#GET UP COCKSUCKERS

[asiogie]

This tik tok made me think of you 🫶

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRK3VQqu/

#GET UP COCKSUCKERS #SALUTE THE FLAG #GET UP #ask

[ova-kakyoin]

doing cpr on bgo rn yall

#GET UP COCKSUCKERS #ITS ALL OVER #LISTEN #WE’VE HAD A ROUGH COUPLE OF YEARS #FUCKING #HYUGAS COUSIN #BAEL DAIKOKUTEN #THE OTHER ONE #QUADSTRIKE #QUADDRIVE #FUCKIN X #rambling #bgo

[donut-rights]

leaked promotional image for rvb19

#rvb #rvb19 #red vs blue #grimmons #(joke btw. just reposting an edit i made a year or so ago) #anyways. *insert the ‘get up cocksucker. salute the flag.’ soundclip*

[kaiandersonsdevotedwife]

alexa. play the star spangled banner

#get up you cocksuckers #salute our divine leaded #kai anderson #ahs cult #ahs #evan peters

[hangmanapologist]

Happy Rhett Abbott return week to all who celebrate

#GET UP COCKSUCKERS SALUTE THE FLAG #rhett abbott #outer range

[lovelyquartz]

All rise for the national anthem

*[S] Cascade plays*

#homestuck #get up cocksuckers its all over

[sissyprestina]

Well check that off my list bucket list I was outside cleaning my patio and my young f****** neighbor came by said him and his wife was fighting and do a point and if he could he would give me one don't open a point and then you told me to come in my bedroom thought you wanted to mess with me so I'll go in there he told me to take my pants off we went in the closet without giving me a chance he stuck loving into the black meat in me in two trys he didn't give me a chance to calm down from the shot actual would fit if he went ahead and did what he did true sport 45 minutes ago right here in Tulsa Oklahoma USA

#pnp spun #give up your manhood #guys who get spun #beta captions #sissy faggot cocksucker #gay meth #sissy for daddy #slamming sex #black and white #bbc for white #white fag for black cock #bbc for sissy #black cock faggot #forced faggot #white bois #sissi cocklover #girls who blow meth #cock sucking lips #gayhot #gay slam #gay butt

[thermodynamic-comedian]

i have written janelias smut and janelias fluff and janelias crack. but really no proper angst. yet.

you should be very afraid right now

#GET UP COCKSUCKERS ITS ALL OVER #no u dont understand. i HAVE to complete the quartet. i have to #post-s1 janelias...oh no #if i make it too sad u guys are legally entitled to another fluff fic afterwards i promise #tma #the magnus archives #janelias #jane/jonah #jane prentiss #jonah magnus #elias bouchard

[sunflowerdigs]

But what if, while Roman is in his closet rehearsing his unhinged eulogy, a half-naked Jeryd Mencken strolls up behind him, lays his hands on his shoulders, and whispers in his ear "you're gonna kill out there. Already deceased not included"? What then, WHAT THEN?

#just two Republican trash bags fucking nasty in a closet #Roman getting pounded into the floor for luck #shows up to Logan's funeral all starry eyed from bending for another man PLEASE JESSE #i just know there won't be time for cocksucking at the funeral #sadly #inevitably Greg will catch them fucking because he is destined to know everything whether he wants to or not #he spends the rest of the series being chased by hitmen some of which are Roman's and some Mencken's #roman roy #jeryd mencken #romencken

[stryfeposting]

Why is there no Cable tentacle fic in this world?

enamoured by the way this is phrased, as if you're messaging from a world where cable getting his holes plugged with tentacles is a common story plot.

#but also yeah i agree where's the bound in peril content for krakoa's old man cocksucker #where is cable getting trussed up by vines and also where is cable's sentient living metal getting deep in frank's guts

[donut-rights]

#red vs blue #rvb #*insert the 'get up cocksucker salute the flag' tiktok sound*

[leprosycock]

what did he do to kim??

i mean it’s not like he beat them or anything and my vagueness wasn’t meant to imply something unbelievably dark, i was being a little dramatic, but he wasn’t very good to them. there was his fake proposal prank on stream where they were extremely excited and emotional at first and heartbroken when they found out it wasn’t real. there was a point during the seaman stream later on in their relationship where he couldn’t think of anything he actually enjoyed doing with them aside from fucking them. he moved them out to vegas shortly after they first started dating, made them get rid of their cats, and had them depend and rely on him to drive them around a deeply unwalkable city; they couldn’t drive due to past trauma. there was just the confusing aspect of their age gap in general and it begs the question What he could’ve seen in a 23 year old when he was in his 30s. the timeline of his and holly’s relationship is also interesting because them getting together coincides with when he and kim broke up. i’m not saying anything concrete about that because we just don’t know enough about the situation to be able to tell, but it’s interesting!

#i mean just for drama’s sake i Do think he wanted to break up with kim for holly and he was relieved when they wanted to leave as well #i don’t think he’s the cheating type but i do think that holly’s constant cocksucking and praise made him feel alive again #in a way he wasn’t getting from the maturing kim who wanted a career and a family #he likes em young and stupid and vulnerable and flat-chested #bunnyaskz

[hellfireeddiemunson]

i wish anyone who drives and doesn’t slow down when passing people to avoid splashing them with puddles/slush a very i hope every part of your car shits the bed and you can’t get it fixed or get a new vehicle you don’t deserve one

#i used to be like oh maybe some ppl tried to slow down and just couldn’t in time but now i literally do not care fuck you #a literal city plow truck (the BIG ones?? yeah) managed to slow down and STOP for me in order to not hit me with water and slush #but two cars and some cocksuck in a pick up couldn’t even kinda slow down????? literally fuck you all i hope you don’t have a good day until #three months from now you’re all pieces of shit i literally don’t care #you are in a VEHICLE you are safe and sound in there and im fucking WALKING the LEASSTTTT you could do is not fucking splash me when driving #and you can literally tell exactly who tries to slow down and who doesnt. it’s the most obvious thing in the fuckjng world #and it’s literally Not hard to slow the fuck down its called stop pressing the fucking GAS PETAL and tap the fucking BREAK #i literally can’t stand people who drive fuck anyone who drives i hate you so fucking bad #i literally got water and slush from the fucking DIRTY STREET in my MOUTH AND MY EYE #i’m so fucking pissed off right now the rest of my day better go more smooth or i’m going to throw an actual fit #i ALWAYS get splashed on my way to work when it’s rainy i fucking don’t get it #if you can’t respect pedestrians walking then you just don’t deserve a license or a car you fucking just don’t

[sissyprestina]

HI my name is Preston Wayne Smith AKA prestina Elizabeth Smith I'm a submissive pantie wearing naturally smooth sissy bottom in Tulsa Oklahoma USA who loves to worship Cock's and eat yummy cum hoping to find some Men who would like to come over and put me on my knees and let me show them how much I love to worship until they paint my face lips and down my throat my phone number is 539 549-3952

#pnp spun #sissi cocklover #give up your manhood #sissy faggot cocksucker #sissy for daddy #cock sucking lips #gay meth #faggot sissy #guys who get spun #beta captions #white bois #sissy bottom #high asf #crossdressing captions #white boi #meth and fuck #exposed faggot

[oopsallmabari]

most coherent oc thought I've had in a minute (not very coherent): jim doesn't really interact w the other trevelyans (and I can't even do a companion au for jim really bc he would not be a companion in inq. da2 perhaps.) BUT if she did hang out w adult arya think that it would be very funny bc jim has a) changed his posh noble accent to be more sailor-y but would be immediately called out on it by family and b) has a mouth so dirty that even arya who enjoys a good cuss would be scandalized

#jim skye #arya trevelyan #like jim meets cass at some point and perhaps is at skyhold but like. truly just for a visit and an attempt to get money lmao #i think if she showed up in game itd be like. ah. jims here at the storm coast again. huh. #posts brought to you by my brain repeating the phrase 'cocksucking son of an antivan whore' w no way for me to stop

[sofie-jane]

Me 🤝 Deciding to pull my shit together in the last semester of my last year of high school

#the get up cocksuckers its all over sound has not stopped playing in my head #hsc #study #adhd