#GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mochatricks]

they’re MARRIED !!!!!!

#solar opposites #tervo #terry opposites #korvo opposites #ever get hit with the fact that theyre in love and married EXCEPT ITS FOR REAL #BC I DO . EVERYDAY. #GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! #art tag #they make me sick in the head they make me wanna run a marathon

[mystical-one]

MAN I WANNA GO HOME!!!!!

#GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! #radio #Spotify

[mythtiide]

SCOTTS IN THE LIBRARY GETTIN KINDA WISE SAYS HES GOT A PLAN FOR XORXORS DEMISE XORNY DOESNT CARE THO SAYS HE ISNT SCARED SO READ A BOOK, TRY YOUR LUCK XORNY REALLY DOESNT GIVE A F

#GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! #empires smp #txt

[youngpettyqueen]

you know I got to Dreams in my rewatch today and I wish I had the time and energy to write a massive long paper dedicated to psychoanalyzing each character based on their respective dream because my god does that episode make me want to skitter around on my walls and chew on drywall 

#mash #today I found out about the still that exists of Hawkeye in Margaret's dream #and im soooooo normal about it #im so normal about it y'all #< lying #I could write a fucking thesis on Charles the performer #I COULD WRITE A FUCKING THESIS ON CHARLES BEING THE ONE TO BE IN HAWKEYE'S DREAM #GOD #GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! #screaming crying punching a wall

[professorllayton]

if another “heres 16 reasons u never considered why x is bad for u!!” article shows up on my feed im killing someone. YES ive never considered that bc im not obsessed and plagued w the horror of having wrinkles by 65 !!!!!!!!!!

#GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! #sunscreen is the only valid one . the rest of them im burning to the ground #blabs

[cowboycunt]

they weren’t lying this is the slow burn to end all slowburns. roughly 382k in and the sexual tension not quite but so so so very there is killing me

#just like the. when cas checked how dean was armed?? #so small so minor and yet. jfc. #god!!!!!!!!!!!! #fish.txt #dta read #btw this is provided i did my math right but the point still stands

[bangcakes]

18020K

#god!!!!!!!!!!!! #sungjin #day6

[plaguedocboi]

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

#stop renovating old weird houses into white hotel lobbies for gods sake

[mohabbaat]

december???? what next??? 2024?????

#god forbid 2025

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

#still not really sure what part of this joke was funny? #cuz if the prank had worked #then they would have made an 8 year old think she had lost her family and been rejected by god #which isn’t really much of a joke #Christian’s are weird yall #pirateprincessjess

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

#like im not gonna name names but i can think of at least 3 channels #where they stopped posting short form content and went #wait the patreon is paying my rent im no longer a slave to the algorithm gods #HELL YEAH TIME TO SPEND 5+ MONTHS PUTTING TOGETHER A 3+ HOUR VIDEO #and i eat that shit up every time

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

#greek mythology #ares #athena #greek gods #dont get me wrong it aint athena slander but it sure is ares praise #on some level at least #man justly accused of bad things deserves some mid praise more at 11 #thank you romi for helping me with words though i duly noted you insisted on ares not being cautious rather than him not being careful #romi be like “i want him to care” and honestly good you should say it #also EPIC led to this and i just..... i want to draw some animatics man i just need infinite time now #my long lost love for greek myths just will never stop coming and they dont stop coming and they dont stop coming #i want some vulture design in here for ares but not sure about this one #kochei doodles

[lotrmusical]

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

#was calling beckett and scouring the works of eliza cook looking for lesbianism #good amounts of lesbianism in evidence but unfortunately very little in the way of good poetry #APART from this worm one which DOES NOT MISS #eliza cook #is there a thriving eliza cook tag on tumblr. somehow i doubt it #the hand of the giant and the heart of the brave / must turn weak and submit to the worm and the grave! #not an original theme ofc but GOD the treatment is delightful. so fresh so gleeful some rlly nice use of sound. rlly solidly constructed #words #gay belligerence

[professorllayton]

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

#oh my god dude how is anyone supposed to live #blabs

[swordbeliever]

tried to vent in a trans space about how, as a trans man who’s been on T for a long time (over 7 years now), i have noticed that the more i pass as a man, the less welcomed i am in queer spaces unless i go out of my way to feminize myself. and how that sucks! and it’s isolating!!! and it feels horrible to see ppl who used to like you and be close to you drift further and further the more masculine (& therefore more comfortable in urself) u become…

only to get ppl replying to me and saying “well if you dressed more fem then ppl wouldn’t be intimidated by you. you signed up for this”

i’m sorry but i didnt sign up for social isolation when i transitioned, i signed up for gender euphoria and comfort in myself and my life. and i had hoped that the ppl in my life would be able to see how much joy that brings me and continue to love me.

#transandrophobia #transmisandry #idk what terms we’re using for it but. god #transmasc #my posts

[tariah23]

Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

#Crunchyroll #piracy #funimation #money hungry ass streaming service #rambling #I’ve never paid for a streaming service in my life thank god #I appreciated using others accounts but I personally cannot see myself paying this much for a service if I had the funds 😭! #get back to pirating kings!!! #anime has always been one of the easiest forms of media to pirate anyway so y’all got this #CR is definitely not worth paying for though #CR is certainly not worth paying this much for even if it’s a yearly one time fee #capitalism #the fact that CR has always had pretty bad quality as a streaming service anyway #it buffers every time you pause or rewind anything