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only-lonely-lovers · 5 months

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07.20.2022

tags: dirty talk, possessive language, blowjobs

Bird is あ / Avvy is つ

あ：Man after typing about jerkoffsies, I got soo distracted thinking about Hanako's depraved inner thought stream… I think it's just so intense at times, unfathomably [snarling] once he gets going. So much so that, I still think it could descend on him sf hard even if he has already been fooling with Nene and Tsukasa. if it's early enough in them doing anything together, and if he were to be stoked to touch himself. Myahh i like this actually being a Nene-motivated thing -- i do think she's able to have a sentiment like, "this kind of thing is therapeutic for hanako-kun…" he's way too stiff and rebuffing things at times. just want to see him have to engage with something like jerking himself off [sucks in drool] it would be good for him

but for Nene to like herd things to be direction to Tsukasa as well. and for her to not understand that doing this will make Hanako really like [rhg.. fkhgk…. FHHHGF, GN KILL YOU AGAIN!!!!!! -VIOLENT MOTIONS, LOOKING INSANE-] … i like the thought of her witnessing this after seeing a fairly restrained Hanako, in the grand scheme of things. very w-whoa.. [but admiring the intensity, a little dazzled by it, not as concerned as she could be…]

[japanese accent] pashhon…

つ：I'm seeing it I'm seeing the passhon I like to think Hanako if directed towards tsukasa would be…. very good actually at saying things that 'pass' for Nene as not THAT crazy (not directly alluding to murder) and yet to Tsukasa are exactly and only about the murder

more vagueries about how Tsukasa just wants it all over again, its all he ever thinks about, wants to make nene see it, and also being like,NNNNAND I WANT HER TO SEE IT TOO!!!! [want to HORRIFY MY GIRLFRIEND, DON'T WE ALL]

あ：oh so very sick…. feels like it would be ah. mad ramblings… You want her to see what I'm capable of don't you. etc etc…

Fun to think about it toeing such a line.. like I do think Hanako cannot control stalling about stuff and avoiding direct convo (this is already so much more direct than he has managed to be in years)… getting a bit, hysterical. i think it's easy to get. like. accusatory in tone. ehh it's like venting some of the helplessness, like, youuu… you of course you love this DONT YOU !> fH ??!? FUCK hrhg

つ：Tsukasa also being more intensely receptive than ever makes her feel like oh i did something good for everyone .o. me so…. contribute

あ：me good girl…

つ：begins jerking hanako off while he rambles. which is going to make the limiter rip off

but I like a scenario where yashiro is jerking him off, he's talking at a tsukasa under him, and it's in this circumstance that he finally starts melting into KILL YOUKILLYOULKILGLGK KILL YOUKILL YOU [SPITTING] SKKLILL KILL YOU KILLYOU and Nene feels like she can't understand.. language

he's… what. what is he saying [was expecting hanako to… start rambling that he loves tsukasa, or something…..] not how you think the uncorking would go. grabs nene's still hand around his cock though and violently humps into it

OH DON'T STOP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [boorishly] BUT I'M SO CLOSE HAHAHAHAHAHA YASHIRO DON'T YOU WANNA SEE ME FINISHHHH???? KLl;fdjkl1!!

あ：The preamble to this having felt more… understandable, to her. Like [to tsukasa] Just feels great for you. To obsess over it. Must be great for you to feel. [and so on]

I think she was genuinely kind of like ah swooons when Hanako-kun is like this aheh.e…… when I can start something myself💞

but simply DEVOLVING into a frothing animal. WANT TO WANT TO WANT TO DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAIN !! KILL YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!!!!

the idea of Tsukasa himself being lke ohhh nene-chan don;t stoppp hjgfhdfg kjdfl [griffin dying over the soundboard] oh god ohhh please please

つ：full whore for brother mode nene-chaaaan nooooooo pant pant doesn't he sound so goood right now ? can't you hear it….. touches Amane's chest with his hand…..

it's so loud right now….. [his desires, but to nene it comes across as his heartbeat being referred to, which is nonsense cuz hanako doesnt have one… so its bizarre, like tsukasa is delusional]

あ：Entering the full on crazy crazy world crazy two boys world

つ：hhhhhhhssssss unfortunately the yorishiro situation. does feel like. Amane made Tsukasa His with his actions.

あ：The seal just feels like a brand, a mark, made 'his'. It's…. obscene. but Tsukasa certainly is the way he is due to the excessiveness of the situation

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あ：Man I really had my own 'so horny i need to be dissolved in pig slop' etc. moment last night before bed. I just feel like we should be candid. had to jerk off a lot

つ：wow!!! where was he….

i felt like this morning i woke up immediately suddenly having revelation about ownership tying into yorishiro, for no reason. its like all the information accrued at once. congealed into a conclusion already. i hadn't been thinking of it before

あ：I was nowhere of importants. (thinkin about. the girls both sucking me off.)

つ：i'm glad I got into your brain with it. Ah its funny for Hanako to walk himself backwards into a sex fixation while condescending to his hoes in annoyance. Being annoyed with them accidentally expands his mind. Gets him just grabbing their hair and keeping them busy. But as it transpires its.. ah this. is a lot actually. [becomes catatonic]

the freedom to hold one still to jab in deeper into them for a while. switch at leisure. rub on whoever. its like being at a buffet.

あ：It is . yeah It's such a circumstance of getting owned by something you did to be like condescending, oh if you like it so much etc. But then its just so. WHAT did you think was going to happen…

the ah switching and alternating between, and observing eagerness present in both. 6_e

つ：guy who started off sensitive about receiving blowjob has become too acclimated to them. and makes himself sick

あ：MISTAKE!!!!!!!!! you really got too used to them now you're somewhere dangerous. RGH FKD G !~!!!!!!

つ：plus I think nauseatingly they will both be like cute with each other. They will like bump heads and giggle

[tsukasa pausing to pick a hair out of yashiro's mouth] [also just like propping self on palm sometimes to stare]

あ：it's a good thing they have each other.

but genuinely it is good, i think it helps yashiro be less stressed and feel supported. you worry on her own hanako would just be too much of an intimidating fortress and barely giving her an inch. which means when she was finally in a position to give a blowjob the pressure would feel immense yk. like oh my god if i fuck up the consequences… but tsukasa is here to bite hanako by the ankles regularly and keep him in place. and also let her understand he is crazy about the situation. simply persist. ganbatte

someone to rub your shoulders and show you how to really relish in something. much to enjoy. ohh don't forget to make eye contact. tsukasa kind of has this energy of someone going "watch this" [does something crazy] [it lands, undeniably]

つ：teach her to not be so worried about doing it perfectly either…. I think Yashiro would be ah, worried of. looking. unsexy or doing something stupid… but in her defense she IS constantly under threat of Hanako mocking her ….. Tsukasa needs to be here to really do more whimsical things and prove that Hanako is not so picky nor complex in this state.

on her own I think Yashiro worries… about Hanako suddenly being, put off, or anything else… the moody guy, it's already risky… feel like you're juggling, sometimes…..

あ：Sigh yeah…. and in general a girl who has thought about like, performing well as a girlfriend, she's thinking harder about the do's and donts… don't want to fail at being gf. in a circumstance with a NORMAL guy it'd be pretty intimidating, and she could feel like she fucked up and cry a lot over something. let alone…..

You need back up… back up as powerful as tsukasa who is not afraid to just seem like an overly eager child pawing at, mouthing cock. and yet his eyes roll back still

つ：and yashiro can sit back at times and feel, ah…. it. looks nice and interesting in its own way 6.6;;

meanwhile hanako watching the transference of information is seeking the time and place of his own death

あ：not liek this. it was never supposed to be like this. Anhghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh comes

つ：it would be cute for coming to make him slightly stressed out as he's like i c. i cant ch. i can't choose one of them. i d. ic. [holds them both back to nut] [but this creates such an effect of seeming like its a display fklsd;jfsf]

あ：the implications of choosing one really is like omfggg i cant i cant do that. NO literally don't think about anything & don't internalize anything

つ：they will unfortunately watch while held by the hair and when released, Tsukasa kickstarts the lick-clean process, another thing to teach Yashiro

あ：mentally like i literally can't do this ever again. goodbye thank you for your service

つ：why did i think i could do this. whats wrong with me

あ：Of course they have to make it. so.

つ：sadly though you have taught the dogs new tricks and they are ape together strong

あ：[just silence in the brain]

At this point I think it's just so, ahm, almost comically expected for Hanako to be severe for days and not initiate on his own

I think on their own they must even confer like sigh Hanako-kun is doing that thing he does…. He's acting like he has no p*nis some sort of utter refusal to whip it out

つ：have lost the privilege. have abused my penis. have subjected it to torture. it is afraid now

あ：Nene sighing like oh he gets like that… tsukasa: it's very amane-like. [we both nod………… un un…………… so amane-like…………]

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oh-for-fic-sake · 3 years

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Would you ever write something about daddy Henry giving his little maintenance spankings to make sure she behaves (because she's a little brat)?😋

Summary: Maintenance spanking for a naughty little girl who didnt want her icecream after dinner.

Warnings: DDLG, Spanking, Swearing, Temper Tantrums, a Waste Of Ice Cream

Tagging: @viking-raider

"What the hell was that young lady?" Henry growled as he thundered down the hall hearing your foul language.

After throwing a tantrum in the kitchen about eating veggies you'd had the audacity to get up from the table without being excused and thought he let you eat ice-cream instead.

It was a ballsy move, opening the icebox freezer when he had told you not to and fishing out ice-cream he had forbid you from eating before finishing your dinner.

Henry had enough by that point, you'd done all this in front of him with a haughty little expression

You thought you'd be spared a spanking because of your tooth ache but you were wrong, very wrong.

After standing up and confiscating the spoon you'd got to eat your icecream you'd run off whilst he called for you to sit down and eat your dinner.

You huffed and left the kitchen tipping over your chair on the way out prompting him to follow.

And now here he was standing at the door to the living room where you had stormed off to and was now sulking.

"you want to repeat that to my face little one?" he growled hearing the half muttered curse words you were calling him.

"N-nothing daddy" you gasped panicking slightly eyes wide as you realise your little fit may have just cost you.

"Oh no go on daddy's a what? Come on tell me" he grunted tipping his head at you frowning non to impressed with you cussing him out under your breath.

"Go on princess what is daddy?" He grunted staring at you

"A... very handsome amazing king?" You tried to backtrack and pretend that you hadn't just been cussing him out to Kal who was sitting in the corner giving you the 'ooo your in trouble' eyes.

"Really because it sounded to me that you called me an asshole?" Henry asked shifting on his feet casually looking huge and intimidating by the door blocking your only exit.

"No daddy I-I'd never do that!" you spoke voice going high as you realised he may be serious this time.

"And lying too? Oh no poppet! No no no!" He growled crossing the room.

You squeaked and turned on all fours trying to scamper away over the sofa.

You were fast but he was faster henry managed to cross the room and sit on the sofa capturing your ankles and dragged you back as you whimpered yelling as he held you face down over his lap.

"Now here we go, a little brat needing a reminder~" he hummed striking your up turned bottom in a loud slap, the sting was instant even through the jeans.

"And why? Because daddy is an asshole that wont let you eat a whole litre tub of caramel ice-cream after refusing to eat your dinner" he huffed holding you down with one hand as you made a fuss.

"No I'm sorry daddy no!" You whined kicking out trying to find some leverage to kick off and escape.

Henry moved propping his knee higher so you wouldn't kick the table beside the sofa and knock everything off.

"Now now none of that, after all I'm an asshole and wont listen" he said in a jovial mood despite you being rude?

"bu-but daddy my tooth hurts!!??" you yipped trying to fight him but he was just to big and strong.

"and now your ass will too!" He muttered moved quickly tugging your jeans down as you squirmed wriggling your hips trying to get away only managing to help him pull them over your bottom dragging your small knickers with them leaving you bare.

You cried out covering your bottom only for him to tuck both wrists in one hand holding them in your back before letting out a chuckle.

"Oh baby look at this pale little rump~" he teased patting the still cold cheeks rubbing a little heat into them.

"Noo daddy please don't! I'm sorry!" you cried out as he move popping your cheeks a few times letting a slow warmth creep across them.

"Nothing says sorry like a little red tushy and you haven't had one of those in a while love its why your being a brat!" he commented before landing heavier spanks across your bottom.

You kicked out but it was futile, you whined in defeat hanging your head sniffling resigning yourself to a spanking.

"Good girl, now you hold still while daddy sees to this very naughty botty" he said cheerfully before beginning to administer a proper thrashing.

Your sobbing began quite quickly as he began to impart a lesson onto your vulnerable cheeks scolding you all the while about being rude and naughty.

You squirmed as he lit a fire in your ass giving you something to be sorry about, leaving stinging burning swats over the whole of your ass without breaking a sweat.

"there we go! A very red bottom~ Something to be embarrassed about"

"oh baby your butt is soo cute all red and hot~ like a tiny rip cherry daddy is tempted to take a bite" he teased as you wailed below the sting was to much and your bottom was swelling already.

" there we go! A very sorry little princess...Now you will be marching right back to the table and eat your veggies without the attitude!" he scolded finally tipping you up to stand you your own two feet beside him as you sobbed into your hands trying to hide your shameful tears in your palms.

"y-yes daddy... B-but my tooth really did hurt daddy" you offered pitifully as you wiped your face on your sleeves.

"i know, you have a trip to the dentist tomorrow for an emergency appointment" he explained slowly bending over to capture your knickers and began shimmying them up your legs.

"nooOOOoo daddy i dont wana goo!!!" you complained at him shaking your knees trying not to stomp at him before your undies were even covering you.

"well thats a shame isnt it? Your going now come on up we get" he drolled finally pulling your knickers over your bottom but made you step out of your jeans

"daddy?- I want-" you pointed to your thick jeans that would offer some protection should he decide to give you a few more swats.

"nope, these are staying off, its warm enough and means I can get to you easier if you start acting up again now into the kitchen" and stood up pointing to the door.

You blinked at him eyes still wet with tears, lip quivering but he raised a brow prompting you to spin and head for the door at a snails pace.

"mush" he said walking behinde you patting your tender ass making you yelp and move faster.

"now you will finish half of your mash potato and all of your carrots! Daddy made soft veggies specially for you tonight and your sore tooth" he instructed leading you over to your seat whilst fetching your plate out of the oven where henry had put it to keep warm before chasing you.

You sniffed but took the offered fork and began eating small bites feeling sorry for yourself.

Henry moved to the sink quickly rinsing his own plate once he was sure you were eating nicely.

"oh look? The icecream you were trying to sneak is all melted now well that is a shame isn't it?" he said whilst picking up the drenched ben and jerry's carton you had been trying to steal.

He shook his head and stepped on the peddle of the bin

You whined tearing up as the carton hit the bottom of the bin with finality.

Instantly you burst into tears again holding your arms out making grabby hands to him.

"come on love eat your dinner" the scolded nodding to your half full plate.

"b-but daddy that was a full carton?!" you cried out loud upset over the loss of your special icecream.

"yes well brats don't get icecream now finish your dinner" he said with no remorse what's ever

"but what about pudding?" you whimpered moving to nibble another baby carrot as slowly as you possibly could.

"you get none, now hurry and eat before daddy thinks you need another reminder to do as your told" he threatened calmly leaning back on the counter watching you closely as you picked at your food.

You looked down in self pity and began to eat a little faster

"if you finish everything on your plate you can have some chocolate custard" he caved unable to see you so miserable but wanted to remain firm.

"r-really daddy?" you sniffled peering at him shyly

"yes poppet but only if you clean your plate" he reiterated making you smile softly to yourself and nodded before eating your dinner nicely.

#henry cavill #henry cavill x reader #henry cavill imagine #henry cavill headcanon #henry cavill x little!reader #oh-for-fic-sake ask #oh for fic sake headcannon

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samcrobae · 4 years

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Nanny, Part 2

Gif credit: @racheldare

More single Daddy Angel comin up 🥰 this is a little long so I apologize but I really wanted to set up the next part of the story. Sorry if there are spelling errors, it’s 12:10 AM here and I didn’t proof read the whole thing. Hope you like it!

If I missed you in the tags please message me so I can be sure to keep you added to my lists!

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EZ and Coco pulled up to Angels and were surprised to see your car parked in the driveway. “Damn, she’s here early.” Coco said.

Coco landed 4 quick and hard pounds to the door before Angel flung it open.

“Yo what the fuck..were you raised by a barbarian?! Shit Natalie and Y/N are asleep.” Angel scolded.

EZ studied Angel’s face before wiggle his eyebrows at him. “Wait, Y/N is asleep? She spent the night?”

“Ahhhh I fuckin knew it! I knew you had a nanny kink hermano.” Coco jabbed Angels ribs.

Both EZ and Angel let out a scoff, “dude, why? Why are you like this? A nanny kink? She takes care of my kid.”

Coco furrowed his brows, “What, dont yuck my yum pendejo. Gotta try it at least once.”

The three men made their way into the house and were greeted by you walking into the kitchen, Natalie on your hip.

“Oh, morning guys. Angel, I’ll make some coffee in a minute.”

“Nah, I already got it. Made you a cup.” He handed the mug to you and you at the table. “Alright well hey we gotta head out, I know it’s early but you’re already here.”

You waved him away as you took a sip of your coffee, “yes. Go. Have a good day guys.”

Angel leaned over the table and kissed your cheek and then picked Natalie up and spun her around. Angel has only ever shown any physical contact or physical emotion towards you twice in the last almost 4 months you had been with them. Last night and just now. What was happening? Was he just thankful you were there last night to help out? The contact was definitely welcomed and the fact that they were kisses made it that much better. Of course,Angel was a dreamboat and anyone with eyes could see that. But what was this new side of him?

“When papi comes back, we gotta get ready for our trip tomorrow! Gonna go to the beach mama?!” He blew raspberries into her neck making her shriek.

“Alright, be good for Y/N okay? You had her up all night I’m sure.”

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Angel, EZ, and Coco pull into the scrapyard and park their bikes. EZ making conversation with Angel as they head inside.

“You should invite her this weekend. To San Francisco.”

“Invite who?” Angel took out a cigarette and held it between his teeth and lit it as he spoke.

“Y/N. Who else?”

“Why the hell would I invite her to a family trip to San Francisco?”

“Oh come on Angel. I mean she’s with you every single day the last 4 months, takes amazing care of Natalie, takes care of you, she already spends a lot of time with the MC, you’re practically in love with her. She’s kinda family.”

“Im not in love with her.” He throws his cigarette to the ground and stomps it out with his boot.

EZ holds his hands up in surrender, a smirk on his face. “If you say so...”

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“Go Natalie go!” You were running around in the backyard with her before dinner when you looked up and saw Angel at the kitchen window. You hadn’t heard his bike pull up but you waved for him to come outside. He loved watching you with her. The way her big eyes looked up at you, how gentle you were with her, the way Natalie had complete trust in you. It made him feel so at home with you there. At ease.

He heads outside and greets Natalie. “Papi!”

“There’s my princesa!” He runs to her and scoops her up planting a kiss on her nose. “Did you have a good day with Y/N?”

“Yes she did, and we may or may not have gone to Target and bought some coloring books, crayons and bubbles for her to take with you on your trip tomorrow.” You smooth down her hair and turn to start cleaning up some of the mess in the yard.

“Hey, you uhhh, you wanna come with us? Tomorrow? We’re gonna be gone the weekend. Gonna be the family. The MC. And it just makes sense you come.” Angel squinted his eyes in the sun as he stared at you, you suddenly feeling very small under his gaze.

“Um... yeah. Sure! Sounds like fun!”

“Yeah? He raised his brows.

You smiled and placed a hand over your eyes, shielding them from the sun, “Yeah, why not? Sounds like a good time. I made lasagna, it’s warming in the oven so I’ll head home and pack a bag.”

“Alright cool, I’m thinking we head out early ? I’ll pick you up around 7:30 tomorrow morning. We’ll stop for some coffee after I get you.”

“Okay, I will see you tomorrow then. Good night Natalie!” You lean in and give her a kiss on her forehead. Angel looks at you and pretends to be offended “what about me?”

You laugh and shrug him off “goodnight Angel.”

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The drive there was a bit longer than expected but you finally made it. Bishop had rented a huge beach house for everyone and you were the last to arrive. You said your hellos and hugged everyone and you all began to get unpacked. “I’m just gonna change into my bathing suit and we can head down to the water.” You said to Angel picking up your bikini and heading to the bathroom.

“Okay cool, we’ll meet you down there!” He shouted through the bathroom door.

You look yourself over in the mirror, suddenly feeling self conscious about the way you looked. Why did you all of a sudden care? Grabbing your cover up you head down to the beach.

“You left Natalie’s sun hat inside. All that sun beaming on her tiny head isn’t good for her Angel.” You fasten it on and turn to look at him again “did you put sunscreen on her?”

“Of course I did! Now come on, let’s get In the water.”

You remove your coverup and suddenly felt Angel and EZ’s gaze shift to you. You could feel them look you up and down and all you wanted to do was bury yourself in the sand. Instead you placed Natalie on your hip and ran towards the water. Angel couldn’t help it. His eyes immediately went to your ass. Your curves were unbelievable. “What the fuck.” He muttered to himself before joining you in the waves.

“Papi splash!!” Natalie started splashing her hands around in the water and Angel pretended she was really doing some damage to him.

“No! Nooooooo!” He fell down into the water and sent Natalie into a burst of giggles. EZ came up and Natalies attention automatically went to him. Next to you, he was her favorite person.

As Angel was getting up, you took this as your opportunity to send a giant wave of splashes at him, catching him off guard.

“Oh you play dirty!” He shouted.

“You have no idea” you replied.

Suddenly the look in his eye changed from playful to devilish and he charged right for you.

“No! Angel. No! Don’t!” You shouted.

He charged at you and threw you over his shoulder running into the waves before playfully tossing you down , him going down with you.

Ez, Coco, and Letty looked on as they played with Natalie.

“Ugh. They’re so cute. Perfect for each other. And he’s legit happy. I haven’t seen him this happy in like, ever. If they don’t end up together, I just might die.”

EZ rolled his eyes, “okay miss dramatic. But you’re right. She would be really good for him. And Natalie.”

Letty gave EZ the side eye then looked on at the two of you in the water. “You know what? I have an idea.”

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hxpemingi · 4 years

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missing puzzle piece <3 s.c.b

a/n: this is my first ever lil au that ive written so please bare with me as i’m typing this as i go hehe (✿◠‿◠) sorry for any grammatical errors!!

Summary: you and changbin have been friends for years, you’ve always had a soft spot for this kid. You have always had those lingering thoughts in the back of your mind that maybe one day this friendship could turn into something more..

word count: 2.6k

genre/rating: oneshot!, friends to lovers!, female reader, college age, fluff, just pure fluff, angst if you squint.

As the summer winds down and the sense of the cool breeze fills the air, i know soon enough that the fall semester is coming closer. i dont mind school all that much, its even better that i get to spend the day with one of my closest friends changbin. we’ve been friends for gosh knows how long and we act like brother and sister at this point. But nonetheless, theres always that feeling of “what if” in the back of my mind.... what if we did end up dating? I always feel like a puzzle with a missing piece.... I want to find someone to complete the puzzle. As i shove those thoughts to the back of my mind i hear my phone buzzing on my bed.

-Binnie 6:30pm-

what u doing tonight? are you free??

-Y/N 6:33pm-

i have a hot date with a bowl of ice cream and the couch tonight, but i guess i can rain check. whatchu got planned?

-Binnie 6:37pm-

Wanna go to the beach with me and the boys? we plan on chilling and watching the sunset with a fire and a few drinks. whaddya say you in?

-Y/N 6:40pm-

count me in...pick me up in 30

-Binnie 6:45pm-

shweeeeet see u then

As soon as i see that text, i put my phone down and change out of some comfy clothes and change into shorts and a cropped tee. I should probably bring a hoodie but i know Changbin has a few in his car. I swear that man has a whole closet in his car. I put on a pair of slip on shoes so that way i can take them off when I’m at the beach. As I’m putting on shoes i see Changbin’s car pull into my driveway. After grabbing my house keys and purse I head down the driveway to get into the car where Felix and Han are in the backseat giving me the front seat.

“Glad you gave up your hot date with ice cream to hangout with us tonight” Changbin says as he heads down the road to get to the beach.

“You know i was gonna finish Avatar tonight and cry over my love for zuko but NOOOOOOO i’m gonna become a babysitter for 9 kids as they throw each other in the ocean” i say with the slightest bit of sarcasm

“Oh c’mon Y/N, the ending of avatar can wait. theres supposed to be a comet tonight!!!!” Felix chirps from the backseat

“Yeah Y/N the sky is supposed to be clear and we’ll be able to see it pass by, you wont be able to see it for another 100 years!” Han chimes in.

“They’re right Y/N, it’s a perfect night to watch it. When will you ever be able to say you’ve seen a comet pass by in your lifetime?” Changbin adds to the conversation.

“I’m pretty sure I saw a comet that time where we were all star gazing on Minho’s roof last summer” i say to them as changbin pulls into the beach parking lot.

“Y/N i hate to break it to you, but that was an airplane.” Han says while Felix giggles.

I turn back at the giggling fools and give them a glare.

“I SHALL STAND BY THE FACT THAT IT WAS A COMET YOU TWO” i say back to the boys as Changbin puts the car into park.

We meet up with the rest of the boys who are currently setting up a makeshift fire pit and setting out some foldable chairs, thats when i realize theres 9 chairs but 10 people. Guess I will have to sit in the sand. I don’t worry about it too much when i see Chan currently chasing Seungmin with a dead jellyfish on a stick trying to poke him. We haven’t been here a total of 5 minutes and there’s already chaos.

After an hour or two of the boys running around in the sand, throwing each other in the water, and a quite competitive game of tag, the sun starts to turn the sky the most beautiful shades of orange and red. Chan runs to his car to grab a speaker and Hyunjin starts a fire. Pretty soon the boys gather around the fire when Jeongin says

“Guys theres only 9 chairs and 10 of us...”

“I’ll just sit on the sand.” I say as I get ready to sit in the sand.

“Y/N, just sit on my lap” Changbin says quietly as you didn’t hear him walk up behind you

“Nono Binnie it’s fine I-”

“No excuses, now come on” he says as he drags me with my hand in his.

While I’m sure no one saw that encounter, I’m pretty sure they see the huge blush that has crept across my face. Sure I’ve sat on changbins lap before, we do it when theres movie night at Woojins place. It’s nothing new between us but my feelings for Changbin push through my mind and soon enough, I’m sitting on his lap trying to make myself comfy on his thighs. Changbin casually snakes his hands across my waist and i suddenly freeze up. Well thats new, he normally never does that. I try to relax my body and for some reason, it feels natural. I suddenly feel safe in his arms.

“Does anyone know when this whole comet thing will come??” Minho says as the music plays in the background.

“According to my phone, it says that we’ll be able to see it pass through around 10 or so.” Felix says as he looks it up on his phone.

“Well since we have time to kill, how about a friendly game of truth or dare?” Hyunjin adds to the conversation.

the group and I nod our heads in agreement as the game of truth or dare starts.

“Seungmin, Truth or dare?” Hyunjin starts off.

“Dare” Seungmin says non chalantly.

“I dare you to run into the ocean with your shoes on” hyunjin says while everyone giggles

“Really? I just bought these shoes ughhhhh” Seungmin sighs as he gets up from his chair and runs towards the water

“I hate this i hate this i hate this” he says as everyone by the fire laughs hysterically

Once he returns back to the shore where the fire pit is, he takes off his shoes and sits down with a huff.

“alright lets see, Y/N truth or dare?” He says as his eyes direct towards me and changbin.

I’m not one to play these games so i decided to play it safe

“Truth” i say

“BOOORRRRRINGGGGGGG” Han says from the other side of the fire

“Hmm, when was the last time you kissed a boy?” he says and the group falls silent

Shit, when was the last time i kissed someone? well besides my cat Lucifer i don’t think i’ve ever kissed anyone? Do I lie and say last week? or do I tell the truth and say no one?

“uhhh never” I say in a quiet voice as everyone eyes are glued to me still. I can feel Changbins gaze on me as he tenses up a little bit, squeezing his arms a little tighter around me

“You really haven’t kissed anyone? Not even that kid you were seeing last semester?” Changbin whispers into my ear

“No we went on two dates and he was a total square and was really boring, he never initiated anything anyways” I say back

“Alrighty Y/N, you can ask a truth or dare or have someone else pick” Seungmin says as he waits for my response

“uhm, Changbin can pick who goes next” I say as I look down at the sand, my feet becoming more interesting

“Can I dare myself?” Changbin says as the group shares a puzzled look with eachother. It’s quiet for a moment before Chan says

“I mean it’s not a rule that you can’t do it but I guess go ahead buddy”

“Alright, I dare myself that I go on a walk with Y/N for a bit. You guys can keep playing” he says and I perk my head up and turn around facing him, giving him a puzzled look.

“Why would you wanna dare yourself to do something so casual?” I say as I get up off of his lap. My waist feeling empty as I grew used to having Changbins arms wrapped around me

“It was beginning to get boring anyways, plus my leg fell asleep from you sitting on it” he chuckles

As we two walk away from the guys who are giggling and laughing, their voices become faint as all I hear are the waves crashing along the shore. It’s peaceful, it’s quiet, and it’s just Changbin and I.

It’s silent for a few minutes before Changbin exhales and stops for a moment to look at the water and the stars up in the sky.

“How come you never told me you haven’t kissed anyone? Cmon Y/N we’ve been friends for years. We tell eachother everything” Changbin says and I look over at the water avoiding his eye contact

“I just didn’t think it was that big of a deal. How lame is it that I haven’t even had my first kiss and my younger sister has for gods sake? I sound like a loser saying it. It’s easy for you to say, I bet you boast to the boys on how many girls fling themselves at you.” I say with a hint of jealousy at the end.

“I don’t think it’s lame y/n, you’re just saving yourself for someone special. And no I do not brag to the boys about “all the girls I get” when in reality I have a different girl in mind.” He says as he goes and steps in front of me. Faces inches away from each other.

I take a few steps back to get some space between us. He’s acting different. It seems like this girl is really sweet from the sounds of it. I try not to act jealous when I start to ask about her

“Who’s this special girl in mind huh? How come you never brought this up to me? Do I approve of her?” I start to spit fire questions at Changbin before he starts talking again.

“I’ve never brought it up to you because I don’t want to ruin anything that I already have with her. I’ve been so nervous to fully confess my feelings because there’s that thought in the back of my mind that maybe she doesn’t like me back.” Changbin rambles when you cut him off

“Why don’t you man up and do it already? I mean the worst thing she could say is no right? Who knows, maybe she does like you back.” I say and Changbin blurts out

“I like you a lot y/n, like a lot a lot”

Holy shit

Seo Changbin, my best friend of 11 years

Just confessed

That he likes me????

“I- I- really? You’re kidding right? Changbin don’t play with my feelings-“ I say before he cuts me off

“Y/n I’m serious, I’ve liked you for a long time and I didn’t know how you would feel, but I know it was stupid of me to confess you know? I probably ruined everything and now our friendship is ruined and nothing will ever be the same again and I-“ before he rambles himself into oblivion i cut him off.

“The feelings mutual binnie, I’ve liked you for god knows how long” i say as he looks up at me.

“I’ve liked you since that day when I jumped off the jungle gym in 3rd grade and you helped me to the nurses office. I’ve always had those feelings for you but I always pushed them back in my head because who knows how you would feel right? So whenever you went and saw other girls it made me the slightest bit jealous. Always wondering if that could be us someday. So then I went on dates with guys but nothing lasted for more than one date. They weren’t you Changbin. It was always you” I say so fast i almost run out of breath

We look at eachother for a few moments before Changbin wraps one of his arms around my waist, taking his other and tucking a few strands of loose hair behind my ear. We look at each other for a few moments as my hands snake up around his neck, definitely a feeling I could get used too. His eyes go from my eyes, down to my lips, then back up to my eyes.

“Since you never had your first kiss, may I?” Changbin says as he’s looking at me like I’m the finest piece of art in the world. Taking in everyone of my features.

“I’d thought you’d never ask” I say with a grin.

He closes the distance between us and both of our eyes close. His lips are warm and soft. Although I’ve never kissed anyone before I start to follow his lead and mirror what he’s doing. It’s a slow and adoring kiss. Not anything fast or sensual. We take our time to see how our lips mold into one another. We break away for a few moments and Changbin puts his forehead on mine.

“You know for not kissing anyone, it seems like you knew what you were doing” he says with a childish grin

“Eh from all the rom coms I’ve watched I feel like I had a good grasp of what I was doing” I say back before he kisses me again.

I kiss him as if he’s going to disappear from me, pretty soon he has both of his hands around my waist, squeezing my sides earning a quiet yelp from me. We break away the kiss again and i see him look up in the sky.

“Y/n there it is!!! It’s the comet” he says as he turns me around, hugging me from behind. His chin rests gently on my shoulder as we look at the comet pass by.

“I don’t think I’ve seen anything more jaw dropping than this before” I say as i look closely at the comet passing by.

“Oh trust me princess, this comet is pretty. but nothing will compare to you” he says as he pecks my neck with kisses.

“We should probably go back before the guys round up a search party for us.” i say while leaving his touch and grab his hand, heading back to the crazy bunch of boys.

Once we make our way back to the gang they look at us with questioning looks, we’re both smiling like idiots and our hands are intertwined.

“What took you guys so long??? You missed the comet, you should’ve seen it!” Jeongin says

“Do i even wanna know what happened?” Chan says, raising a brow at us.

“Don’t worry guys, we stopped and saw the comet too. Nothing crazy happened.” Changbin says with a sheepish grin and I start giggling

“Did you two confess to one another yet? I’ve been waiting for this.” Hyunjin says as the boys nod their heads in agreement.

“Yeah Bin, did you finally grow a set and confess? I was getting sick of the late night texts saying “ooooo im in L word my guy” “bro she looks so good today”- UGH” Han continues to ramble while Felix elbows him in the gut.

Changbin and I look at each other and start laughing, he leans down and pecks me on the lips. Earning a few “awws” and an “ew” from Jeongin.

“Does that answer everyones questions?” Changbin says as we sit back down by the fire.

We sit back down and start chatting at the fire, talking about the comet and small talk in between. For the first time in my life, I feel content with everything. Content with these 8 crazy boys I can call my friends. And Changbin, everything feels so right finally. It feels like all the puzzle pieces have been put together

Changbin was my missing puzzle piece.

And now the puzzle is complete.

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✨ Unfiltered Joker thoughts ✨

I watched Joker with a bunch of lovely clowns on my Discord and while they werewolf’d in the chat, I typed out my thoughts here as they came to me. These are unedited, unfiltered, and exactly as they were in my head. I don’t know who’d be interested in this but 🤷‍♀️ who doesn’t love unfiltered thoughts about our man? NSFW ahead in places, lmao and some self-ship elements because it’s always on my mind.

There are Controversial Things within, I’m sure - be nice about it if you wanna comment, or unfollow/block etc. if it bothers you I won’t take it personally. I will take it personally if I’m sent a rude message, though. Fair warning. You curate your own online experience so scroll past silently if you gotta!🥰🥰🥰🥰

Tagging @arthurflecc @jokerownsmysoul @daincrediblegg @sweet-nothings04 bc they were in the chat and missed me there!!

Word count: 4, 597.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG JOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJO -

*Presses play*

OMG THERE HE IS BABYYYYYYYY ~

Ugh that white shirt... 🥵

“paint me like one of your french girls” 👀

oh, honey, no.

Don’t force yourself to smile, my love, it’s okay. you can be hurting.

sweet angel who can do no wrong asdfghjkl

wanna kiss that tear away...

CARNIVALCARNIVAL CARNIVAL *STARTS SWAYING IN MY SEAT*

jaunty piano to juxtapose his shitty mood

you spin me right round, baby, right round...

ohhh, baby 🥺🥺🥺

someone’s honky lmaoooooo ~

that cello

Ohhhh, darling man.... i’m so sorry. I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry

WOOPS CRYINGGGG ~

sweet angel love still tryna be funy with the flower squirting...

what else will squirt tonight???👀

ohhh, darling. deep breaths baby. it’s okay. you’re okay.

CRYINGGGGG

ohhhh baby boyyyy....

legit just cooed aloud

oh angel <3

“is it just me or is it getting crazier out there?”

it is my love... it is.

let me sit on your lap and still the shaking of your legs

ohhhh my love. you’re okay. just breathe.

Dr. Kane was doing her best but you’re beyond what she can handle

you deserve better, sweetheart.

my love, my life.

I JUMPED WHEN HE HIT HIS HEAD IN ARKHAM

“who knows?”

yeah me too, my love. me too.

“i just dont wanna feel so bad anymore”

oh baby.

i know, my love. i wish i could hold your hand and stroke your hair and kiss your cheeks 🥺🥺🥺

had a shitty day but wants to comfort a child on the bus. thats my manssss ~ <3 <3 <3

okay but his peekaboo makes me giggle please do that to me when im sad

“‘cuse you bitch?”

the greasepaint still on his face is endearing omg

GIVE HIM BACK HIS CARD OR IMMA RIOTTTT

CRYINGGGGG

ohhhh baby. no. deep breaths. i’m here, my love. not going anywhere

those fucking steps

me too, darling. i feel your exhaustion like it’s my own and i long to take it from you without changing a single thing about you.

my love, my life

the weariness of an unchanged routine is a paralysing one

wanna rub cream on your bruises

“yeah, mum” so soft im cry

“eat. you need to eat” i hear you in my head when i wanna skip meals and it helps me.

“oh yeah? who do you talk to?” YES SASS HER

“yay murray” ohhhhh angel you’re so cute I’m cry 🥺

murray you wankstain - old and crusty 🤮🤢🤮🤢

arthur’s laugh in his daydream 🥺🥺

“i love you murray” // “you’re awful murray” baby noooooo

“theres something special about you arthur” the only real thing murrat ever fuckin said AND IT WASNT EVEN A REAL THING IT WAS IN HIS HEAD

“I TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY MOTHER” YEEEES BABY YOU DO! SO PROUD OF YOU!!!

just wantin recognition in your daydreams bc you dont get it in your real life

YOU SWEET THING

HIS SWEET SMILE AND THE CELLO OH BABY 🥺😭

YOUR BACK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

shoes are too tight so you gotta stretch em

can you stretch me too???👀🥵💦🔥

“chuckletown” RANDALLS LEGACY AND WE TURNED IT INTO SMTHN LOVING AND NOT SARKY LIKE HE INTENDED LMAO FUCK YOU RANDALL YOU PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIIT

arthur’s hair in the sun omg like a halo

randall fuck off fucking fuck off go aWAY LEAVE MY ARTHUR ALONE

you asswipe

arthurs shy and nervous lil giggle omg baby say no give the gun back its not well intended

“my boy” AHA LMAO HE DOES PAY YOU BACK BUT NOT HOW YOU EXPECT LMAOOOO YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE

THOSE CURLS

arthur’s sweet little lilting voice in front of his boss omggggg ~

HOYYYYYYT

his logic makes no sense wtffffff ~

RETAIL SMILE LMAO THATS A MOOD

brewing insanity.....

POUND ME LIKE THOSE TRASH BAGS

RUIN ME AND THEN REBUILD ME IN YOUR IMAGE

those mf stairs again

it’s the same old team since 1916... in your head, in your head...

never in my LIFE have i been aroused by a FOOT

lmao only Arthur istg that man is the exception to my every rule

Gigi is so CUTE 🥺

THAT SMIRK SIR CAN YOU NOT

“hey” omggg look at you tryna connect ugh so proud of youuu ~

the moon is a silver dollar...

THOSE CURLS

THOSE BARE FEET

THAT SOFT VOICE

ARTHURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

frances conroy is a goddess omg i love herrrr ~

espesh on ahs she’s a queen

but i digress lmao wrong fandom

“dont you have to be funny to be a comedian”

FUCK OFF PENNY

FUCK RIGHT OFF THEN FUCK OFF SOME MORE PLEASE

slap that bass....

FINGERSSS ON THE GUN ASDFGHJ PUT THEM ON ME INSTEADDDD

zoom zoom the world is in a mess

LMAO YEP

“psh” omg you sweet angel asdfghjk

THAT EYEBROW RAISE ASDFGHJK SASSY KINGGGGG

GET ITTTTTT

UGH THAT BODY WANNA COVER IT IN MARKS OF LOVE TO REPLACE THE VIOLENT MARKS

ARTHUR @ HIMSELF “YOURE A GOOD DANCER // I KNOW”

omggggg sweet clumsy babyyyy

lmaooo “old war movie” do you tell penny that when we get caught having sex on the sofa????

arthur honey following sophie isn’t.... the best way to get her attention asdfghjk

someone needs to teach you social interactions...

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTTTTTE

that student/teacher roleplay comedian at pogos makes no sense to me???? i dont get his jokes at all

lmao bad comediannnnnn

arthur’s cute lil mistimed giggles ksksksksk

wanna kiss your cheeks every timmmme

you’re working so hard to achieve your goals im so so proud of you

ambidextroussss ~ (just like me omg we’re perfect for each otherrrrr)

“people expect you to behave as if you dont” YOU INTELLIGENT LIL SHIT OMG I LOVE YOU AND YOUR MIND

you know its a daydream if arthurs wearing a shirt at home

his shy “yeah” omggggg ~ angelllll

“i have a gun i can come by tomorrow” LMAOOOOOOOO

“youre so funny arthur” YES HE IS DREAM!SOPHIE

CARNIVAL CARNIVAL CARNIVAL

I ACTUALLY STOMP MY FEET HERE BC IM HAPPY FOR THE TIME HES ON SCREEN SWEET CLOWN

THE ONLY ONE IM NOT AFRAID OF

HES SO SO HAPPY OMGGG

BABY BOYYYY IN HIS ELEMENT

SAD THO BC KIDS ARE TERMINALLY ILL

bestest party clownnnn

“I love this job” oh baby 🥺🥺

aaaaaaaaand now the betrayal from randall lmao fuck that dude

NO BB YOUR FOREHEAD NO SMASHY GLASSY

LMAO THE FUCK ERIKA???

dudes 35 not a kid

throwing greasy chips into a girl’s hair isn��t how to flirt my dude lmao you’re gross???

EW EW EW WIGGLE YOUR CHIPS ELSEWHERE

ohhhh arthur, honey no omg breathe it’s okay

you wanna help but you dont know how

you sweet thing

send in the clowwwwwwwwwwwwwwns ~

IM CRYINGGGGG

“they couldnt carry a tune to save their lives”

JOEKR ITS NOT YOUR TIME YET GO AWAYYYY

lmao jokes stay you know im lost without you

HOW CAN YOUR HAIR LOOK SO GOOD AFTER BEING UNDER A WIG ALL DAY ?????

carnival with arthur’s hair is just 👌👌👌👌

WHERES HIS CARDDDDD

nooooooo omg baby no omg i wish i could take all those punches for you

i’d take it all in a heartbeat to save you

gritting his teeth not taking in anymore

YES BABY GET EEEEEEM

YES YES YES YES STAND UP FOR YOURSELF SO PROUD OF YOU

first 2 self defence, 3rd one unsure lmao but fuck it

no PUT THE GUN AWAY FROM YOUR FACE BABY ITS OKAY DONT FORGET YOUR BAG OR YOUR WIG ITS EVIDENCE

KILL THE 3RD COVER YOUR TRACKS

GOOD BOYYYYYY

carnival with blood on face = killing your insecurities

8 bullets from a 6 chamber????? mm-hm lmao i know @daincrediblegg wrote a thing on this once lmao bestest Egg is smart and i love her muchly 🥰🥰🥰🥰

run baby run, dont ever look backkk... (check yes juliet)

BATHROOM SCENE BATHROOM SCENE BATHROOM SCENE

fuck me against that dirty counter

joker’s waking uuuuuuuup....

that cello though unffff 👌

got me clenchinnnnn you fluidddd ~

and in his eyes, all the sadness of the world. those pleading eyes that both threaten and adore (phantom of the opera)

my brain is 90% song lyrics

hes so graceful and ethereal so full of pain and of love and of adventure and worth and need and yearning

my sweet boy

my wonderful angel

my fallen angel

T POSEEEEE

DAYDREAM KISSSSS

ugh push me against the wall and shove your hand down my panties and take whats yours

please and thanks

so confident

so smooth

so sure

unf

take me angel im all yours

and my name is carnival

SASSY BOYYYYY

I SAY BOY BUT YOURE A MAN LMAO

YESSSSSS TELL THEMMMMMMMM

LMAOOOOOO RANDALL SEEMS LEGIT CONFUSED PFFFT

TOUGH SHIIIIIIIT

LMAOOO PUNCH OUT

BUSTING A LUNNGGGGG

HE DOESNT KNOW HIS OWN STRENGTH

OR HIS OWN LIMITS

“DONT SMILE”

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

nothin worse than being told to smile when you really wanna bare your teeth and let rip

aka me every fuckin minute of my life

SHUSH ME SHUSH ME SHUSH ME

ILL CRY BUT DO IT

LMAOOOOO CHOKE ME WITH THOSE BICEPS

ILL GO OUT DOIN WHAT I LOVE

YOUUUUUUU

“gotham’s lost its way” ok trump

“thats not funny” SHUT UP PENNY YES IT IS

STOP SMOTHERING ARTHUR LET HIM BE FREE

“nobody ever saw me. even i didnt know if i really existed”

and

“you dont listen do you”

BOTH ARE MOODS

i feel them so hard

hes so sure of himself in this session

so angry and done and weary

“people are starting to notice” ALMOST A YEAR OF YOU BEING NOTICED

that green jumper omggg

good luck getting me out of it pfffft

“erika have you seen my - oh, there it is. never mind.”

want it back???? payment is kissessss

EW SEXIST COMEDIAN

arthur honey stop primping youre perfect <3 <3 <3

im so so proud of youuuuu

COLLARBONEEEEEES

OMG HE STUMBLES UP THE STEPS DARLINGGG

I wish i could hold your hand while youre on stage and comfort you while you deliver your jokes

just breathe, darling. it’s okay. i’m here, i promise. <3

every time you gag on your laughter my heart clenches

CRYINGGGGG

oh, my love, it’s okay. just breathe. dont fight it. dont fight yourself

you’re so good at imitating your ma pfffft

lmaoooo you’re so funny arthur

WOO BOI DONT FLASH YOUR PORN PAGES AT THE AUDIENCE

givin me ideas....

SMILE THOUGH YOUR HEART IS ACHING

SMILE EVEN THOUGH IT’S BREAKING

WHEN THERE ARE CLOUDS IN THE SKY

YOU’LL GET BY

SMILE THROUGH YOUR FEAR AND SORROW

SMILE

AND MAYBE TOMORROW

YOULL SEE THE SUN COME SHINING THROUGH

arthur is my sunshine

EXCUSE ME HEART EYES OMGGGG

ME AND ARTHUR HEART EYESING AT EACH OTHER PFFFFFT

gonna put people off their food doin that

thats life

arthur’s imitations and those soft curls and the dancing and the -

erika.exe has stopped working

“come on dance with me”

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

i prefer the horizontal dance myself...

“big date”

“deliver the letter”

NARCISSISM

ARTHUR YOU DESERVE BETTERRRRRRRRRR

IS IT BAD HIS EYEBROWS TURN ME ON?? SO THICK AND DARK AND STRONG I -

and those eyes

ugh fuck meeee ~

yes thats an invitation

penny “needs care” but her handwriting is that neat???? yeah fuck off

sorry i dont buy it

she was grooming him i think into some kinda husband role and its fucking gross as fuck she was abusing him and he just wanted her gone

CUTE LIL NOSTRIL FLARES BC SAD AND ANGRY

OMG

his quiet anger scares me but i admire how he calmed down so fast

angry penguinnnnn

HE CARRIES HIS CLOWN NOSE AROUND IN HIS POCKET

CUUUUUUUTE

the similar clothing colours of arthur and bruce is v def intentional

in another life, arthur....

i’m so sorry darling you deserved and deserve so much better

legit one small change in anything coulda prevented 80% of this film

your magic tricks are gorgeous ~

you’re so funny and soothing and comforting and so good with kids

you are the best party clown

I GASPED AT THE FLOWERS

like my server nameee ~

“hi” that soft noise 🥺

arthur’s hands on those bars omg 🥵🥵🥵

okay i’ll admit i still dont get the whole arthur/thomas thing lmao is he his dad???? ive seen this film 10000000 x and i still can’t decide.

i wanna say he is but like ??? idk ??

it’s tragic either way omg arthur’s wasted in gotham

ruuuun arthur run run runnnnnnnn

the bg music isss 👌👌👌👌

arthur accidentally caused penny’s stroke bc med w/drawal but all that abuse, like ????? i get why he kept her sedated lmao i’d want her knocked out or smthn too

7 meds between the two of them, probably.... that might be why he wanted an increase???

you gotta lie, angel.

you’re in way over your head but lie

yeeees good boy!!

“a clown thing?“ lmaoooo tell them!!!

NO ITS EXIT ONLY

KINDA LIKE MY ASS LMAO NO ANAL FOR YOU

he just wants love and comfort and for someone to stay omg you sweet thing

you deserve the world and all the forehead kisses

TURN THE TV OFF

TURN IT OFF

TURN IT -

OH TOO LATE

arthurrrrr ~

its like a car crash lmao you know its coming but you cant stop looking

fuck off murrat

FUCK OFF SOME MORE

oooooooh thats a danger face....

lowkey want it between my thighs lmao use me to work out your frustrations i can take it

“kill the rich” lmao relatable

this film revealed to me that i have a flexible morality ksksksk im all for it though

sleepy bb ~

“we are all clowns” ALSO RELATABLE

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

arthurs thriving in the crowd omg yes baby looks so happy

flashes of joker comin throughhh...

sneaky baby...

quick on his feet, light on his sense...

tread lightly on my ground, (abba; andante)

THE RED THEATRE SUIT OMG FORESHADOWWWW

he looks good in red

he looks good out of red too 👀👀

that is the smile of the world’s most precious angel omg babyyyy ~

he makes me smile omg hes my sunshine

my love my life

you saved my soul do you know that??? do you feel me and how much i love you? do you see me and these tears?

do you feel me like i feel you?

ohhhhh boy here we go asdfdgfhgjhk arthur going to meet his dad, only asking for love and instead he gets punched in the face

i mean i get it bc of what arthur did to bruce with the whole hands in the mouth thing but bruce is barely mentioned, like an afterthought?

thomas has a nasty temper i wouldnt want him for a dad

thomas legit only mentions bruce after he’s punched arthur its like his only thought is really protecting himself and his rep with the whole penny thing

his son comes after; legit as he’s walking away he mentions bruce so hes obvs not that concerned????

shitty dad award lmao

not that what arthur did is okay im not excusing his admittedly misguided and lowkey creepy actions but like ????

lmao prob gonna get hate for this ^^ like i did last time i mentioned it but i dont care im allowed an opinion

too tired to care rn anyways pfffft its storming so bad outside and my wifi has dipped idk if this’ll save

c’mon wifi, for me...

yes

arthur didnt have an attack til he got called crazy, its a trigger word for him 😭

oh baby its okay, deep breaths.

dont fight your laughter, that’ll make it worse

the way he bounces back from that punch though - you know how to take it, dont you, my love?

you sweet thing.

i wish i could get you out of that fridge omg baby those old ones lock - how did you get out ????

meds are wearing off now.....

darling say no to the show lmao you dont wanna go

*facepalm*

every time i watch this i hope it turns out different

it never does

arthur honey dont ask questions you dont want the answers to

that clerk was protecting you not letting you see the file

that clerk and gary were the only ones nice to you

but it wasnt enough

you needed love and support and help and guidance

and instead you got literal and metaphorical punches and no break

the hand puppet omgggg ~

i want him to play peekaboo with me when im sad/upset/make a hand puppet over my shoulder aszdxfcghvjbkn

ohhhhhh darling stop reading stop reading stop reading

put it down.

this entire scene is confusing and heartbreaking

ive seen this film 10000000 x and im still not sure i fully understand

his laughing is so much like sobbing here

omg moonshine its okay you can cry. let it all out.

newspaper clips in a real file???? mmmm - unprofessional or arthur’s manifestation of news??

🤔

we love pathetic fallacy in this house

i wanna get you in the shower and wash you down and feed you and wrap you in my warm embrace “i had a bad day”

my dark angel, it’s okay. i’m here. i love you and im staying with you no matter what

sophie was his last hope, his last chance to reconnect

again im not excusing it lmao but im saying i understand him

hes touching everything to experience it for the first time

he knows shes a daydream

hes self-aware but he needs his coping mechanisms

we all do it

not the breaking in, i mean the daydreaming

“i had a bad day” shatters my black, shrivelled heart 💔💔💔💔💔💔

ohhh, darling.

istg you’re the only person i ever fucking coo at

finger-guns = reconnecting = remember me see me

but i guess to sophie it came across as ominous/creepy??

poor arthur trying so hard to reconnect to people and he just cant do it he doesnt have the social know-how bc no one bothered to ever teach him

again im not saying its okay im just saying

lmao i hate how i always feel like i have to justify myself even before thats called into question pffft the internet is cruel and prev times ive voiced myself ive been sent rude messages and once bitten twice shy

the sword forgets but the tree remembers

hes sobbign and laughing and its gut-wrenching

that neighbour yelling “shut up” better catch these hands imma square up

have some compassion dickwad

you never know what someones going through so be kind

always always be kind

^^^ film takeaway right there

if looks could kill penny would be 6 feet under

OH WAIT LMAOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

in killing her he sets himself free. but the trauma and the damage done to him leaves him open to more of the same bc hes so vulnerable

that heart-rate monitor went quiet so quickly did he tune it out????

OMG THE WAY HE REHEARSES FOR THE SHOW YOU SWEET MAN OMG YOU DESERVE THE WORLD

sir thats my seat lmao my throne of red

“yeah? all of you? okay” 🤡🤡🤡

us lining up to fuck him into next week 😂

THATS LIFEEEEE ~

the fuck kinda hair dye you usin’???

CHOKE ME W THOSE BICEPS

DANCIN TOGETHER IN THE BATHROOM

THOSE HIPS DONT LIEEEEE 👀👀

scissors = pre-med murder but triggered by “my boy” - term used by abusers.

poor angel’s triggered by lots of things, i think. theres no telling what triggers his violence and thats what makes him dangerous

could be anything and theres also no telling what his “you wronged me” scale is so ???

he’s like a kicked dog... lashes out when hes had so much and wont/cant take anymore

“COMING” yeaaaaah i bet....👀

“i stopped taking my medication and i feel a lot better now” GET OUT GET OUT THATS A RED FLAG OUUUUUUUUUUT YOU GO

OOOOOH JOKER’S LAUGH IS OUT - HES MOCKING YOUUUU AND YOU DONT EVEN KNOW IT BOY’S SMARTICLES

this is why arthurs so dangerous. he looks lithe and weak and fragile but he takes down a man twice his size with scissors in one hit

do not underestimate him it’ll be the last thing you ever do

I WANNA LICK THE BLOOD OFF HIS FACE

BRITISH ACCENT ON POINT

LMAO he’d so mock me for mine 😂

“you were the only one who was ever really nice to me” a moral codeeee; flexible morality like meeee ~

okay but he so made gary jump bc he knew gary was too scared to move otherwise

loooooving the gallows humour with the door lock PFFFT

gotham slept on arthur dude’s hilarious

OH OMH OMG OMGOMOMGOMGOMGOMGOKMG JOKER JOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKER

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY LOVE MY LIFE MY CLOWN MY HUSBAND OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

IM CRYINGGGGGGGG

JOKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

JOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKER

I CANT BREATHE FUCK OMFFFFF LOOK AT HIIIIIIM

LOOOOOOOOOK LOOK LOOK ASZDXFCGVHJBKLKJHGFDSZDXFGHJHKJLKJHGFD

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MY LOVE MY LIFE MY JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKER

JOKERJOKERJOKER

LMAO HE’D BE GIGGLING AT ME RIGHT NOW OMGGGG

lmao let randall rot there fuck hiiiiiiim (and not in the fun way)

i want Joker to touch my clit like he did the lift button 👀

ohhhhh look at you having fun on the stairrrs

happy babyyyy ~

dancing towards what you believe to be your death

so glad you changed your punchline at the last minute you didnt deserve to die

SWEET FLAWLESS ANGEL I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

his “oh” when the cops come lmaooooo ~

he does that when you grind down hard on him...👀

so used to pain he gets up from being hit by a car and carries on 😔

run baby run...

hes so agile and so quick on his feet

thinks fast too

arthur for fuck’s sake dont you dare stop

you’re almost there, my love.

im so so proud of you

SASSY DANCING ANGELLLL

i love that smug smirk he has and that chuckle omg lmaooooo ~

i’d do anything to see you look at me with such pride

ooof you look so angry in the subway but i’d happily cup your face in my hands and smother you in kisses

your eyes red rimmed with tears. youve been sweating and crying ohhhh ~

my love omg you didnt want this, you didnt want the riots and you dont know how it spun so outta control and you didnt choose this

i so desperately want to be with you right now

“i dont believe in anything” THATS OKAY I DIDNT NEED MY HEART ANYWAY

I MEAN ITS ALREADY YOURS BUT YOURE STANDING ON IT OUCH

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

“mm-hm” i love that little noise

“i love dr sally” BITCH YOU HAVE A WIFE AT HOMEEEE

“THATS WHAT YOU CALLED ME ON THE SHOW. A JOKER. DO YOU REMEMBER?” THATS SUCH A DANGEROUS LOOK ON HIS PERFECT FACE LMAO MURRAY HAD ONE CHANCE TO CHANGE HIS MIND AND APOLOGISE AND HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT LMAO

fuck ‘em, Joker.

You deserve better

GET

THAT

FUCKING

GUN

AWAY

FROM

YOUR

FACE

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all that pain in his eyes....

oh, darling. how did no one see you????

his backstage dancing got me 💦💦💦

hes so ethereal and mysterious, so free yet so constrained, so beautiful and so himself

i love him i love him i love him i love him

smile playing as he comes out on stage lmao even now hes being told what to do and how to act

hes never free

spinny baby

you spin me right round...

he suits the stage so well

lmao woop sexual assault (kissing dr sally without consent) isnt a good move Joker but damn what a first kiss...

never thought i’d be jealous of an elderly woman but here we are 🤡

he looks so good under the lights omg so crisp....

wanna mess and smear it uuuuup

you’re all being mocked and none of you fucking know it lmao get wrecked

memory problems bcof the notebook + “get it right” - he really cares

ohhhhhh baby come on change your punchline, come on....

okay but that drunk driver joke does make me giggle lmao it’s so out there and honestly my sense of humour is just as dark as his is

i just sHIVERED 🥵

“arthur” HE SAID CALL HIM JOKER DONT BE RUDE

ohhhhh i’m cryingggg 😭😭😭😭😭😭

i cant watch this without crying ohhhh all that pain, all that suffering and all that anger, confusion and betrayal. a mental breakdown on nat tv and no one sees him. how the fuck are you all so blind?????

“mur-rray” LMAO YOU FUCK MY NAME I FUCK YOURS

SAY IT JOKER IM SO SO PROUD OF YOUUU

hes speaking facts

“they couldnt carry a tune to save their lives” and that eye roll and groan yes we stan a dramatic CLOWN

this is fucking heartbreaking omg “i dont care about anything” but then he rants in the next minute - so unpredictable and dangerous and untamed but so so pretty in his pain so beautiful and so free

but hes not free... not really

“werewolf” as a verb omg only you could make that work

im so fucking proud of you

“youre awful murray” ooooooooh....

LMAO JOKER’S JOKE BLEW MURRAT’S MIND

hes crying and shaking and no one ??? sees him ???? how????

i legit dont understand how people just dont see him? people see what they wanna see but it’s right there???

he seems almost surprised by the fact he killed him

YES GRAB MY FACE LIKE YOU DID THE CAMERA PLEASE

IN THE WHITE ROOOOOOOOOM

UGH I LOVE THIS SONG SO FUCKING MUCH ITS SUCH A FEEL GOOD SONG

GOTHAM IS SO PRETTY WHEN ITS ON FIRE OMG ITS SO ALIVE

I LOVE THE ENERGY THIS SCENE GIVES OFF

ITS LIKE HOW JOKER HIMSELF MAKES ME FEEL

ALIVE

his little “hi” like they can hear him 🥺🥺🥺🥺

his laughter omggg sweet angelllllll ~

“i know. isn’t it beautiful?” YES IT IIIIIS

AND SO ARE YOU

OH NO OMG NO NO NOPEEEE

this scene always scares me even though i know hes okay pffffft

the birth of joker lmao

be careful with him please hes precious cargo

omggg i wanna sit on that car and wipe his blood away and help him to get home so i can patch him up

lmao im a scaredy cat til my loved ones are threatened then i scare up this fawn bites

i wanna help Joker to get help and support

i wanna love him through it all, the good and the bad

his slow dancing always gets me omg it’s arthur, still there, still suffering, still unseen and unloved

hes crying and hes in pain

blood smile - my inside is on the outside now and it still hurts

he didnt want any of this. he chose his name ubt not what came with it

my poor clown......

CRYINGGGGGG AGAIN

HIS GENUINE LAUGHTER SENDS ME OMG ITS SO PRETTY

i wanna make him laugh like that

it always makes me smile omg those cute lil hiccups 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

THATS LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

i love the audio muted during the scene he sings it omgg it’s so prettyyyy ~ i like to pretend hes singing to me sometimes asdfghjk

metaphorical or literal blood???

hes accepted who he is now.

hes free

dancing in the white light like an angel

i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love hiiiiiiiiiim ~ 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

~ THE END ~

#erileck #self-shipping #lmao this was fun

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thelapismoon · 6 years

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MCSM S2 E4 Commentary

Wow I have forgotten what this episode even was about. *whispers* I actually never finished watching a playthrough so I guess I'll see some knew stuff. Heh. I'm scared. I managed to get changed, get my food, update my tumblr, and this thing is only 55% complete. HOW LONG IS THIS EPISODE?

Quite funny that I've already said this much stuff and the episode hasn't even completed downloading. I wonder who actually ever reads this? Sorry about not writing my commentary for the last episode. I just didn't want to stop the episode every three seconds to write. Speaking of that, I might just paused every ten minutes to write. Huh. Thank god it's at 83%. I'm worried. This soundtrack, oml. It's finally done downloading. See you on the other side. Is Radar the narrator now? Admin, Admin, let me like you. I want more Warden interactions. Oh look at this awful frame rate- that's my fault Wait I forgot that I gave in and became a guard. Nurm, I love you. Warden didn't deserve to die. This lighting tho. 10/10. Radar, if you're trying to make me feel bad, it's not working. Nurmie-hurmie, I could never leave you behind, dear. Please don't hurt Xara, telltale. That facial expression. NGHHH FEELS. *singing* Holy shiet. Radar you better be careful because I won't hesitate. Nurm can I hug you? I feel like if that was actual minecraft logic, that jump would've killed us. ITS H I M I love this music, reminds me of some old western but.. dorky. Baby zombie. Tag urself, I'm Xara. NURM. Don't cry.. Let me wipe the tears away, you poor soul. Nghh Jack and Nurm are a perfect couple. If something happens to EITHER of them, I'm gonna throw some hands. You sure that isn't just a carpet..? I haven't played minecraft in like three years so.. Poor Xara. Wtf is wrong with you guys?! Um... NO I DO CARE!! Can I lay down next to you? Well.. Bye? OH NO I SUCK AT FIGHTING. Oh my gosh, this is the first time I survived in one try. Yees. R A D A R. I swear to Persson... Hm. NGHHHH I'm only going to do this because if I don't, Nurm is gonna cry. And I refuse to let. Nurm. Cry. Argh. You're all ungrateful swines. Who is that? Hm. I want to draw her. OH shoot my iPad is at 5% power. "1 night in Fred's house"? That sounds extremely CONVENIENT. Hello, Binta. You look... Nice. *cough* Everyone here seems.. Off. Oh hi Kent. Bye Kent. Gonna just... Slowly walk away. Lapis blue..? *cackles because you must know by now* Wow, good job, Jesse. You just ruined the moment. Can't wait for that to be a running gag no one will stop talking about for two weeks. *sigh* I can't stop thinking about Star Wars right now... Ngh.. F o c u s. Wow I'm actually really proud of this. Oh look, I won. Well now I feel bad. Me and my darn feelings.. WAIT THEY WERE PRETTY CAN I- Argh. I don't like these people. <<nothing much until the Ivor fight because there wasn't much to say>> Doodle doodle doo everything is nice and calm POTION. NGHHHH!!! Oh shiet I don't have a sword. I have a feeling I know who it is <<well of course I do>> Welp, honey, If you gotta kill me, at least I'll know my favorite character of all time did it to me. Hope this stains your conscious, Ivor. Ivor, my love, you're back! <<me the first time I saw him, YES. OH MY GOD. YES. YES!!! HES BACK! HES BACK! ARGHHHH! HES BACK! AHAAAA!>> My sweet alchemist, let me hug you on behalf of my friend and just because I love you so very much. I totally wasn't writing fanfiction about you two hours ago :,)) AGHHH. Ivor, can I just hug you for the rest of eternity? Oh my god I think I'm going to start crying. He looks... Slightly off... CAN YOU HEAR THAT? THOSE CHORDS!!! Those are IVOR'S theme. ACK I love him. Oh wait yeh, ninja, I have questions... Shiet, Ivor. You punched a forest worth of trees? Add that to my scar-headcanon-list. I can't believe they made Ivor the karate kid When his voice gets really deep and husky oh my lord... You know who I'm thinking of.. *looks at you Zoe* Can I hug you? Sweet old man I love you. Harper? Where IS Harper? *hack* where is Soren also? Mmmmm I'm getting all these good vibes now I gotta drop some stuff in the Ivor askbox once I'm done. Darn I wanted the old order to come back :( If Ivor.. shows some type of question of authority towards the admin... Oh my.. "Disappear", hm? Wait.. Okay Ivor's voice ;v; What if Ivor actually killed Jesse? I'd like to read a fic about THAT. Ivor is whispering, I can hug him, he's being witty! everything I could ever want is happening. Ivor's voice lines are my Christmas present. I love you, Ivor. Oh my gosh he looks so short next to Petra. NO DONT GO. Actually. Wait. DO go, If the admin suspects anything of you or even dares to TOUCH you, I will lose my god dang m i n d Ivor Ivor Ivor. Farewell, my beloved... Okay I'm sorry you all had to see that. I thought I had hallucinated ninja Ivor at first tbh. Well now what? I don't even really wanna play after that.. Argh, I gotta finish this or else I won't be able to play the new episode tomorrow. Stay strong, Lapis. Weren't these two people based off of the great British baking show hosts? I love that show. And now I'm craving cake. Ugh I don't wanna fight in there, don't you know that I suck at fighting? Argh. I wanna read some fic now. Horrifying, hm? I know exactly what I'm gonna do... Okay well that was definitely PG-13 We're gonna forget that ever happened. Heh. *coughs* Hmm.. I'm gonna choose "please don't hit me". RADAR! PUT A SHIRT ON! You're a CHild! Well I just deleted all of the commentary after this so.. *insert distant screeching* Ooo Radar's feet I feel mildly bad about that.. LEVEL SIX HUNDRED?! Boy I don't have TIME for that! Wait WHAT?! Sweet J E S U S. AAA WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!! *panicked screaming* Aaaaaand now I'm dead. Darn. Okay... Oh my gosh that golemn death scene! I smell some foreshadowing.. Romeo.. Death by water? I should keep my mouth shut. That was sick, man. There's MORE?! That's it, I want this to END. Wow that attention to detail.. Me and my darn Romeo-loving-heart. There has to be SOME type of redemption. They could do so much with him... Tbh my friends think I'm crazy because of how I like Romeo but ARGH I like villains, okay?! "Just kids" just started playing INSIDE THE CABIN and now I wanna flip onto Romeo's bed and cry. NGHHH MY FEELS!!!!!!!!!! The music just synced up perfectly. *sigh* I relate to Petra too much.. I want to burst out crying now, this hit too close to home! Petra has never been my favorite character but I can relate to her on a spiritual level. Man I came to have a good time and now I'm feeling personally attacked. AND THIS SAD MUSIC ISN'T HELPING Potato451? Hmm Potato backwards is Otatop. Top? Ota.. Obsidian? Top? The top? Top of the world? The sky? I'm probably taking this way too outta context. OUCH. ma feels. ... Just kids. IS SHE CRYING?! OH MY GOD CAN I ALSO CRY???? Wait this is changing my story? Oh god what have I done? <<later>> Hello, Xara, darling. What exactly did she "repair"? Have a bed, forget my hypocrisy. Wait.. where did she go? FIGHTING argh. Wow I'm alive. Hey Jack. Oh yeh I was gonna go back and save his eye. ..can I do that? I hope that wouldn't corrupt my save file. Okay.. Oh no radar or Fred's people? Radar... I'll see you on the other side. I have a bad feeling about leaving him. But it's his time to shine, and I won't take it from him. The order's temple.. WHO DARES GIVE ME THESE F E E L S?! Nurm just jumped into Jack's arms, everything is going swell- *sees Beacontown* Oh fuuuuu WAIT NO DONT YOU DARE CUT OFF RIGHT NOW!!! Oh my gosh it's Jack's lament. 50% 50% on the scavenger deal, hm. 51% won? That contest was easy. 32% promised to stay with Petra 50% on giving Xara her bed 51% took Fred's friends MMM JACK YOUR BEAUTIFUL VOICE. I listen to that song everyday. LUKAS NOOOOOOO N O NOPE NOOOOOOOOOO LUKASSSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHGHHHHHHG I'm lucky that the next episode comes out in 22 hours, wow I'm late. Toodle loo until tomorrow, dears!

#mcsm #minecraft story mode #excuse me I'm gonna go cry now #lapis talks

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nabongsun · 6 years

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I was tagged by @gimme-a-chocolate!!!!

rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people

last

1. drink – diet coke 2. phone call - i try to avoid talking on the phone but my dad 3. text message – my coworker texted me some bitmojis lol 4. song you listened to – it’s you by henry (live version) 5. time you cried – like half an hour bc of a book but it was happy tears lmao

ever

6. dated someone twice - no 7. kissed someone and regretted it – no 8. been cheated on - no 9. lost someone special - yes 10. been depressed – :))) oh boy have i 11. gotten drunk and thrown up – no and i intend to keep it that way

fave colours

12. purple!!!! like 78% of the things i own are purple 13. blue 14. green

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends – i suppose 16. fallen out of love - no 17. laughed until you cried – i only do that when im really tired but yes 18. found out someone was talking about you – .....no? 19. met someone who changed you – ...no? 20. found out who your friends are – YES 21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list – no lmao

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl – all of them?? do ppl actually have fb they dont know... 23. do you have any pets - one (1) pup 24. do you want to change your name - sometimes i think about it but what would i change it to tbh 25. what did you do for your last birthday – got japanese food and walked around tj maxx while tipsy lmao 26. what time did you wake up today – 9am 27. what were you doing at midnight last night – might have been asleep? i dont even remember tbh if not then i was on my phone 28. what is something you cant wait for – ......until i actually enjoy life lmao 30. what are you listening to right now – youtube mix of music idk 31. have you ever talked to a person named tom – yea 32. something that’s getting on your nerves – not having any time to do the things i enjoy 33. most visited website – tumblr, twitter, goodreads, youtube 34. hair colour - dark brown 35. long or short hair - medium 36. do you have a crush on someone - nope 37. what do you like about yourself – good question 38. want any piercings? – i kind of really want a rook piercing but idk i dont wear anything in my other holes so isk 39. blood type - a?? i think 40. nicknames - spike, sassy, surah 41. relationship status – single as hell 42. zodiac - virgo 43. pronouns - she/her 44. fave tv shows – atla, fmab, kdramas, 45. tattoos – i really want some but it’ll have to wait till when i dont live with my parents lmao 46. right or left handed - righty 47. ever had surgery – nope 48. piercings - i have three on each ear lobe 49. sport – none? 50. vacation - anywhere 51. trainers - idek what this is asking tbh

more general

52. eating – i had dip for dinner like 2 hrs ago? 53. drinking – should be drinking water 54. i’m about to watch – nothing...im gonna read lol 55. waiting for - tomorrow 56. want – to be happy 57. get married - is this asking if i want to if i am....bc im not but i would like to be in the future i guess 58. career – wish i had one tbh

which is better

59. hugs or kisses - kisses 60. lips or eyes - eyes 61. shorter or taller - taller 62. older or younger - neither lmao 63. nice arms or stomach - ARMS 64. hookup or relationship - relationship 65. troublemaker or hesitant - idk???

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - no 67. drank hard liquor - yes 68. lost glasses – i dont need glasses so..... 69. turned someone down – no 70. sex on first date – nope 71. broken someone’s heart – doubtful 72. had your heart broken – no 73. been arrested – no omg 74. cried when someone died - yes 75. fallen for a friend – nah

do you believe in

76. yourself – no???? if i did, i think i would be in a very different situation rn 77. miracles - not really 78. love at first sight - nooooooo 79. santa claus - no 80. kiss on a first date - yes 81. angels – no

other

82. best friend’s name – kayla 83. eye colour – brown 84. fave movie – good question tbh....used to be lotr but idk if i can say that anymore 85. fave actor – ever???????? idk if i have one.

#sarah.txt #some of these questions confuse me so much bc idk what they are asking #and i dont know who to tag lmao

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risingskywalker · 6 years

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tag game!

tagged by @erinllindsays (yay @ making friends!! 💞)

rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people (cute that all these posts think i have so many FUCKING FRIENDS)

I tag: @jiggyknowswhatsup @dazed-confused-tired @andre-burky @andreburakovskyyyyyyy @krons55 -- i don’t have 20 friends, and these tag things I literally tag the same people, and don’t wanna annoy people with tags.... so if you see it and wanna do it, i also tag you (and if you hate these things, yell at me to leave you alone lmao)

last

1. drink - Sobe lifewater --- it’s some good shit

2. phone call - my little sister

3. text message - I sent “you remind me of this” and then a picture of Lenny from Shark Tales.

4. song you listened to - Old Scars/Future Hearts by All Time Low

5. time you cried - lmao literally last night. I cry all the god damn time

6. dated someone twice - .....i haven’t even dated someone once

7. kissed someone & regretted it - YUP

8. been cheated on - no

9. lost someone special - yes many times, in many different ways

10. been depressed - yep

11. gotten drunk & thrown up - I’ve pulled trig but I’ve never gotten drunk to the point where I was involuntarily puking

fave colours

12. Purple

13. Yellow

14. Like a teal color

the last year have you…

15. made new friends - yeah at school and in the wide world of tumblr

16. fallen out of love - no

17. laughed until you cried - all the time. i said it before, i literally cry all the time.

18. found out someone was talking about you - yeah and it sucks ✌🏻

19. met someone who changed you - yeah, not a good person, but made me a better person

20. found out who your friends are - yep, once again both good and bad.

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - yeah it was terrible, and then i avoided the guy forever

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in irl - idk let’s say like 93%

23. do you have any pets - yeah a fish named Misha that I gave to my brother, and a dog named Kaleigh

24. do you want to change your name - eh sometimes but only cause MY NAME HAS NO GOOD NICKNAMES AND IT MAKES ME MAD

25. what did you do for your last birthday - I went out to eat with my fam and my friend, and then my brother brought me to a BU Hockey game for my birthday a few days later which was fun cause I got to see Brady Tkachuk demolish a guy from Merrimack

26. what time did you wake up today - 9:00, had to drive back to school rip.

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - ...i was not spending my Saturday night watching reruns of Sabrina the Teenage Witch if that’s what you’re insinuating

28. what is something you can’t wait for - for UMass not to make it to the Frozen Four and me to prove my friend wrong (he thinks they have a chance how cute), oh and for 5sos to come out with their 3rd fucking album like they promised

29. what are you listening to right now - my roommates fan

30. have you ever talked to a person named tom - ah yes, i know many-a-toms

31. something that’s getting on your nerves - people who make every conversation about them and who make themselves seem superior.

32. most visited website - Blackboard (lol), and then twitter probably

33. hair colour - Kinda a dark brown, currently a blondie-ish color at the bottom, was purple at one point, probably gonna dye it dark again soon

34. long or short hair - that awkward middle length

35. do you have a crush on someone - eh kinda, i’m pretty content right now though so it’s not legit.

36. what do you like about yourself - my ability to get people who never open up, to open up. and to be the one who gets to listen to their stories and help if they need it

37. want any pericings? - my daith, and lowkey want my bellybutton pierced but idk

38. blood type - um I think the universal donor one, O? I have no clue

39. nicknames - I DONT HAVE ANY. well, okay my friends in high school used to call me Kbrem, and some people call me Kay sometimes. But to most people I have none, and I wish i did.

40. relationship status - forever single

41. zodiac - capricorn

42. pronouns - she/her

43. fave tv shows - Brooklyn 99, Jane the Virgin, Supernatural, Chicago Med, This is Us (but I suck at watching it cause I’m at school) and LOST forever and ever will hold a special place in my heart

44. tattoos - I have a lil elephant on my ankle, I’m getting a 13 with my cousins on my wrist, and I want a Harry Potter quote on my rib.

45. right or left handed - right

46. ever had surgery - yeah. Oh also had wisdom tooth surgery over break and those videos were HILARIOUS

47. piercings - double piercings on my earlobes and my cartilage but I never wear earrings, and my nose and I always have that in obviously

48. sport - I used to play softball and I used to swim. Hockey is my fav to watch but I’ve only ever played street hockey

49. vacation - I’ve never left the East Coast, I’m so lame I know. So vacation consists of around New England, Virginia, New York and Florida lmao go me.

50. trainers - what? if you mean shoes, why yes I do own some. If you mean athletic trainers, HAHAHA fuck that I don’t work out

more general

51. eating - I had some baked chicken and mashed potatoes for dinner cause my school ONLY LIKES TO SERVE CHICKEN AND IT’s ANNOYING

52. drinking - actually since answering the first question I’ve been drinking water so

53. I’m about to watch - I wanted to start Teen Wolf, so maybe that

54. waiting for - a motherfucking snow day, or spring break. I’ve been back at school for 2 weeks and I need a break

55. want - financial stability, not to be overwhelmed with school work, a better sense of belonging. that went from kinda a smartass response to deep, bye.

56. get married - at some point, to the right person

57. career - Clinical therapist! Preferably in a school setting or a private practice.

which is better

58. hugs or kisses - depends who’s giving them, but I love a good hug

59. lips or eyes - damn, eyes are beautiful but I pay attention to lips and how they move, but you can tell more by people’s eyes...so 👀

60. shorter or taller - taller

61. older or younger - older (not by much)

62. nice arms or stomach - arms! especially shoulders, I got a thing for shoulders idk why

63. hookup or relationship - relationship

64. troublemaker or hesitant - totally is dependent on the situation

have you ever

65. kissed a stranger - kinda...

66. drank hard liquor - yep

67. lost glasses - I literally don’t know where my glasses are so I hope my contacts don’t get irritating cause idk where my glasses are

68. turned someone down - hahaha YES, that’s my speciality, turn them down and run away

69. sex on the first date - nooooooo

70. broken someones’s heart - not that I know of

71. had your heart broken - yes, but not in a relationship sense, my friends, or rather “friends” have for sure broken my heart

72. been arrested - no!

73. cried when someone died - okay fucking obviously

74. fallen for a friend - yeahhh, don’t do that

do you believe in

75. yourself - depends, not as much as I’d like to

76. miracles - little ones, not water into wine caliber of miracles, but little miracles absolutely

77. love at first sight - physical connection, or a sense sure, not love

78. Santa claus - pfft what kind of question is that, obviously who else brings us presents?

79. kiss on a first date - yeah

80. angles - oh honey did you mean angels? I believe I got people watching over me. I also believe in angles because I used to have to do proofs involving them in geometry so I know they’re out there, and they make me want to cry

other

81. best friend’s name - Kassie, and my literally all my cousins, I know it sounds lame but I have a wicked close family

82. eye colour - Brown with a green ring around them 😊

83. fave movie - The Princess Bride, Miracle, idk what else I have a lot, and I can’t think of any right now

84. fave actor - jessuuusss. (disclaimer: jesus is not my favorite actor) shit, i don’t know Meryl Streep is a queen, most people from Massachusetts CHRIS EVANS!

that was only 84

#this was long but these are fun to me #idk why #i've always liked questionnaires and stuff like this #cause im lame #about me #kristen talks

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t4tieflings · 7 years

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Voltron Season Three thoughts Episode 5-7

Spoilers and thoughts under cut

Episode five

-long haired Shiro is a cursed image he’s a hobo

- hi other shiro? Cloning? Or astral projection

- oh it’s definitely cloning so damn is there even a real shiro

- was that the real shiro that came back in season one

-also Shiro is 90% a skunk now, up from his prior 40% skunk

- rip shiro number 167 we knew you not at all

- background galra go babysit my asshole son he is up to no good with his lesbian squad I must stop him

- that clone shiro booty

- hand cauterizing your wound hardcore

-how expensive was it to make all these shiro’s and shiro arms? I mean Seeing the number of causalities in a usual galra fight I suppose they’re made of money but still

-is it because the original shiro was a clone that he didn’t remember anything? is clone shiro the one to find Matt? So many questions

- this shiro seems to have even better use of his arm than other shiro is it from memory or was original shiro not as developed as clone shiro? if it is a clone

-yo yo it’s the rebels

-I mean that’s definitely a cloning project and his hair is very long for being missing only a few days maybe weeks?

- lotor knows his mom is an ass “dammit mom I don’t need a baby sitter I can take care of myself” “No no young man you better check in for curfew and work on your daily tormenting the innocents homework” “Uggggghhh fine”

-did they capture the teleported shiro and clone him maybe?

-I will never get over this hair

-WHY DOES SHIRO LOOK SO SHOJO IN THE BEAT UP SUIT

-rest in peace shiro you’re going to starve

-lotor: fuck you mom I am an adult Haggar: I WILL HAVE THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN YOUNG MAN

-you can’t have shiro die/be saved only five episodes in ya gotta wait till season four or it’s suspicious

-space ramen

Episode 6

-lance & best snipe boy

-ALLURA HAS A WHIP NICE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A STAFF BUT I APPROVE

-lance and allura supporting each other is the content I need

-all your bases are belong to us

-they DIDNT CUT HIS HAIR AN OUTRAGE

-I still don’t trust this boy #not my shiro

-good Keith shiro bonding

-hair cut WAIT NO BAD I DONT LIKE IT I DONT LIKE THIS OUTFIT AND HAIR ITS BAD BLOCKED UNFRIENDED REPORTED

- pidge found lotor’s porn stash

-good klance bonding but like lance buddy talk to hunk your best friend he’s there for you he’s been there for you

-best quality of hunk is his wiggles

- thordek is like fuck this base

-upsetting I want duel paladins, with paladins switching around for every occasion I’m upset -also bitch Keith was piloting it for like five days maybe a few weeks black lion is fickle as hell

-MY BEAUTIFUL GIRLS

-my beautiful cat girl destroying thordeks bitch ass

-haggar still like surprise bitch still altean and lotor is low key like surprise Bitch me too. Zarkon is collecting alteans

-finally my buff girl gets to fight

-confirmation blue azula is the one in the weblum

-lance ass up

-THORDEK IS STILL ALIVE IS HE A COCKROACH

-bye barrier you were almost efficient this season

-voltron needs to learn to fly backwards problem MC frickin solved

-shoulder pat

-SHIROS SMILE IS GOOOOOOD but I’m still suspicious

-lotor that fucking prick smiling as Haggar kills the only person who could snitch on him. I love him

Episode 7

-zombie zarkon FLASHBACKS

-OKAY SO THE PALADINS INCLUDED WHAT LOOKS LIKE A MERMAID AND TWO OTHER ALIEN SPECIES I CANT RECOGNIZE

-okay like zarkon’s wife is pretty

-haggar like damn either because zarkons main thoughts is his wife or main thoughts are about her

-OKAY ALLURA’S MOM IS PRETTY TOO

-okay king alfor is a nerd like we all thought, he’s like if Keith and hunk had a child, he’s heith child sent back in time

-ALSO IS HE THE YELLOW OR RED WEAR YOUR COLOR ALFOR

-friendship is magic

-diberzal nice another reference to go lion I support this

-so she isn’t a mermaid slightly disappointing but more aliens

-blates looks like the same thing as rolo maybe

- blue paladin is required to be a flirt confirmed

-Alfor trying to be a wingman -real talk why is zarkon one looking so soft and two a turtle no other galra are turtles

- ZARKON BEING AFRAID OF CATS IS HYSTERICAL

-KOVA THE KITTY also in due time zarkon you will learn to love kitties and this woman

- Minerva? Aneverva? What is her name Also tag yourself I’m zarkon being really straight for this pretty lady

-zarkon is shy omg this is cute I don’t want to think about zarkon being cute

-he’s really really straight

-tiny altean baby have my alternate universe son’s helmet

-dang Minerva (anerva?) getting harsh while zarkon going soft also I love the change in color scheme for her

-that squish monster is lotor. Threatening and evil but very small

-I bet anerva was consumed by squishy and became haggar (I WAS BASICALLY RIGHT YEEEEET) -YO THE YELLOW LION IS ORANGE IN THIS

-confirmed lions choose paladin and they’re lucky that they were bros enough to be Paladins

-I can’t believe the multiverse is gonna be a big part of the storyline Slav you did it

- the green lion needs the soft touch of a lesbian

-am I a leg???

-anerva nooooooo stop yourself Also zarkon no stop -love this backstory episode -zarkon is too whipped and now she’s haggar and probably not even a person

-kova the magic kitty lives -everything is the fault of anerva and the fact that zarkon is too whipped

-love is the biggest enemy of the entire universe

-farewell old zarkon and Anerva you are now space monsters

-zombies zombies does that mean that lotor is a product of semi necrophillia? If two zombies have a kid is that necrophillia?

-is lotor’s plan really to go into another realm or to stop haggar and zarkon from doing so??? Since he was stealing the telladove and comet from the galra? The plot thickens.

- ALSO WHY DID HAGGAR FORGET DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH HER NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE? also shouldn’t have Corran knew that zarkon had an altean with him???

-ZARKON SO WHIPPED HE CAME BACK FROM THE GRAVE AT HER COMMAND

#voltron #voltron season 3 spoilers #voltron season 3 #voltron spoilers

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angel-nero · 7 years

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I was tagged by @shcith and @kukinta

Answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people.

1. drink: water, do it bitch, sip it. 2. phone call: no one. 3. text message: my friends 4. song you listened to: psylla, glass animals 5. time you cried: in the morning 6. dated someone twice: no 7. kissed someone and regretted it: ya 8. been cheated on: idk lmao. 9. lost someone special: yes 10. been depressed: yes and im 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: no favorite colors 12. Pink 13. Red 14. Lilac in the last year have you… 15. made new friends: yes! 16. fallen out of love: nope! 17. laughed until you cried: yes… if i laugh too much i feel like fainting and I panic cus i have a problem in my nose lol 18. found out someone was talking about you: yas 19. met someone who changed you: yas 20. found out who your friends are: yas 21. kissed someone on your facebook list: no! general 22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: i have 731, i probably know 500… listen, i needed ppl to send me shit for fb games. 23. do you have any pets: a dog and a cat 24. do you want to change your name: i dont like my name but changing it means money, time and i can’t think of something better lol. 25. what did you do for your last birthday: i panicked and my friends came over. I got gifts. I turned 19, like eren, that was the highlight of it. 26. what time did you wake up: 9am…. 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: im in my ex crush couch wishing to die, regretting my decisions, watching superbad… a terrible movie. I dont want to eat dinner man, im sick. I wonder why im sitting here, like how do i even get in these situations wtf. 28. name something you can’t wait for: getting better, be healthy 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: like 10 hours ago 31. what are you listening to right now: the fan and laughs. 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: yes! Tomas tho, i called him toms like the shoes! We r besties over text cus i dont have the guts to see him even if we attended school together lol i haven’t talked to him… ho. 33. something that is getting on your nerves: mmm… life in general 34. most visited website: rn… tumblr? Google? Um. youtube as of 2 weeks ago 35. hair colour: dark 36. long or short hair: i hate my hair either way 37. do you have a crush on someone: i love someone! 38. what do you like about yourself: mm. a few things… 39. piercings: none 40. blood type: o+ 41. nickname: gab, gabs, bowie, gabhole, gabaloney, cess, pendeja 42. relationship status: single and a disappointment 43. zodiac: aries 44. pronouns: she/her 45. favourite tv show: mr robot!!!!!!!!!! 46. tattoos: 0, i want em 47. right or left handed: right 48. surgery: needing them lol 49. piercing: i want them but apparently i can’t have them 50. sport: i swim. I need to do them… i need to go to the gym lol 51. vacation: i wish them…! Im moving to another city in a month alone lol 52. pair of trainers: i bought a pair of purple reebokkkks. Oh god.. you don’t know but we think the song “this is the rhythm of the night” sounds like “estos son reebok or son nike, son nike, ooh!” … r these reebok or are they nike, they’re nike! And i have that song in my head every time i see them. Yeah. more general 53. eating: lately i have been bad at it 54. drinking: i need water lol 55. i’m about to: i forgot to take my pills twice today…. i wanna sleep but im stuck here so… i cant even drink aaaaaa. Skip dinner. 56. waiting for: graduating college lmfao, i don’t want to go 57. want: stability in life 58. get married: yes… but lately i’ve lost hope of it… lol all my life i was like “sure! It will happen sure!” 59. career: architecture if i dont… send it to hell 1st. 60. hugs or kisses: hugs. 61. lips or eyes: eyes. 62. shorter or taller: i like to be the tallest friend. 63. older or younger: older. 64. nice arms or nice stomach: nice… stomach……? 65. hook up or relationship: relationship! 66. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant 67. kissed a stranger: in the cheek, we do that here for courtesy? Lmfffao have a kiss, u been blessd by gab’s germs. Other than that no 68. drank hard liquor: a lot 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: uh… ya 70. turned someone down: yes! 71. sex on the first date: no 72. broken someone’s heart: yeah :’^( nah they’re fine but i have the luck of always encountering the most dramatic ppl ever. 73. had your heart broken: HAHA YES??? I mean… fuck you im fine? But i was a weird teen and loved too much, no one has any idea 74. been arrested: nooooooo…………??? 75. cried when someone died: ya 76. fallen for a friend: all my crushes have been my best friends… like the most i sulk for? Other than that strangers but i always fuck up do you believe in … 77. yourself: fuk no 78. miracles: yes 79. love at first sight: yes 80. santa claus: i did, i defend him when kid. Fucking believed in him till i was 12, Fuck me. 81. kiss on the first date: look, if i ever go in a date w u, and was willing to go out of my cave, is bcos i adore u so yea 82. angels: :Dddd @glaspaladin i do believe in them tho yes…….??????????? other 83. current best friend’s name: ivannia, fernanda, luz arena lmao 84. eye colour: brown 85. favourite movie: …. um. Uh. Ah. Oh yeah! Before I disappear. The girl w the dragon tattoo. I have like 60 fav movies, i actually did a list in fb in the part of “what movies have u watch” and constantly update them bcos if i didn’t i would forget em and i love them so much? Im lame yaaaaas.

i tag: @glaspaladin @softboyshiro @levi-delrey @pureren @cubanlance @klancerous @zaevran @quiiiznak @ackersmith @blessedkeith

#THANKS FOR THE TAGS<3 #i filled this yesterday kjdhajd #tag meme #i was being emo #this one is long immm sorry

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dontsleepon · 7 years

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92 Truths

Tagged by @jeonwonswoon sorry for doing this late, I haven’t been active on tumblr cause of assignments. And yes I am both @random-bubble and @dontsleepon

RULES: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people.

THE LAST…

1. Drink: Water 2. Phone call: My dad few hours ago cause I finished my class. 3. Text message: “Oh” 4. Song you listened to: Beautiful By Monsta x (Acoustic Version) 5. Time you cried: Idk but I cry a lot since I get emotional at any given film 6. Dated someone twice: Lol I’ve never even dated anyone once 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Nor have I gotten a kiss 8. Been cheated on: yaaaa totalllyy 9. Lost someone special: My cat ;-; 10. Been depressed: Nowadays I feel content with my life.... I mean it’s not horrible. 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Not planning on doing drinking

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS

12-14: I love almost every colour, but I guess Mustard, Salmon pink and Sage Green? Let’s be real I change colours every year.

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…

15. Made new friends: Whewww, I sure did. 16. Fallen out of love: I think it’s part of my personality to fall out of love and come back hard (in terms of things I am interested in) 17. Laughed until you cried: Definitely had a lot last year. 18. Found out someone was talking about you: Yeah, but it’s all good ones.... I think 19. Met someone who changed you: Yes 20. Found out who your friends are: Damn, it’s like you know me so well 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: kiss? Not in my dictionary

GENERAL

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life? About 85% 23. Do you have any pets? pffftt nooOOoOo... I dont have any pets.... (okay my house is a zoo) 24. Do you want to change your name? I love my name 25. What did you do for your last Birthday? I went to play escape room with my cousins and sisters.... I didnt really celebrate it (on my real birthday) however I did hang out with my friends to an amusement park in the same month 26. What time did you wake up? 7am. Which is early, knowing me. 27. What were you doing at midnight last night? Finishing up school work.. and got to learn things about up10tion at the same time 28. Name something you can’t wait for: I can’t wait til I finish language classes and start going futhur depth into my course cause it sure is hell right now. 29. When was the last time you saw your mom? Less than an hour ago 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life? I wish I know my mother language fluently 31. What are you listening right now? Usually I wouldn’t be listening to music while chilling but you are in luck. I am listening to AKMU ‘ChocoLady’ 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? Probably 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: Deadlines 34. Most visited Website: Youtube. Instagram & Twitter (Well do apps count) 35. Elementary: Meh 36. High School: Okay, let’s talk about Middle School though 37. College: WAIT STOP IMMA TALK ABOUT MIDDLE SCHOO- I’m Dying and why don’t I feel like an adult 38. Haircolor: Black that has an ombre thats fading to brown. I need to redye man 39. Long or short hair? Not too short, not too long. 40. Do you have a crush on someone? Lol, I wish 41. What do you like about yourself? I’m a good listening. I am kinda glad that I learnt how to be appreciative more and realized all the things my parents has done for me. 42. Piercings: One for each ears but I don’t use it much since I use headphones. 43. Bloodtype: O, honestly I don’t know 44. Nickname: Zaza. I was born with that nickname and it has stuck since now. I hear this name more than my own real name (if you call out my real name I wouldn’t respond) 45. Relationship status: Single and wants to mingle but at the same time i don’t so. 47. Pronouns: She/her. or ZAZAZAZA 48. Favorite TV Show: Riverdale, Once upon a time, Sherlock, Devious Maids. For KDRAMAS: I love Webdramas, but Weighlifting Fairy, Healer, Cheer up!, ok the pre-debut astro drama was lit. 49. Tattoos: None, I can’t get one anyway 50. Right or left hand: Right cause I’m always righ- 51. Surgery: None 52. Piercing: .... 53. Sport: lol. anything that doesn’t involve running please 55. Vacation: I went to Korea and Singapore. That was fun whew. I still didn’t have the time to edit and upload a ‘vlog’ though 56. Pair of trainers: Discount ones AHAHAHHAA no seriously.

MORE GENERAL

57. Eating: Pasta is my Life. Oh wait you mean now? Nothing 58. Drinking: Nothing 59. I’m about to: type this down 61. Waiting for: I just want time to slow down so I can finish my work plz 62. Want: To finish this 63. Get married: lol to who 64. Career: Anything involving art. Well not everything but that’s personal aint it.

WHICH IS BETTER?

65. Hugs or kisses: Both, im lonely. 66. Lips or eyes: Personality, jk eyes. 67. Shorter or taller: Taller, well good luck finding a guy sorter than me 68. Older or younger: Older 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: Doesn’t Matter 71. Sensitive or loud: Depends 72. Hook up or relationship: Relationship 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: H-hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER… I’m going to show you so many things... I have not done

74. Kissed a stranger: No 75. Drank hard liquor: No 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: Losing glasses when I wake up? yes 77. Turned someone down: Yes 78. Sex in the first date: No 79. Broken someones heart: I hope not... but probably? IM SORRY to whoever I did

80. Had your heart broken: I am not sure 81. Been arrested: No 82. Cried when someone died: Yes... my grandmother and my birds akcaowsidvhaois 83. Fallen for a friend: (insert moon emoji) jk no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN…

84. Yourself: Don’t Stop Believing.... that you can fly 85. Miracles: Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy 86. Love at first sight: eh 87. Santa Claus: No... even as a kid I didn’’t fell for it. 88. Kiss in the first date: I mean what if you knew eachother long before the first date lool 89. Angels: Yes

OTHER

What do you mean by others lol 90. Current best friends name: I don’t even know if I have one 91. Eye color: Dark Brown 92. Favorite movie: How could I even choose

Tagged: I don’t have anyone I want to tag but @hsxbr

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fine-feathered-fiend · 7 years

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Shameless 4x02 Live-Blogging

Okay, so this one is after four drinks, so lets see how things go

@sassybellamyblake @drelllassassinn Tagging you because I love you and also because I love you

Once again, spoilers are under the cut!

HERE WE GO

3:00- Awwwww poor Liam’s testicles

3:30- Oh man I’m so glad that I don’t have to have my own testicles drop. Yknow. Since I’m a girl.

4:10- I mean I don’t think it’s be terrible if Debbie went on the pill I mean doesn’t that mean no babies?

5:00- Lip using 15 minutes to study for a quiz lol I feel

5:30- HES DROPPING VODKA INTO HIS EYES OH MY GOD YEAH I BET THAT FUCKING HURTS

6:20- Fuck man I totally feel ya on the different college atmosphere it’s soooo different like shit

8:10- Fuck man Stan is a dick

9:20- Kev you’re too nice

10:05- Lmfaooo YOGA

11:40- I STILL LOVE MIKE

13:00- Yeah i love Kev

14:15- What’s wrong with Frank now??

15:00- I actually do feel bad bad for Frank :/

15:55- Frank: “No more alcohol. Just drugs.” Oh thank god

17:40- Ah fuck Debbie's only 13??

18:45- I fucking love Fiona tbh

19:20- I still love Mike

19:30- LIP!!!!!!!!!!!!! (M Y S O N)

20:30- Oh Lip. You have so much to learn about college

20:45- LMFAOOO THE GIRL IS THE TUTOR

21:00- V: "I'm a ghetto nurse." Same V, same

23:00- As always, I fucking love Fiona

23:30- LIP IS GONNA FUCK THE TUTOR. EVENTUALLY

24:50- I STILL FUCKING LOVE KEV AND V

26:10- Oh shit is Lip gonna have to donate his liver??

26:30- What the fuck?? Blood types are THAT easy?????

27:15- OH MY GOD V IS HAVING THREE BABIES

27:40- Kevin: "I don't know whether to freak out or thrust my almighty dick in everyone's face!" 😂😂

28:35- FIONA IS QUITE THE SALESMAN YESS

**Still trashed i think tbh**

30:20- WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENEDDD

30:50- All these girls have super long hair i gotta step my game up lol

31:50- Lip: "You and i breaking up?" Lol yesss

32:05- Lip: "Yeah but I fuck like a sophomore" DAAAAMNNN

33:20- Lips blood type is AB+ idk why but that's cool

34:00- Awwwww sad Lip

34:50- Franks blood type is O+, which is pretty convenient. Maybe Lip will donate?

[Sober note: nope, I fucked that one up, Frank is the (almost) universal donor, not Lip]

36:20- Oooooo i ship Lip and the other girl from a shitty school

37:29- OH SHITTTT REJECTED!!!!

37:49-

Chick: "Fuck me!"

Lip: "Okay!"

Chick: "FUCK ME!!!"

Lip: "That's what I'm doing!!"

39:35- LMFAOOOO CARL HAS A BLOODY CONDOM

[Sober note: NOPE IT WAS A TAMPON IDK WHY I MIXED UP TAMPON AND CONDOM BUT HOLY SHIT THIS IS WHY I HAVE TO READ THESE THINGS OVER]

40:30- How old is this dude???

40:50- HES FUCKING TWENTY??????

41:20- NOOOOO. AS A TWENTY YEAR OLD JUST NOOOOOOO DONT DO IT MAN DONT DO IT DEBBIE NOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO

41:50- THEYRE HOLDING HANDS???? WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT GUY NOOOOOO

42:20- Is V's mom gonna get an abortion? Idk what I'd do or ask

43:50- Awwww Lip has a different life now and he's not used to it :/

47:20- Oh my god I literally just realized that Lip can't donate his liver because he's a universal receiver not a universal donor

48:00- OH SHIT FRANK HAS ANOTHER KID???

//EPISODE IS CONCLUDED//

Thoughts: Another good episode! I’m really liking Lip and Carl’s storylines, so that’s pretty cool. I am absolutely fucking livid for Debbie now like that guy needs to gtfo and go directly to jail do not pass go do not collect $200 just go straight to fucking jail. Still a little worried for Fiona’s storyline. It almost feels like her problems are too normal, yknow? She’s a Gallagher, that shit just doesn’t happen. Kev and V’s storyline is pretty awesome (I love them so much guys, like you don’t even know.) STILL WAITING FOR IAN TO COME BACK >:(

Rating: good/10, I stg I don’t think I remember enough to accurately rate this

As always, thanks for reading! :)

#okay so this one was slightly less put together but i still had fun lol #and i think i remember enough of it that i don't have to rewatch the last two episodes #i mean i remember what happened it's just a little scrambled up there #ALSO I SOMEHOW MIXED UP CONDOM AND TAMPON?????????#anyway yeah: this was written drunk but edited sober (the best combination) and the thoughts were written sober #thanks for checking this out!#lauren attempts drinking and shameless #shameless #shameless 4x02

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fine-feathered-fiend · 7 years

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Shameless 4x01 Live-Blogging

Okay so I had three drinks and I am READY

@sassybellamyblake @drelllassassinn Tagging you guys because I love you

I’m considering adding those time stamp things but idk if I wanna pause and do that (I decided to do it)

Alright, spoilers are under the cut (obviously), let’s freakin do this!

HERE WE GO

1:00- This flashback is fucking killing me

3:10- Debbie’s wearing makeup omggg

3:30- Just realized the title is called “Simple Pleasures” (or some shit)

4:10- LIAM IS SO BIG OMG

5:00- Okay but I’d pee off a balcony if I could

5:20- LIP IS AT COLLEGE OMFG YESSS

6:00- FUCK YESS SHEILAS HERE I LOVE SHEILA

6:50- Damn Debbie chill tf out

8:00- As always, i fucking love Kevin and V

9:10- Awww I miss Jimmy :(

10:00- Aaaaaand there’s Frank

11:00- AHHHHH MICKEY

12:00- AHHHHH LIP

12:30- Is he fucking playing Minecraft??

13:40- Fucking Carl man

14:30- Fiona mouthing “I’m not kidding” lmfaooo

15:30- DEBBIE IS SO GROWN UP OMFGGG

**currently halfway through drink #4**

18:10- Ahhhh I do love Mike although I totally miss Jimmysteve

18:40- As always, i fucking love Sheila

19:15- Is Frank dying? I think he’s dying

19:40- Theyre just dumping him in the bathroom lmfaooo

20:00- Is Debbie’s friend pregnant?? Jesus arent they like 12??

20:35- Omfg I used to play that dance game ALLLL the time. And I can promise that it got me exactly zero boys

21:20- I too like seducing boys with my hot dance moves

22:10- LIP IS MY SON

22:30- I gotta get me a school job

23:10- Did Lip learn Spanish?? Of fucking course he did

24:30- I actually feel kinda bad for Frank

**I am so trashed I stg**

25:15- NO DEBBIE HES WAY TOO OLD FOR YOU DONT DO IT

25:30- Lip: “GOD FOR CHRISTSAKE JUST FUCK HER” I fucking lov Lip

26:30- FUCK YES MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS HELL YEAH DEBBIE YOU KNOW WHATS UP

27:00- Loving the Debbie and Fiona parallels

27:50- CARL IS TWELVE?????? WHAT THE FUCK OKAY SO DEBBIE IS GOTTA BE 13 OR 14

28:50- Frank no why you gotta be a piece of shit alcoholic

29:40- OH SHIT IS V PREGNANT???????

30:15- Kevin’s hair is glorious

**Fourth drink down**

**Im not gonna puke what are you talking about**

**Im totally fine**

30:40- OH SHIT SHES PREGNANT YESSSS

31:00- School lunch lol welcome to my world

31:45- I FUCKING LOVE SHEILA

32:20- OH MY GOD MICKEY IS AT THE ALIBI I LOVE HIM

32:50- THEY NEED A UNION OH MY GOD

33:10- AHHHHHHH MICKEY ASKING ABOUT IAN WRECK ME IM WRECKED

33:50- Kevin is such a sweetheart I love him

34:40- VERONICA IS DEFINITELY PREGNANT OML YESSSS

36:00- Fiona: “What’s a 401-K” Same Fiona, same

**Walking is EXTREMELY hard**

**I can’t believe people drive like this???**

**For the record, I’m totally blaming Prozac for my lack of tolerance here**

**I mean it’s super great at making me not wanna die but otherwise my alcohol tolerance is G O N E which is annoying**

**That meme of "you don't know how drunk you are until you're sitting on the toilet" is SUPER true omfg**

**I just choked on my own spit omfg help**

37:00- This TA is a dick omg

38:05- Ohhhh shittt Lip's not used to college and not being the best. I feel my guy. I feel

38:10- DONT DROP THE CLASS LIP YOU CAN DO IT

38:49- Omfg is Stan dead????

40:20- I wonder if my dad would die if he stopped drinking? I feel like he might

**That was personal sorry guys**

**I mean I don't give a shit but if you guys do I'm sorry**

41:45- DEBBIE WHY WOULD YOU WEAR HEELS THEY HURT

43:10- Is Sheila cleaning on her own volition??

43:15- OMFG SHE IS

43:20- I LOVE SHEILA

43:50- IS FRANK SHOVING WINE UP HIS ASS???

43:55- OF COURSE HE IS

44:40- These frozen people are actually kinda cool

45:20- Awwwwwww Mandy poor Mandy

45:25- Mandy is still a good egg

46:00- NOOOOOOO POOR MICKEY NOOOOOOO

46:30- HES JERKING TO HIS PICTURE LMFAO BUT ALSO IM SAD

46:50- NOOOOOO HE PUNCHED THE MIRROR NOOOOOOO NO NO NO NOOOOO

48:30- Mike: *right after having sex* "That was great, thank you:" I mean I know you're being polite but could you BE more awkward??

49:00- Awww Mike offering to finish the job thats nice

49:30- Fiona has amazing tits

49:35- I'm definitely bi

50:10- Debbie: "I love Panda Express" Same Debbie, same

51:25- Kev and V are legit OTP goals relationship goals all that shit

51:50- Awwww Debbie looks so grown up in heels

52:25- OH MY GOD SHE DROPPED THE NEWS YESSSSSS

52:50- I LOVE KEV AND V SO MUCH

53:25- Frank: "If you don't use lubrication you get blisters. Believe me, I know." Oh Christ Frank

54:25- Aww poor baby Liam

54:40- Oh fuck Frank is coughing up blood?!?!?!

//EPISODE IS CONCLUDED//

Thoughts: In all a pretty good episode! I mean I love pretty much all episodes of Shameless, but I feel like this one did a pretty good job of summarizing everything and catching us all up. I’m still sooooo happy that Lip is in college and I’m really hoping that this works out for him. I’m torn between feeling bad for Frank and feeling like he's getting what he deserves (I really do love to hate and hate to love Frank.) Things seem to be going well for Fiona, which makes me nervous since it feels like they might be setting us up to be sad. Debbie’s new storyline is worrying me, but I’ll just have to wait and see how that one turns out. It was really weird not seeing Ian at all, and even weirder that Fiona doesn’t seem all that worried?? Idk, I miss Ian and want him back.

Rating: 8/10, good but not amazing from what I can remember

Thanks for checking this out! :)

#this was super fun!!#for the record: i wrote the thoughts and edited this whole thing while sober #and i'm a little embarrassed that four drinks was enough to get me pretty fucked up #(i mean i drank them in under 2 hours i was trying okay)#but i've heard that your tolerance goes WAAAYYYY down if you're taking prozac and holy shit that was super true #also sorry about all the side notes- drunk me had a lot to say #lauren attempts drinking and shameless #shameless #shameless 4x01 #is there an abbreviation for that??#idfk man idfk

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