#I’m not blessed

[bishy437]

he won

bonus:

#oi oi don’t steal my tags i see u 🫵 #svsss #mdzs #moshang #hualian #bingqiu #sqq u spoilt brat #binghe is def the best cook out of the three gongs i’m not saying this lightly #we know lwj can cook from the extras and i can only assume hc can cook bc the only thing he CANT do is write BUT: #xl enjoys cooking so ofc hc is gonna let him express himself culinarily #and wwx is a spice fanatic weirdo who wants to go live his m!lf dreams into the sunset #lwj will not get in the way of that #sqq however is perfectly content having bingmei cook his meals forever and never stepping into a kitchen #scum villian self saving system #scum villain #mo dao zu shi #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #wangxian #mine #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #wei wuxian #lan wangji #xie lian #hua cheng #shang qinghua #mobei jun

[torubeth]

degradation taken too far (mature content 18+)

context/warnings : it’s smut, so kids shoo! hell of a lot of degradation. they’re so mean i hate them. (swearing, words used : slut and slutty) angst to i have no idea what. pls do lmk if i missed any tws. and as always, its not proofread :p gojo ver.

ryomen sukuna ‘is that all you can do? all your yapping earlier about ridin’ me was just talks? answer me’ his sudden shift in demeanour has you feeling really small. sure he is a rude ass prick but not to you. never to you.

‘no- i can take it. i really can ryo’ tears sting at your eyes as you struggle to take in his full length. his hands giving your waist a small squeeze.

‘yeah and that’s all you’ve been saying for the past goddamn fifteen minutes. either you take it like a good girl or i’ll just have to find someone who will. trust me, i can’ he eyes held no remorse of the words he just spewed and that’s when you break.

correction, you shatter.

somewhere in the back of your head you knew he’ll never leave you but him wording it out makes it seem like it’s bound to happen.

and so tears stroll down your cheeks, your hands and legs giving out on you, your body going limp against his and you whisper the same thing over and over again.

‘don’t leave me ryo. i’m sorry. didn’t mean to upset you. i’m so sorry. don’t leave’

quickly his arms wrap around your body protectively, your face between his shoulder blade and neck, wetting the area with fresh batch of tears.

‘i could never leave you. you’re-’ you’re it for me. ‘you’re always the one that keeps me sane. there’s no way i’ll ever leave you. i’m sorry baby, forgive me. i didn’t mean a word of what i said’ he says.

when he didn’t get a response from you ‘look at me’ he whispers. slowly you leave the comfort of his neck and meet his eyes.

‘i didn’t mean it. you could leave me on deathbed and i still wouldn’t mean it’

‘i can’t leave you ryo. i love you way too much’ you sniffle, new tears threatening to spill so you go back to huddle against his neck.

god. he knows you mean it. and that’s what makes him feel like a dickhead.

‘me too, i- i lo-’ he struggles, just as your palm reaches up to cover his mouth.

‘i know ryo, i know’ you whisper, placing your forehead against his, both of you basking in the quietness of the surrounding.

geto suguru ‘fuckin-! ah shit! some insane grip you have on me baby. can’t move if you clench and lock me up like that’ he smirks against your neck.

‘and a bit quiet today ain’t ya? you sure had a lot to say to satoru earlier heh’ he remarks.

‘we were just catching up suguru, nothing-! nothing more’ you whine.

‘catching up you say? does catching up require smiles and touches? do they angel baby?’ he raises his eyebrows.

‘no..’ you avert your eyes away from his.

‘that’s what i thought. so for that, now you pay’ he pulls out suddenly, and pushes all the way back in making you yelp out loud.

‘sugu! ah fuck, i don’t think i can go another round baby. s’too much!’ the pressure was starting to get to you and you were starting to lose stability.

‘hah, i know you can baby, this slutty pussy’s all you’re good for anyway. fuck, doesn’t matter whose it is, as long as you’re filled. am i right?’ his words pierced straight through your heart.

since when did he-?

out of reflex, your hands reach out to touch his face to make sure that this was a dream nightmare. otherwise there’s no way he-

‘don’t touch me with those filthy hands’ he spits but makes no effort to push your hand off.

‘do you really think that’s all i’m good for?’ your voice is soft, filled with pain, and suddenly it’s like he’s broken out of his trance.

what the fuck am i doing, he thought.

slowly he pulls out, all whilst holding your hand against his cheek.

‘absolutely not. no. fuck, did not mean it angel. i promise. i- i don’t know what came over me-! didn’t mean it. please i’m sorry. next time if i ever lose my shit with you, i want you to take the nearest sharp object and plunge it into my chest’ he heaves out a guttural sigh.

‘you were really mean you know..’ you wipe your eyes.

‘i know baby, fuck. i didn’t mean it. i did not mean it. i’ll never do it again princess, ever’ he repeats.

his face lands on your chest, thanking all the gods and the stars out there for giving him another chance.

he’ll never screw up again and that’s a promise.

nanami kento ‘you really couldn’t wait for a few hours? just had to go and think with your cunt, right? have you no- ugh! no shame?’ his thrusts were sloppy as his hands were placed around your hips.

‘kento- slow down baby, i- i don’t think i can last’ you whine, hands clutching at the sheets.

‘no. you asked for this you little slut. so shut. the. fuck. up. and take it!’ each syllable was accompanied by a harsh thrust.

the usually composed, sweet and calm nanami was nowhere to be found. he’s never once called you a ‘slut’ and what caused this? you rubbing him through his pants and riling him up at his office dinner earlier tonight.

he warned you off multiple times but did you listen? no.

‘why are you so quiet now? i thought this is what you wanted’ his voice comes out raspy and cold.

a quiet but audible whimper escaped your lips, making him halt his actions.

slowly he pulled out, gently laying you on your back as your body shook with each sob.

‘sweetheart…? why are you…’

you look up at him, eyes puffy and swolllen ‘i’m sorry kento, it’s just that, you’re never home these days and i missed you so much’ a cry that’s sure to crack his heart leaves your lips.

‘i just wanted you all to myself for tonight but i didn’t mean to be a bother-’

his warm body hovers over yours, ‘you’re never a bother baby. always know that. you will always be at the top of every and any list i make. there’s nothing more i want than coming home to you everyday after work. and i didn’t mean to lash out at you. you didn’t deserve that, i’m sorry’ he leans down to press a kiss to your forehead.

‘you will always have me sweetheart, never forget that. now let me make it up to you yeah?’

#bro i’m actually so scared to post this cuz i’ve never written anything like it before god bless #jujutsu kaisen #jjk smut #geto smut #jjk x reader smut #jjk x reader #geto x reader smut #jjk angst #jujutsu kaisen smut #sukuna smut #geto x reader #nanami smut #sukuna x reader smut #sukuna x reader #nanami kento smut

[biboomerangboi]

Hua Cheng essentially cockblocking himself for possibly all of eternity will literally never not be the funniest thing MXTX ever wrote.

Xie Lian was pretty much completely in love with him the second he saw those lanterns (and completely oblivious about it) and then we get the wonderful first kiss underwater moment and Xie Lian is basically drawing hearts around Hua Cheng every time he sees him. While like quietly dying cause he literally has no idea what to do with it. Like at this point he doesn’t even really understand that he is head over heels totally gone for this man.

Until Hua Cheng is like I have a beloved I just haven’t won them over yet. Which he thinks is perfectly reasonable because his self esteem is the worst and he doesn’t understand how he could have won Xie Lian over yet. (He’s only on step 22 of his Marrying Dianxia 3000 step Master Plan ((that he debates throwing out on a regular basis because he doesn’t deserve to even dream about wanting Xie Lian)). So course he’s like yeah I have this wonderful noble beautiful beloved I just haven’t won them over yet wink wink nudge nudge.

But Xie Lian is like oh of course obviously I don’t deserve nice things and fuck I actually wanted him so badly I’m actually in love with him and now I will resign myself to never being happy for his sake. (Their combined self esteem is truly a so low it’s a hole in the ground which is hilarious because they think the other person is to good for them and unattainable forever because they literally have the same neurosis.) So he starts boxing up his feelings forever constantly wanting Hua Cheng and feeling guilty about it and literally dying inside because he wants Hua Cheng like he’s never wanted anyone.

Like essentially books 3 and 5 only happen because Hua Cheng has now cursed them both by saying he has a beloved because Xie Lian believes he isn’t wanted and therefore any nice thing Hua Cheng does is just him being nice and not Hua Cheng pulling out steps 23-34 of his plan thinking he still hasn’t won Xie Lian over. (He has he so has but he shot himself in the foot so badly it’s painful to read).

Like thank the Gods Hua Cheng is so unhinged and created the cave of 10000 Gods cause Xie Lian would literally be at his own wedding to Hua Cheng still convinced he wanted someone else and this was in fact a thing they were doing to solve a case together otherwise.

Like he needed something that unhinged to put 2 and 2 together otherwise he never would have caught on he’s Hua Cheng’s beloved. Meanwhile Hua cheng is like 🥺 he’s going to think I’m a weirdo now and I’m only on step 50 of the plan 🥺 like the two of them wouldn’t have been fucking nasty 2 books ago if he just kept his mouth shut and didn’t cockblock himself so violently.

#I hate them I love them they are both so stupid #hualian #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hua cheng #xie lian #heavens official blessing #heaven official's blessing #hualian meta #tgcf meta #actually don’t know why I’m tagging this as meta I’m just bullying them but you get it #zee rambles #writing them and wanting to die #zees 2am text posts

[magicpotatothoughts]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MXTX JUST DROPPED THE NEWLY REVISED UNCENSORED VERSION OF TGCF ON JJWXC?!!!!!

Feral HC and crybaby XL let’s gooooooo (Spoiler mount Tonglu thousand temple scene) 👇

Source twitter

#now we have 3 canon versions for the allos aces and everything in between #I’m a happy aego #finafuckingly #tgcf #mxtx #heaven official's blessing #hualian #hua cheng #tian guan ci fu #xie lian #danmei novel #danmei

[meepzs]

Fuck it we back.

#au where they’re in high school I don’t know #TGCF #xianle trio #fengqing #tgcf mu qing #tgcf xie lian #tgcf feng xin #xie lian #feng xin #mu qing #my art style hasn’t changed but I’m working on an anime project please be gentle #heaven official's blessing

[arcane-gold]

my pookie bear <3333

#hua cheng #tgcf #heaven officials blessing #san lang #my art #guys i’m on book 5 #should i come here to tumblr for my incoherent ramblings #i’ve been yelling on twitter but maybe this kind of thing is more suited to tumblr

[st-hedge]

I’m going to give no context and just post this shoddy comic strip about Ganondorf’s nightmare

#tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda #loz totk #ganondorf #link #totk spoilers #in some way #ganlink #this has absolutely nothing shippy about it #but I don’t want people to misunderstand what I’m about #I love it when they are each others worst nightmare #and greatest blessing #anyway #sleep paralysis link

[emotionaldisaster909]

And then Xie Lian just shakes his head at Hua Cheng’s antics lovingly

I freaking can’t

This is so them

It wasn’t in the novel, they added it, and it’s a single detail, but it’s PERFECT

It’s so them

The whole heaven is horrified, the worst Demon King of all just broke in and stole one of the officials

And Xie Lian is like

“Ah, San Lang is just messing around”

he trusts him so much already

and it’s killing me

#i can’t #i’m gone #head empty #just them #tgcf #hualian #xie lian #hua cheng #tian guan ci fu #tgcf thoughts #tgcf season 2 #tgcf donghua #heaven officials blessing #天官赐福

[mooncakebun]

REPOST of Xianle trio fanart

They were friends from a kingdom long gone 💔🥲

(TLDR; I was stupid enough to work on it til 6am in the morning and my eyes were literally red & hurting & I was not in the best mood about the drawing overall. Woke up a few hours later and I checked with fresh eyes & corrected some things that looked off… anyway, I’m not touching this piece ever again & Sorry for the inconvenience 🙏)

#tgcf #tgcf fanart #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #天官赐福 #xianle trio #xie lian #feng xin #mu qing #tw weapon #no matter how much hours I put into it my style will never be NOT sketchy hahahaha I’m dying #to draw them together was a long time dream 😭

[chloesimaginationthings]

Congrats you got another haiku bot post

HAIKU BOT MOMENT!!!

(Original post)

#ask reply #THANK YOU BLESSING me again haiku #we got haiku bot like three times now?? #I’m glad every time I love you haiku bot #thanks to everyone who’s keeping an eye out for haiku bot #I’d literally miss every time this happens if nobody told me PFF #I don’t stay on the internet long 💜💜

[hazbingirliexoxo]

*On the phone*

Reader: I wanna do bad things to you~😏

Valentino: Oooo yeah? Like what, amorcito?~😈

Reader: Like break your FUCKING NECK and gouge your eyes out and RIP-

Valentino: 😶 *hangs up*

Angel: *recording in the background, dying of laughter*

#angel be like: you’re doing amazin’ dollface😭 #val wouldn’t stand a chance #put reader and niffty up to the task and they’ll get the job done #anything for my spider boy💕 #Vox and velvette be like: yikes…rip I guess? #anyway I’m back on my bullshit with another one of these! #since yall liked the vox one so much #this is from vine god bless🙏🏼 #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin angel dust #hazbin alastor #hazbin husk #hazbin vaggie #hazbin valentino #hazbin vox #nifty hazbin hotel #hazbin charlie #hazbin velvette #hazbin lucifer #hazbin sir pentious #angel dust x reader

[marciies]

when femmes do that one pose in pictures where they put one hand on the side of their upper chest. and their nails and finger tips are softly touching their skin. and sometimes touching the ends of their hair. you know the one

#god bless #i hope people know the pose i’m talking about. i think about it a lot weak in the knees #lesbian #lesbianism #femme #femme lesbian #femme lesbians #femme lesbianism #butch bait #butchfemme #butch4femme #text

[biboomerangboi]

Hua Cheng is just so iconic to us because he is in fact a tumblr girlie. Notebook filled to the brim with sketches of his blorbo. Info dumps galore. Maximalist fashion to the nines. Outfits based on accessories. Has all of the genders under one big shapeshifting trench coat. Hates the ruling class. Excuses every problematic thing his blorbo does and stands by them in the group chats. Insane reaction to people who dislike his blorbo and says mean things about them, burning temples is the doxxing of his time. He belongs on here with us.

#I’d either be his biggest fan or have him blocked #I’ve had like 4 hrs sleep but you know I’m right #if you write famous Xie Lian please don’t make Hua Cheng normal he’s insane on main and we love him #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hua cheng #hualian #heavens official blessing #heaven official's blessing #tgcf shitpost #zees 2am text posts

[sokkalore]

good morning hualian nation. new official donghua art. they’re so in love i’m dizzy.

#tgcf #heaven official's blessing #hualian #tian guan ci fu #i’m NAUSUOEUD

[carma-tjol]

Show me your worst. I love it all the same.

As long as it's me. As long as it's you.

#heaven official's blessing #hualian #tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #carma art #tgcf spoilers #i think book 6 was my fav. not totally decided yet tho #severe trauma lets gooooo #xie lian’s *how can i be a person again after what happened to me* arc went CRAZY #god. #and hua cheng. #the way he draws himself ugly on the murals. his reaction to the homophobia/getting called disgusting. him expecting cruel rejection from x #KILLLLLLL MEEEEEEE #like man this guy *HATES* hates himself. #sorry for posting this literally the day after the last one but i’m obsessed

[pedros-immaculate-vibes]

Halsin, just saying

”Wherever you need me”

and

“Take care out there”

when you tell him he should stay at camp.

NO whinging, NO moping, just trusting and agreeing.

WE DONT TALK WNOUGH ABOUT THIS

THE MAN DOESN’T GIVE YOU A HARD TIME

HE JUST *DOES* IT

#Halsin #god bless #halsin silverbough #its like medicine everytime I hear him just agree #Istg #bg3 #maybe it’s bc I’m a mom