#‘dai’ly shitpost of the day

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the way this was the last new image featuring daimeggle th o u g h

#and no the evolved dai 5☆ image doesn’t count bc it was shown in the hw day stream to promote the event lmao #the daizo image doesn’t count bc. i. s o b s daizoooooooooooooooooooo i miss my crackship of all timeeeeee #the latest iv image was from the ramen double date a n d yuirio were last seen in sukiuso #s o bs daimeggle w h e r e pls free them i miss themmmmmmm #though. i say this as a dai stan b u t. um. my favourite ft4 ship is actually meguyui. lmao. im sorry for being a fake (star) fan #i just think meguyui are really funny together. that’s all~~~~~~~ #but man. m a n. being sicks is suffering™️ there hasn’t been any brand new ft4 content in over a y e a r. #the way people on ft4 twt keep the fanbase alive is p lit tbh. #auauauaaaaaaa i wanna go to this jp con that’s happening tmr sooo bad. some ft4 twt artists have made an ft4 calendar for next year and i!!! #i hope i can proxy it over via booth after it’s over thoughhh. but man. it seems like there’s gonna be quite a few ft4 djs at that con… #and. like. ✨needs✨ tbh. im grasping at straws for content here #. i think this is a sign that i need more sleep. yeah. maybe there’ll be new dai content when i wake up. maybe… #‘dai’ly shitpost of the day #omg hi tagging system how nice of you to remember my dai tag—

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D A I

#hE!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaa i missed him alxjckcjkdkdkekeskkskdkdkfjf #it’S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE WE LAST SAW YOU HOW HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD LAD #DONT PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD DAI YOU’LL CHOKEEEEEEEEEEEEE #‘dai’ly shitpost of the day

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LOOK AT DAI AND HIS BFS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#pOP OFF KINGS I FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS MV #THE TRANSITIONS WERE NICE. VERY MV LIKE #‘dai’ly shitpost of the day

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if the dub of the [redacted] anime had localised the names too—

#this is the single worst thing i’ve ever made and i’m counting my early dai edits— #koichiro’s name was originally ‘kokonut’ but i decided against it bc y o l o #i have reasons for all of these i swear!!!!!!! #but hiyoko’s is hermione bc it contains all the letters of ‘heroine’ and nagisa’s is ‘naomi’ bc it’s a girly enough gender neutral name lol #kuro is cheshire bc c’mon y’all know dubs like to screw around with names to make localised jokes and stuff— #as for ​the fake localised ver of ‘chuutan’… i couldn’t decide between the obvious option of ‘cherry’ and the not-so obvious ‘tulip’ #‘cherry’ bc of the ‘ch’. ‘tulip’ bc… yk… ‘kiSS ME CHUCHUCHUCHU CHULIP (tulip)’— #man i haven’t thought about imascg in y e a r s. tulip slapped real hard though. as did love destiny. but e h this post isn’t about them— #90% of the last names came from an online generator… and so did 60% of the first names tbh #and y e s i made this for my self-amusement how did you guess~? ☆〜（ゝ。∂） #染BODY ONCE TOLD ME— #shibakentucky fried chicken #ko’dai’ly shitpost of the day #misc. saltaro saltppenings #fedora throttle4 #the dude from gamushara #‘dai’ly shitpost of the day

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happy dai day~~~~

DAI: All of us went to a tailor shop for suits today. But MEGU kept talking to the guy in charge like some nitpicker, y’know? And look, he’s finally done. I’m starving.

MEGU: I was just super psyched ‘cause I got to give our full orders this time! My sense of style shines through in ‘em too~!

DAI: Well, yours isn’t as good as mine, though. Anyways, we’re off to eat yakiniku now. A restaurant that MEGU likes seems to be in the area. I hope that all you SICKS out there get to eat good food today too.

#tl is fishysysysystsysysysysyssyyshshshsysysy #an y ways im clearly out of dai tling practice but i love him anyway <333333 honmono wa dai dake da #‘dai’ly shitpost of the day #fedora translations4

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more like dai cut cushion amirite—

#(geddit? bc it’s a die cut cushion and it’s of dai so— [is dragged away by the ankles]) #he’s like 50 bucks thoughhhhh auuuuuuuu #and i don’t have any space either… my merch drawer is literally full ahhhhhhhhhhh #well. i already have 2 dai plushies so ig i don’t need these… b u t s t i l l #he’s so cute……….. i miss dai smmmmmmm #i’ll be back when dai and/or nagisa get(s) featured in a new mv or something im too exhausted to be insufferable rn #‘dai’ly shitpost of the day

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i’m half-convinced that dai found inspiration for their fake star outfits inside his fridge tbh—

#bringing back my low-quality edits for dai’s birthday just as a treat— #happy birthday you arrogant not-so-little fruit <3 #‘dai’ly shitpost of the day #stay tuned for more dai shitposts over the course of the day… maybe~?👀👀

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when i think about dai being ✨stylish✨, i find myself remembering that he was the very guy who picked out their fake star outfits and i. j ust.

#i’ll bring back that ‘how to look cooler than all your friends’ post for dai day btw you have been warned #gotta admit dai’s stylish alright. but he invests his style points only into himself and i respecc him for that tbh #dai best ft4 <333333333 #‘dai’ly shitpost of the day #i missed my dai tag smmmmmmmmm i wish i had more opportunities to use it~~~~~ #see y’all again for the dai day twt posts lmaooooooo

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❤️D A I P R E M I U M L I V E❤️

#ok jurikou moment over time for fedoraman to reclaim his fedora friday— #‘why do your gifs look so weird’ s h u sh y o u i had to time them with the blinks to get them into a passable loop #next victim will be either ken or mona ig. or maybe i’ll bring back minami premium live with the gifs? who knowssss #just honeypre things #‘dai’ly shitpost of the day

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J U S T D A I

#missed my oshi so i’m forcing y’all to look at him too~ #not me thinking about dai instead of sleeping when i have only ~3 hours left to sleep lmaoooooo #it’s always dai hours <3 thinking about dai 25/8 hours/days a week g o— #i love him sooooo much y’all don’t understand— #he always chooses chaos and violence (love me a guy who shares my values like that yk—) #he’s a great artist and an even greater loser <3 #he can be both cool af and super adorbs (megu would agree <3) #though!!!! i think he’d look super cool in a hakama!!!!! those always look great on tall people/dudes with good proportions #like there’s this ~2m tall guy in my club who moves soooo gracefully in his hakama while i’m just there like [steps on own hakama] [rips it] #so yeah!!!! ft4 new years event plspspspspspsps p l s get dai in a hakama i’ll pay real moneys to see that👀👀👀👀👀 #‘dai’ly shitpost of the day

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DANCE BATTLE!!: Chapter 1

let the chaos begin~

next part (chapter 2)

Full Throttle4, a dance-vocal unit at the height of its popularity, has performed together with the idol unit LIPxLIP before, and they would chat with each other whenever their paths cross.

But, on one day—.

DAI, who was at dance practice under the watchful eye of MEGU, received a message from IV, the DJ slash manager of Full Throttle4.

“DAI, Aizo of LIPxLIP seems to have something to discuss with you.”

What will DAI do upon hearing those words…?

DAI: One, two, three…

DAI: Argh, not again! I’m always half a beat off at this part!

MEGU: The steps you’re taking are way too big. You should step a little more lightly here…

DAI: Don’t wanna! Think about how it’s gonna look when we’re onstage, yeah? The bigger the movements, the better.

MEGU: Yeah, sure, but shouldn’t you take the intensity of your movements into consideration as well?

MEGU: In the first place, you’re relying way too much on your gut feeling for your choreography. You should think it over from the basics…

DAI: Shut up. It’s fine as long as it looks cool.

MEGU: You’ll never be able to pull it off no matter how many times you practise, though.

DAI: I just gotta practice till I pull it off, then! One more time!

MEGU: Geez… Even though you told me to watch you dance… Just wait till you see that my opinion was completely right… 

DAI: One, two…

DAI: …

DAI: …Ahh, dammit.

MEGU: Told you.

DAI: …Yeah, I’m getting nowhere with this. I’d like to ask IV for his opinion, but…

MEGU: It’s hard to ask him for help, right~?! He’s still as busy as always, isn’t he~?!

MEGU: Why not ask YUI and RIO for their views?

DAI: The two of us know way more about dancing than those two. RIO aside, YUI would…

MEGU: Well, he probably wouldn’t say anything apart from “Amazing! You’re so cool!”, no?

DAI: I know, right…

DAI: In any case, I’d like to get other opinions aside from ours, but…

MEGU: Yup, sure. But let’s take a break for now! You should just take a breather at times like this!

DAI: Huh? What was that?

DAI: …Oh. IV’s calling me.

MEGU: IV is?

DAI: Yes, what’s up?

IV: Yeah, DAI? Are you free to talk at the moment?

DAI: Yeah, I’m taking a break right now.

IV: I see. You’re doing some solo practice at the studio today, aren’t you?

IV: That’s a relief. Do you mind stepping out for a while?

DAI: Yeah, I don’t really mind, but… what’s up?

IV: To be frank, Aizo from LIPxLIP contacted me. He has a personal favour to ask of you.

DAI: Huh…? Aizo has something to ask of me?

MEGU: Eh? Are you talking about LIPxLIP’s Aizo? How unusual~.

IV: He didn’t give me any details, but he seemed to be pretty overwhelmed.

IV: He had probably stressed himself about it for quite a bit before he decided to ask us for help.

DAI: I see… That guy needs my help… hm?

IV: Well, just help him out as much as you can.

IV: I hold some feelings of concern towards LIPxLIP too.

DAI: Yeah, it’s not like I hate them or anything either.

DAI: Where should I go?

IV: Head over to LIPxLIP’s office. I’ll text you the address, just in case.

IV: …Also, DAI, please take care.

DAI: ?

IV: Go easy on him, okay?

DAI: Yeah, yeah, I know. You think that I’m a short-tempered guy, don’t you?

IV: Haha, of course not. You just adhere really strongly to your personal beliefs, that’s all.

IV: I’ll leave it to you, then.

#my name is dai. i like to dance. #<-that's gonna be my event tl tag i'm s o r r y #does anyone else remember the source of that short-lived 'meme' though~?👀👀 #‘dai’ly shitpost of the day #fedora translations4 #just honeypre things

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#i gotta live up to my former reputation as the no. 1 dai’s fedora enthusiast soooooo— #i miss dai’s fedora. i think he should wear a sunhat though #i think a straw hat would suit him well too <333333 #‘dai’ly shitpost of the day #it is suiyoubi my dudes

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it’s (fedora) friday, so here’s a ✨throwback✨ to my worst™️ editing series of all time with absolutely none of the context~!

#compilation post of my fedora fridays bc why not lol. pt. 2 scheduled for soon™️ #ngl i think i peaked at the daizo edit lmfaoooooooooooooo #it’s not bad for a mobile edit of a crackship only i would ever ship i think? #‘dai’ly shitpost of the day #dai tag i missed you smmmm haiiiiiiiiiiiii #have i ever mentioned that i made dai shitposts at such an alarming frequency (compared to anyone else on here) back then that… #…my obsession with the funny fedora man became well-known enough to get people to ask for my opinion on fake star? #that had to be the first time that people asked for my hot takes lmaooooooooo stay winning fellow dai stans

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w h y are they like this

rough tl under the cut

Questions to DAI about his special someone

Q1: What are your requirements of a partner or accomplice?

Someone who would go head to head with me without hesitation.

Q2: If you were to give your special someone a gift, what would it be?

The first thing that comes to mind when I think of a present would be a hat, I guess?

Q3: How would you say “I love you” in your own words?

“You’re not as good as me, though.”

Questions to YUI about his special someone

Q1: What are your requirements of a partner or accomplice?

Someone with whom I can communicate without needing words! Just like when I’m singing with RIO, I guess?

Q2: If you were to give your special someone a gift, what would it be?

I’d take them to my favourite place!

Q3: How would you say “I love you” in your own words?

Of course I’d tell them “I love you” straight up!

Questions to RIO about his special someone

Q1: What are your requirements of a partner or accomplice?

If you’re talking about an accomplice, they have to be someone who doesn’t lie in their performances.

Q2: If you were to give your special someone a gift, what would it be?

For now, I’d use my words to express my gratitude for everything that we go through in our daily lives.

Q3: How would you say “I love you” in your own words?

…Something like “I’ll protect you”, maybe?”

Questions to MEGU about his special someone

Q1: What are your requirements of a partner or accomplice?

Someone who’s good enough to stand by my side!

Q2: If you were to give your special someone a gift, what would it be?

I’d love to tell you, but I’ll only spill the beans when you become my special someone, okay?☆

[“Shut up (lol)”—DAI & YUI]

Q3: How would you say “I love you” in your own words?

“I’m addicted to you☆”

#hi i lied i tled this thing instead lmaooooooooo #i have absolutely ✨0✨ confidence in rio’s answers (aside from the 3rd one) lol. why does he talk like this smh #fedora throttle4 #fedora translations4 #‘dai’ly shitpost of the day #like heck am i gonna tl the rest of the interview it’s way too longgggg #but hi dai if you’re looking for a special someone my dms are open👀 #tbh i only tled this bc i’m still very :)))) that i finally got my dai badges from the honeyworks booth blind badges thing #got 4 spare monas out of my 10 badges though lmaooooo #also pls don’t share this off tumblr; my rio tl kinda blows. thanks— #instant ramen instructions comprehensions

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daistox.

#isn’t dustox sooooooooooo cute? #goomy is no. 1 ofc but dustox is very cute tooooooooooo #this is 1000000% a targeted post btw u know who u are #‘dai’ly shitpost of the day

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delusion about how ft4 songs are made—

iv bonus:

#it’s funny how most of their personal songs are about their families lmaooooooo. coincidence?👀 #speaking of ft4 i should be done with the first event story by the end of the day. provided i don’t loop the ao e mv like a million times— #fedora throttle4 #‘dai’ly shitpost of the day #was gonna post this yesterday for suiyoubi but got too sidetracked— #but well in the spirit of eternal suiyoubis i’ll tag it as that anyway— #it is suiyoubi my dudes