#I can’t fucking stop

[nerdynikki94]

Hey fellas(gn), do you ever just start writing a fic with the intent of implied heavy amounts of sex, and then suddenly wake up in a daze several days later, having churned out the filthiest, most depraved gay smut you've ever written?

No? Just me?

Seriously. I need an exorcism to expel the demon, the ghoul and the goblin out of this rancid shell.

#ao3 author #macdennis #macdennis owns by bitch ass #I can’t fucking stop #send help

[desperatecheesecubes]

This man is so delighted to see misfortune fall upon his enemies

#mine #dungeon meshi #I can’t believe y’all got this to 1K #oh good lord now it’s at 1.5K #holy fuck we’re at 2K #I ain’t got nothing for 2.5k #3K my bewildered #I need a tag for 3.5k now?! #I gotta come up with something for 4K now? #stop this we’re at 4.5k now

[stuckinapril]

It’s already almost mid-January??? What’s next???? February???? March????

#the time is going so fucking fast STOP IT 😭😭 #compounded w the fact that I have a huge test coming up like I can’t #text

[yantao-enthusiast]

genderfluid icon

#“cal shut up you’re exaggerating” #no i’m not. fuck you. #i get to have lgbtq opinions on mario characters #and you can’t stop me!!!! #genderfluid #kamek #kamek koopa #super mario bros #mario #mario and luigi #mario and luigi dream team #actually why am i defending myself. this is the website that made bowuigi. lmao

[apollos-boyfriend]

my favorite part about the dsmp as it currently stands is that since the creators are done they’re over it you can just say whatever the fuck you want. there’s no possible future canon to dispute it. there’s no creator who’s going to step out of the woodworks because they’re not touching that again with a 30 foot pole. i can say the most insane bullshit never be proven wrong and i think that’s beautiful

#icarus speaks #this is about the things i have done to cpurpled. as always #what’s purpled gonna do? hm? you gonna tell me she DOESNT use however many fucking pronouns i’ve slapped on her? #hm? gonna tell me he isn’t the server’s top brony? #he couldn’t stop me when the server WAS running and by god he can’t fucking stop me now

[uhhh-ghouls007]

2day I learned drawing Luigi is very easy & drawing Bowser is very difficult. Anyway they are in love and dating actually

#I can’t stop thinking about them and it’s you guys’d faults #gay people!! #rip the image quality bc I drew Luigi with freckles but u can hardly see em #Charlie day and his gay little characters #Jack black and his sexy aura #i fucked with the colors a lot lol #bowluigi #bowuigi #bowser #luigi #super mario movie #my art #drawing

[airplanetunez]

The terror is a good show because it’s a fascinating story and critique of colonialism with amazing acting, writing and attention to historical detail, but there’s also a scene where a guy covers himself in forks before he gets eaten by a magical polar bear in order to wound said bear, which actually works

#the terror #thomas blanky #tuunbaq #I can’t stop thinking about the fucking forks it’s so funny

[brookheimer]

shiv was not being altruistic nor intellectually self-interested when she voted against kendall. that was pure raw visceral desperation to maintain some semblance of dignity that she felt kendall being ceo would shred her of. sometimes people do not act in other people’s best interests or their own best interests. sometimes people do the wrong thing for the wrong reasons just because it feels like the right, the only, thing to do. shiv could not let kendall be ceo. she just couldn’t. not because she wanted to sacrifice herself to “stop the cycle,” not because she made a calculation and decided tom was her best interest — because the thought of kendall being ceo and acting like That the rest of their lives when shiv earned that job, she fucking earned it, that was too much to fucking bear. watching him sit in dad’s chair, conduct that vote, grin with entitlement and cockiness and certainty — seeing that elicited a visceral painful all-consuming sensation not dissimilar to overwhelming nausea that, summed up in two words, would simply be: fuck. no. she couldn’t live with that. she just couldn’t. it’s not kind. it’s not smart. it’s just human. painfully, destructively human. because sometimes, that’s all there is to it. not just for shiv, but for everyone. god knows roman and kendall have had those same feelings, made those same self-destructing yet necessary-feeling decisions throughout the show. why does it have to be different for shiv? why can’t she be painfully destructively human, prone to impulsive ill-conceived viscerally felt actions, like everyone else? why are we incapable of allotting her the same nuance and humanity (the good and the bad), the same trauma-informed self-destructive life-ruining hamartias, as we do her brothers? why can’t we fit a whole woman in our heads?

#very surprised to see so many ‘shiv stopped the cycle on purpose blah blah blah’ takes like that didn’t even cross my mind as a motivation #of hers #it wasn’t calculated — i mean kendall winning would be to her benefit in terms of power and respect. that would be best for her #it wasn’t just jealousy or anything either; it wasn’t a coherent thought or plan #it was just I Can’t Fucking Do This #i can’t sit there while he smiles like that when he sits in dad’s chair and hisses that’s fucking right under his breath when someone votes #his way. not when that job was fucking MINE. it was MINE. i can’t- i can’t fucking do it #it’s about preservation of emotional dignity #it’s about self-respect #it’s ironic though because there are few things more undignified and less respected than being a quiet betrayed trophy wife to a weak ceo #husband who earned his position even less than kendall #but she’s not thinking clearly. she’s not Thinking. she just acted because there was this visceral need to act #succession #succession spoilers #shiv roy #100 #500 #casey shut the fuck up about shiv roy #1000

[yourlocalabomination]

I am not immune to funny crackships.

+ Bonus

#*falsettos your chasitys* #this started out as a ‘aha yea they fucked once in highschool’ joke for me how did I end up here #it went from ‘Teddy: yea man it doesn’t count if your socks are on’ to queer teen situationship in the 90s angst with religious overtones #I would like to blame everyone who has made holybastard fanart/fanfics for converting me #I don’t see them as a long term relationship but more on an active affair between two old high school ‘friends’ #I drew these while listening to The Last Dinner Party ans now I can’t stop thinking about holy bastard to some of their songs #‘picture me in bed- under your crucifix- under your long black hair- I’ll see you on Sunday’ are actual lyrics how can I not- #I just impor you to listen (there only 5 songs as of now) and do the same- ESPECIALLY SINNER ITS SUCH A MARK CODED SONG #who would have figured the queer ex religious person would be a sucker for queer relationships with religious themes #grace chasity #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #mark chasity #holy bastard #starkid #team starkid #starkid productions #starkid fanart #starkid animation #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die fanart #npmd fanart #npmd starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #fanart #my art #my animation

[portraitdelajeunefilleenfeu]

@metaldamage ! #Avatrice #WarriorNun #SaveWarriorNun

#avatrice #warrior nun #oh my god #this is a fucking masterpiece #i can’t stop staring #i can’t stop thinking about moments this could have happened if they had just gotten the nerve #ava pulling on bea’s shirt collars.. END MY LIFE #i would kill to see alba do this in a scene w kty in s3 #warrior nun fan art #metaldamage #1k #2k #3k #4k #1013

[adriancatrin]

katara sees her brother and bff approaching something that can make them happy and says no interruptions

based on this photo from the live action cast

#my art #i learned SO MUCH about digital coloring while working on this. i can’t wait to try to put it to practice from the start and on purpose #instead of stumbling upon leagues of info when i was already 95% done lol #anyways #zukka #idc about tagging rn tbh i’m tired #fuck backgrounds dude #hate that shit #i need to do lighting studies fr tho #i can’t do interesting light i just. don’t have the knowledge #makes me sad cuz lighting really makes or breaks pieces it seems #also lol i started this then stopped for like two hours and just sketched katara a fuck ton #what i landed on here isn’t my favorite but i liked the soft + gently amused emotion she’s showing #ok whatever i’m done rambling #post

[desperatecheesecubes]

It would be so funny if, instead of recording a heartfelt message, Jason just called Bruce a bitch one last time

#jason todd #Batman eternal 52 #mine #I can’t believe y’all got this to 1K #oh good lord now it’s at 1.5k #holy fuck we’re at 2k #I ain’t got nothing for 2.5K #3k my bewildered #I need a tag for 3.5K now?! #I gotta come up with something for 4K now? #stop this we’re at 4.5k now #5k means this post is breaching containment #5.5k and this post is officially the peoples #6K is beyond me actually #6.5k? jesus #7K is a cool number actually #holy shitsnacks 7.5k #y’all really like Jason huh? #8K means y’all need to calm down #8.5K and I am running out of snarky comments #9K huh?? #9.5K are you serious #no but for real when did that happen lmaoo

[mr-president]

funniest funger 2 characters 11/10 game i haven’t thought abt anything else

#fear and hunger #fear and hunger termina #o’saa #nas’hrah #kida tanaka #marcoh #o’saa’s my favorite character but i can’t wait to see playable/recruitable tanaka #if there’s ever a mechanic to pick up one of the characters (like olivia if she doesn’t have her wheelchair) then tanaka should have too #so he can STOP FUCKING DYING HOW DO YOU NOT KILL HIM #marcoh the boxer #o’saa the yellow mage #tanaka the salaryman #my art

[iamasaddie]

sorry, tess, but that was a good fuckin episode. i’d even say meaty. thick.

#i can’t stop looking at the way his shirt hugs his belly #i’m going to fucking collapse #AND THAT DUMP ASS TRUCK?!?!

[moldypumpkins]

Ok, finally MY HEADCANONS…I love these dudes

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Here’s the text since it’s a bit hard to read!

TOKI: 25-28 yrs old (doesnt remember exact age), 6'

Dissociates often+Cptsd

Scars all over body from childhood +magnus+being insane

Really likes miniatures

MURDERFACE: 34 yrs old, 5'10"

Septum piercing, acne/self harm/accident scars

Prince albert piercing (you know its true ok)

SKWISGAAR: 36 yrs, 6'5"

Very specific skincare/hair routine

Faint needle scars

Lingerie enjoyer

PICKLES: 42 yrs, 5'7"

Old queen + freckles

Cig burn scars, belly button piercing

Probably has a tramp stamp?

NATHAN:

36 yrs, 6'2"

Naturally has brown eyes, wears colored contacts for fun

Maybe a lip piercing?

Industrial +stretched ears

Pierced nips

Misc scars from fights +growing up

#metalocalypse #fanart #toki wartooth #william murderface #skwisgaar skwigelf #pickles the drummer #nathan explosion #mtl #digital art #I can’t stop drawing Them I had to draw up my ideas for them sgsjshshhs #I still may fuck around and add more piercings or e #or whatever * #but I’m satisfied enough for now lol #pls click on them I FEAR the quality drop that’s bound to happen here

[doriandrifting]

Will: Really, Jonathan—another weed break? Is that really a good idea, right now? This is serious. My gay romance arc is on the line.

#help I’ve made so many of these 😭 #I can’t stop #StrangerFansforWGA #writers strike #byler #stranger things #fuck netflix