#EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE SALTY

[pseudonymphomania]

I drew this sketch for someone on Reddit. Someone marry this sus wizard 💍

#obey me shall we date #obey me #fanart #obey me solomon #obey me fanart #mc x Solomon #obey me main character #obey me mc #solomon x mc #solomon x you #THEY WROTE THE MOST COMPELLING MELODRAMATIC LONG ANALYSIS OF THE DIALUCI RELATIONSHIP #EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE SALTY #HOW DO YOU OUTDO THE DIALUCI SHIPPER AND NOT EVEN SHIP?? Oml #I want to FRAME THEIR RANT #AAAAAAAA #my safe art

[zephyrfuse]

i miss salt spray rig it was complete bullshit competitively but i don't care it was literally just a rig near the ocean and the kids were there bring it back 2023

#shosh #i'm salty i miss it #and blue fin blue fin was so bullshit #just random match ups on both sides it's so funny to see what happens #i'm tired of 'balanced boring maps' bring back just wacky DIY gym course #and i miss piranha pit and arrowana even though they were in 2 #but seriously blue fin and salt spray didn't make it back yet BRING BACK #they're probably gonna ruin them though knowing how flounder was slaughtered 😭😭😭😭 #and mahi got smaller fuck that

[deus-ex-mona]

when the lip differs from the lip

#aizo’s really too good for this series (sometimes). very male lead of him i have to say #he forgives his mother for being like *that* to him and still loves her despite everything #he shows kindness to people who openly hate him (mona; granted it was only to make up for his bf’s earlier misdeeds) #a n d he tolerates yujiro’s nonsense (bc he loooooves him) despite their frequent arguments and disagreements all #meanwhile yujiro openly hates on people who go after his bf (kanami 2k20: never forget… and chizuutan to a degree too ig) #man i miss honeypre event stories (says this all the time). i miss seeing aizo pine on main (while being dense about his own feelings) #and yujiro being salty on main (while somehow being even denserrrrrrrr about his own feelings for aizo) #those event stories truly were some of the best shipping fuel for ss lxl #(also ngl but. i liked how hiyoko was still present in their stories as the supportive friend role to them…) #(unlike a certain [redacted] anime which turned her into a horrible self-insert who shoehorns herself into situations unrelated to her) #(*cough* aizo’s so-called ‘fake trauma’ *cough* ‘how could yujiro’s family hate him when his mom makes him such a nice lunch????’ *cough*) #(wished we could’ve seen more of the jk trio in the event stories though [sadge]. bring back honeypre p l s) #um anyway!!!!!! see y’all when the next lxl mv drops ig???? maybe later in the week???? sometime between wed-fri???? idk?????

[misfitmiska]

Some authors really be creating individual characters who are SO made for each other (wether platonically or romantically) in every single conceivable way and then just forget to make them interact smh…

#that’s what we (the fandom) are here for though don’t worry #this is mostly about #tsukasui #but also many others #like we were SO ROBBED of takao and momoi friendship from kurobasu #that crumb we got in the kuroko birthday special is everything to me #dr stone #kuroko no basket #uhhhh i’m sure i had other examples wait #basically the whole cast of #inazuma eleven #i mean there are a metric ton of characters but like #you’re telling me we had time for a kogure & hiroto episode (banger episode btw) but NOT for yuuichi and yuuka to even MEET??? #PLEASE that would have been so perfect! #‘yeah my brother’s crazy’ ‘what a coincidence so is mine!’ #i have a random headcanon that they meet in med school and both become doctors #let me have this one #also most of kageyama’s ‘kids’ should be friends like #imagine demonio and aphrodi forming the weirdest little salty duo #okay I’ll stop now

[chimerical-waters]

That goddess you mentioned, uh, Ehrum? Something like that?

You mentioned she was shoved aside by your kind and I suppose that meant they stopped praying for her. So she took the gifts back, so you said.

What if you pray to her again? Do you think she'll forgive your kind and bring them back for you if you bring back the faith that was once part of your society? Maybe she'll be kind now that you are the only one left and your folk already paid the price?

"I want to know what happened out of curiosity and duty. Not because I want them back. They're better off staying gone."

#chimer #chi #myart #minecraft #((Chi's race were not a nice one)) #((He wasn't upset to discover he was an endling)) #((but he still wants to figure out what happened to them all)) #((he doesn't even actively worship their goddess anyway or remember how)) #((though he acknowledges her existence)) #((don't mind his bitter face hes just salty))

[goforth-ladymidnight]

So I'm shopping on Etsy for ACOTAR merch for Christmas (because I wanted to treat myself this year), and good GOD there are so many Tamlin's Tears mugs and Salty Little Bitch Tamlin candles and bookmarks. Whyyyy? At least the Suriel Tea mugs are kind of funny.

It makes me want to make my own stuff instead, to be honest.

#i can do so much better #if i just made time for it #now i'm googling how to print dual sided bookmarks #and how to tie bookmark tassels #and how to print on vellum #this is how bad it is out there for book 1 stans #there are also way too many stained glass looking mountains with three stars items #which is a stolen design anyway #a little originality would be nice #who would want to buy a salty bitch candle anyway #feeling salty myself today #i would buy a scented candle from each court though #even if they were just basic holiday scents #cue miranda from the devil wears prada #florals for spring #groundbreaking #but seriously i would

[hummus-birb]

How did she win again

#I was on team hug to be honest #I’m not even that salty that handshake won #or even shiver in normal circumstances #it’s more so the fact that Frye had 3-2 against shiver #but Shiver’s were worth more points #I’m screaming #gg though!! #fist bump you guys did your best #(I honestly lost a lot to you guys lol) #splatfest #splatoon

[healingheartdogs]

People who don't know dog body language who have pushy sketchy dogs are so awful to be around. I told our housemates that their dog Klaus doesn't like me when we went out to watch the eclipse earlier today because I didn't want to go in the fenced yard with him out and they were like "oh no he's fine don't worry." When he saw me he charged up to the fence, high flagged tail, snorting and barking and jumping at the fence and they still were like "oh he's friendly, he just wants to smell you, see his tail is wagging". Like my dude... tail wagging does not mean friendly, and what about the noises he's making rn sounds friendly to you?

Selene's sister grabbed him and I thought she was going to take him inside because she acted like she was going to, but instead she stopped halfway and just held him back while I came into the yard and then let him go to run up and sniff me, which he had very stiff body language the entire time he did so. For a while after that he ignored me because of the kids calling him away and was chill, but still kept coming over and sniffing me occasionally and was very tense each time so I just tried to stay calm and sweet talk him and didn't try to touch him to help defuse the situation.

Then I walked a little away from the group to point out a plant in the yard to Selene's mom which was a mistake because once I was out of the little circle we were standing in he started body blocking me, tense face, stiff body, whale eyeing, and then jumping at me and barking. They tried to call him away and were like "oh he's just trying to get you to play, sorry he's so demanding of attention." I started trying to walk toward the gate to leave because he very much was NOT trying to get me to play and I did not feel confident in their ability to control him, and he immediately did it again. And again they tried to call him away. And I got maybe another two steps before he turned right back around and did it again. And they called him away again saying he was just trying to play. Rinse and repeat for a total of like six times of him body blocking me, tense and whale eyeing, and then jumping at me and barking. All while they're just laughing like "Sorry, Klaus just really loves playing". Dudes your dog is actually behaving aggressively toward me right now, please get control over him so I can leave he is NOT TRYING TO PLAY WITH ME.

This is the second time I've been invited into the yard while Klaus was out and the first time they kept telling me the same thing but he was actually following me around growling at me then and they were still like "oh it's just cuz he doesn't know you yet, he'll warm up to you, he's friendly". YOUR DOG IS SKETCHY. I DONT WANT TO INTERACT WITH HIM. HE DOESN'T LIKE ME. PLEASE JUST PUT HIM INSIDE WHEN I'M IN THE YARD WITH Y'ALL. And PLEASE learn some dog body language because nothing about his right now says "friendly" at all!!!!! Not even a little!!!! TAIL WAGGING DOES NOT MEAN FRIENDLY, ESPECIALLY A HIGH FLAGGED TAIL.

#i will not be going back into the yard while he is out #i only did this time because they made it seem like they were going to put him inside #but then didn't #i do not trust that dog #and they are oblivious and just laughing while he is actively menacing me #cant tell them shit about it though because they act like we're criticizing their parenting if we do and get offended #and then be like 'well your dogs are out of control so what do you know' because my dogs bark at strangers #like... okay your dog growls at and menaces strangers???? mine just bark at strangers who talk to them and try to rile them up #and i dont correct them for that because its not worth correcting and also not their fault #your dog is actually dangerous and you dont have control over him #my dogs are not dangerous and when i tell them to be quiet and get inside they do #so who doesnt have control huh???? #theyre just mad because theyre the strangers my dogs bark at sometimes and since i dont like how they interact with my dogs i allow it #because they are rude as fuck and do not respect my dogs' boundaries at all #and think that dogs shouldnt be allowed to have boundaries because they should be 'kid safe“ which really means shut down from punishment #thats how they are with klaus which is a big part of why i dont trust him too #because they have created a dog who gets punished for setting boundaries so that the kids can 'safely' climb all over him and annoy him #and to me that is a recipe for a dog that doesnt give a lot of warning before becoming aggressive because hes been punished for it #i do not trust dogs who have been punished for having boundaries #and i dont trust their owners either #also them doing that means their kids think they can do whatever they want to dogs and interact very rudely with them #so i dont let their kids interact with my dogs at all now because even with me constantly correcting them they ignore me and are rude #and that definitely is something theyre also salty about because their kids want to play with my dogs #and they also want my dogs to play with Klaus and there is mo way in hell I'd allow that which they also dont like #hes an intact bully who they have admitted can be 'really fiesty' with other dogs #and Hermes is an intact male who seems to have a 'kick me“ sign on him for other dogs and i just wont risk it #and it drives them crazy that i dont trust their strange dog not to be aggressive to my dogs and wont let them all be 'friends' #DOGS DONT NEED TO BE FRIENDS WITH STRANGE DOGS THEY DONT KNOW OR LIVE WITH #I hate ignorant pet owners that make their ignorance my problem #rant

[charlotterenaissance]

taking screenshots of my own posts and edits that i made here for tumblr so i can sort them nicely on pinterest but making sure to keep my handle on it because i believe in crediting artists

#am i little salty i keep seeing screenshots on pinterest of stuff i've made here #carefully cropped or even image flipped to hide where it came from #and it's just kinda like. i made that. but the average peruser isn't gonna know that #yeah a little. i mean. i know that unfortunately it comes with making stuff but still #no one's gonna realize it but me and considering we're not an overly large fandom it's easy to find it #it is kinda funny though. i saw a couple of my charlotte edits but cropped so weird like #they were trying to make it look like something new #anyway. credit artists

[hannibalismos-jaaneman]

is it just the cogs of my brain whirring wildly or was bedelia kinda sorta in love with hannibal too?

#raj shitposting #i mean there must be a more concrete reason than just purely the fact that she got to live with hannibal that will hates her so much right? #idk sometimes it seems like she deliberately does what hannibal tells her to and deliberately lies to save him some amount of trouble. #her accompanying him rather than just killing him on the spot in antipasto is tantamount to her being acquiescent. #or as she put it for will... cooperative. her choosing to spare him in that moment was not wisdom it was foolishness. #and we've only seen two people being that foolish besides her. alana and will. jack was ignorant for a long time but he came to his senses. #and to be honest alana only got the threat of death because she dared to take away hannibal's dignity. ONLY because she was rude to him. #she really didn't have to “obfuscate” for him. she could have simply told jack that hannibal was fucked up when he asked her the first time #i think i realised that bedelia probably had some latent feelings about hannibal when will asked her why she lied for hannibal so much. #it was because of will that i realised that she perhaps along the way lost a “professional” perspective towards her relationship with him. #they were obviously friends before that but when she corrected hannibal once by telling him that they were not friends but colleagues... #my brain had already started working up on that she was trying not to fall for him and maybe that was the only way she thought she wouldn't #but she did anyway. and maybe that's the reason why will hates her. i mean he would know if she were in love with hannibal right? #it sometimes does feel like she wants to save him. she was kinda salty that will let hannibal surrender like that in their sessions. #i mean she was probably jealous of will which was why she was such an asshole to him. i don't find any other reason for her to act that way #i mean she is a psychiatrist you wouldn't expect her to lose her shit like that at someone. but she does. that too at will. like- #-it's too much of a coincidence to let it go. she could have ratted hannibal out any time but she doesn't. even though she had leverage. #i'm thinking too much about this man... sighs anyway #bedelia du maurier #miss will graham #hannibal #hannigram

[gemwolfz]

this would have been posted like half an hour later if i wasnt so suddenly compelled to draw the rest of the platoon as #girls so giroro could have friends to go to the mall with :), anyway the rest of todays frog doodles

#sgt frog #keroro gunso #gem art #giroro.ai got a lil froggy plush at the mall :) his name is dororo jr because hes blue #dororo is a FREAKIN CATHOLIC aw CRAP i gotta confess my freakin SINS #the way i see it female keronians are just fucking neotenous. thats my inuniverse explanation for questionable character design #like the only girls i know of who arent tadpoles are keroro and dororos moms (making them basically grandmother age) #why. if they were humans it would be oh its because younger traits are seen as more attractive on women. #and i know thats real in keronian culture. but like we're talking about a human mangaka here #and yknow. alien characters. #whatever man its not like i can ask him about it #if i did i would have way better things to flame him about 🔥 #anyway for people who are not staring intently at my every post the ignore the italian is because my buddy salty #responded to 'if i made a keroro askblog would that be fucked up or what' with 'do it and throw peppino in there too' #truly if i tried to make an askblog would that be fucked up or what. do people even do those anymore #askblogs were a big part of my experience growin up but i think theyve fallen out of popularity #it would probably be funny though 💪

[anxietymoss]

We need to bring back transitioning like it was done in The Old Days. Forget awkward conversations and coming out to everyone in my life multiple times. I want to fake my death and come back as a distant relative.

#transgender #lgbtqia+ #seriously they were onto something #the amount of conversations that could have been avoided #history #maybe I just don't like to talk to people #meme #shitpost #i had to come out recently even though ive been out for 5 years and apparently im salty abt it

[deus-ex-mona]

belated ✨congratulations✨ to dai for being the first ft4 member to get 2 5☆s!!!!

#and he even appears in most of them lmfaooooooo nice one dai you deserve it bb <3 #the make a holiday cg is there bc i missed out on the iv 5☆ (fake fan alert) #in my weak defence i was a little salty at having gotten an iv bonus bromide from tsutaya with my ft4 album at the time… #the fact that i got an iv badge with my limited ed album later on did not help matters either lmaoooo i just wanted dai man… #though speaking of fake fans… come to think of it i was a fake dai fan at the start #i just latched on to him bc he had a funny fedora… and he (out of everyone in ft4) gave off the strongest ‘pool bully vibes’ #(wrt the romeo novel that is) #so ofc i had to dunk on him a ✨lot✨. mostly for his smashin’ fedora but still— #and somehow… *somehow*… i ended up turning into a legit dai fan as my dai shitposts went on #like yo i legitimately shitposted about him so much that someone on tumblr thought of me as *the* dai fan lmaooooooo #tbt to when the fake star pv first dropped and people were asking me for my opinions on it… that was pretty amusing ngl #but yeah i think i truly began to like dai somewhere around the time of the first set of fedora friday posts. those were the good ol’ days… #though now i’m glad that even honeypre is giving dai the love he deserves!!!!! go dai!!!!!!! dai for best guy fr!!!!!!!!!! #so on that note… please don’t create dai nfts bc i will buy them (lmaoooooooo) #‘dai’ly shitpost of the day #just honeypre things

[hsm-sideblog]

You know...you can technically sum up the three HSM films as Troy repeatedly doing things that upsets Chad.

#random thoughts #HSM #running theme #every film Troy has an identity crisis #Every film Chad is like: Bro I don't even know you anymore! #And like yeah you wouldn't #he's having an identity crisis #again #it's always because of a girl though so I don't know how much of it is a genuine identity crisis #and how much is him just reacting badly to people reacting badly to his choices #Troy doesn't want to think about his future Troy wants to be Gabriella's househusband #Troy Bolton #Chad Danforth #Chad is just constantly shaking his head at his bro #I'm still salty that Troy chose his university based on where his girlfriend was going #there was that scene in HSM3 where Chad was so excited that things were going to go back to the status quo at college too

[impostorsshow]

Unspecified issue that im going to blame on my pika hospital rating time in a non linear order 4/10

I had to go to the ER twice since they didn't believe me the first time

Despite being afab between 4 women nurses and 1 male nurse the guy was the only one who came back like 4 times to my room to make sure I got an ultrasound and the

women kept trying to brush me off and say it was just period cramps [i am not on my period fuck you], etc thank hell for that guy. He also drove my hospital bed [since I could not fucking move more than like 2 feet] like a damn racecar and took some really smooth corners and that was very fun. Actually the way he handled it makes me think the [3/4] girls that treated me had like an ongoing rumor about shitty care or something

Another girl failed at putting in my IV twice and brought over "the IV guy" who was about to go on lunch break and they literally had to ultrasound my veins to find a good spot i sincerly apologized like 5 times for "having the shittiest veins in the west"

I had to lie multiple times and say my pain was a 9 in order to get pain meds. Yes I did want to cry but that's like a 7.5 I was not dying and whoever decided a 10 was crying obviously never has had chronic ankle and knee pain [or any chronic pain but y'know. Those are my chronics]. Despite sending me home for period cramps the first time in the ER I said my pain was at a 7.5 and they didn't give me Jack shit [they had to bump up the pain medication they gave me to be stronger so I don't think it woulda worked anyway, just maybe delay how long it took for me to beg to be taken back to the ER]

I was supposed to see the Garfield movie and had to have minor surgery like 3 hours before so womp womp [I am able to refund the tickets and am determined to see it in theaters]

I GOT ICE CUBES?? THEY GIVE YOU ICE CUBES?? brings it up from a 4/10 to a 6/10 honestly bitches love ice cubes

My assigned nurse read fanfiction and I told her about that one 400 chapter batim fanfic and she reaffirmed the name of it like 3 times shes definitely into that shit Good luck gal. I also said "i read this Hermitcraft fanfic-" and she immediately went "HERMITCRAFT??? Oh we are not on the same sides of ao3" and I'm still very unsure of what I implied or what she implied by that so I just transitioned into telling her about my sonic death fanfic from 2019

In the waiting room the second time I went they were playing a horror movie that used a theremin [that one famous no hand instrument] and the movie played the same 4 note creepy audio clip like 7 times in 30 seconds with no dialogue in between each time. What was. What was that excuse me?? Also it was like 11 pm at this point

So yippee me irrational [?] fear of my useless organ I forgot the name of exploding being the thing to have a risk of permanently fucking me over was Not the thing to bring me to the hospital. Here's doodles from my hospital visit taken in approximately shitty lighting that I mind my damn best to save with filters

Also you made it this far read the alt tags

#it was not in fact caused by pika but i do have pika so fuck you you do not need to know why i was in the hospital #the trip both fully solidified why i fucking hate hospitals and why hospitals are usually the best option #like i think i would have had pernament damage/bled out/had an ambulance called if i didnt insist on going back to the ER within an hour #and my nana insisted on going with me to be a karen since shes had cancer like 3 times so i actually got treated this that time yippee #fuck you to the two girls that saw me the first time i went to the er [where i had to wait 2 fucking hours] and thought i was just absolute #-ly fucking insane and bonkers or some shit. they used medical terms to call me a liar to my face. second time i went the wait was only lik #15-30 minutes at the most?? even if i had to stay overnight thats fuckin better than 3 hours #i also took the uh anti anxiety shit they offer before a surgery so i do not remember anything unfortunately or else i would have rated tha #the post surgery girl did listen to me when i said crackers were too salty and got me jello in my preferred color though!! #talk talks #also the read more is weird because ✨ clickbait in the middle of a run on sentence ✨ #also i turned reblogs off so my friends that reblog my items. please just leave me an ask in my inbox i do not want my hospital experience #going all over tumblr i want it to stay on My Account #forgot to mention i specifically mean the like 3 people that reblog with a matching rant in the tags. ill know its about this post dw

[takamoris]

Getting high af and running synced EX ARR trials with a group of randoms >>>>>>>>>>>>

#I think I may have been one of the best DPSes there #and better than one of the tanks I think? #idk I don’t think they were bad per se this shit was HARD #but I feel like I understood the mechanics best out of all the DPS I played with (ours is the easy job anyway) #there was this one Lala bard who seemed salty and holier than thou even though they messed up a LOT #and at the end said ‘some people still not understanding the chain mechanic’ (in Ifrit EX) ‘After 1 HOUR.’ #like it wasn’t them half the time messing that mechanic up #and you know who wasn’t? #anyway I had a great time my only complaint at all was that we weren’t exactly on the same wavelength #and even that wasn’t so bad #This is why I am such a heavy synced content advocate #because when I did those exact fights unsynced? #two lvl 90s just blitzed through them all several times within a couple minutes #instead of the fun feeling of actually learning the mechanics #I’m so glad I got to do this #didn’t do Ramuh but that’s fine 5/6 is great #I still haven’t done Moggle Mog EX because he doesn’t have a horse and no one wants to #sadge