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be-gay-do-heists · 3 years

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i am not immune to a good sickfic nor to eliot and hardison bonding time so here yall go....

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Usually the only bugs Hardison had to be worried about were the ones he guarded his computer against, or more often was giving to the security systems the team came across. Sometimes he forgot he was also susceptible to bugs of a different sort. He hadn’t been this sick in a long time, he groused from where he lay in bed, covers half on and half off his body. It had been five days of being confined to his bedroom, five days of fever, fatigue, congestion, and boredom. Sophie had been kind enough to check on him every day and Parker was more than game to keep him occupied with stories of her past heists, but there was only so long Hardison could lay in bed without being able to do anything and not feel like he was going absolutely stir crazy. Short of a new job, game, or project, he needed something to delve into. Which is why seeing Eliot’s face in the open door was pretty new and exciting.

“Hey, uh,” the hitter started, and then cleared his throat. “Sophie took Parker out to cool down for a bit, so I’m on sick duty for a while. I, uh, made you some soup.” He awkwardly came into the room, putting the steaming bowl on the bedside table, and then, as if uncomfortable standing there, starting setting about straightening Hardison’s quilts and opening the windows. “You feeling any better? I came by earlier this week but you were pretty out of it, man.”

Hardison didn’t remember that at all, and was glad he had graduated to being conscious of his surroundings at least most of the time. He leaned over to sip a spoonful of soup even though he didn’t feel up to eating, because he knew Eliot had made it special; he appreciated that there was ample spice in it to register on his muted tastebuds. “Yeah I’m gettin’ there, it’s all cool,” he said, his stuffy voice sounding unconvincing even to his own ears. A coughing fit prevented him from saying more, and he panicked slightly not being able to get a proper breath in. Eliot swiftly moved to his side and thumped him on the back, once, twice, and Hardison gratefully managed a lungful of air.

“Yeah well, you still sound pretty sick to me,” Eliot grumbled. He turned slightly as if to leave, pausing. “Anything else you want before I let you get some sleep?”

“Whoa dude, don’t leave, please,” Hardison blurted out, trying to sit up and, failing, looking up at Eliot awkwardly. “I am so bored. You have no idea how bored I am. Just, hang out with me or something, man, we can even watch sports, I don’t care.”

Eliot crossed his arms and rolled his eyes, but genuinely seemed to be considering Hardison’s words. He turned back to the hacker. “You ever seen Ladyhawke?”

Hardison had heard of the movie, mostly concerning its cult status among medieval fantasy geeks, but had never watched it. “Nah, I haven’t.”

“Dude, it’s a classic, how can you not have watched it,” Eliot growled, grabbing the tv remote from beside him and lightly sitting down on the bed. It took a little searching and some help from Hardison, but eventually they found the movie and queued it up. Eliot scoffed at Hardison’s attempts to weakly sit up again.

“Yeah, yeah, laugh it up,” Hardison muttered, frustrated at not being able to get a good angle to see the screen. He slumped, exhausted, against his pillow. He froze when he felt Eliot grasp his shoulder.

“Here,” Eliot said softly, and the hacker let himself be moved as the hitter sat him up and situated himself behind him, letting Hardison rest back against his chest. Hardison didn’t know what to think except that Eliot was very warm and took the edge off his chills.

His attention was diverted by the sound of synthesizers. “Oh hell no,” he moaned as the title sequence flashed over the screen, full of old special effects. “Holy shit, this has gotta be the most dated movie in existence.”

“Shut up, you’re gonna miss the exposition,” Eliot growled.

Hardison wished he had the energy to give the hitter his most unimpressed stare. “Let me guess, there’s gonna be a lady and she’s also a hawk.” He smirked at the wordless sound of warning Eliot made that he could feel against his back.

Despite his initial protest, the movie quickly grabbed his attention. The story was intriguing, and it was fun to see the ‘80s aesthetic, however much it made him cringe. But he gathered from the way Eliot was tensed behind him that the movie was important to the hitter in some way, and it was worth watching just for that.

By the time the full truth about Isabeau and Captain Navarre was revealed, Hardison was genuinely invested. “That’s… really sad actually,” he whispered, not taking his eyes off the screen. “Not being able to be with the one you love like that, not really apart but not really together either.” He wiped at his face, blaming his misty eyes on being so sick.

“Yeah,” said Eliot, equally transfixed, and when another fit of coughing seized Hardison his hand came up to rest on the hacker’s chest, thumb absently rubbing small, soothing circles.

They both startled when the door swung open and Parker did a running leap onto the bed, landing right on Hardison’s legs. “We’re back! What are you guys watching?”

Hardison winced under her shifting as she got comfortable, readjusting his position as well and catching a glimpse of Eliot’s uncomfortable expression out of the corner of his eye. “A good movie, wanna join?” he said diplomatically, not wanting either of them to leave. He couldn’t think of anything better for his recovery than the two of them keeping him company.

“Sure,” Parker hummed, laying back across Hardison’s legs and resting her head on Eliot’s knee. Hardison felt Eliot settle back against the headrest, and enjoyed the feeling of his people being there for him. And as the movie ended with the big romantic finish, Navarre and Isabeau reunited in a joy too strong for words, he held Parker and Eliot’s hands tighter than he ever had before.

#leverage #miko speaks #my fic #ot3 #this was gonna be in my trans hardison top surgery fic but i just liked it too much not to write it on its own #if you havent watched ladyhawke. go watch ladyhawke right now *eliot voice* its a classic #genuinely fun #to get deep. eliot likes ladyhawke because navarre is a beast trying to be a man again but also resigned to his curse #also sword fighting #parker would enjoy it because matthew broderick thief character and theyre all outcasts from society #hardison thinks the story slaps and the outfits are super fun after all #eliot spencer #alec hardison #parker leverage #sickfic

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pit-and-the-pen · 4 years

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25 and 54 from the prompt list you posted with Neville Longbottom please? If you don't write for Neville, could I get Ron maybe? Thankyou!!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “I don’t trust myself around you”

“I’m sorry but it’s very hard to focus when you’re dressed like this

A/n I tried to make this longer as a sorry of this taking so long to get out. Hope you like it, lovely!

Also, I know I write the whole “I don’t think I’m enough” troupe with Slytherin! Readers. It’s mostly because I want to remind yall that no matter what people think you are all wonderful people and I’m sorry if it doesn’t come off like that. But that’s what I was trying to do. I promise

-Queen of taking should be suggestive lines and making them anything but.

Taglist:@thoseofgreatambition @ickle-ronniekins @summer-writes @obsessedwithrandomthings @harrysweasleys

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You’re Too Sweet- Neville x Reader

To say this year sucked would be the biggest understatement in all of history. Hogwarts resembled a prison more than a school and every time you walked under the “educational decrees”, you felt yourself wanting to scream.

The one highlight was that Harry had started to teach some people and you were actually learning a lot from him. Plus you got to see your friends without that miserable toad looming over you. Speaking of which, you definitely had some homework you needed to do for defense.

Packing up your bag, you decided to head over to the library. Hoping that will give you any motivation to do your work.

Walking in, it seems like every single other student had the same idea as you. All the tables are filled. You groan and start scanning the room, looking for anyone you knew and could sit with.

That's when your eyes spot Neville sitting all by himself. The two of you had started hanging out at DA meetings and he was really sweet, and when he wasn’t stumbling over his words, as adorable as that was on its own, he was really funny. Turns out the two of you both really like herbology and find that a common topic to always talk about. He seemed to have every book on plants memorized and it was always really interesting to hear what he has to say.

“Hey. Care if I join you.” You whisper and he jumps before looking up. “Sorry” You say trying to hold back laughter.

“Uh. Hi y/n..Ye..Yeah. Of course.” He stammers and closes a couple books to make room for you. You smile at him as a silent thank you and set all of your stuff down.

The two of you sit in silence, the only sound is papers shuffling and quills scratching on parchment. Finally, you finish the essay you’ve been working on and you deflate in your chair. Neville looks up at you, raises an eyebrow before he looks back down at whatever he’s working on with a slight smile. You give his foot a gentle little tap underneath the table and he looks up at you again.

“It’s getting late. Maybe it’s time we called it a night?” You say noticing how it’s just the two of you in the library. “At the very least, I’m going to leave.”

“Wow. Didn’t realize I’ve been in here for that long.” His eyes are a little hazy and you reach over and close the book he was reading. The front has a picture of a very intricately carved tree. It’s not one you’ve seen before.

“Yeah. It’s definitely time to wrap up.” You say with a laugh at his dazed expression. The two of you pack up as quickly as possible, both not wanting to get caught around this late at night.

“Do you want me to walk you back to..?” He asks trailing off at the end. Every now and then he seems to remember that you’re a Slytherin and trips over himself when he does remember.

“That's sweet, but I think I’ll be good. Have a good night Neville.” You say softly. He just smiles and waves as you walk away. It might be the long night but you swear you hear him mumble “I guess there are good ones after all.”

You decide to brush it off and try to keep the tiny out the tiny skip those words threaten to add to your step.

You knew you were in deep trouble. The smile that you couldn’t wipe off your face evident of that. But was it really that bad if you were falling for Neville?

Tension just seemed to keep rising throughout the castle as Umbridge kept cracking down and O.W.Ls fastly approaching. The only thing that made it any bit bearable was DA. It’s not because you get to see Neville

You kept trying to say to yourself.

A few of your friends started to notice you two sitting in the library all the time now and how you were always waving at him, blushing like crazy when he looked away.

“Of all the people. Really?” One of them commented which you just responded with “piss off”. You knew it was probably useless anyways. The odds of him, basically the poster boy for a perfect Gryffindor would never see you that way. That feeling would always hang around in your gut but you tried so hard to ignore it.

You finally reached your breaking point one day, in DA you all were practicing simple disarming spells. After Neville finally seemed to be getting the hang of it, Harry decided to pair you two up to work on it a little more.

“Expelliarmus” He tried again, voice shaky. Nothing happened. You tried not to focus on how his voice sounded. You were used to nervous Neville, but he sounded

That probably hurt more than anything he could ever do with a wand. You fire the spell back at him and his wand goes soaring backwards.

“Maybe I just need a new partner?” Neville says to Harry as he comes up to see what the issue is.

That was it. You’ve had it.

“Damnnit, Neville. Why won't you duel with me?” You all but scream. “If this is because I’m a sl..”

“I don’t trust myself around you” Neville shouts over you, effectively stopping whatever you were going to say. The whole room goes silent. Neville never raised his voice, they all seemed just as shocked as you were. He obviously meant it in the most innocent way possible but your cheeks still redden. “I’m miserable at all of this and I don’t want to hurt you if I do it wrong.” He continues.

Your eyes flicker over to Harry and he tries to redirect the group's attention as you walk over to Neville.

“You’re not miserable. You just don’t trust yourself. Plus, if something happens, I heal.” You say, trying to hide the fact that you’re just happy it’s not because he thinks you're going to hurt him. In fact it’s the exact opposite.

“You’re actually doing really well. Up until you got paired with me, you were nailing it every time.” You say grabbing his arm lightly. “Just pretend I’m like everyone else.” Winking as you say this, you catch a glimpse of his ears getting pink.

“I really don’t think I can do that.” There's no way he just said that. Your whole face heats up and you're thinking of something witty to respond with when Harry dismisses everyone.

“That’s all for today. Good work today.” He says and starts to walk over to where the two of you are both still frozen.

“Everything okay?” He says, looking to Neville. When neither of you respond, he looks at you and all you can do is nod. Sensing there’s something going on, Harry crosses his arms.

“Neville?” He says, a little more serious. You look at him and he just has this mortified look on his face and something in you breaks a little. Snapping you out of whatever fantasy you thought you were living in.

“Yeah. Harry, everything is fine.” Even you can hear the iciness of your voice. “Don’t worry. I know you didn’t mean it like that.” The tears are burning in your eyes and you have to get out of there before you start crying.

“y/n!” Neville calls out as you grab your bag to get the hell out of that room. You pick up your speed as you feel the first tear drip down your face.

“Y/n! Please!” He calls one more time. You freeze and turn around to see him running after you.

“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to make you upset.” He says, panting as he catches up with you. That makes you let out a mix between a sob and a laugh.

“You didn’t make me upset. No. I did. For thinking this could be a thing.” The tears were falling faster than you could wipe them away.

“What do you mean?” His voice is small, smaller than you’ve heard before.

“I don’t know. I just got my hopes up for a second that maybe you felt the same way about me.”

“Yo...You. Like. Me?” Every word punctuated.

“Would I be sitting here crying like this if I didn’t.” You take a deep breath and try to calm yourself down. “Don’t worry about it. It’s not your fault. You were just being kind like you always are.” A laugh slips out and it’s a genuine one. Realizing just how crazy it had been to think something would come of this.

You turn to walk away when you feel him grab your hand.

“Please tell me you're serious. Like you’re not just messing with me?” His voice is shaky, like earlier. You only shake your head to let him know you were, in fact, far from messing with him.

He lets out a deep breath and you see him visibly relax, he lets go of your arm.

“When I let that slip out earlier, you just froze. I thought I had read the whole situation so wrong and felt awful. Then you snapped at Harry and I just didn’t know what to think.” He starts to ramble.

“OKay now you have to be messing with me.” You interrupt him.

“Y/n/ I’ve liked you since I first saw you. I just never thought you would notice me.” You can tell he’s serious. “You started talking to me in club and I knew it was only a matter of time until you saw how utterly pathetic I was.” You decide to just go for and leave a soft kiss on his lips to stop that sentence. It was short and sweet but it made you both smile.

“Let me take you to hogsmeade this weekend to make up for all of this. For making you cry.” He says after a few seconds of you two just staring at each other. The only thing you trust yourself to do is nod and the smile you get in return could knock you off of your feet.

You feel so stupid. Somehow your friends were actually really excited for you and spent most of the day playing dress up with you. Settling on a too-low-cut for your liking sweater dress with some tights underneath. It was winter afterall. Your friends refuse to let you walk by yourself and the whole time you just feel the nervous butterflies in your stomach and you are starting to regret the whole thing. You’re just waiting for the moment when you wake up and realize this whole thing was going to be a cruel dream.

When you get to the door of the three broomsticks, you freeze. Your friend shooting you a concerned look.

“You can always turn back around.” Your best friend chimes.

“No. No. I want to, just..Do I look okay?” You can't keep the nervousness out of your voice.

They all just laugh and open the door as you walk into the warm crowded bar.

Neville is sitting with someone, talking. You catch his eyes and you see him freeze.

You shoot him a smile and the guy he was sitting with, who you vaguely think is Dean Thomas, nudges him on the shoulder before getting up to go sit with whoever he came with.

Your friends giggle behind you and go grab a table somewhere else.

“Hi.” You giggle at his still shocked expression.

“Hi.” He says back, standing up. You unbutton your coat and he asks you what you want to drink. Responding back with butterbeer, he smiles and you sit down. Looking for your friends, they all shoot you a double thumbs up and you laugh again.

He comes back with two tankards of butterbeer. He looks up at you and suddenly seems to trip over nothing. Spilling both of them onto the floor. You laugh before going over to him and offering a hand to help him up.

“I’m sorry but it’s very hard to focus when you’re dressed like that.” He exclaims and you blush. As he stands up, you give him a quick peck on the cheek.

“You’re two sweet.” He gives you a big dopey smile and you laugh, nudging him with your shoulder.

“I’ll grab the butterbeers this time.” He laughs and you go up to grab a replacement for the two glasses. When you look back at him, you notice him watching you.

You could definitely get used to this.

#neville longbottom #neville #syltherin reader #dialogue prompt #request #neville requested

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dragonleesupporter · 4 years

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The Loudest Firework

AN: I’m SO sorry for making this so late. This was supposed to be done before the new years. Life’s been really kicking my a- ANYWAY Hope yall enjoy!

A sequel to this one: Checking It Twice

Ships: Intrulogical

WARNING: Remus, tickling, touch starvation, cursing and abusive Deceit

The duke was pouting. Not because he was bored, or because he didn’t get his way… he was just confused. As the chaos entity within Thomas, he loved causing confusion, but experiencing it himself? Ugh. Pass.

Logan had given him a gift for Christmas, but when the following days had come around, he had done nothing for or with Remus, scrambling his thoughts in the process. Logan liked to keep things consistent, so why was he just back to normal now? Did he change his mind? Or was it actually him who gave him the present? Yet, Logan would be the only one with enough specified categorizing to give him something so delightfully his style. The duke’s mind started racing, even more than usual. Had he wrapped the present for himself after all and just not remembered it? But what about Logan’s face that morning?? How insane was he becoming???

It was now New Years, and Remus felt like he was truly losing it. He sat on the couch, scratching his chin as his eyes twitched.

“Why the figuratively long face, Remus?” A calm voice started the green side from behind as he spun around.

Logan.

The cause of his confusion.

Remus’s pout morphed into a snarl.

“What do you want?” He snapped, nose wrinkled.

“Answer my question first and there’s an increase in probability I’ll tell you.” The teacher grinned slightly.

That SAME SLY GRIN! The same one he wore Christmas Morning! Remus’s eyes widened.

“Oh, I don’t know Logan, why IS my face so long?” He grabbed the bottom of his jaw, stretching it out.

“I said figuratively…” Logan massaged his forehead. “No matter, I shall answer your question. I want to see you happy.”

Remus had to slap himself. “Excuse me, what???”

Logan blinked. “Did I stutter?”

“I-I… n-n-n-no???” Remus looked up at him with eyes of constant changing dilation. Logan had to resist chuckling at his utter dumbfounded expression.

“It’s not all that hard to understand.” He offered, recognizing the look of panic crossing the poor duke’s face.

“Yeah, I know WHAT it is, you enema! I’m trying to figure out the WHY!” His eyes flared red around the edges.

“Sit down, and I’ll tell you.” The blue side offered.

“Hmph.” Remus sat as the teacher instructed, and waited for his overly complicated, boring explanation that would most likely only raise more questions or cause the master of chaos to fall asleep.

But instead of walking in front of him to teach him something or criticize something, Logan squeezed his way between Remus and the couch. The duke was about to ask what the fuck Logan was doing, when his breath got caught in his throat. Fingers were digging into his screwed-up back with the most impressing precision. He couldn’t help the loud moan that came from him.

Logan twitched irritably, convinced Remus had made that noise as some sort of joke, but when he leaned to stare at his face, Remus’s expression told otherwise. Eyes rolled up toward the ceiling, jaw slack.

He had not felt the touch of any of the other sides for years… The only faint memories he had of such a warmth and comfort was when from the times he and Roman were one side many, MANY years ago. After the split, he had only himself and the other dark sides… Which, in some twisted way, made him thankful for the times Dee hit him, because even though it was a slap or a punch, it was touch… and it hurt so good…

But this?!

Logan wrapped his arms around Remus to stable him, convinced he’d fall over otherwise. The poor duke was shivering and whimpering, turning to goo at Logan’s touch.

“Am I overwhelming you?” He asked sincerely, starting to pull away.

Remus’s top half snapped as he twisted his chest, arms and head 180 degrees to face him and grab at him. “No!” His eyes glistened with more tears that would soon add to the multiple tear streaks already on his face. “Don’t!” His green eyes were bright with his pupils pin pricks of desperation.

There was that terrible expression again, except this time, it was worse. The tears active, the wide-open eyes and brows pressing harshly into the tops of his irises… but most of all, that sad frown accompanied by gritted teeth of grief.

“Please, don’t let go!” Remus’s eyes popped out of his skull in agony and fear, his voice sounding completely different now.

Logan couldn’t help but stare, shocked, at what he could only describe as Remus’s true self. Broken and desperate. No bravado or pride in his work… just a lonely side with a craving for touch that hadn’t been satisfied in years.

Logan wanted to wipe off that pathetic look on is face so badly as the duke blinked rapidly, more tears spilling as silence pierced him. Dee always used to give the duke the silent treatment, and if he didn’t respond with ‘yes’ and kept quiet… it usually meant… no.

Remus started sniffling, Logan’s shocked expression sinking in as he made the connection that he probably just ruined any chance he had at getting more of that touch. He gave in, letting Logan go and sobbing into his hands.

The teacher couldn’t stand it. The expression, the shivers and now that AWEFUL sound coming from the duke as he wept like a slapped child. He rushed forward, hugging him fully despite his body being twisted around.

Remus gasped and hugged him back tightly, face utterly drenched as he begged.

Touch… touch, it felt so good.

“More… more…” He choked out, whimpering, rubbing his head against Logan’s shoulder as relief flooded his senses, soaking Logan’s shirt in the process from a never-ending stream of tears.

The dark blue side had never taken into account just how cold Remus’s body was. The teacher breathed deeply, holding the duke tightly as he slowly rocked them in their hold, letting his warmth spread to Remus’s deprived, starving form.

GOD, it felt so good it almost burned!

He sighed again and again as the waves of warmth fed him and filled him up. Making his barren heart full once again since god knows how long! When Logan turned to look at him, the duke was drooling slightly, eyes wide- almost drunk from the warmth and touch. His eyes sparkled, and his face owned a tiny precious smile, all for Logan.

Was it selfish to want to keep that smile all to himself? To hold it in his memory away from the others forever? Logan didn’t care at this point, this emotion felt too precious and fragile to give away just yet as he stared at Remus’s melting posture.

“Are you happy now?” He asked, smile smug.

“Gaaaahhh…” Remus couldn’t even speak, but nodded light-headedly, his heart beating harder the longer he stared at Logan. Eventually, it proved to be all too much for the poor master of chaos as he passed out in Logan’s arms, his heartbeat nearly showing through his chest.

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“Jeez, where’s Logan and Remus? They’re gonna miss the countdown!” Roman searched through the house, looking for the teacher and his brother. He knew Logan wasn’t a big fan of jumping or shouting when it became a new year, saying something about it just being the inevitable passing of time, but his brother was also missing, which was strange. Remus wouldn’t dare miss out on an opportunity to be loud! So, where was he?!

“Looooogaaaan! Reeeemuuuus!” He called repeatedly throughout the mindscape, panicking as he realized New Years was now only 10 minutes away.

“Sh!” Logan poked his head out of his room and briefly hushed Roman before ducking back inside.

“Logan! What are y-“

“Sh!” Roman staggered back a few steps, surprised as Logan hushed a second time. He slowly walked into the logical sides room and had to rub his eyes a few times to process what lay before him.

Remus was sprawled out on Logan’s bed, every limb seeming to melt into the cushions. His expression contained a large genuine smile, and peacefully shut eyes as he breathed out little sighs of pure happiness.

“Which drug is he on?!” He whisper-screamed to Logan, who had to hold back a chuckle.

“None…” Logan smiled tenderly as Roman looked between his brother and the teacher. His eyes narrowed in realization.

That smile on Logan’s face… Remus’s relaxed posture… The look in the teacher’s eyes…

“You… and him? Logan, are you serious?” Roman whispered, eyes scanning Logan’s expression carefully, to make sure this wasn’t some sort of joke.

Logan just nodded his head. “How do you suppose we wake him up?” He murmured, gliding a hand along Remus’s arms which caused the green side to shiver in his sleep.

Roman opened and closed his mouth, sentence fragments almost spilling from his lips, but not quite, utter shock making him freeze in place as Logan’s hand wandered under Remus’s chin and a scratched a little.

The duke giggled, face turning slightly pink. Logan got an idea. Moving his hands and arms like snakes, he wiggled his fingers gently against the green sides neck.

The duke’s giggles got a little louder, his shoulder’s scrunching up to protect himself from the tickles.

“Care to join me, Roman?” The logical side looked at the prince, who was visibly excited, shaking in place.

“Oh god, it’s been years since I’ve gotten to do this…” His excited puppydog smile melted into a sly smirk. “I forgot about all the tickle fights we once got into… You know one place that drives him crazy?”

Logan raised an eyebrow, also smirking now. “Even more so than his usual crazy?”

Roman gently lowered his hands to Remus’s legs, nodding. He lifted one up and rolled up his pant leg. Logan did the same to the other side, watching with intrigue and copying every one of Roman’s movements on his side.

The red side suddenly dug his fingers into the back of Remus’s knee, causing the master of chaos to wake up screaming and cackling.

“AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STOHOHOHOHOHOHOP THAHAHAHAHAHAT!” Remus kicked his leg wildly as if it were electrocuted. “BROHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!” His maniac cackling sounded slightly different to Logan, still slightly sweeter and… cuter than his normal set of chaotic laughing.

Logan wanted to hear more of it, so, with a smirk, he dug his hand into the leg he was holding, copying Roman’s techniques.

“PAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! NOTYOUTOOSTAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!! PLEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHASE!!!! LOHOHOHOHOHOGYHYYHYHYHYHY!!!” Remus shrieked, wiggling, trying to get away from the maddening sensation, face fire-engine red with tears starting to leak down his face.

Logan stopped at that, not just because of the desperate pleas but…

“Wow, did he just call you a cute pet name? Pleadingly?” Roman teased, wiggling his eyebrows.

Logan rolled his eyes, but couldn’t blame Roman. “I think that’s enough… don’t you?”

“Awww, please? Just a little more?” Roman whined, dinging a single finger into a special spot in the center of the knee, making poor Remus scream.

“Roman, he’s crying. Stop.” Roman looked up in surprise at Logan’s low, protective voice.

Remus sat up, panting and still giggling, trying desperately to rub away the explosive tingles still behind his knees.

“Bro, it’s almost time for the countdown…” Roman chuckled and cooed teasingly.

“O-Okay…” He got up shakily and was immediately supported by Logan, who helped carry the giggly duke to the balcony where the others were waiting for the countdown to see the fireworks.

Remus whined at the touch Logan was giving him, and was slightly scared he was still dreaming… As he thought this, the teacher wrapped his arms around him yet again, sending shivers up his spine.

The others started chanting… “10! 9! 8! 7! 6!” Logan inched his face closer to the duke’s, eyes shining with galaxies in them with a small gentle smile. The green side’s mind froze.

No… he wouldn’t… would he?

“5! 4! 3! 2! 1!” The rest of the ‘Happy New Year’ chant was suddenly forgotten by the duke as he entered another world, Logan pressing his lips passionately to his own. His pupils shrunk to microscopic size before widening so much his eyes was nothing but pupil. He clung to him, pulling him closer to himself as he kissed back, eyes squeezed shut with tears of happiness leaking, face flushed an even deeper shade than his brother’s sash.

Logan pulled away, much to the dismay of the other, who could’ve sit there kissing him forever, but what came next only made his heart rate triple.

“I love you, Remus.” Logan’s eyes went from tender to panicked as Remus shook madly in place, sparks flying off of him as his pupils became invisible to the human eye, a noise close to something like a kettle whistle coming from him.

“Oh shit, what did you do?!” Roman turned to look at the teacher, eyes flashing in worry.

“I-I…” The dark blue side stuttered, not being able to form a sentence in his panic, thinking he broke the master of chaos.

Remus lifted one foot and stamped the ground hard, sending his glowing form shooting high into the air, until he was nothing but a spec in the sky, he suddenly burst into a giant green firework in the shape of a heart. Logan looked around in the sky desperately just to find that the duke was lying on the ground, giggling with a hand pressed to his mouth.

“ Heeheeheehee… I-I love you too, Logy…”

@bexxbeauty @cefsticklestoo @thestarswelcomemewithopenarms

@did-he-just-hiss-at-me @all-my-fandoms-are-killing-me @ollyollyoxinfree

@cooliofooliosanders

#tickling #angst #touchstarvation #sanderssides #remus #intrological

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ellinights · 4 years

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lemme switch it up

NCT 127 as your babysitters

oh yeah today we’re doing nct 127. who’s excited? mE! ok stop lee stop

yes, today i’ll be writing about the boys of nct 127 and watch me roast these boys while doing this aha.

Taeil

oh mr moon

i would say he’s gonna be the uncle babysitter but he tries his best fr

he tries to take care of the kids but...

it didn’t go so well

he always panics midway when the kids are doing something “stupid” (stupid, according to taeil)

cause he’s o l d and doesn’t have the energy to go and stop then sjjsjs

so he tries to stop them like this, “g-guys no no no don’t climb up there”

he’s panicky and all so his voice would be almost inaudible so, the kids couldn’t hear

proceeds to ruin the whole house and he doesn’t know what to do.

i just feel he ain’t a babysitter who can be stern to kids sjjsjsjsj

oh also i feel he’ll make himself look stupid with his dance moves to make himself look “cool” in front of the kids

would give them his life advices and then it’s too deep probably the kids wouldn’t understand a single thing

oh, also probably might think the plants are veggies and proceeds to feed them to the kids.

and the parents comes back and see the mess their child has done

and taeil just looking at the parents, trying to put off a contended smile

the parents just sighed and pat taeil’s shoulder at least he tried his best

Taeyong

the only capable babysitter out of nct sorry to spill it out peeps

he’s just naturally good with kids that’s all

since he has this caring nature around him, he’ll do well in taking care the kids

would cook the best kids culinary dish for the little kiddos

even feeds them for god’s sake.

oh, and also, plays with them after eating, or join the kids as they do colouring, reads for them storybooks. cute :”)

the kids might mistaken him as jack frost cause they look similar oof

also he’s a great great great listener. would listen and look at the kid in the eye as he listens to them

also good at taming bratty kids

there’s something magical about how the way he speaks, that makes the kids obedient towards him

during nap time, tucks them to bed nicely :”) and on those fairy light [this is so cute i can’t]

oh he’ll do the extra mile and clean the whole house while the kids are asleep, cause we all know taeyong is a clean freak

the parents of the kids, coming back home with a clean house,

would 100% call him again for the service and his face cause have yall seen taeyong’s visuals??

Johnny

oh johnny seo

he’ll act more of like the brother instead of a babysitter

90% he’ll play with the kids, and 10% he’ll do something else with the kids

probably suggests the idea of playing tag around the house or hide and seek

and then crashes the whole house cause we all know johnny is a wild child

also would encourage the kids to do pranks on the neighbour like— johnny you are a bad influence D:<

johnny and the kids maybe had too much fun that he forgot to give them lunch HAHA

plays toys with them, do these weird sound effects with the toys jsjsjjs

teases the poor kiddos a lot, i’m 99.9% sure he’ll make them cry

and when they cry, he’s gonna turn into this soft big bear awwwww

tries to make them happy again and apologise, doing funny faces or jokes to make the kiddos smile :”)))))

nap time is the kids’ favourite time. cause how doesn’t wanna sleep on a human bear like johnny?

parents will come back to either an absolute mess or a soothing environment at home

or the neighbours complaining to them about johnny and the kids doing pranks on them

Yuta

mr nakamoto huh

it’s hard for me to picture him

the first thing that comes into my mind is he’ll teach the kids his own native language

or tell them interesting facts about japan

i think he’ll also be a very stern babysitter

if the kids are misbehaving, he’ll give this one stare

the kids will get scared and probably not do it again

he’s also like johnny, plays tag with the kids too

but he’ll more subtle and gentle pfffff

nap times will be his favourite cause as scary as it sounds, he loves to watch kids fall asleep

in my opinion, i think he’ll feel it’s the cutest thing to see them snoozed out after play time

his eyes are so beautiful like i can’t even— he’ll stare fondly at the children with those eyes

AWWWWW CUTE

parents would always come back seeing yuta caressing the kids to sleep :”)

the parents would silently cry at the cuteness right in front of them

Doyoung

this bunny

would throw a tantrum to the kids 24/7

especially when the kids disobey his words ( like always pfff )

yeah. that’s basically it.

jkjk

the atmosphere in the house is like a war zone

a war between the kids and doyoung

he would be chasing them to eat or asking them to take a nap cause the kids don’t wanna listen apparently (brats lol)

the neighbours might feel a little concerned why that little peaceful house is as if on fire

once he finally caught the kids in his arms (finally god i’ve been waiting doyoung) he’ll give them a good lecture, for the 378273737th time

the kids eventually would feel tired and then dozed off, that’s where he felt victory was in his hands

parents would come home seeing doyoung pass out on the floor cause he tired ™

once doyoung is awake, he’ll complain non stop about how the kids are so naughty to the parents which always make the couple laugh

jaehyun

oh my mr jung jaehyun damn

he’ll be the best babysitter, after taeyong for me

such a sweetheart, a heartthrob

i bet the kids would have a crush on him for being so handsome oof

like taeyong, he’ll cook a 5 star kids cuisine for them

but instead of playing toys with them, he’ll do something much more relaxing with the kids

like taeyong maybe some colouring, or watch kids shows with them, tell them stories and reenact it to them

o h. or maybe have a mini ball in the living room where the kids pretend that they’re royals

and jaehyun would dance with them with slow classical music like a prince

o h m y g o d my h e a r t.... this ain’t good for me :”)

oh nap time, he’ll be patting them to sleep. tucking them into their beds, sing a song while watching them sleep

when the parents come home, trust me the parents couldn’t help to notice how handsome jaehyun is oof— totally forgot about their own kids and focus on jaehyun

maybe they’ll ask him to stay and talk with him just to admire his face HAHHAHAH

Winwin

yes he’s still in nct in general don’t forget about him

for some people, they’ll think he’s someone who’s clueless

but i feel he’ll be a babysitter who tries to fulfill any needs of the kids

they ask him to make ice cream, he’ll do it, if the kids wants him to act while he tells stories, HE WOULD FUCKING DO IT no matter how stupid it is

i see him as the babysitter who doesn’t really cook from scratch

he mostly just use ready-to-eat foods to feed the kids, like those dino nuggets. oh yeah

sometimes i feel he’s more like a baby than the actual kids

maybe the kids have to take care of him instead jsjsjjs

oh i also picture him piggyback the kids very often!

nap time, i cant picture how he’ll do it. he’s definitely not someone who watches the kids to sleep

i think once he tucked the kids in he’ll go out from the room just to give them privacy

i think he also wants his own time after a hard day of taking care of the kids so he’ll rest in the hall

parents would could back home seeing winwin on his phone in the living room

and the parents will start doubting if he actually took care of their children

but soon they were assured when they see their kids tucked nicely in bed

Jungwoo

snoopy boi or aka seungwoo’s son imo kssksj

such a softie™

he’ll be the baby and the kids are the babysitters

lolol jkjk

i see him as a mischievous babysitter that’s all i wanna say

i think he’ll focus more on playing with the kids

he would do the extend and buy them costumes and dress them up to do a fashion show jsjsjsjs

or they’ll play pretend and they’ll be in their own story making up the storylines as they go

watch jungwoo be sassy and all while he’s into his character

or do their makeup and nails icb—

also, he would purposely act cute to the kids so they’ll listen to him i—

such a sneaky little snoopy

or would play board games and cheat so he could win

this cute devil

oh and nap time, he won’t do it like how the members do, he’ll tuck them to bed, and then proceeds to tell a ghost story

so they kids would be afraid to sleep sjjsjsjsj

or scare them while they’re about to sleep

the parents would come home seeing their kids running while crying to them because they’re too scared of the story jungwoo told pfff—

and jungwoo at the corner, shrugging while snickering

Mark

aha this awkward lil bean

he’ll be awkward 24/7

not knowing what to do or how to take care of the kids

how did he even get the job tho

he’ll just probably freeze all the time, watching the kids do stuffs as he don’t know if he should join or what

but sooner or later he starts to mix in

of course sits awkward at first, but he slowly brings up small talks and then from there he starts talking the the kids

i don’t see him as someone who’ll give the kids physical affection, maybe just a pat on the head or on the back that’s it

i think he spends more time just talking to the kids, not much physical interaction

but i would feel he’s a great listener when the kids start talking about absolute anything

i feel mark is a genuine listener, he’s always on all ears when it comes to people telling him their days

we all know he can’t cook sjjsjsjsj so maybe he’ll prepare ready-to-eat food as well like winwin

nap time, he isn’t intimate as the other members but i somehow imagined he’ll fist bump the kids and say “have a good sleep kiddos” before walking out of room

parents would come home seeing an awkward mark again, standing in a corner as he’s too scared to sit on guest’s couches sjjsjs

Haechan

this little devil

he’s gonna tease the kids 24/7

pick fights with the kids as well

absolutely the brattiest babysitter ever

would force the kids to do stuffs for him sjjsjs

like take water for him, etc

but he’s sensible enough to know he should treat kids that way

or is he?

anyways, he’s a kid himself so he’ll play along with the kids with their toys

and maybe steal some of them cause he likes the toys

would accidentally break the toys too cause he’s too excited to play with it lol

and then the kids cry, and he’ll cry too cause his new favourite toy got broken

what a cute baby heh

he knows how to cook but isn’t as good as taeyong or jaehyun so he’ll cook something simple for the kids to eat

nap time, he and the kids will play tickle fights until they’re exhausted and then finally decided to sleep lol

when the kids are asleep i can imagine him saying goodbye and the stick out his tongue playfully before leaving the room

or sometimes there isn’t a nap time cause haechan will tickle them to death and the kids get hyper again

the parents would come home seeing haechan playing the kids’ toys or haechan and the kids having their tickle fights

OR them playing toys

end of story sjjsjsjs

okay.

that’s longer than i planned it to be oops

the C in NCT stands for crackheads btw.

wbk.

anyways i hope you guys enjoyed this nct 127 one. i’ve been wanting to make these cause i thought it would really funny. requests are open guys so if you guys wanna request go ahead but don’t forget to read my pinned post to see the lists of groups i write for

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jxckspxcer · 4 years

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GET TO KNOW THE BLOGGER.

Can be used to get to know a bit about the person behind the screen!

TAGGED BY: @skulldxddy AYYYEEEE TAGGING: @pcrticlvcid, @flos-timore, @ofspoons, @chainsxwsmile, @builtperil, uhhH YALL

1. FIRST NAME: Adrian

2. STRANGE FACT ABOUT YOURSELF: I collect hats. I own 54 hats. I wear like 4 of those.

3. TOP THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE ON A PERSON: This HARD. On one hand bein ace doesn’t mean I can’t think people are attractive, on the other I experience all things in extremes so most people are really boring to look at to the point I never remember any details about their appearance (”like my hair cut?” “you.... you got a hair cut?”), or they’re very very noteworthy and I can no longer function in their presence (cause i wanna stare at them but thattts weird).

But lemme tell ya, I compliment people regularly, so here’s 3 things I notice and point out about people: Cool Hair, Unique Aesthetic (fashion, be it a singular accessory or every goth/gnc i ever meet--), Height (tols impress).

4. A FOOD YOU COULD EAT FOREVER AND NOT GET BORED OF: Sushi probably.

5. A FOOD YOU HATE: Mushrooms. Neurhg,,,

6. GUILTY PLEASURE: the devils lettuce................ And idk K-D.rama?

7. WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN: Depends on the temperature. COLD: Leggings, pajama pants, sweater, beanie. HOT: shorts tanktop.

8. SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS OR FLINGS: uHGHUHGH,,, every relationship I’ve ever had was short and terrible. let’s go with fliiings! thats what I need in my life. a commitment free cuddle buddy.

9. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN THE PAST AND CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU AND WHAT WOULD IT BE: You know there’s a lot of shit in my past that can’t be stopped, but RECENT PAST? WHY DID I SPEND ALL MY SCHOLARSHIP MONEY LIKE I DID. I COULDA MADE HELLA SAVINGS!! I WAS GETTING 5K A SEMESTER!! AND I SPENT IT! ON! FOOD AND SHIT! i had a job at the same time, my parents were still working, I do not see why I was spending any of that semester money man I smh I oughta kick my past selves a ss....

10. ARE YOU AN AFFECTIONATE PERSON: I yearn to be. I’m incredibly repressed and insecure currently, and I’m not sure if that’s going to change when I’m less depressed or if I’m gonna have to rebuild that skill. But I used to be the kind of person to hold hands with my best friend, snuggle during sleepovers, give hugs and kisses, sit close and link arms, generally just be super cuddly-- It’s how I like to be, but I think at some point I just started to assume people didn’t like it so I stopped. SUCKs Butt.

11. A MOVIE YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN: I watched mimzy over and over again as a kid, but nowadays, none, no, I can’t, I don’t have that aTTENTION SPAN---

12. FAVORITE BOOK: UHhhhhhhhhhhhh,,,,,,,, i have not read a book in a while, my old favorite book might not be as good as I remember.

13. YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP ANY ANIMAL AS A PET, WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE: Raccoon.

14. TOP FIVE FICTIONAL SHIPS [IF YOU ARE AN RP BLOG, YOU CAN USE YOUR OWN SHIPS AS WELL]: Lets go nonxs based on my recent media consumption--- Chel.lDOS (redemption tailoring), Zifeng/Yanuo, Kirk/Spock, HarleyQ/KickinAss, UhHhh, okay and ClayJack my ultimate Jack ship I will crave for infinity...

15. PIE OR CAKE: Cake. Cheesecake specifically, but CAKE. Pie only has so many flavors I’ll actually eat.

16. FAVORITE SCENT: OOHhh GoDdd... I’m doing aromatherapy right now (another strange fact), so there’s a lot of good scents in my life... I really like sweets? Like I have a cotton candy body mist, and I like my smores candles.

17. CELEBRITY CRUSH: UHhhh....... UHHHHHH????? That feeling when you are so far out of the cult of celebrity.... Like I know some, mostly ones from Marvel, but I wouldn’t call em crushes. Can I say Whoopi Goldberg in the Sister Act? She was really pretty in that movie (so was the red haired nun). And I really liked those movies as a kid.

18. IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO: The easy one to say would be Japan.... but to visit some of my online friends would be even better! Honestly, I find just going grocery shopping with my friend to be an adventure, I am sure visiting any of my friends in their hometowns, be they cities or small towns, I would find every day exciting. I have deep puppy energies.

19. INTROVERT OR EXTROVERT: Introvert. I get so tired, my friend has told me to take a nap mid-party before. But like, as you hear, I love parties. I super love socializing, but oof I do get drained. If I could sit with people, no-energy, no-obligation, free to chat or chill, that’d be the dream. And I have a lot of those with my best friend, except with the minor energy obligation of transportation and sometimes other people....

20. DO YOU SCARE EASILY: Incredibly. I’m a huge baby, incredibly squeamish, easily startled, easily paranoid. I’m scared of the dark still, I don’t watch horror movies unless the monster is sexy.

21. IPHONE OR ANDROID: fuck em both, i still have iphone

22. DO YOU PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES: I’m primarily a simulator/rpg/sandbox kind of gamer. Animal Crossing, Minecraft, WoW, Starbound, Sims 4... Yeah. I can’t even play Mario or Left 4 Dead very well but like I like them?? Game with meee, I don’t do that much, it would be fun tho,,,

23. DREAM JOB: If I’m god damn honest I hate the idea of a job deep down in my soul. Call it bein’ lazy but man I want my life to involve somethin more than making money to survive, that’s all I’ve ever done and I’d like to stop. But being able to help others, being a resource, brightening peoples day, being involved in something that enriches the world somehow. These kind of things make a good fit for work, and if it pays good, and I can build a routine around a solid schedule, then I guess I could live with whatever.

24. WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS: Do the math for how much I need to survive for the rest of my life, bare minimum style, then cushion that a little. Buy myself and my friends some nice things. Start giving money to strangers. Funnel it into important things that need to get paid for. Quit my job, travel, get extensive therapy, join fucking causes I wish I had the physical & mental resources for now, finally be able to put my passion into things again. Lmao money can’t buy happiness my a s s.

25. FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU HATE: hmmmmmmm........ hate it such a strong word. I just keep thinking of characters I LOVE to hate or like characters who are obviously hateable (intolerable villains). But I wanna pick one I genuinely dislike, deep down, for reasons.

Lum.py from HTF,,, I just don’t like his design next to the rest. I mean I haven’t watched HTF in literal years but he came to mind.

26. FANDOM THAT YOU WERE ONCE A PART OF BUT AREN’T ANY LONGER: The Walking Dead / Game. Zombies just don’t really ??? click with me unless they have a gimmick now.

#games.#munagement.#munday.#[I SPENT ALL DAY ON THIS INSTEAD *CLAPS* ill do that reply tomorrow i g uess]

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sept-dix · 6 years

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college au! park jihoon

summary: college au! park jihoon, you have the biggest crush on him and you don’t know how to deal with it a/n: requested; tell me what you think!!

you meet jihoon during orientation week in your new university

your school splits all freshmen students into their orientation groups based off the faculty they’re from & you guys spend one whole week bonding over all sorts of games and activities and camps and seminars and all that fun stuff

you do make some new friends but each group has like 30 people so you don’t even bother trying to remember everyone’s names and faces right away

which is why you are completely unaware that there is a walking male god among you guys who goes by the name of jihoon

on the second day, after a few hours of everyone playing water games and messing around with all the props and creating an absolute mess, you are tasked with the duty of washing out and refilling one of the big buckets you guys had used

your friends offer to help you but you’re like nah i got this

but once you’re at the tap you’re like wtf? i need to use two hands to handle the bucket but i need a third hand to hold down the tap? you’re a mess

and just as you’re struggling suddenly there’s an arm extending over you to the tap to hold it down for you

and you follow the hand to see that it leads to a boy who is extremely good looking

“no worries i got you”

and he just stands there holding the tap for you and watching you hastily rinse out the bucket and refill it

and you’re super flustered but touched because this boy is super super SUPER good looking and you have no idea how you didn’t notice him before but also he’s being super nice

as if holding down the tap for you wasn’t enough he even offers to carry the heavy bucket back

and you’re already halfway in love by the time you’re back with your group lmao

so you spend the rest of orientation admiring him from afar because you’re too shy to go and actually talk to him but also

you’ve never seen a face as perfect as his??? his eyes are literally angelic and his nose is so high and perfectly shaped and his skin is glowing and you’re just ksjsddsf

anyways orientation week ends like that and actual uni life starts

tbh you’d expected this but barely a month into uni and jihoon is already so popular like everyone knows park jihoon from the business school who has a face carved by the gods themselves and a personality to match

now and then when you bump into him around campus he always smiles at you in way of saying hi because he remembers you from orientation and it’s such a small thing but everytime he does it you’re a mess for a solid 10 mins afterwards

one day you’re having lunch in the garden cafeteria with your roommate doyeon when she catches you making heart eyes at jihoon who’s sitting a couple of tables away from you two

“oh my god, dude. jihoon???”

and you try to feign innocence and you’re all like “what do you mean”

because it’s kinda embarrassing to admit you have a crush on The Jihoon because like?? so does everyone else

but doyeon sees right through you and she knows exactly how to get you to admit to it

“seems like you don’t know but i know jihoon. he’s in my dance club yknow just saying”

“WHAT”

“yeah, i was going to introduce you if you were interested but since you say you’re not... oh well”

“i mean i’m not not interested! even if i’m not interested there’s no harm in making new friends and even if i’m interested- wait i’m not but-”

doyeon just smirks at the spluttering mess you are

over the next few days, doyeon keeps coming up with new ways in which you could ‘accidentally’ meet jihoon (bc you’re too embarrassed to let her just introduce you to him like that) but you reject them all

until one day she barges into your room and slams a piece of paper onto the table in front of you

“this is it. this is the only way”

the paper has an advertisement for a creative discussion club and you’re like WHAT what does this even mean???

“idk but jihoon’s gonna be there and so are you”

so flash forward to wednesday a week later and you find yourself in this seminar room

there are about a dozen others already there and among them is jihoon

you take a seat at his opposite side of the room bc u sneaky

so basically this club is just for people to like talk about current issues or long ongoing problems like poverty or racism

it’s just a safe place to share opinions and spread awareness and stuff like that and of course jihoon is perfect enough to be interested in these kind of things

initially you start out as a pretty silent member, just watching the others talk and admiring jihoon

surprisingly so is jihoon, he mostly just listens to what the others have to say and pipes in an opinion now and then

but as time passes you find yourself naturally speaking up and getting actively engaged in the discussions

as the topics turn to issues that you genuinely feel for, or when someone expresses a thought that you just can’t agree with because it seems to come from a place of ignorance, you start forgetting your initial purpose in joining the club and start genuinely enjoying the meetings

this is also when jihoon starts to notice you

little do you know that everytime you speak up during discussions and passionately argue your stance during discussions, jihoon is watching you from the other side of the room thinking

damn that’s impressive

he also thinks you’re really cute but you don’t find that out until one day when doyeon barges into your room once again

“omgomgomgomgomg”

“doyeon? what is it?”

“y/n. i am so proud of you”

“... what did i do”

“ok so we were just taking a short break during dance today when i saw jihoon and woojin whispering to each other? and they kept kinda glancing over at me so i went and asked them what’s up and oh my god. i am so happy for you because jihoon wants your number”

“im sorry WHAT”

apparently he had seen doyeon hanging with you around school and since according to him, you never acknowledged his existence except for the occasional smile and wave, he was wondering if doyeon could help him out here

bless doyeon

so the numbers get exchanged

and before long jihoon asks if you wanna go out for ice cream together

and one ice cream date turns into two and???

jihoon is amazing??? if you hadn’t already known you wouldn’t have guessed that this was a guy who was super popular and had like the whole school wishing they were his friend bc he’s so sweet

and funny

you guys have the same sense of humour and at least once during every date there’s a point where you guys are laughing til you’re crying

that’s not to say that sense of humour is normal though like there was this one time you two went on a double date with doyeon and a guy called seongwoo

and you guys are all super stuffed bc the food is really good like you’re filled with food and on the verge of death but after your main course ends like you can’t even move but seongwoo goes “hey what do you guys want for dessert?”

and jihoon just looks at you like you’re the camera and he’s the guy from the office and with a completely straight face says “the waffles with a double scoop of rocky road”

for some reason the situation cracks the two of you tf up and you guys are there laughing like actual seals while doyeon & seongwoo are just looking on like. omg wtf

(in case you’re curious doyeon & seongwoo never become an actual thing bc they’re too good of a combo as just friends)

one day you’re walking back to the dorms with jihoon after a creative discussion club meeting and you decide to stop by this streetside food stall to buy some chicken skewers bc yall are starving

the old lady behind the stall gives you guys one extra stick for free because “aww you two are such a cute couple i remember back when i used to roam around with my boyfriend” and she coos at you two

cue intense blushing from both of you which excites the old lady even more

but as you two are walking back after that jihoon turns to you and asks “so? what do you think?”

“yeah wow these skewers are really goo-”

“no not about that,, as in what do you think about me being your boyfriend?”

cue even more intense blushing

that’s how you two become official

tbh after that you two become one of The Campus Couples bc you two are really cute tgt

after a while you confess to him that you actually already used to like him since all the way back in orientation and that’s why you even joined the club

and he’s like “dammit why didn’t you tell me earlier we could have been a thing since day one” lmao

(doyeon takes all the credits for making your relationship happen btw)

#park jihoon #park jihoon scenarios #wanna one #wanna one scenarios #produce 101 #produce 101 scenarios #i hope no one realises that i'm too lazy to ever give these things a title lmao

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