#Don't say It irl

[nationprocrastination]

You May not know that there in Italy you don't say "Your child Is cute", you say "Cucina il bambino" that means "Your child reflects the beauty of the mother" and i think it's awesome ♥

#Italy #italian #english #momandson #joking #Don't say It irl

[just-aro]

*sigh*

I'm seeing variations of this meme around again, so to today's (un)lucky 10000:

the "inside you there are two wolves" meme is racist. full stop. it was invented by a Christian pastor in the late 70s and attributed to the Cherokee nation, despite being completely made up. every native american / indigenous page I've ever followed denounces it as made up and racist, using their imagery to sound mystical and wise while ignoring the people themselves.

please consider using another format. try to use your guilt productively: I'm not calling you out, this is aimed at educating. You can't erase not knowing in the past, but you can elect to 1) not reblog these in the future, 2) delete any that are easy to delete, 3) help to spread education by following native people's accounts and news so that you hear this from them, not me.

#there is some 'debate' about the origins on the internet but i'm gonna be real: #when i can't find even one person who claims to be native who says it isn't racist and made up... it's racist and made up #do your own research but just... try to listen to the least heard voices and not just those trying to boost them #i'd go find a post on it from a native account but i am currently researched out due to IRL stuff i don't plan to talk about

[nakajimaas]

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #this is me everytime i hear someone say that asagiri don't want to make any ships canon because of the 'respect' for the irl authors.... #please show me what respect #shin soukoku #soukoku

[14dayswithyou]

I'm going to be a little evil :3c /silly

*I have stolen all of their headwear, leaving only FROGGY HAT in his closet.*

"Boy it sure is chilly today. Don't forget to wear a scarf and a hat when you come pick me up, okay [REDACTED]?"

✦゜ANSWERED: I believe in froggy hat [REDACTED] supremacy 🖤🐸

He knew. Of course he knew. [REDACTED]'s security system alerted him the second you stepped foot into his apartment, and it took the dark-haired hacker almost all of his willpower not to rush home and see you. But alas, he had other matters to attend to and messes to clean up here. Things he couldn't risk putting on hold, lest he pay the consequences for them later.

So, [REDACTED] settles for watching you through his cracked phone screen as you try to sneak your way around his apartment. They didn't really understand why you felt the need to be so secretive; you knew your boyfriend would be out for the day, you had his spare keycard and access to the entire 14th floor, and [REDACTED] had made it explicitly clear early on in the relationship that everything he owned was yours completely. Nothing was off limits to you, and that included every inch of his living space.

...And even himself.

Curiously, they watch with keen interest as you quietly slide the door to his walk-in closet open and take in your surroundings once more — making sure that you really were alone in his dimly-lit bedroom. But barely a moment passes before you stride in with a newfound purpose, unzip your backpack, and begin to stash all of his caps and beanies inside.

Well, alright then. If you decided he no longer needed those items, then so be it. He was never one to deny you anything.

But in retrospect, you were honestly doing [REDACTED] a favour. He genuinely didn't really need those items in his possession anymore — especially considering how he had no real reason to conceal his identity from you after all these years of being together.

He could never forget about that pivoted moment in time when you opened up to your beloved hacker about his rather... intense need to watch over you 24/7. And after you had scolded him multiple times for stalking you from darkened corners and alleyways outside your apartment complex, [REDACTED] had all but tried to change his ways. To better themselves for you.

After all, you deserved nothing less.

Glancing back at his phone once more, [REDACTED] takes in every little movement you make as you continue to tuck away his belongings; down to the turn of your head and the flex in your muscles. Not a single twitch or glance goes unnoticed under his watchful gaze — and had the dark-haired man not been so enraptured by your ministrations — he surely would've noticed that it was just about time for him to start packing his tools up and head home.

Home, in time for the date you had planned for the evening.

But the way you purposefully moved around his closet had [REDACTED] in a trance. You were extremely methodical about the things you were swiping from his shelves; neatly packing away all of the headgear, earmuffs, and scarves on display (and even the ones hidden within the depths of his drawers!). Yet... One single item remained in the aftermath of your wake.

Atop one of the lone shelves in the corner, it sits, isolated from the rest of its kind. Worn out yet well loved; it was no more than a novelty item your boyfriend had originally won for you from a crane game. But even after their constant insistence that you should keep it, you rebutted it all by saying it'd look better on him instead — all while pushing the cute, froggy hat back into his hands with a teasing smile.

("If you keep bleaching your hair like that," his real name falls from your lips like sweet nectar, "All of your hair will fall out. When that happens, you can use this to keep your bald head warm!"

"...When that happens? Hmph. You're gettin' cheeky." With a smile of his own, your boyfriend reaches out to gently pinch your cheek. "I haven't touched m'hair in ages.")

So after watching you be so meticulous with the items you were "robbing", the hacker couldn't help but wonder what your main motive was. Why leave that silly, little frog hat alone unless... Did you want him to wear it? You knew [REDACTED] would never say no to you — let alone to a frivolous request — but admittedly, they did find it rather endearing to watch you put in all that effort just for him.

Just like how he used to be... Back before you opened the curtains of his life and brought sunshine into his heart.

Gone are the days of "Ren", when [REDACTED] had to snoop around your apartment just to get any sort of inclination of what your type and interests might be. No longer did [REDACTED] have to "borrow" some of your old clothing to keep himself company on lonely nights; to put them over his pillow and pretend like it was you he was holding close to his chest. He no longer had to steal your presents and tokens out of spite and jealousy — only to return them days later once they noticed how upset it made you.

Too caught up in reminiscing about the past, [REDACTED] had almost missed your swift getaway from his bedroom. Living up to your nickname, you glide down the staircase and across his foyer as if you sprouted angel wings on your back and stroll into the elevator, before closing the door and pulling out your phone.

And just like clockwork, [REDACTED]'s camera feed gets replaced by the bright red and green call buttons that shake and taunt him at the bottom of the screen — alongside the personalised caller photo of you smiling towards the sunset ocean with [REDACTED]'s jacket atop your shoulders. The dark-haired man leaves no room for pause before he's swiping his finger across the screen and eagerly anticipating the sound of your voice.

You greet him in that casual, nonchalant tone of yours, and [REDACTED] had to resist the urge to start recording the call — to save the addictive timbre of your voice for when he needs to hear it the most.

"Man... It sure is chilly today, don't you think?"

There's the familiar sound of tacky elevator music playing in the background, and part of [REDACTED] thinks you're purposefully calling him right now to let him in on your (not so) secret escapades... To let them know where you are.

Or perhaps you were already aware that he knows, if the way you were glancing up at the elevator camera was anything to go by.

Regardless, you don't give away any other telling signs as your beloved hacker watches you through the camera. Your bag is still carefully slung over a shoulder, while one of his old, black university caps received the pleasure of being fiddled with in your hand. Your voice returns once more, and it causes a grin to form on his lips.

"Don't forget to wear a scarf and a hat when you come pick me up, okay?"

There's a newfound teasing lilt in your tone, which has [REDACTED] latching on to your every word with bated breath and scrambling for a reply.

"'Course. Wouldn't miss our date for the world. 'N make sure y'stay warm too, angel." Without missing a beat, he easily takes his place in your little game. "Wouldn't wanna misplace your jacket 'n get cold now, would we?"

Your pixelated smile on the screen gives everything away.

You hear the unmistakable sound of [REDACTED]'s sports motorbike before you see it; watching the corner of your street as he appears from the darkness like a phantom.

And like the gentleman that he is, [REDACTED] doesn't make you stray far from the safety of the streetlamp either. The moment your boyfriend pulls up in front of you, one of his large hands reaches around your waist to draw you near (almost as if he'd gone years without being in your presence), while the other makes quick work of the latch of his helmet. In one swift motion, he pulls it off and rests it against the tank—

Only to reveal that cute, pastel green frog hat sitting atop his head.

He can't help but smile when you do; clearly pleased that he went through with your silly request. At that, you let out a low hum of appreciation as you lean against your boyfriend's chest, and [REDACTED] returns the favour by bending down and pressing a chaste kiss against the crown of your head as well.

"...Think y'could give this unworthy prince another kiss, love?" Your beloved boyfriend leans in closer until your lips are millimetres away from touching, "Otherwise I might stay cursed t'live in this froggy form forever."

#💌 — answered. #🖤 — sai writes. #💖 — 14 days with queue. #💖 — about ren. #I'm like 14 years late bc of irl stuff; but wahhh belated happy birthday!! #I received your other ask about how you and Ren share a birthday after a holiday... It fr made me laugh dhghjs #But lmaooo I am so sorry that y'all get discounted holiday candy on your birthdays ;v; #Hopefully you don't mind this fic as a (super late) present!! #The froggy [REDACTED] art in Discord server shall be your early birthday present lol /silly #Anyways........... WHIPPED!! #HE'S SOOOO WHIPPED!!! #The froggy hat stays ON during motorcycle dates #Thank you for your service (I won't snitch about you breaking and entering) 🫡

[sweatermuppet]

minors dni with the poll bc minors dont have genitals or because genitals are inherently sexual and any discussion of them is age gated?

i don't want minors telling me abt their genitals because im an adult???? that is a very reasonable boundary. minors can privately discuss their bodies with other minors & trusted adults 👍

#anonymous #for clarity: when i say discuss privately i mean irl. don't trust people online!

[canisalbus]

Thought u should know there is a Vasco playing in the PuppyBowl XX this year.

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#Vasco! #a couple of people notified me about him! #this was the first time I had ever heard of puppy bowl so I wasn't sure what to say #super bowl isn't a thing here and I don't watch that much tv #but it looks like this particular Vasco came from a shelter in Puerto Rico and his team won? #go Vasco go #answered #b-oredzoi #irl Vaschete sightings

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Fandom definition of canon is getting so, so, so janky.

Canon is what happens IN THE WORK ITSELF. Word of God pronouncements and deleted scenes are debatable. But--

Luberto, my beloved, my emotional support ship, my joy of joys, my light in the darkness, still isn't canon.

It's explicitly listed as "unsanctioned fanart." That means NOT CANON. It would be a fun debate to discuss who gets to decide what is or is not canon on a movie with a huge creative team like this, but they're explicity calling it fanart.

Explicity calling it fanart multiple times. On either end of the posts. So you don't get confused. And yes, this is may just be because they're cowering in fear of Disney, but again, they're not attempting to speak for anyone but themself or that they did their part of the work on the film with this intention in mind (I'm sure they did tho lol).

Reposting their fanart, claiming it's Word of God Canon without any context, is a dishonest grab for clicks.

Sorry to be a spoil sport.

The real exciting news, IMHO is that Luca is coming to theaters. I love cute fanart but I wanna see my boys on the big screen and getting some of those movie theater residuals.

#I don't think destiel was canon either until the Latin American dub either ftr #If you confessed your love to someone irl and they blinked at you until you left... You would not say “we are in love we are together” #And I think word of God pronouncements can only come from the screenwriter or director imho #Fandom wank #Luca #Luberto #Pixar luca #post o' mine

[azaracyy]

a lesson on good karma digimon survive week 2024 day 4: supporting characters

#digimon #gomamon #digimon survive #survive week #survive week 2024 #rambling ahead. you don't have to read the tags beyond bc there's nothing that important tbh... you can just look at the art... #exhausted from being out and doing housework yesterday. then got a last-minute job with very urgent deadline today #finished everything but yeah basically i did anything but art so #irl do be like that aint it #anyway it's been a long time since i played survive and my memory isn't that good #but i always remember the part where we had to protect the gomamon #and later they showed us a path via the dam allowing the team to continue exploring #it reminded me of just how important it is to be nice and do good things whenever and wherever possible #and be mindful with the not-so-good things you do and say #be it good or bad. karma is real even if you don't know when it will get back at you #and you know in visual novel settings. whatever choice you make really determines what happens later on #yeah believe it or not i end up thinking stuff like that by helping a bunch of adorable seal mons... #mmm i'm officially behind now so i might as well take my time while also rest a bit haha ;; #this week has been fun with survive week tho fr. even though i came in unprepared (when will i change) #gotta keep surviving #png

[micamone]

call this one "guess my shepp"

#we are sitting at the dinner table but i couldn't put any more effort into it than this so just. fill in the blanks. #this also had color but i hated it so i (slaps ourple over it) #if you don't play this game they are all pink/purple elves and i'm. well i just drew it as me not the avie i use in game but yeah. #seeing my olive ass next to them would be very funny i'm saying. more than seeing me next to my rather pink husband irl #my art #badruu more like DADruu amiright. (taps mic) hello #anyways yeah congrats Nai'o I diagnose you with middle child. don't fight it. #auni's OUR little brother now. #Palia #my posts

[skretri]

the silly pathetic guy ♡

#honestly . i am more like a incelbur fictionkin or irl but i dont want to admit kt #i always say “noo i am not him i am not that stupid pathetic guyyyy” but then i am acting like him and im like “oh shit well maybe i am?” #i hate him so much(bc he's so me and i HATE IT) #it's a slash jay btw #i love him so much #but I don't want to be EXACTLY LIKE HIMMM ARHGGGG #that's it . I just wanted you guys to know this hgshshg #now i want to use incelbur in every team group or just anything #fanart #my art #incelbur #simpbur #bursona

[t0ecoll3ctor]

dear toe collector,

PLEASE show the pigshifter that'd be so fucking cool

also hypothetically if i had some screenshot edits from an old idea for a toh au would you be curious

thanks, ♠️

ya i think i still have the file on me hold on rq

boom

#alan becker #avm red #ava red #hahahaahaha i need to post more of my art from the discord servers on here #just havent because i don't feel like really doing so? also maybe just dumb anxiety saying that idk #also about the second question.... ***yes***. #i may not explode in text #but i might explode irl #seeing others combine my fav medias together makes me explode with happiness but also really shy for some reason idk. maybe just a me thing #perhaps i'm just insane #i was crazy once #also i did have an idea for yellow's palisman but i never got to drawing that #basically just their command block on their staff #like a little command block golem #a little command block golem who can fold back into their block form #did i explain that right? #i have a language disability so idk how to explain concepts in my head with words accurately so like #hang with me here #silly :) #animation vs minecraft #animator vs animation

[realpokemon]

Your job (and day to day life tbh) seem kinda treacherous, why don’t you have a battle Pokémon?

USUALLY it's normal. you guys caught me on a bad day. where i had to go out into an actual route and get chewed on like a pokédoll. besides i'm not allowed to battle the shelter pokémon

#similar to safari guidelines #pokemon #unreality #pkmn irl #they don't really care the rule that says they're not allowed to battle ME though.

[14dayswithyou]

I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT REN'S BIRTHDAY!!! I PROMISE!!!!! There's been a lot of rain recently n half of my house is flooded now lol

#Woke up to a broken window and an indoor pool the day before Valentines 💘 /hj #Everything is fine / I'm fine though!! /gen #I just need some time to sort out some irl stuff + move my belongings #I'll queue up some posts in the meantime! #Also also I'm turning off asks for a bit because my inbox is full + I don't think newer folks are reading da pinned post 😭 /lh /nm #to be tagged later #<- no laptop + mobile hours we die like Olivia in day 2 when you [REVOKED INFORMATION] #Shut up sai tag I miss you dearly 💔 #I'll also throw this into da queue why not lol #I noticed Tumblr doesn't publish 3 posts at once anymore?? rip 😭 #1 post every 15/20 minutes is so annoying now #Ok I'm done rambling shgjsdghds

[concoctionboy]

I just realized that "potion" is made up of the words "pot" and "ion" which makes sense because you can make potions in pots and they are made up of chemicals which are formed through ionic bonds and I'm sorry this is a stupid post I am sleep deprived and tired and incapable of making sense right now.

#potionposting #potion posting #OOC I mean I've been really sleep deprived for the last week or so IRL #but we'll say Concoction Boy is also sleep deprived in character for some reason sure #wizardposting #wizard posting #I don't know is mentioning potions enough to count as wizardposting #I don't know like I said I'm tired

[princesstaxiboy]

The Mountain Goats, Steal Smoked Fish + Jan van Eyck, The Adoration of the Mystic Lamb (closed view)

#the mountain goats #jan van eyck #ghent alterpiece #gent alterpiece #Adoration of the Mystic Lamb #web weaving #this is funny only to me #basically that guy in the bottom left hand corner is Joos Vijd who commissioned the painting basically in exchange for the monks to pray fo #his entry into heaven #so this paining is basically him asking to be blessed lol #anyways don't get me started on this fucking alterpiece i have so much to say about it #and i'm going to actually get to see it irl in march!!!! #c

[sun-marie]

I love how some of the Deadfire companions don't like each other. I love how things can get so tense between Xoti and Pallegina or Maia and Tekēhu that they boil over into a big fight with harsh words and hurt feelings. I love how Aloth doesn't get into a fight with Tekēhu but absolutely will bitch about him in an aside to the Watcher. I love how the endgame has some companions drawing lines in the sand and, depending on your choices, basically tears your party apart. I'm so invested in the Watcher's inner-party conflict, and the fact these arguments are triggered automatically after banter makes it feel like you're watching their nerves fray in real time. It's sooooo spicy, i love it so much

#pillars of eternity deadfire spoilers #and like it makes characters like serafen and eder #who as far as I can tell don't dislike any of the other characters enough to get into fights with them #stand out even more as like dudes who are just vibing #also when I say Aloth is “bitching” I 100% mean it positively bc it feels like how I complain about stuff with my friends irl #the relationships in this game are so well done #and I'm using the 8 party mod so I really feel like I'm seeing the full extent of the party dynamics #anyway yeah I got an argument last night with Maia and Tekēhu and she basically made him cry and it was so!! i eat that shit up!! #pillars of eternity #marie speaks