Wilbur: Who's the lucky- who's the lucky lady, who's Missa, what's she like?
Phil: It's a dude. *laughs*
Wilbur: Phil, you didn't tell me you were bi, and also polyamorous.
Phil: Definitely not.
Wilbur: What does Kri- what does Kristin think of your- of your... husband?
Phil: SHE'S NOT CANON IN THIS UNIVERSE! And we- and it's not like that, it's not like that- it's uh, we're- it's platonic, we're just dude's hanging out protecting an egg-
Can we pretty please get a Grian and Xelqua meet-up?? I love how you draw Xelqua and Grian and I just need to see what they would do if they meet......for science of course
wait hold on.. goes crazy .. I don’t have a design for Xelqua, that was just Grian earlier, but…. I think it’d go well
I think Xelqua is his patron, so he’d be excited to meet him !
but I was also playing with the idea that Little Grian here is a reincarnated version of Xelqua, but still looks up to him, prays to him, would want to be picked up and hugged by him, the safety of it. (How can he be reincarnated and still have a form here ? Well the divine can be a bit finicky)
oh god i just remembered all the shit q!cellbits gonna wake up from his week long nap just to find out that:
1. all the children are still missing except now they’ve left signs behind for everyone! and he missed his sons bc he (and all the other parents) were asleep!
2. etoiles fucking lost to the code (it cheated) but then became besties with it and now they’re on the same side
3. new federation employees spotted at spawn! and now there’s guards that beat players up for getting to close and carry guns 24/7!
4. oh speaking of guards, there’s a new prison that was built. you know, the same one you lowkey had a trauma response to after hearing about? yup, it’s here now!
5. badboyhalo has literally lost his mind and kidnapped and maybe eaten a federation employee…??? (it’s complicated)
6. mike is back from his second round of kidnapping but now he keeps talking about how he wants to kill the eggs (specifically ramon) and threatening them. also mentioned he killed an egg that’s name started with r?
7. new part of the maze has been unlocked by max, bad, and pierre and, oh yeah, codeflippa appeared to guide them on their way through it! :D
8. the federation now applies sanctions to rule breakers (aka tubbo)
9. whatever is in the maze is having the players do some kind of saw x alice in borderland style games while being super cryptic about the eggs