#FUMB

[oh-bennyboo]

i’d like to settle the ben x harry ship name issues by giving a humble suggestion…

hooked royalty

get…get it. do do you get it cuz cuz harry is a pirate and and ben is ben is a prin

#ben x harry hook #harry hook x ben #prince ben #ben descendants #harry hook #disney descendants #descendants #obsession talks #nah but fr #i cant find out what their ship name is 😭😭 #ISTG #IF THEY ALRDY HAVE ONE #AND IM JUST #FUMB #DUMB #IM CRYING MYSELF #TO SLEEP

[villainsandvictimsalliance]

Dead on the floor. His smile killed me.

#I'M GONNA EDIT HIM WITH RED EYES WHY THEY DIDN'T GIVE HIM THE RED EYES #Anyway nicest smile around #He's so goofy and precious #It's his dumb fumb eyebrows for me #The HAIR #Losing my mind #Iida tenya #Ingenium #bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia

[an-au-blog]

I've been sitting on this quote BUT I FIGURED IT OUT NOW!!! (Warning this might be a bit dumb)

Established relationship, Zoro and Sanji had been dating and they truly love each other. But then Sanji gets "corrupt" and loses his emotions. Zoro tries to follow up on his promises to stop him, but ultimately he can't, because he knew that under all of that numbness, it was still Sanji. And he loved him. So he opted for just capturing him and bringing him back to the rest of the stawhats.

They kept him like they did Caesar, cuffed and under the threat of his heart, even though he had never acted so heartless. The closest to emotions he experienced was being pissed off about his predicament and what looked like lust for Nami (like his brothers did the first time they saw her). It hurt them all seeing him like this, but mostly Zoro because the man he wanted to spend the rest of his life, had been melted down to this pathetic mutt-of-a-man.

They travelled with him for a couple of months, Zoro losing hope more and more.

Finally, he got over himself and decided to have a talk with Sanji. He started asking if he remembered various things, to which the answer was always "no", so he started retelling things. How he met and joined Luffy's crew. About Vivi and Arabasta. About thriller bark. About their first kiss... The blank stare behind those eyes was too discouraging. So he gave up. He sighed, ready to leave, but then Sanji grabbed his wrist as he was about to leave. Zoro looked back and Sanji's expression was almost... human. He furrowed his brows, looking confused. "Zoro?" he said - voice shaky.

Zoro felt his heart leap with joy. Had Sanji healed?

Sanji told him it was so hard for him to feel anything when his heart was detached from his body but... Zoro could help. Right? And so he did. Zoro was the one who held it. Once he slipped it in, Sanji broke his cuffs and attacked him. It was an act to get it back and kill them.

The fight escalated, throwing each other through walls and floors. Eventually, they broke through Nami's office and she exclaimed at the sight. Sanji was holding Zoro - half dead and unarmed. Sanji got distracted by her screaming and he even looked sorry. He was remorseful for scaring the lady. She ran to get Luffy because she thought it would have been the best solution.

Something in Zoro's brain clicked.

"I thought that you were too screwed up to love anyone. I was wrong. You just couldn't love me. That's good. I'm happy for you."

Sanji was sedated eventually, but it was too late. They were already two crewmates down. One lost his mind, his soul. The other his love and life.

#more House incorrect quotes because DAMN IT I do what i want #this time it's zosan tho #i realize how fumb it sounds but I'm on my study break this is all i can muster up #zosan #sanzo #zsz #evil sanji #??? #idk how to tag it #op

[pywnoyalien]

this is old as hell but i still like it so leaving it here i guess

#rendog #martyn inthelittlewood #inthelittlewood #renthedog #fanart #art #doodles #idk if i should tag hermitcraft #BUT I WILL ANYWAYS #hermitcraft #i haven't watched hermitcraft in ages #pywnoyart.png #i belive martyn is not on hermitcraft but im not sure what traffic series he was in #i forgor #was he on more than one? #i literally dont watch any of traffic series or hermitcraft i feel so fumb #DUMB** #oh my god had to edit this one i misspelled martyn's name oops

[gr00vyminibus]

Hair and makeup testing for the Woman King.

— from lashanalynchfandom on TikTok.

#the woman king #nanisca #viola davis #amenza #sheila atim #izogie #lashana lynch #nawi #thuso mbedu #gina prince bythewood #fumbe #masali beduza

[last-hourglass]

#rottmnt #last hourglass #last hourglass polls #MY FUMB FUCKIN ASS FORGOT MOST PPL DONT KNOW THATS HER NEW NAME #SORRY

[ihatetheinternetandeveryoneonit]

I want vampires to grow hair. Some people HC that they dont. They should grow nails, so it only stands to reason. I stress about being one mistake away from an eternally bad haircut.

I also want Astarion to express his autonomy not by piercings or tattoos, but with a disgusting goatee and he gloats whenever his friends complain. He immediately shaves it when they stop, though.

He also keeps the local waxing salon in business. He takes a reluctant Halisin there once. The first wax strip comes off and Halisin immediately rages into bear form, tears up the place, and gets both of them banned.

#astarion #Halisin #really fumb headcanon time

[dreemurr-skelememer]

ink and error aren’t in it,, it’s probably because their creators don’t really consider them sanses anymore but still goddamnit. don’t think fresh is there either, probably for the same reason, or cross, which is just weird. shattered’s there though, for some reason.

lmfao leave it be 😂 it's a silly little poll after all

#idk maybe they knew it wont be as hardcore or as popular as the last poll #or like they didnt want obviously popular characters in it #(....which qould be fumb. because this is a popularoty competition and its like the whole point but whatev) #Anonymous

[biohazard-inevitable]

“Do you have any pets?”

“Just the love of my life who happens to be a fox”

Cue me gnawing on my own leg in a corner

#foxkin #otherkin #alterhuman #therian #just sleepy thoughts #you signed up for freee access to my thoughts this is what you get #so funny for my boyfriend to be dating a fox and absolutely thrilled by it #just all smiles #like yeah #thats the fumb fox i fell in love with #and now we’re here

[mari-kaizumi-blog]

"Today my sister and I just went to eat in a restaurant that just opened."

"It was pretty good, but I definitely prefer my sister's cooking."

*Mari is seen walking away as she got distracted by a pretty butterfly that flew around her...*

#Mari cloudy roleplay #Fumb fuck or some5hing

[petwifed]

why did i Just find out today that ‘socmed’ Au was not a university au where they attended a school called ‘socmed’ & that it means Social Media!!!!!!!!

#running my mouth🎀 #I FÊLÉ SO STIPID #NO ONE EVER TOLD ME #BUT I ALDO #NEVER PUT THE HINTS TOGETHER #AGGSHHH #AFGH #AGGHHHHH #I HAGE THIS #why am i so Fumb #i Hatt this #someone sedate me #i

[biboyhalo]

Like i wouldnt be nervous talking to george because i’m a fan i would be nervous talking to george because i have a big fat crush on him and want to hold his hand but also bend him over

😭😭😭 yeah.... also i feel like my brain would betray me and id be thinking abt something stupid the whole time like "im talking to u and i just read a fanfiction about you edging your best friend for 2 hours" over and over again

#DREAM IS IN LOVE WITH YOU #hed ask like 'hows it going'and all id my brain would be like or something equally fumb 😭😭😭 #anon #asks #jan 23

[residentrookie]

hey sorry we lost your boyfriend. yeah he was letting it linger and he got left behind. yeah sorry we asked him if he had to let linger and he said he had to :/

#found this one in the drafts LMAO #this is so fucking fumb i'm sorry

[boilingcowboy]

realizing i never experienced heartbreak because of a lover but only when i had to leave my friends behind and always felt more comfortable in friendships not relationships is idk it just makes me sad idk why even like i’ve already thought that maybe i’m aro because i hardly ever experience romantic interest in people but idk

#this is stupid #i dont even know why im crying about this its fumb #dumb ffs

[akascow]

someone liking an old post and me clicking on it to reread it and realizing theres a very lame and stupid spelling mistake right in the middle that i never noticed and now im worried ppl were judging me for it for like 1.5 years

#howd i mess up knew and new thats so fumb of me HAHA #ignore that ironic typo omfg

[mercutiotakethewheel]

Tolkien’s specific sense of misogyny is so funny to me cuz like he clearly knows that women are often very, very cool and writes all these cool women characters. like galadriel and melian and eowyn. but like his writing is always so damn selective about when he remembers these women are cool (or like that they exist at all). And coincidentally these women always seem to stop being relevant or important or any sort of non-passive the moment theres a quirky little dude to pair them up with.

with the exception being, obviously, luthien, who gets a million times cooler the second she has a cute little damsel in distress to run after. (and also that eowyns whole shtick actually works and aligns with the themes of the novel)

#tolkien #like i get that galadriel isnt a warrior and shouldnt be written as one #but how you really gonna have her as like the last bitch standing whose been to valinor #and is therefore the most powerful elf for most of lotr #and still completely forget about her at every oppurtunity #and ill never forgive him for what he did to melian #tho it does kinda fuck that shes like the ominous voice haunting the narrative in the background #but also like maybe tell your husband hes doing fumb shit before he does it #or better yet DONT LET HIM DO IT ALL #like thingol lowkey is responsible for most of the shit that goes wrong in the latter parts of the silm #and melian who is like the only reason he has power at all #the threat behind all his dumb decisions #is just sitting there while he does this shit like doot do doo #leans over to galadriel #pssst hes gonna regret that #not to mention her lame ass death