#Do deity eat??

[flaskuwu]

Kinda wanna draw Ganondorf cooking...

#idk my brain is like draw big guy just doing everyday things #ain't no way he doesn't have self care days #what id he has plushies and photos of his horses at his bedside #*if #If he taugh his henchmen to cook... #I dont think Zant can cook #can Yuga cook?? #Ghirahim probably knows how to cook but doesnt need to #Every Ganondorf definitely knows how to cook i refuse to believe otherwise #am i forgeting someone 🤔 #Demise??? #Astor cannot cook i refuse to believe he can #OH VAATI #maybe the wind mage can cook #flask rambles #Cia and Lana probably cook together for fun #Do deity eat??

[mentalblabbermouth]

Lokius really pulled a petrigrof huh

ngl i'm more of a casual mcu observer but after watching the Loki series...man

just wow/pos

as someone dealing with abandonment issues and crippling loneliness...haha that ending is NOT helping/hj

don't get me wrong it's a compelling and satisfying conclusion for Loki's character arc from a writing standpoint

but also he's alone now protecting the multiverse with his own hands. To give them a chance. To protect them. The people he cares about the most. He just wanted his friends back and now he's burdened with glorious purpose for eternity.

and Mobius is what just waiting for him for eternity??

It's a beautiful, heart-wrenching tragedy 😭

#if i had a nickel for every time an all powerful deity was in a relationship with a mortal whos a bit of a dork #but they were ultimately separated due to cosmic forces id have two nickels which isnt a lot but its weird its happened twice #i feel like id have more nickels but i cant think rn #just this parallel has been on my mind since thursday pls #loki #loki series #loki spoilers #lokius #petrigrof #fionna and cake #adventure time #im eating drywall #do you see what i mean

[hauntingblue]

Try not to make fights between two women look homoerotic challenge level impossible

#if franky isnt good with swords why does he have a sword on his mecha 💀 just for the shogun bit #inu inu fruit??? he is just like inuyasha... omg.... crossover of my favourite things.... yamato i love you..... #yamato eating the protector deity of wano fruit.... calling himself oden.... his father must be fuming he is the antithesis of his person #obv its very much on purposes but lmao rip bozo (kaido) you didnt think much about that one.... maybe the deity of wano wants its people to #be free and not slaves of a weapons industry idk.... #not olvia omg... and saul.... and clover... they changed little robin's name.... and her mom's voice is the same as hers lmao it's too much #robin said this is way too nice.... can't be real #once again thinking about robin holding her mothers hand..... and becoming an archeologist to make her proud.... the hands.... #but now it's not about her mom now its about her friends.... also her childish heart omg.... truly #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1042 #robin defending sanji's honor akdjsks #robin that was so slay... take care tho.... ily.... until next time #luffy on the floor passed out having a tantrum about food. incredible #fucking caribou again.... DIEEE!!!! #MOMO FLY AGAIN!!!! GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF HEIGHTS #also yesterday i was showering and thinking about like dying like this cant be right... i am on thay level.... #episode 1043 #'i am not soft on women' oh yeah i bet... #see how good armor haki would have been here..... i have been saying this #robin's face..... strongest element in all of one piece..... #robin wanting to become strong for someone else.... just like nami..... #OHHHH SHIT!!!!!!! she said i wanna be with my friends 😁 -> 😈 #that was so cool. also black maria is DEAD. that was a CLUTCH WWE STYLE. DAMN. robin getting there by thinking about his friends :))) #what love and human connection do to a mf (positively) #OH SHINOBU'S ABILITY.... MOMO..... OMG #episode 1044 #robin ily that was so cool. call me any time btw.

[altargarden]

you are the most important part of your worship. not candles, not offerings, not devotional acts. remember to take care of yourself.✨

#reminders #bun talks #spirit work #deity work #demon work #CFS has been eating me alive but i'm doing my best with my lil incense sticks

[deityofhearts]

the current (and consistent) mood is “my presence is unnecessary and contributes nothing”

#deity dialogue #so like on that note I just don’t know what to do #I feel like I need to be realistic about my place in peoples lives and just idk stop assuming people care #*shrug emoji* like I’m tired of being hurt by stupid shit that doesn’t matter #I just don’t feel like it matters whether or not I exist in anyone’s life or in general #I keep trying to tell myself that isn’t true or tell myself that it’s okay but nothing works #sometimes I do genuinely think maybe people do care and want me in their lives #then I realize I’m just bothering them and not like worth their time and it stings because I genuinely want to be wnated by people #anyways my head still hurts and i have a bday dinner to attend tomorrow so once again I’m taking sleep medicine #getting my fave depression snack tomorrow: tiramisu #perhaps I can opt out of dinner and get TWO tiramisu #but probably not I should probably eat actual food lest my irls get on my case about not eating

[balleater]

one thing i think is very funny about ludinus's whole "arcane is superior to the divine" thing is like. does he know that arcane magic was also given to mortals from the gods. like yeah, it's something learned now(by wizards atleast. im looking at you, sorcerers and warlocks that ludinus seems to have no issue with despite it being Very contradictory), but without the gods he wouldn't have had access to it either. actually, i don't think anyone knows what, if any, effect getting rid of the gods could have on arcane magic and i don't think he's even considered possibility. mortals were taught to make magic by the gods, but there is absolutely a chance that there's a way to block mortals off from that power and i don't think the gods would ever go down without a fight.

#critical role #ludinus da'leth #like his treatment of arcane magic is not unlike devotion to the divine 🤔 #(also even more so him working with predathos which. even if its not Technically divinity he's still doing its bidding so like.) #but yeah i was rewatching the history of exandria video and it made me have some thoughts #i will shit on ludinus's plans at any given opportunity btw. #like maybe the gods have absolutely nothing to do with arcane magic now that they gave it to mortals #but its very much something to consider. #there's no way predathos eats them all at once so there's gotta be time for the gods to do Something to it #and if not the prime deities then like. the betrayer gods would not take kindly to all this.

[dreamyprinx]

kane wanted to do an art challenge so here’s my creation made from that

#whimsy whispers #whims wips #it will never be finished but I feel like it’s an okay starting point for the deity that I never got around to designing idk #the amount of eyes is based on how many pillows I have on my bed #name and everything else is subject to change #I don’t feel good and I don’t particularly like or dislike this so I don’t have much else to say #the challenge calls for colouring and other stuff I think but I’m not doing any of that #I feel like garbage and just wanna drink my coffee and entertain the idea of eating even though there’s nothing I want to eat

[jinxwas2nd]

you have been chosen to join our rat dog cult. do you accept?

Oh i would love to, but i dont have or use snapchat so i cant use the filter :/

#though i do actually find it very interesting hairless dogs #and how coincidental your dog cult uses a hairless dog as its deity #i cant find n exact breed that looks like the one in the filter #but it looks like either a xolo or. chinese crested dog #and the xolo dog was worshiped by the aztecs and was seen as a sort of gaurdian to humans #and the chinese crested dog was supposedly used to eat rats and other such vermin during the black plauge #so you just so happened to choose a deity that historically was seen or used to protect humanity

[waugh-bao]

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#at this point in my life #I just laugh when people insist that you’re ‘NoT a REaL FaN!!!!’ if you don’t support everything a given band does #or if you have a favorite member and don’t hesitate to make it known #(or *cough cough* take 1963-2020 Keith to be a better judge of musical integrity and what constitutes a true band than the contemporary man) #like…yeah? I have favorites. I’ll be honest if I hate what they’re doing. and? #I’m not Dmitry Peskov #and unless I missed something. they don’t pay me to get on here every day and kiss their ass #so I’m not going to feel very bad for saying some album graphics are ugly or drumming drags #they’re old rockstars not deities. no matter what their particular delusions may be #((also. lost my sense of taste three days ago. and struggling to eat. so I’ve got to find my laughs somewhere))

[bitchfitch]

the thing I'm eternally undecided about is When does that dragon thing start? Like does it start with Tahir and his willful sacrifice and the ensuing relationship with Daeodon before Tahir's death, and then transition into Twohir and his quest to kill the fucking dragon who's dead lover he's the incarnation of and the Mess that is them trying to figure Their shit our while trying to resurrect Tahir.

Or do I just start with Twohir? Theres more drama and more Story to them beyond the growing pains of a new relationship. but also Tahir is my baby boy and i don't want to relegate him to backstory, and a Lot of Daeodon's vibes just Don't work without the explicit context that his words and his feelings or motivations don't always line up.

Like, without Tahir and the way the two interacted it's Way too easy to assume Daeodon made it rain endlessly for the same reason he stopped the rains entirely years ago. That his only motivation for ruining lives and destroying the forest he's lord and god of is that something was taken away from him and he doesn't care What that thing was, just that it was taken. Because this time around he really does care that it was Tahir specifically he lost.

But leaving Tahir as backstory would also make Daeodon having a heart be more of a reveal? More something Twohir and the reader discover together. But it also make Daeodon way fucking creepier.

Daeodon spends the first handful of interactions he has with Twohir (not including the one where Daeodon broke Twohir's arm) being fucking Weird. Twohir is Tahir's reincarnation, and while the two are Wildly different people, there's situations where it's too easy for Daeodon to just Pretend for a moment. And from Twohir's perspective, the fucking dragon he wants dead and to never be near him again because he considers his fucked up life partially Daeodon's fault, is constantly trying to get close to him and abuse Twohir's willingness to drink at parties and miss the little clues that would give Daeodon in his faunsona away. It's creep behavior. Even with context it's absolutely unacceptable, But with all that context and the reader already having a good insight on who Daeodon is as a person, it's creep behavior that Feels more tragic than disgusting.

But Tahir's side of the story isn't short. It's not something that can just go in a prologue, and it's not at All the same genre as Twohir's. so having the two halves butted up against each other doesn't Feel right.

like tldr: Tahir is my very special boy but how he fucked a dragon and became a love god is kinda boring compared to how his reincation fucked the same dragon, resurrected Tahir, and then also became a love god.

#Like tahirs Entire plot is: #Meets and bangs a mysterious guy at a handful of festivals. the guy only ever shows up at the festivals and pays special attention to Tahir #The dragon god of the forest throws a hissy fit about some mcguffin getting stolen from him and demands it returned. and casts the forest #into a drought until the item is returned or something of equal or greater value in his eyes value is given to him. #Eventually the drought has slogged on for so long the people are desperate and decide a person is the only thing left for them to attempt #sacrificing. Nobody Wants to do that but its the only hope they have. Tahir volunteers bc he loves his community enough to do That. #Hes sorta married off to the dragon god in a whole ceremony. With the hope being that the god wouldn't eat his own bride or would at least #be quick about it if he did. #Anyways Tahir goes to the dragon and surprise its that guy. #they have a fun scene where Tahir. for obvious reasons. does not believe the Guy to be the dragon and demands he probe it #the guy does. Shenanigans happen and over the years the people of the forest begin to treat tahir as a deity in his own right #and that belief does start giving him some actual powers n stuff. and its great hes a love god and his wedding day is a celebrated holiday #and then he dies. Defending Daeodon. and that makes Daeodon very :( and so he honors Tahir's last wish of never taking the rain away #again by making it rain Constantly. his sunlight was stolen from him and so he has stolen everyone elses until its returned. #yadda yadda yadda. Twohir is here now

[itsukicoded]

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#i feel like im doing pretty okay this month compared to other years #so it’s okay if i feel like rotting today #or maybe it’s the half of the month where i wonder if any of this is worth anything #bc ofc the other half is spent convinced im a deity & i’ll never die etc #……whatever #i hate may & june i hâte summer #but then i hate the holidays and hearing abt ppls family time #i should eat i should go and lie down #there’s no part of any year to look forward to #and even if i managed to do what i want in life i still have to take is disgusting self with me wherever i go #…….im the one i can’t escape in the end #my life my past all of it rattles behind me like a snake tail #whatever

[specialshinytrinkets]

(Part 1)

More deities! Not as many, but they come in batches of two (because writing duos is easier than an isolated character) (reblogging and commenting is appreciated!!)

1. [Saladohn], god of trading (they/them) [sala - trade; dohn - help]

They work with the Chained and Sun-Tounched with trading goods. Very bubbly and enthusiastic! Through the goggles they can see hidden properties of objects and their profitability. Saladohn also uses them to summon helping hands as "simulation" of sorts

Also this is how "calico" Chained look! Most of the time the spots are either only brown, black or rarely ginger, but Saladohn is a special case

2. [Syrdykän], god of w*r (left) (he/they) and [Eresdan], god of love (right) (she/he)

These two have beef with each other on almost daily basis. Every century all the same.

Syrdykän usually resides in their lair and talks with the last deity about new weaponry. Stoic, strong and is apathetic most of the time. But don't think that he's only that: on the battlefield he motivates the w*arriors, gives them strength to go forward and sometimes helps with strategising. (Pretty average tbh)

They also pick fights with other gods as training. Usually with Eresdan, because she's a capable fighter when agitated. And he's always agitated around Syrdykan.

Eresdan stands for love and keeping things peaceful (no duh). He leads not just new couples, but old, long married ones. For that, he either transforms into a jay using a coat (she had a mask too, but I removed it cuz it was overloading the design in my eyes), or sends one of hers

Fun fact: Sheps say "the jay flew over you" referring to crushes because of that. Finding a jay or its feather is a sign of new love coming soon. It should be alive tho

Either way! Eresdan and Syrdykän's natures go against one another, resulting in fights. No enemies-to-lovers involved, ironically Eresdan is aromantic lol

3. [Koorstyn] (the o's are separate) god of fire and blacksmithing (he/him)

Pretty caring dude! He works with Syrdykän and provides him weapons. Unlike Gefest, he kind of... accepted that mortals need fire. Stone houses can't burn down, after all

He's able to create anything out of metal, and can handle/make fire. For it, he needs to take off the gloves, that's why he wears them most of the time

That's it! Yeah, pretty half-baked, but hey. May I suggest you a meme?

This excuses all of my sins, including drawing Pushkin in a cat maid outfit /j

#Young Mr Small_village #dusty.art #trinkets.txt #tawog #the amazing world of gumball #headcanons #sketches #traditional sketch #deities #made up deity #it's like #syrdykän: breathes | eresdan: BOI- #why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

[deityofhearts]

they should invent being full without having to eat

#deity dialogue #I mean this in as normal a way as possible #my eating has been getting bad again and like even when I’m actively eating I feel sick #like I’m aware I have to eat something and I’ll feel worse if I don’t but like it’s hard to when there’s the usual problems (nothing I wanna #eat/can stomach) as well as just feeling sick whenever i eat anything #I like genuinely dread having to eat food I feel like shit I’m so tired of it #anyways guess who’s about to go make themselves find something to eat and hope they don’t feel as terrible #I hate this shit I was finally doing a bit better with food idk what happened

[noxtivagus]

OH MY GOD I JUST SAW IN MY NOTIFS FROM FFXIV, 6.3 NEWS ???? "GODS REVEL, LANDS TREMBLE" IM FREAKING OUT HDJFJDKGKMD

#🌙.rambles #[ ffxiv. ] #MY HEART FEELS LIKE ITS GNA BURST #the title. THE NAME its so so goddamn cool holy shot what the fuck i'm not ok #gods revel lands tremble.... #6.3's the climax here so i'm. oh my god #what will they do to my beloved girlboss zero #teach her what r friends.... WHY NOT SOMETHING MORE.... #sorry. a moment of weakness #NEW DEEP DUNGEON OMG EUREKA ORTHOS #reminds me i have yet to finish the eureka quests. #the 5th ultimate.... oh man i wish i had a static 😭 that said though i'm gna fucking freak out who will the ult be for #'euphrosyne' FFXIV N THE GREEK MYTHOLOGY INSPO IS MELTING MY HEART #the three graces. i will cry #THALIA IS THE THIRD ONE THEN I'M GNA FREAK OUT #menphina's gna be for this raid if i'm not mistaken? bro that's my deity i'll die for her #LOPPORITS 🥺 UWAHHH THEY'RE SO CUTE #OMG WHAT'S THIS A CHILL ARRANGEMENT ALBUM? #I'M EATING DINNER I SHLD WATCH THE STREAM FUCK #new diving location in la noscea.... DAMN 🥹 #oh my god this game rlly is changing n improving so much but sob my poor heart i miss the old days too #i shld be more active again fr my heart aches i really miss playing ffxiv more like i used to

[jackals-ships]

scampering noises b4 i sleep i had. an alduin thot. SPECIFICALLY it's jackal trying to get him to play act Being A Normal Ass Person Sorta Kinda so it's. so it's a fancy lil dinner party thing

and half of it is jackal teaching him how to Use Hands To Hold Spoons and the other half is "local dragon god inexplicably knows Only how to sass and subtly mock local dragonborn more at 11"

#jackals barks #ship: make me your deity #canon is whatever is sexiest at the moment #and whats sexiest at the moment is the concept of alduin getting one of the servants to bring them just. raw fuckin meat #and theyre affronted bc a) RUDE b) they weren't gonna eat in front of him bc of the whole mask thing #and they dont have a Chance to hiss at him before hes All Up In Their Business #head right next to theirs informing them he'd been wondering why they smelled like the kennels all the time #<- dragonborn!jackal is a werewolf for context btw #also he asks why they dont hunt with the others and they tell him its bc they scare the others bc they have The Og Strain of puppyboy pox #courtesy of hircine going }:3 mine now #and THEY know how to show empathy to others when they know they look scary unlike HIM #and hes just 'Hm. Do you?' '...what does that mean-' 'Feel empathy. Or you just very good at pretending.' #<- local dragon god reads dragonborn for filth immediately gets jumped

[bloomingbluebell]

my au botw link would not get along with lu wild i don't think. they would just.... idk, not really vibe as much? they're pretty much the opposite of a lot of popular botw link headcanons honestly

#like they're still pretty impulsive and reckless don't get me wrong #but they're also a lot less so #they're a quiet kind of chaotic who will tell you that they once tried to ride a bear and not elaborate on it #but they don't hunt animals because the process makes them sick + triggers their OCD #they've gained the favour of like. every deity in their land (malanya; the great fairies; satori; the deku tree) #but lost the favour of most hylians #(they kinda see them as weird (/neg) even before totk happened) #they have quite a few friends but they don't trust super easily #they have a maternal/caregiver side too and will feed you. you do not have a choice #(it's not quite a love language. it's more a sense of duty like. everyone's gotta eat right?) #idk i need to infodump about something sjkdfhksadf