#I HATE THAT STUPID JOKE SO MUCH

[actually-an-onion]

dad jokes (ft the joke ever by macaques current va)

#I LAUGHED EVERY TIME #I EVEN SNORTED ONCE #I HATE THAT STUPID JOKE SO MUCH #WHY IS IT SO FUNNY #lego monkie kid #lmk #monkie kid macaque #lmk macaque #macaque lmk #six eared macaque #mei lmk #mk lmk #our art

[egophiliac]

CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS

there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head

I don't know why I decided to draw it this way

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #(these will be relevant in a moment) #this isn't going to happen. but WHAT IF. #anyway i didn't get him (damnit birdman come home) so i had to look up his story #and let me tell you friends my findings were SHOCKING #crowley canonically likes vegetables which means that the crowley is revaan theory = BUSTED #crowley is sailor venus = CONFIRMED #(i know 'whip of love' is a saying but that's where my mind always goes) #DISCLAIMER: this is (mostly) a joke please continue to hold whatever theories and headcanons you want #but look. c'mon. look over here at this whiteboard i've covered in red yarn. #revaan being a picky eater has come up multiple times and there is an entire whole bit about how much he hated jerky and refused to eat it #and now they've made a point of talking about how crowley will eat almost anything and loOoOoves wild game meat especially #it's SO stupid but i can't help but read way too much into it #(this is tumblr if you don't want to see incredibly stupid overanalysis of anime guys then why are you HERE) #and i gotta hold on to something because otherwise whenever malleus and crowley are onscreen together i just keep going 'same hair color... #unless this is like. some kind of deep cover thing. #lilia doesn't recognize him because he saw him eat a green bean once and revaan would NEVER #crowley's secret is safe for another day #(serious hat on: i do think they're probably connected in some way) #(but there's something deeper going on that we're just not clued into yet that will hopefully explain things) #man forget revaan what if crowley whips off his mask and it turns out he was meleanor this whole time #wait hold on meleanor loves jerky. IT ALL FITS...

[nightswatchdisbandmentera]

The idea that GRRM is anti Tolkien is particularly funny because ASOIAF is sprinkled with rather intricate (and even passionate) homages to LOTR. And I can’t help but think of how Tolkien’s Fellowship, more specifically the Hobbits, may have inspired GRRM’s Night’s Watch. Jon Snow, for starters, is in many ways a combination of LOTR’s Frodo and Aragorn. And in the same way that Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin are unexpected heroes in LOTR (because who looks to a hobbit as the face of an epic adventure?), Jon the bastard becomes the leader of a ragtag of socially disenfranchised men (in the form of the NW) who are anything but heroic. Sure there’s the odd knight or noble in there, but the NW is quite full of criminals and the very worst of the social order. The hobbits aren’t the strongest or the sharpest but they become the face of the fight against Sauron. And the NW, while being severely undermanned and under-equipped, has become the main force that stands against winter. GRRM even adds a love letter to Tolkien’s Sam Gamgee by adding his on Sam - Sam Tarly - who acts as a moral compass and counselor to Jon, in the same ways that Sam Gamgee is key to Frodo’s journey. And just like Frodo, Jon gets his very own pair of jokester friends, one of whine is even named Pyp. So it’s all very beautiful and nice, and we should talk about it more because it’s super evident that GRRM is a massive Tolkien fanboy. But I do have to say tho, GRRM’s take on Gandalf is exceedingly hilarious just because Melisandre is famously very bad at her job.

#asoiaf #lord of the rings #lotr #Gandalf - old and scary and very competent at his job #Mel - very old very scary and displays varying levels of competence #jokes aside another cool parallel between Jon and Frodo is that both #choose to embark on this dangerous journey because who else will do it? #Lots of arguing about who will destroy the ring who should have it etc and Frodo is just like #I’m ready to do what needs to be done even if it takes me to Mordor #Which is very similar to Jon who watches the rest of Westeros bicker about some stupid chair #And he’s willing to sacrifice his life and win no glory to save humanity in the face of an existential threat #And don’t think I need to get too much into Jon’s similarities with Aragorn because they’re plain as day #Also the iron throne and the ring of power having cool parallels? #Anyway asoiaf is so heavily inspired by LoTR and grrm is a such a huge fanboy #It’s insane that people think he hates Tolkien or whatever #jon snow #sam tarly #pyp #grenn #the night’s watch #frodo baggins #sam gamgee #merry brandybuck #pippin took #melisandre of asshai #gandalf #valyrianscrolls

[fujii-draws]

OKAY! Chatot rant in tags below! Read at your own discretion.

#okay starting from the beginning of where ppl usually dislike him. apple woods chapter. #he doesn’t give hero/partner the CHANCE to explain themselves despite them being relatively good recruits up until that point. #and that legit might be my only gripe with that chapter bc!!! stories need conflict! I LIKE the conflict in apple woods!!! #hero and partner being punished so something they didn’t do! #the misunderstanding! how team skull (Skuntank) actually outplays the main duo with a clever yet rotten trick. I LOVE that it segways into- #one of the more sweeter scenes of guild members looking out for eachother. I LIKE APPLE WOODS CONFLICT. #but chatot just. not giving them a chance. is so dumb. #I’d personally fix this by having a lil montage of hero/partner fucking up on jobs. A LOT. and chatot giving them a pass every time. #and let the perfect apple incident BE the one where he puts his foot down and doesn’t listen to them. bc he’d given them loads of chances. #and doesn’t want to hear any excuse. #but yeah. I legit dont mind him during that chapter except for that really stupid and frustrating moment. #NOW. CHAPTER 17. #UGGGGHHH WHERE DO I BEGIN #Him not believing hero and Partner about Grovyle and the future being in ruin? FINE. ACTUALLY GOOD. BC CHATOT WOULD BE SKEPTIC. #IT FITS HIS CHARACTER!! #BUT WHAT DOES SUCK. IS HIM GOING ‘Dusknoir isn’t the bad guy. he didn’t do anything wrong’ #WHEN HE LITERALLY KIDNAPPED HERO AND PARTNER RIGHT I N F R O N T OF HIM. #(​NO LITERALLY. HIS CHARACTER IS IN THE FRONT ROW WHEN IT HAPPENED.) #and him. having the GALL to tell hero and partner they must’ve been ‘seeing things’ and downplaying the HELL they went through. #despite them being missing for hours/days. his own guild recruits. and his angry sprite showing up. #like. I think that’s when I genuinely despised him. #that and him going ‘OH I BELIEVED YOU THE WHOLE TIME HEEHOO :)’ shit was so fucking annoying. #just playing it off as a joke the second the guild started to believe hero and partner. #IMAGINE IF HE W A S ACTUALLY TESTING THE GUILD’S TRUST. SHOWCASING HIM AS THE MORE RESPONSIBLE AND RESPECTFUL RIGHT HAND OF THE GUILD. #and yes. Brine cave he saves hero and partner. but at that point I just didn’t care anymore. #he fucked those two over so much. that I didn’t care what ‘valiant’ sacrifice he had. #and he grills Team Skull for what they did OFF SCREEN. they couldn’t even give us THAT. #<<< THAT or him outright saying sorry would’ve been nice. IKIK his ‘actions’ or whatever but. #eughh again this is all imo. I’m not trying to make people hate him or change their mind. #I’ll get into positives in the second post cause I’m running out of tags

[linovadraws]

Beloved! Beloathed!

#doctrine of labyrinths #felix harrowgate #sarah monette #melusine #the mirador #corambis #fanart #i'm helga pataki and in my closet is a gross chewing gum bust of this awful guy and i'm just whispering to it about how much i love/hate it #anyway the second one is when the automaton shows up and he's like CORBIE WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT DIES #THAT'S SO STUPID #MY BROTHER MADE A FUNNY JOKE ABOUT NOT GETTING KILLED BY BEARS BEFORE WE LEFT CORBIE I CAN'T GET MURDERED BY A GIANT ROBOT RN #i meant to add more coat details to it to make it look more worn in but honestly this felt like enough work for what i was trying to do

[lo-shouldve-been-an-email]

Wtf is this expression.

This looks more like a face Hypnos from hades would make than a lady facing her abuser.

This is a face you make when you’re giving the himbo prince of the underworld advice not when killing the man that r**** you.

#anti lore olympus #anti lo #lo critical #lore olympus critical #lo criticism #lore olympus #I’ve seen fastpass spoilers on Reddit but wtf #also that design?does not slay #I’ll make a separate post on how much I hate the design later #at this point lo is just a joke #but then again I have a rewrite to learn how to draw for and I like to analyze these things so ehh it’s not that bad #I just hate this chapter it’s not even funny #is this what the others who’ve been in the business feel? #the worst part is that the monologue is cool in theory but once you think of it for more than five seconds it becomes stupid #but anyways I don’t want to save the actual rant in the tags so yeah

[bonecuisine]

Old kung lao doodle

Ignore the shit hands okay? I didn't want to spend my time on them

#love him so much i wanna kick him down the stairs #stupid fuck #jokes aside love this guy #kung lao #kung lao mk1 #mk1 #mortal kombat #i hate drawing hands oh my fucjing god can they kill themselves

[foxqueen-katarian]

Something about the early joke of 'We lost two' explaining why there are only seven members of the Nein hurts, because they did lose two of them (Molly and Yasha (and it being the circus kids who were lost/taken is a whole separate conversation)) but the remaining members fought tooth and nail to get them back, and they did, so at the end there were truly nine members of the Nein, and it all being improv and unplanned makes me completely feral.

#critical role #mighty nein #I love them so much and their name is so stupid and the joke was stupid #but cyclical storytelling making it so it was true and accurate to the story they told #they were nine and lost two #and there's the whole extra layer of not having found Caduceus and Essek yet #their missing members who were lost not just from the Nein but lost in the narrative waiting to be found #members who both shaped the story and were shaped by the story before the Nein ever knew them #I hate it #I love it #it's so good

[sisterdivinium]

“I hope it’s not in ill-taste,” Jillian confided as excited sisters carried the boxes inside. “Camila assured me religieuses were a good choice.”

“It’s certainly generous, doctor,” Mother Superion replied, surprised and thankful for the gift. “This will be a sweeter Christmas meal than usual.”

Jillian smiled. “I’ve done my good deed, then. Merry Christmas.”

“Where are you going? You will dine with us, no?”

“The mass…”

“I said dine, Jillian, not pray. Stay.”

Jillian was convinced already but Superion glanced at the pastries again.

“Eat one of your nuns.”

They exchanged a look.

They laughed and went in together.

#doctor superion #warrior nun #jillian salvius #mother superion #the prompt for this was christmas and if you only knew how much i hate christmas stories you'd understand how hard it was to write it lol #at last i thought french pastries would be a good little gift so i could pull off a stupid joke #imagining suzanne saying ~eat one of your nuns with the most deadpan voice possible #she is absolutely Not talking about the pastries there though... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) #narratives and similar #warrior nun drabble

[leafatlaw]

worst part of watching rvb is how i have to pause every couple of minutes just to pace around my room because the characters say the weirdest shit ever

#sparrow speaks #i hate them i hate them #i say to myself #but its a lie #i had to pause again because of a stupid joke that made me realize i love these charcaters more than most things #rn im watching with the two diffferent storylines and lowkey upset when it switches back to church and co #like i love them so much but #then theirs betrayals and drama and high speed chase sequences with awesome music and a huge mystery and #rvb lb

[lord-squiggletits]

IDW1 must take place on an alternate Earth where no one has ever heard of ACAB and everyone wears "thin blue line" merchandise because there's literally no other way that a single Autobot killing a USAmerican cop in self defense would be such worldwide news that even Mexican journalists would go "OMG???? You like, killed a cop?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?" and it wasn't even framed as like, "you killed a human," the phrasing every time any character talked about it was very specifically "he killed a cop".

The cop was also threatening to shoot a group of surrendering/not-attacking/injured Autobots btw which is just the icing on the cake honestly lmao

#yeah i still think about how that plot point's handling in phase 2 was fucking dumb #you can't convince me that if a usamerican cop got shot by an alien people wouldn't be making memes about it #ppl would be making memes like 'you know a pig is a pig because he'll even shoot alien robots when they're surrendering' #i'm also mad bc the gun that that cop had was a replica of cybertronian guns that meg spread among earth's populace #and what's worse is spike and this other guy literally HEARD M EXPLAIN HIS EVIL PLAN ABOUT THIS #but somehow in phase 2 literally no one ever brings it up ever again #like not even spike brings up the whole 'yeah M had mind controlling guns that he did specifically to destabilize the population' #he was just like 'nah that autobot shot a cop the autobots are evil now' #but like. i wanna make the earth ac/ab memes so badly lmao #you know that ppl would be making 'officer down' jokes about some cop getting killed by an alien robot #don't try to tell me that it's bc they're alien robots people would suddenly support the US #ppl literally make 9/11 jokes bc they hate the US that much don't even try to tell me earth would suddenly unite over a usamerican cop #getting shot on the job no less #and this is also a story written by barber who's literally the ac/ab writer that gave OP shit for being a cop so like #it's honestly so baffling. like was he trying to make a point about police brutality #bc jazz is black coded and he killed a cop so that's why barber wrote everyone hating jazz for it? #idek it's just another one of those stupid plot contrivances i hate and make me unable to take the rest of the story seriously

[skyrim-forever]

#okay ive gotta stop being stupid today #pls don't send me hate Christians its a joke #I think your guy is quite cool #his fandom not so much #tes #tesblr #oblivion #martin septim #meme

[pa-pa-plasma]

look i'm gonna say it. some relationships are not queer, & that's okay. you don't have to cling to the idea that it's only okay if you can somehow make it queer. it's okay to be in a cishet relationship. the type of relationship doesn't make you less queer & it doesn't make cishet people inherently like. evil or something. chill out

#i keep seeing posts implying that only queer relationships are okay & seeing people being so afraid to be considered cishet #like. some queer people will get confused for being cishet. that's fine. you don't have to get angry at that. simple mistake #like i understand what you guys are saying but it just looks to me like you guys are shitting on straight people #there are trans het & cis gay people in the community. saying being cis or het is bad & should be avoided & argued against is just weird #like i 100% get you guys are trying to do some positivity thing but. does it have to be stupid #i get that some relationships that appear cishet are actually queer but if both people are cis & of opposite sexes & genders then like #i don't see how it's a queer relationship #you can BE queer & out & proud but a het relationship is a het relationship #if i started dating a guy i wouldn't say it wasn't #idk maybe i'm tired & confused but like. het relationships are not evil & it just makes it confusing to describe if you claim it's gay #like it's fine to joke i get that but when people start saying shit about how much they hate cis or het or cishet people fr like. shut up

[joey-the-boy]

I'm mid-rewatch of The Hollow and I forgot how much I hated these motherfuckers in season one

#I feel like the audience is supposed to hate Kai #or at least find him annoying #but I'm pretty sure you're supposed to find Adam and Mira charming or something #I mean I didn't have a problem with Mira as much as the others #but she really would just laugh along to the mean spirited jokes thrown between Kai and Adam #which didn't really sit right with me #she also treated Kai like he was stupid #when he would just sort of misunderstand social cues #I mean he is annoying #but it's because he's a coward who's constantly trying to act big and bad #not because he's an idiot #and Adam is just kinda... #boring? #be honest y'all only like him bc he's gay rep #he's rude to everyone and constantly has to have his way #I ended up really connecting to the characters in season two in my first watch #so we'll see if that happens again #but right now these fuckers are insufferable to me personally #the hollow netflix #the Hollow #the hollow mira #the hollow adam #the hollow kai #btw I do really like this show #i just like to complain #words by joey

[itspileofgoodthings]

this is why I like teaching and like teaching boys especially because they WILL be little toads and make stupid and occasionally cruel jokes but I am in a position where I can call them on it, challenge them, make them reflect, make them feel bad. and they're young enough and unhardened enough that they often do! the heart shows through.

#the simple truth is that i feel so helpless when it's men doing it #i suppose because i AM #i don't know guys. i've just been reflecting so much on casual misogyny and stupidity and it is making me feel physically ill #i almost hate it more when it's 'just a joke' #teaching tag #anyway

[hamartia-grander]

So funny how quickly my spite overrides literally every other emotion. You cannot do anything to me because once I launch Spite.exe everything else gets force shutdown.

#Personal #Kinda #I was really disheartened and discouraged from writing because someone reported my silly ao3 tag as “harassment” #And just the fact that someone out there hates me so much they'd do that over a very obviously facetious tag is just. It hurts. #And I was like aw man I don't wanna write anymore bc someone hates me so bad :'( #And then my Spite was like bitch someone HATES you. Now you have to give them a reason to. #To whatever bitchass misogynist reported me I hope you know you've only served to increase my drive to write #To make your life miserable #No but fr how fucking childish can you be. Block me mute me whatever. But reporting a stupid joke tag is literally fucking insane #I'll return your pettiness in kind don't worry <3