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thelonelywiz · 4 months
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kylos-bens · 3 years
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Mistakes Like This ↠ Obi-Wan Kenobi (Obi-Wan x Reader) Chapter 4
Word Count: 3.4K Warnings: HELLA SMUTTY. 18++++ I wanted to combust writing this. Not my best smut work but I guess it shall do.  Tags: @blondekel77 <3 
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A/N: As always you can catch up with most recent chapters on Wattpad. You can find me @/concordiabeskar 
enjoy lovelies!!!! 
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Everything was happening quickly and robes were being unclasped and peeled away slowly. Obi-Wan pressed his lips against yours. It took everything in you to keep yourself quiet and together but you melted away as his other free hand roamed your body. In the dimly lit cave, you can still see up close the outline of the details of his face. Obi-Wan brushed his lips gently against yours as you take the first breath from the kiss. Your eyes never breaking contact with him. Obi-Wan strokes your neck and he chuckled giving you goosebumps. It definitely started a flame at your core. He didn't hesitate after a few beats he was kissing you again and you were moaning against his lips. The both of you weren't shy anymore because of what you've learned today. He introduced his tongue against your lips and you allowed him to explore.
"Let me breathe for a second," you part from him and he continues to kiss your cheeks and jaw. Your hands run down his chest and you felt the light peppering of hair across his chest. You made a note to make sure to kiss him there because that was one thing you've always wanted to do."I didn't expect my first kiss to be like this."
"Your first kiss?" he brushed a few loose strands of hair over your ear. "How did you expect it to be?"
"Not in a dark cave," you run your hands up and down his chest slowly. When you were done with that you slowly made your way to the belt of his pants.
"We had a chance on top of the Jedi Temple," he murmured giving you another kiss and starting to push the robes off your shoulders.
"It would be sacrilegious," you replied and you focused on his hand that made its way under the bandeau that covered your breast."I was also mad at you at that time. Add confused too!"
"You were definitely taught by me," he slipped a free hand into your hair and held you closer to him. You kept looking away and licking your lips.
"Only by the best in the galaxy," you felt him squeeze your nape. "Master Kenobi."
"I know you're nervous." Of course, you were. Here you are stuck with the man you've adored for so long and his hand was grabbing one of your breasts.
"How do you know?" you felt him grind up against you. You grind back and he let out a low ground.
"You talk a lot when you are," he pushed up the bandeau so now both your breasts were exposed to him. It was still hard to see but he observed you and memorizing every part of you in case he'll never see you like this again.
"I'll shut up," you tilt your head to the side and he took your hands and pinned them above you.
"Good," he fumbled with his own pants working with only one hand. "I would love to only hear moans from you darling." You got goosebumps and he buries his face into your neck again. He slowly lets go of your hands but the force still kept them pinned above your head.
"Obi-wan" You breathed out when his gloved fingers made their way down between your legs.
"Keep your eyes on me," he whispered peppering you with kisses. He used a knee to separate your legs even further as he slipped a finger into your pussy.
"You're being so slow," you gasp out as he curled and uncurled that singular finger in you. This was a new sensation for you and you squirmed in the force hold. He continued this movement before another finger made its way inside of you. He earned more moans from you and he used his free hand to stick his hand into his pants and work on his own shaft. His fingers continue to slide in and out of you in a sweet slow movement that made you moan out his name.
"Patience," he groans as he pumped his cock and slipped a third finger in. Obi-Wan pressed his forehead against yours and you felt your insides tremble. It took everything in you to stay intact and not unravel yourself. In a swift move, all his fingers left you and you huffed. Obi-Wan noticed and he smiled. "You liked that?"
"Yes please put them back in," you begged. He plants a wet kiss on your lips before he brought his fingers to your mouth.
"Open," he whispered and you obeyed. You taste your arousal on his gloved fingers and suck. This reminded you of what you saw in his memory. You nibble gently and he cursed under his breath. "Naughty." He lets go of your hands and that gave you the time to start pulling away from your pants and underwear. You helped him too and Obi-Wan took out the fingers from your mouth and slicked your saliva and juices on his cock. The trembling in your legs caused him to hold one of your ankles. You were waiting with anticipation on what he would do next.
"Please I feel empty," you groaned. He pushed your legs farther apart and spat on your pussy. It startled you but it made you squirm even more. "Obi-Wan pl-"
You couldn't even finish the sentence the tip of his cock was already inside of you. He moaned into your mouth and your hands moved on to his shoulders. You whimpered as he gently pushed himself further into you. He cursed and growled as he went deeper stretching you out and feeling every inch of you. "Kriff are you okay darling?" he was brushing away hair from your face and you nod looking into his eyes. "Just keep your eyes on me."
"Yes," it came out as a weak whisper and he brings his hand between the both you. His finger rubbed circles around your clit and it made you squirm because of the multiple sensations you were feeling at the moment. He started to move and you follow him with your hips. It started slowly at first but both of you were hungry. He began to thrust with a little more force and roughness to it. You met every thrust with the same vigor. Obi-Wan grabbed your neck and gently squeezed the sides. You had nothing to grip on this ledge except for your robes and he pulled in and out of you. Obi-Wan kissed down one side of your neck and his other hand restricting the blood from flowing to your brain. You dig your nails into his back and gasped. He lets you go and he placed a few kisses on your collarbone. You love the sensation of his prickly beard on your skin and his warm breath sent you shivers.
"Felt good?" he continues to grind and twist himself into you and you yelped a yes in awe. That was not what you expected to like and you wanted him to do it again. You wrapped an arm around his neck and he pressed his body against you. The rhythm you were moving in was perfect and he was hitting the right spot. Using his teeth he removed both his gloves off his hands and he throws them off to the side. He pushed his hair back and continue to plow into you harder and with a slight twist. You whispered to him that you felt like you were going to explode and all he did was chuckle and continue what he was doing. Obi-Wan's beard tickled your shoulder as he lowers his head and runs his hand over your breast squeezing each one. His hand then moved to your hips and he gripped one side. The other free hand went to grab your chin
"I think I'm going to cum," You whimpered as you felt the built up in your core and your legs were still trembling. He nods and bites down on your bottom lip.
"Go ahead darling," he slows down his thrust and you continue to move up against him. The warm and wet feeling between the both of had you so turned on. "Right on my cock." Your head was filled with so many things but the sensation of the climax was starting to fill it up completely. The wetness between your legs coating Obi-Wan's lengthy member and the both of you watched how it easily slid in and out of you. You were going to spill over when the sound of a walkie talkie filled your ears.
Obi-Wan stopped and your climax was literally at the edge but you stood still. "Generals?" It was one of the clones. They called out to the both of you. "Hello? Are you both down here?" Obi-Wan covered your mouth and unsheathed himself. It caused you to moan into his palm and he held in a deep growl. It vibrated through his body and you felt it too. You cursed the clones for coming to the rescue at the wrong time. Obi-Wan in one move pulled your underwear and pants back on you. He pulled himself up as well and he crouched up into a sitting position. You were both glad that there was a huge boulder still blocking you from view. He was moving quickly and put his robes back on it the best way he could and you were still laying there shaking from an almost orgasm.
"Darling I know you wanted to but we have to get up," he lifts you and you put on the robes. You tied the knot by your side to fasten it back to place. Obi-Wan brushed your hair away from your face and gave you a kiss on the lips. "We can deal with this later." You held your hands to your chest and he moved towards where the clones were at. "We're here!" He called out to them. His voice clear and loud.
You were just sitting there in complete ecstasy but it was still an unfinished deed. The clones were down below and you made sure everything about yourself didn't look suspicious. "We thought we lost everything!" You said and it came out so weak.
"Are you alright General?" one of the clones asked.
"She's fine but we definitely need help getting down," Obi-Wan had his hand on the small of your back as you leaned over. A torchlight shone up at the both of you and you just hoped that they couldn't tell that you were sweating and completely red.
It was a quick rescue op and Obi-Wan still found a moment to joke. You kept yourself quiet because you were a little annoyed that the clones showed up. Thankful for the rescue but you limped your way back to where you had to climb back up. "We just need to attach this harness," one of the clones said to you and Obi-Wan stood there waiting. The clone fumbled with putting it on to you so Obi-Wan excused himself and did it for him. You held your breath as he tightened the harness around you and locked it in place.
"There we go," his hand lingered on your waist and you blush. "Alright, it's my turn." They start hooking Obi-Wan up to the contraption and you turn away from him because he wouldn't stop staring at you.
"Okay let's get out of here," you managed to say as everyone was finally connected.
*:·゚✧
The way back up took longer than you thought. There was a high chance both you and Obi-Wan could have died. You were exhausted when the clones finally dragged you up. Your head was no longer buzzing with pleasure but you definitely feel a sudden rush of guilt. Obi-Wan supported you as you walked back to the ship and if only you had some strength left you would have did it yourself.
A med droid was already waiting in the quarters for the both of you. "Out," Obi-Wan said as he lowered you down on your cot.
"Sir I am following protocol," the droid replied.
"We don't need your help right now. So out," he points at the door and the droid stood there, their lights blinking before leaving.
"That was harsh," you sit up.
"I just want the both of us to be alone," he sits down and removed a medical kit from your pack.
"I need the bacta," you rummaged through the kit and found the spray.
"Do you know how to work it?" he wasn't looking at you as he took the spray from your hands.
"I do," you take it back from him and he holds your wrist. You felt your face go warm and he lifts your chin up. The both of you looked at each other for a moment. "Let me just get cleaned up first. This dirt will give me an infection." You get up and moved towards the small bathroom space. There were a few beeps coming from the door and you looked over your shoulder and saw him punching in something on the screen.
"I just locked it," he says. You were sure now what was about to happen. He follows you right inside the bathroom and in the small space, you couldn't help but laugh. You didn't know if it was because of how odd it was that two Jedis are in one small bathroom or if it's the fact that you were both about to make love maybe a few feet from the nearest clone trooper.  "What?" He pressed his hands against your hips.
"Nothing," you look down and he kissed your forehead.
"I still have to let you finish," he whispered.
"You do," you poked him in the chest.
"I'm surprised you're not going against this anymore," he was undressing you and you couldn't help but kiss his parted lips. Obi-Wan grinned and stopped what he was doing to scoop you into an embrace. His hand splayed on your back as he worked his way to disrobe you.
"Shush," you hold your hand to his lips and he gave you one of his stares with the raised eyebrow. Turning away from him you reached into the corner of the bathroom to switch on the shower. It spurts out and you reached in to touch the water. "You or me first?"
"You," he tilts his head to the side as he pulled away from the last piece of fabric off your body. Then in a quick move, he was on his knees untying your boots and you squirmed as he also reached up to tug away your pants. It was honestly a sight to see him like that and once everything was off he looked up. His eyes gleaming with desire. You run your fingers through his hair and he held your hand. "You are so beautiful." It made you blush and he placed a kiss on your knee before standing up again. There was better lighting here in the ship so you can see his expressions better and it was doing things to you.
"I'll undress you," your hands trembled as did so. As each piece of clothing hits the floor the closer Obi-Wan got closer to you. You are able to feel each other's skin now.
"In you go, darling," he nudged you into the shower and the water runs down your back and then into your hair. He holds your waist and starts to kiss you all over. The water finally gets to him and it caused his hair to droop flat down his forehead. You reached up and pushed it back he takes your wrist and guides it to his cock. "He needs your attention." You grip him and he hissed as you run your thumb over the throbbing head. The both of you moaned into a messy kiss and he had you against the wall of the shower. The water still running between you and he grabbed one of your legs and wrapped it around his waist.
"I need you badly," you whimpered and he runs his cock against your clit and cursed when he felt you rub against his back. You dig your nails into his back when he shoves the entirety of his cock inside you after teasing you. He grunts as you clench around him and your mouth forms into an O but no sound comes out. Obi-Wan flicks his tongue over your lips and you leaned for a kiss. He holds you by the jaw and started to thrust into you like there's no tomorrow. It caught you off guard but you start to match the pace he was going. The bathroom was just filled with grunts and curses. He drops your leg down and picks up the other one.
"I need to reach every angle," he chuckled pressing his cheek against yours. You smiled and gasped when he slid himself back inside with a twist. This move that he does was definitely your favorite that he did. You stroke his chest before placing a kiss right above his heart and he lolls his head to the side. His strokes were becoming rough and without a pattern. Obi-Wan's hands gripping your hips and you could swear they would leave a mark.
The climax was building up and you had the same feeling as you did in the caves. Your one leg that supported you up was trembling and Obi-Wan had to readjust himself. "I-I'm ready," you managed to whimper out as he plowed into you.
"That's good sweet one," he grabbed your ass and lifts you onto him. You run your hands through his hair and he moans into your mouth. This was your chance to play with him. While you squeezed his cheek you bite up and down on his shoulder.
You were confused when he put you down and quickly turned you over and pressed you against the glass door. It made no difference but you were wetter and then seeing your reflection in the small dirty mirror made you weaker. Obi-Wan didn't wait around he was back inside of you stretching you out in a new angle. You fogged up the glass with your breath and he gripped you at the nape again. His cock was pulsing inside of you and you quivered around him. The reflection in the mirror showed him looking at you and you hesitated to look but you eventually did. He grins and kissed you lightly on the lips. It was such a contrast to what he was doing down below. You moaned out his name and he nods. "It's okay you can cum now," he gathers your hair wraps it around his hand before gripping it tightly. His thrusts were harder but they were hitting the perfect spot so perfectly. Obi-Wan's free hand held your shoulder and backed up against the other side of the bathroom.
"Maker!" you gasped out gripping whatever you could as you came. The pleasure shot throughout your body and he felt you tighten around him he couldn't help but whimper until he climaxed right after you. Obi-Wan pulled out his cock and sprayed his hot cum on one of your asscheeks. Your eyes were wide as you tried to catch your breath and still bent over. What just happened? He pulled you flat against him and he rubs his release on your ass.
"How do you feel darling?" He was breathing hard and his cock still hasn't gone limp.
"Sore," you laughed and he runs his hands up and down your body. He's memorizing every curve and dip.
"We'll fix that later," he squeezed your hips and turned you around. You were still shy to face him but he lifts your chin to get you to look. "After this mission, we can pretend this never happened." He looked serious and you tried averting your eyes but he squeezed your cheeks. You contemplated on this. A memory that has ingrained itself in your brain. How can you forget the way he held you as he made love to you in different positions. He runs his thumb over your lips and you reached down to squeeze out whatever cum he still had.
"We'll talk about it later," you managed to get another groan from him. He wrapped his arms around your waist and you placed your head against his chest.
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xiu21chen99 · 4 years
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hxh headcanon!!
/imagine ofc!! everyone expected another, i hope shhdjdkf
umm... my art?? I'll be transferring it to digi-art tomorrow or sth but uh be nice pls, im new to dis
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the art is related to the hc,,, anYWAYS DARK CONTINENT ARC TIMELINE and... TW! blood, violence and death. this is what i envision the "battle for hisokas head" arc story thingey would go
ON THE BLACK WHALE!
Hisoka has killed most of the spiders already, all that was left were Illumi, Kalluto, Chrollo, Shizuku and Bonolenov (bc the latter three formed a group truce rmmbr)
he decides to save the Zoldycks for last so he hunts for the mf who mangled his face and literally killed him
Hisoka makes quick work of killing Bono and Shizuku (nooo my bby ;-;)
Chrollo and he have a sort of stalemate stance bc they're in a discrete room in the Black Whale, they're meters apart and they're literally just walking in a circle to see who'd make the first move
Bono and Shizuku's bodies are in the same room
Illumi comes in with Kalluto in tow and the two siblings stop dead in their tracks to watch
that's when Hisoka moves in for the kill
but Chrollo counters w a spell he pulled from his book- an explosion erupts, tho it's a small, kind of controlled one but still, everyone in the room are forced back
Hisoka's thrown to a wall while the other three skid back on the feet
the emergency alarms ring in the room, the automated doors move to close
Illumi and Kalluto make eye contact before Kalluto runs for it, Illumi goes to block the door when he left, making sure Chrollo doesn't follow suit before walking towards Hisoka
"what are you doing?" Chrollo asks when Illumi helps the clown to his feet.
"oh, did i not tell you?" Illumi pulls out a few needles from his outfit "Hisoka has also commissioned for your head, but only under the circumstance where he could see."
"no, you forgot to mention that." Chrollo humors, book in hand and a forced smile on his lips
"oh this should be fun," Hisoka adds beside him, cracking his neck with a sinister grin
"i take it you were serious about the... engagement ring you mentioned earlier?" Chrollo asks as he flips to a page in his book
"quite, yes. i have already told my brother to not contact our parents about it, hence why he was with me up until now." Illumi explains, pins glowing with violet nen
"how boring, i had hoped you'd at least introduce me to my in-laws before we get on with it." Hisoka teases, cards in hand
"disgusting." Chrollo sneers, and the tension in the room snaps.
There's another explosion, quite bigger and definitely stronger. Illumi blocks the stray debris from his eyes with a hand, squinted eyes taking in everything that was to see.
Hisoka was still beside him though his head was snapping from left to right trying to navigate their common target
There's whispering, then Chrollo's puppets appear behind them, seeming to have grown from the concrete ground
they were mindless pawns, Hisoka gladly kicked them all til they returned to dust
what came next were Bono and Shizuku, though Illumi could have sworn they were dead earlier
"it's a stolen power, they might still be able to use their nen." Hisoka warns, and as if to prove his point Shizuku attacks Illumi with Blinky
"cut off their heads!" Hisoka yells, disappearing into the still present dust cloud of the post-explosion
Shizuku was the easier target, death made her think that vacuum of hers was a sword. Illumi pins her to the wall and snaps her head off
Bono was more clever, he hid in the dust and used his whistle like body to distract Illumi from where he actually was
Then he attacks when he had his back turned to him
But Illumi soon gets the hang of it, whips back to his right to catch Bono mid jump, and crushes his neck like paper
He drops the twice killed body and wipes his hands on his pants
There's strong aura somewhere in the room, so he follows his instincts through the smog
Another explosion, but this time actual smoke builds up in the room, triggering the fire alarms and the sprinklers
"you fucking bitch!"
"you should have stayed dead, Hisoka!"
Illumi follows the voices and now obvious sounds of fighting
as the smoke clears, he sees multiple figures go after who he assumes was Hisoka. Logically speaking, he was the only target of those useless puppets
Illumi jumps to his feet to help him, throwing pins at the three running to Hisoka at stumbling speed
He lands behind Hisoka with grace, feet as silent as ever.
the smoke is nearly gone now, so when Illumi turns to see if Hisoka was alright he's shocked to find a rock figurine, roughly formed to Hisoka's shape and build
"Hisoka-"
"i can't believe you fell for that" Chrollo says behind him, but Illumi has already sent needles flying his way
"what did you do?"
unprepared, Chrollo's sent to the wall, hands pinned and spread. there were matching pins buried deep into the palms of his hands making him unable to move
"I just killed the bastard who shouldn't have come for my friends."
his hands needed to touch something to detonate. with two more pins each added to his hands (and two more to each of his feet), Chrollo's made to float with Illumi's Manipulation
(hc power here bc i think he could do this, but he only saves it for special occasions or enemies lol)
Illumi pulls forth a mind control needle amd jams it into Chrollo’s forehead, “answer my questions, and answer me truthfully"
"what did you do to Hisoka, you could not have killed him in that short amount of time. I should have been able to sense something if you did. he is not in this room, so where is he?"
Chrollo groans, "he's trapped in the room i laid out for him"
"explain."
"i stole some random passenger's teleportation ability. its' condition is to only be able to open a portal if the room's closed and only has one door. i opened the portal and left him in the in between."
"you have been planning this, correct?"
"i only came up with it when Shizuku encountered the man with this power. he's still alive of course, but if i kill him then his nen portals would cease, and Hisoka will be trapped in that limbo forever."
"and nen after death..?"
"he adores the spiders, he surely won't hold a grudge if i killed him for this."
"this is a well executed plan." Illumi complements despite the situation
"thanks."
"open the portal, bring him back."
"why should i?"
Illumi grabs another pin from his shirt, this time giving it a lick before jamming it into Chrollo's arm
"i am already annoyed at how everything has turned out, just pull Hisoka out of the portal."
life slowly drains from Chrollo's eyes, as he goes limp against Illumi's pins that kept him afloat and away from any possible detonation medium
Chrollo-puppet, now on his own two feet, pulls out his book and flips to a page. The wall behind him opens, the metal folding out as if crumpled then Hisoka walks out, in shock. The wall closes silently, as if it never opened to begin with
Hisoka snaps out of it quickly, lips curving into a pleased smile, "nice work, Illu!"
Illumi waves a hand dismissively. "would you like to do the honors?"
"ooh~ don't mind if i do," Hisoka pulls out a card from somewhere and approaches the still Chrollo.
Illumi walks to a wall to lean against it, knowing Hisoka would take his time.
"you've married an idiot, Illumi Zoldyck." a voice said beside him, and he snaps his head up to see Hisoka's killing slash
"wait-"
But it was too late
another explosion, this time strong enough to blow the doors open and the walls broken
Illumi's once again pushed to the wall, back through the metal it poked him with blisters
As the dust settled for a third time, Chrollo stood in the middle of the room, unharmed and unpinned.
Under his foot, Hisoka. Dead?
"no-" Illumi coughs, dust filling his lungs
Illumi stumbles to the pair as Chrollo backs away, to the door now open
"Hisoka-" he falls to his knees beside the man, cradles the head to his lap. This was real, this was really Hisoka. he felt it- he felt the last ebbs of his presence fade along with the explosion.
He was really dead...
Was his Bungee Gum/after death nen a one time thing?
He was so stupid, he should have noticed that Chrollo was a fake. It had been too easy. Fuck.
Hisoka coughs, and Illumi zeroes in on it, on the way his once steady chest heaves with labored breaths. "Hiso- Hisoka?"
"Illu..." he drawls, unable to say it clearly
"what do i do?"
"ta... take m-" he coughs again, "take my heart, Illu."
"what do you mean?" Illumi presses a hand to the side of Hisoka's neck, trying to find a pulse
"this is my nen condition-" heave- "Bungee gum will help me get the engagement ring to you. it's in my heart, literally-"
"Hisoka, you are not making any sense-"
"just kill me already, illu-" cough- "and carve out my heart. you'll find the ring there."
"o-oh" Illumi's eyes widen
"do it, illu. before my-" heave again "nen runs out."
Hisoka's smiling. his glamour of texture surprise has worn off already, so his nose-less, peeling face stared back at Illumi
"go on, love."
with no other choice, Illumi elongates his nails and digs into the crevice between Hisoka's rib cage. his blood felt hot and sticky between his fingers, but Illumi dug deeper.
his heart was still beating though weakly, as if it still had a chance to live on
"bye, love." were Hisoka's last breathy words as Illumi pulls the organ out. It was shrouded in pink nen, Bungee Gum he thought, its distinct tint a permanent brand in Illumi's mind
gore slid down his hand, as illumi held it closer to his face for inspection
for a few fleeting moments it continued throbbing, but now it's stilled to a mere heart.
Illumi has done this method of killing before, but this is the first heart he thought held value
blood dripped from his hand down to Hisoka's smiling face, eyes open and gaze somewhere to Illumi's direction
as the Bungee Gum lifted, a ring popped out from an outward ventricle.
a bloody ring
how did he manage to do this?
despite the crimson, Illumi slips it to his ring finger with a grim smile
even after death, Hisoka still amazed him
He gently puts Hisoka's head to the ground, off his lap, and closes his golden eyes
Illumi's en grows with unbridled rage that it covered the whole ship. Chrollo is just a few hallways down
Bloodlust up in new heights, Illumi lets his presence explode, making sure nen and non nen users alike felt his hunger to kill
Finding Chrollo was too easy, but this time he's sure it was the real one. he was at the balcony, looking out into the sunset.
"i take it, you loved him?"
Illumi doesn't answer, instead walks closer with eery silence
"if you loved him then why didn't you tell him?"
one step forward, two, three. just a few more left.
"he wouldn't have reciprocated? blah, he was of peculiar taste, I'm sure he would've accepted you."
pins, needles, hell even a card he got from Hisoka. he threw all of it to Chrollo, aiming for where he was and the surrounding spots he could have gone to, to avoid them
pinned down and bleeding, Chrollo continues "or were you not aware you loved him until you saw him die right before your eyes?"
Illumi, more than once, said that assassins don't need friends. didn't have a need for anyone else but family.
but
"he was my friend. that's all there was to it."
Chrollo's head rolls to the balcony, falls off and to the sea. a king of hearts was placed where the head should be, engraved into the floor.
later that day, Illumi went back to the room where Hisoka was, to find Kalluto there. His kimono was bunched up by his hands to make sure blood didn't touch the ends.
"aniki, what happened here? where's danchou?"
"kallu, i want you to help me with something." Illumi said instead, "can you help me clean him up?"
"should we throw him overboard?" Kalluto gestured to Hisoka.
"no, i want to fix him up and find a coffin in this ship. i will bury him when we get back to the mainland."
"why?"
"because..." Illumi fiddled with the bloodied ring, "he was my husband."
for those of u confused don't worry, i am too. basically chrollo used a bomb dummy of himself and that’s the one hisoka killed but uh got him killed instead. shjsjfkf sorry if this was shitty it's 2:30am nd i just wanted to write this before i forgot. I'll fix it tomorrow hopefully
also the hc is the ring in hisokas heart thingey and maybe the room trap plan bc togashi wouldnt have introduced that bitch if he didnt plan on using him for the plot shjsjdkfkgl good night!
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“Victor, no” - “Victor, yes!”
I didn’t get a prompt for this, I just really wanted to write a tickle fight between my figure skating dads ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 
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“Yuuri?” Victor called out from their kitchen. Yuuri sat in the center of the sofa, flipping through a book of common Russian phrases. 
“Hm?” Yuuri hummed, trying not to break his concentration.
“I can’t remember where the blue plates go” 
Yuuri rolled his eyes fondly and stood up from the couch. His bubbly fiance was always so forgetful about these things, it was endearing.
“Come here, Vitya, I’ll show you” Yuuri said and smiled sweetly. Victor heart raced at that smile, just as it always did.
“Okay~” Victor held Yuuri’s hand and followed him as he held the plates. Yuuri approached the cabinet and put the plates down.
“They go in this cabinet, see? Underneath the white ones” Yuuri said, reaching over his head to put them away. 
Victor’s cheeks got red as Yuuri’s shirt rode up, exposing his right side. Ever since they had been spending more time together, Victor couldn’t help but wonder something about his adorable fiance. Without thinking, Victor squeezed the exposed skin and Yuuri shrieked, nearly dropping a plate.
“Victor Nikiforov!” Yuuri gasped, turning around and putting the plate down. “I nearly dropped that!” 
Maybe..Victor thought noticing the blush on Yuuri’s face. 
“Why did you shriek, love? I only touched your waist here” Victor said, placing his hand back on Yuuri’s waist.
Yuuri blushed more and gasped as Victor pressed his body against him. Yuuri’s head was spinning right now. What was Victor trying to do?
“Is my Katsudon ticklish?” Victor asked and pressed his nose into Yuuri’s hair, grinning as he felt the other man tense up.
“No way! You surprised me, Victor! You usually can refrain yourself from touching me until after I finish putting the dishes away” Yuuri grinned, turning on his Eros mode™ in an attempt to distract Victor from his ticklishness.
Yuuri jumped up and sat on the counter, now eye level with Victor. He leaned forward and kissed the Russian man, wrapping his arms around his neck.
Victor quickly kissed back and placed himself comfortably between Yuuri’s legs, his arms finding themselves wrapped around his waist. Yuuri’s sides still tingled from Victor’s touch, which was annoying because Victor kept touching him there and it fucking tickled.
“Babe” Yuuri whined as he pulled away from the kiss, arching towards Victor, “quit touching me there..!”
Victor smirked as he remembered what he was doing before, his fingers gently scratching over Yuuri’s sides.
“Why? This doesn’t tickle does it?” 
Yuuri groaned and grabbed both of Victor’s hands, trying to prevent them from tickling. Yuuri had been waiting for Victor to pick up on his ticklishness for months, he had been craving tickles ever since they first kissed, but now that it was happening, he had no idea what to do. 
“I’m not ticklish” Yuuri lied and blushed. Victor smiled and kissed Yuuri softly, pulling them closer together.
“You’re so cute when you lie to save your ass” Victor whispered against Yuuri’s lips as he squeezed his fiance’s sides.
“V-Victor! Nohoho! Stahahap it!” Yuuri giggled and kicked his feet out stubbornly. 
“You know how I feel about liars, Yuuri. You must be punished~” Victor sang, his nimble fingers finding themselves buried into Yuuri’s rib cage as he peppered ticklish kisses all over his fiance’s neck. 
Yuuri’s heart did flips as Victor’s finger’s eagerly wiggled all over his squirming midsection. Although he had never tickled Yuuri before, Victor was surprisingly good at tickling him to pieces. 
“Vihihihictor! Gehehehet off” Yuuri squealed, his nose scrunching up as he laughed, Victor teasing his bottom ribs.
Victor smirked as he tickled farther up, his fingers digging into Yuuri’s armpits, causing the younger man to squeal and laugh hysterically.
“EHEHEHE!! BAHAHAHABE STAHAHAHA!” Yuuri laughed, snorting and gripping Victor’s shoulders, still stuck sitting on the counter, trapped by Victor’s slender body.
“You are just so ticklish here, aren’t you?” Victor teased and tickled the center of his armpit in a circular motion, sending Yuuri into an even more intense laughing fit,
Yuuri, in a last ditch effort to save his ticklish underarms, wrapped his legs around Victor’s waist and kissed him, still giggling. 
Victor pulled his hands away from his armpits and cradled the back of Yuuri’s head as he returned the kiss. 
“You should call me babe more often” Victor whispered, playing with Yuuri’s hair as he grinned. Yuuri blushed as he looked up at Victor, wrapping his arms around his neck.
“You should tickle me more often” Yuuri said, blushing when he realized he forgot the “not” he meant to add.
“Oooh~ Yuuri likes being tickled, doesn’t he?” Victor teased, pulling Yuuri closer to him and nuzzling Yuuri’s neck.
“So what if I do?” Yuuri muttered, his cheeks red with embarrassment. Victor grinned and kissed Yuuri again, pinching his sides and giggling along with him.
“That is so cute, Yuuri” Victor smiled and Yuuri leaned forward to kiss Victor’s nose.
“What about you?” Yuuri grinned and put his hands on Victor’s waist, noticing the faint blush on his lover’s cheeks.
“Are you ticklish?”
Victor grinned and nodded, causing Yuuri to giggle a little. Victor would openly admit he’s ticklish.
“Can I tickle you, Vitya?” Yuuri asked, smirking as Victor nodded again, giggling already. Could Victor get any cuter?
Yuuri grinned as he hopped down from his place on the kitchen counter and pulled Victor by the hand to the living room, making him lie down and sitting on his waist.
“I’m going to get you~” Yuuri grinned and gently started to tickle up Victor’s rib cage, causing the older man to arch his back and blush.
“Yuuri..!” Victor gasped and grabbed his wrists, giggling madly. “Thahahat tickles!”
“That is the point” Yuuri said and laughed, tickling Victor’s tummy with his fingertips.
It was clear that Victor had only ever experienced rough tickling before, because Yuuri’s light, feathery touches were driving him mad.
Yuuri’s fingers swirled around Victor’s navel, fanning outward towards the edges of his ribs several times. Victor’s entire midsection shook with desperate laughter as Yuuri wrecked him with those awful feathery tickles.
“Yuhuhuuri!” Victor squeaked and laughed, arching his back as he kicked his legs stubbornly, jostling Yuuri around and causing him to fall forward onto Victor’s chest.
Victor grinned and took advantage of the sudden surprise, tickling up and down Yuuri’s ribs quickly, causing the younger man to squeal and laugh, snorting at the sudden tickling.
“Vihihihictor no!” Yuuri screamed as he laughed, shrieking when Victor flipped their positions and pinned Yuuri beneath him.
“Victor yes~” he teased and mimicked Yuuri’s light tickling all over his fiance’s trembling belly.
“Ohohoh fuck! Thahahat tihihihickles so bahahahad Vitya!” Yuuri whined, bursting into frantic giggles as Victor drew closer to his lower belly and hips. 
“Oh? Don’t you like these light tickles all over your belly?” Victor asked, grinning at the shriek that came from his tickle-wrecked fiance.
Victor’s fingers slowly dragged their way down to the edge of Yuuri’s pants, right between his hips.
“V-Victor! Not th-there! A-Anywhere but thehehere!” Yuuri begged and looked up at Victor in desperation. He wouldn’t last 5 minutes of tickling on that spot.
“What, here? Right here, between your lovely hips?” Victor teased and dragged a single finger across the skin. 
“Nngh!!” Yuuri’s hips jerked forward at the touch, rapid, desperate giggles leaving Yuuri’s smiling lips.
“Uh oh! I think we found Yuuri’s death spot~” Victor grinned and gently scratched back and forth against the skin.
Yuuri shrieked, snorting and arching his back as he was tickled. His overwhelming sensitivity was going to be the death of him, every nerve in his body aflame with Victor’s tickling.
“V-Vihihihictor! Yohohohou suhuhuhuhuhuck!!!” Yuuri squealed and laughed hysterically, wiggling his hips as he was tickled. 
“Yuuri, I’m wounded!” Victor smirked and leaned down to kiss Yuuri’s spot, pink from the constant tickling. Victor grinned as he placed several kisses across the sensitive skin.
“STAHAHAHA!!!!” Yuuri snorted and shook his head, the kisses only adding to his ticklish torment. Victor took a deep breath and blew a raspberry, causing Yuuri to scream and snort, tears running down his cheeks.
“NOHOHO VIHIHITYA PLEHEHEHEASE MEHEHERCY!” Yuuri wheezed, his voice hoarse from his giggles.
“Hmm.. I might stop...” Victor mused, his index finger still dragging back and forth, stopping briefly to poke at Yuuri’s sensitive hips.
“I-I’ll dohohoho anythihihing, pl-plehehease!” Yuuri giggled, his glasses askew and his eyes full of tears. 
“As you wish” Victor grinned and slowed his tickling. Yuuri nodded, laughing silently as the tickling came to an end. 
“E-Evil..!” Yuuri hiccuped and giggled, hugging his midsections as leftover ticklish feelings ran through him.
“You owe me a favor now, you know. You said you’d do anything~” 
Yuuri groaned and rolled his eyes endearingly. Victor pulled Yuuri up from his laying position into his lap, kissing his face and hugging him close.
“What will you have me do?” Yuuri asked, leaning against Victor’s chest.
“I’ll take... a kiss!”
Yuuri giggled and looked up at his fiance, who was beaming with happiness. He fell more and more in love with Victor every second.
Yuuri leaned forward and kissed Victor, his hands cradling Victor’s head and playing with his hair. Victor kissed back eagerly and held Yuuri firmly by the waist. 
“You never finished the dishes, Vitya” Yuuri teased as he pulled back from the kiss.
“Are you looking to get tickled again?”
Yuuri giggled nervously, and blushed bright red. Victor was always so good at reading him.
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