#I almost died multiple times for this

[cacti72]

#stardew valley #1.6 spoilers #1.6 update #mayor Lewis pants #he loved this #:3 #shitpost #epic prank #I almost died multiple times for this #worth it tho #worth it #don’t have any stone anymore #sdv #mayor lewis

[cheriboms]

doctober day 26: anniversary

my one (1) allotted classic bttf redraw 😙

[bonus under the cut lol]

#back to the future #bttf #doc brown #marty mcfly #doctober 2023 #emmett brown #christopher lloyd #michael j fox #my arts #me when backgrounds 😩 #no but im actually very proud of this wehhh im so nervous posting it ;_; #anyway i love how i once said i wasnt ever going to do anything big again but like. how could i not for this #the problem is now i just wanna rewatch the movie but i dont have time :(((( #also also to be clear they have multiple 'we almost died'-iversaries but this was the most prominent one so yeah

[lover-of-mine]

It's been 62 episodes since the last time Buck and Eddie hugged. If you even care.

#im sorry i saw an edit saying that Buck wanted to go home and he went to Eddie #and now im crying #WHY WOULD YOU NOT LET THEM HUG????? #both of them almost died multiple times #Eddie had a whole mental breakdown #you're telling me they don't need hugs????? #is it because you can't have them hug because they wouldn't let go?????????? #WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?????????????? #I JUST WANT THEM TO HUG #AM I ASKING FOR TOO MUCH?MM #FRIENDS HUG EACH OTHER #AND THEY ARE TOUCH PEOPLE #LET THEM HUG #UGH #911 #thoughts thoughts thoughts #buddie

[talentforlying]

time to get pissed about the fact that constantine's father's hatred for and dismissal of him extends all the way down to his fucking name.

like yeah, john is a fine & normal name. he doesn't have any strong feelings about it and neither does anyone else. but john's mother wanted him, loved him, and iirc might have already had a name picked out for him before she died. (his older sister was named cheryl, which wasn't even in the TOP 100 most common UK girl names at the time, so there was a precedent for putting a lot of thought into naming her kids!!) and then she dies, and thomas just. doesn't. care. john, number one most common UK baby name for the four preceding decades. like john smith. like john fucking doe.

how it must feel to him when people say that name with actual affection instead of rage. how rare that is in his line of work. how different it must sound when he's wanted.

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS. #PERSONALS DO NOT REBLOG #wrapping up my rage of caliban obsession with this fuckin thing because AUGH. I'M MAD ABOUT IT #'john doe' is particularly what i think of when i consider name choice bc his dad Confirmed that he wanted john dead as soon as he was born #said to him multiple times in the comics that he wished john had died instead of his mum #almost completely ignored him as a baby until he was old enough to understand being blamed for things outside of his control #GOD. thomas constantine makes me so fucking ANGRY #don't mind me i'm rereading issue 100 and SEETHING #( headcanons. ) I'M JUST LIKE THE BASTARDS I'VE HATED ALL ME LIFE.

[yael-art-den]

Mikh's party shenanigans + some NPCs doodles we recently met

Solitude (Murder is okay) belongs to @platinum-crystal <3)

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #sketch #oc #oc: mikh #dnd memes #Mikh and solitude have such a fun relationship i love them #they are working partners. they cant stand each other. both have saved the other's life multiple times #they almost died together. Solitude told mikh they arent friend. they planned a meetup with a terrorist only the two of them shortly after #one is 400+ years older than the other. they are from the same country and they dont know it #absolute disaster i love them so much your honor

[p0laroidpictures]

it’s WILD to me that canonically the first 5 seasons of Grey’s Anatomy take place over two years. You’re telling me all that shit happened in two years and none of them think “wow a lot of crazy bad stuff happened to me in two years that’s not normal”

#grey’s anatomy #ok I know it’s a TV show but that in an INSANE TIMELINE! #meredith starts her residency almost dies multiple times loses her mom and a friend and gets with Derek finds out he’s married her dog dies #gets back with Derek breaks up with Derek gets back with Derek marries Derek all in two years???

[derpinette]

i hated airpods & phones with those big fugly cameras in the back when they were announced as a concept & i hate them even more each time i see that hideousness in person

#i remember when i was 11 ( sorry for being a zoomer ) getting into an argument with an online acquaintance #over airpods because i thought they were retarded but she thought they were cool as if bluetooth ear pieces were a new invention #remember how the world used to make fun of them not even that many years prior. she was like nooobut you can hide them for cheating #& against thievery ( OK the only fair point I GUESS ) but they are just so ugly to me & stupid not practical too easily lost & damaged #especially with that pricetag like they could have made something COOL or Kawaii but of course sleek Nothing design is “in” #still after a decade now ♯MAKEITSTOP #honestly only like bluetooth for file sharing when necessary anything else is devilwork #as for the new giant multiple cameras design i mean use your eyes has there ever been an uglier decision #even if i had money i could never own a touch screen phone without a middle button & a normal camera lense in the back #like just looking at them makes me angry BUT mostly apple products i think android ones are less hives inducing #but TBH i have no headphone jack so... on my old broken phone i did but not this one -_- where are my principles...... #well i will wear this one down until it dies i already have a cracked arse screen so until it breaks i will downgrade #also remember how cute silicone phone cases were in the early to mid 2010s ♯BringThatBack #honestly can you even i think phones today are just too damn big Not mine Doe 🦌 mine is almost perfectly sized for my hands (iphone7) #at least people have more charms than ever in my city at least i see people with cute lanyards & zoomer style JesusBeaters so great ^_^ #sorry for complaining all the time but also if you are not here for my Kvetching then what else could you be here for... #*jumps into a well from shame*

[sapphodera]

I love how Rosalind writes call mom on her to do list lol

#I mean I’d be calling my mom too if I almost died multiple times #rosalind myers #sid plays cp2077

[rox-reads]

taylor... i hope you pay for their med bills later :(

#worm #parahumans #worm lb #worm33 #ch 11.3 #i keep thinking about how these people are... well they're definitely dangerous assholes who shouldn't be trying this shit #but they don't have powers #and they're mostly desperate people who've been left with nothing after leviathan attacked #and multiple bite bugs like these are potentially fatal and will require timely medical attention #lung almost died from all that and he was superpowered in a way that explicitly helped with this #(though there was armsmaster complicating things in that occasion) #when she fights other villains it's like welp. what can you do if she doesn't do that they're gonna blow her up so go ahead #and when she fights heroes it's like that AND they have a whole institution dedicated to supporting them so they're gonna be taken care of #and taylor always makes sure not to go into lethal territory #but also hospital bills require $$$ and these people don't have $$$ #anyway what else is she supposed to do yknow i get it #gotta tell em to fuck off decisively or else they won't and they'll keep harassing people

[desertsportshipping]

Wes hated Chairman Rose on principle. A big businessman who makes performative gestures to cover for all the shady shit Macro Cosmos was doing. He was the head of the League, bringing entertainment to all of Galar! What kind of clout chasing asshole would you have to be to criticize Rose?

He was too similar to Es Cade for Wes’s liking.

His hatred deepened when he went exploring the Galar mines for the first time, tasked with retrieving Leon from the maze of tunnels into the earth. He could spot every single poorly maintained beam, every rusty pulley, every failure of safety protocol. The mine wasn't on the brink of disaster, but it was heading there through negligence.

Wes had seen firsthand what the failure of one bolt could do. Orre used to be a thriving desert, filled with flora and Pokefauna, made up of underground mining towns connected to the surface through one or two way towns. But one bolt in a support beam of one mine failed, and the mine collapsed. In a series of explosive chain reactions, town after underground town collapsed, spilling out toxic fumes that wiped out almost everything. Even to this day, there are no wild Pokemon, and the scars of the catastrophic event can be felt by the region's few hundred inhabitants.

Wes had been one of the unlucky survivors. No one went out into the desolate wasteland looking for survivors: only criminals looking for corpses to rob. One Team Snagem member realizing that he had been still breathing was all it took to seal his fate.

When Wes had found Leon, he had grabbed the man's hand and refused to let go, guiding them out of the labyrinthine death trap of a man. Chairman Rose was waiting outside with his secretary, and his flippant attitude to making sure that the mine was safe, that the lives of people now were not as important as hypothetical people in the future, made Wes's blood boil.

He kept his mouth shut. He kept his mouth shut about the veiled disgust in Rose's eyes when he saw Wes holding Leon's hand, as if he were Muk, dirtying the Champion with gross Orre germs (although Oleana's disgust was much more obvious). He kept his mouth shut through the patronizing comments about how he wouldn't understand Rose's grand vision of the future. He kept his mouth shut, because he knew his reputation was of the suspicious Orre foreigner and speaking up will just hurt his chances further.

Wes Wolf was named after Lycanroc, a species of hunters. He noticed how vigorously Leon defended him, staying by his side as the cracks started to form in the already tenuous relationship between Leon and Rose. He noticed how Oleana kept glaring at Rose with daggers when the man wasn't looking, how she was probably planning on usurping her boss and taking control of the company. He noticed how Rose omitted a lot in his description of the ideal future, as if he only cared about the future because it was something he could shape to his worldview.

A hunter knows when to wait for the optimal time to strike. So Wes bit his tongue and waited, because he is the Desert Bandit, Apex Predator of Orre, Protector of the Wilds, and Chairman Rose is his prey.

#another brain dump from yours truly #leon: why doesn't rose like Wes :(( #Wes: (planning out how to persistence hunt rose for sport) #Wes doesn't like oleana either #otherwise he'd be in full support of her girlbossing #anyways back to my insanity #the way rose talks about the future in swsh is in line with futurism #the idea that human conditions right now don't matter as long as the future of humanity thousands of years from now is secured #futurism is very popular among billionaires esp tech ceos #and these same people are also weirdly into eugenics #almost as if the fundamental ideals of futurism and eugenics are inherently linked in some way #and it's bad that these people who are so influential in our politics are into it #i would say this is heavy for Pokemon but there are multiple times that the bad guys commit war crimes #x and y literally brought up a pokemon war where a lot of Pokemon died and death weapons and shit #anyways all this to say that Wes is gonna beat the shit outta Rose #also Leon and rose don't like each other #the pr front is that Leon and rose are friends but they're more like coworkers maintaining a professional relationship

[bylertruther]

breaking my nonexistent silence to say tht i think it was whack tht hopper hugged mike like he isn't will's whole entire stepdad like .................... ok bitch........... 🙄

#yeah thts ur son in law but will is ur SON? 🤨 #u jus went on a journey with his mom u told her u wanted her whole family to be safe he saved ur life u saved his life u almost died for #him multiple times he's the only other kid tht has sara parallels etc etc What's Your Fucking Dmaage Btich #HUG UR SON............................................................ #if u discourse on my post i will kill us both btw. in the worst slowest most painful way possible. Do Not.

[q-starhalo]

The only way to recover is to think of the "river of souls" and "come little children" + "el muchacho de los ojos tristes"

#tw self harm mention #HE HURT HIMSELF FOR THIS PROJECT #SHE ALMOST DIED MULTIPLE TIMES #UGHJHHHSJSHAJHDHFJ DAPPPPERRRRRR #(Dappers admin is fantastic with this I love this really creative honestly) #qsmp

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Hey guess what it’s another out of context WIP

“Oh, and what do we have here?” the man drawled, pulling out an unfortunately familiar mask.

Link swallowed. Debated. And then decided to hell with it. The end result would be interesting enough, and he didn’t have many other options. “D-don’t put that on!”

“Oh? Don’t put it on?” the man continued, his jowels wiggling as he cackled. “It’s a silly children’s mask, you think I’m going to play with it?”

Link chewed the inside of his cheek, trying to word this correctly. “Well, that’s good, because that children’s mask has immeasurable power and grants the wearer any wish, but it’s at a terrible price.”

Here the large man paused, and his guards took a few greedy steps forward, listening. The noble noticed the movement and turned on his guards quickly, yelling at them to leave. When Link was left with only the man dressed in his rich attire, the noble leaned over as if they were conspiring together. “Any wish, you say? What sort of magic is this?”

Link looked down, avoiding an answer.

The nobleman huffed. “If you think you can stop me from finding out, you’re more foolish than I thought!”

Link’s smile was hidden as he saw the man’s shadow put the mask to his face. A bright light filled the room, making him flinch and look away, squeezing his eyes shut.

When the song of magic and the scream of the nobleman diminished, Link looked back to see... quite the sight.

Before him was still the mystical deity he’d grown accustomed to, but since he had a different wearer there were a few... modifications. The noble’s girth was now more toned with muscle, but the fat remained. His beard, mustache, and thinning hair were styled exactly as before, though now brilliant white. The Fierce Deity’s usual armor was barely fitted over the enormous noble’s stomach.

Link busted out laughing.

The Fierce Deity looked down at himself, having already noticed something was amiss, before glaring at Link. “What the hell.”

Link was laughing far too hard to explain.

“Honestly, the indignities I suffer because of this cursed mask,” the Fierce Deity muttered as he attempted to walk towards Link, hissing when his armor snagged on himself.

Link fell off the stool, dizzy and crying. He really should try to stop cackling hysterically, someone will likely hear, but by the goddesses--

#fierce deity #fierce dadity #legend of zelda #writing #I have no idea what to do with this but the scene wouldn't leave my head and I didn't want to lose it #so here we are #have FD on someone who looks akin to Henry VIII in his later years #while Link literally dies laughing #majora's mask link #mm link #hero of time #all I know is after this they do a prison break #and poor FD has to fight in this new body #and Link almost dies multiple times simply because he is laughing so hard he can't see #or nearly passes out from lack of oxygen from wheezing so much #FD is not happy about any of this and Link will get an EARFUL

[g3othermal3scapism]

i actually love this one i love this audio

#he saved the world #and almost died multiple times #just to be arrested for it #when he was FIFTEEN #oh he makes my heart ache #i love moses sm #HE WAS FIFTEEN #im sobbing #moses attack the block #attack the block edit #attack the block #g3othermaledits

[loveofastarvingdog]

had a really good dream and then it was a lucid dream and then it WASNT a lucid dream and a clown was trying to kill me and this lady in a fun house and i just fucking realised why time was moving so slowly when i was jumping down from a platform and running etc before the dream got bad

#timothy's txts. #it sucked because like. i got shot at multiple times and almost fell into the water #and then almost died again but i don’t remember how. #and then there was a guy i loved so so much and he gave a really good hug and then we went to a convention of some sort #where it became a funhouse and i almost died AGAIN #tw swearing #ask to tag

[whispersofdeceit]

Sorry just me admiring Kyohi's FC in the fight(s) that legitimately scared me the most. c':

#;;self: kyohi #boy almost died MULTIPLE TIMES and saved himself a few times(and was saved by Ryu multiple times) in the deep floors #c': #I'm still not over it #I said fight(s); plural; because he fought this fucker twice #almost died to it the first time as it almost snapped his neck(had it not been for the goliath scarf he was wearing--) #...which you'll notice he has around his arm now