#I love this ask!

[halamet-chalamet]

So i have a requestttt can you do a mgg or Spencer reacting to his s/o getting bangs? I just recently like chopped half my hair off and got bangs

Sis same! I would love to, let’s gooooo

It wasn’t a big deal. People cut their hair all the time. But it kinda felt like a big deal. My hair was lighter, I felt prettier, and I was no longer getting neck pains every time I wanted to wear my hair down. Spencer was out of town on a case for a few days, but tonight he was coming back. The hair cut I got two days ago was now being restyled in the mirror so Spencer could see it at it’s best.

“Y/n, I’m home!” Spencer’s voice echoed through the small apartment.

“Hi!” I ran out of the bathroom to wrap my arms around his neck. “I miss you Spence. You’re home early!” I muttered into his shoulder taking in his familiar and missed scent.

“Y/n?” He asked pulling away a little.

“Yeah?” I asked. Oh i almost forgot!

“Your hair…” he started, running his fingers through the newly shortened locks.

“Yeah…” I began to feel self conscious, what if he didn’t like it.

“You look so…” he was totally speechless. He had only ever seen me with long hair. “Pretty.” He finally breathed out.

“Do you think so?” I absentmindedly fixed my bangs.

“Yes! Yes I do!” He exclaimed, raising his voice and octave. He awkwardly cleared his throat, embarrassed by his voice when he gets flustered. “You look pretty.” He said more assured this time, still enamored by the new look.

“Thank you!” I kissed his nose which made him scrunch his face.

“Y/n?” Spencer’s voice asked as I started to pull away.

“Yeah?”

“Can I brush it?” He asked in almost a whisper.

“Yes…” I tried not to sound as happy that he asked to brush my hair as I actually was. “But first let’s get you settled back home!”

#I love this ask! #criminal minds #spencer reid #mathew gray gubler #spencer reid x reader #mgg fanfiction #spencerreid #mathew gray gubler x reader #send requests! #criminal minds headcanons #anabelle’s thoughts #spencer reid blurb

[mari-lair]

ahhhh wait but quick question, in the terukane phantom thief au, what would teru do if akane got hurt?? because the phantom thief was either targeted by certain people or the cops fired at him and he didn't dodge – it had been bugging me tbh if teru goes ballistic or not😭😭

Good question! Depending on how he got hurt, Teru’s reaction would vary.

If the one that hurt Akane was a new thief in town that got sick of risking their lives to get a treasure Akane was always quicker to steal, the new thief would target Akane on a heist night, and so Teru would notice something isn’t right very quickly: Either cause he heard Akane curse/cry in pain (Akane is always very quiet when he steal, its an actual challenge for Teru to find him) or he spotted the other thief, regardless, when he finds Akane injured, he will go into worrying mode. 

Teru will be gentle when touching Akane but speak in his 'police chief' voice “Stop trying to run, I’m not jailing you today. Stay down. Don’t put pressure on your injury!“ making sure to help him walk somewhere more comfortable. Akane will try to not show pain and insist that he’s “fine” that "the bullet didn’t reach anything, that rocky aim is awful." but the realization it could have hit Akane somewhere fatal hangs in the air. The anger is fresh , and outside Akane, he always hated thieves, so Teru won’t want to chat or understand ‘why’ they attacked Akane, he would break their spine on sight, and if that doesn’t kill them, to the coldest prison cell they shall go.

If the one that targeted Akane is a powerful noble that set him up, it would take longer for Teru to find out, cause Akane would be hurt while playing the role of a ‘civilian’, not the phantom thief, and Teru's job doesn’t overlap much with Akane’s everyday job. Teru might find it weird Akane requested a coffee shop date  info meeting earlier in the week than usual, but he’ll only understand something is wrong when his thief comes in limping, sounding extremely grumpy “Lucky you, Chief. I can’t steal anything for the week.”, and Teru's anger will be colder, directed at both the one behind Akane’s injury and Akane himself.

“You shouldn’t walk around so carelessly when someone with enough power to target you is on the loose. You’re lucky you’re just injured and not dead, Aoi.” and then he would force Akane to live with him while the threat is around, Akane has no choice on that matter, he will be dragged screaming to his house if needed. They’ll work together and figure out the one behind Akane’s accident relatively, is a whole arc of catching subordinates from the noble behind Akane’s attack (in which Teru will not be gentle when getting info from) not letting him out of his sight.

If a cop hit Akane, it's definitively a recruit, everyone that has worked with Teru for more than 1 week knows you don't actually aim at Akane since he's their boss's lover. The poor recruit will feel very proud and put Teru in a strange position. On one hand, it is very hard to hit Akane, the thief is an expert at what he does, so the recruit is pretty damn good, he will be useful.

If the injury isn't too serious the recruit will get a talk that is kind of awkward (what do you mean his boss and a thief are dating??) and terrifying (he got the memo, he will not waste bullets on Akane again). If it is a serious injury the recruit is getting fired though. In all cases Teru will tease Akane for "getting rusty and losing to a recruit

In all cases, if Akane's injury is borderline deadly, leaving him in a coma for some days, Teru will go ballistic. He’ll prioritize safety above all else, setting trustworthy guards near Akane’s hospital and staying close, but he won't rest until the culprit's head is crushed under his boots.

#terukane #phantom thieves au #i love this ask! #wasn't sure which one to focus on #so everything it was! #hope you enjoy anon

[doccywhomst]

#i’ve been thinking abt that cringe post #i think the latent feelings behind ‘cringe’ are shame and sometimes envy/bitterness #same vibes as when six year olds say ‘those toys are for babies’ if they’ve been shamed for their age by older kids #anyway. i think part of the healing process is realizing that shame puts you at war with yourself bc part of yourself is a social being! #and that part of you wants community and acceptance (maybe love). shame is the absence of acceptance #unlearning shame means learning self-love and gaining the confidence to find your people #jerma #cw jerma #(someone asked me to tag lol)

[jjian1002]

Chilchuck the struggling girl dad🥳

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #chilchuck tims #this man #scratches a special part of my brain #makes my inner goblin goes 👺👺👺 #I love meijack… she’s one of those kids asking the most difficult questions

[lemonbarista]

#i love polls i love asking stupid questions on tumblr #poll #polls #tumblr polls #poll time

[retquits]

1.6 is coming—see you march 19th!!! 🥹🌱

#stardew valley #can you imagine pouring blood sweat & tears into a game #releasing it for like $15 #and then working for 8 more years to add more content without asking for a cent more #for what could have easily been several dlc packs #i love you stardew valley i love you concernedape i love you indie games thank you for being my home all these years #EDIT: added image ID in the alt!!

[druid-for-hire]

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

#dinosaur #evolution #comic #prehistoric #animal #wildlife #paleontology #biology #poetry #comics #original #my art #archaeopteryx has no direct living descendants i know #but i wanted something aerial and the dinosaur to bird connection is classic and well known anyway #also the chicken over any other bird is very on purpose #its the mix of truth and comedy and genuineness and the fantastic in the mundane #its me asking you to see something so wonderful in something taken so un-seriously #and to love it both ways #also the jurassic park thing #where someone saw the reconstructed gait of a dino #and said. hey hang on. i know that walk. #and pulled up footage of a chicken walking #which jumpstarted the entire study into the link between dinosaurs and birds #in the end take whatever you want from it i just thought id provide some insight #i always like it when other artists do #the point is that i enjoy when people laugh at the end and when they dont #and i like it when they cry. i like it best when they both laugh and cry. eeaao intent #anyway mourn your losses but to live is to change #also hi guys i finally figured out tipping after 5 months so no more annoying ko-fi link

[cowardlycowboys]

girl who needs to ask for reassurance would rather be stabbed than admit they have needs

GIRL GENDER FUNNY‼️ POST MADE BY MOST FEMININE HE/THEY SHUT UP‼️

#omg kiera no one cares #admitting u have needs and stuff is so embarrassing like I'm literally an adult grow up #like I'd rather go crazy then ask if you still like being around me and love me #unfortunately that's unhealthy and i gotta work on that but until thats complete i will think about being gutted like fish instead

[inkskinned]

because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.

you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.

you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.

don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.

if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.

you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:

how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!

aren't you happy yet?

#almost wrote the champagne line as ''effervescent'' but legit could not write it without saying ''effervescent like a snail'' #ah tumblr... #writeblr #warm up #idk . having trouble writing rn #ps i don't like to talk about it . it is my medical information. but before you ask. yes this is about being on the spectrum #i really don't like when ppl make my writing about how im [whatever ID]. i want it to ring true for the people who it rings true for #i don't want it to be like ''awwwww look at this person!!! she's the EXCEPTION!!! :)" ..... #no.... not really..... #idk something gross happens whenever i admit to certain conditions and i turn into like inspiration p*rnography #like yes they actually let us use keyboards these days #furthermore i just... dont feel comfortable talking about this part of me. i had too bad of a childhood. adhd is one thing... #this one im like. still coming to terms with. which is like. my own journey. #idk. just please be kind. some things are more private than others. this one feels private to me. #i do not know how to help others w/this . and i do not know how to help myself. i will talk about it if im ever ready. idk if that will #actually ever happen #ty in advance i love u im kissing you we are kissing somewhere on the spectrum

[andi-o-geyser]

a full SAGA of chaos choices at the diner in the centre of your mind

#so in summary: #coffee grounds; room temp vodka; the feeling of first having root beer; coffee and bacon; maple syrup; grenadine; and a calzone #they are all so insane and i love them for it #and also its such a perfect representation of a brain #bc like! yeah! that IS what my thoughts are bouncing between when i'm asked what i want for a meal! i am that fucking bonkers sometimes!! #dimension 20 #dimension 20 mentopolis #mentopolis #mentopolis spoilers #d20 #dnd #brennan lee mulligan #hunch curio #anastasia tension #conrad schintz #the fix #imedla pulse #dan fucks #alex song xia #hank green #danielle radford #freddy wong #siobhan thompson #mike trapp #d20 cast #long post #andis thought geyser

[sealsdaily]

Seal noises please?

awawawawawawa.....

#I love hanako #mod ribbon #asks #not daily #spotted seal #I remember posting her before on this blog with a caption about dental checkups but apprently this isnt a trick to hep with that #She just does it cause she wants to...

[greelin]

“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war

#and i would deserve it too. for asking the question #this is not about dating for the love of god. It’s about Asking Anyone Anything Ever

[bastardlybonkers]

i feel like not enough ppl are factoring in the cultural clash between laios and shuro and the many micro agressions shuro faced while being in their group. literally the name 'shuro' in itself is one

his name is toshiro 😭 lets also not forget that he has his own communication issues, in the opposite way that laios does- thats literally a factor in their argument, that his envy for laios's ability to express himself sincerely manifested as part of his distaste for him.

ig all this to say like, was their fight heart wrenching, especially when reading laios as autistic? absolutely. anybody whos ever been in laios's position knows how much it hurts to realize someone you thought was your friend doesnt actually like having you around, especially when they didnt tell you and you had no way of knowing due to not understanding their cues. but im begging yall to step back and see the nuance of this situation cause im gonna be real a lot of you are kinda just brushing over it acting like everything is toshiros fault and that hes a terrible person when in reality hes an average guy who really, really clashed with laios and it led to a very long misunderstanding due to their supremely opposite methods of communication. even laios and toshiro, after letting everything out in their fight, were able to come to an understanding and start a foundation for an actual friendship built on better communication

ok yknow what Edit: i shouldve made it even more explicit at the end of this post, i hadnt thought i would need to since i started the post with this, but i think a few too many people are missing my point so i just wanna clarify. i shouldnt have said 'really clashed' and left it at that because yeah they did, but it wasnt just their opposite methods of communication, it is also very much that toshiro was experiencing microaggressions via laios. it may have been unintentional on laios's part, but it still happened and wore him down, made it harder for him to communicate on top of both the more subtle social cues that he was raised with and his own communication difficulties. i also want to say that the fandom reaction to toshiro and the complete ignorance of this point is also racist tbh or at the very least ignorant. i understand that the anime did not cover this panel, and neither did the manga, as this was an omake, but im gonna be real with you guys. there are enough context clues within the story to clue you into this. if you didnt pick up on it thats ok, but i think this is a good lesson in picking up subtext in the stories that youre watching and/or reading. kui shouldnt have to explicitly say 'by the way laios was racist to toshiro' for this point to be understood, and at the very least, when the author portrays a character in a sympathetic light (as kui clearly does) it should make you question Why they are doing so and what makes them sympathetic, rather than youre immediate and only reaction to be 'well i hated what this guy did/said so i hate them and they suck'. idk exactly how to finish this, just. idk. question your biases and gut reactions to things you see in media and stories, and think about whether or not theres subtext that youre missing.

#dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #shuro dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #toshiro nakamoto #dont get me wrong i understand relating to a character and hating whoever wrongs them cause youre protective or you relate really hard #but i think toshiros been getting the short end of the stick for a long time now 😭 #even his love for falin is misunderstood #he literally states all the reasons he likes her #and none of them are superficial #but hes so closed off and has such difficulty expressing himself that instead of asking her out or smth he just #proposed to her out of the blue 😭 #leading a lot of ppl to just assume that he went 'white woman spotted' and proposed #do Not misunderstand me i am #a HUGE farcille stan #obviously #but i dont think toshiros feelings are surface level and i think theyre absolutely crucial to understanding him and his motivations #as a character in this story

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

Yall remember how Texas had that "report an abortion" form that they had to take down after a week?

Well, Missouri has one, only it's for reporting transgender concerns.

Comrades. Friends. Romans. Countrymen. You know what to do.

#queer politics #transgender #trans rights #trans legislation #trans genocide #missouri #fuck the AG man #PLEASE deal with this the same way we dealt with the texas one #i want this man to be SHAMED #I want my trans kids to know they are LOVED #i want this thing down by SUNDAY #please. if you do one thing for me ever im asking that this is it

[hellsitegenetics]

When I followed you earlier today and then realized this blog wasn't even two days old it made me feel like I invested in a startup.

Do you think if you did the lyrics for Fireflies by Owl City, your database would give us fireflies? (Will also accept owls. And there's a line about sheep too).

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Closest match: Sepia lycidas genome assembly, chromosome: 36 Common name: Kisslip cuttlefish

#tumblr genetics #asks #requests #sent to me #the-cinnamonroll #cephalopods #cuttlefish #fish #ocean #kisslip cuttlefish #thank you for the ask! unfortunately i could not get to it until just fucking now bc of the backlog #this ask was sent on feb 8 when the blog was abt 2 days old lol #anyway. love this animal. its shaped like a goddamn spaceship

[daenerys-targaryen]

real tumblr girl vibe is rechecking peoples bios before you say their name in an ask even if we've been mutuals for 10 years bec i don't want to make a Mistake

#leah rambles #imagine i spell someones name wrong in a love letter ask i'd legitimately set myself on fire.