#I have no evidence for this

[serial-designation-dz]

I’m 90% sure that the n “your boobs are naked” memes were spawned from a discord chat conspiring to create the most “what the fuck” meme in existence.

#I have no evidence for this #but unless I get the actual context #I believe this #imagine making a theory for a meme #could not be me #murder drones #daze barks

[skyrim-forever]

New theory

TES VI still isn't out because they planned to finally do something with Peyrite and have a plague be a huge issue in the game. Then covid hit and the idea just didn't seem fun anymore😅

#tesblr #tes vi #I have no evidence for this #but wouldn't it have been funny #eve rambles

[psychiatricwarfare]

ive never seen a full episode of naruto in my life but i swear that sasuke guy is autistic, he just is i dont make the rules

#naruto #sasuke #naruto shippuden #i have no evidence for this #just whenever i see sasuke stuff online or hear ab him #he just strikes me as autistic #sasuke uchiha #bug talks #autism #autistic sasuke

[salmonseagull]

#wilderlore #I made another one :) #I wasn’t completely confident where to put runa #also cecily strikes me as being a bit superstitious in some way #so that’s why I put her there /lh #I have no evidence for this #it’s just a headcanon

[bellowsthebard]

Theory time: I think Ashton was in love with one(or more) of the nobodies. Like full head over heels love. Will and Orym love. Laudna and Imogen love. And they left him behind. They said he wasn't worth bringing back. It wasn't just about being alone when they came back, after all as others have pointed out Milo was there, it was about someone specific not being there. The person they trust most throwing them away. That was the loneliness they think the other don't know about.

#critical role #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #critrole spoilers #ashton greymoore #c3e49 #critical role theory #i have no evidence for this

[a-birdhouse-in-your-soul]

I sincerely hope that someone at the ISU got sick of Dave Lease putting them on blast every five minutes and purposely leaked a fake RD theme to him because a) I want him to shut up so bad and b) I do not feel like I can deal with a dance party theme literally at all

#figure skating #this would be the funniest possible outcome #or they see that the skating internet was on fire #and they backpedal hard #just for the record #i have no evidence for this #other than i just hate him

[sad-daddy-long-legs]

My hades 2 theory is that the initial gods from the hades 1 have also been captured alongside hades and that after each successful run, you free one of them and they give you a boon or trinket and begin to appear on subsequent runs. That way we have time to see the new gods on our early runs, but still get to revisit familiar faces as the game progresses.

#hades 2 #hades game #I have no evidence for this #i just think itd be neat

[captainadwen]

My current evidence-less frieren theory is that the elf on the throne looking evil is the demon king they defeated

#Frieren #i have no evidence for this #and im anime only for now pls dont spoil #its either that or frierens evil twin #maybe the evil version of frieren deep deep inside her

[unexpectedstormy]

Something about Rauru and the Zonai isn’t sitting well with me. It’s all too good to be true. Someone’s gotta have ulterior motives.

#I have no evidence for this #just a gut feeling #totk #tears of the kingdom #totk spoilers

[i-am-a-freg]

Should’ve gotten the velvet yarn to make scrunchies. Gals love scrunchies.

#I have no evidence for this #except memes #I think

[scribbles-ink]

ok so i have a theory on why the collector is called 'the collector'

it could be because they hunted the titans, and each time he killed one he would take the dead titan's power, and we know that titans are powerful so maybe they obsorbed the power each time they killed a titan, and so he got really powerful and thats where the name collector came from. because they. yknow. collected the power of titans

#just a thought #i have no evidence for this #the owl beast being a titan theory might support this one tho shrugs #idk head empty all braincells went into this theory #the owl house #the owl house theory #the collector

[masonlaend]

Chesed and Netzach speak spanish because I said so

#i have no evidence for this #argalia speaks german 100% you cant change my mind #be quiet I know im right #mmm Gerbi/Hod chinese speakers #im talking abb 2nd or 3rd languages btw #im conviced Chesed knows at least 3 languages and the other one is probably french 💀 #yesod probs picked up english due to convenience but I dont like it so gimmie more ideas #Hokma/Binah but in russian #Tiphy italian. why? who knows #maLKUTH SCANDANAVIAN AND NO I WILL NOT CHANGE THIS #Specifically Danish??? maybe icelandic #angela be google translate fr fr she knows em all #Roland also knows german #Ngl Roland. Argalia. and Angelica all give me the vibes like theyd know german #Roland english arc cuz he saw funny tweet and wanted to lwarn but now speaks in broken leet speak

[pariskim]

me opening tumbkr to say a character is transgender and then closing it again

#this is ajoke mostly. i enjoy having evidence

[cosmicspaceslug]

somewhere in the world are people who have stories about hooking up with members of Rockapella in the early 90s

#i have no evidence for this #but i believe it in my heart

[dkettchen]

cursed construction core hi vis bra that came to me in a dream

In the dream I saw it in the window display of a hardware/DIY/trade shop, implying it was meant to be a practical garment designed for actual female constructions workers in a Female Armour level missed-the-brief attempt at gender inclusion

The practical support from the visible underwire combined with the hi vis implying it’s not meant to be worn as an undergarment, I just-

I blame my binge-reading ND Stevenson’s gender comics talking abt masculinity and femininity incl the one abt Victoria’s Secret lingerie yesterday for this monstrosity x’D

#construction core #I am legitimately tempted to make this irl #just like as a commentary art piece on failed attempts at inclusion that completely missed the point #but alas I lack the booba these days to make it for myself so I'll need someone else to fit it to to enable my shenanigans #maybe someday #in the dream I met finnster in the next shop and was like dude you should go buy it for the meme lolll you could wear it on a stream #so uuuhhh- finn if you're reading this (I know you've seen my tumblr before we have video evidence) and you want this I'll make it for you #for manly man construction times #just let me know x'D #to the transmascs reading this: read the linked comics they're highly relatable #you can lose a whole morning to them #like me #have fun

[frownyalfred]

the thing about the bats is that they're never lacking pockets. belt compartment, suit pocket, random reinforced lining in a glove, you name it. they've got a million gadgets and items hidden away on their person at any given time. getting them through a metal detector is a nightmare. and it's not all weapons -- it's weird multi-purpose tools, fear toxin antidotes in little vials, different clips for the grapple lines, etc.

the average person looks at a batkid and thinks they have ten, maybe fifteen items on them max. supers with x-ray or magic see a whole car's worth of items carefully layered under the various armor pieces and belts. and somehow every single bat knows where every single item is at any time. just like their dad <3

#thoughts #batfamily #batfam #batkids #dc #dc comics #bruce wayne #batman #robins #bats and birds #i had that post about jason having severed fingers in his belt for evidence right #trying to remember