#I’m competitive like that

[the-spider-haven]

gang, in my time zone, it’s gerard way’s bday atm so HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO!!!

#had to let everyone know I’m celebrating before you guys🥰 #I’m competitive like that #the only perk of living in the land of kangaroos and koalas brother #mcr #my chemical romance #gerard way #mcr gerard #g way #gee way #happy birthday gerard way #we love you girl #also had to say ‘bro’ in the post so the world doesn’t see my masculinity breaking💔💔

[chloesimaginationthings]

William Afton into the FNAF-verse

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #william afton #dave miller #steve raglan #dayshift at freddy's #the fourth closet #fnaf movie #sister location #dsaf #dsaf dave #dsaf fanart #fnaf #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #spiderverse #I’m so sorry for this comic guys #I couldn’t get this idea out of my head #HUGE DAY for DSAF likers though!! #Book Dave doesn’t really like DSAF Dave pff #also finally drew my game William design again #also first time drawing anything from the fourth closet! #so many firsts SO many wills #don’t gotta worry about them all meeting up #cause I doubt the wills will get along enough to do anything evil #just an ego competition

[stuckinapril]

friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me

#It’s just so different #even though it’s public it still feels secret and safe. i feel comfy sharing a lot more on here than I do in my actual day to day life lol #in my head I’m also just speaking to myself 90% of the time which helps #if a friend off tumblr saw my thoughts I’d feel so weird ab it #esp bc they might get the vagueposting about certain situations and tell mutual friends #no thank u. this is for me. I’m not about to start censoring my thoughts bc someone I know knows my tumblr #u guys literally saw me have LIVE BREAKDOWNS #meanwhile I’ll have the worst fucking day in history and tell no one about it. I’m already cripplingly private but way more so in real life #this is basically a low stress journaling outlet for me. it’s so important for me to maintain the separation #like this is actually my diary & has been so handy for letting out emotions / articulating thoughts / staying on track !! #& I’ve met so many kind people on here who actually get me. which is so hard to find irl bc I’m surrounded by pre-med gunners/overachievers #who are by standard not very good w emotion & can be competitive/judgmental. or at least it’s hard for me to be vulnerable in front of them #and I’m part of that crowd so I reserve my emotions only to a handful of very close friends #it’s nice to hop on here and express negative emotions!! or positive emotions!! just whatever I want and it’s low stress and people get me #I don’t have to worry about judgment or competitiveness etc etc #like everyone on here is so kind & nice & understanding. & just a breath of fresh air from the types I run w. it’s just nice to have this #so idk that’s why I think I’ll always be strict about keeping the worlds separate. it just works #p

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 185

No one could get into contact with Constantine. 

Now usually that wasn’t that big of a deal, the man constantly disappeared for a few days at a time doing something or other, but he’d been completely silent and unseen for months. Usually he’ll at least answer a call to tell them to fuck off or something. 

And they really need his expertise and are getting incredibly worried for their grumpy team member. Yes he’s an asshole, but he’s their asshole, y’know? And he has a habit of getting into Situations (sure he also usually gets out of them, but what if he didn’t this time?!) 

So they’re desperate. Kind of really desperate. Desperate enough to use the summoning sigil they found on his fridge. They’d checked it, multiple times, and it should summon the hellblazer. 

“You’re not Constantine.” . 

The white-haired teen in the circle yawned, stretching and blinking at them blandly with familiar blue eyes before sighing. “Actually I am,” he stuffed his hands into his hoodie as he looked down at the summoning circle. “Well, technically just one of the many Laughing Magicians currently in the Realms.” 

He gave a grin, looking more amused than annoyed. “Pretty much every one of us is in the Realms right now for family reunion lol. (Did he just say lol out loud??) So like, you’re gonna have to specify which of us you’re tryin’ to summon. Honestly perfect timing for me thanks, the fruitloop keeps flirting with John and it’s horrific so.” 

… That was probably their John, wasn’t it…

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #The Constantine Family exists for fucking over entities & manipulating luck #They adore this scrappy halfa who is doing the same with twice the feral #Danny: Yeah I’m like the changeling child that ended up in the middle of them and they just kept me for the laughs lol #Danny: I’m not allowed to join in the drinking competitions #Danny: Oh no it’s not a responsibility thing; alcohol doesn’t affect me and they say it’s cheating #Why Yes Vlad IS flirting with their Constantine #He’s started his redemption but let’s be honest he’s also a con-man & John is all for fucking over the rich #Danny is disgusted at how well they’re getting along and wanted to get away from their flirting while everyone else ribbed at em #Hence why when they all felt the summoning he decided to go #Well that and also for the laughs because he’s learning magic Undead Constantine style #”Fuckin 'ell yeah the family 'as a necromancer in 'he line again look a' 'im go!” (Lots of ghost & living people drunken cheering) #Danny only half fucking with people: Yeah I’m like their collective undead fae child lmao #danny fenton #john constantine

[chrollohearttags]

meg baby, I promise we’ll all look the other way if you decide to strangle that chimera ant built bitch. I promise we won’t say nothing.

#nicki got to be one of the nastiest bitches I’ve ever seen in my life #you ain’t had a fucking hit in 10 yrs good enough to act the way you do #it’s crazy it took her being so vile to meg for ppl to get it #it’s always ‘protect blk women’ w/her until it’s somebody she don’t like lmao #and her only beef with her is that she collabed with cardi #the only one who stuck by her side mind you so ofc she #she’s been terrible and I remember back in 2017 when ppl jumped me for ‘defending a Latina woman’ over her #the same bitch that co opted a hashtag meant for missing and murdered blk women for her own bullshit #while cardi was using her platform to speak up for breonna Taylor and police brutality? oh okay #she’s a nasty witch and her karma will come #rap beef aside #‘how you got 3 Grammys and can’t stay on beat?’ #how are you the supposed queen and been rapping since Jesus was in Jerusalem but have zero? #bringing up her dead mother..you deserve to rot #cherry chats 🍒 #I’m so happy cardi no longer feeds into her bullshit and lets her stupid ass talk to the wall #all the new girls are outshining her and I’m so glad they don’t have to grovel to her #the fact that these girls just came out and are her competition says more abt nicki than it does Meg cardi latto or anybody else #her peers should be missy kim queen latifah etc #and yet she’s linking up with 23 year olds and beefing with girls 20 years her junior #guess that predator spirit run in the family huh

[ultimatefarter3000]

oh he butch as hell

#futurama #phillip j fry #butch #lesbian #when i’m in a dykeoff and my competition is phillip j fry… #non irls i look like this #in case you were wondering

[qrcane]

Ykw I feel bad for ElQuackity. Imagine you’re tasked to cause chaos and you have to compete against the sheer insanity that is bolas rojas?? Like I can picture him logging on yesterday being like “hehehe, I’m gonna cause soooo much chaos, this island won’t know what hit ‘em,” and then moments later he gets chased down by a gas masked, nips out Charlie slimecicle. I’d just throw in the towel, what’s even the point

#idk how accurate this is to what was said I read like a few posts abt it #but yeah insert when I’m in blank competition and my Oppenent is meme #qsmp #qsmp liveblogging #qsmp purgatory #qsmp elquackity

[hitwiththetmnt]

My moot @idiot-mushroom !

Even out the votes lovelies! Get the tie!

#I’m living for Raph’s dress by the way #absolutely inputting my own silly idea that they remember the spitfire bros from the 3k art #just a little guy watching from the sidelines and recognizing peeps in the crowd #like a mom trying to get their kid to look at them for a picture while they play soccer #ttnm #ttnm au #tmnt spitfire #tmnt spitfire au #rottmnt spitfire #rottmnt spitfire au #tmnt #my art #tmnt au competition #tmnt au propaganda #tmnt crossover #rottmnt #art 4 others

[ziracona]

I can’t include them all so here’s a combo of ‘came to mind first,’ ‘talked about positively most often by fans,’ and ‘stuck in my head’.

Public Apology Big Iron isn’t here. There were a lot that didn’t make the cut but that one specifically I stg I put in and only realized after posting had not. It was 100% meant to be on this list and I’ve failed us.

#fallout #fallout new vegas #fallout 4 #fallout 76 #tumblr polls #I know I Don’t Want to Set the World on Fire should be here bc it was a trailer song but I don’t really like it so Heartaches by the Number #made it instead I’m sorry ✊😔 #I FORGOT BIG IRON. that’s a sincere mistake I stg it was 2 on the list SHIT #why are you people so agreassive??? it’s not a ‘best fo song’ poll it’s not even a ‘favorite fo song’ poll it’s literally just a ‘pick a #song and hit a button fun time??? stop yelling in the tags about songs that aren’t there there are 12 slots on a poll I don’t control this #make your own stupid post and get rocks thrown at /you/ for only having 12 songs. also some of you can’t read ‘why isn’t X on’ IT IS!!! some #of the ones you’re complaining about are ThERE read #I’m gonna turn off reblogs and delete this maybe Jesus Christ it’s not even a competition it’s a song blunt rotation can’t you all be friend #ly about anything? Tu

[hoippu]

Listen, I think sans is the only tumblr sexyman who is capable of beating reigen because Reigen runs off the bugs bunny rule. Sure it’d be funny if Reigen won and honestly I’m here for it. But if he lost to sans of all sexymen, It would be the most hilarious shit ever. Hysterical even.

#i still want Reigen to win tho idk I’m conflicted #also it’s pretty in character for Reigen to start off strong at any competition and then lose at the very final round in the funniest way #like deadass it’s something that would happen for sure #reigen #reigen arataka #mp100 #sans #sans undertale #undertale #Twitter #anitwt #tumblr sexymen #showdown #tumblr sexymen showdown #reigensweep #sanssweep #sansweep

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC ramble: Types of power

Now, in this particular fandom, there’s a tendency to make an OP Danny

That’s a neutral statement, a lot of people just happen to like and post OP Danny

For the most part, not my taste but it can be fun in some contexts, but overpowered Danny isn’t my default

Now, Danny is physically strong. His abilities are combat focused and he can hold his own in a fight. He probably has a little less physical strength than you’d think since he uses gravity nullification to lift heavy things, but it’s impressive regardless. He has a goodly variety of offensive and defensive abilities that make him formidable is a fight

But the strongest characters in DC aren’t necessarily strong in that way

Superman is physically very strong, incredibly powerful, but he’s still nowhere near the level of the actual strongest characters, because their power is a very different type

Like I’m talking reality manipulation, omniscience, abilities that involve power over people’s very souls (and a ghost is a human soul) and where they end up. Psychopomps and some much more. I’m talking about beings that can mold the flesh of humans to remove something like a cancer and repair damage with barely a thought

And they’re mainly held in check by rules, mostly just being polite, sometimes Divine laws

This is a type of power Danny is not equipped to handle

It’s a very different game than Danny is playing. He can physically throw down, he might have an army if it’s Ghost King AU, but this is “can kill you with a literal snap and the snap is just for dramatic effect” territory

Danny is playing high school American football, these characters are playing Professional soccer aka what every other country calls football

It’s a very different game, and if he’s trying to play with them, he’s going to struggle

And that’s fine, he can still be OP and not be playing on the same field as Lucifer, or the Spectre, or various demon lords and so on, because it’s a different kind of power

But just arbitrarily saying he’s more powerful really undersells why they are powerful. Being able to punch good is not the same as a character that can just send him to the afterlife. Someone being able to reshape Danny’s body at their will isn’t going to be concerned about his ecto blasts

A Tuna is a big fish, but the ocean is VAST and DEEP

All this to say you’d have to drastically alter Danny’s actual power set to make him able to compete, otherwise you’re just de-powering the actual strongest characters, which is less impressive since it missed the point of WHY they were strong

Just because you can solve a sheet of math problems doesn’t mean you’re going to be able to ace a three page essay on the poetry of Keats

This has been my thoughts on the matter, be sure to grab a souvenir from the gift shop

Also just going to sneak this in:

Danny should probably be more concerned about magic users

Magic clearly can affect him, just look at the Freak Show incident from season one, that’s not even getting into the reality gauntlet. Now add in the fact that there’s a variety of magic items/artifacts in DC and a slew other of magic uses and occultists that can summon and bind ghosts, spirits, and demons to do their bidding

Danny is firmly in the category of beings that magic specifically deals with, he should probably be a bit more concerned about magic users

#dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dpxdc #dp x dc ramble #just some thoughts #I’m very much a show don’t tell kind of guy so I do get disappointed if I’m only told Danny is OP #since a lot of things are very powerful in very different ways #and being just told he’s more powerful just comes across as everything else was made weaker to accomplish it #and if you look into some of the actual most powerful characters in DC #you can see why Danny being more powerful is questionable #since it’s a different type of power we’re talking here #beings that can remove lung cancer from someone and reshape the flesh to repair it is def not the same as punching #it’s like intelligence #a person can be good at memorizing things #but that might not help in a puzzle solving competition #the difference between math homework and a three page literature essay #being good at one doesn’t mean you’re good at the other

[undeniablespice]

i remain sincerely, unshakably convinced that aeron’s one true talent is basketball. he’s 6’5” and built like a scarecrow i know he would absolutely destroy the westerosi bball circuit if it weren’t for the Trauma turning him away from sports towards substance abuse and religion

#euron nefariously sabotaging the ironborn chances of winning the asoiaf nba finals by [REDACTED] #i’m ignoring george’s weird piss thing here #i don’t even think aeron would like basketball. in fact he would hate it #every night he is like drowned god why would you do this to me #why would you curse me with this useless skill #it is his one great wish to retire and become someone’s weird orthodox uncle #but the drowned god spake and to his loyal disciple he said: you must decorate my shelves with sports trophies #so aeron sighs and puts on his gay ass jersey and absolutely demolishes the competition #aeron greyjoy #op #just putting that man in scenarios

[valeovalairs]

When I fuck something up, there’s always this little voice in the back of my head, that says, “oh fuck.” And it’s Charlie Slimecicle saying this. Every. Single. Time.

#This just happened a bit ago and I really became aware of it #He says it in such a specific way too like in this really small panicky way #Can’t remember what campaign or episode it’s from I just know it’s him and it’s from jrwi #charlie slimecicle #jrwi #slimecicle #text post #Anyway if anyone’s been paying attention to my prev posts today this is STILL about the competition I’m at #I messed up

[sugarpasteltmnt]

HI FRIENDS ‘lil update for you since I’ve been so scarce—

‘TNV’ is on a temporary hold because I’M GETTING A NEW JOB YAY!!! 🎉🔥🎊🍾💃🎉🎉🔥 Even BETTER news is now I’ll have a bit more time to write turtle angst ehehehe >:3

That being said, I gotta get some things settled before i can get back to TNV. I’m so sorry I’m behind on asks and artwork but I promise I’ll catch up soon!! Thank you guys for your patience I promise I’m not ignoring you ;w; things are just bonkers right now but it’s also very exciting

I wish i had something a bit more special planned for the anniversary tomorrow (HUH???) but rest assured I’ll be back at getting you Turtle Angst before too long (`･ω･´)ゞ

#thank u guys for being patient weh #’dude you just missed the craziest of crazies. cats. tiki bars. antique malls. MOM??? #‘argument. Competition. Running a half marathon. Coming here and telling you 🎶I quit my toxic joooob🎶 #ALSO ANNOVERSARY TOMORROW WHAT?????? #HELLO????? #I had. no idea. #someone mentioned it and I was like THE WHAT #just wow #man. #it’s making me Big Emotional ;w; #I promise I’m still gunna finish #I’m too Unwell for this fic to stop lol #pastel prattling

[xbraveheartx]

Romeo and Carlo were such troublemakers, look at them graffitiing all over a painting at the red lobster inn… unbelievable…

#Lies of P #Lies of P Spoilers #Honey wake up new Carmeo content just dropped— #Discovered this on my stream of NG++ and me and chat collectively lost our minds over how cute this was #Carlo wanting to 1-up Romeo at every turn and both of them just constantly play fighting #friendly competition in tandem of genuine love and support for one another like damn y’all I’m soft #They left their footprints everywhere and it’s the cutest thing

[alitteraladhdmess]

hello sibs competitor, miuky stares

I think he’s scaring Leo a little-

@tmntaucompetition

#Leo doesn’t like miuky looking at him like that #it’s a tad bit creepy #but still cute #I’m back and I can catch up on the asks #thank you to the people who voted BFO on the prelims #even though we aren’t going further #I appreciate the support #rottmnt #rottmnt fandom #BFO #BFO propaganda #tmnt au propaganda #tmnt au competition #bloom from oblivion #♥️​literaladhdart♥️ #ask box #3m0n3rd ask