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1-800-c0sm1c · 2 years

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꒰crossteaming !꒱

genshin characters as your streamer bf/gf !

character x gn!reader

includes albedo, childe, kaeya, xiao, and hu tao!

warnings : none.

a/n : these ended up being longer than i expected, so im splitting up the post a bit <3 hope you enjoy :D

ALBEDO - THE MINECRAFT YOUTUBER

albedo gives me wilbur soot vibes, minus the height.

if anyone in genshin were to join a minecraft smp just to reenact hamilton and be a jason dean kinnie, itd be albedo and im absolutely right about this.

teaches klee how to play too, his most popular stream was when they beat the ender dragon together :)

he also seems like the type to strictly use minecraft education edition, which is also totally valid because some of the recipes in there are literally so cool ???

pulls a dantdm and has his own minecraft lab and everything, doing all his silly little experiments!

“surcose, we need to sell drugs out of a van RIGHT NOW.”

when chat found out you and albedo were dating, there were two reactions.

one side was really happy for you both, the other was albedos parasocial fangirls who immediately put you on a hitlist.

seriously, if you had a dollar for everytime you were @ed in tweets about writing your name in a death note, youd have enough money to pay for every single persons therapy appointments.

youre always there to cheer him on when hes in mcc, his own little personal cheerleader :)

you show up at his office and just.. stand in front of the door, staring at him through the window. it sounds weird yes, but the shocked expression on his face is worth the wait for him to notice.

CHILDE - THE GRAND THEFT AUTO ONLINE ROLEPLAYER

“no chat i have not gone red. im just startled, thats all.”

childe is the type of fella to participate in the most wacky roleplays on gta online, and i am sticking by this headcannon.

hes done everything from a drug empire to owning his own country, nothing is off limits.

surprisingly hes a really good actor? when youre watching his streams you dont get the cringey second hand embarrassment, its just fun entertainment :D

it took his chat wayyy to long to realize how fine he is, although to be fair he did have mostly men watching him. (not like thats an excuse or anything.)

i feel hes definitely been nominated for a streamy before! whether or not you think he deserves to win is up to you though LMAO

“only a small percentage of my viewers are actually subscribed-”

childe leaked your relationship by accident once by having a tab open of your instagram while he was streaming.

when chat confronted him, he kind of just… ended stream. (real smooth.)

fans went to your instagram afterwards and saw pictures of you two together and started posting them to twitter, and childe ended up on trending because of it.

you felt indifferent to the whole thing, but childe was panicking. he didnt want to let his viewers into that part of his life just yet, but he was, scientifically speaking, caught lacking.

you dont appear on streams much, and childe still avoids allegations about your relationship entirely. its not that he doesnt want to show you off, he does! he just doesnt like having less differentiation between his online persona and his private life.

“whos instagram are you stalking…? thats gonna be all from me chat goodnight!”

KAEYA - THE VALORANT STREAMER

kaeya doesnt play valorant because hes good at it, but because its fun to mess with the fanbase.

you know THOSE vtubers who are.. weirdly sexual? kaeya is like that but he does it in a satirical way.

likes messing with the homophobes too, but everyone still debates on what his sexuality is (kind of like jschlatt.)

definitely is problematic on twitter on purpose just to get people to talk about him, hes a little bit of an attention whore but we love him anyways <3

has never apologized for anything hes said or done EVER, and doesnt plan on it either.

“what do you mean i got canceled on twitter AGAIN? its only been 3 days!”

chat didnt believe him when he said he was in a relationship. so be dragged your ass into his room to show them.

it didnt work though, they thought you were a paid actor for the next 2 months LMAO

it got to a point where kaeya was doing literally anything on stream to convince chat, and finally you had enough.

you told him to take a break from streaming, he was way too obsessed with trying to prove something that doest matter to anybody but the two of you.

something finally clicked in his head, and after that you dont appear on camera as much anymore. for the most part people believe that you two are together, but hell still get donations joking around that they dont think youre a couple, simply because its funny.

“thank you for 200 bits! ….i am retracting my thank you.”

XIAO - THE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS PLAYER

i dont have any reason for this connection, other than it feels right.

if xiao werent a league player i would suggest smite, he just seems like hed be more into team games like that rather than overwatch or valorant.

just because hes my favorite doesnt mean im letting him off easily, league players get no rights <3 and xiao is no exception.

unironically listens to k/da as well, knows all the choreography but will literally never admit to it.

everyone in his chat has channel points stacked up to tell him to hydrate, he tends to forget when he gets really into the match.

“stream more by k/da for clear skin. no i will NOT be giving you a demo, i dont want a dmca.”

youre xiaos number one bully, and chat is always there to back you up.

when i played lol i was an ahri main, so stick with me here, its about to get real self indulgent.

youre a cosplayer, and one of your favorite ways to mess with your boyfriend is to dress up as his favorite characters. (peak s/o behavior right there.)

chat teased him heavily for his reaction, you could hear my chemical romance being blasted from the bedroom that night.

something about the cosplayer x gamer trope is just sooo <3

“you have no respect for league of legends players.” (duh - an ex league player)

HU TAO - THE DEAD BY DAYLIGHT PLAYER

when hu tao first heard about dbd i imagine she thought it would be an easy way to gain new clients, now she sticks around because its fun to terrorize people as killer, and be an absolute menace as survivor.

i think shed be a nurse main, but one of those that are insanely good at playing nurse. she wins the game in no time because her teleports are perfect.

i can only imagine how many people have rage quit because of her.

along with dead by daylight, i see her just overall being a horror game player. lots of five nights at freddys, resident evil, etc.

shes never gotten scared on camera before, chat has tried but shes always one step ahead.

“i lied, i dont actually like sex. put your clothes back on i need to explain to you the entirety of the five nights at freddys timeline.”

hu taos favorite pastime is scaring you, she stays on top of the newest horror content specifically because of that. (oh, and its also kind of her brand. but she puts you first <3)

shed sacrifice herself in a heartbeat if youre playing dead by daylight together. she always says if at least you survive its good enough of a victory for her too.

she also has gone on record to say yall are playing the security breach dlc the day it drops. run while you still have the chance.

youve tried to convince her to tweet at shayne and ryan about being on an episode of ghost files but everytime she just suggests to play phasmophobia instead. like cmon girl those are two different things.

even thought shes trying to scare you on purpose, you know shes always got your back if something happens.

“ha look at your face! …okay okay im sorry! come here, youre fine, ive got you.”

#✧;;↬ my work.❞┊🍓#genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #genshin impact x you #genshin x you #albedo x reader #kaeya x reader #childe x reader #xiao x reader #hu tao x reader

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anonymous-dentist · 2 years

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I refuse to watch this movie.

Or, the Enchanted (2007) au.

Quackity has to hold his brother’s hand to keep him from running out in traffic. Tubbo, ten years old and wise beyond his years, knows not to run out in traffic. He just has a fucking death wish.

“I don’t see what the problem is,” Tubbo shrugs.

He swings his and Quackity’s hands between them with a skip in his step. It’s cute, and he’s cute, but he’s also been spending too much time with his foster family because he’s sporting a fresh scrape on his elbow from trying to force a hit-and-run for the insurance money. Fucking Wilbur. Quackity is going to kill him one of these days. He’s actually going to.

Quackity gives Tubbo a long-suffering look that Tubbo pleasantly ignores in favor of staring directly into the sun.

“The problem is that that isn’t how insurance works,” Quackity painedly explains. He plants his free hand on the top of Tubbo’s head and aims it so he’s looking directly ahead of them. “If you throw yourself in front of a moving vehicle, you’re the one at fault. You’d have to-”

“That’s not what Wilbur said. Wilbur said-”

“Fuck Wilbur. Who’s the lawyer here? Fuck Wilbur. He doesn’t know what he’s talking about.”

Fucking Wilbur. Quackity is going to skin him alive and string him from a clothesline by his toenails. If he’s going to teach Quackity’s brother about insurance fraud, he should at least try to get it right.

He lets out a sigh. It’s four p.m. on a Thursday afternoon, and he’s explaining how to commit insurance fraud to a ten-year-old child. Who has no insurance. Who would have to get his annoying fucking family to pay for his hospital bills, and his annoying fucking family would then turn to Quackity because he can’t get a fucking break. He can hear it now: Phil Craft on the phone telling him that their insurance doesn’t cover children, isn’t that strange? Hey, Quackity, aren’t you a lawyer? Can’t you take care of this? Thanks, mate! Fake smile evident over the phone. Quackity can imagine it now. Ugh.

“Basically-” he sighs, trying not to sound as irritated as he feels. No need to be annoyed over something that won’t even happen. “So, basically, pedestrians get the right of way in traffic. If a car hit you, they’d have to pay a lot of money. I bet that’s what Wilbur said, right?”

Tubbo nods. At least he’s paying attention this time.

Quackity nods as well. Good. This is already a better lecture than the arson one.

“But,” he continues, “if you, the pedestrian, jumped out in front of a car without giving the car enough time to react, then you’re at fault. You’d have to pay for the damages to the car and the driver, and then a couple of fines on top of that. And the hospital bills, and-”

Tubbo throws his head back with a groan. “Oh my Goooood, I get it!”

And yet Quackity can feel him tugging at his hand as if he wants to throw himself right into traffic again. Little shit. Little idiot. He’s supposed to be in therapy for this. Quackity is going to have words with Phil over this…

“Do you?” Quackity asks. “Do you really? ‘Cause I don’t think so.”

He shuffles Tubbo to his other side, swapping hands so that Tubbo is now holding his left hand. Away from the road, Tubbo begrudgingly stops his idiot lemming behavior.

It’s almost rush hour, and Quackity can feel the heat beating down on him from all sides. The burning Nevada sun above, the blistering concrete sidewalk below, the throng of cars on the road to his right, the reflective skyscrapers to his left. Oh, Vegas, the land of hopes, dreams, and heatstroke.

Despite it all, Quackity is still in a full suit because he has a meeting after this. Five p.m. sharp, he’s meant to be with a client on the other side of town, and here he is, walking his kid brother home from school just because Tubbo said he had something cool to show him. Quackity assumed it was another one of his cool little science project things he makes, but, no, it was attempted vehicular suicide. Jesus fucking Christ.

Tubbo looks fine, though. Of course he does. Kid’s impervious. Quackity is half convinced that if he did get hit by a car, the car would end up the one in the hospital. He’s wearing a pair of Wilbur’s sunglasses and has Quackity’s own sunglasses hanging from his shirt collar because he asked with crocodile tears in his eyes and Quackity’s one weakness is sad-looking children.

“You’re no fun,” Tubbo huffs. He blows the bangs out of his face. Phil needs to take him to get a haircut. Quackity makes a mental note to add that to the checklist. Therapy, haircut, adoption papers…

“Look, all I’m saying is that Wilbur is a lying piece of shit.” Quackity rolls his eyes. “He’s probably just trying to get you killed.”

“No, I think he’s just dumb.”

Quackity bites back a laugh, but he doesn’t hide his smile. “I think you’re right. Tell him I called him an idiot and I’ll buy you ice cream.”

“Uncle Techno is already taking me out for ice cream,” Tubbo says.

Quackity’s smile falls. “Well. That sounds fun.”

“It won’t be.”

Ah.

“It’d be more fun if you took me for ice cream instead.”

Ah.

Quackity winces and tries not to look at his brother, who he just knows is giving him a certified Look. It runs in the family, the Look, just like bad choices and asthma. Tubbo happens to be excellent at using the Look to his advantage even with his bangs covering his eyes most of the time. (Of course, he did learn from the best.)

Quackity uses his free hand to awkwardly fiddle with the arm of his sunglasses. His briefcase, also in that hand (so maybe it really isn’t free) bangs against his jaw.

“Sorry,” he says, genuinely apologetic and trying to get it across through all the layers of Shut The Fuck Up that naturally laces his voice these days, “I’ve got a meeting in an hour, then I have some paperwork to get done, so-”

“I see,” Tubbo sighs. His grip on Quackity’s hand tightens so much that Quackity swears he hears his knuckles pop.

Quackity winces again. Fuck, he’s good. Quackity can’t even blame Wilbur for this one, manipulation tactics run in the family, just like broken hearts and diabetes.

He checks his watch, winces yet again when he sees the time, and stops walking to turn Tubbo to face him, anyway.

“Look, I can’t make it tonight, but I can try to arrange something for this weekend?” he offers, fully knowing that he really genuinely doesn’t have any time this weekend to spare. He has a meeting with- guess who? Wilbur Soot- on Saturday morning and an afternoon-long training seminar and then a dinner with some rich fuck with a casino and then breakfast on Sunday with another rich fuck with a casino, and then he has church, and then he has chores and groceries and paperwork, and-

Tubbo shrugs loosely. “Fine, I guess. Saturday at three p.m. sharp, I’ll meet you at the gelato shop by your work. I’ll make Wilbur drive me.”

Quackity blinks. He does have a lunch hour free at three, which he was planning on spending with a nap and a smoke, but he really doesn’t think he has a say in this.

So he nods and smiles, and Tubbo smiles back, and Quackity thinks, wow, Tubbo’s done that a lot more since the Crafts took him in. What a lucky kid.

Tubbo freezes suddenly, smile falling into something more confused.

“Hey, Big Q?” he asks. “What did you say about vehicular homicide and insurance?”

Quackity frowns. “Uuuuh, I said that you shouldn’t do it. Why?”

“Oh, ‘cause there’s a guy in the road trying to get the insurance money.”

Quackity’s eyes widen and he spins around to see a real dumb-looking motherfucker standing in the middle of the road with his arms outstretched like Jesus Christ himself, eyes shut and mouth open in a smile.

“Shit,” Quackity mumbles, heart racing. God, is he about to watch a suicide?

A honk from an SUV driving by and just barely missing the man. And the man laughs, almost sounding like a song. A fucking death march, really, what the fuck?

“Shit,” Quackity more emphatically says. “Fuck, Tubbo, stay here and turn around.”

Without really thinking, he drops Tubbo’s hand and his briefcase and runs out into the road, almost getting his by a semi immediately.

“Hey!” he shouts. He swears and flips off a sports car that honks at him as he runs in front of it. “Hey, what the fuck are you doing?”

He swears again and screeches to a halt to avoid getting run over by a scary woman on a motorcycle. Tubbo on the sidewalk shouts, definitely watching, the little shit. Oh, there’s no way Phil lets Quackity see him again after this…

Once the coast is as clear as it’s going to get, Quackity bolts, getting to the man quickly and grabbing his shoulders and spinning him around to face the concrete meridian and fucking shoving him as hard as he can.

The man protests and flaps his arms around like a bird trying to take off, heels stuck firmly in the road.

“What are you doing?” he snaps. He turns around to glare down at Quackity. His eyes are a brilliant golden color that contrasts the bright embarrassed red of his face. “Let go! I’m trying to vibe here!”

Quackity looks up at him incredulously. “You’re trying to vibe? You’re going to get yourself killed, idiot!”

“Uh, no? They’re just horses. Animals love me!”

What?

Quackity doesn’t have the time or the energy to question it, but he does have enough adrenaline to grit his teeth and properly start manhandling this insane fucker out of the road.

“I swear to God if I get killed saving a fucking Ren faire employee I’m going to come back and haunt you until you’re a mummy,” he grunts.

Because that’s what this dude has to be, a Ren faire guy. He’s got the outfit down. It’s pretty good quality, too. His fancy purple shirt feels like silk beneath Quackity’s hands, but that doesn’t matter because a nice shirt doesn’t matter when you’re roadkill.

Surprisingly, the threat is enough to get the freak to move. He actually seems eager to run ahead, leaving Quackity alone in the middle of the road. Quackity quickly hurries after him, heart going a million miles a minute.

What. The hell.

Once at the meridian and the thin curb on either side of it, Quackity lets himself breathe again. He leans against the meridian and closes his eyes, trying to calm down. His hands shake as he pushes his sunglasses up into his hair. He scrubs his eyes with one hand and places his other hand over his heart.

“Hello,” the Ren faire guy says. His voice is soft and melodic and grating to the ears and Quackity kinda wants to push him back out into traffic for all he’s done in the past three minutes. “Thank you.”

“No problem,” Quackity wheezes. He waves a hand in the guy’s general direction, not looking at him. “I’m gonna… call an ambulance in a second. Fuck. What were you doing out there? Were you trying to get yourself killed?”

“I was pushed into a well,” the guy says, and, yeah, that tracks. Sounds crazy, dude’s crazy. Man, Wilbur’s gonna love hearing about this… “And then I came out of it here. Wherever I am.”

Quackity lowers his hand from his eyes and gives the guy the Look. “You’re in Vegas, dude. I’m calling the ambulance.”

He pulls out his phone from his back pocket, but his hands are shaking too much for him to type, and he has Siri turned off.

“‘Vegas’...” the man mutters, almost sounding like he’s in awe. He looks around the streets, at the skyscrapers, at the cars, at the stores, at the drunk guy pissing on a telephone pole by the Nordstom. “It’s beautiful.”

“Yeah, it’s great,” Quackity absently agrees. He gives up on typing and groans, looking across the street at a very concerned-looking Tubbo. “Fuck. We gotta get back over there.”

The man beams, teeth a startling white. “Easy! Hold on.”

Before Quackity can protest, he grabs Quackity by the hand and pulls him out into the road.

“What the fuck?” Quackity screeches, panickedly looking around for any cars he might have to save them from, but every car they get even remotely close to skids to a halt a perfectly safe distance away almost magically. “What the fuck?”

“Told you,” the man teasingly says. “Animals love me.”

What the fuck. Again.

As soon as they’re on the sidewalk, Quackity wrenches himself free and opens his arms for Tubbo to throw himself into.

“What the hell was that?” Tubbo demands. “You wouldn’t have gotten any insurance from that!”

“Is that all you care about?” Quackity tiredly asks. “The insurance? What about me, huh? Little asshole.”

He can hear Tubbo’s giggles, though, so all he does in response is playfully scowl and ruffle Tubbo’s hair.

“Is that your son?” the man suddenly asks, scaring Quackity right out of his skin.

He jumps away from Tubbo with a bit of a sour taste in his mouth.

“No,” he immediately says, head shaking almost violently. “No. He’s my brother. Younger brother.”

Tubbo says, “Whoah, I like your pants, big man.”

He steps up next to Quackity, eyes glimmering like stars, and Quackity thinks Oh, no.

And then the man strikes a dramatic pose, hair and cape fluttering in the stale desert wind, and Quackity thinks, again, Oh, no.

“Why, thank you!” he beams, toothpaste commercial smile and all.

“You look like a prince,” Tubbo says.

“That’s because I am one,” the guy says, and of course he is. He’s insane. “Prince Karl of Andalasia at your service, my liege.”

He bows with a flourish, much to Tubbo’s obvious delight. God-fucking-damnit.

And then he lifts his head and winks up at Quackity with a smirk, and Quackity, yet again, can only think Oh, no.

#enchanted au i guess #this is the manic pixie dream karl fic #poor quacky #but no i haven't seen the movie and probably never will #man idk if i'd ever finish this one but it's cute! i have an actual plot in mind here #a.d.'s fics i suppose.#a.d.'s fics i suppose

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whyamiherewhosummonedme · 3 years

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Bug,,, Bug give me Punz and Purpled headcanons. Pwease.

Why the fuck didnt i get this notif til now dammit, let me talk about my BOYS. Under a readmore cuz its kinda long

- They're brothers by blood. Nobody really knows this except for the Dream Team, since neither of them really mention it. Punz doesn't say anything bc he thinks it's obvious and that everyone else already knows, and Purpled doesn't say anything bc he's a gremlin child and wants to see how long he can convince people that he is in no way related to Punz

- Most of the money that Punz makes through his mercenary work goes to Purpled. Punz is a builder himself, but he's not nearly as dedicated to it as Purpled is and he can't do any redstone whatsoever, so he always makes sure that his little brother is financially secure and has all the materials he could ever need

- Related to the above, Purpled actually doesn't use most of the money he's given. Dream pays Punz well, that's why he's stayed so loyal, but that also means that Purpled gets way more diamonds and emeralds and even netherite than he knows what to do with. This hoodie-wearing child who lives in a skull dug into a cliff is one of the richest people on the server and nobody even has a clue

- I talked abt it a bit in one of my other posts, but basically, I hc that Punz was one of the worst hurt when Wilbur detonated Manberg, also getting hit by a stray wither skull. Someone (he doesn't know who) used a splash potion of healing on him, which kept him alive for long enough for Purpled to slay one of the Withers and get a regen potion in him.

- Punz was unconscious for a week and a half afterwards, and taking care of the older brother who'd always been a little cold and a little distant but always supportive and there when needed was one of the worst experiences in Purpled's life. He still has nightmares where Punz never woke up.

- In the end, Punz ended up losing an eye and Purpled got a nasty Wither scar on his chest. Both of them had to do serious physical therapy in order to figure out how to function properly again.

- Purpled fought a lot in Bedwars, a tournament in a nearby server called Hypixel. He's a multiple-time champion in the event, well-known and well-respected. After getting hit by the Wither, though, he can't fight in the actual tournaments anymore. His old sword is still hung on his wall, of course, but he can't swing it nearly like he used to.

- Punz is a massive simp for anyone with a crown. He's still waiting for Eret to hire him for something other than battle ifn you know what I mean

- This isn't really a headcanon as much as straight-up true, but Purpled has a one-sided rivalry with Tommy. Purpled has declared them nemeses and everything, and Tommy barely even remembers that there's a teenager other than him, Tubbo and Ranboo on the server at all

- There are more but this post is long enough already so I'll stop here

#purpled #punz #mcyt #WE LOVE THIS SHIT YO

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strawberrylemonz · 3 years

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January 20, 2021 - DSMP

Here is my review of what happened on today’s stream! Keep in mind that I was only watching Tommy’s POV, but will be analyzing any other viewpoints that I come across (Mainly Tubbo’s)

I’m going to be honest with everyone, I was unsure as to whether not any of our boys would make it out alive. I went into the stream preparing the worst.

Tommy and Tubbo talking each other up, preparing to leave made me feel all kinds of thing. Like I stated earlier, I was prepared for the two to end their adventure today. I vibed with them when they walked down the prime path, and froze up when I saw the first person in line. I’m not ashamed to say that I nearly sobbed when I saw everyone line up to say their goodbyes to the boys (I’m sensitive, shut up).

The way Sam kept giving them stuff??? Loved that

The way Tommy and Quackity’s voices quivered when they spoke to each other? Punch to the heart?

Tommy telling Eret that she was always the true king??? YES!!! POP OFF!!!

The entire trip to where Dream was both made me happy and broke my heart. Here, we saw these boys, children forced to grow up quickly to be used by those they trusted, do their best to be kids for a moment. They were kids for, what they believed, could be the last time. They had their serious moments where Tommy kept reminding Tubbo that it was okay to not feel okay about the situation. Where Tommy didn’t want Tubbo to hide his inner thoughts from him just to try and make him feel better. The moment that they watched the sun together made me all sentimental and shit. Tommy preparing to die and have Tubbo leave and tell his story broke me.

“Why did you tell me to bring Tubbo?”

“Because, it’s always been you and Tubbo against me, remember? Ever since the beginning, Tommy and Tubbo against Dream” (paraphrasing)

I actually got hyped up when Tommy got the disc. It reminded me of Tommy’s clutch the time he dropped the disc down to Tubbo and knocked Dream off the tower using only planks. I had let my hope for them grow. And then I had my heart broken.

Dream using Tubbo against Tommy was something that I expected would happen, but I still wasn’t prepared for it to actually happen. I don’t think I’ll easily forget about how Tommy gave up the disc to Dream, even when Tubbo begged for Tommy to keep the disc and go. My heart nearly dropped to my stomach when I saw Dream break that first dirt block. It dropped when he told the boys to put their armor in the hole.

I have to admit, I was kinda confused that the homeless man had an evil lair and not a home, but pop off I guess??? The elevator was pretty cool, ngl

When I saw the two discs on the floor, I thought, “Bitch, you better be polishing this fucking floor every 30 minutes. Disrespect Nicki Minaj? What?” My second thought was, “why tf did you make two giant ass shrines for these discs??? Didn’t even center them, wtf dude.”

When Dream was monologuing and showing off the stolen goods and pets (and Skeppy) he stole from everyone, I knew he was on something. Him calling Tommy the key confirmed that Dream was overthinking everything and seeing things in places they didn’t belong. Did Tommy initially bring these bonds? Bring all the things Dream said he did? Yeah, I’ll admit it, he did. But it was the people in the server that kept that going, kept it alive. If not Tommy, someone else would have started that chain. The way Tommy look horrified and uttered with a horrific tone, “how do you not hurt?” when Dream mentioned how he cut off all his attachments was hnnnnnnnn

Tubbo actively trying to protect Tommy from going to prison while Tommy was actively trying to protect Tubbo from permanently dying was-

Man

Man, that broke my heart.

“You wanna be the hero of this server? Every hero has an origin story. Batman had his parents, Spider-Man had Uncle Ben. You have Tubbo.”

The look of complete horror/terror that came across Tommy’s face the instant those words were spoken. He genuinely looked scared. He kept trying to defend Tubbo, despite Dream repeating how defenseless Tommy was against him. Dream telling the boys to say their good byes hurt me in more ways that I can describe. Tommy was panicking, actively trying to come up with ways to get Tubbo out of there, no matter the cost or price that he had to pay. Tubbo telling him that it was okay, everything would be okay, he would be okay. The way Tommy was desperate to hold onto his best friend, his Tubbo, whilst saying, “You can’t be okay with this! Why are you okay with this?”

My heart nearly stopped for a second the moment Tubbo said “goodbye, Tommy”

My mind flashed back to Tubbo saying those exact words whilst exiling Tommy, his best friend, for the sake of everyone being safe. Now, here he was again, saying those exact words to the exact same person. The only difference? He wasn’t sacrificing his best friend for the sake of everyone and Dream. No, he was sacrificing himself for the sake of his best friend, his only true friend, Tommy.

“Get away from them”

“Punz?”

“I’m sorry Dream, but you should have paid me more.”

Literal chills. I cannot. It’s the “On your left” of the DSMP. The way everyone came through the portal to line up against this tyrant that manipulated them all. The way I imagined everyone coming through to see this decked out dude with a god complex about to murder a bloody and bruised child, said child’s best friend (also bloody and bruised) was watching, begging to have his friend spared. Imagining how they saw the tear streaks down the boys’ messed up faces as they accepted their fates. As they saw their fear turn to hope as Tommy got Tubbo behind them for safety. How Tommy entrusted them to keep Tubbo safe. How they all came, decked out, to defend these two children.

How Quackity came in nothing but his yeezys because he just fucking knew that Dream wouldn’t put up a fight. The way Dream was so confident that he had power over everyone because he rid himself of his bonds towards objects and friends, only for that to be his downfall. The way Sapnap, Dream’s old friend, his buddy, was the one to give Tommy the pickaxe. The way Puffy was there to protect the two boys she renounced his duckling title for (and the nation).

The way Tommy dug a hole, without any protection or weapons, and had Dream throw his stuff in. The way he didn’t blow any of Dreams shit up, like he had happen to himself, and, instead, used Dream’s things to protect Tubbo and everyone else. The way Tommy took away Dream’s first two lives, paralleling the times Dream took Tommy’s two lives. The way Tommy boxed him in, like Tubbo was at the festival, and the way Tubbo held a bow to Dream. The way Tommy screamed at Dream to tell everyone what he had done. How Dream was the one to blow up the community house. How Dream tormented the poor boy in exile. The way Tommy didn’t spare him because he liked him, or wanted to play mind games with him. No, Tommy spared him because he had a chance to get his brother back, his family.

“Let’s make Wilbur proud. SUCK IT GREEN BOY!!!!”

“SUCK IT GREEN BOY!!!!”

The way the boys sincerely thanked everyone for showing up, fully knowing that they didn’t have to do shit. The way that Tommy said to go to Tubbo’s vc, obviously warming Tubbo’s heart. The way they made it to bench, and finally had a chance to breathe. How they could sit their, listen to their discs, and be kids again. No wars, no going against Dream, nothing. They could just be Tommy and Tubbo, like it’s always been since the beginning.

Then Wilbur fishfucking Soot had to crash the moment like the older brother he was, lmaooooo.

“You didn’t die”

“Ghostbur?”

“I’m not Ghostbur.”

I sucked in a breath, not knowing how the interaction was going to go. Was Wilbur still in the mindset he was whilst blowing up the nation he and his younger brother created? Was he in a mindset before that? Was he sane?

I must admit, their bickering match, along with Tubbo’s dancing, made me realize how much I missed their dynamic. I realized how much I missed Wilbur being in the picture. (Tommy whispering to Tubbo how he liked Ghostbur was hilarious)

Wilbur complaining about being stuck with Schlatt in the afterlife was hilarious. Wilbur admitting that he was preparing, waiting, for Tommy, his younger brother, to join him in the afterlife had me gripping my plushies. Wilbur telling Tommy that he’s proud of him put a sledgehammer into my fragile dam.

“I’ll see you soon.”

“Yeah, I’ll see you soon.”

THEY. ARE. BROTHERS!!!!

It was just so refreshing to see these two get the happy ending they deserved in this arc. The pain and suffering these two children went through at the expense of others, how they were forced to grow up quickly because of their situations, all of that was finally pushed towards the path of recovery. And although they’ve been through hell and back, it’s still them. Although the future will be hard for them, throwing more trials and difficult choices, they know that they’ll make it out, because that how it’s always been. And if their strengthen bond after today can tell them anything, it’s that it’ll always be like that.

It’s always been Tommy and Tubbo.

What I want/what I predict

FOR GEORGE TO BE AWAKE FOR FIVE FUCKING SECONDS

Everyone complimenting Niki on her new fit better fucking happen, I will manifest it

Dream will use his favor from Techno to break out of prison

Connor playing a bigger role in the SMP

Foolish revealing that they don’t need Dream alive (hopefully)

Ghostbur to say a proper goodbye before Wilbur is revived

GLATT

GLATTBUR

SBI reunion with every alive for more than five fucking minutes

Wilbur ignoring his dad Phil and zooming over to little brother Tommy so that he can hug him and tell him that he’s safe now and that he’s so proud of him

THERAPY ARC!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYONE LOVELY, PLEASE

JUST GET EVERYONE INSIDE THE THERAPY GROUP SECTION AND TALK ABOUT THEIR TRAUMA AND FEELINGS SO THEY CAN ALL CLEAR UP THEIR MISUNDERSTANDINGS!!!!!

The egg will start to negatively affect people, causing those not affected to fear for their home and friends

SBI + TUBBO AND RANBOO VS EGGPIRE????? POG?????

Tubbo nuking L’manhole to get rid of the spreading red

Techno/Phil to come to an understanding with Tommy; vice versa

Those unaffected teaming up to safe those affected

Someone (preferably Ranboo) unintentionally activating the End Portal lmao

The rest of the SBI + Tubbo saving Tommy from being murdered by Jack and Niki

Jack and Niki learning that killing the child is not the fucking answer to their problems (If it didn’t work for William Afton, it won't work for y’all. Stop trying to be the man behind the slaughter)

Techno and Tommy rebuilding their trust and friendship with each other

Tommy giving Techno the Axe of Peace

Sam being influenced by the egg and becomes corrupted

Ranboo being free??? Pog???? Pog

Puffy and Niki having a one-to-one conversation about their personal opinions and goals

Puffy visiting Dream whilst he sits in his cell

Skeppy and Bad to be okay again :(

Everyone infected to be okay again :(

Tommy bonding with Eret

Big Q continuing to hold Clingy Duo close to him

Schlatt coming back but instead of trying to run for president and mess with everyone, he’s just everyone’s drunk uncle that somehow gives wise advice to every situation

Wilbur coming back but he’s that angry older cousin that only allows the favorite family members(Tommy)/friends to stay in his room

GIVE ME MEXICAN DREAM AND GIRL DREAM!!! ONLY HETERO RELATIONSHIP I SEE THAT IS BEYOND POGGERS

Lani and Drista to make a comeback at the same time

Tommy meeting more family members

The kids being able to be kids

Lani selling yeezy

Drista w/ bedrock

Drista laughing at Dream’s imprisonment

Everyone finding peace within each other’s chaos and living in harmony

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Stephen King has released yet another: The Institute

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Salmon Rushdie has given us Quichotte

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October 1: Jimmy Carter is 95!! Go Jimmy

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For some new discoveries and theories on the often told tale, check out Chaos: Charles Manson, the CIA and the secret history of the 60,s by Tom O’Neill.

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Metallica has cancelled their tour.

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The Creamery Bridge in Vermont was closed for a time because of a Sasquatch scare.

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Days alert: Woo Hoo!! Dr. Rolf is back!! ** Why do they keep using that ‘WET PAINT’ sign all over the town square? A joke? Really painting the sets and they just leave them up for an inside laugh? ** The Shah/Jen story was good.. it showed what a good actor he really was. He was always so blah! It’s funny that as he left us , we finally get his back story. He even mentioned Norman Bates. ** Stefan is out. Claire is in. I loved Dr. Rolf’s “pro life” line. Will many of the young girls get pregnant, ( think Lani, Ciara, Gabi, Sarah, Haley and Kristen) and will all the babies get mixed up and will Days jump a year ahead? Well, that’s the rumor. ** What is up with Hope?

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Senator Chuck Grassley is applying for his second bailout since October for the farm he owns. ** $30 billion in welfare has been given to farmers.

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This whole vaping scare is not really a surprise. Why do companies have to be so greedy and fill these with nicotine anyway? Why do good flavors have to be taken off the market because parents can’t keep them away from the kids? Can’t we have fun flavored simple mist in a vaping apparatus that has no dangerous chemicals? So many people just need that occasional outlet and something to do when relaxing.

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Spy devices were found near the White House. They believe Israelis are responsible.

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Word is that around Liberty University, Jerry Falwell Jr. uses fear in dealing with staff and sends them pictures of his wife in sexual situations.

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They need to make a biopic about Rickie Lee Jones and it should star Hillary Swank. JS

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A CIA source has been pulled from Russia they say because Trump can’t be trusted not to tell Putin who he is. The operative is the agent who confirmed the interference in the 2016 election and has worked there for decades.

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Rose McGowan and some of the Me too movers and shakers would like Lisa Bloom to be disbarred after her dealings with Harvey Weinstein.

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Mark Sanford is running for President.

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Sarah Palin’s husband has filed for divorce.

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Stacey Dash was arrested for domestic battery in Florida.

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Stranger Things has been renewed for season 4.

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Hey.. Robert King.. Glad that U R back!

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People from Alabama were calling the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration in a panic after scary clown 45 included them in the path of Hurricane Dorian. Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross threatened to fire meteorologists who contradicted the idiot.

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John Legend and Chrissy Teigen got into it with the Pres. She called him a pussy ass bitch.

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In the 80’s, 80% of our clothing were made here in the U.S., now it is 3%.

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The House Judiciary committee is holding hearings about hush money to Karen McDougal and Stormy Daniels.

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Conversion therapy leader, McKrae Game has announced he is gay.

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It is odd that we don’t hear more about women who are addicted to crime shows. It is such a thing.

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Weight Watchers is not WW. OK.

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North Carolina’s political maps have been deemed unconstitutional and must be redrawn.

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In Nashville, Rev. Dan Reehil has banned Harry Potter books at the St. Edwards School

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Why does Fallon imitate his guests all the time? He is always repeating what they do much like a child would.

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Scary Clown’s personal assistant, Madeline Westerhout is out.** John Bolton is out.

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$32.50 for a Trump key chain? What?

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SNL started off the season with a bang. Woody Harrelson hosted and ended by showing support for Greta Thunberg. The next hosts will be Phoebe Waller- Bridge, David harbor, Kristen Stewart and Eddie Murphy.

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A man was chopping down an old diseased tree when a cannonball fell out of it. This particular cannonball in a tree was near a home that was used as a hospital during the first battel of independence, Mo. in the Civil War.

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In Kentucky, Mitch McConnell said yes to treasury funds for an aluminum plant backed by a Russian oligarch. He said no to treasury funds for coal miner’s health care and pensions.

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Joe Biden pledges to take no fossil fuel money but then attended a fundraiser hosted by Andrew Goldman, founder of Natural Gas Company, Western LNG.** It’s so sad, Biden leads which makes it seem that the people who pay the least attention decide who is going to run this place.** He really has to stop saying, “Look”, all the time.

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The Sept. 12 Dem debate was exciting, I loved the kudos that Biden and then others gave to Beto for his actions in Texas after the shootings. Other than that Biden seemed to stumble a lot especially with his, “make sure the kids hear words” stuff. O’Rourke seems to have finally hit his stride with, “Hell yes, we’re gonna take your AR-15’s.” I’m not even sure I agree but I loved so much that he had the guts to say it. I’m in! His only real problem was the color of his tie, it washed him out. Later, Briscoe Cain sent a tweet to Beto: My AR-15 is ready for you.** Yang, as usual was not given enough time but he did calm the others when they wanted to spar. He spoke so clearly and did not sidestep. He had a great point with the U.S. not starting wars because we are not too good at rebuilding. Case in point: Puerto Rico. He also proposed $100 in democracy dollars so people can participate and give to the candidates they believe in. He seemed to tear up when talking about missing his son’s first day at school. His salesmen pitch like giveaway was too much though. ** Buttigieg had a good idea with his ‘community rural visas’ to bring immigration everywhere.** Warren and Sanders were straight forward with no real surprises. Gotta thank Bernie for reminding us that he didn’t vote for Bush’s war or Trumps military spending bills and the crowd seemed to love him. Both at the debate and after (like Bari Weiss on Maher’s overtime), people keep calling Bernie ‘President’. Accidents? ** Harris was cool and calm but seemed a bit scripted. She was the only one to really bring up Trump. ** Protestors had to be cleared as Biden started his final words. They were yelling, “We are DACA recipients. Our lives are at risk.” I’m sure it had to unnerve him as he began to talk of his sad life and his family. The late night comics said that he did a good job but I didn’t think so.** Klobachar told us a lot about herself. I think I learned the most about her. Castro, who I really liked a lot at the first debate, should just get out after this performance. ** Why was Rahm Emanuel there?** The Trump campaign sent a banner flying over Texas Southern University. ** DeBlasio is out.

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By the end of September, Warren is #1 in New Hampshire. She is 2 points behind in the nation and Yang is #4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“We will no longer sell the AR-15 to the public.”- Colt Thanks Beto!! A simple candidate has made more positive change than Scary Clown. Stop being so scared Dems, change can happen!

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When Warren was on Colbert she said,” Why don’t we just quit now and do a selfie line? The selfies are the most fun about this. Really? The night before, after her rally she selfied for 4 hours.

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Young people will propel the changes in the views of this country. The young demographic thinks differently on guns and climate and the young usually rule eventually. VOTE!!

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An intelligence official filed a formal whistle blower complaint against our ruthless Archie Bunker on steroids about his interaction with a foreign leader. It seems that it was a phone call with Ukraine’s Zelinski about the Biden’s but things are still unfolding. Did he pressure people to work with Guilliani? The transcript is out and Pelosi has started a formal impeachment inquiry. When the WH sent talking points to their republican colleagues to try to calm the waters, they accidently sent them to the Dems too. The WH also moved the info to a private server as we now know there is even more stuff there. Wouldn’t it be justice if the private server brought him down? ** Blame is flying everywhere. Trump has thrown Barr and Rudy and even Pence into the mess. Rudy tells us that he went to the Ukraine for the state department but they say no! He has been so rude and unhinged on the talk circuit. He has now been subpoened.** Joseph Maguire, acting director of National intelligence was only on the job a few days when he was informed of the whistleblower complaint. He was questioned all day in hearings and was very polite. Both sides could calm down on the snarky.** The Secretary of State is basically holding down 3 jobs. The WH is quite under staffed and there is talk that they may bring in outside people to handle the situation but Trump does not want that. The campaign is where they will really fight, that is where all their money is. ** The ambassador to Ukraine has stepped down.**

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Now word is that Trump and Barr tried to get Australian PM Scott Morrison to look into those who were behind the Russia investigation. Pompeo is now getting pulled in too. It is really like the tin foil hat conspiracy guy down the street is running this country.

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Never compare your insides to someone else’s outside. -Thank you Rob Lowe

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Hillary and Chelsea are headed out to promote their new book, Gutsy Women. It is impeccable timing but I am sure she is so sick of talking about the big blowhard elephant in the room. It really is time to hear from her again.

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Law and Order SVO started its 21st season with a little nod to Gunsmoke. What a great touch.

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Has the military really spent $200,000 on Trump’s Scottish resort?

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What’s up with the Cleveland Browns? They are winning.

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4 feet of snow in September in Montana?

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Seth Meyers went too far with his Rudy hate. I am a bit disturbed that Seth, Maher and Colbert get nearly as bold in the other direction as Fox News. Yes, these are evil people running the country and there is enough that they do without calling them out on things that are not your business. About Rudy marrying a second cousin, Seth said “that’s awful.” Don’t pass your prejudice and judgement on these people like others do on color and religion et al. Cousins can marry, it’s not illegal and how might that make the children of cousins feel?

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Pennsylvania Senator Michael Folmer was arrested for child porn that was on his computer and has since resigned. I am sure that if he went on Fox and said nice things about the fearless leader that he could get a job in the White House. It seems to be the way it is done, Fox is the audition.

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Robert C. O’Brien is the new National Security Advisor.

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The family of John Dillinger do not believe that he is in the grave. A body id buried in Indianapolis but they have asked for an exhumation.

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Millions came out on the 20th to ask for action on climate change. Go Greta Thunberg !! Some are spinning it that since she is autistic, she has been abused by her parents by being forced into her activism. I have seen no evidence this. She makes more sense than most leaders on the subject. Fox’s Michael Knowles even called her mentally ill and has since apologized. Thoughts? ** Central America is starving to death because of the impact of climate change. Reports from the Trump administration prove this and aid has been cut off which causes migration.

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Trump us jumping into bed with Saudi Arabia who has the 5th largest defense budget in the world. Troops are being sent to Iran.

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Doc Martin is here with its 9th season. The dog will fall in love. The Doc and Louisa’s relationship is doing well as their careers are shifting. It all just reminds me how much I want to live in Cornwall.

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The biggest grossing tours of all time as of this year are. 1. Ed Sheeran: The Divide 2. U: 360 3. Stones: A Bigger Bang 4. Guns N Roses: Not in this lifetime 5. Coldplay: A Head Full of Dreams 6. Roger Waters: The Wall 7. AC/DC: Black Ice 8. Stones: No Filter 9. Bruno Mars: 24K 10. Madonna: Sticky and Sweet

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James Corden put Bill Maher in his place. Fat shaming is as wrong as any other. Bullying is never funny. The week after Maher’s rant, Michael Moore went on and had lost some weight. Hmmm.

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Hiking with Kevin has the best guests, there is really a cross section of all kinds of people. A hike seems to break down defenses and the stories are great!!

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The North Dakota pipeline spill that was said to be 10 gallons worth was really millions of gallons.

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Almost Family is a show about a sperm donor. It is good to see Tim Hutton again.

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A woman gets a late night show.. check out A Little Late with Lilly Singh.

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Prodigal Son stars Michael Sheen as a serial killer called The Surgeon.

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Julian Fellowes will bring us The Gilded Age about 1885 New York.

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Some are freaking about all the official stays at Trump properties. The whole thing is a ridiculous mess. Mitch and the boys would be screaming to the heavens if this was a different President. The really sad part is that the crews that are just there to help POTUS and the VP say the stays are so costly that their expenses won’t even cover food. ** Did a Glasgow refueling stop finally tip off the house oversight committee to the far reach of all these expenditures?** They claim there is never anything to hide. Why do they always hide everything?

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Demi Moore has a new tell all titled Inside Out that seems full of revelations.

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Check out the saga of the Donald J. Trump state park in NY which is really nothing more than a tax write off full of overgrown land and abandoned old buildings.

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Check out the Art Bell vault.

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Scary Clown was going to meet with the Taliban at Camp David as 9/11 was upon us.** The Taliban says their doors re open.**Word is that the congressional inquiry into 9/11 has 28 redacted pages which showed evidence of the Saudi’s involvement in the attacks.

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Scottish courts ruled that Boris Johnson illegally suspended parliament.

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From his reaction, Colbert behaves like Letterman in that a guest should dress a certain way. Personally, I like Conan’s casual ways. Now, I like Colbert but he also seems to push people to talk politics when they don’t really want to. Move on!

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“We are in a very difficult situation at the moment, especially in the U.S., where all the environmental controls that were put in place, that were just about adequate have been rolled back by the current administration so much that they are being wiped out.” –Mick Jagger

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“When you’re 85 years old and you have children and grandchildren, you will leave them nothing if we don’t vote these people out of office in Brazil, in London, in Washington. They are ruining the world.” –Donald Sutherland

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Check out the new film, The Burnt Orange Heresy.

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Finn Wittrock, Paul Giamatti and Amy Irving will appear in A Mouthful of Air.

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“The lungs of the earth are in flames.” – Leo Dicaprio. The Amazon, the world’s most diverse eco system is getting no help from its own leaders and they won’t accept help from the G7. It’s all about building more crap to them. It is as if three fourths of the U.S. was on fire.** Wouldn’t it be a great idea if Jeff Bezos, who has taken flak for not paying taxes and for workers conditions would step up and pledge a huge sum to help save the rainforest that bears its name?? The world needs heroes.

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Better Call Saul has wrapped season 5.

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Hasbro has bought Death Row Records.

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The San Francisco board of supervisors has declared the NRA a terrorist organization.

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New SNL cast member Shane Gillis who was in hot water after racist remarks surfaced, has been let go before he ever hit the stage.

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Mike Pence claims he was bit by American Pharoah but his trainer is not too sure about that.

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Obama Netflix?

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Kieran Culkin and Jazz Charton had a little girl that they named Kinsey Sioux.

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Dollface on Hulu looks interesting.

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In sexual harassment news: Brett Kavanaugh has been hit with other allegations. Not all accusations are coming from the victims.** Placido Domingo has been accused by 20 women of unwanted advances.

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The71st Emmys have come and gone. There is a lot to celebrate in television right now with over 500 scripted original shows. Highlights include Norman Lear winning for Live in front of a studio audience: Norman Lears’s All in the Family and The Jeffersons to become the oldest winner ever at 97. Other winners were Leaving Neverland for best doc. Glow won for stunt coordination. Succession won for their theme and for writing. RuPaul won for reality host and Drag Race won for show. Russian Doll took home cinematoghraphy. Carpool Karaoke : When Corden met McCartney:Live from Liverpool took home a statue. Peter Dinklage won for best supporting actor, Fleabag won big and Game of Thrones took home the top prize. Other winners were Bill Hader, Patricia Arquette, Ben Whishaw, Billy Porter and Jodie Comer. SNL with Adam Sandler and Last Week Tonight were winners. I was so excited to see that Ozark won for Julia Garner and Bateman for directing. Succession won for directing. I thought the fashion went wrong with Amy Poehler, and Dascha Polanco. There was awesome fashion with Regina King, Viola Davis, Maya Rudolph, Bob Odenkirk, Billy Porter, Angela Bassett, Michelle Williams, Kerry Washington, Zendaya, Sarah Silverman, Catherine Zeta- Jones, Karamo Brown, Gwyneth Paltro, Catherine O’Hara, Emilia Clarke, Phoebe Waller Bridge and Niecy Nash.** The In memoriam was fucked up when they honored Andre Previn but showed a very much alive Leonard Slacken. Let me run that part of the show, they are always messing that up. It may not matter much longer because the ratings were so low. It is already a shame that they don’t broadcast the daytime Emmy’s.

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R.I.P. Jim Leavelle, Carol Lynley, T Boone Pickens, Daniel Johnston, Robert Frank, Ric Ocasek, Eddie Money, Sander Vanocur , Peter Lindbergh, Robert Haunter, Jacques Chirac , Jose Jose , Bob Esty, Wayne Fitzgerald, Jessye Norman and Cokie Roberts.

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