#Gabriel is literally a demon

[woundlingus]

I need Sam Winchester ten inches deep in Gabriel sucking on his throat and making that guy whimper and moan because it’s so good and Sam gets a little power high from having an archangel fall apart under him and his eyes shimmer yellow with a long dormant power, or maybe it’s just a trick of the light dancing off the hazel of his eyes, and the last horrifying thought racing through Gabriel’s head before Sam makes him cum is Asmodeus

#they were fucking cowards for robbing us of Sam with yellow eyes #’oh god just fixed him post setting Lucifer free :)’ #shut the fuck up he’s literally demonic and you can pry that from my cold dead hands #it’s woven in his DNA yoh cannot purge him of it without taking parts that make up the fundamentals of who he is #let him keep the creepy yellow eyes #so he can fuck Gabriel with them amen <3 #spn #gabriel spn #supernatural #sam winchester #sabriel #boyking!sam #🔥 #whump

[coccinelle-et-chaton]

what if the part that is ineffable about the Ineffable Plan is that God was messing with the angels and demons all this time and the real answer to the quiz was 'stop fighting and smooch each other'.

#i mean that sounds like a thing she would do #and it's ineffable because both angels and demons are so fucking thick in the head that they'd NEVER think of that #and it literally takes god's two silliest gooses for everyone to realize #like gabriel and beelzebub wouldn't end up together if it weren't for crowley and aziraphale #i'm crying what if this is the ineffable part. god really bet all her chips on the two most incompetent metaphysical creatures. afjkgladfgj #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens theory #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #good omens predictions

[lost-tardis-room]

episode five ends with crowley going up the elevator to heaven so he can figure out how to save aziraphale

episode six ends with aziraphale going up the elevator to heaven so that he can figure out how to protect crowley

screaming sobbing they love each other so much

#this makes sense i promise #crowley needs to know about gabriel so he can come back and prevent war with hell #and also literally fight demons off the bookshop #so that he can go back to living in peace with aziraphale #aziraphale goes to heavan and you bet he's going to find out how crowley fell so that he can protect him from both heaven and hell #and he can go back to livong in peace iwth crowley #THEY EVEN STAND ON THE SAME SIDE OF THE ELEVATOR #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #good omens 2 #good omens

[bahoreal]

just everything about the love stories of maggie and nina and crowley and aziraphale being different but the same, crowley being in love for forever and wanting to be with aziraphale more than anything bc his heaven related cynicism lets him want things for himself but aziraphale still believing heaven can change things and feeling like he needs to have a purpose (he never stopped being an angel he still needs that purpose!) and believing heaven is the way... im just biting the walls i cant stop thinking about the kiss and aziraphale touching his lips after, like crowley introduced him to the delights of food and liquor and crowley introduced him to this too and it felt awful and it felt amazing and he liked it and he wanted to like it but he just wants crowley to want what he wants and try and work with heaven and without that he cant indulge, he cant want crowley back, its just the wrong time and the right being, like we're meant to expect that crowley will still be there waiting for him ("i hope she'll be there when im ready but there isnt any guarantee" "there is") but crowley spent all his time following aziraphale around, crowley is living like all he wants is aziraphale, and aziraphale isnt on the same page, and aziraphale is going to get whisked away and distracted and the crowley he finds again when he comes back wont be the crowley that he left

#good omens #good omens spoilers #crowley is just. so in love #i genuinely. i love this angst im rolling around in it ive been WANTING a sad ending #crowley looking at gabriel and beelzebub and going.. that could be us.. when theyre barely mirrored in gab/bee despite them being literally #an angel and a demon. they both want the same thing and they discovered they liked each other when they started to talk and like #that wasnt him and aziraphale. him and aziraphale want different things. theyll never get that love story bc they want different things #but maggie and nina. theyre reflected in that love story. the love story that cant be a love story bc the other commitment #(for nina her ex - for aziraphale heaven) requires time effort and attention and requires them healing a little bit #aziraphale is so out of touch wih himself he knows what he Should want and that's what hes chased but the things he actually wants #crowley introduced him to so many of those...... #i just HHHHHHHH #THIS WAS SO WELL WRITTEN I LOVE A GORGEOUS THEMATIC NARRATIVE #.jtxt

[samsno1]

just saw someome saying, yet again, "dean loved sam much more than sam loved dean" and i think 10 years of my life time were taken away

#yes sam hates dean the one who he tried everything in his power to save from the mark #yes sam hates dean the one that when sam thought dean was dead for six months thought about nothing but revenge against gabriel #yes sam hates dean the one who was willing to die if it meant dean would never ever have to worry about demons ever again #yes sam hates dean the one who sam was so incredibly hurt by when he notices he trusted a vampire more than his brother #yes sam hates dean who spent months trying to figure out how to save him from being a demon #literally making hell stop answering to his summons so that he would stop killing the demons to find crowley #i could go on #you guys are so fucking annoying #in s9 when sam said he wouldnt do the same for dean he meant take away his free will from choosing death or not #this fandom is horrible at understanding complex characters #supernatural #sam winchester #dean winchester #polly's stuff #spn

[calronhunt]

Woe, Human hellborns (the Bellhorns) be upon ye

#at least when they're humans Gabriel was like. 16 when raphael was born #so it's kinda understandable why he was awful to Raphael. #unlike when they're demons where Gabriel was literally like. 80 in demon years or some shit #they all have problems #Raphael is like 25 here btw

[crazy-maracuya]

Im gonna do whats called an Euripides move

#spin the tale around for so many stories of the bible and yet still follow the plot just to mess with people's heads: #On blast rn (most of these are tragedies): #A tragic love story betweeen Absalom and Mephiboshet #Another tragedy of Neptolemous becoming sympathetic and regretful of the things he has done in war only to get killed by his actions #The tiny story of Abbadon and Azrael witnessing the beginnings o the heavenly war and the end of time in the rapture. #Another short story of Satan forgetting his angelic name (symbolism) and trying to find Michael to help him remember. #Another short story of Gabriel falling in love with Michael and asking Miriam for help about human feelings. #Testament of Solomon rewrite where he keeps talking with the demons about their pasts and just shenanigangs #Uriel's adventures in deep space and the many extraterrestrial beings that appear. (I literally want to get a biology degree for this) #Mary Magdalene. Virgin Mary and John's lives after the death of Jesus. #The women in ministry in the early church. #Cain and Abel's story from the point of view of the older sister and Cain's wife. #Deborah's story #Job's journey through so much more becuase I love this man he is so cool. #Paul's life story and his corresponding love with Jesus. #A divine comedy inspired story but with essence of all the abrahamic religions being combined witouth answering which one is actually real #(not just the three main ones but like also as many others as I can place of the abrahamic tree) #and ummmmmmmmmm..... wait theres too muvh ill run out of tag spaceeeee

[littlebigplanet]

i can't in good faith recommend supernatural to anyone but there truly is nothing else like it

#desperately need to rewatch at least s1-8 they were the best ones #sighs. sam winchester you will always be famous #just. insane show. they lived they died dozens of times over they caused the apocalypse multiple times. they had personal beef with god #sam was king of hell. dean was a demon for like half a season. they killed lucifer like three times and also raised his son #cas absorbed like millions of souls in purgatory and declared himself the new god. and then he died because he also absorbed the leviathans #gabriels tv land. dean literally killing death himself. every angel falling from heaven and getting their wings ripped off. i could go on #truly no one else was doing it like them #and they still managed to kill like a vampire nest or something like once a week #spn #🫀

[harapeveco]

Sometimes I’m mad about the fact knk is not magical realism Eve should have made it magical realism >:(

#the only literally genre I will never move on from and I think it’s because I grew up with it #like bro how do you expect me to grow up reading Gabriel García Márquez and not be obsessed with the genre #I hated encanto but damn did they nail bits of it #and it sucks bc the eve MVs actually follow a few aspects of it but the manga is just #typical only a few people can see the demons 😭😭😭 #ngl I feel knk is just a tame version of what the world of eve could be sadge #anyway that’s my monthly knk hate #oks wait maybe I should write my own magical realism knk

[tsukana]

SPOILER WARNING FOR THE END OF GOOD OMENS SEASON 2

god okay so. trying to be more coherent with my thoughts now and attempting to recover from that actual punch to the face of a season ending.

my IMMEDIATE thought on that Last Scene happening was truly that episode 1 definitely foreshadowed this. the callback of that entire scene to the initial fight halfway through ep1 over Aziraphale prioritizing wanting to help amnesiac Gabriel while Crowley wants to focus on protecting themselves and Aziraphale??? but on a much grander scale.

Also like. through that last scene we all definitely immediately had the overcast foreboding vibes. and boy it fucking HURT. my entire heart was breaking through that entire scene because we as viewers knew that crowley was literally about to finally get the truth of their feelings out to aziraphale and the angel drops THIS.

god and really we shouldve guessed from the start that something was gonna happen this season with aziraphale’s mindset focus on things returning to how they were huh. what with all of the flashbacks (now, in hindsight) being actually told from an aziraphale-narration-over, and us starting out with that fucking angel-crowley era flashback. god. this season was so good and it broke my heart so good.

#tsu talks #im still thinking so much about it. like. aziraphale being a stubborn idiot #crowley also being a stubborn stubborn demon but then the helping nina and #maggie thru the season get together?? and also LITERALLY seeing gabriel and beelzebub as proof of what they could be #seeing gabriel and beelzebub literally as same thing different font type beat. god my heart hurts for crowley so fucking bad #go2 spoilers #good omens #go2 #good omens spoilers

[woundlingus]

It’s ‘cause I be postin about that damn demon all the time huh not my fault he’s finger lickin good

#was literally juuuuuuust thinking about him too #thinking about him and Gabriel screwing back in his deep cover Loki days #I mean you’re the god of the good times and you’re not gonna bang the demon of good times? huh? #im foul. anyway. finger lickin good. #Asmodeus spn

[comikadraws]

Please somebody tell me I'm not the only person who thinks that-

...they really are a gamer kid, huh?

#owl house #the collector #pokemon #beast ball #pokeball #gamer kid #enzo gabriel #king's tide #random owl house thoughts part 3 ig #that kid is literally trapped in a pokeball #and its a beast ball #that is used to trap pokemon from another dimension #pokemon originated in the demon realm confirmed #i'm sorry #this is a joke #i just thought they looked similar

[ultra-danielle-impala]

I think Eric Kripke has some daddy issues

#I mean that was my take away from supernatural and the boys #supernatural #the boys #spn #seriously why does every character have daddy issues 💀 #bunch of daddy issues and brother bonds #sam winchester #dean winchester #castiel #gabriel #literally all the angels and demons #billy butcher #starlight #annie january #frenchie #hughie campbell #homelander #soldier boy

[slashingdisneypasta]

Principal Kingston is sitting at one of the long tables, flipping through a copy of Sports Illustrated. He looks up as the doors close behind me.

"Our little roach girl! Come in, come in. Mr Gabriel's finishing up in the back. Have a seat!" He indicates the chair across from him.

I sit and look at him warily.

"I have to say, I was surprised when Mr. Gabriel told me about your offer," he says, leaning forward over his magazine. "But I think it's fantastic that you're able to see the big picture here. Thinking outside the box and all that. And even if your reasons are a little misguided, I am happy to be doing business with you. People so rarely consider alliances with their enemies to reach the greater goal these days. It's a shame, really." He shakes his head, apparently at the shame of it all. "So! How are your classes going?"

- Evil Librarian, Michelle Knudsen

#admittedly kingston was always my favourote demon in these books XDD #he aint there for long but i thought he was so fun XD #that whole scene where he and gabriel are talking only slightlyyyy threatening at each other #and he's holding onto cynthias hand so she cant get away #and she's literally got her foot on his thigh #trynna yank her hand away from him #was great XDDD #also? a strong principal wearing cargo pants? damn if thats jot my type 😅😅 #Principal Kingston #Principal George Kingston #Evil Librarian #Michelle Knudsen #Evil Librarian by Michelle Knudsen #Book Villains #Mr Gabriel #Mr John Gabriel #Book Villain Excerpts

[harlstiel]

Sibling Things, Ft. The Archangels - Pt 1

Oldest to youngest, Michael, Lucifer, Raphael, Gabriel

Michael and Lucifer: *at literal war with each other*  Gabriel: You guys want Whataburger?  Michael and Lucifer: *stop fighting because food*

Bonus In the car, at the speaker Gabriel, after everyone’s ordered: Alright, and Raphael? What d’you want?  *Silence* Gabriel: Raphael? *Silence* Gabriel: WE FORGOT RAPHAEL-

#siblings #michael #michael supernatural #archangel michael #lucifer #lucifer supernatural #archangel lucifer #raphael #archangel raphael #gabriel #gabriel supernatural #archangel gabriel #supernatural #sibling rivalry #sibling things #sibling things ft the archangels #raphael is the forgotten middle child #lucifer is the demon middle child #literally fits with my family dynamic

[saffaggot]

Sometimes, I wish to post about my ocs but also I can’t explain things well at all. Maybe when I can I will. Who knows when they’ll be though

#like before I went to bed I was thinking about Abaddon and Lucifer smoking weed together and then making out #the making out part isn’t super important but like yes it is #and #i cannot properly explain who either of those fuckers are #I mean like. Lucifer isn’t even an angel or a demon he’s just… quite literally some guy #named Lucifer #right? so it’s like #if you only knew Lucifer you might assume Abaddon is the same way #no Abaddon’s a demon #and him being a demon is so like. not integral to them doing weed and then smooching #but it’s important elsewhere. just not there #it’s not like omg!!! a human!!! making out with a demon!!! scandalous!! #no they’d make out because they genuinely like each other #LEAA #Gabriel’s ocs tm