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hanksypanksyblog · 11 months
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The Watcher: Powdered Shellfish
The boys are huntin' a killer this week with The Watcher, starring Keanu Reeves. Grab your red string and badge, because things are about to get inquisitive. Jokes this week including: Seattle's Best Place to Get Murdered, Luke's kryptonite, a big wet surprise and Keanu doing a little dance.
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hanksypanksyblog · 1 year
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My Own Private Idaho: Scrub Daddy, Film Papa
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The boys are heading out west this week with My Own Private Idaho, starring Keanu Reeves. Things get a little Shakespearean, but uh. Only a little. Come along for this surreal ride with jokes including: Dad-Watch intensifies, lots of fart wafting, having a truly excellent day, Iowa confusion, and some small sky discussions. Listen Here
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hanksypanksyblog · 1 year
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Parenthood: Milk Goblins
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The boys are coaching little league and attending school plays this week with 1989's Parenthood: starring a whole mess of people including our guy Keanu Reeves. Jump in the minivan because jokes this week include: Another Keanu hair evolution, a very happy hike, anatomy hunting, how to name a kid, ad a dip back into the Toyverse
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hanksypanksyblog · 1 year
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SEASON 3: HONOR AMONG REEVES
The boys are back with a BRAND NEW season! Hop aboard Season 3 as they take a deep dive on Keanu Reeves. Yes, that's right, it's Honor Among Reeves time, baybee! The fellas are kicking things off with 1986's River's Edge, starring Keanu and all his friends. Jokes include: Luke's new tombstone, Tom Hanks accent work, Camping Keanu, and kids driving vehicles for the long haul.
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hanksypanksyblog · 11 months
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The Replacements: Ship a Winner
Once again the fellas are headed to the gridiron, this time with ... Keanu Reeves, of all people? Cross the picket line and bust up a union, because these gents are comedy scabs. Jokes including: FedEx Kink-Ohs!, Keanu is left-handed, Sam's food journey, hormonal polyester, jock rock reductionism and updates on Dwayne "The Johnson" Johnson.
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hanksypanksyblog · 1 year
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The Matrix: Oops All Pizza!
It's the big one, folks! The boys are being unplugged and ejected from their lubricated pods. It's time to boogie on down to The Matrix town. Starring Keanu Reeves, the all-time classic gets a fresh look from the lads, with jokes including: leather explorations, Zoom hiccups, slappin' it silly, some guesses from the community, and one very wet boy.
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hanksypanksyblog · 1 year
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Devil's Advocate: Siegel School of Comedy Bricks
The boys are litigating for lower powers this week with Devil's Advocate, starring the elusive Keanu Reeves! Head on down to the courtroom and do some discovery, with jokes including: Al Pacino's shower thoughts, a pretty big love bite, the incorrect number of holes, Keanu's mostly-there accent, and some mild foot stuff.
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hanksypanksyblog · 1 year
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Feeling Minnesota: Party Surrogate
The boys are headed back into another flick with a state in the name, and the results pretty much speak for themselves. Steal your brother's family with this week's episode on Feeling Minnesota! Jokes include: America's Not Funniest Home Videos, that Subway smell, a movie that's totally a comedy, stages of grief and reminiscing about college.
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hanksypanksyblog · 1 year
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FEED DROP: Greeced Lightning-Troy
The boys are taking a break this week due to a natural disaster in their area. So this week we're doing a feed drop with Greeced Lightning, a history podcast starring yer bois and Dr. Sara Hales-Brittain. Here's the details:In the series premier of Greeced Lightning, Dr. Sara Hales-Brittain, Luke Patrick, and Sam Siegel begin their deep dive into ancient Greek mythology by breaking down the legend of the Trojan War. Dr. Hales-Brittain teaches Luke and Sam about the epic cycle, Paris' past, and how much the movie Troy failed.
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hanksypanksyblog · 1 year
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A Walk in the Clouds: Dash Some Arby's
The boys are headed to wine country this week, with the Napa-based A Walk in the Clouds. So put on a big, floppy hat and get to sippin', with jokes including: foot stompin' sexy grape times, Downton Abbey shenanigans, the many benefits of Marin county, hitchhiking in 1945, and some questionable food choices from one of the hosts.
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hanksypanksyblog · 1 year
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Johnny Mnemoic: Nelson, Mandela Man
The boys wet-wire some implants and dive into the net with this week's episode on Johnny Mnemonic, starring Keanu Reeves. Huff all the cyberpunk dystopia you can stand because this film's got it in spades, with jokes including: one erotic marine mammal, the quest for yoghurt, a film from the 1970's, podcastin' in the metaverse and the best new superhero you've never heard of.
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hanksypanksyblog · 1 year
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The Prince of Pennsylvania: The Side Mullet
The boys head on over to Nowheresville, PA with this week's episode, featuring 1988's Prince of Pennsylvania and yer boi Keanu Reeves. Strap on a helmet and head on down to the podcast mines, because the dudes have jokes including: The blood kiss, a suspicious haircut, some truly awful poetry, a certain amorous trailer and money in the butt hut.
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hanksypanksyblog · 1 year
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Point Break: Welcome to Mooseport
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The boys are back in the 90's with the absolute classic Point Break, starring Keanu Reeves! They're diving through the sky and surfing those killer breaks, with jokes this week including: Sam's continued transformation, you'll know 'em when you see 'em, Billy Idaho, one wet city boy, surf confusion and Harvard's bid for the championship.
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hanksypanksyblog · 1 year
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Emergency Broadcast: Black Adam
For the first time ever, the boys are slipping into some tights and putting on a cape with 2022's Black Adam. Yes folks, yer boi Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is back again, this time as a disgruntled antihero with a Grinch-sized heart. Jokes include: jokes personified, a total lack of notes, Murder Corp, the return of Atar, and a big, beautiful, singing vehicle.
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hanksypanksyblog · 1 year
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Chain Reaction: Good Good Bean Boys
The boys are on the run (again), this time absconding with cold fusion, or maybe hydrogen? It's kinda unclear. But either way, Keanu Reeves is here with this week's episode on Chain Reaction. Evade the feds and drive an ice boat, because goofs include: An appreciated Time to Keanu, the definition of the mess around times, cigar watch, veggie patty chatter, and some updates on Keanu's hair.
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hanksypanksyblog · 1 year
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Little Buddha: Fiesta'd Around
The boys finally got this week's movie in the mail (literally) and are back from a break with Little Buddha, starring a suspect Keanu Reeves. This one is red hot for all the wrong reasons, so buckle up, cowboys! Jokes this week include: The movie that started it all, Keanu's eyebrows, zydeco music, a distinct lack of a DVD menu, being too hungry, and an accent heard (thankfully) not quite around the world.
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