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babysizedfics · 4 years

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I had to go all the way back and reread the babygate HC to see if it had already been mentioned, but Pat doing that silly dad thing where everything blocking the way is now a toll bridge and the price is one kiss to pass, n it used to be with his leg, but now they have the gates installed (there's one in the kitchen doorway, fight me), he likes to do silly impressions & demand a toll from his little prince on his adventures, or from his lil treasure when he's crawling around investigating stuffs

woooow y'all really like making me hyperventilate with sheer cuteness !!!!

first of all if anyone hasn't already read it here is the babygate headcanon which is one of my all time favourites

the first time it happen patton had just collapsed onto the couch and put his feet up on the coffee table because he was exhausted

he loved his little baby vee so so much but he had had his first ever tantrum that day (i talked about that briefly here) and had finally fallen asleep for a nap - patton always stayed by his side when he napped but logan saw how beat he was and offered to watch the baby while patton rested

and roman is skipping through the living room and pokes pattons leg and giggles 'dad this is the river i need to cross it to get to the magical forest!'

and pattons is so tired he really doesnt want to move so he mumbles 'this is the magical bridge. its closed right now please come back later'

but roman doesnt go he just asks 'what's the price to cross this magical bridge??' in the voice he always uses when he's playing a character in one of his games

and patton blinks one eye open with a little smile 'a magical kiss on your dad's cheek'

with a little bounce roman quickly drops to pattons side and plants a firm kiss on his cheek with a childish 'mwah!' as he pulls away and it gives patton the energy to giggle and bend his legs up to let him across the river

then this gradually develops into a way patton can ask for affection without actually having to ask for it - he obviously gives out affection in abundance but he had issues with letting himself ask for things because he feels selfish for it

at first it's just with roman because he clearly finds it funny and likes it when patton adds to his games

but one day virgil is a particularly curious and energetic little baby and both him and patton are sat on a blanket on the floor playing with his soft toys

and minty is on the other side of pattons legs which are splayed out across the blanket

so vee starts crawling over patton's legs to get them and on a whim of playfulness patton raises his legs just as virgil's tummy passes over him and essentially holds him floating in the air a bit

and the baby giggles a bit because pattons knees are tickling his lil tummy 'papa'

'oh did you want to get past, baby?' patton laughs, then makes sure to lean forward with an arm under his legs and an arm under his chest to stop him from falling off

'minpy minpy' virgil babbles and tries to reach out for the toy but breaks down in laughter when pattons hand wiggles under his armpit

'you want minty? uh oh but you're trapped!'

vee wiggles 'wapped?'

'yes honey, and do you know the secret way to get out?'

virgil whines and looks at patton in question

'if you give paci kisses to the guard he will let you go,' patton whispers, leaning forward enough to be right by virgil's ear

theres a tiny gasp and then virgil is wriggling so much that patton has to lower his legs and free him

but virgil doesnt bother going for minty, he crawls straight up in pattons lap and presses his paci to pattons lips and giggles and squints his eyes shut tight

and patton presses lots of tiny kisses on virgils paci and then they tumble onto the blanket and cuddle and patton cooes 'you're such a precious little baby' and then theyre the cutest people in the whole world and then the author starts crying and can't believe how fricking adorable this headcanon is thank you so much anon

#i get one pass to use the word y'all each month so that's this month done #little/big concepts #cg patton #little roman #agedre roman #little virgil #agere virgil #asks #anon

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franklyshipping · 4 years

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Day 4 ~ Christmas 2019 Ego Fanfics

Alright people, Day number 4! Now, I personally think we're lacking a cute little zombie right now....LET'S DO THIS!

TAGGING: @robbie-lee-zombie and @jack-leeboyman

I don’t know about you guys, but I for one like eating foods at times when society says you’re not meant to eat them. I think you all know what I’m about to talk about, but I’ll elaborate anyway. Advent calendars. Chocolate for breakfast that is not only socially acceptable, but it is in fact expected! I have to say that it is one of the most wonderful, delicious inventions to grace the mess that is humanity, and on this here day it is what we shall be focusing on. Needless to say….every single ego had their own personal advent calendar, but I think Robbie the Zombie’s was the absolute cutest.

The art depicted on the front of his had been designed by all the Septics and printed by the Googles, and it depicted stunning artwork of Robbie being cuddled by all the Septics, plus some purple pugs because why the heck not. Robbie was wiggling with excitement as he stroked his fingers over the three empty days, he was excited to have chocolate number four. However, as we all know, getting those little perforated cardboard flaps open can be darn fiddly, so someone always gave Robbie a little help with his; this morning it was Jackie-Boy Man.

‘Alright, I got one of the corners there, ya think you can do the rest?’

Robbie nodded with a determined grin as he narrowed his eyes at the little cardboard square.

‘Uh huh, I open it!’

Jackie laughed softly as he watched Robbie scrutinise everything, before delicately opening the little cardboard door. Robbie squeaked with delight when he achieved it, and looked at Jackie giddily.

‘I did it!’

Robbie purred when Jackie affectionately ruffled his hair, before the hero replied jovially.

‘Good job! Make sure you don’t miss any of that chocolate!’

Robbie nodded with a giggle, making Jackie smile fondly. The hero had never anticipated the prospect of having a child-like zombie for a little brother, but here and now he just couldn’t imagine his life without Robbie. He was so pure and special and perfect and Jackie loved him so damn much. Jackie sighed softly, wiggling in his lying-down position on the carpet so he could get comfy, when suddenly he felt something seemingly bump into his butt.

‘What the-? Oho, do you need some help too bud?’

Jackie shifted with a grin when he saw that it was none other than Gooper who had bonked his booty with a whiny gurgle, whilst dragging his own special advent calendar in tow. Everyone had made it especially for him, and instead of it being filled with chocolates it was filled with Gooper’s favourite thing in the entire world. Paperclips. Jackie eased up the corner of the little cardboard door with his fingernail, before grinning and nodding at Gooper.

‘Have at it!’

Gooper squealed and eagerly started poking and prodding and pulling at the little cardboard door, before it popped open to reveal a light green coloured paperclip. Gooper hopped up and down giddily before he absorbed the little piece of stationary into his body, for safe-keeping until he could add it to his stash later. Jackie giggled when the creature proceeded to nuzzle against his kneecap, and he scratched his underbelly gently.

‘You’re too frickin cute ya lil globbins!’

Gooper squealed and gurgled in delight from the underbelly attention, before he gurgled cutely in farewell and went about returning his advent calendar to its proper place. Jackie sighed happily as he absently looked back to Robbie….but then his eyes widened; the zombie was trying to open up next day’s door!

‘Ah, ah, ah buddy you know it’s only one choc per day!’

Jackie reached to get the advent calendar from Robbie, so he wouldn’t be tempted, but to the hero’s surprise Robbie gripped it to his chest and stuck his bottom lip out. Frankly, Robbie had come to the conclusion that these chocolates were very tasty and there was no reason why he shouldn’t have them all now.

‘Nuh! Robbie want chocs!’

Jackie raised an eyebrow at him, lowering his voice into his more reprimanding tone.

‘Robbie, give me the advent calendar.’

Robbie shook his head, and a little growl came from the back of his throat.

‘Nuh!’

Jackie let out a surprised laugh….wow, Robbie must really have wanted these chocolates, and Jackie couldn’t really blame him. There’s always something about advent calendar chocolates that makes them so much more irresistible. However, Jackie knew he had to exercise discipline with his little brother. He stood, and easily snatched the advent calendar from Robbie’s weak hold, making the zombie whine and growl as Jackie pointed a finger down at him.

‘Sorry Robbie, I don’t make the advent calendar rules.’

Jackie went to go and put the calendar back on the mantle….not realising for one second….that he had awakened a beast. Robbie wanted those chocolates, and he wanted them badly, they just made him so fricking hungry! However, if Jackie was going to keep them from him, then Robbie figured that he’d have to find a substitute snack to satiate his hunger. He narrowed his eyes at Jackie as he crawled towards him deftly and silently. Then, he grasped Jackie’s shins.

‘I’m huuungryyy!’

Jackie jumped at the sudden grip on his shins, and his eyes widened when he saw Robbie snarling up at him; then, before the hero could even react, Robbie had grasped him and pulled him down to the floor.

‘W-Woah hey-HEY! L-Look we can f-find you another snack okay bud, w-we have other chocolates!’

Jackie gulped and shivered as Robbie crawled on top of him; as sweet as his little brother was, Jackie had to admit to himself that sometimes Robbie’s growls and snarls sent little chills down his spine. Especially now, when he was pinned down. Jackie hoped that Robbie would remember that the house was full of delicious snacks and thus let him go….but that was not to be the case.

‘Nuh uh….I want a waaarm snack. Waaarm and wriiiiiggly…'

Jackie gulped as Robbie pinned his arms above his head, leaning over him with a wide, toothy grin. The zombie was going to make his big brother sorry for taking away his chocolates, he was going to play a game with him….he was going to pretend he was his snack.

‘Wr-Wriggly? What k-kind of s-snack is wriggly?’

Jackie squeaked out, sounding a lot more nervous than he’d intended, which made Robbie giggle….and coo in happy delight.

‘Yoooou!’

Jackie’s eyes went wide, and he let out quite the high-pitched squeal as Robbie dove down to attack the crook of his neck with sloppy nuzzles and nibbles. Of course, Jackie’s whole body wriggled in response to the tickling; it was the hero’s number one weakness.

‘N-Nohoho n-noho I-I-I’m nahahat aha snahahack!’

Jackie cried out amidst his giggles, flustered as all hell as he prayed to whatever power existed that no-one would walk in on this, he’d never live it down! Oh god he could imagine Anti now, cooing about how he’d been bested by their littlest brother by just a few tickles, it didn’t bear thinking about! Robbie meanwhile, was already excited to gush about this to everyone else later.

‘Are toooo! So taaasty and soooft! Taaasty taasty taaaaasty!'

Jackie shook his head desperately, his cheeks turning a bright, flustered pink as he replied with flustered splutters.

‘N-N-Nohohoho b-behe quihihiet oho god be quihihihieeet!’

Robbie giggled into Jackie’s neck, making obnoxious slurpy noises at his skin teasingly as he cooed in response.

‘Robbie will be quiet if Jaaackie can be quiet!’

Jackie flushed almost as red as his crimson pyjamas as he writhed and snorted at Robbie’s eating noises, his giggling was non-stop now as Robbie absolutely gorged on every sensitive inch of Jackie’s neck.

‘Buhuhuhut Ihihi cahahahan’t! R-Rohohobbihie plehehehease!’

Robbie giggled and reared up and away from Jackie’s neck, letting out a giggly squeak when he saw how blushy and smiley his big hero brother was, he was so cute! Robbie figured that Jackie probably had other nummy tickle spots, so he cast his gaze over Jackie’s torso, humming to himself.

‘Hmmm….wheeeere should Robbie snack neeext?’

Jackie gulped at the sight of Robbie’s predatory gaze, and tried to struggle as he shook his head VERY adorably.

‘N-Nohowhere nowhere!’

Robbie giggled down at Jackie fondly, before setting his sights on where Jackie’s pyjama top had started to ride up. The grinning zombie slowly used his nose to push up the rest of the top, thus leaving Jackie’s lean belly exposed and on display. Robbie let out a soft, teasy purr as he brushed his lips over Jackie’s tummy, all while the hero tried and failed to suck it in.

‘But Rooobbie still huuuungry…sooo veeery huuungry….’

Jackie had goose-bumps all over and was trembling like a leaf….no-one, not even Anti, had made him feel so flustered with tickles until now, it was like it was Robbie’s superpower or something! Jackie had a shaky smile on his face as he looked at Robbie imploringly, his soft blue eyes were wide with nervousness.

‘P-Plehease R-Rohobbie, p-plehease nohot there!’

Robbie giggled at Jackie’s whimpers, before he grinned a frankly feral grin.

‘But Jackie tumtum looks so taaasty!’

Jackie’s eyes widened, and he let out a yelp and a snort, which soon became a plethora of snorts and cackly laughter as Robbie eagerly dined upon Jackie’s belly. Jackie was kicking his legs haphazardly, his feet hitting the carpet frantically as one of Jackie’s prime tickle spots was just absolutely tortured.

‘NOHOHAHA NAHAT THEHEHERE RAHABBIE!!’

Robbie happily ignored his brother’s pleas, nipping the sides of his tummy eagerly as he crooned lovingly.

‘So sooft and nuuuummy, and so preeetty tooo…’

Jackie desperately hid in his forearm out of embarrassment, that kind of comment on his tummy flustered him so damn much; the hero wasn’t used to compliments like that, so the sweet guy just didn’t know how on earth to react aside from rejecting them.

‘AHAHA IHIT IHIS NAHAHAT!’

Jackie cried out, squeezing his eyes shut as he tried to block it all out. Robbie meanwhile, was absolutely flabbergasted! How could Jackie not know how pretty his belly was? Robbie thought it was one of the prettiest bellies he had ever seen! It was so smooth and warm and ticklish AND it had lots of cute little freckles dotted everywhere, like pretty stars in the night’s sky! Robbie couldn’t have Jackie denying his prettiness.

‘Is too! Say it!’

Robbie growled into Jackie’s belly, nibbling harder and sloppier which made Jackie arch his back desperately. The poor guy couldn’t harness his brain cells long enough to answer properly.

‘AHAHAHA NAHAHA YOHOU MEHEHEANIE STAHAHAP!!’

Robbie growled even more, which made the poor hero wail amidst his mirth; Robbie wasn’t going to let up on Jackie’s belly until Jackie admitted how pretty it was!

‘Say you have pretty belly! Saaaay iiit!’

Jackie was a mess of laughter, and he could feel himself sweating from all the energy he’d spent struggling; fun fact, Robbie’s strength outmatched all the Septic’s, even Jackie’s superhuman strength. Jackie knew he couldn’t escape, so agreeing was his only way to mercy.

‘OHOHOKAHAY OHOKAHAHAY IHIT IHIS!!’

Robbie hummed….then nibbled under Jackie’s navel. He knew his hero brother could do better than that.

‘Proooperly!’

Jackie shrieked, and complied pretty damn fast.

‘AHHHIHAVEAPRETTYBELLY AHAHAAAHHH!!’

Robbie giggle, nuzzling Jackie’s belly one last time before leaning up with a fond giggle to his, now panting, brother.

‘Good Jackie-Booooy…’

Robbie cooed, whilst Jackie whined. His neck and tummy felt so tingly, and his face was so hot you could probably fry two darned eggs on it! He tentatively looked up at Robbie, speaking oh so preciously and meekly.

‘P-Plehease lehet me goho, I-I-I’m sohorry Rohobbie!’

Robbie cocked his head at Jackie fondly, Robbie just couldn’t get over how absolutely precious and adorable he was! Robbie decided then and there that he was definitely going to tickle Jackie more often, he was so ticklish and soft and precious; plus, Robbie loved being the evil tickler, he loved the feeling of making Jackie laugh and beg (this was totally not Anti’s influence). Robbie grinned, bringing Jackie’s arms down to pin them under his knees as he wiggled his fingers in the air over Jackie’s body.

‘But Jaaackie! Yooou’re so fuun to tickle! So so so so so fun!’

Robbie had seen his brothers do this sometimes, they’d hover their wiggly fingers in the air to make the tickles more teasy and the trapped person more giggly! Robbie giggled as he watched Jackie smile and squeak nervously beneath him, constantly watching his moving fingers as he stammered.

‘Thihis i-ihisn’t fahaaaair! I-I sahaid I wahas sorry!’

Jackie squirmed about, giggling despite his efforts to compose himself; the hero was definitely going to somehow have words with Anti regarding the influences Robbie was picking up.

‘Mmmm….yooou stiiill took my choooocs!’

Jackie gasped and squealed, but rather than descending into some climactic form of hysteria, he was encompassed by fit of squeaky giggles as Robbie used his blunt nails to lightly scratch at his hipbones. Robbie loved to see Jackie giggling, Jackie’s giggles were Robbie’s favourite giggles.

‘Ihihihi’ll gehehet yohohou mohore! Ihihihi’ll doho ahahanything!’

Literally, at this point Jackie was ready to do just about anything to get mercy, all this tickling was really tuckering the poor guy out, and they hadn’t even reached lunchtime yet! Robbie hummed curiously at Jackie’s words, wondering if he really would do anything to stop the tickles.

‘Reeeally?’

Jackie nodded frantically, gazing up at Robbie red-cheeked with the giddiest, most flustered grin known to man in place. His hips were tingling from Robbie’s scratches and his energy was waning.

‘Yehehes yehehehes!’

Jackie’s eyes were starting to water as Robbie thought for a few moments….before having mercy and humming. Jackie caught his breath and looked up at Robbie, nervously wondering if the cheeky guy was going to get him to do something silly or embarrassing…but what Robbie asked was not what the hero had been expecting.

‘….build fort with Robbie?’

Robbie was slumped on Jackie as he looked down at him nervously. Robbie had always wanted to build the biggest, best blanket fort ever with Jackie…but Jackie was nearly always out on mission, or training in the gym, or training with Silver, Dark or Anti. Robbie knew Jackie was an important busy hero, but he was Robbie’s special inspiring hero too, and Robbie always wanted to spend more time with him.

‘You….you just wanna build a fort?’

Jackie asked curiously, to which Robbie nodded softly, and Jackie softly smiled. Jackie knew he wasn’t there for Robbie as much as he should be, he was a busy guy…but one thing Jackie was going to take from this year was that time with his brothers, time with Robbie, was more important than anything else. Jackie smiled and sat up, spurring Robbie to shift, and when he did so, Jackie cupped Robbie’s face in his hands lovingly.

‘Oh Robbie, we’re not just gonna build a fort….we’re gonna build a super hero headquarters! A special base just for me and you, with password protection, fairy lights, cushions, blankets….and tons of snacks. Does that sound good?’

Robbie’s eyes had been getting wider and wider the more Jackie talked about what he wanted to build with him, and when he’d finished all Robbie could do was squeal and eagerly hug Jackie, before they set about building the most amazing heroic base that anyone has ever seen. And you can bet that they ate all the damn chocolate that they could lay their hands on too.

WOOOOOO HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE THIS NEXT SEGMENT LEMME KNOW IF YA DO WOOOO LUV YOUS XX

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