#I am dirt

[thewizardarson]

tw: literal D I R T

i just know simon's literally the messiest pussy eater.

i can perfectly imagine him coming home after a long mission, ridden with stress and some remnants of aggression, the adrenaline making his heart go a mile a minute and as soon as he catches a glimpse of you, all the pent up lust he'd been feeling for you, every time he fucked into his fist in his solitary moments, thinking about your glistening cunt satiating his cock, is quite literally collapsing on him. all you notice is the way your ass meets the countertop with a thud and simon's hands forcing your thighs open, his masked head hovering over your heat at the same moment. he'd be so eager, impatient, even, to feast on your juices that he wouldn't even bother to take off the mask, his fingers barely hooking under the rim of the fabric to free that greedy mouth of his, a rumbly groan getting muffled between your slick folds as the taste hits his tongue, driving it deeper inside you. and he certainly wouldn't stop. he'd be so, so selfish. that wouldn't be about making you orgasm. that would be solely for his pleasure, to quench his thirst that only your sloppy cunt can satisfy. simon's sturdy arms locked over your thighs, face buried in your pussy, not letting you squirm away, even though your juices are overspilling, dripping down to your ass and dampening your inner thighs as he smears it all over, the friction from the fabric of his mask rubbing against your core tearing pathetic whimpers and moans from your throat. unlikely of him, he'd be so messy with it, suckling on your clit in one moment and savoring your folds in the next, his hips rutting forward in the air as his ears register the lewd sounds the contact of his mouth and your wetness makes. he so wishes his mouth and tongue could be everywhere, all at once. if you're good and still for him, letting his mouth feast on your overstimulated pussy, he'd be generous enough let go of your thighs. only to grope you silly. because his mouth can't be everywhere, but his large hands can. those long fingers, broad palms, veins running through the back of his hand, plastered over your tits, the hardness of your nipples making him lap at you rougher, and his fingers cupping the soft flesh of your ass, leaving red marks of possession.

he'd absolutely abuse your pussy with his mouth until you're embarrassingly wet and your clit is puffy and oversensitive, to the point you instinctively flinch at his tongue making contact with it and beg for him to stop.

he certainly would. you're his everything, after all. the moment the plea leaves your mouth, the distinctive sound of his belt unbuckling would hit your ears, and soon, his mouth is replaced with his cock, milky precum getting pushed inside you alongside your own juices as simon dives in. you look up to him, half-lidded and delirious, to behold the sight of his balaclava drenched with the obscene mixture of his saliva and the wetness he forcibly tongue-fucked out of your poor cunt. and with a smirk, he finally frees himself of his ruined mask, only to stuff your whimpering mouth full with it.

#arsonifications #sorry i just love pure dirt #i AM dirt #simon riley #simon ghost riley #simon riley smut #ghost smut #call of duty headcanons #ghost mw2 #simon riley mw2

[ariyucake]

- - - > GENSHIN SAGAU AU WITH AN OC OF MINE BECAUSE I'M BORED

┊As you walked your way to a forest of who - knows - where, you spotted a tree with Sunsettia fruits, it had been days since people had been harassing and assaulting you non - stop . You also hadn't eaten or even took a shower and changed into clean clothes . In fact, you looked like literal dirt . Some NPC's even call you names / insult you for looking and smelling so awful . Their words were all stuck in your head, every time when you lay on the soft grass of where you don't know anymore, you've completely forgotten where is where and which is which because of the amount of times you've been harassed and assaulted .

┊While picking some of the Sunsettia fruits in a fast pace, a half eaten Sunsettia fell to the ground, almost hitting your head . You looked up to see a girl whom seemed to be a teenager or adult . She was lazily sleeping in the tree, the leaves covered her body like how a blanket would - - - some insects that were in the tree, went along their way away from you and the girl, you've noticed that the girl had a similar hair colour and hair style, could it be . . . the Fatui Spy that Hoyoverse recently introduced in their new video ? You've heard of leaks of this girl, in one of them, it revealed that she was a 10 year old, which kinda would be impossible since your average 10 year old would be in school, and being with their friends .

┊You snapped out of your thoughts when the girl had awoken from her nap, she peered down at you, seconds later - - - her eyes were wide open upon seeing you, her mouth opened wide as both of her hands covered her mouth . She looked shocked to see you, oh no . . . perhaps that . . . maybe she was one of the people in the Imposter hunt . . . ? You stepped away from her, slowly but surely as some of the Sunsettia fruits fell from your arms .

┊" W - Wait ! " She stuttered as she used her sword to help her balance up on the tree branch and jumped down to the ground, earning a loud thud sound in the process of doing so . You fell to the ground when she did that, she helped you up as you looked at her, confused on how this unreleased character was already in the game .

┊" Are you . . . are you the creator ? " She asked, oh so bluntly as the girl took out a dagger, you internally screamed at yourself in the inside as your face twisted into a terrified expression . " Don't worry, I'm just gonna test to see if you have this golden blood that they say you have, it won't hurt I promise ! " Yeah right, it pained you when she made a cut on your finger, holy shit, that dagger of hers was so sharp . Golden blood trickled down your finger, to the ground and the girl looked at you in awe as her eyes sparkled . " Oemji ! You are the creator ! Wowie ! " She kept talking on how longed she wanted to meet you, you sweat dropped as she introduced herself . " My name is Marielle Sinchilee ! I work for the Fatui as a Spy, I hope one day that I can become a Fatui Harbinger just like Scaramoochie . " You wanted to burst out laughing at Scaramouche's nickname, but then you choked on your forced to keep in laughter . Marielle asked you if you were okay and you replied with : " Y - Yeah . . . I'm fine . " Marielle then decided to help patch you up, you were awfully dirty and smelly, but she couldn't care less since all she wanted to do was help you up . She randomly spawned some bandages using her ' magic tricks ' and patched you up . You were randomly looking at random places to avoid her gaze on your wounds, bruises, and scars while she patched you up . Once she was done, you both stood up . You saw that she had a Cryo vision on her chest, with white straps helping the vision to stay on her chest . " Uhm, how old are you ? " You asked out of the blue, she looked at you and then looked at the ground with a sigh . " Most people think I'm lying, but I'm actually Eleven . " She put her hand on her forehead and mentally sighed as you sweat dropped . " I - I won't judge you for being eleven ! In fact, it's quite impressive on how you were able to join the Fatui at such a . . . young age . " You say, trying to mentally please her, while she looks at you with a blank face . " Actually . . . the Cryo archon was the reason why I'm even here . " You choked on your words that were meant to comfort her, so basically - - - the Cryo archon, which is the Tsaritsa herself, helped this girl who was in front of you ? ? ? You immediately thought that Mari would have an angsty backstory, and gosh were you right .

┊The sun was already setting and it was gonna get dark soon, Marielle panicked on the inside while she tried to teleport you and her to the place where Childe was currently at . She spawned her book of magic tricks and rushed her way to find the page on how to teleport two or more people - - - she was distressed since she couldn't find the page, but then after a whole entire 8 minutes which felt like hours, she finally found it . She mentally sighed and then looked at you . She told you that she was gonna teleport you to Childe and you nodded . She said a few things that sounded gibberish - like, but then you realized that it kind of sounded like the Hilichurlian language .

┊" Goodbye creator ! Call out this code ; fiddle whenever you need help, I can help you any time ! " And with that, you blinked and was right behind Childe himself, you shoved the letter written from Mari and he awkwardly read it as you stood still there . After reading the letter, he gasped and looked at you . He and you both went to stay at a certain place for the night and whilst you two were talking, you told him about how some people and vision holders would assault and harass you for no absolute reason and also calling you an ' impostor ' he had the most upset + angered expression ever after you finished your little talk, he promised you that the Tsaritsa will be informed of this, and you sweat dropped as he did so .

┊I wanna mentally sigh to myself as this is my first time writing about an oc of mine , , , in Genshin . o(- -;*)ゞ

#Genshin SAGAU #Genshin SAGAU with OC #Genshin Impact #Genshin Impact SAGAU #Genshin Impact AU #OC #Genshin Impact Childe #Genshin Impact Tartaglia #Genshin Impact OC #I am dirt #✏ Help give Yora her pills back ! ! #✏ Yora writes !

[yudol-skorbi]

i am at the point where if i dont finish now i'll newer finish so yeah the rest of the gaaaaaang

#critical role #the mighty nein #fanart #caleb widogast #mollymauk tealeaf #fjord stone #caduceus clay #the male passing fellas #this was harder then i fuckin thought #i hope someone will make taliesin personally apologize to every animator who will work on molly #caleb my love i adore your palette you look like dirt and smell of cat piss💜 #i FINALLY FUUUCKIN FIGURED OUT FJORD O YEA #i was struggling with him for ages #mr duce zero complains absolute ideal of a character #tho i am still not entirely pleased with colors #but fuck it #if i keep going like this i'll just never post anything ever

[sentientsky]

why do they do this. every time !!!!

#was watching the idiots lantern and LO AND BEHOLD DAVID TENNANT LICKS SOMETHING #i watched jodie whittaker eat dirt the other day and instantly fell truly deeply madly in love. thirteen i would devote my life to u #they're so silly i love themb #anyway this was originally a meme for alex but u guys can have it too ig. it's 2 am so i'm going to BED. good NIGHT!!!! #doctor who #shitpost #david tennant #jodie whittaker #tenth doctor #thirteenth doctor #doctor who meme #dw #doctor who shitpost

[tagerrkix]

yall ever just punch a hole in a coffin

#i am so very sorry #(no i'm not) #six feet of dirt left to claw through #breaking a nail is his deepest fear huh #I AM SO VERY SORRY #(i'm not) #been thinking about it since the graveyard scene #astarion #astarion fanart #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 astarion #bg3

[hesitationss]

anyone can make a zine, regardless of skill level or access to materials or design programs. all you need is paper, scissors and drawing utensils (although many people enjoy collaging!) web search "8 page 1 sheet zine how to".

everyone SHOULD make a zine too, you will feel so good about it ♡ it's about putting the power of production into the hands of the people! also you don't have to sell it or anything, you can just make one for yourself or trade/give some to friends!

i really love julia grofrer's guide to analogue self publishing aka making zines on 8.5x11 paper

and jaydragon/jdragsky's thread on staple's self serve print centres (if you're area does not have a local print shop, they probably have a staples or fedex print centre)

if you can't draw, here is twitter thread for public domain art and also a mini summary of when thing enter creative commons (generally 70 years after artist death in the US and CAD)

i also have a DIY zine page on my art blog that i am dedicated to updating as i find more resources! (not accessible through tumblr mobile app, mobile friendly, just open the link in a browser)

go make some zines!!!

#if you want to do something digital you can always make your pages on procreate or canvas or something #i changed the emoji because it was showing up weird in my browser! #you can also print at your local library <- great addition from the tags! #zines #ok FINE I'll pin this #also i am drier skin type and it is NOT bad to wash your face twice a day... it's necessary otherwise the dirt and sweat make you itchy #like i don't want my skin flakes building up and making my skin uncomfortable...

[ganondoodle]

there goes my favorite drawing software ...

i defended their plans for the version2 and all, bc i didnt see much wrong with it and liked csp alot, but i guess i should have become a hater back then already

after that one big mistake that sparked so much outrage they really said but how can we actually lose EVERYONE, they saw deviantart doing it and thought BET I CAN DO IT FASTER

(they say they dont use user data but are basing it on stable diffusion of all things, they literally only ask people to think morally/ethically when using it to not use stolen stuff like thats ever worked with anything ever, plus "we cant guarantee that there will be no copyright infringement" OH YOU DONT SAY)

#ganondoodles talks #clip studio #AI crap #RIGHT when i was slowly getting back into everything #after having to come to terms with the fact that twitter is turning into a facists dreamland #WHY CSP WHY #i had FAITH #after deviantart pulled this shit why would you do it too #god i am fuming #fuck his hell world #see how you do once art disappears #you cant treat artists like replaceable dirt soup forever #since they said they will dis continue it once vers2 comes out #guess im never buying that new version and stay with 1 forever #i really yall spam their damn feedback survey once its out #maybe ... MAYBE if we yell enough at them #the hope for them to turn around on this is thinner than a spiders thread #and yet im trying to hold onto it #whats left really

[ariyucake]

┊I remembered when I used to heart my own posts on Tumblr - - - I'm happy that I don't do it anymore <3

#I'm so embarrassed #I just wrote the most longest tag ever and guess wat #Utsugi #Kotoko #Utsugi Kotoko #Utsugay Kotoko #I am dirt #Qaiii speaks <3

[autismmydearwatson]

Every time I watch Dune I forget about it but I'm foaming at the mouth over how Paul has a vision of himself as a powerful, respected, divine figure with millions worshipping him and he just says "Somebody help me"

#AND NO ONE!!!!!!!! DOES!!!!!!!! #HE LIES DOWN IN THE GRAVE OF HIS OWN LEGEND AND HIS OWN FRIENDS AND WORSHIPPERS ADD DIRT TO HIS PIT #HIS OWN MOTHER SINGS HIS PRAISES AND BUILDS HIS PEDESTAL WHILE HE LOSES PARTS OF HIMSELF #EVEN CHANI CAN ONLY WATCH #eternally fucked up how Jessicas response to his “thousands worshipping at the shrine of my fathers skull” is essentially just #“yes you are my son! you are Duke Paul Atreides! this is your birthright #“i am so proud of you!” NO YOU EUGENIST FREAK YOUR SON IS FUCKING DOOMED #dune #dune 2021 #paul atreides #dune part 1

[wasabi-gumdrop]

oh

i am. unwell.

#LABRU NATION LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO #BRO I AM EATING DIRT AND FLINGING MYSELF OFF A CLIFF #mentally i live here now #in this hand holding scene #i’ve watched this scene in three different languages #and all the kabru VAs got The Memo #speak to Laios in soft husky sexy tones #killing me with a knife would have been better #it would have been merciful #because what do you mean this is their last interaction for a good long while #someone pls put me out of my misery #or there will be consequences #like me writing insane labru fic idk #wasabi rambles #labru #laios touden #kabru of utaya #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #oh … dungeon meshi …

[amarkofcain]

½ of the boys from the dwarf have gotten pregnant and i could make it ¾

#red dwarf #arnold rimmer #rimmer #sorry. and yet I'm not #most horrid pathetic morally bankrupt cretinous coward of a maggot to ever crawl up through the dirt. i am enamoured by him #this is without a doubt the worst thing i have ever made and it is 1:30 am #should i have gone to bed instead of making this? yes but it struck me like receiving visions from god #anyway goodnight this is also the realest thing ive ever made

[aka-indulgence]

I’m a very city girl and now I’m imagining going to the country side and meeting farmtale Sans…

You moved there for some reason and need a place to stay, Sans was kind enough to give you somewhere to stay with some chores to do to lower your rent. You’re not experienced and you’re not that good with the chores- sometimes farm animals freak you out (cows are big, theres so many chickens, what iS THAT GIANT SPIDER?!), you can’t move heavy stuff around, even the tools are heavy for you.

And… Sans thinks you’re cute. He can do the work you do much faster than you could, but he likes your company. Every time you drop a stack of hay and panic he can’t help but chuckle and throw it on top of the pile in his arms. He likes how you’re impressed by his skill with tools and the fact that he can drive tractors. You may not be good at your job, but he likes that you want to learn anyway. You like the animals when he teaches you how to read their behavior better.

He really likes it when he saves you from a giant bug and you give him “my hero” eyes…

“those darn eyes are gonna be the death of me.”

#cityfolk where you at #im scared of bugs but i like running in the mud if thats anything dsjhdff #ive always been in the city #its kinda embarrassing when a country person mentions how Bad I am at farm stuff dsjhf #brain: BUT WHAT IF HE FINDS IT CUTE #me: but what if he finds it cute… #he’s got rough phalanges #you’ve got soft ‘i havent touched dirt in 20 years’ hands #you sit down a lot because your back’s aching #from raking/moving vegetables into a truck or something #Sans: *moving whole crates into the truck on his own* what an angel she’s makin’ work so much easier for me #ofc hes big stronk skeleton… hoheheheh #aka writing

[toservenouel]

Shoutout to the girlies who feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread

#diary #lotr #ok to reblog #this is not a t/h/in/sp/o post #my heart is fast my bones are weak i am frayed and frail #i wish i could lie in the dirt and let moss overgrow my eyes

[quackshley]

Vampire rabbit mimic thing

#furry #furry art #furry artist #furry artwork #furry oc #The coffin is apart of her body and contains most of her organs. She takes the form of a coffin to lure in grave robbers #she takes on the appearance of a vampirey rabbit when she isnt taking a dirt nap n snack so she can pass off the coffin as a fashion choice #another pink rabbit with too many teeth. i am so predictable :))))))))))))) #anyways i gotta name her.. eventually. im bad with name fugggggg

[faggyangel]

thinking about crowley and "my lover's got humor, she's the giggle at a funeral" and "knows everybody's disapproval, i should have worshipped her sooner" and "if the heavens ever did speak then she's the last true mouth piece" and "the only heaven i'll be sent to is when i'm alone with you" and "my lover's the sunlight" and "i was born sick but i love it" and "there is no sweeter innocence then our gentle sin"

#he was born sick #shoveling dirt into my mouth are you kidding #holy fucking shit crowley looking at aziraphale and thinking if the heaven's ever did speak then she's the last true mouth piece #hozier said this song is about “reclaiming your humanity through the act of love” he literally said “it's essentially about sex” and how th #church teaches people to feel shame about sex and love #jesus fucking christ crowley finds absolution through his love and desire for aziraphale not through god or heaven but through this sin #i will not survive i am weak i am mmmmmmm #good omens #aziracrow #inneffable husbands are being inneffable again #crowley tag