#FIFTEEN MINUTES????

[gatorinator]

“Walrus on your doorstop” this “fairy’s more unrealistic” that my professor just uttered the sentence “there was one day I found a real octopus in my backyard” this man hasn’t left Utah his entire life. How was there an octopus in his backyard in Utah. He then said “I do not have time to elaborate we need to cover a lot today in class” GIRL WHAT DO YOU MEEAN

#al speaks #we are fifteen minutes into class and still haven’t had any class cuz he was telling a story. wdym you don’t have time for the octopus story #stop class I want to know everything. I guess he would say he would be more surprised to see a fairy than a walrus #walrus or fairy

[plague-parade]

i feel like we dont talk enough about how distressing and disturbing memory loss issues are. forgetting what you were talking about halfway through a sentence, putting something down and instantly forgetting where you put it. having to reread one paragraph over and over again because by the time youve moved onto the next sentence you dont remember what the one before it said. always doubting if your memories of things are real, not being able to remember important life events.

its so incredibly scary, it feels like your mind is constantly playing tricks on you and you start to doubt whats real and what isnt.

“i forgot” is treated like a lazy excuse when it’s genuinely such a big issue for so many people.

#this has been building up in me for a bit #i was talking to my mom and she brought up a concert we went to and i have zero memory of ever going #huge chunks of my life are just. gone. #every time i sew i put the needle down and spend fifteen minutes trying to find it #memory loss #memory issues #cognitive issues #cognitive decline #cognitive dysfunction

[kshaar]

sorry it has led to WHAT

#bg3 #some forgotten realms lore makes you go i am Not Touching That and other is. this. #(this is from descent into avernus btw) #anyway everyone meet my next tav she used to hang out near the gates to hire out giant peacocks for fifteen minutes intervals #her competition is the gang who casts reduce on peoples' pets for exorbitant amounts

[tyquu]

How 2 avoid telling ur kid his dad was a wizard

#star wars fandom #star wars #luke skywalker #owen lars #beru lars #shitpost idk I made this in like fifteen minutes

[abandonedandforgottentimes]

Many of the younger ccs speaking up about Wilbur's manipulation is INCREDIBLY concerning, and I don't think they'll be the last. I think it's also a big indication that it happened to Tommy too, and that he'll take a while to respond. People demanding an immediate response need to remember that he was likely a victim of it too, he just may not have been aware of it.

I mean, Wilbur's ADMITTED he relied on Tommy for his mental health when he was still a minor. That is NOT something adults should ever do and it has always been odd to me. It also makes it very hard for the minor involved to leave the friendship, since they see themselves as responsible for the older person. I don't think I need to really go into how unhealthy that sort of thing is, it isn't an uncommon occurrence and lot of people will have a better explanation than me. But it is something to keep in mind, that Tommy may feel responsible or have been groomed to excuse the behavior.

The library stream is another example of the manipulation, and I'm surprised no one is talking about it. Tommy literally talked about how uncomfortable he was at Wilbur's house. It was cold, he had no blanket, he didn't want to keep staying there, he would rather be out in public at night in a strange place. Then Wilbur just shows up out of nowhere and tells Tommy he's misremembering/being dramatic and pretty much shuts him up, gets him to stop talking shit about him. Everyone's exasperation with Tommy in the situation (being a minor alone and uncomfortable and uncertain of what to do, far from home with nowhere to go), helped Wilbur pull Tommy back in and convince him to go back to his house, especially since it was passed off as Wilbur being caring.

It was obvious to me during the stream that Tommy was telling the truth and Wilbur was the one lying, but I figured he was just being defensive because he didn't want all that online. Now we know that he had a LOT more to hide about his living situation that he didn't want being spilled, and manipulators/abusers don't tend to like it when someone goes and starts talking about the truth. They want to downplay it as much as possible, and Wilbur showing up in person to shut Tommy up and make fun of him for not wanting to stay with him, make it more lighthearted, is incredibly telling and I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone point that out.

There are so many other things I found odd throughout the years that finally have a proper explanation to them, but that's just a few examples. I'm not going to get too much further into it. Wilbur isn't who we should be focusing on, I just needed to get that out to move on from it.

I do think pointing out that Tommy has openly been manipulated is important because it may cause him to take a while to respond openly to all this while he processes. If Wilbur treated so many of his ex-friends badly it's safe to assume he did it to all of them, and we need to give everyone involved time to stop and think about the situation. A lot of people want Tommy to respond immediately, but he will need time to do that and it's only fair we give him the space to do that properly.

I also think it is so, so incredible that Shelby has given so many people the space and bravery to come forward. I believe there will be more people speaking up soon, they just need time. Support her and other victims!

#saw people on x posting 'fuck Tommy Phil Tubbo Niki etc for not speaking out' within fifteen minutes of the bitchass 'apology' #and then tubbo spoke out like an hour later?? like give them time #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #tw: wilbur soot

[slipperyskell]

The rest of the party: oh man how are we gonna deal with all these goblins??? There’s so many, there’s no possible way we can deal with them eff-

Astarion, already making the most hilarious and on brand decision for the party known to man-kind:

#literally the highlight of my playthrough so far #was sitting there mulling over what to do for fifteen minutes until I remembered that was in his inventory #then went oh yeah this is some shit he’d do for sure #opened it without another thought #baldur’s gate #baldur’s gate 3 #baldur’s gate iii #bg3 #Shadowheart #Karlach #Astarion #tav #bg3 Karlach #bg3 Shadowheart #bg3 astarion #Karlach bg3 #Shadowheart bg3 #Astarion bg3 #bg3 tav #tav bg3 #bg3 act 1 #goblin camp

[polarsirens]

first shot

#dimension 20 #dimension 20 spoilers #neverafter #neverafter spoilers #ylfa snorgelsson #mother timothy goose #pinocchio #princess rosamund du prix #the terrible dogfish #the goodberry. control flame. silvery barbs #and pinoc's new homebrew skill #all the way to rosamund's zephyr strike again #the series of spells and abilities that made all this possible #and some wildly good and bad rolls #i could barely breathe during this whole sequence #this whole sequence takes up ten or fifteen minutes in the episode #but i like to imagine it happened in like. several seconds #fanart #my art

[werewolf-transgenderism]

^ if you imagine him saying the silly animal crossing fishing puns in his silly voice they become 1000% funnier

#spent like fifteen minutes scrolling the catch quotes looking for the one that was both most plausible and also funny to imagine him saying #laszlo cravensworth #wwdits

[kiqilinn]

Anyflip links to complete bsd light novels

dazai’s entrance exam - https://anyflip.com/gxcnw/vpeu/

dark era - https://anyflip.com/gxcnw/pcxl/

untold origins - https://anyflip.com/gxcnw/ghzd/

55 minutes - https://anyflip.com/gxcnw/ppxc/

dead apple - https://anyflip.com/gxcnw/wvkq/

beast - https://anyflip.com/gxcnw/vaqg/

fifteen - https://anyflip.com/gxcnw/msym/

stormbringer - https://anyflip.com/gxcnw/gbxf/

i got a hold of these while z library was still in it’s full glory and thought i’d share! the translation on these is by yen press, if you want a site where you can download them dm me, send any complaints to my ask box :3 i also recommend checking out @/bsd-bibliophile’s website for fan translations 

#bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bungo gay dogs #bsd light novel #bsd light novels #bsd light novel free #stormbringer #dazai chuuya age fifteen #dazai chuuya 15 #bsd fifteen #bsd stormbringer #beast #bsd beast #dead apple #dead apple light novel #bsd dead apple #55 minutes #55min #bsd 55 minutes #untold origins of the detective agency #untold origins #bsd untold origins #bsd dark era #dark era light novel #dazai’s entrance exam #gem tag

[whim-prone-pirate]

"there's weird lore in my dropout tv show!!!!" fork found in kitchen more at 8:00

#i'm kidding i didn't know about the lore until about fifteen minutes ago #dropout tv #dropout #game changer

[morganbritton132]

Eddie’s live-streaming one night from bed because insomnia is a bitch that won’t leave him alone so he’s wake when Steve suddenly throws the blanket off himself and sits up.

He watches Steve clumsily stand up and then just stand there for a second too long before moving in the directly of the en suite. Eddie, trying to gauge how awake he is, asks, “…Stevie?”

“Fuck off, I don’t need a babysitter to piss.”

Eddie’s just like ‘okay then’ and waits until Steve comes back. He watches Steve stumble right back into bed and then flop his hand directly onto Eddie’s face.

Steve yawns and says, “I didn’t wash my hands.”

Eddie - because he’s gross - licks all the way up Steve’s palm. It makes him laugh and pull his hand away like, “Gross.”

Eddie laughs too before remembering his stream. He asks Steve knowing that he’ll fall back to sleep in less than ten minutes, “Wanna hear me rant about the Titanic?”

Steve yawns again, “The movie or the boat?”

#He makes it fifteen minutes actually #the live-stream is like: that’s….cute? I guess???? #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

[rejamart]

You do this one thing, you return home a changed man, an honorable man? Just like that?

Yes.

I wish I could see the new you.

#the green knight #green knight #a24 #dev patel #this was my personal piece to work on in fifteen minute sprints between commission backlog #i will probably tweak it more later but for now its fine

[serious-goose]

When Aziraphale comes back he better do a 1 hour choreographed 'I was wrong, You were right' dance... with backup dancers. Bring back the boa, too. Make him work for it, Crowley.

#Let's be real Crowley will probably take him back within the first fifteen minutes #but it'd be funny #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #go2 spoilers #ineffeble husbands

[skz-maybe-incorrects]

click to see better

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#incorrect skz quotes #skz #stray kids #lee know #bang chan #hyunjin #han #jisung #felix #i.n #jeongin #seungmin #changbin #kpop incorrect #incorrect stray kids #straykids #created #bystay #staysource #this took fifteen minutes and i procrastinated on it for 2 months. go figure #skzedit

[damianbugs]

just finished reading "The Last Son of Krypton" and literally sobbing heaving crying throwing up about chris kent. absolutely distraught. clark trying his hardest to make chris stay and chris being happy he got to meet robin and he just wants to be a hero like kal has shown him to be and

and then he.

literally carving my heart out and throwing it into the ocean i will never know peace ever again.

#CAN I EVER BE HAPPY. APPARENTLY NOT. #obsessed with father clark kent but like with the randomest kids #anyone want to hear about my cass and clark wip no okay #or my clark and billy wip which i started. fifteen minutes ago. #OR MY SOON TO EXIST CHRIS AND CLARK FIX IT FIC #somebody sedate me. #chris kent #clark kent

[nathanielorion]

Nathaniel Orion G. K. / March 2023

#sent this to my partner and said #‘i wrote you a poem but you have to wait fifteen minutes to read it #so i am no longer embarrassed i wrote you a poem’