#HES FUCKING AUSTRALIAN

[ahdriking]

WAS ANYONE GONNA TELL ME SAM REID AKA LESTAT WAS AN AUSSIE OR WAS I JUST GONNA HAVE TO FIND THAT INFORMATION OUT FOR MYSELF FBJKEQEWIJPOFA9DVH

#IM SCREAMING #HES FUCKING AUSTRALIAN #i mean he's from nsw but i'll let him have it #WHEN I HEARD HIS NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE I CHOKED #why are australians popping up in all the queer media recently??? #i love it what a movement #iwtv #interview with the vampire

[ef-1]

Something so sinister and harrowing to me about the only black man in F1 bearing the weight of activism and morality for the entirety of the sport. that when it becomes institutionally acceptable to call for a fucking ceasefire F1 will point to Lewis and parade his bravery as though it was a joint enterprise and say "WE did that months ago".

The indignity about the way he gets maligned then co-opted is more harrowing to me than the overt shit they do to him somehow.

#Lewis IS privileged. He IS richer and more powerful than 99% of the population will ever be. but this is still brave in the face of silence #im so so so fucking bitter lol. #f1 #lewis hamilton #palestine #australian gp 2024

[realbeefman]

robert chase one of the characters of all time. hes blonde. he went to seminary school. he purposefully murdered a patient. he’s a vapid slut. allergic to strawberries. was caption of his college bowling team. desperately needs to be on antidepressants. he’s divorced. his ex-wife was/is in love with his dadboss. it’s heavily implied that this is part of why he married her to begin with. he’s been fired multiple times but he keeps coming back like a fucked-up obedient boomerang. he’s the best surgeon in the hospital. all this while having the personality of a sopping wet cardboard box of corn flakes that somebody poured milk into and let mildew.

#the concept for chase was #‘what if house had like. a surrogate son. and he kind of wanted to fuck him and also hes like catholic’ #‘ohhh and he can be australian!’ #‘why would he be australian?’ #‘just cuz’ #house md #robert chase #beautiful loser very virgin mary coded man #i do like chase but i find it amusing that i also find him boring #bc objectively theres no reason he should be? #hes a great character i love his story arcs i love how sarcastic he is i love how hes doomed to repeat houses fate #but compared to say. foreman? there is NOTHING #im very sure ill manage to gaslight myself into loving him later #dr robert chase #i didnt actually fact check the bowling thing. dont quote me its late

[181kmh]

#pls appreciate my hard work 😤🙏 #i love this meme format sm #fuck williams all my homies hate williams rn #i’m sick of the logan sargeant disrespect man he deserves to have that seat #he should be racing this weekend #james vowles #formula 1 #f1 #australian gp 2024 #mormula muah #williams racing #logan sargeant #fred vasseur

[larkspurglove]

I was genuinely surprised that the gummy crocodiles had accurate, unexaggerated Australian accents but then I remembered that Glitch is an animation studio based in Australia. And they hired an Australian voice actor to voice Gummigoo. Anyway props to glitch

#I forget media produced in Australia featuring Australians exists #the new tadc episode was wild though #I’m starting to see where more of that ‘I have no mouth but I must scream’ inspo is coming from #jax’s insatiable need to kill makes me think he was probably a 1st person shooter gamer in the real word #or like being in the circus has fucked him up real bad #the amazing digital circus #tadc #gummigoo

[inchidentally]

#oscar piastri #young alpha in training #melbourne oscar #my gifs #drs #he's so boyish but also so fucking built #training #australian gp 2024

[sennaverstappen]

australian grand prix ♡ 2023

#.txt #.gif #HEYYY IM NOT DEAD IM JUST MAKING SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES INSANE AMOUNTS OF EFFORT 😁😁 #but have a sneek peak of one of the fav things ive made so far 🥹🥹💓 #do you ever think about how max is the ☀️ #and how christian is being lit by the ☀️ #also. second gif is maxs reaction to christian 💥💥💥💥 looking at him like THAT. #🤧🤧🤧 he fucked that old man… and that old man… fucked him… #max verstappen #christian horner #hornstappen #f1 #f1blr #australian gp 2023

[carionto]

A new Human fad called "Sunwalking"

Humans have miniature star technology for their power generation - true fusion. Encased within a stupidly complex yet impossibly durable spherical containment unit is, by all measures, a proper star. But you can't see it because it would kill you - solar radiation, and extreme magnetic fields, and all that other good stuff that stars emit.

Lots of people really want to see their stars up close, for reasons we refuse to acknowledge. It is literally suicidal. Doesn't stop deathworlders though. Guess that makes sense if nothing else.

One of them has, sort of, succeeded.

A group of hobbyist engineers calling themselves "Walking on the Sun" offer to experience what it's like to, well, walk on a star. But not really. What they offer on a technical level is still insane - first they generate a very tiny star, only about 40 centimeters across, then release it.

Normally, it would immediately melt the exposed sides of the container and explode, but it's kept mostly stable with several massive gravity hooks and tractor beams. This consumes more power per second than the star being held puts out, making it impractical for military use even by Human standards.

Once they've got a stable "loose" star, the "attraction goers" can disembark onto a semi transparent platform only 400 meters from the star. It blocks most of the heat, light, and radiation, but leaves enough to make it impossible to survive more than two hours of exposure, which is insane. Just because the star expires in around twenty minutes doesn't make it better.

Everyone has a mandatory radiation scrub afterwards. No one is allowed more than two visits within a five month period. Doesn't stop some from trying. One man faked his identity SEVEN TIMES to, now using his words - "Maintain the perfect tan."

After his sixteenth visit in a month he was rushed to a medical station and treated for cellular mutation and second degree burns. The "attraction" was forced to change to a once per year visit, and to implement a full biometric scan for all visitors.

#humans are space australians #humans are space orcs #humans are space oddities #humans are deathworlders #humanity fuck yeah #carionto #there's always that one guy who is the reason for those warning signs and strict rules #he might be scumbag steve

[slythereen]

max minding his business and minding everyone else’s personal space… yeah that’s a charles-less top three right there

#max is as depressed about this as i am i bet #he really does take a break from the yapping doesn’t he 😭 #loser 😭 #me too tho my day is ruined (it’s 2am) #f1 #lestappen #australian gp 2024 #charles leclerc #max verstappen #in a grim sense of shock really #how does his car always fucking dissolve between P3 and Q #quali

[skitskatdacat63]

New Fernando outfit dropped !! He looks like a s'more....

#i really fuck w this one ngl #i reallllyyyyy like the cohesiveness of the colors!! #idk what i would say the vibe of it is but i like it a lot! #i wanna draw this one maybe 🤔 unfortunately im p busy atm #god it sucks looking at media day pics of him bcs his 'entering the paddock' outfit usually slays #but then the vast majority of the pics are of his changed outfit #where hes often wearing thw most horrendous shoes and sunglasses ive ever seen djkfkglg #well anyways. id probably wear this so :) #idk if anyone has posted these yet #so i might as well bcs i rly like the clothes! its so hard to keep track of the schedule during this gp cause the timezone is so far ahead #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #2024 australian gp

[yesloulou]

LIVE from Albert Park | AusGP 2023

#daniel ricciardo #f1 #australian gp 2023 #* #** #he's so fucking weird im like fucking in love #second one is where he appoints his service top for the night

[russellius]

2024 AUSTRALIAN GP : DNF

GEORGE: Red flag, red flag, red flag, I'm in the middle of the track! Red flag, RED FLAG! Red x5! I'm in the middle! Red! Fucking hell...

#george russell #f1 #australian gp 2024 #*m #24 #aus24 #australia #(fucking hell................. this is incredibly infuriating) #(i feel so sorry for him this must have been so fucking scary jfc #im just glad he is okay...) #(lowkey brake test and fia incompetence.)

[f1-birb]

Infour HEY MELBOURNE 😁

#australian gp 2024 #lando norris #HE 👏 LOOKS 👏 SO 👏 FUCKING 👏 GOOD 👏👏👏

[181kmh]

my biggest issue with williams this weekend is the pr. everything has been so professionally written, alex’s and logan’s posts on instagram have been so cold, like it’s obvious neither are happy about what’s going on but i’d rather have media silence from them than something so fake

#like if logan is pissed off right now please don’t make him post on social media wishing the team the best are you serious #alex’s ‘so much respect for my teammate logan with how he’s handled this difficult situation’ #that is not a real sentence #where the fuck would you ever hear that other than an office setting #like if you want to write good neutral statements maybe make sure the person you’re writing them for sounds like a real person #i’m just pissed still #logan sargeant #formula 1 #f1 #australian gp 2024 #mormula muah #williams racing #alex albon #williams f1

[listenmyguy]

#my thoughts on the match #jannik #jannik sinner #novak #novak djokovic #australian open #Australian open semifinals #AO #AO24 #tennis #atp tennis #he fucked that old man #meme

[princemick]

OSCAR -- sunday, Australian GP 2023

#SOB SOB SOB IM SO FUCKING HAPPY FOR HIM PLS HES SO BABY #f1 #formula 1 #oscar piastri #mcl.oscar #kyle.gif #f1edit #oscarpiastriedit #australian gp 2023 #aus23