You know what
These guys now have hair
Wouldn’t that get annoying fast?
Wanna patrol at night in the wind? Suddenly there is hair in your face, unable to see anything. Swimming underwater? Hair gets stuck in the tiniest gap possible. A little too much in the sun, outside? BAM, your hair is suddenly fluffed up and looks like a birds nest! Wanna comb it? Impossible, for not only do they now need to use conditioner to tame it, it needs to be EXACTLY right or they shall suffer with tangles in the way, cursed for the coming 72 years. Not to mention that hair gets EVERYWHERE- so now every single surface in their home has some hair around, or fighting over who's hair it is that magically appeared on their food
This started as a fluffy of thought that now they get to experience the feeling of someone playing or carding their fingers through their hair cause I love that so much but now I'm cracking up imagening all the minor inconveniences they could face
Omg I literally love everything about this so much!! 😂
Also I felt that “combing fingers through each others hair” so much and had to draw a picture:
Thankfully they won’t be dealing with having hair for the rest of their lives 🤣
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bought a $25 beachwaver and now im beautiful and have carpal tunnel
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Trying pin curls, hopefully I don’t look like a mess tomorrow.
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AJ: AA is 50% Apollo trying too hard to sound cool in front of Klavier and 50% Klavier twirling his hair in reaction to it
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love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.
love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.
love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.
love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.
maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.
recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.
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