#I accomplished it obviously

[missingrache]

They also had kind friends who offered a photo with me in it.

The words MAAAAN foooor SAAALE were uttered right before this was taken hence my face and also why it is my favorite one idk how they are so chill. Goddamn professionals.

#it was pirate weekend and my entire goal was to buy a stupid hat #I accomplished it obviously #and also this #and watched cast do goofy courtroom drama #many bonuses #anyway anyway #screams again into the void friends who were you you were so good #pirates #irl blogging

[justaz]

king merlin after meeting lady guinevere and sir lancelot’s baby and falling in love: arthur. i want a baby.

king arthur, not looking up from his paperwork: …what?

merlin: give me a baby.

arthur, sighing: merlin, you studied to be a physician. i don’t think i have to be the one to tell you how impractical that is.

merlin, rolling his eyes: this is why i’m the brighter side of the coin

arthur, finally looking up: wha-

queen merlin using magic to transform her body: i. want. a. baby.

arthur:

arthur:

arthur: *stands up from his desk so fast his chair topples over, multiple parchments flutter to the ground, his tunic is already off*

#genderfluid merlin #the real genderfluid experience is answering ‘shapeshifting’ to that ‘which power would you pick’ question #every. time. #merlin is lucky enough to have magic to accomplish this #i am Envious #merthur #i am a firm believer in top!merlin #but i am also a believer in emrys being the incarnate of nature and longing to make life #all the people hes killed #all the death hes caused #he wants to balance it out with children #obviously thats not the only reason but yk #all of their kids have birthdays in the winter bc merlin really really REALLY wants a baby in spring #for SOME reason 👀 #(psst its bc hes connected to nature and has a (i dont want to say heat but) heat) #(and bc dragonlords are like part dragon so that animalistic quality to him absolutely does not help with the heat allegations) #queen merlin #king merlin #merlin emrys #king arthur #arthur pendragon #incorrect quotes #bbc merlin #incorrect merlin quotes #headcanon #head canon #hc #fic #fanfic #fanfiction

[chidoroki]

August 22nd - Happy Birthday Emma - ft: her tvtropes

#the promised neverland #tpn manga #tpn emma #emma #my edits #i cant say a lot about our girl that i havent already said countless times before but i love her an endless amount & she still remains my #fav shonen protag to this day. she's just so perfect?? & im so insanely proud of everything she's accomplished aahh..but yeah i think i got #this idea back in march..or may? cant remember exactly but regardless i only managed to start it a couple days ago. thats how busy ive #been recently. so i wish i couldve made 'em not look so simple but whatever. obviously the photos are a reference to those that ray took. & #dunno if those cameras can capture stuff in a sepia tone but it works for her colors so here we are. all that might not make as much sense #when i do a set for anyone else or even for a different series but i dont care. this is the idea im rolling with for this birthday cycle.

[orcboxer]

I've made it...

#orcspeak #jk of course but also I have followed him since like 2014 long before he got tumblr famous so this feels like an accomplishment lmao #now obviously there's a lot of tumblr users i wanna fight but he's easily in my top 5. he gets it #you understand

[snarky-wallflower]

me, a preteen, devouring the PJO series super fast: heck yeah! slay those monsters! fight Luke, snark at the gods! Percy and Annabeth are so cool!

me now, watching the new trailer: …babies. babies, oh my god they’re babies, they’re so SMALL! Who thought it was a good idea to give these children swords!!

#look I know the doylist reason for this obviously #kids want to feel like they accomplish things on their own #they want to be told that they can be heroes #that they can save the day #and that’s a good thing for kids to see! #all of this doesn’t change my instant reaction however #namely that: WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO LET THE CHILDREN FIGHT MONSTERS?? STOP GIVING 12 YEAR OLDS DEADLY WEAPONS!! #pjo show #pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percy jackon and the olympians #snarky speaks

[midnight-moth]

I love my PA wife, she spoils me. No but really, it’s not so much the material objects, but it’s so nice to know someone thinks of you and cares about your well-being and stuff. It helps with the dumpster goo feelings. Also obviously I love ghost and Halloween and I like when they come together. ALSO - she printed out waffles for me so I can start planning where to add things and edit etc. look at it! This is printed double sided. It is literally a book! A big book! Because these are 8x10 pages. It’s 337 double sided pages. And it’s not done. Considering what a fucking train wreck I am, I am kind of proud of that. I also got my lil guy signed by the queen goddess Lucy herself. He’s very excited to become a Canadian citizen. Anyways that’s it for now I guess.

#mina appreciation post #having this will give me the motivation to finish it #like it feels like an accomplishment #I don’t care if it’s fanfic I wrote a book #and also I’m going to write two more #kilonova #waffles #the band ghost #also I bought the ghildo #obviously #wrist reveal?

[yusuke-of-valla]

Ok new concept for the Shez-Byleth rivalry dynamic:

They somehow manage to pull off BOTH “Shez is very intense about this rivalry why Byleth doesn’t even know they’re rivals” AND “Byleth thinks Shez is some master Agarthan tactician playing 4D chess and is trying to figure out what they gain from messing with the timeline like this, while Shez is just accidentally knocking things over in a way that works out”

#I’m not sure they could accomplish this but I think Shez is both dumb enough and Byleth is over analytical enough that this could happen #Shez #Byleth #fe:wth #and obviously I will imply that this goes directly into kissing so #shezleth

[gemkun]

so i was talking to @oneireth this fine wednesday morning and we were discussing the stonehearts and the ipc in all its villainy but also the role dr ratio has in all this. i don't think we'll realise the ulterior motive behind his presence in penacony but i will be mildly disappointed if he was just damage control under the title of " technical consultant ". regardless , i think he will be present during the charmony festival or so my delusions lead me. but we also looked back to double indemnity and pinpointed a specific line that struck us both.

i think this was overlooked way too easily like : yes , dr ratio is a prominent figure in the guild and the ipc assigned him to penacony but this implies that he is up there with the higher echelons. the ipc is not exactly paranoid but i would wager that they are extremely tight with their personnel and access to information and resources. for veritas to be among these levels is significant.

as we discussed it could be the payment that allows the ipc to oversee and utilise his research which as we know has revolutionised various aspects across the galaxy. so , yes , ultimately this is a business transaction. but this also has me recalling the mission pertaining to calderon chadwick and how screwllum even alludes to how they are waiting for the next calderon. ever since that quest i couldn't help but steer eyes to veritas i mean he simply foots the bill. considering he successfully fired an anti — planetary weapon it just slots in too cleanly.

if anyone has a viable way to get him to leave the ipc , please share.

#* ✦ 𝐈𝐕. ❮ isms ❯ ⸻ ❝ #* ✦ 𝐕𝐈. ❮ muses ❯ ⸻ ❝ 「 veritas ratio 」 #his position in the ipc has always been up for debate but to have access to that is kinda a huge deal #obviously aventurine could have informed him how to open the briefcase too but i think the ipc would use biological detection ngl #the ipc also steadily becoming a monopoly is insane too #like as layla says it would be terrible for aventurine to accomplish what he came to do in penacony #but we might need a first-hand glimpse into the travesty the ipc brings about to planets they secure #since we mainly only hear stories from other perspectives and that is enough to recognise the severity but experiencing it is different #the ipc is the big superpower in this and ratio needs funding for research and to pursue his goal but its just so awful to adhere to #especially when it's in essence a totalitarian conglomerate

[cry-ba-bys]

Wouldn't it be really funny if we started tagging detrans kink content with "Trans men aren't men" and vice verca? Can you imagine the fit they'll throw when their dumbass hashtag is filled with trannies having cool sex

#I think it could work guys. If we tag every post with the tags it could work. Obviously it wouldn't do accomplish anything in the long run #They'll just get another hashtag but we can try taking this away from them. Bigots don't get a platform. #forced detrans #detrans kink #detransition kink #ftm detransition #detrans ftm #ftm t4t #ftm nsft #ftm puppy #ftm sub #t4t ns/fw #t4t yearning #t4t nsft #t4t mlm #queer nsft #trans nsft #autoandrophilia #forced masculinization #forced feminized

[aggressionbread]

im too tired tonight to examine this, is this business news youtube channel naming some of their videos after iconic speedruns to get clicks?

#only 81 subscribers somethings up here #i mean it very obviously is a fake channel but like what are they trying to accomplish here #specifically gdq??

[djservo]

When you get this, list 3 facts about your favorite sim and send it to the last 3 people in your notifications! Let's get to know each other's sims!💞

im so late omg HIII siobhan time, let's go lesbians!!!!

Working on an MBA + trying to convince Dominic to open another record shop in San Sequoia so she can run it 🌉

Walking encyclopedia of 90s/early 2000s teen movie + show knowledge

Inadvertent serial ghoster bc of her packed schedule of school + store shenanigans + a buzzing social life Sigh sorry ladies but the grind never stops 😤💯📈

#whereas sergio's like If I Don't Find Love Now I Will Die Alone 🛌 siobhan's more I Will Obviously Find Love. After I Accomplish XYZ 😌☝️ #thank you for asking!! 💞💞💞 #asks #pralinesims

[heich0e]

i like organized crime AUs because nothing gets me going quite like an established hierarchy of power

#like ok obviously criminal exerting power over avg person is good but also like.... bosses controlling their underlings for their own gain? #pulling rank is sexy and u can't change my mind #i don't even mean a romantic dynamic of superior v inferior i mean like them just using their underlings to accomplish/GET what they want #hot #it's why in any nai fic i think up he bosses legato around like a DOG

[fitia]

Reading "character study" fanfiction is really frustrating to me often and I think it's because too many people just repeat word for word what's said in the canon text without much variation so it just feels like I'm reading a summary off of the character's wiki page but in 3rd person POV

#fitiaposting #It's like. Idk. I feel like I should be getting something different artistically from depicting a character in prose form than something #I've already read in the manga speech bubbles if that makes sense #I already know Guts Berserk swings his sword because it's the only thing he feels he's good at. He says it word-for-word. #And obviously if you're going to write him you have to take this into account. In fact you're going to have to say it again. You're just #going to need to find an interesting way to do that which you're not going to accomplish by writing #''Guts felt that swinging his sword was the only thing he was good at'' again. #And this sounds like a ''show-don't-tell'' problem but honestly even some people who keep that in mind basically just end up reiterating #what's said in canon or just don't write it in an interesting way. And it's really frustrating to me dkghskfhkdhfj.

[andrwgarfields]

a lot of fans are talking abt how they’re jealous of yuzuru’s spouse and how lucky she is but if anything i feel jealous of yuzuru more for having found love and someone who understands him and is obviously patient with him and hes definitely the lucky one

#i relate to him a lot partly cause we’re fixated on work and accomplishing things #and he mentioned abt feeling empty in the interview after the tokyo dome performance #which i relate to a lot and why im having lots of existential crisis over #i feel like im stuck #i feel like theres nowhere to go #i dont feel loved or cherised #i feel like i always need to earn ppls approval and loving me comes with conditions #cause im not good enough #which is why im lowkey jealous he found someone who obviously loves him #i feel tired and alone most of the time #i like beinf alone and cherish being alone #but sometimes its just #and idk if its like a getting older thing where your heart starts to feel empty #and hardly anything strikes your fancy anymore #i know i need to make a big jump if i want to exit this headache but its so scary #yuzuru hanyu ice story 2023 #yuzuru hanyu

[frumfrumfroo]

So Reylos are now freaking out over episode 4 of Ahsoka cause Anakin showed up in what appears to be the wbw. I have not watched Ahsoka and don't plan to. I personally think that nothing will come out of this in regards to Ben Solos return. People think Leia sacrificed herself to send Ben there? If she sacrificed herself to save him then he wouldn't have gone anywhere he would have been alive.

Anyone who thinks there was planning or thought behind anything in tros is delusional.

Thinking they're setting up Ben's resurrection is almost as removed from reality.

#as I said years ago his return in some form is inevitable #ie: more content using the character- almost certainly exclusively in the mask and doing meaningless completely OOC villain antics #and obviously not live-action- cartoons comics books etc. #that will fuck up the timeline and make no sense #but the likelihood of Ben being resurrected and his story actually continuing forward is infinitesimal #they have made their bed and they have made clear their intention to lie in it #piss-soaked sheets and burning pillow notwithstanding #this is about finding an excuse to use HC in their show for fanservice and buzz #and that's as deep as it goes #I wouldn't watch any of this shit if you paid me but does this not destroy the ending of RotJ even more than it already was by implying #Anakin is not in a state of peace or really dead or ascended to nirvana? #he was one with the Force he should not be in any kind of purgatory or transitional dimension or whatever #but I suppose there is absolutely nothing scared and they've already shit all over everything that ending was about so why not #let's just go for the final insult and say Anakin's redemption wasn't real and he wasn't accepted into the afterlife #why let any Skywalker have anything #not one of them can have ever accomplished even he most hollow of victories #somehow we have to give THIS to Rey too #she time travelled and forced him to save Luke #NOT THAT I'M BITTER

[un-pearable]

illadvisedly been reading LU fic again and boy has the fic scene only gotten weirder about the leader thing

#the core conceit is that these are all singularly competent and accomplished heroes #awkwardly forced to work together and collaborate #the whole idea that time is ~ obviously the leader ~ is such boring nonsense #like Yeah i can see why it would shake out that way in the comic but in these fics people straight up take it as far as time outright orderi #ordering people around and being honestly mean. and it’s written off as ‘well obviously they’d all listen to him’ #and like. okay for 1) with the exclusion of four all of these guys did their adventures independently. ft. fun sidekicks sure but they are #incredibly skilled individual fighters and experienced travelers #2) uh. nothing about time other than him arbitrarily being the oldest (bc jojo thought it would be more interesting - he never appears at #this age in canon) would make him an inherently better leader. he isn’t even the most experienced out of any of them #NOTORIOUSLY the hero of time is one of the youngest and wrapped up his heroism by the age of 12 #if anything either warriors or four would be the best to formally lead (literal military captain and Guy Who’s Whole Adventure Was About #Teamwork). and 3) i don’t even really care about any of 2 i just think they don’t NEED a single leader like this much less that they would #pick one. they’re all stubborn little shits. they’ve got there little cliches and generally all like each other but fundamentally links are #just. not the type to fall in line in a hierarchy. #the best take on the leader problem in fic is usually ‘yeah whoever’s world this is is in charge to get us somewhere safe 👍’ and like #group consensus. i Get the level of respect time gets as ‘leader’ in the comic but fic wayyyyy over extends it (as a result of the scope #being bonkers bigger) but sincerely i think it’s incredibly stupid and ooc to write them as falling in line behind a Single Guy regardless #of which guy it is. and let’s be real it’s only time bc ocarina of time is the single most influential zelda game #idk. jay’s LUposting while halfway through an assignment again 👍 #text✨ #admittedly yes you do need someone to make Final Decisions on things. that is not the way most fics write time though #(to his and EVERYONE ELSE’S detriment. stop making people boring. let them fight about what they’re going to do more. time would be waymore) #interesting if people actually address the whole ‘he’s the oldest so he’s in charge’ thing as it really is: everyone mistaking him for Super #Skilled And Talented when he’s spent the 30 years since he killed ganon farming in the middle of nowhere. and he’s just like haha yeah sure! #i definitely know how to coordinate 9 fighters with distinct fighting styles ! i can do that! <- guy who sends his wife on market trips bc #he grew up in a forest of like 5 total children and still thinks normal human adults are weird