Ed Sheeran: here is my latest album in which I write about losing my best friend young, learning my wife has cancer while she’s pregnant with our second child, and being actively suicidal. I’ll be releasing it right after I wrap up this court case where I’m having to defend my integrity as a songwriter and artist and everything I’ve built my life and career on. also I had to miss my grandmother’s funeral back home so I could be present at the mandatory court proceedings.
Twitter.com all week: haha I hope Ed Sheeran loses in court so he’ll stop releasing bad music and give retail workers peace! What album is he releasing next, “Quadratic Equation”? Hahaha! Such an original joke no one has ever heard before :) I’m soooo funny!! :)
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The injury of finally knowing you.
What the fuck, Hozier. You can’t just do that. The injury of finally knowing you. What the fuck. I am ruined now.
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Things in Sherlock and co that make me get weird looks on the tube because I can’t contain myself
Lots of love, Sherlock Holmes
Who is called Jonk??
No shit Sherlock
The bag for life debacle
“Lestrade has very kindly sent these on. What she lacks in intelligence and any discernable talent required to be an officer, she’d makes up for in kindness” “She sent these to you for your birthday” “I suspect for two reasons. First, the case makes very little sense to Scotland Yard which isn’t surprising, and second, yes, for my birthday”
John losing it over the cardboard box title
The horse is the fucking masked singer!
According to Watson’s geographical breakdown I live in the bumcheeks of the uk
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Oh gosh they’re gonna bully me aren’t they
Left to Right:
Sheik, 6’1”, 18 y/o; Bestir (Ganondorf), 5’3”, 13 y/o; Shadow Link, 8’1” (short for a shadow) ??? y/o
Valor, 6’3” 51 y/o (mid-teen); Remedy, 5’4”, 17 y/o; Lore, 5’5”, 18 y/o; Merry, 7’1”, 15 y/o; Ardor, 5’11”, 18 y/o; Caprice, 4’-, 346 y/o
Shad, 6’4”, 34 y/o; Malon, 7’5”, 41 y/o; Paya, 5’6” 41 y/o
Guys there are so many more you don’t understand
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“What Is This Feeling” from Wicked is Radioapple coded af
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Hobie, looking at old photos: who’s this lady?
Miles: oh that’s my mom when she was like in her early 20’s, she was really into goth stuff… i think she got arrested right after this photo though bc of a protest
Hobie:
Miles: stop giving me that look i’m never letting you near her.
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i loveee musicians changing their style i loveee trying out new things i love versatility i love range i love the ever changing nature of music and creativity. except when they do things i don’t like. explode.
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it’s spotify wrapped season and that means. I don’t know what the fuck any of you are talking about
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Okay chat here’s my Spotify wrapped
I find it funny that two of my top artists are The Same Artist
620 out of 621 of those streams for Stuck Inside happened in a single week, which was right before they stopped tracking for wrapped
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music is one of my favorite things about being human. and not just like, the way my favorite bands can articulate shrimp emotions in their lyrics, although that too for sure for sure. but i also mean that feeling you get when you hear an orchestral arrangement start to swell or you’re at a festival and someone is doing a traditional drum performance and the words don’t matter, it’s just sound waves it shouldn’t mean anything but you feel a clenching in your chest and goosebumps on your skin and there are tears in your eyes and it’s just vibrations in the air but you feel it in your soul. i think that’s what being a person means
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