#GIVE IT TO ME 🤬🤬🤬

[skoulsons]

(Once again) Joel sitting at their table or his woodworking table. Ellie comes up behind him and rests her elbows on his shoulders. She links her hands together and lays them atop his head, her chin resting on her knuckles

“What’re you doing, kiddo?”

“…nothing.”

He blows some air out of his nose, a light chuckle at her attempt to downplay the affection to something that definitely doesn’t matter. He tilts his head back, her hands and chin getting closer to his forehead. “Nothin’?” He’s smiling.

She scoffs, pushing his head back down. “What’s that thing you do sometimes…” she ponders, taking her chin off her hands and pulling them apart.

Scalp scratches.

Ellie loves scalp scratches. She doesn’t ask for them often, but Joel gives really good ones. If he knows she’s having a bad day, he asks if he can because he knows it calms her down.

She starts, gentle scratches along the top of his head. His shoulders drop, the same reaction every time he does it for her. She continues scratching, gentle and effective, making sure to change the patterns so they don’t get too repetitive and dry.

“This is almost as enjoyable as having it done to you,” she says, moving her scratches closer to his ears.

“Yeah, it is nice.”

Eventually, she moves her fingers to his forehead and starts to comb through his hair. She brings them all the way to his hairline on his neck before going back to his forehead and starting again.

“Y’now, if you wanted to comb my hair-“

“I’m not doing this because I want to.”

She was.

“I’m not doing this to ‘doll you up’ (Tommy said this once and she hasn’t let him live it down since) either, old man.”

“Uh huh,” he teases.

She combs for a while until she’s happy (not just with how he looks) before she stops.

“I get some later in return, right?”

He stands from his chair and approaches her, a hand on her shoulder first to pull her into him, both her arms wrapping around his middle. She settles into his chest, a comforting sigh escaping her lips.

His cheek rests against the top of her head as he smiles, combing one hand through her hair, carding tangles out. “For sure. You have a rats nest in here.”

She slaps a palm against his back. “I do not!”

#oh my way home from church #and thought about this so #idk I just #I NEED JOEL AND ELLIE PHYSICAL AFFECTION 🤬🤬🤬 #GIVE IT TO ME 🤬🤬🤬 #the last of us hbo #joel miller #ellie williams #L fics

[medicalunprofessional]

hey son catch

so sorry … .

version where you can behold him

#psychonauts #evil augustus #hopefully nobody has done this before #i think evil augustus is kind of silly i just call him nemesis like omg just give him a cool nickname 🤬 #i’ll draw something serious later #thjs is just a warmup #by warmup i mean complete shitpost #trainofthought #dad plesee sotp throwing flaming coubs at me im tyrying to tightrope 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 #YOU USED TO LIKE TO PLAY CATCH WITH ME #that specific voiceclip is downloaded into my memory #i can replay it at will. in my brain. my brain mp3 player. #i reaally just wanted to do a little doodle of this guy #gay ass little shorts pulled up tooo high

[youtappedout]

#WWE #Wrestlemania Kickoff #Wrestlemania 40 #Bianca Belair #gifed #shit this was too hard to color. idk if my internet's fucked to give me what supposedly should be 1080p 🤬

[renatapatata]

"hi im robin and this is my girlfriend vickie but i also have a girlfriend named nancy who has a boyfriend named steve and steve has a boyfriend named eddie but nancy also has a boyfriend named jonathan who has a boyfriend named argyle who has a girlfri-"

#ik it wont happen but it would b funny to me if robin and nancy just got together #but then the writers wouldnt know what to do with steve and then theyd probs kill him off ☠☠ #jk jk they better give em all happy endings 🤬 #stranger things #stranger things season 4 #stranger things spoilers #stranger things s4 spoilers #stranger things season 4 spoilers #st spoilers #eddie munson #steve harrington #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #argyle #jonathan byers #st s4

[pretty-emo-dad]

I think Max signed and started her letters to each party member (+Steve) in a different way.

Lucas’s was “I would say ‘Dear stalker number 1’, but we both know you’re more than that to me,” and “Love, your totally tubular, MadMax”

Dustin’s was “Dear stalker number 2, and Hawkins’ certified boy genius” and “Yours, MadMax (PS. You’ll never beat my high score),”

Steve’s was “Hey Harrington,” and “Sorry for the trouble, Mayfeild,”

Wills was “To the least annoying boy I know, Will” and “I’m counting on you, and I see you. Love, Max”

El’s was “Dear Stalker number 3, and my best friend, El,” and “Love you from Hawkins to Paradise Island, Max”

Mikes was, “Dear Paladin,” and “Love, your Zoomer,”

#stranger things #max mayfield #IM SORRY OKAY I JUST CANT STOP THINKING ABT THE LETTERS #st fans when letters 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 #Insp by the infamous ‘love your shitty little sister’ #mike and Lucas and El’s are my favorite #hot girls have 3 stalkers #lumax #henfeild #Steve and max #bc they don’t have a name I’m p sure #madcleric #elmax #madwheeler #elmax Wonder Woman u mean everything to me #she loves them SO MUCH #bring back totally tubular!!!!! NEOW #give me max calling Dustin Lucas and El her stalker squad or give me death #madcleric bond so real so true #madwheelers intro is not as long but the first sentence is in my brain #‘dear paladin— I think I qualify for your party now- considering almost half of them have almost died and now I’m dying. Actually- I’m dead’

[silverfox66]

#please write souvenir from Amsterdam on every F16 we give to Ukraine #I want to say some more but that would possibly get me suspended for encouraging violence #🤬 #russia #tbh I am not even surprised #russians are ghouls after all

[amarriageoftrueminds]

You know what keeps me up at night? What did Bucky say to those girls when talking up Steve before the fair? What does "only the good stuff" MEAN, Bucky????

Steve @ Bucky like:

'Oh yeah my friend Steve, Steve Rogers, super popular, totally doesn't get in fights ever, absolutely no chance he'll turn up to the date with bloody knuckles and alley-juice on his pants, he never ruins nights out by wandering off on his own to go get attacked by drunken louts, he's actually a natural blonde (no offense), and he cares sooo much about women and having one in his life, definitely, he's a great listener, almost no hearing problems hardly, built like a horse jockey totally regular height for a man, honest you're gunna love him.'

And Beardette turning to her bestie her gal pal Beardalina like

'I dunno bro something seems off here.'

#toAyourQ #dat's me #hey nonny #release the cracken #beardette and beardalina: historians will say they were Good Friends #catfa #catfa meta #mcu meta #meta #stucky #steve meta #bucky meta #stucky meta #steve rogers #bucky barnes #but also made myself sad cuz I just realised the scriptwriters only had bucky give that vague ass answer... #cuz THEY DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY GOOD STUFF TO TELL #🤬 #historically accurate stucky tag

[aggressiveanon]

Ma birthday is so close/tommorow

WHAT

i did not know this

#🤬 anon real #rocky you GOTTA give me more of a heads up lmfao #slash not mad

[hoshigray]

not even gonna say who (or rather who two) but :)

BIIIIIITCHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!

#MONA YOU'RE SUCH A DEMON WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME THISSSSSS #AND THE FACT THAT TODAY I THOUGHT OF THE PERFECT TITLE FOR IT AND THEN I SEE THIS FFSSSSSSSS #fucking fuck it that's fucking it #I'm writing the shit idfccccc 🤬🤬🤬 #and since you think shit is sweet I'mma make 🫵🏾YOU🫵🏾 beta read that bitch !!! #𝑴𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒆 *ੈ✩‧₊˚ ramona #𝑯𝒐𝒔𝒉𝒊 ⚛ 𝑨𝒕𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒄 𝑨𝒔𝒌𝒔

[bohemian-nights]

Keep in mind this how Nettles is depicted in the book and in the lore🙃

#she’s black 🤷🏽‍♀️ #nettles #reminding people #in case hbo try’s to gaslight us into some anti-black f*cking bullsh!t #it would be hella disrespectful not to mention anti-black to change her race #especially after the stunts they’ve pulled with Laena and her daughters last season #like you light Laena on fire #have Rhaena be neglected #and cut Baela’s lines #tell me you don’t respect black women without telling me #release who is actually cast that way I can be done with the show if hbo tries to be racist #sorry had to f*cking rant 🤦🏽‍♀️ #hotd #race bending a black character #the only black character is not cool #nope won’t be here for it🙅🏽‍♀️ #it’s not f*cking okay to race bend black characters✊🏽 #this isn’t a f*cking good look hbo🤬 #I mean you race bent white characters only to give them the worst stories #anti blackness

[maiteo]

i promise i love my faves more than i hate nole but any opportunity to display how much i cant stand him im taking it!!!

#im usually so good at ignoring the mfs i cant stand but his ass wont go away!!! give me my peace meu deus🤬 #him at the joovay game really threw me n seeing the players pose with him...girl i threw up... #mine #tennis

[jrueships]

wAITEAITEAOESITWAITESIT!!@ B4 YALL GO TO BED!! speaking of daddies for sauce .... this one is Also from cheeseland... and like breece.. he is Also. Very good . .

ENEMIES TO LOVERS ALLEN LAZARD ????

#THIS IS THE HEALTHIER OPTION FOR U SAUCE!!!! #HES FROM CHEESELAND AND HES TEASINGLY MEAN AND HE KNOWS MORE THAN YOU #BUT HES ALSO NOT WEIRD WEIRD WITH DENCHERS #PLS GIVE IT A THOUGHT HES TALLER TTHAN U AND IT'S HOT #ive always wanted to see u guys kissing against a tunnel wall or smthin idk anyways dont mind me #what #who said that #GRANDMA 😠😠😡🤬‼️‼️ #and sauce didnt even fight back with lazard #just scurried away with the cheese in hand like the little rat he is

[eebie]

there was a homestuck aggie ? !!!

#i wish i knew !!! #but i wouldnt have been able 2 have joined anywYs My parsnts wanted to watch RRR #That reminds me i need 2 start curb your enthusiasm My lovely girlfirjed recommended it to me^_^ #im gonna take a bath now and put it on #also theres less and less spot art on twitter the 3rd movie needs 2 come out right NOWWW!!! #all the fake spot fuckers will show up Because they’ll see him all big and scary and be like awooogah!!!! #Well me too but i wS here from the very START! And you all wanted miguel you disnt give spot the light of day when he was lame🤬🤬🤬posers!!! #i like that he is a lesser favorite of that fandom thoug Because i dont think i could handle anumore shit takes on his character !!!! #im so out of it rifbt now lol My mom woke me up early

[charlie-sso]

manifesting scott being part of the camp western event 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

#sso #star stable online #ssoblr #scott buttergood #i need him there #if were gonna get the beast repelent saddle bag thingy theres noone else who could give it to us that him #sso pleasee 😭😭 i havent seen him in such a long while ☹️ #ik he was at he jorvik open festival but i was not playing at that time 💀 #shame on me cuz that event had such a nice clothing 🤬

[mybiasisexo]

bbh poking his head out from his hiding spot when they took his pillowcases literally made me burst into tears. he just looks so sad and defeated my poor babyyyy 😭

#GIVE HIM HIS DAMN PILLOWCASES!!!!! 🤬 #ksoo is such a menace it stresses ME out #baekhyun #mine

[gay-impressionist]

i wish i knew how to draw efficiently bc i feel like my work (where i deal with the public) these past few months would have made funny anecdotes for a comic.

like this afternoon when i saw one our regulars (a sexist dickhead who thrives on conflict) trying to using our fountain.

it's a regular office fountain (see photo), with one button for lukewarm water and another for cold water. the machine is plugged to the wall and there's a few cables and a tap near the floor to cut the flow if needed.

this dumbass was trying to turn on the tap.

when he saw me, he told me the fountain didn't work. i said it did. he then asked for a cup (we don't have many so we hide them). i gave him one. he took it, stared at the fountain and repeated it didn't work.

i pressed the button. water came out.

he then exclaimed something like "oh!"

i wish i could draw the look™ on my face at that moment but it was basically 🤨😑😮‍💨

#thank god he didn't make any stupid comment today #but tbh i fled the moment i saw him to work downstairs #but i had to come upstairs to fetch something and he saw me at that moment #anyway this isn't as funny if you had seen it drawn #but yeah. working with the public gives you a lot of 😮‍💨🤬😤😞😫🫤😶 moments with a few 😊🥰 in between #lise raconte sa vie