#I particularly find it funny

[secretly-a-catamount]

tim drake would rather die than kill innocent people and tim drake killed hundreds of supervillain henchpeople with long-range detonation explosives that one time are two separate headcanons that, contrary to what the fandom discourse would have you believe, can actually coexist at the same time.

there’s even a psychologist term for it.

it’s called compartmentalization!

#let’s be honest #the entire batfamliy “stuffers” from this #and while that’s not something generally talked about #I just find the concept so interesting #how they all justify their actions — both socially moral and socially in-moral — to themselves #particularly how they all justify their actions to themselves in different ways #and for more evidence about their compartmentalization: there’s obviously the fact that they all have superhero and civilian identities too #also #this might need to be a separate post #but #the fandom’s perception of each member of the batfamily as individuals #often read more like they have bought into the characters’s “masks” they wear due to trauma #the “masks” being how the batfam are completely willing to be only perceived as one-thing #because that’s easier than being a real human #with blood and pain and fears and failures #they’d much rather be #the nice one #or the funny one #or the smart one #(etc. etc.) #dc #dc comics #dc characters #batman comics #batfam #the batfamily #tim drake #robin #robin dc #red robin

[kawaiiiuniverssse]

I guess all the Ninjago homophobes forgot that Cole literally unlocked his true potential by coming out to his dad.

#ninjago #lostshipping #ninjago cole #that entire episode was an allegory to coming out #like just replace Cole admitting to being a ninja with him saying he’s gay #it’s literally just him coming out to his dad #and that’s how he was able to unlock his true potential #that’s so lgbt coded it’s not even funny #as someone who’s been watching since the pilot I find this turn of events particularly amusing

[canisalbus]

I am a vet student, and I had a patient today who looked like Machete! Made me think of your boys. Also, I get a kick out of the small animal veterinary surgery textbook, because there's a Vasco-like dog on the cover.

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#it's still immeasurably funny to me that #people are out there looking at various things irl and thinking ah yes it's the dog from tumblr #it's just very sweet #irl vaschete sightings #answered #districtfourmermaid #also this may be a weird thing to say but my irl circles aren't particularly varied #all my friends and family work on educational and creative fields #so whenever an online friend/mutual/follower mentions their job and it's something other than art and education #I find that genuinely very cool for some reason #I think 'oh neat somewhere out there is a (insert literally any line of work) who likes my silly dogs' and feel oddly warm and fuzzy #maybe it's just a sign I should try to socialize out of the box more

[violent138]

Just saying if Martha Wayne was still alive there isn't any way Bruce would still be single (or single for long). Every dinner they had would conclude with Martha sorrowfully observing the lack of grandkids--

Bruce: "I have like ten children, you have plenty of grandkids--"

Thomas: "Whom we adore. Really, let's just get back to dinner, this is incredible stuff, Alfred."

Alfred: "Thank you, sir. More wine?"

Martha: "Yes please Alfred." turns back to Bruce "Kids need more than one, busy father. You need more--"

Bruce: "I have plenty."

Martha, death glare: "Oh I'm well aware, as is most of Gotham."

Bruce:

Thomas: "So, did anyone catch that game last night. Crushing defeat for Metropolis, wouldn't you agree, Alf?"

#ignoring the very fun Martha polycule stuff here sorry #Based partly on my observation of parental complaints #I don't have any children so I'm actually getting dinged in two categories #yes Martha probably finds the bat stuff scarier but she's also a normal mom lol #she would not be impressed about dropping out LMAO #she's a standard kind of mom in this one #batman #bruce wayne #thomas wayne #martha wayne #alfred pennyworth #batposting #dc comics #not particularly original but I thought this was funny

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Gotta say, of all the protagonists in mxtx books, shen yuan is the most relatable. Why? I too would read an absolutely god awful trash terrible webnovel for the sole person of bitching about it.

#no you don’t understand I do that all the time #i don’t usually write reviews to fics unless I have something really nice to say #i just bitch at my friends about the terribleness I find #and sometimes I’ll make a post about a particularly funny bad one #but I respect shen yuan’s dedication to letting airplane bro know he’s a sellout #I appreciate shen yuan’s feral behavior so much he’s my role model #like yea Wei Wuxian is a Mood ™ #as is Xie Lian just for different reasons #but neither are nearly as ridiculous as shen yuan #he’s literally a rich boy with too much time on his hands and no life besides reading trash novels and complaining about it #shen yuan #svsss shen qingqiu #shen qingqiu #mxtx svsss #svsss #svsss shitpost #mxtx novels #mxtx #mxtx fandom #mxtx hell #scumbag system #scumbag villain #scumbag self saving system #svsss shen yuan #pidw

[ladyaster]

After Isa's redemption in KH3, I'll never find it not funny as a huge fan of FFVIII that the fanon consensus is that the new "nemesis" of the Seasalt Trio or at least Roxas and Xion is Seifer.

I dunno how much of the KH fandom has played FFVIII, and in-universe it makes sense given Seifer is the "neighborhood bully" of Twilight Town. However, given what VIII players know about him, it's hilarious and cathartic to see these two kids either bonk him with copied claymores in response to him trying to intimidate them into giving him their ice cream money, curbstomp him at Struggle right after calling them "lamers" or "chicken wusses", or accidentally drop half-eaten popsicles on his face when, in his universe of origin, Seifer was a major war criminal who, among other things, dropped all sorts of horrible endgame monsters including actual malboros onto a hugely populated city (which like any VIII fan can tell you, malboros are already nope on a stick in general, but in VIII in particular they're excessively brutal).

Roxas and Xion are just delivering Seifer some belated karma from 1999 is all and I'm loving every second of it.

#Kingdom Hearts #Final Fantasy #Final Fantasy VIII #Roxas #Xion #Seifer Almassy #Seasalt Trio #Seasalt Squad #Rokushi kinda? #I will say though #Roxas and Xion -insert handshake here- Squall and Rinoa #Power couples against Seifer Almassy #I'll never find that not funny #Sorry Seifer you're an interesting character but as you are a bully this post shall bully you slightly #One of the many reasons I wish the FF characters had more spotlight in KH3 or will get spotlight in KH4 #Because I want the Seasalt Trio to meet some of the characters chiefly Squall/Leon and a newly-introduced Rinoa #Not just to bond over literally and metaphorically hitting Seifer with a rolled-up newspaper #Just sort of comparing stories #Particularly Xion and Rinoa would have SO MUCH to unpack due to having been in similar states of mind at least at one point #Also comedy ensues when Leon already psuedo-adopted Sora and now accidentally adopted Roxas #It just kind of happens it's his destiny to adopt all the Soras #I'm so sorry I love FFVIII so much I would die happy if Rinoa ended up in KH #Same with Laguna he'd be a lot of fun to have #Sadly I think the FF characters are going to be gradually phased out as the series progresses until they're nonexistent #BUUUT I can dream

[beatboxing-puppy]

ive only played this game a cuppla hours and i dont quite Know this guy yet but i have a sinking feeling that if this game gets enough of a following the fan content of this guy is gonna get crazy and not in a good way

#another crab's treasure #i did spoil myself trying to find an image of this guy on google which is a bummer but whatevs #also by 'get crazy' i mean like #i feel like there are going to be people who mischaracterize him horribly #and i know that there are gonna be people who mischaracterize him horribly on purpose for the sole reason of w #wanting him carnally. this man is gonna get sexified i fear #i could be wrong im really good at being wrong #im not sure if i particularly want to be wrong though. not because i want him carnally but because it would be really funny to see #it would be so funny seeing people add a crustaceous cryptobro to their fucking f/o list it would be so fucking funny

[takisiski]

With the rise of another unreality meme (Zepotha) please be mindful of your peers who experience psychosis (or anything of that sort). I know it seems innocuous but it’s potentially very harmful to people’s perception of reality

#Zepotha #this feels relevant to the Goncharov bit as well #I don’t want to be a party pooper or whatever but I dont particularly find these jokes funny #if it can be confusing for those who are grounded imagine how it is for those who aren’t

[every-sanji]

#one piece #sanji #black leg sanji #everysanji #thriller bark #ch462 #theres been someone whose been slowly reblogging some of my like. really old posts #and doing some absolutely fantastic character analysis in the tags #but oh my god you're reminding me of the cringe captions i used to leave on every post #i did that FOR LIKE. IM PRETTY SURE OVER A YEAR. #IF IT WASNT SO LONG I'D GO BACK AND EDIT ALL OF THEM BUT EUGH #all but one i think the birthday post was funny okay that one was funny and i had to consolidate so much to get it to post on the right day #god. i cant believe this will probably post after the blog anniversary #4 years of every sanji. how do we feel guys #as of queuing this i have uh. 2302 followers and i'll probably have a few more by the time you actually see this #absolutely insane that people still follow this silly gimmick blog i've been running since i was 19 #ik i have said it before but this little project got so big and i dont even particularly care for op anymore #i just keep this blog running for the bit of finding every sanji and watching people be amazed at the really really small ones #that i manage to find in the background. its a special skill you gain by running a blog like this #anyway no more tag rambles i want to try and finish this volume tonight if i can

[sapphicteaparty]

Okay admittedly as much as I love horror movies and books I'm SUCH a baby when it comes to games - but I still want your recommendation list! It's a genre I want to explore more!

first of all, going to recommend it right back to you since you told me about it: SIGNALIS

it's become my favorite game and made me love and appreciate the survival horror genre so much. it's also one of the most interesting works of fiction i've experienced in any media. I STILL THINK ABOUT IT even though i played it about a year ago!! this is my top horror recommendation.

Mundaun is a folk horror game with a hand drawn art style, set in a remote village in the alps. it's weird, it's funny, it's spooky. you can drive a little truck and collect hay and pet goats and ride a sled down the snowy mountain. sometimes there are Horrors.

In Sound Mind is a psychological survival horror game where you play as a... psychiatrist! It's not very serious all the time and it has campy humor and there's a cat you can pet! one of the levels was basically straight out of Alan Wake and it was awesome. the soundtrack is also amazing. i'd say this game is more spooky and fun than scary and i really enjoyed it and i wish more ppl knew about it.

No one lives under the lighthouse is a short (3-4 h) spooky horror game with ps1 style graphics. play this if you like lighthouses, cosmic horrors and want to be stranded on tiny desolate island.

#horror games #signalis #in sound mind #mundaun #no one lives under the lighthouse #i didn't find any of these games particularly scary but also i don't get scared easily so it's probably just me #signalis definitely has some themes and concepts that are disturbing and unsettling #and mundaun also had one or two scenes that disturbed me #none of these games really have jumpscares #it's all about the Vibes #wait In Sound Mind had some jumpcares but some of them were funny

[presdestigatto]

the contrast between lance/seb’s and sebchal’s social media pr videos always gets me because charles is constantly looking at sebastian like he’s the second coming of christ, meanwhile lance has the biggest “peacefully minding my own business” aura i’ve ever seen

#this isn’t to say that one is more real or genuine or better than the other just that i find it funny #how it illuminates how #frankly abnormal charles was (and still is) about seb #like contrary to whatever we write in rpfland i dont find charles particularly passive or demure at all #except for how in those years he was always deferring to seb and letting seb take the lead #like when they were doing the german video and charles just repeated what seb told him word for word no hesitation? #ofc he is a good child who respects his elders but he really let seb get away with a lot #sometimes people say out of pocket things to him and he gets that dead fish look in his eyes even tho he’s v polite about it #but #he would let seb poke fun at him with the biggest smile the silliest giggles #🐝🆑 #this is an expansion of what i posted a month ago about charles’ dignity’s disappearing act but it still holds #anyth w my emoji sebchal tag is not meant to be taken seriously and are just my silly little musings

[jojo-lane]

A short compilation of Johnny getting bonked on the head. I'll add more if I find any I missed. 😔

#johnny joestar #johnny im so sorry 💀 #i find the last one particularly funny

[96percentdone]

I feel like it bears repeating on like a daily basis, but I do unironically think Nirvana Initiative is like. Demonstrably superior in craft and meaning than the first AI: The Somnium Files. Like I'm not doing a bit on this blog or anything I just actually think AINI is that good and deserves the world. This is the hill upon which I will die, I'm right, fuck you.

#hope.txt #i enjoyed aitsf 1 to be completely clear #it was a fun time #i liked the characters generally speaking with a few exceptions #its a funny little mystery romp with a nice emotional core about love in general and family in specific #im not an aitsf 1 hater by any stretch #i just don't find it compelling or particularly complex a narrative #AINI HOWEVER #I WOULD GLADLY DROWN IN ITS MARIANAS TRENCH #i think aini deserves better threatment than it gets around these parts tbh #i think the fandom is extremely unfair to it and the hot takes are all in massive bad faith #aini #ai nirvana initiative #nirvana initiative #THIS IS NOT A BIT THIS IS NOT A JOKE #THE ESSAY IS REAL AND ITS BECAUSE I FEEL THIS WAY WITH MY WHOLE CHEST #I AM RIGHT FUCK YOU #yes i am mildly inviting people to fight me for real #i will win #im not even worried about it #i will kick your ass if you come at me with bad faith hot takes i will win the fandom war #no one understands aini like I do #i am ready to go for bloody fandom warfare if i must i really am

[canisalbus]

I'm sure you get this a lot but because my cousin and I love that one Danny Trejo action comedy, I always have to snap my brain into the right position when I read Machete's name. Maybe I should draw them both chilling

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#I do get it a lot #people have been comparing him to that Danny Trejo character for 13 years #on monthly or these days weekly basis #sorry if I'm about to sound surprisingy pissy and bitchy and petty in the tags of your ask in particular #please don't think I'm not upset with you specifically #but I've been told this same thing three times this week alone and it's only wednesday #and it kind of stopped amusing me a long while ago I'm sorry #I know people mean well and find it funny #but having your longtime deeply personal oc continuously compared to some other unrelated fictional character #just because they happen to share a name #wears you down eventually #I never respond to them because I don't want to come across as needlessly nasty and overly sensitive #over something as utterly trivial as this #but if I never give even a slightest hint that I'm not particularly delighted by it anymore #I'm afraid it's going to just go on indefinitely #answered #rancidslime #I've thought about changing his name numerous times over the years just so I wouldn't have to hear about Danny Trejo anymore #but he's been called Machete for 16 years so it's not easy to let go of that name

[seithr]

my favourite.. well i guess it could be called "happening" in media, i think is when I'm reading about some edgy/dark, horror-adjacent "everyone's constantly having a bad time" setting or story, in a book or a game, and one if not several of the guys in there are just gay offhand. it's a very specific thing i enjoy when its in these horrible (in-universe, emotionally) environments but they're still there

no homophobia no titilation. romantic relationships (even het ones) have zero presence or importance really. but Just Letting You Know: this character is probably a closeted lesbian

diversity win: this mercenary is bisexual! he mentions he has sex with men. diversity ????: a coin flip rng roll can sever both of his arms and crush his sanity for the rest of the game. diversity i-don't-know: this can happen to anyone so its not because hes into men, you just have shit rolls

#i don't know what it is but i...like? appreciate it?? yeah its just kind of there. this is not the kind of Media where its important at all #its so funny but also good 4 you. sex with a man before we go get infected with the parasitic horrors of the brain and try to kill our pals #yaoi in mortal peril. yuri in mortal peril. normal in mortal peril. i see no difference: the horrors are unending #darkest dungeon #wolfsmund #lisa the painful #fear and hunger #side comment: i was watching a video particularly on the last one and i find it funny that the reviewer added a warning about it #do not play this game if you're sensitive about anything. what do you mean? anythinh. This Game Contains Scenes type of warning #but also thats the exact warning i need to give whenever i talk about Wolfsmund. if you have any issues..about anything just don't look tbh #sorry do i seem like a wweirdo for saying WE NEED A TRANSMASC KNIGHT WHO GETS HIS HEAD BITTEN OFF TOO or some shit HDKFBBJE #body horror #gore #ACH SORRY i shouldve prolly added those tags for filtering out my weird text for ppl at the FRONT of the post. do you still like me. #armour clanking

[abluescarfonwaston]

Writing extremely specific smut is kinda fun cause your stats will look like

Hits: 400

Kudos: 14

But then you look at how many people bookmarked it and its like

Bookmarks: 10

Like. Yes. I'm so glad you enjoyed the meal.

#i don't think its particularly good but at least i wrote something #do not ask me for the link if you find the devils sacrament we both know how we ended up there #i just think its funny #When you feed the starving they don't complain you forgot the salt