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sleepy-achilles · 2 months

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We all know dear Drew-fus is the crazy cat dude. Maybe a little ditty about the entire family's reactions to him being a cat whisperer and how cats seem to just appear near him, like he's some sort of catnip in human form?

Catnip

Least creative name I know, but I want deon fluff and I aint feeling creative enough to make it. 😪

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Leon was obviously the first to notice it. He's married to the man. Of course he noticed when cats who didn't even live in their neighbourhood started appearing in their house.

"Drew?" "Yes baby?" Drew hums from where he's making coffee. "Whos cat is in Luci's cat tree?" Leon questions from his spot at the kitchen island. Drew pauses. "What?" Drew turns to his husband. Leon just nods at cat tree. Drew glances to see a white cat staring back at him. "Aw shit. Not again" Drew huffs. Leon chuckles. "No wonder their all hiding" Drew looks to see there two German shepherd's and black cat hidden in the corner of the kitchen staring at the tree. "Ill sort it" Drew huffs. "Im sure the kids appreciate it" Leon smirks at the animals.

Drew leaves with the cat only for Leon to hear his name. "Yeah?" "Charlie's here!" Drew calls. "Fuck" Leon groans throwing his head back.

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Cassie and rhea hold hands as they walk down the street. "We gonna stop for coffee?" Rhea asks. "I don't mind" drew hums. "Perfect! Need a coffee today" cassie smiles.

The trio pick up coffee before sitting outside to drink it.

This is when rhea and cassie find out drews weird...talent.

Cassie smiles as a cat wanders over. She watches as it avoids her and rhea and moves straight to drew, brushing against him and purring at him. Drew doesn't stop talking as he leans down and pets the cat. Cassie doesn't think much of it until other cats start approaching them and more importantly drew.

Rhea pauses. "What? What's wrong?" Drew asks confused. "Are you catnip or something? The fuck drew" cassie huffs. Drew looks down at the cats. "Ah" drew huffs. "And this isn't the first time" Rhea chuckles at his reaction. "Go on now, shoo, go" drew orders. Expecting the cats to stare at him stupid, the girls are shocked as the cats begin walking away.

"What the fuck?" "Howwwww????"

Drew looks at them. "I can't explain it. Trust me." Drew mutters. "Its kinda cool. You new nickname is catnip" "Oh my god yes! Changing your contact right away" the girls giggle as Drew groans. "Lets get back" he huffs. "Yes catnip"

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John looks at the cat. "Howd it get in here?" He asks. "No idea" Randy huffs kneeling down. The cat hisses at him. "Ah fuck that" Randy mutters. "What is it?" Sheamus asks as him and drew approach. "A violent stray cat" Randy states. "Ah no such thing" drew smiles moving forward. "Ah drew I wouldn't" John warns as the man kneels. "Hey buddy" drew coos holding his hand out. The trio watch as the cat moves and brushes against drews hand, purring at him before trying to climb him. "What the fuck" Randy blurts out.

John watches as drew stands, holding the cat. "Lets say its a gift of mine" drew shrugs. "Your sister calls him catnip. I understand it now" sheamus tells John. "Catnip. Interesting." John mutters looking at the cat trying to snuggle against drew. "Ill take this lil guy out." Drew hums walking out. "You know, it probably followed him in here." Sheamus states. "Seriously?" Randy asks. "Yeah man, cats are just attracted to him. It's weird." Sheamus huffs.

"Yeah it is." John nods.

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Taker yawns as he walks in the lockeroom. "Its cute." Finn states. "Whats cute?" Taker asks. "Leon and drews new cat" finn states. "Hes not ours. He's some random cat that followed me home. His name is snowflake and our animals hate him" drew explains. Taker pauses. "Animals often follow you home?" Taker asks. "Just cats." Drew shrugs. "Yeah? And your two cats are cool with that?" "Two cats?" Drew asks. "Yeah, luci and hunter right?" "Oh hunter ain't ours. He's just my most loyal follower. It's that bad we befriended his owners and look after him when they go away. They watch ours when we go away too" drew explains.

This grabs everyone's attention. "Hunter isn't yours????" Seth asks. "Nope. Someone got him first." Drew shrugs. "I thought he was" sheamus states. "I promise you we only have three animals. Two dogs, one cat. It's like Charlie." Drew tries. "Charlie?" "Charlie's is the kids childhood dog...that it scarily still alive and I'm quite frankly too scared to look into why. He just randomly disappears and I get phone calls from all three kids saying he's at theirs." Taker states. "Okay but drew attracts cats like catnip" sheamus states. "Can't explain that" Taker shrugs. "But you agree it's weird?" Seth asks. "It is. Very. Does Leon know?" Taker asks. "Yes. We only live together." Drew snarks. "Watch it catnip" Taker teases.

Why is his son-in-law a human catnip?

Weird. He'll speak to kane, see what he knows.

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Shawn of course was the last to find out. But he also got a lot more insight because of it.

He smiles at the young couple as all three walk through the streets.

It's when he looks back and sees the cats following drew that he grows concerned. "Uh cats" Shawn asks. Drew stops and turns. "Stop following me." Drew orders. "Please." He adds. The cats just meow before walking away. "Where did they even come from? This city does not have a stray cat problem" Shawn asks. "Can't answer that one" Drew huffs. Shawn looks at him. "And they listened to you. Like didn't even hesitate" Shawn adds. "Yeah" Drew chuckles rubbing his neck. "I reckon it's the body heat he lets off" Leon hums, eyes locked on his phone.

Shawn looks at Leon who's practically pressed against drews side, like the cats. "Well, it would explain a lot." Shawn smirks. Drew can't help but laugh. Because yeah, drew was a magnet for cats. But his husband? His husband displayed the biggest amount of cat behaviour he's ever seen.

"This always been a thing?" Shawn asks. "What your son being a cat or cats just being attracted to me?" Drew asks. "Rather be a cat than a snake." Leon mutters. "The cats following ya" Shawn answers. "Hmm don't think so. But I'm not too sure if I've just not noticed until others have" drew admits. "Interesting" Shawn whispers. "Interesting?" Drew asks. "Hes thinking it could be valley related." Leon states pocketing his phone and taking drews hand. "Could it?" Drew asks. "Possible." Shawn admits. "Not the worse thing you could get. I'm telling you, you'd hate to be john" Leon smirks. "Well. Enough cat talk, we better get going" Shawn claps. The trio continue their walk.

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Drew stares at the ceiling as Leon nuzzles closer to him. His husband truly was a cat. "I didnt think I radiated that much body heat" drew states. "You are definitely like a furnace, atleast to those of us who got the body head of a dead man" Leon murmurs sleepily against his chest. "The cat thing, it doesnt exactly feel like body heat is the answer. You don't...like, I don't know, rub catnip on my clothes do ya?" Drew asks. Leon can't help but chuckle. "God no but I'll remember that next time I see John. Maybe you need to accept you are human catnip and get back to cuddling me." Leon smiles. "God if only the wwe universe knew how much of a cuddler their skeleton King is" drew jokes as he wraps his arms around Leon. "Mmm, don't think they'd blame me with arms this big" Leon, nips drews bicep to emphasis his point. Drew frowns and taps Leon's hip. "Ypu gotta stop biting me man, I got no way to explain it. No one's believing the whole, Leon generally just bites as love language anymore." Drew huffs.

"Tell them I'm part cat"

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Notes

Betting Luci slips catnip onto drews back pocket every day.

Also yes, pets. I've been making the kids and their partners fake insta pages which I'll show eventually and well it involves pets. Rhea and cassie have a tarantula (pete) and a snake (noodle). Drew and Leon have two German shepherd's (Hades and Bear) (ignoring Leon's childhood let bear) and one cat (luci). Randy and John have a dog (V) and also end up with Charlie a lot.

#wwe #shawn michaels #the undertaker #wwf #hbtaker #leon michaels #drew mcintyre #deon #the Scottish warrior and the Skeleton King #cassidy michaels #rhea ripley #randy orton #john cena #charlie doggo #the family of destruction #finn balor #sheamus #seth rollins

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ihaveonlymydreams · 7 months

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8 TV Shows to Get to Know Me

Tagged by @im-not-the-one-youre-looking-for

(do I even have 8 TV Shows? We shall find out!) These are in no particular order.

1. The Good Place. The only show longer than a season I have actually rewatched, so that says something. Eleanor Shellstrop my beloved. Intersection of philosophy and humor and true to human nature.

2. Dr. Who. Still haven't watched the 13th doctor and forward, but it's one of the few shows I know I will catch up on eventually. 11 is my Doctor. Time travel shenanigans and two times the heart.

3. Warehouse 13. This is mostly on the list because it's the only other show I've actually finished watching. Very fun monster of the week show, time travel, H. G. Wells is a woman, lots of literary shenanigans.

4. Firefly. I actually watched Serenity in theaters with no idea there was a TV show. Mal is my favorite. Wild west shenanigans in outer space, very good vibes.

5. Maniac. Miniseries about two troubled strangers in a pharmaceutical trial, starring Emma Stone and Jonah Hill. Very surreal but ultimately about love. Have also rewatched this one.

(I think I've just discovered that I prefer sci fi over fantasy in my TV shows. Can't think of a single fantasy show I've stuck with watching)

6. Anime time! Ah My Goddess. This was actually the first anime I watched and it's a very darling seinen series about a college boy and a goddess from (vaguely) Norse mythology. Running theme of being responsible for the things you make.

7. Aria. Slice of life about a girl who is studying to become a gondolier on a terraformed Mars in an exact historical replica of Venice. Yes the premise is wild but it's about friendship and mentorship and growing as a person and also cats.

8. Kdrama time: It's Okay To Not Be Okay. I just like slightly surreal shows about psychological issues you guys. Watched this one twice. Cold and traumatized female lead and sunshine male lead, fairytale themes, actual catnip for me.

#Had to actually rack my brains for this list #Anyway kind of cracks me up how it's almost all sci fi or trippy psychological drama #When that's practically never what I read

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n7punk · 1 year

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I know you write for yourself but do you ever ask your homies for feedback or advice on drafts or ideas?

oh yeah. that's just growing as a writer. i dont like, send drafts or anything, but i might ask for votes on an idea, or advice on something that's not working, or just talk through it with them to get there on my own. one of my friends has beta read for other people and another is a writer herself, so they can be a good resource when im having trouble, even if it's just sending a sentence and being like what is WRONG with the grammar here someone fix me LMAO. sometimes you get advice and then immediately realize what you actually want to do and it's not the advice you were given, but if it isn't what you were going to do before you asked someone, that's still helpful! it's not something i do that often because i like to just do my own thing, but it's definitely helpful when i do.

oh, thank you! it's something i have a lot of fun with. it's not something you can really do in any medium BUT fanfiction or like, a reboot, you know? so i really like to play around with it here. It's like, all my fanfictions are dozens of parallel universes revolving around the same characters and concepts, and i like seeing all the ways i can spin those out. i also just really like putting in references to canon. i always love when people pick up on a line i referenced or something.

lol you're welcome! it was a pretty different angle i've wanted to poke at before, but usually she's too emotionally constipated to even get that far lmao. in this case, she channeled that into a coping mechanism and it worked out.

it's so funny that this dumb little story is what has elicited so much, but i think it's mostly because the responses are centered in my inbox rather than the comments this time around. like, i can check my inbox and have five messages, and then there's only one new comment on the fic. and yeah, i can guess that's because it's so horny LMAO

unrelated, but im almost done with my first draft of the last chapter, so the next chapter should be coming along fairly soon even if im going to have a busy weekend. and now, more spoiler asks beneath the cut

you get it <3 ive loved how many people have gotten it because i was a little worried with this one people would be Unhappy with the direction so im glad i havent gotten any hate anons lmao. it has been so much fun to write and explore. on the sensory front, oh boyyyyy is this girl autistic. It's directly implied in chapter four, actually, though adora isn't formally diagnosed. and muscle tees are like. catnip on butches. it was made for them so like, good taste.

ohhhhh boy. what ISNT in the scene in LMR lol. I have never had a fic outlined like i did for this one. Like half the conversations came to me while i was lying in bed trying to fall asleep or wake up and i had all of that to work with (and tame) when i went to write.

I started working on it in late december and it's been my "bedtime story" for the most part since then, so a lot of the scenes played out there, which is where Scenes usually originate from. i had a really full outline from that. i had so many scenes that i had to cut and combine some that i really liked because they were just superfluous and would have dragged it down even if they were good on their own. or i had multiple versions of one conversation that i had to pick the best fit between, or when it came time to write it i had to buck the outline even though i liked what i already had because something else was a better match.

basically all of chapter 3 is A Scene. several scenes are in 4 and 5, too. i couldn't really pull just one thing but... god no i was trying to pick one and i cant. chapters 3-5 is my answer lmao. chapter 2 is the only thing i didnt have any Scenes for, that was basically just a hole labeled [insert smut here] while i was planning it, and chapter one was finished so early on that there's not really a Scene there, but nearly everything in chapter 3 onward is a contender for The Scene.

#ask #anon #long post

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blorb-el · 9 months

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i was like 'im gonna do weekly lil comics reactions,' did one, and then immediately skipped two weeks. on brand.

this week: world's finest: teen titans 2, last week knight terrors: action 1 and superman: last days of lex luthor 1, and from a While ago superman: lost 5

WFTT 2:

brief moment of 'who the fuck are lilith and gnaark' but then again almost all of these characters are relatively new to me, so shrugged and carried on

other than that one moment i really appreciate how frictionless this book is in terms of new-reader-friendliness. i gather that's the point of the world's finest imprint rn and it's working. waid is a careful craftsman. sneaking in donna's backstory much appreciated

[i'm thinking of issue 1 of the adult titans by tt, which i stuck my nose into. it was frictionless in terms of team dynamics and friction-filled in terms of newcomer friendliness... taylor titans issue 1 felt like i was walking in on a conversation that's been going on 40 years. this book feels like walking into a room and it's throwing a hand around your shoulders and saying hey come meet the gang (and the gang is interesting).]

lupacchino's art feels like such a good pairing for this. soft edges, exaggerated faces.

interesting choice by bellaire on the coloring to make the horror house/dalisay's mindset of closing in on herself and hiding duller than the vibrant normal, light, teens-hanging-out world.

why garth ourple

knight terrors: action 1

laughed out loud at the last page, which is proooooobably not what a horror comic is aiming for

'nightmare, but an ensemble cast' is. meh for me... the other knight terrors have drilled down onto an individual, but this one, if it IS just one person's nightmare i can't tell who. it would make sense for kon to be afraid of being weaponized into an artificial superman but then the rest of the issue isn't from his pov, it'd make sense for otho and osul to be afraid of cyborg superman who they literally just saw but i don't think they'd have any reason to be afraid of kon specifically turning into that, jonno already has multiple! evil dad supermen to be afraid of and they're not this one, and kenan has yet to be given one (1) single speck of narrative significance so id be surprised if it's his nightmare specifically.

i don't like the homogenizing nature of saying 'this is one of the worst fears all four of you can come up with [you all are afraid of the same thing].' i'd rather have a solo or duo focus on someone who hasn't gotten narrative attention in action or elsewhere. i love the gang but i think this would have been much stronger if it'd been, lets say, just kenan and the twins facing down a cyborg superman telling them they're outsiders/not useful/whatever

some nice touches in the art (otho and osul have been consistently sleeping curled up next to each other on the floor which is a little🥺) but i loooved the coloring. another romulo fajardo jr w, i've loved his work since flashpoint beyond.

meanwhile the power girl story has the opposite problem where it's one character but facing ten different fears. it was kitchen sink-y :(

superman: lost 5

clark continues to be Very Sad. this is like catnip to me. i will read 9000 pages of clark being Very Sad no problem. i love love love the physicality of his issues remembering to breathe and filter his hearing

very funny cover bait and switch

i continue to eat the art in this series it's. so good. the spacescapes are gorgeous the buildings are gorgeous the expressions are wonderful and the colors are perfect. thank you pagulayan thank you cox

also i love it when i am writing a fic where clark gets lasso of truth therapy'd and then i pick up a comic and the exact same thing happens. wmm is giving a thumbs up from the grave about the Power of Therapy Bondage

lois at the end of her rope. frustrated and snippy and inventive and tender all at once. they didn't need to write her sniping at diana's costume but i do like her being overly mad at little things (because she's powerless about the Big Thing)

yandere gl hope is fun. the little detail about the contrectatio destroying her planet sets her story up so well

love it when clark is immune to Sexey Lady Temptress. (hope i dont eat my words next issue but for now) i slide this issue into my demisexual clark folder. maybe they wanted me to believe that he was thinking about it but he literally went 😑💨. ma'am this house is my exact recreation of my childhood home as a way to deal with my trauma and helplessness and i know i put a shower curtain in here so please use it instead of dribbling water on the floor in your seduction attempt

superman: last days of lex luthor 1

you guys i made a noise approximating a lawnmower at the mention of rondors. and the drygur moliom. i made noises out Loud. there might have been a lets fucking goooooo at clark getting pulled outta there at ten dendaro. i am the target audience for this trivia shit.

its been a while since i've read anything with lex fully unleashed in Horrible Evil Bastard Mode and. enjoying it fully. corporate lex is fine whatever i guess but only if they let him off his leash every once in a while to do horrible mad science mass killings to further his little plots

lex's vibes being so rancid that the entirety of the phantom zone was like OUT YOU GO was so fucking funny

some of the smallville sections felt a leeeeeeeettle bit like recap but that's only because i have a dual bachelors degree in Bronze Age Dweebery and Birthright Enjoying so i'm already fully on board with whatever waid wants to do

the only really jarring section to me was the hero worship in kandor. it makes sense to set up the dichotomy between clark and lex and the 'public' attitudes toward them and also makes perfect, economical sense as to why a superman who is more superman than clark would not spend more time in there...it's a good choice for the storytelling... but. i really love kandor's bizarre silver/bronze age culture as a reflection of kryptonian culture, even though it's distorted by the citywide trauma of being in a bottle for years and years, and part of that is a fascinating dual trust and resentment many kandorians feel for superman, who is both their protector and the guy who has made almost no progress getting them out. (until he does). ah well. this comic is not about kandor

'lex freaking luthor' let him say fuck. he killed like 10 people at absolute minimum i think he should say lex fucking luthor. its legal

also read:

knight terrors 1-3: a little zzz to me

knight terrors: batman 2: nice, but overall this felt different from the rest of the kt oneshots in a little too 'bruce is the main character of the dcu' way

superman vs meshi: cute <3

superman 2023 annual: artwise had some nice stuff but writingwise only really confirmed my h8er opinion on lois as daily planet editor in chief (why put her into a position that actively takes her away from doing interesting shit)

#weekly comics impressions #tuesday spoilers

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worstlovesong · 4 months

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Happy New Year, prettiest girl, im so so glad i slid into the dm to ask for pictures of you. Seeing pictures of your little face makes me soo happy 🥰🥰you really are the prettiest baby. I hope you get many many toys and treats, may your 2024 be filled with joy and catnip.

Happy New Year CJ, thanks for letting me slid into your dm and chatting with me. Thanks for talking with me about all the random things (mostly Boys and MUNA). When I look back and think of my expectations for 2023, i was just happy to survive it with a job I got to keep for the whole year. Never in any stretch of my imagination would i think of having people and music to fall in love with. But I'm not high, weeping and holding my friend's face, singing her a love song on her bed, but I agree, I never thought you happened to me, i never thought you happened to me.

Love you CJ, may 2024 be kind and soft to you as you enter new opportunities and places. May your step be easy and the light that lit your road be bright. May your brain enable you and your body cooperate. I'm nodding off as I type this if it isn't coherent, I'm sorry.

Love you prettiest girl🫶🏻🥰🥰 i hope you get more treats and sleepy spots to show me

Happy new year Eli 👻🤍 I’m very happy you reached out to talk about munagenius and my silly goose! You have been a wonderful friend and I am thankful for 2023 for giving me good music that has also brought me closer to good and lovely people who I love talking to 🤍

Nu and I love you and we’re so grateful for your love, support, and kindness always!! I hope the new year brings you joy and rest and the comfort and friendship you deserve <3

#aaaahhh soft hours #I love my friends wtf #asks #Eli 👻

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pesterloglog · 4 months

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Jake English, Jasprosesprite^2, Nepetasprite, Gamzee Makara, Davesprite

Act 6, page 7873-7876

JAKE: So i take it i am to stand in for the mad hatter in this charade?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yes.

JAKE: Except... wasnt the mad hatter supposed to be like... in charge of the tea party or something?

JAKE: I really dont know what im supposed to be doing here.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Nothing! Just sit there quietly please.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: No offense, but you are only a prop actor in this fanciful scenario, which is serving as the stage for my date with this lovely lady.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < wait...

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < this is a date?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Oh! Yes.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I'm sorry I didn't mention sooner, Nepeta.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Is that ok?

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < um

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i guess so!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < im still a bit confuzzled about what is actually happening though

JASPROSESPRITE^2: There will be plenty of time for explanations!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: For now, I invite you to relax and enjoy our party on this peaceful and desolate hilly planet, while that mild mannered boy across the fridge sips his tea quietly.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < ok but...

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < im manely just wondering, where is everyone?

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < like... equius? karkat? are they ok?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: They're fine!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Well, Karkat is fine. Alive and well, in this session.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Equius is also fine, in the same sense that you and I are both fine! :3

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Everyone else enjoys various states of being fine while alive, and fine while dead.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < oh

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < hrrm well

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < SOME of that sounds like good mews at least?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: It's all good news! I mean mews. :3 Especially that we are both here now, on this date together.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Again, assuming you are ok with that. No pressure!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i will say its a very nice looking tea party you have here

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < but ummmmm

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < ive never actually...

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < b33n on a date

JASPROSESPRITE^2: There's a first time for everything, right?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I remember my first date. I was so nervous! "Life hack." It helps if you are very very drunk.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Not that I am prescribing this as a remedy for you! It's ok to be nervous.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Besides, I sincerely doubt you are partial to the drink. I have a feeling catnip's your poison, eh? Eh?? Ehhh??? ;3

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < ive never tried either

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < sorry :\\

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < anyway its not that im nervous about a furst date necessarily!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i just... dont know who you are or anything about you

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < you look like one of the human kids but... different. you s33m to be part kittycat now?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yes Nepeta I am part kittycat now! :3 :3

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Events conspired to make me equal parts not dead, half kittycat, and two sprites!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: But the other side of that pet tag is the fact that I am suddenly half human as well.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: You see Nepeta I used to be a dead cat too but now I'm an alive cat who's part girl!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: In fact, we spoke once. While I was still just a cat. Don't you remember?

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < uhhh

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < wait a minute

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < yes...

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < yes i think i do remember that!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < that was fun! :DD

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Chirp! :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < so youre the same cat then!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < the human girl... rose was it? she and her lusus got prototyped together?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: That is exactly what happened, fortunately for us both, as well as everybody else.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < thats very sw33t! what a nice way for you two to stay close forever

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < combining souls with my lusus sounds like it would have b33n a wonderful way to preserve her memory

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < plus share all her strength and wisdom and such!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i am guessing that oppurrtunity is long gone though :cc

JASPROSESPRITE^2: It probably is. But really, I don't think you need to change!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: You are so charming and pretty exactly as you are.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < wow...

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < thank you :oo

JAKE: Hey...

JAKE: Whatever happened to janes bunny friend... what was his name?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Huh?

JAKE: Little sebastian i think?

JAKE: Whered he scamper off to?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Jake, what are you talking about.

JAKE: He would be PERFECT for this tea party!

JAKE: Like the white rabbit and all.

JAKE: And im like the mad hatter for some damned reason.

JAKE: And youre supposed to be like the cheshire cat or such?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yes, Jake. That was the idea.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Thank you for explaining a thing to us.

JAKE: I havent the foggiest fucking idea who sleeping tavros is supposed to be.

JAKE: Or for that matter who the honking guy in the fridge represents.

JAKE: Was there a man under the table who honked sometimes in alice and wonderland?

JAKE: I really dont remember.

JAKE: So i guess that leaves the friendly cat troll as alice?

JAKE: Nepeta right? You must be the alice of the group.

JAKE: That would make sense! Since you just got here and appear to be very confused about this situation.

JAKE: By my estimation that makes you a dead ringer for the alice of this tea party!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Jake, just drink your tea.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Anyway, enough of that horseshit. Back to our date!!!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: That is, if you are ok with calling it a date! Are you ok with this being a date? I mean like a romantic one??

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i... y-

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < yes?

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i mean, sure! :33

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yay!!!!!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < but i still dont... actually know you that well?

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < at least not the rose part of you.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < but i suppose maybe that is the point of a date... to get to know the other person a bit better?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yes! Yes Nepeta, exactly! That is exactly the point of a date! :3

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < h33h33, okay then!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < uh hmmmm so what do we talk about?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Anything you would like, beautiful. ;3

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < ...

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < j33z

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < rose

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i mean

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < rose cat...

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Jasprose!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < jasprose i...

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < h33h33h33

JASPROSESPRITE^2: What is it?

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < youre making me blush!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < my head probably looks like a big old olive here

JASPROSESPRITE^2: It's quite a lovely color. :3:3:3

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i dont...

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < ahhhh!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < X33

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Is something wrong?

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < no i just

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < sorry

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < ive never really had anybody like me before!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < im not sure how to handle it

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I find this very hard to believe.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Nobody? Are you sure??

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < pretty sure!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: What a reprehensible injustice. Had your colleagues no taste???

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < heh

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < well ok i guess eridan hit on me a few times

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < but his advances always struck me as cr33py and insincere

JASPROSESPRITE^2: A pox on the name of this charlatan. I hiss on his grave.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < hes dead?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yes.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < gosh

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i mean... he could be kind of a jerk sometimes but that is still a shame :((

JASPROSESPRITE^2: No it isn't. It's fine. Please! Continue!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < huh?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: You were saying? About being liked!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < oh right

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < um i am just

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < still somewhat confused?

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < im not sure why you like me

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < not that im not flattered!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < but you dont really know much about me

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < or...

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < do you?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: No, not really.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I just know that you are very pretty, and from my limited interaction with you as a cat, that you are personable and kind.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I don't need to know much else about you to like you. I am a catgirl of simple tastes. :3

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < haha

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < ok

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i guess i cant argue with that!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < for what its worth you s33m very nice and pretty as well

JASPROSESPRITE^2: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: (Jake, did you hear that?!)

JASPROSESPRITE^2: (She likes me too! This is almost too good to be true.)

JAKE: I think you should both kiss!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: JAKE!!!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Please, mind your manners.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I mean, not that that isn't an EXCELLENT idea.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: But all things in due time. There is a PROCESS to this courtship business.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Much how one doesn't just LIE DOWN for a nap. The bedding must be ritualistically kneaded and massaged before lowering oneself in a circular fashion for a prime snoozing position.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < :oo

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < oh my goodness what a beautsnifful analogy :'33

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Besides, she has only been prototyped once.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I believe unprototyped or once-prototyped kernels can weather brief or incidental contact, the same way you can investigate the flame of a candle without burning your nose as long as you are quick enough.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: But the sort of contact we are talking about here would be ANYTHING but incidental. ;3 ;3 ;3

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < omg

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < you are making me blush again with all this kissing talk!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < how can you be so forward about those things?

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i have never met anyone who was so brazen and confident about liking somebody

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < how do you do it???

JASPROSESPRITE^2: There isn't much too it.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I used to be quite guarded about my feelings as a girl.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: But cats do not have complicated thoughts about what should be expressed and when.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: What to convey about your current state of mind is everything. When to do it is now.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < dont get me wrong jasprose i have a great affinity for all things feline in nature

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < but its never b33n that simple for me!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i get so shy and worried what people might think of me if i say how i f33l

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < im always so scared that they wont f33l the same way or just think im stupid or pathetic or something

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Was there someone you had feelings for you couldn't talk to about?

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < ummmm

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < yeah

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Who?

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < ummmmmmmm

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i dunno im embarrassed to say!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: You can tell me Nepeta! Please tell me your secret will be safe, I promise!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < well

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < ok

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < as long as you can really k33p a sneakret!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: My muzzle is sealed.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < it was karkat

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < but i never told him and im pretty sure he never found out how i felt!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Karkat eh?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I'll let you in on a little sneakret too. You dodged a vigorous spritzing with a spray bottle there.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: He wouldn't be any good for you. Oh no no.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < why?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Too many anger issues. Always with the shouting and whatnot. He's way too volatile!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < but... i liked that about him!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Oh, but that isn't even all there is to it!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: On our journey he was so obsessive and controlling toward his desired matesprit. I do not believe that is any way to treat a lady!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: On the contrary Nepeta. You deserve someone who will RESPECT and ADORE you.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < well... yes

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i always hoped to find someone like that some day

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i dunno maybe youre right but in spite of whatever problems he might have i always felt like i saw something in him that made me think he could be that purrson!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Nope. Sorry to be the meower of bad news. He is just not cut out for you!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Besides, he is involved with someone else now in that quadrant. He has moved on. And so have you!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: You are now a sprite. Neither of us have the same connection to the living we once had.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: In quite a real sense, it is fair to say that all we have now...

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Is each other. :3

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < er...

DAVESPRITE: hey whats up

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Davesprite?!

DAVESPRITE: yeah

DAVESPRITE: looks like everybody forgot about me as fucking usual

DAVESPRITE: so here i am

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Where...

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Where did you come from?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I thought you died.

DAVESPRITE: uh no?

DAVESPRITE: not to my knowledge at least

DAVESPRITE: i was just chillin on johns planet when some shit happened

JASPROSESPRITE^2: What shit?

DAVESPRITE: dunno

DAVESPRITE: there was all this wind and shit then the sky went blank

DAVESPRITE: i looked around a while but couldnt find anybody

DAVESPRITE: then the sky went black again so i flew off lookin for people

DAVESPRITE: found the planet with a big purple X on it

DAVESPRITE: then i found you at this tea party or whatever

DAVESPRITE: and now you seem to be a sprite too who is part cat so thats cool i guess

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Ah, of course. You're the version I traveled with on the ship.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I mean, not Rose. Jaspers.

DAVESPRITE: oh yeah

DAVESPRITE: hey man

DAVESPRITE: um

DAVESPRITE: or at least hey man to half of you

DAVESPRITE: kind of fucked up that youre part rose and vice versa but i guess whatre you gonna do

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Be in a state of near-perpetual satisfaction with my own existence, is what.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Anyway, I'm happy to see you're still alive.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Even if your bird-like appearance is making me feel a bit riled up.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I'll try to control myself though.

DAVESPRITE: cool thanks

DAVESPRITE: so what kind of ludicrous nonsense do you have going here in the land of stonehenges and a big purple X

DAVESPRITE: is that

DAVESPRITE: is that egbert lookin dude supposed to be the fucking mad hatter

JAKE: Yeah!!!

DAVESPRITE: ok

DAVESPRITE: whats with the fridge

DAVESPRITE: please dont tell me somebodys locked in that fridge

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Dave, never mind the fridge.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: This tea party bullshit isn't quite what is seems.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I am actually on a date. So maybe we could, you know. Catch up later?

DAVESPRITE: a date

DAVESPRITE: thats cool

DAVESPRITE: with who the mad hatter guy?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Good lord, no.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: With Nepeta.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Sorry, I should have introduced you to her sooner.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Nepeta, this is Dave. He's my bird brother, who is also a sprite.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < hello!

DAVESPRITE: hey nepeta nice to meet you

DAVESPRITE: dont worry ill get out of your hair soon and let you get back to your tea date with rose

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < hi dave

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < its nice to m33t you too!

DAVESPRITE: damn straight we are meeting the shit out of each other right now

DAVESPRITE: hey put er there...

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Dave, no, don't...

#homestuck #jake english #jasprosesprite^2 #nepetasprite #gamzee makara #davesprite #homestuck act 6 #page 7873 #page 7874 #page 7875 #page 7876 #homestuck act 6 act 6 #homestuck act 6 act 6 intermission 5

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stormcrow513 · 9 months

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Pax my one dog, has like sleep issues, it is incredibly easy to accidentally startle the unholy fucking crap outta her,

I don't know if she a deep or light sleeper but 9 times out of 10 if you wake her she pops up like she's been tasered and then looks for her sister and is like

'you fucking bitch what the hell is wrong with you?!?!?! I will kill you and eat your guts!!!!!!'

And I'm like girl honey I touched you it was me I'm sorry, stop growing at her, she didn't do it, calm down, deep breaths'

So tonight I'm sitting here tank full gotta get to the bathroom, Pax is fucking out, right next to me on the bed

So Im like holding it, holding it, ok here I go,

I fucking almost peed myself

Pax like squirts off the bed, it's a small bed she can get off easy so it's just squirt, there's just no other word,

And her tail isn't even tucked it's fucking in her vagina at this point, she's kinda fluffy and her hair looks like someone slicked wet fingers through it backwards,

And she like kinda attempting a growl when she looks at Jazz but mostly she's side eyeing Life,

I fucking bounced her back from the tenth fucking dimension,

She's looking around

'is this real? Or is it all an illusion? Have cats taken over the economy to get a free market of catnip?'

She looks at me tail still in her vagina, eyes fucking blown, fucking bohemian rhapsody playing in the background

🎶 is this the real life? 🎶 Is this just fantasy? 🎶

And she's looking into my eyes

'mother.... mother...mother.. I lickeded the sun mother.. mother it tasted like peanut butter .. mother I can see into the twelfth house...mot.... Jazz I'll gut you like a pig... stop fucking looking at me with your ears bitch...mother... Mother do you know the muffin man... (About her a try to get her on the bed she steps up one foot at a time her ass is on the edge tail is dislodged and is off edge of the bed desperately trying to lodge back into the vagina foiled by bed edge) Jazz.. Jazz...Stop perceiving me... Do NOT look at me in my eye balls I'll kill us both.. mother why making that noise.. mother'

After I peed I came back took this picture it doesn't capture the glory as she'd sorta come back down to us, but I'd been trying not to laugh and or pee myself and didn't think to get a picture so..

Then she was like oh a picture here is the belly

And jazz was like what why taking HER pictures what about Jaaaazzzzyyyy

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sjsjsjsj YOU ARE SO PRECIOUS ♥ I always look forward to speaking with you so you don’t have to worry about not hearing from me!! I appreciate your kind words, thank you. ♥ I’ve mainly been doing a lot of job hunting and yet.. nada T.T

I hope hearing about my sister and I was okay. She says I’m like her soulmate, I’m pretty much that person who would ride or die yanno? “Wanna go somewhere?” Me without a second thought: yes. Lol

AND YOU CAN SHOW BREAD AND BUTTER TO ME!!? 👉👈 hehe I’ve learned how to make mittens!! I want to learn how to make other pieces too! What have you done?? Sex god huh? 👀 that is EXACTLY what I need man especially with this baby voice that I’ve got I need something charming lol did you ever continue learning?

Deranged sexy woman? 😫 and yet... there are men who complain like what DO you want? To date your mother? Hmph. I’m glad you enjoyed my breakdown now that I look back I rambled so much AAASJSJDHS Harley Quinn defender here. Her and Ivy 🤭 MY GIRL DESERVES TO BE HAPPY AFTER CARRYING ALL OF DC ON HER BACK

I’ve never heard of that show!! But I’ll check it out!! Aw man I’m not even sure what are some juicy deets about me, but my pronouns are she/they!! Have I already told you my age? I’m 22 and I live in the states 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 jk those emojis are just really fun to use lol I’m a fem/masc afab. Tbh I don’t have many friends I have one but it’s over online whoever said it’s an easier way to meet people are LIARS I’ve spoken to so many dry repliers ACK I guess im a closed off person. I have a way goofier personality and I can be clingy. HM. I definitely have younger sibling vibes; loser and loner too. 😭 what about you!! Hmm, are you the older sibling or was it your brother if you don’t mind me asking. - Red ♥ (hehe I’ve missed you I hope you’ve been well, don’t forget to eat and stay hydrated)

oooo fun!!!! im also from the us, midwest hell lmao!! im a middle sibling, my brother was older but i also have a younger brother and an older sister :) im also a clingy ass person and thats probably why i have no friends lmao

if u wanna see my lovely kittens u should dm me ;) i love them religiously and i just got them some new catnip toys that bread LOVES!!!

i hope the job search gets easier for u!! what kind of job are ya looking for? ive mostly done coffee shop gigs my life while attempting (failing) to get thru school lol but i believe in u! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

#red #anon

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sasukehoe · 1 year

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I posted 917 times in 2022

That's 314 more posts than 2021!

145 posts created (16%)

772 posts reblogged (84%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@killyspinacoladas

@lengthofropes

@lesbianvelour

@his-name-is-ed

@toast-ranger-to-a-stranger

I tagged 735 of my posts in 2022

Only 20% of my posts had no tags

#steddie - 24 posts

#eddie munson - 17 posts

#do not lose - 13 posts

#incredible - 9 posts

#19 days - 9 posts

#stranger things spoilers - 5 posts

#holy shit - 4 posts

#metal sandwich - 4 posts

#perfect - 4 posts

#screaming - 4 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#and protestantism! when such a huge huge aspect of irish oppression was centred around the same set of protestants stealing our culture etc

My Top Posts in 2022:

When I die I want the duffer brothers to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time

898 notes - Posted July 2, 2022

all im saying is that eddie munson is half nancy (doe eyes, brown curls) and half robin (bags of personality, queer, outsider) and he and Steve should make out

Or: I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy* asking him to love** her

*the duffer brothers

**let steve find his suzie

1,515 notes - Posted June 29, 2022

I'm not mad enough to think that steddie will happen but I am mad enough to think eddie munson is very queer and that steve's a part of a very queer group of friends and he's got no problems with his best friend being queer and that sort of acceptance from a character like that is good representation okay okay

but that said you'll have to rip steddie from my cold dead hands because jock/freak enemies to lovers is my fucking catnip and there's so much good fic out there already ao3 writers are doing the MOST

1,537 notes - Posted June 28, 2022

Can u imagine the first time Steve sees Eddie at rest? Like hair mussed, soft breathing and so still, it's the antithesis of Eddie awake who fidgets and never stops talking and Steve Harrington is just like oh no, he's beautiful

1,772 notes - Posted July 7, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Eddie telling Steve that he had a shitty childhood and then flirting with him in the same breath got Steve like

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#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #Steddie the whole way down

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icequeenbae · 3 years

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Girl, I’m Your Catnip (m) | BBH

Pairing: wolf!Baekhyun x caracal!Reader

Hybrid AU, slice of life, some fluff, PWP, smut

Warnings: altered mental state (in a way?), Baek snapped, rough sex, unprotected sex, overstimulation, knotting, cross-breeding?

Word Count: ~3.4k

Summary: You’d been pretty stressed at work lately, so your boyfriend decided to bring something special to help you unwind.

Author’s note: I’m back with... Catnip. Seriously. I’m not even a cat person 😅 This was something quick and out of the blue. But I really enjoy hybrid aus, and this is definitely not the first or the last one I’ve written… It’s quite different from my other stories so far (pls read the warnings). Expect minimal plot (minimal… for me) and lots of feral sex unconventional stress relief lmao P.S. Thanks to @baekshoney for being quick at reading through when I come at her with these, even when they’re out of her comfort zone <3

It’d been weeks since you came home early enough to really hang out with Baekhyun. The closing phase of your project lasted longer than anticipated, and it was taking a great toll on you, both physically and mentally. Working long hours was one thing, but the atmosphere was not the greatest either. A couple cutthroat colleagues kept compromising the team’s integrity, creating additional stress for the hardworking and meticulous people like you. There was literally no time to deal with the internal drama while you had a deadline approaching fast.

Luckily enough, your significant other was most understanding during this time. Running you a bubble bath to soak in for twenty minutes after especially tough days, feeding you delicious late-night dinners… Or holding you in a tight lock of his arms when you broke down right at the threshold from exhaustion and nerves. He went as far as doing all the chores and grocery shopping by himself, which left you feeling rather guilty for not being able to reciprocate his care. What kind of shitty girlfriend were you? The constant nagging of the inner voice in the back of your head was making the anxiety grow.

Although Baekhyun assured you time and time again that it was fine, you kept insisting that you were going to make it up to him. Which nearly made you cry on the spot. Your usual way of giving back was making him a nice dinner, organizing a cozy movie night with his favorite snacks, or even bringing your favorite almond oil to give him a relaxing massage. All of those scenarios inevitably ended with the two of you tangled up in bed till indecent hours of the morning, having a whole lot of steamy sex. These days, however, you were unable to recuperate and loosen up enough to do any of it. You’d not been intimate with your partner for at least three weeks, and while he was a complete sweetheart (he usually was) about it, that made you feel even more burdensome to him.

So much so, that you promised your boyfriend to get drunk the first night following submission of the presentation, to take the edge off, and simply allow him to do whatever he wanted with you. Baekhyun insisted that he didn’t have much use of you while shitfaced, and would rather have you well-rested and enjoying the process. Still, you were set on having no more delays, so you informed him that you’d finally be free from the project this Friday, and he should be pouring champagne for you as you walk through the door. Taking his previous comments into consideration, you ruled out the hard liquor and decided to only get heavily tipsy. Being horribly drunk did not seem like an arousing option you should be presenting your overly patient and caring boyfriend with.

Come Friday, as you finally submitted your presentation, you texted Baekhyun at least two hours in advance that you were definitely on track to spend the evening with him. Fortunately for you, he was going to come home a bit late, so you even had a head start to do all of the necessary preparations. That’s to say, you were stuck in the bathroom for over an hour and a half. You were ecstatic to finally have enough time to groom properly – your caracal nature always called for it. Pleased with how smooth and refreshed your skin looked after the long-awaited pampering, you exited the bathroom to go pick your poison for tonight.

You were so ready to get your drinks and relinquish all control to Baekhyun that you got startled when you saw him already heading towards you.

‘Oh! I didn’t hear you come in,’ you chirped.

‘Are you already drunk?’ He sniffed the air, shaking his head. ‘I guess not. You smell good,’ he smiled as you reached him and wrapped your arms around his neck with all the feline grace you had in you.

‘I really missed you,’ you purred as his warm hand settled on the small of your back comfortably.

His scent made you want to rub your face on him, to get more of it on you. How terribly you must’ve missed him! In the beginning, it took you a bit to get used to the notorious ‘smell of a dog’ inevitably coming off of him. But you’d strangely grown to like it a lot, despite being the very whimsical wild cat hybrid that you were. Now, however, you’d stayed away for a while, and the scent lingering on his skin seemed so pleasant that you wanted to cover your entire body in it. But then again, it’d been so long that the desire to pounce him mixed with the fear of not being able to do well. What if you took longer to get ready now? Or to come? What if you couldn’t make him come? Surely you needed to take good care of him to repay all the weeks he’d been an angel for your sake.

‘I missed having you all to myself too, honey,’ he smiled crookedly, leaning in to give you a kiss. ‘You seem a bit tense,’ he noted when you swerved your short tail with slight agitation. ‘If it’s about sex, I told you we don’t have t-’

‘I want to!’ You quickly interrupted. ‘I don’t want to wait anymore, Baekhyunie. Just a little help to relax my stressed mind and body is all I need. Then we’ll get to it.’

Baekhyun sighed, shaking his head, allowing you to pull him back into your bedroom.

‘Doesn’t your head always hurt after you drink?’

‘It’s worth it,’ you replied firmly and turned to him. ‘Let’s just treat it as a celebration. I’ll bring the bottle here.’

He grabbed your wrist swiftly, before you took another step towards the door.

‘I-’ he looked away, tail stilling as he was considering something. ‘I have another idea, actually. You trust me, right?’

Giving him a curious look, you nodded. Of course, you trusted him; more than anyone in the world, more than yourself at times. Although he was a ‘big bad wolf’ (still, only bad enough to eat the last slice of his absolute favorite Hawaiian pizza while you weren’t looking), and your relationship wasn’t very ‘likely’… He’d managed to charm you, and you’d been together for a long time since. And your wolf’s embrace made you feel so tiny and secure, that you couldn’t imagine being with anyone else at this point, all initial reservations evaporated.

‘We can try something else. Something that shouldn’t be as toxic as drinking, but also have you release the tension and relax. I got it on my way here,’ he began, making you even more interested in what it was.

Taking notice of your stare, he continued.

‘Um- I just need to be sure that you want this. Your unbiased decision. Like I said, we don’t have to f-’

‘Don’t feel bad about it, making it up to you will make me happy,’ you raised an open palm in front of his chest when he tried to protest. ‘If it can help me make you feel good, whatever it is, I trust you. I missed being… close to you.’

He chewed on his lip, and nodded.

‘Alright. I’ll use the bathroom for a sec, and you can get on the bed, okay?’

Somewhat surprised that he didn’t tell you what exactly he was planning, you complied, lying down on your belly to wait for him. It took him a few unbearably long minutes, during which you stared the door down, tail swinging impatiently. He made minimal sound after the water was turned off, so you had no idea what was happening in there.

‘Babe, need some help in there?’ You offered and sat up just as the door flew open.

He emerged from the bathroom shirtless, sporting nothing but sweatpants. His skin was shimmering slightly, and you licked your lips at the sight of his lean torso. All of the events and worries of the past few weeks were instantly forgotten.

‘Took you long enough,’ you mumbled grumpily. ‘What were you doing in there?’

He tilted his head to the side, a textbook sign of puppy confusion.

‘Do you… notice anything?’

You pouted, unsure as to what you were supposed to notice. He looked the same. A bit freshened up and half-undressed, but still the same.

‘Ah- maybe it doesn’t work on you,’ he scratched the back of his head sheepishly, halting an arm’s length away. ‘My bad.’

‘What doesn’t wo-’ as he turned around to supposedly walk back to the bathroom, it hit you.

Oh, it hit you, indeed.

Before you could think, you gripped his wrist to prevent him from moving away.

‘W-what- is-’ you stuttered, pulse suddenly escalating.

Baekhyun gulped at the sight of your dilated, almost shaking pupils. You tugged him closer after you moved up to the edge of the bed. The scent that penetrated your nostrils almost took you out.

‘What is that?’ You finally managed, swallowing the saliva that was rapidly collecting in your mouth.

Jerking him forward, you nuzzled your face into the crook of his neck.

‘Do you like it?’

You didn’t answer, too busy running your tongue over his collarbone with a long groan. Without even noticing the death grip you had on him, you dragged him onto the bed as you swallowed his scent and tasted his delectable skin, going increasingly mad from the sweetness.

‘What is this, Baekhyun,’ you sobbed, covering his chest in frenzied kisses, while the burning arousal made your insides constrict. ‘Oh god- I want all of you. On me. And- in me. Oh fuck,’ you were almost feverish as you pushed him in the chest to get him to lie back, and ripped his sweatpants off without a second thought.

‘Y/N, slow down,’ your boyfriend warned, and you didn’t care.

You wanted that taste in your mouth again, the one that was all Baekhyun, but sweeter, more intense. Nibbling on the gentle skin under his belly button, you quickly found your way down to his balls. Whimpering at the addicting taste, you took one in your mouth, playing with it diligently, sucking and licking, while your boyfriend stirred underneath and reached for your hair to get it out of the way. Your tongue on his most sensitive spots quickly made him harden, and you waited no more than necessary to stuff his entire cock in your mouth.

At that, you both moaned.

Frantically bobbing your head, you sucked harshly on it, making him thicken further. You shoved it in your mouth almost aggressively, choking on him, chasing the feeling that lingered in your throat after your nose met his smooth skin. He prepared too.

Swallowing around him, you groaned as you kept moving your head, spit mixing with precum and collecting at the corners of your mouth.

‘Fuck, kitten- you’d be mute tomorrow if you keep at it,’ Baekhyun gritted, pulling you off of his dick by the hair.

You wailed, like a cat being dragged by its tail, and clawed at his thigh for interrupting. His pained grunt went unnoticed since you immediately moved on to exploring the taut skin of his stomach all the way up to his pecs. Rubbing your face onto it, tonguing his abs and his nipples, you shuddered as the dreamy haze of desire surrounded you like mist.

It would’ve definitely been scary had Baekhyun not prepared in advance. Still, seeing you this out of your mind for him was nothing like he expected.

‘Please fuck me,’ you muttered into his sternum after ripping the last of your clothes off. ‘Scent me, come inside me, knot me. Make me raw. I don’t care. I want you,’ you sobbed, gnawing on his shoulder impatiently as his arms pulled you closer.

‘Don’t fret, you know I’m gonna take good care of you, baby,’ you jolted as his fingers slid between your wet lips to check.

Your arousal was already dripping out, so Baekhyun mercifully spared you any additional foreplay, simply sinking you down on his cock.

‘Agh!’ Your inner walls instantly contracted around him. ‘Yes, yes,’ you mouthed into his neck, licking at it as he bottomed out again and again.

Unable to hold back, you responded to his movement by slamming your pelvis down onto his repeatedly, with enough force to hurt, so he had to brace you by the hips to prevent you from injuring yourself. The smell of your overwhelming arousal made his mind blurry too, so he kept watching you with heavy-lidded eyes while you bounced on him like your life depended on it.

Scratching at his skin, you kept whining for your boyfriend to get closer, to scent you. He finally gave in, biting down on your neck gently to distract you and then flipping you onto your back promptly. Ignoring the feral hiss that escaped your mouth, he leaned forward to grant you full skin to skin contact while his hips continued jerking in and out of you.

Your mind went blank from the building pleasure. It was filling your entire being with desperate anticipation, the taste, the smell, all of the sensory feedback was elevated. Only your vision seemed impaired since you couldn’t blink away the thickening red fog of lust.

The divine smell was all over your skin now, and Baekhyun’s pelvis was almost glued to yours, grazing over your clit with every sway of his hips. He growled at how slick it felt between your bodies, and how deliciously lewd the sounds of him fucking you were. He knew the essential oil he used didn’t have much effect on him, only felines could fall under its spell. But he hadn’t been intimate with you for a long while now, and, frankly, he’d never seen you like this before. You were absolutely wild underneath him, clawing at his back like an angry cat, moaning and whining so loudly, it made the hairs on the back of his neck stand straight. He’d never heard you sound like this, so irrepressible and untamed, and it was incredibly sexy. In a way, it triggered his more primal side to take control.

Suddenly feeling the power he had over you, he angled his hips and rammed into you, skin slapping your puffy lips repeatedly as you cried out in despair.

‘I��m not gonna stop,’ he leaned in and growled almost animalistically into your ear. ‘Before I ruin your little hole. You’ve been on the edge there for a while, haven’t you, kitten?’

Reveling in the mewl you responded with, he slid two fingers into your mouth and kept talking.

‘All helpless and needy underneath me. Entirely at my mercy,’ he pressed down on your tongue, making your throat relax to accommodate. ‘Do you enjoy being destroyed?’

Your eyes rolled into the back of your head as your orgasm hit. A muffled scream drowned out by his palm almost made his own release hit him, but Baekhyun had other plans.

Pulling out for a few seconds, he wiped away the sweat that was dripping from his forehead to his eyes, and rolled your limp body over. Allowing you a few seconds to cool down, he gripped his rock-hard flesh at the base and landed a sharp slap onto your supple ass cheek.

‘Baek,’ you squealed, registering the shuffling behind. ‘Wait- no,’ protesting weakly, as he got on top of you again. You took notice of the way his dick was nestled snugly between your bodies and guessed his intention.

‘You didn’t think we were done, did you, baby?’ He gave your ear a long lick, causing you to shiver.

‘B- Baekhyunie,’ you puled pathetically, still too overwhelmed. ‘I can’t-’

The sentence was drowned out by his growl. Your state pushed him too far to just stop now.

‘You’ll comply and come again, all while I load you up, got it?’ He slipped back inside, testing your body’s response.

As expected, you were still soaked from your previous activities, so he ignored the instant jolt of your body. It wasn’t something you did often, overstimulation, but your partner knew he could make you come like this if he hurried up, so that was exactly his plan.

‘No,’ you whined capriciously, your cat instincts making you protest against the intrusion while too sensitive. Your tail patted against Baekhyun’s side relentlessly, although most of it was trapped between you.

‘I can make you,’ he rolled his hips, knowing that in a few minutes you would beg him to make you come again, even though it seemed more like torture now.

‘Ah it hurts!’ You cried out, latching onto his thigh, claws out.

‘Oh, so you’re gonna be like that?’ He growled lower, making you hiss in a natural response and draw blood with your sharp nails.

He licked a sensitive spot between your shoulder blades as a warning.

‘Don’t make me do this,’ he snarled, but you kept trying to shove him off of you. ‘Okay, you fucking got it.’

Baekhyun snapped, locking his sharp teeth on your withers – the magical spot on your spine, just below the neck; your feline heritage. Instantly, your fingers grew weak and you whined feebly as his hips moved again. He picked up his pace gradually, readjusting your thighs to have more of a room to increase amplitude. You trembled helplessly, pinned down his weight and wailing into the pillow as his determined ministrations had the anticipation build once again. With the discomfort you initially had subsiding, you’d given up on the attempts to escape your lover.

Feeling the tight pulsation around his flesh, Baekhyun released your skin and started licking over the teeth marks right away.

‘That’s more like it,’ he hummed in your ear as you whined pathetically, feeling your eyes water from the intensity of the impending release. ‘I’m going to fill you up. Yes- come like this,’ he urged, intertwining his fingers with yours, and you could not disobey.

‘Baek-’ you squealed, your entire body shuddering underneath him as your muscles contracted once again from a mind-blowing wave of pleasure.

He delivered a few more quick, shallow thrusts before his hips stuttered and he moaned lowly as thick warmth flooded your insides.

You felt full and content, the fogginess of your mind clearing up slowly. Belatedly you realized that he actually knotted you – something he didn’t do often since you weren’t the same species (or trying for a baby at this point). But it felt good, and your walls were still pulsating around him, electricity jolting through you with every gentle lick of Baekhyun’s tongue over the spot where his teeth had left a reddish mark.

‘Mhm,’ you hummed, and Baekhyun shifted his weight to his elbows.

‘Sorry, I got a bit carried away,’ he admitted, planting soft kisses along your spine.

‘It was great,’ you yawned, noting casually. ‘You knotted me.’

‘Yeah, it will deflate soon,’ he rubbed his face between your shoulder blades affectionately, and you squirmed. ‘Does anything hurt? How are you feeling?’

‘Um- no, nothing hurts. At least not yet,’ you chucked, assuming that the soreness would come tomorrow. ‘I’m just exhausted. And still a bit… dazed?’

‘Yeah, I think it’s all evaporated from my skin. Or licked off,’ he snickered. ‘Still smell the remnants of it in the air, but to me it’s not as prominent as your arousal.’

‘What was it, actually?’

‘You didn’t get it?’ Baekhyun laughed, finally slipping out and rolling off to the side, allowing you to glance at him. ‘Catnip. I got a little roll-on thingy with the essential oil. Didn’t realize it’s that strong though.’

‘Are you serious?’ You smacked him on the top of the head in a very feline way. ‘That thing is like a drug for cats!’

‘It’s safe. You were under supervision, and it has no lasting effects. And it’s not addictive,’ he clarified. ‘I consulted.’

‘Always prepared, aren’t you?’ Smiling, you shoved him in the chest. ‘I can’t believe you drugged me with catnip to fuck me. Tsk, what a jerk you are,’ you purred, scolding him.

‘Don’t act like we’re not doing this again soon,’ Baekhyun smirked, planting a quick kiss to the tip of your nose.

‘I’m so going to get you for this, Baek. I will!’ You threatened, allowing him to sneakily drag his tongue over your lower lip in a playful apology lick before you pushed him away to yawn again.

‘I’ll be waiting,’ he chuckled and moved closer again to stroke your back tenderly. ‘Just have some rest first, kitten.’

A/N: Whew, my first hybrid au posted 🤗 I hope you guys love the multi-faceted wolf!Baekhyunie haha Let me know whether he was different from what you’d expected. And I’m still encouraging you to share your thoughts on what kind of aus / tropes you enjoy 😊 It’s always interesting to find out what my readers like. Thank you for sticking around and welcome to the blog if you’re new!

#baekhyun smut #hybrid!baek #icequeenbae fics #baekhyun x reader #exowritersnet #wolf!baek #baekhyun x you #baekhyun fic #baekhyun scenario #Girl Im Your Catnip

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poppy-metal · 2 years

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college Eren is def in a frat, probably on the football or basketball team. he makes the shy girls that are in group projects with him so nervous and shaky because he's so pretty and smells good

stop the blatant imagery this put in my head. my shy girl × popular guy fantasy is literally on the floor shaking rn im gonna be sick let me out of this room. he smells SO fucking good and he genuinely doesn't think twice abt being partnered with you, isn't even actively trying to be flirty or showing interest until he catches how fucking nervous you are. he's mostly used to groupies and overeager girls throwing themselves at him with a glance, the sight of you unable to make eye contact with him and the tremble in your hands and your fidgeting quickly get his attention. it isn't long before his obsession starts. shy girls might be his new catnip, if the way his dick twiches in his jeans at the way you absolutely flounder when he catches your eye and gives you a dimpled smirk.

#ask #naur im unwell #sm abt the way this was worded made me shy and now im jwjwjwjss HHHHHH UUHHHHHHH HHHHHHH #PLEASE RIPPIJG MY HAIR OUT

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ribosoons · 3 years

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Im a simple girl. I just desperately need to go on a date to a Cat Cafe with Jooheon. Is that too much to ask?

Cat Cafe Date | Jooheon

Jooheon x Reader || Fluff Fluff Cats Cats

Warnings: none

Summary: after a long day at your work, jooheon surprised you with a cat cafe date

a/n: hello! i hope this satisfies my simple girl uhuh? enjoy! lmao I actually haven't gone to a cat cafe so I did a little research abt it lmaooooo

you took a deep sigh as you sign out your name in your company's logbook, finally, you just finished your work for today. you can call it a day actually and just go back to your apartment then sleep just to wake up for tomorrow to repeat what you just did today. yeah, life sucks. but you saw your boyfriend waiting in front of your office's facade.

"hey!" he greeted proceeding to walk closer to you with a wide smile on his lips, this made your heart flatter, I mean your boyfriend picking you up on your work after a very long day. i would cry on the spot.

"heyyy!" you greeted back placing a kiss on his cheeks, "what brings you here?"

"picking up my favorite girl? is there anything wrong about it?" smiling still, dimples deep, you are falling deeper.

"no, not at all" you shake your head, he insisted on bringing your bag, you took his hands and walked outside the building.

"ah, did I informed you that I will be bringing you for a date?" looking over you, you look at him with so much confusion.

"you did not"

"you familiar with the newly opened cat cafe around the corner, I think we should check it out," he said while swinging his holding your arms like when a child holds hands.

"we should" you just answered smiling at him. definitely whipped. opening the store's door, bells chimed, making the cats and the crew acknowledged your presence.

"hello! welcome to catnip cafe" the crew greeted, you felt a fur on your legs noticing that a cat walking against your legs, purring at you. you quickly squatted greeting the cat.

"come on y/n, let's take a seat," jooheon said, both of you took a seat. the cat earlier followed you to your seat, now while you are sitting on the floor, since the cafe's table requires you to seat down on floor, the cat is now sitting on your lap taking a nap. you look over jooheon who is now enjoying himself with two cats in front of him.

you were just looking over him observing how he enjoys himself with cats accompanying him, "enjoying yourself with the cats?" you asked smiling while you leaned on the table while supporting your chin using your hands.

"I indeed am, I am surrounded by cats together with my favorite human. I am too lucky"

"you flatter me too much"

"you deserve it okay," he said, you pinched his cheeks out of adoring.

"let's order hmm?" he nodded enthusiastically and looked over the menu. looking at him you thought how you were also so lucky to have him in your life, you will definitely stay to his life.

#monsta x imagine #monsta x fluff #monsta x scenarios #jooheon imagine #jooheon fluff #jooheon scenarios #ribosoonswrites

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laufire · 2 years

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i love your commentary on female leads and female centric narratives. i’ve been thinking a lot about female protagonists, and their place in the narrative and i have a lot of thoughts about euphoria. so obviously this goes without saying that the show has a lot of flaws and problematic elements that deserve criticism and i don’t want to downplay them in anyway. but i will say that the most unusual thing about the show (at least so far, there’s only been one season and two bonus episodes) (1/?)

is that i do feel like it is truly centred around rue in a way that shows are never centred around female protagonists (especially black female protagonists). rue is the one who narrates the show, the show opens with her backstory, and most crucially the show seems genuinely interested in her pov despite her not being romantically linked to a white man. the only white men in rue’s story are her dead father, and her friend/dealer fez (who isn’t a major character). also rue’s main ship (2/?)

is an f/f ship. and like the way rue/jules is written, it’s handled the way most shows handle their main m/f romance. like rue has a love at first sight moment with jules, and is super OTT into her from literally the first time they meet, and rue’s feelings for jules drive so much of the narrative of the show. also during the COVID break rue and jules both got special episodes that were character centric and 100% about the girls both as individuals and their relationship to each other. (3/?)

I have a very rudementary knowledge of this show, but this is one of the things that make me curious about it (well, and my sister keeps saying I'd like it, and our tastes in shows usually align xD). I probably won't until the show is more advanced, though. With these things I've found it's better to wait and see, because ime, a lot of shows that start strong in during their first season in their quest to center around one or multiple women end up prey to a the white male parasite problem LOL.

that being said i am really worried about season 2, and of rue being overtaken by a white male character. the character that i’m mainly worried about, and the only male character on the show that i think is a threat to rue narratively is nate. like nate was the main villain of season one (along with his father) which i think gives him a big advantage, and he’s by far the male character that has gotten the most focus out of all the men on the show. also he gives me strong chuck bass vibes, (4/?)

both in terms of his personality and his role in the show. he has built in daddy issues which is like catnip for writers. although the difference between nate and chuck is that nate doesn’t have a chair like ship yet. thankfully he hasn’t been linked to rue in any way, but unfortunately he has been linked to jules. nate’s interactions with jules have mostly been him being incredibly creepy, abusive, and stalkerish towards her. he’s also super abusive to his girlfriend maddy as well. but (5/?)

unfortunately, as we all know, a male character being an violent misogynistic abusive piece of shit has never once barred them from narrative supremacy. the one thing i do think that rue has going for her against nate is that the writers clearly love rue and aren’t that into nate. but idk whiteness and maleness can often override writer preference so. basically i think the story so far has firmly belonged to rue, but i’m really nervous that the show will end up being like a gilmore girls (6/?)

type scenario (obviously gilmore girls and euphoria are very different shows) where a show starts out truly being about a woman, but is narratively overtaken by a white man. i’m really rooting for rue because i think she is a great protagonist and i despise nate, so i’m very nervous about how season two goes. (7/7)

Yup, exactly. Like I said, I don’t know a lot about this show, so who knows, but I veeeeeery vaguely remember some Jules/Nate gifs, iirc? So, even if it’s only by default, because tragically writers are as capable of being swayed by whiteness as everyone else is, I’d consider him a threat. Not to mention, I get the impression from your messages & what little I’ve seen that he’s agresive, and specifically sexually aggresive, in some form, towards Jules, the lead’s Love Interest. And that, based on my previous tv experience, can be a boost for male characters (and a serious threat towards the lead); see, like you’ve said, Chuck Bass. Or even, to a much lesser extent, Dean Winchester creeping on Sam’s girlfriend almost first thing in the pilot.

All that, + the fact that he was introduced as a villain (which has more gravitas than if he was a prop or secondary character), + whether the violence he commits against Jules or Maddy is something easy for the writers and audience to ~romantizice... and, of course, his maleness and whiteness on their own, can give him an advantage. Very important question? Is he rich? Because that matters A LOT in these cases. Might is right, and money is might. Even if he was working class, it’d matter whether he came across as a ~salt of the earth type or as white “trash” (I hated typing this entire paragraph btw, but lets not kid ourselves that all these factors matter when it comes to audience AND writing room perception).

I hope you’re right and that these writers continue to be invested on Rue, to the extent that it cuts Nate’s wings. If only because the tv landscape REALLY needs more shows that deviate from the norm in a significant way, ffs.

#anonymous #replies #talking to the void #my thoughts #euphoria thoughts #euphoria

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samuel-de-champagne-problems · 2 years

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Stop it I hate you with my whole soul because that fic had my roommates knocking on my door asking if I was ok.

I WAS SCREAMING WHEN THEY CONFESSED I WAS CRYING WHEN THEY WERE. I WAS INVESTED LIKE MY MOM USED TO BE IN MY NONEXISTENT LOVE LIFE IN HIGH SCHOOL.

I hate you but I love you because you’re the queen of my heart.

My hands are like “gimme gimme gimme”, your fics have got me drunk. My very own catnip 😪

Ily, Ms. ‘I should be in jail rn for owning nat’s heart’

omg nat im thrilled that you liked it!!! and also i feel the nonexistent love life so much dude. but the cute little spencer fic will let a girl dream I guess 😌

anyway you’re the BEST nat, a top tier human, my favorite dude that lives in my little tumblr app

#it’s totally allergies in my eyes ‘em #yeah allergies #nat 💗#we love nat

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animoozies · 3 years

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I decided I would make one while I’m at work cause the patients are cooolin and I’m just vibing

2020 has been hard on all of us whether it was school, graduating and not being able to walk, knowing of a loved one that passed, mental health declining, and many more negative experiences. However I hope you all are able to enter the new year with someone/something that makes your life just a little bit easier.

With that all being said, I’m gonna tag some people I wanna show my appreciation for because 2020 was bearable because of you all. Also doing this helps me practice the love lanaguage of words of affirmation cause I’m one sarcastic asshole who’s a tsukki/kags kinnie

anyways

@hoekageyama I already showed I loved you a day ago but here im adoing it sober so it’s 100% intentional. I really appreciate and love our friendship. Everyday I look forward to one of us being a dumbass. You and I will be graduating come May 2021 so push through your ✨depression✨ and buck the fuck up for our last semester of college.

@hoekaashi A1 Day 1. Known you since you were soltserra and I’m pretty sure you were atrailofwhispers or some shit like that. Glad we rekindled after our hiatus which was due to Covid and also me crying over hxh. I hope pharmacy school gets easier for you but also remember your life isn’t just school. Your job maybe dedicated to serving people but you also need to serve yourself. Self care is important boo.

@gogo-karasuno I didn’t lie when I said you were a blessing. Despite me being motivated to do certain things I’ve mentioned, you are 100% the reason why I decided to act on that motivation. I met you just on time because I get inspired easily and lose it really quickly. I am so thankful for you because honestly you’re such a light. I am excited to further our friendship so I can see why you say you’re sarcastic and call yourself a bitch cause hunntyyyyyy if you can top me, we fighting cause no one can beat me. enjoy your last day of 2020 bb and take a couple shots and give the cats some catnip.

@luvkeigo crackhead #1. Your posts, tags, and energy is so funny and honestly you’re such great vibes. You are great company to have and I hope you realize that you are. know that and embrace that. always look forward to our simping hours and tagging you in tiktoks. Can’t wait to read more of your stuff in the New Years because your fics are A+ quality good shit.

@juvsbby your new nickname is nezuko because you’re all cute and innocent but still a demon at the end of the day. You always make me laugh in our convos because you are quite the savage. I really love our interactions and now they will never cease since you have me deadass on all social media platforms. 💀you can’t escape. Just know you are such a beautiful person in and out and I hope everything goes better for you mentally and at home for the new year.

@impromptux-main my playlist royalty aka my Suga. You are quite the chaotic individual and I did not expect that from you lmao. You were always cool to me but it solidified the one convo we had about that weird ass girl from Instagram. I hope the new year is better for you and that you dye your hair more colors you rainbow bitch

@haiikyuuns the crackheaded pharmacist. you are such a light in our fandom and to your mutuals, especially me. You are such a loving character that is so sweet to everyone. Please take care of yourself because I know your brain is fried(in more ways than one😂) just like how your job supports people, you need to support yourself.

Hello to the mutuals that I consistently tag in shit. You will be tagged in 2021 so sorry not sorry. I hope your new year goes well and there’s a little bit of positivity for you guys cause we all need it.

@bakugoustanaccount @kanao (you’re such a ray of sunshine but you’re lowkey a crakcheaded simp in the tags of reblogs. It’s hilarious) @ladyhitsu88 @simply-trash5 @nerdyshaddowhunter @honeymeh @thathoneybee3 @bootyy-bakeryy @all-mights-asscheeks (I always laugh at your url cause Im clearly a 5 year old) @mindlesschicca @wherethehoesat @emotiadouche @unvalley @happygalaxymilkshake @fckkei @emperorthighs

My beloved mutuals. I acknowledge everyone of you in my notifs. Sometimes I go to y’all blog just to make sure y’all alive lol. Love yourself in this new year and do soemthing new! Get a tat or soemthing. Buy some anime merch.

@fuckyeahfraxus @meggymoohoo @sokodomoo @necruwumancy @blueberry-07 @ushi-bakatoshi @luvkejii @lexysclubhouse (still not over you not liking seafood) @raine-needs-help @soleil-lei @atsumusc0ck @jdoeshit @icyjeno @icequeen009 @bucketsofworms @feathertayl @karasuno-flight @todoroki-sama @wellthisisme @milkandtobio @catstudio7-reblogs @palmtoptiger18 @khamillahsstrive (the OG since 2016 I hope you’re doing well!!!)

This was longer than expected but whatever.

Anyways

Just know you are all loved and cared for. You are all beautiful, intelligent, and unique individuals. Do not let your mind tell you otherwise. Eat, pray, exercise, draw, sing, read, and DRINK WATER. Do what you need to do in order to be a better you. Enjoy the rest of your day and Happy New Years you filthy weebs❤️

Ima go back to work lmao

#follow me on twitter @cdanae823🤣🤣#i did not proof read so I’m sorry if I double tagged or I sound incoherent.#Im rushing lmao

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