#I lob him tho so much

[crybaby-bkg]

“You’ve never had sex before, have you?” you spit the question out before you can help it. Choso’s eyes go wide at that, his eyebrow twitching ever so slightly, before he tries to quickly school his expression to one of indifference. you don’t believe him for a moment though, especially with the way his hands start to tap at the bedsheets beneath him.

“What makes you say that?” he asks you, his voice rough and low. this close, you can see the uncertainty laying there. his hair is still in his signature buns, his fringe covers dark plum eyes that can’t find a single place on your face to settle. they dart from your own gaze to your lips, to your chin where your lipgloss has smeared from kissing him. he squeezes your waist tightly before he places his hands back against the bed, seemingly unsure of what he should do with himself.

“Your mannerisms,” you mutter, head tilted to the side as you start running your finger down the column of his neck. “How unsteady and unsure you are about everything; my body, where your hands should go, how long you should suck on my tongue when you kiss me. You’re so in your head, I figured you’re either nervous because it’s me or because you’ve never done this before.”

“Both.” He answers in a rush of breath, palms finding your waist once more, his eyes a little wider than usual. “My father never taught me anything about sex, and I was too busy taking care of my brothers to really think about it. So this is all,” his voice slowly disappears with every inch of skin you reveal to him, a sly smirk spreading across your face.

“New?” You finish for him, shirt suddenly tossed across the room. He nods with a thick swallow, an obvious struggle to keep looking at your face, scared that he might objectify you and make you uncomfortable, but his look does everything but. “Do you want to fuck me, Choso?”

he groans so loud, you fear he’s cum in his pants already. it sure does feel like it, with how his cock twitches, thick where you rest on top of his pelvis, a wet spot suddenly growing between your legs. you can’t help but rock your hips ever so gently against him, grinning when his eyes fly shut and squeeze, his hands gripping you so tightly that you can’t tell whether or not he wants to stop you or encourage you.

“Do you?” you ask him again when he doesn’t answer, his lip bitten tightly between his teeth. “Do you wanna know what it feels like to be inside me? Feel me cum on your cock? Don’t you wanna fill me up with your cum?”

he seizes you before you can register his speed, his hands quick and fast and tight and pulling everything he can. you can’t help but laugh against his mouth and let him mold himself to your body in every way that he sees fit.

#the only thing I very much so dislike about writing new characters #is having to make a masterlist ☹️ #I lob him tho so much #I want to be so cruel to him in a nice way bc he deserves it #I also have some other ideas I’m writing rn that I might upload tonight!!! #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #choso treats! 🍬

[miisart]

migu’s design

#onewe #onewefanart #kanghyun #imma miss him so much when he leaves jdlkfjsldkf #but this is my gorl #i lob her #she really does look like mi ku #i think im happy w how she turns out #im still working on cy and rin tho #1we girls

[the-lavender-clown]

I’m rewatching DS9 with my mom rn and it’s just reminding me how much I love Nog. I already forced my followers on Instagram to listen to my thoughts on him and y’all are my next victims

Nog is a great example for us to see the Ferengis and their culture in more depth. It's so interesting to me to watch his character develop as well as Sisko's viewpoint with him. Starfleet (specifically humans) wants to preach that they're accepting of all life forms and have left prejudice behind them but it's simply not true. In TNG we know that Worf definitely experienced his fair share of prejudice for being Klingon and Data for being an android. For the Voyager cast B'Elanna faced prejudice as a child for being half Klingon and the Doctor for being a hologram. Nog is DS9's best example I think of this kind of character. Even Worf was suspicious of Nog when he joins the DS9 crew despite having been in Nog's very situation as the first of his species (which doesn't have a very good reputation either) to join Starfleet. When introduced to the Ferengi in TNG we are lead to think that they are lying, greedy, cunning little gremlins and that's not entirely wrong but it's not entirely right either. An individual person is more than their race and culture. When they first get to DS9 Nog is one of the closest people to Jake's age and who wants to hang out with him. They became fast friends and got into some trouble for pulling pranks, tho they were never really very harmful if we're being honest but it certainly doesn't put Nog in a very good light. It looks like Nog is a bad influence and Sisko is convinced he is. He tries to convince Jake to not be friends with him and even bans him from hanging out with Nog but it doesn't work because the two boys are committed to their friendship. Jake teaches Nog how to read and Nog gives him (terrible) advice on girls. They're friendship has some bumps from the cultural differences but they always make up and push through. Ben has to admit that he was wrong about Nog and about their friendship. Ben even sticks up for Rom in an episode simply because their sons are best friends. He's able to see the Ferengi in a different light. Sure he still doesn't like Quark very much but who does? Quark is important to the station tho so they have to deal with him. (I could go into Quark’s character too but this is about Nog rn.) Then eventually Nog decides to join Starfleet and since his species isn't part of the federation he has to get a letter of recommendation from a command level officer to be able to go to the academy and he asks Sisko to sponsor him. Sisko spends the episode testing Nog to see if he's trustworthy and serious about this. At the end he tells Nog he won't write the letter because he doesn't understand why Nog wants to join and he needs to understand before he writes that letter. Nog tells him he wants to join Starfleet because he knew he didn't have the "lobs" for business just like his father doesn't and he doesn't want to end up like him. His father is brilliant but he's stuck working for his brother in a bar. Nog doesn't want that life for himself and he knows that if he's goes into business like a "good Ferengi" then that's where he'll end up. But he has his father's hands and smarts for machinery as well as his uncle's tenacity. He wants to do something worthwhile with his life and in Starfleet he can. Plus he looks up to Sisko, you can't convince me he doesn't, and Sisko is in Starfleet so that's another reason he wants to join (but that’s just my opinion).That speech gets him his letter and sponsorship. He gets to live out his dream of doing something with his life. He gets to be the first Ferengi in Starfleet proving that not all Ferengi are obsessed with profit and greed. I am so proud of him for that.

In conclusion, Nog is my brave, sweet, precious son and an incredibly complex character 💛💛💛

#star trek #star trek deep space 9 #star trek ds9 #st ds9 #star trek fandom #star trek nog #nog star trek #analysis #character analysis #ferengi #complex characters #character development #my son my child #my boy <3 #silly little guy #rambles #ramblings #i love him so much #my son fr #star trek ramble

[dylan-rodrigues]

ep. 7

This has no right being so funny, I think the opening scene with Jung-woo and his chest pains have to be the funniest in this drama so far

Youngest sister kinda mean tho. If a dude was legally not allowed to find love, I'd feel bad for him, not scoff or laugh at the poor guy

This poor footman trapped in between two developing couples. Honestly, I’m shipping youngest daughter and police orabeoni the most rn, they’re so cute. 

Hwa Rok looking just like me after I pull an all nighter bc of an essay

I am sorry, Rowoon is so baby girl in this drama. Did he just drop off a lil love note? And that lil bow under the paper 😭😭 so cute aah

Young sis and officer oppa lobbing compliments at each other across the room & poor butler once more in between

Wait why did she burn his notes?? Meanwhile he's keeping hers in a box 😭😭this was brutal to watch

Oh no, what's happening to this kid... Ah, good for him, the kid's got survival instincts at least. 

Eldest sis getting involved in palace intrigue, she def not getting married now… and where is this plotline going? Hoping the Crown Prince and eldest sis only have a sibling type relationship...

Oh Soon-deok’s FIL does not like taking orders from his wife, or watching her give them

Kinda struggling to get thru this... Not sure if it's a pacing issue or just me. Like I feel like this drama has a lot of funny and cute moments but outside of that, there are so many lulls

I like how the king and the queen are in sync, he doesn't engage in recriminations, they just both try to get the job done. Power couple fr. What a foil to Soon-deok's inlaws.

Yeah bro, why are you as the king, so powerless? Joseon court politics are wild 

Dude is so in love, he's even cradling the chess piece (?) representing her with so much affection lmao.  I like how Jung-woo didn't even try to claim he's as fit as her orabeoni 💀💀

Wait what? Why is Jung-woo wearing her clothes? Am I missing something

Ah it was for a classic kdrama romantic water rescue

Unfortunately there are still 4 more weeks left of this drama, so I doubt she wants to marry you, buddy 😔

#the matchmakers #kdrama #rowoon #cho yihyun #cho yi hyun

[wewebaggit]

What exactly is piggyback?(/gen /strange)

So like this is a question and well whatever the hell I'm thinking about piggyback and just in general the logistics of S4 battles.

Rambly. Not even trying not to be.

So. So far when El has "fought" monsters it's been physically. She was in their presence. RU/UD.

For piggyback she is fighting vecna in a middle plane. Okay how?

She resuscitated Max also while not being physically present there.

She only made herself visible to Will before in S1 in the void. And afaik he is the only one who could actually interact with her in the void apart from the demogorgon. So maybe we can say anyone connected to the hivemind can break into the void and set up 2 way comms. Also Terry. But she could herself also void walk I'm supposing.

An outlier is Heather. Who says help me and is then taken under into a bottomless bathtub. (Probably showing her getting sucked by the mind flayer journey) But how did she see El? Or did she see her precisely cuz she was mid turning? Then why did El not see Billy around? Maybe he wasn't. Also El never sees the flesh monster in the void. Always face to not face.

In other cases it's El being a spectator. There was the one line about Mike "sensing" her in the void. But it is neither here nor there. He was holding a walkie. He did say Eleven before she said Mike but I'm still unsure of how much relevance that has. GENUINELY. Clueless.

Her and veccy have a mind fight which affects her physically while vecna himself is not affected physically until the Hawkins crew molotovs his ass and shoots him. He does FEEL pain in his mind lair through the hive mind but physically he's still doing aerial yoga until the crew double fries him.

Also seen in s2 that what happens to the hive mind can affect you in that in can make you feel pain but it does not PHYSICALLY harm you. Everyone burns you feel the burn but you don't actually burn. As they were trynna get the shadow particles out oh his body. They first try to boil him or whatever. But b4 that he felt pain when the military/police burned the vines n he fell on the field. Now towards the end. The vine burning started way before the shadow monster was out of Will and it seemed like it got out once the tunnels started burning. Which begs the question why was Will boiled at all? Or why did his paladin not give a fuck after making a whole show and dance about how if the hivemind dies will dies. Which again. Makes no sense. Cuz Will's still in there? So either you wait for the monster to detach itself fully before you start burning the tunnels or it does not matter and the monster would've left anyway. Did not save Will from any pain AT ALL.

Mike went in to save his bbygal El. Sorry but Will was not even on his mind. He wanted to be a hero. As he usually does and if he doesn't get to do that he gets pissy. But bro your soulmate or whatever could've died. Hoes before other hoes I guess.

Anyway. Back to the piggyback. Veccy started losing his hold on the hivemind after a multipronged multinational attack on the hivemind. And El too blasted him with the power of turu lob. But it was only when he was flambed and tandoored and flung like a rumali roti was he physically damaged. (Not destroyed tho cuz of his trace mineral rich diet in the UD)

So now another question. I've lost track. How tf did El restart Max's heart in the void? Max was not even present mentally. Deadest of dead. N then through the void here comes El giving her life because.... because.... erm .... hea.....

Also unrelated. Did max not lose her eyes cuz El blasted Veccy off before he could perform the world's worst lobotomy? Or? What's the difference? Since that's the last/2nd last in the sequence. Even her jaw is spared. So I guess yeah he was interrupted. He could take her life but not her jawline.

Sooooo. Any help is appreciated.

#not re-read #byler #stranger things #henry/vecna/001 #el hopper #will byers #wewe's soapbox #wewe's opinionions

[tobiasdrake]

We're making bad choices. :D

Wait, is that Chrono Trigger influence I smell? We've got the party that stays externalized and follows you around, and turn-based RPG battles that happen right there on the map rather than in their own psychedelic wonder-zone.

This world map layout was the last piece I needed to say this game definitely took inspiration from the greatest RPG ever made.

I wonder if they have a New Game+ with a ton of goofy bonus endings based on when you decide to suddenly quit the main story and go fight the final boss instead. :P

In any case, Operation "Do what we're expressly not supposed to do and then brag about it to our authority figure" is a go!

But first we're going to have a bite to eat. Honestly, I agree with Garl. Right before getting into the most trouble of our lives is the best time for a snack.

And that sandwich looks immaculate. I'm a little jealous.

Oh wow, we are troublemakers, aren't we? These sandwiches weren't just good; They were sacrilegiously delicious! ...sacrilecious!

Okay, enough tasty treats, time to make mistakes.

HAHA! I am the best Winter Solstice whatever! This is going to prove to be a terrible mistake in a moment but right now I am riding this high. Let's race inside at a reckless sprint!

There's just something invigorating about, after much effort and practice, finally managing to complete a task you were expressly told not to do in the first place. Like scaling an office building on government property.

Oh good, so we're already in deep trouble. I was worried we'd have to go and tell him that we should be in deep trouble.

Nah, screw that. I want to do a good old-fashioned dungeon delve. Maybe we'll find a Big Chest that has a weapon inside of it. We can give it to Garl since he has no opinions about what weapon he wants.

LET'S GO, TEAM!

GOOD JOB, TEAM! We made it to the very first room and now we're screwed.

It occurs to me only now that, as all of our weapons are presently hypothetical, this may have been a mistake. I don't think the rainbow slugs are going to be very impressed if we lob Garl's backpack at them and run away.

They don't take a monster census in the forbidden cavern, Garl.

OKAY BUT HOW THO

That passageway is a straight shot to the entrance. It's a pretty tight passage with nowhere you could have been hiding while we were tromping through. It is physically impossible for you to be cutting off our exit right now, and I expect - nay, demand - that you cease any and all un-causal existing, and vacate from the impossible reality in which you have now found yourself.

...

Any minute now. Any. Minute.

Is it preparing to vanish in a puff of logic because otherwise--

That thing has a sharp horn pointed directly at the small of my back. This is going to be bloody. Why did I turn around?

GARL NO

I am immensely grateful to you for shielding me from that attack with your body. That was a super heroic thing of you to do and I appreciate you so very, very much.

But why did you use your face to block the horn!? You have a backpack, my guy!

We are in deep trouble. If we run deeper into the cave, we will most certainly be gored to death by monsters. But if we stay here, we have to face Moraine and own up to what we did.

...

I'm weighing my options.

Oh wow. And we're right back to screw Moraine. Can we seal the cave up behind us and leave him in here?

I want to give Garl the biggest hug and be besties for life for what he did for me. T_T But instead the future says we stop hanging out and never see him again. This flashback is ripping my heart in half.

Why do I get a bad feeling about that?

Our training began not on the basis that we have promise and the school recognizes our talent, but rather on the basis that we can no longer be permitted to go unsupervised.

We're the class screw-ups.

Well, at least he shows a more gentle side when he's not interacting with us, directly or indirectly. So maybe he's not a jerk. Maybe he just doesn't like us specifically.

Garl lost an eye and his two best friends all in one night. What a terrible night. That sandwich we all shared together is the last happy memory before everything went south. The symbol of our sacrelicious bond.

I hope he's doing better now. He's had ten years to move on with his life. People heal and grow and change. I'm sure we'll see him again; The game wouldn't be bringing him up if we weren't going to. But I hope he's in a good place and not, like, the Darth Vader of the plot.

"Go to your room and think about what you did FOR TEN YEARS" is a bit harsh of a grounding, dude.

And there it is again. Let people make their own choices! Obviously what happened here today was a terrible mistake committed in the ignorance of youth but come on. He wants to be our bestie so bad he sacrificed his eye for me. He's my gosh darned hero. T_T

#sea of stars #drake plays sea of stars

[gamerbearmira]

Mario Au.

Shy guy Mariano playing with the baby toads and bombs

STOP. IM GONNA WRITE THIS ITS SO CUTE <3333

we need some fluff anyway, with all this angst lately, we’ll definitely need it 💀💀

—————

Mariano hid behind his mother as he sheepishly looked up to Madame Soul, who had just entered the room.

The Soul Queen herself had come to visit their territory; Mariano knew it was to discuss some grown up things, things that he was still in training for. He could see Isabela, Luisa and Dolores riding on her shell, all waving at the boy, who timidly waved back.

Everything seemed normal until Mariano heard some noises come from one of Señora Soul’s arm; and then he saw two small heads peek over. A toad and a bomb. They were new. Mariano didn’t recognize them. Were those the new babies that he had heard his mama talk about last time they had come over?

Alma seemed to notice Mariano’s curiosity and gently ushered him over. “Do you want to see them?” She said, smiling. The 8 year old boy was pushed forward by his mother. Alma didn’t seem phased as she bent down, lowering her right arm so the boy could see the new little ones.

They were cute. He liked them. The toad seemed older than the bomb. Little toad was around maybe 9? 10 months? And the little bomb girl was probably about 5 or 6 months. Both stared up at him, and he simply stared back.

“What…are their names?” Mariano asked pointing to them.

“Well, this one is Camilo,” Alma pointed to the toad. “And this little one is Mirabel.” She gestured to be bomb, making a point to hold them both with her hand. Both babies sat in her hand, still staring at Mariano. “Do you want to hold them?”

Mariano snapped his head up, looking at the old Queen. Could he do that? Was he allowed to? It would be a lie if he said he didn’t want to…

“Here,” Alma used her free hand to gently place Camilo in his one arm, and Mirabel in the other.

He excepted them to much heavier, but honestly, they really couldn’t have been more than 20 pounds together. Mariano and two smaller ones in his arms went back to their staring contest. It was like they were having a whole conversation with no words.

Mariano liked them. He liked Camilo, and he liked Mirabel. They were so cute, and they didn’t try to pull on his mask like the other kids did. These two were different. He cuddled them a bit closer, the smile under his mask growing a little wider. This was nice.

—————

I LOB THEM…I need more fluff/sweet but. It’s super late and I have school tomorrow so. More tomorrow. Sorry I didn’t do much art today, I had to take a bit of a break 😩😩 I’ll do more come tomorrow tho

K BUEEEEEEE

#encanto #encanto au #au #my asks are open #my asks #encanto mirabel #encanto isabela #encanto dolores #encanto luisa #encanto camilo #encanto alma #encanto ms guzman #encanto super mario au

[arcplaysgames]

Yosuke and Teddrick Hanamura, I am going to miss you idiots.

I have written an entire post on the tragedy of Yosuke. He is, like Chie, very much a work in progress. You can look at the arc of his character like a lobbed ball and guess his eventual trajectory and landing. I hope for Yosuke, it will be a soft one. I fear instead he will bust an ankle on impact and cry about it, but he'll be okay.

Also someone please wife this man before he winds up married to some woman in the most agonizing comphet marriage of all time. Yosuke is a homosexual and by god he needs a boyfriend.

Character Accuracy to Their Arcana: ZEEEEEERO. He's a High Priestess.

aaaaaaaand this is the second time i cried playing P4G, the first being Kanji's Max SLink scene. Oh my god the tears.

This fucking character should be nothing by irritation. On paper, on script, Teddie is annoying and too much to handle and overbearing (ha). But like, Sam Riegel is the fucking all-star winner of the entire cast imo for making Teddie work. I have been continuously baffled by how much I adore this mascot bear, but his story was so genuinely moving and affecting, he's my second favorite character in the game. The fucking PATHOS.

I am so happy that Teddie made himself into a real boy. If he didn't, Nanako wouldn't have made it. The world is richer for his self-decided presence in it.

Love you Teddie.

Character Accuracy to Their Arcana: 12 out of 10, it's immaculate from start to finish.

I have such mixed emotions on Naoto.

Going into this game, Naoto was the character I feared the most. There is a lot of right-minded anger about how Naoto is handled by the game. As I said before, I tempered my expectations dramatically for playing.

Naoto disappointed me but not because the Gender Thing. With the clarity of hindsight and some context from a trusted source, I get what they were going for with Naoto. But while they were always a fucking gem in the MSQ and group scenes, Naoto's SLink was one of the weakest in the game. I think that at some point, the writers (or someone who had say over the writing, lbr) got gunshy around what they created with Naoto, and as soon as he joins the party, it feels like all the interesting parts of his set-up are shelved.

Which I don't know which I would prefer honestly? A solid attempt at dealing with Naoto And Gender that winds up being a huge fuckup, or this defanged version of a character arc, where all Naoto's potential is visible in the MSQ but just goes poof in every other scene.

That said, her fashion is INCREDIBLE and she gave us multiple incredible moments in the story. Walking out on the beauty pageant and still winning? King shit.

Character Accuracy to Their Arcana: Difficult to say since so much of Naoto's arc feels completely aborted. 4 out of 10 for what was actually on the screen canonically.

I don't have much to say for Yumi! Except in her final scene she sasses Reverie for running away from being her boyfriend, which is funny. ALSO SHE SAYS SHE'S GOING TO GO INTO POLITICS AND I LITERALLY SAID THAT WHEN WE FIRST MET, THAT SHE'D BE GREAT IN POLITICS? Holy shit what a called shot, go me.

But Yumi unfortunately innately suffers from being a Sun arcana after the shocking good and profound P3P Sun Slink. It was an impossible act to follow. She's fun tho! I liked her!

Character Accuracy to Their Arcana: eh. 3 out of 10. sorry.

God what a roller coaster of a pair.

Dojima was frankly a piece of shit for a LOT of this game, albeit a well-meaning one. The moment he sent Reverie after a crying Nanako rather than going himself really truly stressed my dedication to completing his SLink, I wanted to bail so badly. But his portrayal in the game is deeply sympathetic. The game is highly aware he's a fucking mess and a shit father, and it gives him space to become better. Which I like better than a hopeless case. It was real touch and go there for a while though.

Nanako really was the glue that held the plot together, wasn't she. It was kind of heavy-handed. Like, I didn't know what was going to happen to Nanako, but I did call very early that something was going to happen to her, to propel the plot. As this game's Justice Child, she's much weaker than Ken honestly and as much as it pains me to say, she should have been Temperance. There is very little judgement passed by her, there is no great clarity from her. She's a child, and she's wronged and neglected, and those things get better, but there is no recourse.

(Which is okay with me as a rehabilitationist myself.)

Character Accuracy to Their Arcana: VERY LOW FOR BOTH TBH. 2 out of 10. Dojima and the Fox should have swapped, I am dead serious.

okay i would have fucked this up but a friend told me i needed to say no here or i'd miss the true ending. it'll have to wait until tomorrow, as it is midnight and I gotta SLEEP.

tomorrow, we finish P4G.

#p4 #persona liveblog

[cloudsandwichsoup]

my next upcoming fic project is very self indulgent reigen and teru found family that i’ve been writing notes for since november. i can’t guarantee when it’ll be finished or if it’ll even be finished at all (i have to work on kel became after all) but i just want to share some of my favorite notes from that i’ve written so far… mostly the ones i think are funny.

notes for Sometimes What’s Best is an Added Expense (a Child) to Your Bank Account:

- serirei wedding probably,, teru wants them to get married anyways

- serirei would get together before terumob cause they silly like that

- serirei fake wedding cause of an exorcism job and teru is super excited (plot twist the clients were lying and just wanted proof that they were going to a wedding as an excuse not to go to another event plot twist 2 the ghost shows up after the clients admit it cause they hate when people go through loveless fake weddings for monetary gain) serirei confesses to make it go away

- reigen paints his nails with teru once cause son insists,, mob notices and reigen suggests that he should ask teru to do his. reigen high fives wawa after. he really thinks he’s the best wingman

- dad moment

- teru is a bit wary of wawa at first but they warm up to each other

- mob thinks they’re dating for a bit and teru is completely oblivious miscommunication hahahahahahahaha

- the miscommunication stems from a time shige and teru are having a sleepover and teru admits that he loves him when he thinks mob is asleep. he wasn’t. mob thinks for that as a queue that they’re dating now.

- shou shows up through ritzus window

- shou also crashes at serizawas when bored (which eventually becomes crashing at the reigen household and hanging out with teru)

- terizzki hanazawa reigen <<<<— arataka calls his son this when he tried to flirt with mob teru nearly explodes

- Reigen’s parents would go to a pride parade for their grandson (they still suck tho)

- sickfic serirei chapter except serizawa burns the soup cause he can’t cook and teruki has to come help him. teru and wawa bonding time while they cook together

- serizawa gets a part time job and teru finds him there,, he gets annoyed when he finds out seri doesn’t get paid minimum wage by rei

- teru takes mob to marshals (cause he shops there)

- teru “head over heels for mob” hanazawa

- terus new haircut‼️‼️ i lob his haircut and reigen makes fun of it all the time.

- reigen likes to cook but is too lazy (canon) he starts cooking for teru

- Teruki Hanazawa Serizawa Reigen (he has quite the collection of last names)

- SERIREI PROPASES AT THE SAME TIME

- tenga and teru talk sometimes

- WINGMAN TSUBOMI

- “SO WHAT IF MY DAD HAS BOOBS!?” (referring to katsuya serizawa) “hanazawa…”

- REIGEN NEEDS TO BE HONEST WITH HIM‼️(seriwawa)

- shou and ritsu spying on terumobs not date

- That’s so balls -ritsu

- i’ll just pretend to be your parent! i’ve got the hair, see! -reigen

- reigen having anxiety about seri leaving him after graduation and starting somewhere new. seri is working like 10 jobs just to stay at spirits and such as long as he can. (you’ll have to carry me out in a body bag to leave this job) teru finds it funny that they’re both idiots (he’s also idiot)

- “<3” “how can you even say that out loud!?”

- tome teru shou reigen serizawa family fr fr

there’s so much more but i’m just gonna leave it like this for now

#mobpsycho100 #hanazawa teruki #reigen arataka #mp100 #mp100 fanfic #i’m stupid at writing #literally half of this is super disorganized #i think dad reigen is silly #most these are about the ships but like that’s where most of the silly comes from #the notes with reigen teru family are actually serious #they are so family pls believe me #they are so gay #i call serizawa wawa a lot and it’s funny #WHAT WE GOING ON IN MY BRAIN WHEN I WROTE SOME OF THESE #my grammar is atrocious #malquease

[mashedpotatosinacup]

What are your favorite batman forever scenes! And do not hesitate to ramble!!

(Gosh sorry this took so long to answer! This turned into kind of a recap near the beginning of the movie so skip if u want I won’t be heartbroken)

WHERE DO I START-

Well any scene with my man Eddie but I’ll go into detail.

The first scene has always been a favorite. I like the way they introduce the characters like how TwoFace is committing a huge crime the first time we see him. I think it just brings the character to life so much. We see the dark and edgy side of Batman so it can build up to him being a softie (even tho I still don’t like him he’s mean to Ed >:() we also see Chase for the first time and learn a little about her but not enough to ruin the story line.

The next scene is in my top 3. The one I made the gif set for. Edward is my FAVORITE character (if you couldn’t tell ;-;) and Jim Carrey was a 10/10 casting choice. He plays the character in a way that’s entertaining but insane and can have that cartoony feel while being live action that I love in movies. Every time I watch that scene I rant to myself about how the first movie with the grant. I just think it’s SO messed up because here is a clearly dedicated and hardworking employee that isn’t asking for money to just put his product on sale, NO! He wants money for testing so he knows how to make it safe! All the riddler stuff (even though I still love my riddle man) could have been avoided but NOPE! Although, I’ve rewritten most of this movie as a self insert, this scene was by far my favorite because you can capture so much emotion. Stickly can fuck right off tho. No redeeming qualities.

OKAAAYYY next scene. The one on the roof. I hate chase for this okay? Like she fell IN LOVE with the FRICKING BATMAN!! This scene- AND HE LIKES HER TOO!! Okay I see how it works on some scale, but from an outside perspective, she doesn’t know who Batman is and still asks all horny >:/ that’s all I’ll say abt this scene but bleehhhh

Next scene is THE BEST ONE and you can fight me on it. My boyyyy she’s so eevvviiilllll and thennnn kill sticckkllllyyyyyy :DDD but really thought this scene has SO MUCH EMOTION AND THE CGI IS BETTER THAN ALL 5 SEASONS OF GOTHAM! He’s Finally standing up for himself and he evil idk what to say this scene is just so mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I’m nOt a simp you are

NOoooOoOoOoo sad boy 😭😭 but secretly evil 😈 this was also a fun scene to rewrite. I also love how as the movie goes on you can see the riddle box things get fancier. Like the one in this scene was paper but the last one was gold.

Next scene, not much to say, it was good and we get to see a part of Edward’s apartment and then he drops another riddle so good for him :D

Skipping around a little bc I dislike the therapy scene the CIRCUS SCENE :] my man TwoFace committing more crime with Eddie being a grade A simp :DDD I’m sad for Robin but also it connects the gayest characters together to form an alliance so

Another skip to another favorite is when ✨The Riddler✨ goes to TwoFace’s lair and they act all gay and agree to go commit crimes and then they rob a store and rock a tiara and diamond earrings and- anyway ;-; in the screenplay they actually rob an opera house and the Riddler sings and I’m super disappointed that didnt make it into the final cut ;-;

The Gala scene is another favorite. I’m not there in writing but I can’t wait! There is so many perspectives in this scene and Eeedddddddddd so fancy I lob it sugar and spice are also beautiful in this.

Ima skip to one of the last scenes bc I’ve been ranting too much in this and it’s very long SO the last scene. The bedazzled spandex is just like- fabulous I love it. I cried when TwoFace died but all in all I love that scene. It has so much detail and I just mmmmmmmm gay gay homosexual gay

WOW that was alot. I’ll do more later bc this is too much ranting for one post ;-;

#casper screeches #batman forever #;-;

[puff-world]

I'm gonna rank every skylander and ripoff @jelloapocalypse

This will not be based in gameplay but design because fuck that noise any how les go

PART 1: MAGIC

Wrecking ball: [insert dead joke] -6

Voodood: dood you are like totally forgettable 3

Spyro: [insert joke about his face] 6

Double trouble: despite being forgettable, you survived -6

Pop fizz: he drinks mountain dew, truley a gamer 7

Ninjini: ok your fucking cool 8

Trap shadow: who 1

Star strike: yall remember those egg theives from spyro? 7

Hoot loop: CRAZY ASS -8

Dune bug: my apologies to trap shadow, who are you? -1

Enigma: you look like a wow boss 9

Deja vu: cute pigtails lazy name 5

Cobra cadabra: COBRA COBRAAA 7

Blastermind: kaos what are you doing here 4

Splat: dranie bob Ross 6

Pain-yatta: how are you magic dude: 7

Mysticat: eh 1

Buck shot: and eh 0

Over all score: 5

PART 2: UNDEAD

Hex: who's goth gf is this? 7

Ghost roaster: why did they scrap you? 7

Cynder: why are you here? 6

Chop chop: he has a bone to pick with you 7

Freight rider: you look like a common enemy 5

Eye brawl: ok ngl really fucking sick -9

Roller brawl: my bad this is the goth gf 5

Rattle snake: yall ever watch rango? 7

Night shift: I dont get it 7

Grim creeper: dopey but cute -6

Short cut: hesh gonna gecha! -7

Krypt king: chop chops top boyfriend 8

Funny bone: play dead! -6

Bat spin: bleh both literally and figuratively 4

Fiesta: drip 9

Wolf gang: London 8

Pit boss: this sssssucks 3

Chopscotch: your pun name is your saving grace or grave -1

Over all score: 8

PART 3: LIFE

Zook: [insert soldier tf2 quotes] -5

Stump smash: neat -7

Stealth elf: porn bait 6

Camo: you're not very camouflaged 4

Tree rex: man going hard 9

Shroom: mama mia -7

Zoo lou: uhm 3

Stink bomb: gross 5

Grilla drilla: isnt a drill counter active to the eco friendly drip 5

Bumble blast: [buck bumble theme] -7

Tuff luck: furry bait 4

High five: hesa pupper 7

Food fight: trigger happy rip off 5

Bushwhack: whack off! Wait? 3

DONKEY KONG: DONKEY KONG 9

Thrillipede: he gives a 1000% 8

Crash bandicoot: WOAH 9

Chompy mage: dr livesly walk 9

Boom bloom: coolio 7

Ambush: not expected 7

Over all score: -7

PART 4: FIRE

Sunburn: sqwaaaaa 6

Ignitor: kinda lit 7

Flame slinger: the writers were blind making him 4

Eruptor: I finna puke, in a good way 7

Hot head: kinda dopey but also really neat 6

Hot dog: stop drop and roll over: -5

Smolderdash: yall watch moana 8

Fryno: I'm kimda loving it -6

Fire kraken: he so dopey I love him -7

Blast zone: ignitors top boyfriend wait didnt I make this joke already 7

Wildfire: anduin if he liked fire 7

Trail blazer: my little arson 7

Torch: she hot literally 7

Ka boom: compensating much 7

Spitfire: lit but not in the good way 5

Bowser: look up @were-Ralph 9

Tae kwon crow: is this a fried chicken joke? 5

Flare wolf: furry bait 5

Ember: she was better in danny phantom 7

Over all: 7

PART 5: WATER

Zap: alotta spyro ripoffs 6

Wham shell: dont look at me with those big ol eyes 6

Slam bam: for being so chilled hes kinda hot 8

Gill grunt: this man goes hard 9

Thumpback: thumpback mountain 9

Chill: not really cool tho 7

Swash buckler: disney lawsuit 9

RIP tide: here comes the crimson chin -7

Punk shock: kinda cool kinda forgettable 5

Freeze blade: "I like your cut g" 7

Snap shot: yall play pokemon 7

Lob star: is mayonnaise an instrument 5

Flip wreck: [vulgar dolphin noises] 4

Echo: zap became a goth gf 6

Dive clops: scooby doo vibes 7

Tidepool: meh 5

King pen: 7

Grave clobber: excuse me what 0

Over all: 7

PART 6: EARTH

Terra fin: did he get fatter over time 8

Prism break: the pun was under utilized 8

Dino rang: picks up phone* "what's your favorite dinosaur" 7

Bash: awww rock pupper 8

Flash wing: theres the spyro rip off 5

Crusher: blag blag blah prism breaks top boyfriend 8

Slobber tooth: a pale imitation of bash 6

Scorp: sorry I'm a scorpio -6

Rubble rouser: uga uga -7

Doom stone: sorry but naw 4

Wallop: furry bait 5

Rocky roll: a lil guy 8

Head rush: I want her to kick my ass 9

Fist bump: hows it going bros its [insert n bomb] 4

Smash hit: yall watch ice age 3? 6

Tritip: pick up the phone a lil kid wants to talk dinosaurs 5

Golden queen: yasss queen 8

Barbella: once again hit me 8

Over all: 8

PART 7: AIR

Whirlwind: spyro ripoff again 4

Warnado: I like turtles 7

Sonic boom: good show 6

Lighting rod: move that cloud so I can see that lighting rod: 7

Swarm: buck bumble literally 8

Jetvac: kirby still better 7

Scratch: again 4

Pop thorn: oh hey it's that balloon I lost -7

Free range: I thought it was a piss joke

Boom jet: human??? 6

Thunder bolt: lighting rods less slutty brother

Gusto: oh my 6

Flip kong: MONKEY!!!! also Nintendo lawsuit

Storm blade: she so pretty 8

Wild storm: I dont get it 4

Bad juju: why are you here? 0

Air strike: bird shit every where -6

Over all: 6

PART 8: TECH

Trigger happy: he has a gun -8

Drobot: another one 4

Drill sergeant: show me your war face 7

Boomer: pfft 7

Sproket: kenzie from saints row 8

Bouncer: DR LIVESLY IS ALIVE AND HE IS AN IRON GINAT RIPOFF 10

Wind up: hit him so hell shut up -8

Spy rise: [sam Fisher voice] 8

Magna charge: yoooooooo 9

Countdown: soccer fans be like -6

Tread head: how do you drive that -5

Jawbreaker: he looks like an orc made him 9

Gear shift: robo waifu 7

Chopper: dinosaurs!!!! -7

High volt: he has a little blue line flag on his car 5

Robow: ok this goes hard 9

Dr neo cortex: jaundice 9

Dr krankcase: gangrene 9

Chain reaction: robo viking 10

Over all: 9

PART 9: LIGHT

Spotlight: must I say it 7

Knight light: palidins be like 6

Astroblaster: the only space themed skylander 8

Blaster tron: what's light about you? 0

Aurora: at this time of day in this part of the country 8

Over all: 7

PART 10: DARK

Knightmare: death knights be like 9

Black out: despite being a spyro clone hes really cool 9

Night fall: Lovecraftian ass 9

Starcast: slam bams emo cousin 7

Hoodsickle: you should be undead 0

Over all: 9

PART 11: KAOS & OTHERS

Kaos: DESTROY US ALL DESTROY US ALL DESTROY US ALL 10

Cyclops snail: theres a reason he was scrapped -10

Over all: 10

PART 12: RANKING TOP 10 AND WORST

10. Cyclops snail

9. Eye brawl

8. Head rush

7. Jaw breaker

6. Chompy mage

5. Fiesta

4. Black out

3. Kaos

2. Chain reaction

1. Bouncer

THE WORST: buckshot

PART 13: thoughts over all

So..after ranking every skylander, no I will not do enemies or trapped bosses, I can kinda get a method with them

Magic are based on religions and the arcane

Undead are often dead or malicious

Life are based on flora and fauna

Fire are based on fire, magma, and explosives

Water are based on ice and marine life

Earth are based on rocks and Crystal's with a few rough boys

Air is based on flight, avians or weather

Tech is based on machinery, metal and demolition and man made things

Light is based on holy and benevolent forces

Dark is based conversely on lovecraftian and malicious things

I originally intended on looking at all scrapped skylanders too but I realized there were too many so I only covered the one that was most well known scrapped skylanders

I also noticed some of the sensei's in imaginators were really independent of their element

And another thing was that some skylanders were dropped. In the original generation they had 4 skylanders and then replaced one for giants then again for swap force but the ones they keeped were given ultimate versions that sometimes looked wholly different and then in superchargers some where brought back again ang given new armor.

Anyway I hope you enjoyed this look into skylanders history thank you and have a nice day

#skylanders #list #ranking #funny #jello apocalypse #jelloapocalypse

[pigeonwithapen]

I need more elementary ofmd au!!!!!! Maybe some info about Jim (my fav lol) and their nana?

HELLO I’m so sorry this took so long, last week was nuts ;; but here’s what me and @laszlosharmonica have come up with so far for Jim! (Not much on their nana yet tho)

Jim lives with their parents and older brother, who’s in middle school! Since their nana lives nearby and teaches at the elementary school, they stay with her pretty often while their parents are working.

The adults in their life picked up on this kid’s anger issues pretty early, and have helped them find outlets to handle it safely, like trying all kinds of sports and crafts. The one that ends up sticking is baseball, and Jim is an amazing pitcher. Much later, Stede drags the crew to a renn faire in middle school, where Jim discovers knife throwing and fall in love with it.

2nd grade and the beginning of their game as the crew of the revenge is the beginning of Jim’s egg cracking. Their “pirate name” becomes the only one they respond to for the next few years, but they don’t find the words for it until a little later.

Stede calls them Jimothy once and immediately got a clementine lobbed at his head

When the Swede gets scurvy, (AKA he loses his first tooth) the kids go on a hunt snagging all of the orange gummies from everyone’s lunches. The next day Jim brings him an orange from one of the trees growing in their yard (bc while he’s not actually sick, he was pretty shaken by the whole “teeth don’t go back in” thing)

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd au #ofmd jim #I am currently in line for an international connecting flight that I had to run to #i’m dying squirtle #not art #ofmd elementary school au

[the-faxx-macheen]

Finished watching Without Warning for the first time. I never knew about it as it aired one year before my birth and so I was probably too little to have really understood anything being said about it while it would have been remotely popular (or at least in the public eye).

And my thoughts sum up as. The aliens kinda rude tho. You can't lob a rock at a guy as a hello, at least hit him with a "think fast" first - it should be anticipated you drop things that kill an 8 year old and almost a mountain full of people and literally demolish a dam that powers hundreds upon thousands of homes and then you disrupt our communications and fastest form of travel, that some chucklehead with a trigger finger and a hero complex isn't going to wait for his special science buddy to arrive and tell him what's happening - he has a planet to save! Not only that but you shoot one spaceship down and they decide to kill hundreds of innocent people? Which they potentially could have done already if it weren't for sheer dumb luck. And what happens when you stop that, why they get their panties further in a twist, they get real shmad about it, and decide to just pelt the Earth. See a couple years ago the kids would have called that butthurt. Smh,

They better thank their lucky stars they aren't in my timeline, October 1995? My newborn ass would be on the first rocket to go hit them with Mortal Kombat movies, so rude.

Moving on, I know it's an alien movie but they kept referencing the satellite probes that I couldn't help but think - I know how big those things (well not really I have a guess and I could probably Google it) tend to be, it'd be so much more kinda fucked on an emotional level if all the things falling to Earth weren't from aliens but were rather just our satellites having returned to after being out their for so long instead. Like they build it up to be aliens this whole time, but as the guy at the end says ,"[t]he fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves," tout to mankind will be its own undoing one day blah blah blah

#without warning #without warning 1994 #rip paul guy had the worst birthday ever #ALSO IT'S CONE NOT A PYRAMID

[pojjak]

Taylor Jenkins ily man you're a great coach but you gotta be a little more creative with your rotations:

Create at least one or two plays that can utilize zaire's height, santi's 3s and adams attacking the rim where he may as well be untouchable if he manages to

Ja's floater is extremely dangerous if he gets to his spot with better screens

Pls dont let dillion shoot i love this guy's dedication to 1 on 1 defense cause thats where he thrives. Pls just let him focus on that

Free fkcing danny for the love of god

FEED BC

Tyus and Des minutes together pls.

As much as i hate talks abt trading jitty cause he's bffs with adams he cant be used offensively so that's a dilemma for me. HOWEVER. He gets a steal and forces players to have turnovers so far from the games I've seen him play.

I do think they lack a bit of athleticism aside from Ja. Tho I see BC and KC matching Ja's energy often. I do want to see santi and zaire really use those height and armspan to full use. (Also hook shots anyone?)

If possible it would be nice for the defense to match ja's speed especially during transitions. If Ja's court vision is utilized he'll be able to pass to anyone so long that others can match that speed.

Ja x zaire lobs are always such a great thing to see. Esp if he can go a bit higher making it impossible to defend

Imagine of the team had ja's fcking vertical. That would be insane as hell.

As much as I want them to win a chip there's atill a lot to fix. I don't doubt their hunger, but i do question how their rotation for matchups are being made. And they're still young so there's a lot to cover.

Even with all the hate these guys are getting, seeing past their dances and trash talking they're just here to play and do their best to win.

Them road games is a pain to watch tho but it's always a change of mentality that could do a difference.

#memphis grizzlies #grizzlies #nba

[star--anon]

Oh my god!! Your fic just made my day lmao

I would've told you this earlier but I was too busy rereading it sorry asdfghjkl

AH HELLO IT'S ANON FREN AGAIN

Also thank you!!!! I would say "I worked really hard on it" but it was really easy to write, honestly, it was mostly getting myself to write that was hard, so there's that I suppose.

but you is much nice I don't have much, but I can offer you one giant rat

🐀

His name is Shed, and if you can get him sober, he's an excellent fighter. I dunno about friend. /ref

This is so off-topic

Yes. My fic. 'twas very long fic 'cause I got too many ideas and practically none of them are tkle ideas anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ But thamk! You is such a welcome sight

that rereading comment made my fooking day tho I lob you 🦞

#does any of this make sense idk I just woke up from a nap and can feel my own nonsense and rambling coursing through my veins #I shall tag this properly later

[kyunsies]

goodnight <3 !!!!

#🌙 #i hope everyone had a good saturday <3 #pls look at this dude like ................ hello ur hand in marriage ;_____; #i say this all the time but i truly don't know how mbb do it like how can u look at this bubbie in the face and just go on with ur life like #normal after this ???????? .......................... #i would most likely sob if i saw him #not even joking lskjfsldjf really tho ;______; lob him so much <//3