if only there was a 6’10” muscular man from KORTAC, who wanted to he a sniper but couldn't due to his size and inability to stay still, who has social anxiety, and is austrian by the name of ‘könig’ was here to save me from my headache ... 🥹
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am i valid milgramblr
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FUCK SORRY JACK I’LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU
*locks door*
that is right, my dudes, I have just locked Dave and Jack in the same room that is pitch black.
*evaporates again*
They cant have any time alone, huh.
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LET’S GO!
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“i need sweet girl and miguel together” WHO HAS THE POWER FOR THAT. HM 😭
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Ohh noo who would do such a thing.
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“Cleaning up his cabin for a day” I need Alan to define the word cleaning cus after seeing his cabin I’m not sure if we mean the same thing when talking about cleaning 😭😭😭😭
His cabin looks much cleaner than that image you've seen
it's just that someone has been distracting him lately...
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Have the fairy boys ever had to rescue a human? Like say someone was getting abducted or attacked?
In fact...
they have :3
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what if i said the next long fic i'm writing (it's almost completed i think) is leaning towards a dark concept?
won't say who though but i'll just leave this here
🐧
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Standby, SOMEONE has convinced me to write yandere Valdor, hold my Agonizer for a sec...
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I was playing clangen and got the prompt that somebody was murdered, but the culprit was unknown. Uh-huh...
I wonder who killed them...
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Planning important birthday things for a certain someone's birthday coming up!!!
12 days to be exact :3
I'm obsessed that his birthday is on hump day this year lololol
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SOMEONE has been eating cat poop 🤨
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I often wonder which Transformers character my mutuals see me as
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I was walking in the forest and there’s a nice spring breeze, and the air is absolutely saturated with dandelions, floating in the breeze. It’s beautiful, but they literally just don’t show up in the camera so you don’t get to experience it mwahahahahaha
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