bro can you imagine being tritter. you’re a power hungry cop who just wants to get revenge on the asshole doctor who humiliated you, so you approach his prescribing physician saying “here’s cold hard proof that he committed several crimes and endangered your career”. and instead of testifying against him in light of this information he’s like nooo he didn’t do anything wrong!! it was my fault actually that he committed felonies without my knowledge!! don’t take him away!! send me to prison instead!!! like. what do you even do with that
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Do you remember? 🎶
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Some more of my FE4 play diary -- I unfortunately never ended up finishing drawing all the chapters like I planned, but here is my experience with chapters 2-4. You can view my post with the prologue-chapter 1 diary here ♥
PS: Not supposed to be a representative of everyone's playthroughs, just some silly things that happened in my own game :D
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you know how the Schmidt sting pain index is just a guy who gets stung by insects so he can rank the amount of pain it puts him in
do you think there’s some guy in the Pokemon world that runs around aggroing every species of Pokemon solely so they can rate how much their attacks hurt them
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She can't keep getting away with this!
[First] Prev <--> Next
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Kataang Week DAY 1 // Wind & Rain
A day at the beach with the couple that doesn't know how to sit down
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big dog
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luffys big bros are kinda cool (aka let lil bro play too pls)
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May 1, 2023 - Paris, France. [video]/[video]
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@flawseer gave me the idea to start this...
DRAWING ALL JMA STUDENTS DAY 1: ALBA
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Having worked with feathers for cosplay I can say with surety that there's one unexplored avenue of dabihawks comedy. Forget shedding feathers. Those are easy to clean up. But the fluff at the base of each one?? That stuff sheds too, and being so lightweight it floats everywhere (including inside your nostrils). You can't just sweep it, either, because, again, floating.
So all I'm saying is. Dabi vacuuming daily, and the league (Toga) cooing at how domestic that is and how good a stay at home husband Dabi secretly is, only for Dabi to be quietly seething with rage because Hawks came over for lunch and now there's feather fluff on the couch again and he just vacuumed that morning
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> FERDINAND II.
And so your PLANT shall henceforth be known as FERDINAND II.
The thought of needing to inform FERDINAND I of his having a namesake makes you a bit ill, but you are already hard at work devising several plausible excuses for the gesture. Something about how you've named it after the one most invested in its naming, or how it is similarly prone to drooling. Yes. Yes, you will be able to deflect quite easily, should the need arise. It has nothing to do with your fondness for FERDINAND or your desire for a substitute in his imminent absence, no—again, you are not so prone to sentimentality. It's about the drool.
Well, anyway. Best to move on with your day and think about something else, lest you grow maudlin or cultivate further affection for the PLANT. May the GODDESS be merciful and never cause you to develop inclinations that could be described as paternal.
Now that your plant has received sufficient care, it is time for COFFEE. You set to making your morning brew. By CHANCE, there happens to be sufficient water remaining in the kettle for FERDINAND I to have TEA, should he wish it.
Per your TIMEPIECE, it is now a quarter to eight. You have made excellent progress on your PRE-BREAKFAST TO-DO LIST thus far: the only remaining task is to remove FERDINAND. You are starting to get rather peckish and would like to be rid of him quickly, but over the past week, you have found that extracting the man from YOUR QUARTERS is a more arduous task than it ought to be.
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FINAL GIRLS: THE THREE DRAGONS OF THE DANCE.
Day one: FAVOURITE BOOK MOMENT.
Baela Targaryen
Nettles the Dragonseed.
Rhaena Targaryen
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