pretty-emo-dad

[pretty-emo-dad]

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

[pretty-emo-dad]

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

[pretty-emo-dad]

i think one of the lowkey frustrrating things abt modern underground shit is so much of the album art is ai generated. & im not about 2 make sum hardline stance on the nature of ai generated shit, but i do think the rare ecological niche of "artists that will make pictures for songs that have 12 views on youtube" is at risk here

[pretty-emo-dad]

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

[pretty-emo-dad]

im sorry but i actually like the term guyliner not as a gendered term though just as a style like if a guy is wearing clean neat winged eyeliner thats not guyliner even if hes a guy but if a girl is wearing shitty smudged $1 drugstore eyeliner thats guyliner even though shes a girl

[pretty-emo-dad]

when chappell roan said “you’d have to stop the world just to stop the feeling” and when troye sivan said “give me a call if you ever get desperate” and when renee rapp said “so keep on pretending, pretty girl” and suddenly you’re in seventh grade again in love with a straight girl who never liked you but maybe once she did

#seventh grade exactly too #godddamn

[pretty-emo-dad]

i love u unconventional ways of showing affection

#me n art class besties #lit licked her leg like Tuesday

[pretty-emo-dad]

[pretty-emo-dad]

i would have fed her a copy of crush by richard siken and kept her alive forever

#dnp

[pretty-emo-dad]

[pretty-emo-dad]

With the Percy Jackson show out I want to remind/inform both old and new fans that Artemis and the huntresses are canonically aroace.

Cabin 8 is not “for the lesbians”, it’s for us. Rick stated that NO romantic relationships are allowed, and if two huntresses fall in love (like Emmis and Jo), they have to leave the hunt.

Let us have our representation. We do not and should not need to share when our representation is already extremely limited.

[pretty-emo-dad]

a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up

#GODDDDDD #az studs&butches if ur ou there… please… come save us!! #/ref

[pretty-emo-dad]

#I clicked yet btw bc I feel like this isn’t nuance per say but just like a way I view friendships #but I think they’re friends the same way u become friends w ur college roommate #like u love each other deeply but it’s also a friendships of convenience #also I’m bald is a crazy answer choose lol #homestuck

[pretty-emo-dad]

i remembered doing upd8 art for this bit and i wanted to re-do it bc its RLY!!! CUTE!!!

#cries and sobs #homestuck #roxy lalonde #rose lalonde

[pretty-emo-dad]

i believe in dsjane because of the situations that will spawn because of it. both dirk and june would be watching them like a hawk

#I love protective June&Dirk sm #they care so much #homestuck

[pretty-emo-dad]

work is so fucked up like how could you ask someone to do that ….

[pretty-emo-dad]

i will die without routine. also this routine is killing me