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aludraslytherin · 6 months

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*In the Afterlife*:

Lily : James look ! Severus is here ! He's gonna take Harry an-...

James : Hug your dead body.

Marlene : Leave the house, abandoning your crying one-year-old alone with your body.

Evan : After looking at him with disgust.

Dorcas : And purposefully kicking James's body.

Lily :

Lily : As soon as he enters the Afterlife I will break his nose.

Regulus : And kick him so hard that his ribs will be left in crumbs !

#marauders #afterlife #lily evans #lily potter #dorcas meadows #evan rosier #james potter #marlene mckinnon #Regulus Black #Jegulus #jily #regulus x lily #someone find a name for regulus and lily #Jegulily #snape slander #I hate Snape

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addsalwayssick · 5 months

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“you can’t not like snape but like regulus, evan, and barty”

actually i can do whatever the hell i want

#james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #sirius #jegulus #sirius x lupin #regulus and evan and barty #wolfstar #remus and regulus #sirius and regulus #i hate snape

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adharastarlight · 2 years

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Sirius, jumping onto a chair: ew! someone kill it!!!

Mcgonagall: Sirius you cannot do that every time Severus walks in.

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urthewolftomystar · 9 months

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James, to regulus: I hope your day rocks!

James, turning to severus: as for you, I hope your day sucks 😉

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just-random-selection-blog · 2 years

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No but seriously what is wrong with Snape in POA

1. He was against Lupin becoming a teacher at hogwarts

2. He gave a bunch of students assignment on How to identify and kill a werewolve in hopes that student finds out about lupin. (They weren't even suppose to study about werewolves yet)

3. Constantly tried to make Harry's life miserable

4. Was unhappy that the potion Neville made for his toad worked and took points from Hermione for helping him

5. Found ways to get Lupin fired

6. Kept talking about James being a bad guy as if he also didnt go aorund school hexing people as he was so into dark arts

7. MADE UP LIES ABOUT SIRIUS BLACK AND SAID THAT HARRY AND HERMIONE WAS CHARMED TO HELP SIRIUS

8. Kept persisting to dumbledoor to quickly kill Black

9. Wanted Sirius dead not because he thought Sirius was a murderer but because of a prank that happen 12+years ago in their teenage life

10. Didnt go to the Shack to help Harry but wanted to find black and give him to the dementors

11. LIED ABOUT SAVING HARRY HERMIONE AND RON WHEN LUPIN ATTACKED. DUDE WAS LITERALLY UNCONSCIOUS THE ENTIRE TIME. BOY DIDNT DO SHIT BUT TAKE CREDIT WHEN FUDGE SAID HE WAS GRATEFUL THAT SNAPE WAS THERE TO PROTECT THEM

12. tried to fail Harry in his exams

How do people still like him.

#snape is the worst #snape lovers need to wake up #book snape is worst than the movies #what is wrong with snape #severus snape #snape hate #anti snape #i hate snape

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mistyyweather · 10 months

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The only reason I still comment Stan Bambi on snape edits is because of the replies I get from snape stans, it’s so funny. I highly suggest doing it

#snivellus #I hate snivellus #stan bambi #i love james #James was not a bully #snape deserved it #I hate snape #marauders #Bambi supremacy #I hate Severus

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sunshinebarbie95 · 2 years

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I feel like if Lily and Snape were a couple it would be very toxic,unhealthy and just a dumpster fire of a relationship in general. He would be very controlling,possessive and doesn’t care about her happiness and he strikes me as one of those guys that would physically abuse her after getting mad then 5 seconds later he would be all loving and apologetic and I’m sorry but that’s just a no from me

#harry potter #team jilly #james potter #james is so much better than snape #anti severus snape #i hate snape

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exy-pipe-dream · 9 months

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if he’s got a million haters, i’m #1.

if he’s got one hater, it’s me.

if he’s got no haters, i’m dead.

#i am many things but a snape apologist is never one #i hate this man #snivellus #i hate snape #fuck snape #harry potter #was informed i shouldn’t intentionally cause drama like i wanted to

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caukymnauky · 1 year

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ok soo i have two versions of james potter and i just want to share them.

the first one is how james is in just lovers (or any other zars fic) and the second is just james being rich, smart, egoistic fucker. he cares so much about his friends, but not in that mom friend way. hes also mean and he loves when people love him and put their attention only on him. part of the reason why is because he had created image of himself and doesn’t realize that hes changed and once he realizes it he refuses to accept it. he doesn’t want to have problems because he doesn’t want to deal with them. hes a bit toxic and hes perfect with regulus. also he knows so many random facts and nobody knows where he learns them. hes also verz unhinged.

its kinda hard to explain but i hope it make sense

#james potter #jegulus #marauders #stan james potter #i hate snape #the marauders #james potter headcanon #james potter hc #i kin james potter (the just lovers version tho)

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mrkeatingsblazer · 1 year

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I’ve found myself in snape hell. Why is the stan james potter hashtag in ruins rn😭😭😭

#stan james potter #marauders #Harry potter #james potter #Remus lupin #Sirius black #lily evans #mary macdonald #marlene mckinnon #dorcas meadowes #regulus black #barty crouch junior #evan rosier #I hate snape #I hate snape stans

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aludraslytherin · 4 months

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Why the fuck, when the Fidelius Charm was cast, did they not think to make a goddamn unbreakable vow !? Like, it's so obious ???

And Sirius ? They can literally take a memory into a pensine something and watch it, they have legilimency for crying out loud !! They have veritaserum ! So whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ??? It's so stupid!

And Dumbledore ! oh this sorry excuse of a human being !

He knew that Peter was the secret keeper ! So WHY IN THE EVERLY MOTHERLY FLIBBIDY FUCK didn't he said so ???

It makes me so fucking crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

And everyone that is like 'ThE BoY WhO LiVeD' 'hE DefEtEd tHe DaRk lOrD' erh, NO ?! It was thanks to LILY ?? He was just an INFANT who had the chance to be under a protecting spell created by LILY when she SACRIFIED HERSELF for her son ? Why is everybody forgeting about her ??

Oh, and don't start me about Snape !

'hE wAs BulLiEd bY JaMeS, HiS WoRsE MeMoRy iS HiM BeinG BuLliEd' Yeah, because he called Lily a slur

'hE WaS jUsT MiSuNdErStoOd' No, he was a death eater, fully believing in Voldy's BS,he only changed side because the girl he was obsessed with was in danger... Because of HIM ! People tend to forget that he was the one searching and giving the prophecy to the dArK LoRd, resulting in Lily's death.

And, 'JaMeS WaS jUsT A BulLy' We only sees him throught Snape's pov, aka, when he got 'bullies'c after he called Lily a mudblood.

And if James is a bully, doesn't that mean the Snape is one too ? No because :

-He made fun of Hermione for her teeth

-He bullies his students

-he exposed Remus when he had no reason for, since he is the one brewing the wolfsbane potion

-he hates and bullies the son of 'the love of his life' because Harry had the infortune of looking like his father, that Snape resents

-favoritism

-he was a death eater

-he is a racist

-he is a blood supremacis

-he is Neville worst fear, the boy who literally had his parents torturedby Bellatrix. Shouldn't she be his boggart ?? But noooo, it's our 'wonderful and misunderstood' Snape

-when he hugged Lily's body, while her son was crying his eyes out, being hurt, seeing his mother die, having blood on his forehead, and then leaving the house without even comforting or taking Harry to Saint-Mungos !!

-blamed James for bullying him, when he created Sectum Sempra, and was into dark magic !

-trying to make Harry expelled

#ted talk #im so mad about those plothole lol #marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #sirius black #ao3 #marauders era #wolfstar #dumbledore slander #i hate dumbledore #snape slander #i hate snape #snape was not a poor and misunderstood boy #he was a bicth and a biggot #awful man

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addsalwayssick · 6 months

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my biggest insult is telling people they remind me of severus snape

#snape sucks #stan bambi #snape hate #i hate snape #if you don’t that’s why you’re crazy #one of the only opinions i won’t respect

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adharastarlight · 1 year

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THERES A SNAPEDXREMUS SHIP!!?!??! EW EW E W GET THIS AWAY FROM ME. EW. WTF. NO EW.

I was so much happier before I knew this existed

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iknowitwontwork · 2 years

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I'll never forgive Harry for naming his child 'Albus Severus Potter'. NEVER.

#i hate dumbledore #i hate snape #so naturally i hate the name albus severus potter

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jaybirdstab · 2 years

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Ya’ll are freaky. I searched up the Professor Remus Lupin tag and all I found was Professor Lupin x reader smut. I just wanted the funny stuff of Remus and Snape being passively aggressively mean to each other 😭😭😭

#remus lupin #severus snape #don’t take this the wrong way #i hate snape #he sucks #i just think it’s funny that remus and snape were enemies in school #and now they’re co-workers

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pissfarmsblog · 2 years

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“james in heaven when he saw what harry named his second child-“ womp womp

#harry never even met the man #harry james potter defender first human second #harry does what harry does #and that’s final #do i hate the name yeah #but i can assure you idgaf abt what james thinks #he’s dead for christs sake #harry james potter #i love james i’m so sorry #he can take it i promise #james potter #i hate snape #don’t worry

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