#Cecil Dennis x You

[foxilayde]

22. “Look how good you take it.”

26. “Faster! Please, let me come!”

73. “God, you love it like this, don’t you?”

with sub cecil i beg of you🧎🏼

Well since you begged 😈

26. “Faster! Please, let me come!”

[Cecil Dennis x Fem Reader]

Word Count: 1.2k

Warnings: 18+ only smut. Sub Cecil.

“Baby. Oh fuck. You’re so hot right now.” Cecil bites his bottom lip and gulps heartily, adjusting himself as best he can against the restraints that you’ve locked his wrists into on the headboard.

You’re not sure if he’s referring to the feather in your hand that you’re using to tickle him hard or if he’s remarking on how hot your black vinyl outfit looks on you, pushing up your cleavage in the intimidating corset, complete with black fishnets and thigh high patent leather boots, or if its a combination of the two sights.

You’ve never put him in this position before, tied up, buck naked, laying flat on the bed, splayed in such a vulnerable fashion. It’s not like he needs the handcuffs, he’s perfectly happy to follow any order you give him on any given day, but there’s something about the way he jolts and jostles against the handcuffs, the metal clinking against wood, that gives you a self-assured satisfaction at having this pretty boy at your command.

His cock is stiff as can be, undervein pronounced and protruding, he twitches and leaks when you delicately trace the feather up and down his chest, teasing his peaked nipples and fluttering the feather town to tickle his balls.

“Uuuughhh” Cecil cries, bucking his hips into the fluffy tickler, trying with all his might to eek out any kind of friction.

You slap his cheek gently with the feather.

“You want more, desperate boy? Is my feather not enough for you?”

“More. Yeah. Please, more.”

“Are you sure that’s what you want, Cecil?”

Cecil whines out of his nose, his only response is to hump the air again and clang his restraints. You tut your tongue.

“Suit yourself.” You say to him sweetly, placing the handle of the tickler in his mouth like a horse’s bit. His teeth bite around it, eyes going wide and round, watching you intently as you climb onto the bed, running a vinyl gloved finger from his sweaty forehead down to his nose. You pat his cheek. “I’m keeping that in there so you don’t talk back to me, baby.”

You snuggle up to his side, thigh hitching up and over his leg, Cecil hisses and drools against the handle, eyes rolling back into his head when you slide your your stiletto boot clad leg up his thigh and over his groin, pressing your heel lightly into the base of his cock. His whole body shakes and breaks out in goosebumps.

“You like that, don’t you, pretty?”

He’s harder than ever before, you can practically see the pulse of his heartbeat pounding through his cock when you dig your heel in deeper.

“Answer me Cecil.” You pinch and pull one of his nipples in between your gloved fingers.

“Eehhhhpphfff” his reply is wet and nearly unintelligible behind the object between his teeth.

“Good boy.” You run your hand lovingly up and down his chest, making him buck into the heel of your boot.

“More?”

Cecil doesn’t wait for you to force an answer out of him, his neck strains with emphatic nodding and you take great pleasure in getting up and standing on the mattress between his legs. With utmost care you brace your hand against the ceiling for balance and toe the tip of his cock with your the bottom of your boot, letting Cecil lift his hips up into the sole of it, grinding himself pathetically between his lower abdomen and the black sole. You twist your foot down, causing his hips to drop to the bed and a breathy whine to hiss between his teeth.

“Hold still.” You command. Cecil is a good boy, for now, and doesn’t move his hips, but he does flex his fingers in a subconscious grabby motion. His cheeks are so pink now and you just want to bend down and kiss him on the red patchy flush spreading over his chest and face. He doesn’t buck up any more, you press your foot down firmly, and hold still for a moment before slowly dragging the sole up and down the length of him, occasionally pressing the point of the stiletto to the base of his shaft when the angle is right.

It’s precarious fucking work; balancing on one stiletto booted leg and jerking off your lover with the other, standing on a mattress. Thank god you have a steadying grip on the ceiling.

Cecil moans something indecipherable behind the bit of the handle.

“What’s that, pretty baby, what do you want?”

The phrase is garbled nothingness with his mouth restrained the way it is, and after a few pathetic attempts of his, you decide to practice benevolence and tell him to, “spit it out!”

He spits out the handle and gasps gratefully before whining, “Faster! Please let me come!”

There are fucking tears welling up in Cecil’s eyes and you decide to take pity on your pretty boy, he’s suffered quite enough with your teasing.

You lift your pointed patent black boot off of Cecil’s cock and fold down to your knees between his legs. You extend a shiny gloved hand to Cecil’s mouth. “Spit.” You command.

He breathes brokenly for a few beats, Adam’s apple bobbing— exhausted, before lifting his head and spiting into your palm pitifully.

“Good boy” you smile, he hums at that, letting his head fall back, and when you wrap your hand around his cock, using his own spit to stroke him firmly with the slippery glove, twisting your wrist up and down, Cecil shivers in appreciation.

He’s unrestricted from his vocalizations now, bucking his hips into your grip, profuse adoration spilling out of his lips, “thank you thank you thankyou ohh fuck ahhh ahhhhh!” When Cecil cums, you point his tip towards his chest, creamy white ropes spurt onto his abdomen. You squeeze him from base to tip in your slick gloved fingers, forcing every last drop out of his weeping head.

He shivers in relief, panting out of his pretty lips, eyes going dumb and blinking heavily at you, watching with dumb sated curiosity as you spread his slick semen all over his belly with your gloved hand. He knows what’s coming when you bring your fingers to his mouth, his chin already tipped open in anticipation. He sucks and licks your glove clean, clanking against his restraints once more when he attempts to follow your hand with and eyes-closed sucking motion like a baby searching for a nipple.

“You’re such a good boy, Cecil.”

He grins almost drunkenly, going slack against the restraints, a little streak of his own cum on his chin, “I’m your good boy.”

#Cecil Dennis x Reader #Cecil Dennis x You #Revenge for Jolly fanfiction #smut #oscar isaac characters

[eroticandawkward]

Please and Thank You II Cecil x GN!Reader

Rating: Explict, 18+ ONLY

Warnings: pwp, bdsm, sub!cecil, dom!reader, edging, overstimulation, vibrating butt plugs, bondage, light degradation/humiliation, blowjob, vibrator-job??, multiple orgasms (m receiving), cbt, reader’s genitals are not mentioned

Description: uhhh yeah so this is. just smut. very kinky smut. not beta read.

You turn off the tv, stretching and checking the time. Of course, you know what time it is; you hadn’t even been really paying attention to the tv. This was all a charade, an excuse to build tension, both for you and more importantly for your boyfriend in the other room. 

Speaking of which. You make your way to the bedroom. The sight that greets you is just glorious: Cecil spread out on the bed with his wrists tied to either side, his body tensing with nervous energy, his dick already pressed against the confines of his cock cage just from being made to wait for you. You step further into the room and grin as his eyes snap to you, lust-blown pupils watching your every move. 

“Look at you,” you purr, setting yourself between his legs. Taking the key from around your neck, you unlock the cock cage to remove it. Cecil audibly whimpers as his dick bounces free. Jesus, and you haven’t even touched him yet. 

After putting aside the cock cage you pour a healthy amount of lube on your hand. “You gonna be a good boy for me?” you ask. 

He nods vigorously. “Yeah?” you hum, tilting your head. 

“Yeah,” he replies, still nodding. “Gonna, gonna be so fucking good, I- fuuck-” Cecil arches up the moment your hand touches his cock. You press down on his hip to keep him from bucking into your hand. It’s not that Cecil doesn’t want to follow directions, just that sometimes he has a hard time controlling his reactions. Hence his hands tied to the headboard. 

“Oh that feels so good baby, fuck that feels so fucking nice…” Cecil rambles as you slowly stroke him. He bends his legs so his knees are by your head, and then immediately straightens them out against the duvet again. His toes curl, and his eyes close, and his chest starts to rise and fall as you jack him off faster. When he starts gasping in staccato, you pull off and press your body weight against his thighs so he can’t move. 

Cecil whines, opening his eyes and pouting at you. “Wha…no, keep going,” he huffs. He tries to jerk his hips, all desperate and needy.

In response, you grip his balls in one hand and smack them with the other. “Huh?” you say over his yelp. You smack him again. “What was that? I hope I didn’t just hear you ordering me around.” 

“No!” He shakes his head, looks at you with those big brown eyes. “I’m sorry! You should, you should do whatever you want! Anything you want, that’s a-okay with me.” He licks his lips nervously. 

It takes some amount of self-control not to laugh and kiss all over his sweet face then and there, but you manage. Instead, you release him from your vice grip, rubbing your hand along his thigh. “Good boy,” you praise, and watch him beam.

“Please- please touch me again?” he asks hesitantly. He gives a little wiggle of his hips.

You pretend to consider it for a moment before wrapping your hand loosely around his cock. “Oh alright,” you chuckle. “Since you asked so nicely.” You keep your grip around him light, twisting your hand just quick enough to get him riding the edge. 

“Tell me when you’re close, baby,” you murmur, licking the tip of his dick. 

Cecil lets out a strangled sound, face all red and sweaty. His eyes are screwed shut and he keeps opening and closing his hands. It’s not long before he’s gasping out that he’s close, and you back off again.

“Please,” he begs, jerking into the air. “Please let me come, honey. M’ so fucking close…”

“You’re so close?” you repeat mockingly. 

He doesn’t pick up on your tone, nodding empathically. “Just a little more, please? Wanna come on your hand so bad. Please let me come on your hand, baby,” he pleads. 

You run your nails along the underside of his dick, relishing in his broken moan. “Such a sweet boy,” you hum. “Begging all nice and pretty for me. You want it so bad don’t you?”

“So bad,” he agrees. 

You bring your lips around the head of his cock, your hand stroking the rest of him. Cecil shudders under you. Whispered pleas fall from his lips, like an offering. 

You pull off and sit back on your heels, gaining leverage to stroke him faster. Cecil’s eyes all but roll into the back of his head. 

“Feels so nice, fuck it feels so so nice, please let me come, please!” he gasps out, writhing on the bed.

“Go on then,” you say, voice much quieter than his. “Come for me.”

He arches almost completely off the bed as his orgasm hits him like a brick wall, his mouth open in a silent scream that breaks into a shuddery moan. His chest and face are flushed red and some of his curls are stuck to his forehead with sweat. He looks absolutely wrecked.

But you are far from done.

Cecil collapses back against the bed once his orgasm fades, but you haven’t stopped stroking him. He shifts, blinking his eyes open. 

“Honey,” he croaks. “M’ don- ah!” He squirms in discomfort as you polish his oversenstive cockhead. “M’ d-done…”

“Thanks for the update,” you say with a smirk. You drizzle more lube over your hand and his dick, stroking him slowly. Cecil starts to fidget in earnest now. 

“M’ done!!” he tells you, trying to get away from your hand. “I already came!”

“Just once,” you say. You see his eyes widened as understanding dawns. “But you’ve been begging me all week to cum, haven’t you? How many times would you say you’ve begged me to let you cum, Cec?”

Admittedly, you’re asking a lot of Cecil to have him listen and answer your questions while torturing his poor cock. You’re honestly surprised he’s heard anything you’ve said. Life’s not fair though, and Cecil has always been a bit of a masochist, so you smack his balls hard when he doesn’t respond. 

“I said, how many times have you begged to cum this week,” you chastise. 

Cecil rocks against the bed, hands clenching at nothing. “I dunno,” he whimpers. “A- a lot?” 

Humming in agreement, you start kissing and caressing a trail up his body. Even though you aren’t touching his cock anymore, he still twitches from the contact, letting out little mewls of pleasure-pain.

Your journey ends at his lips in a bruising kiss. You run a hand through those beautiful curls as he moans into your mouth, both of you getting lost in the kiss for a moment. 

“Mm…” You lick your lips as you reluctantly pull away. “That’s my good boy.” You reach down between his legs to start stroking him again. Cecil gasps, burying his face in your neck. 

“Three more,” you say against the side of his head. “You can give me three more, can’t you baby?” 

His response is unintelligible, his breath hot against your neck. You grab a fistful of his curls and yank his head back so he’s forced to look at you. “What was that?” you say sweetly. You squeeze your fist around his dick. 

“Yes!” he squeaks. “Yes, m’ sorry, yes!” 

“That’s what I like to hear,” you purr. You loosen your grip around him and let go of his hair, booping his nose before moving back down between his legs. It seems your ministrations have not gone unappreciated, because little Cecil is already at half-mast when you wrap your lips around the tip.  

“Oh god,” you hear him choke. 

You hollow your cheeks, trying to draw out more of those beautiful sounds. The restraints clink against the headboard as you take more of Cecil in your mouth. He’s moving his legs around again. You can practically feel the heat growing in his belly. God bless this sensitive boy. 

“Sh-shit…” Cecil moans. “M’ gonna-” 

You pull off just as he goes over the edge. Jerking, Cecil still manages to shoot an impressive load onto his stomach and your hand, the little overachiever. You keep stroking past his climax, watching as his expression again goes from bliss to discomfort. 

“Breathe,” you tell him as he writhes. Cecil sucks in a breath. You tap his knee to remind him to exhale. 

“Hurts,” he whines at you. He seems to be torn between trying to get off for you again and trying to escape the relentless sensations tormenting him. Even though he’s breathing more evenly now, there’s a distinct tremor present. 

He chokes out a sob when you move off the bed, releasing him from your hand for the moment. He shifts gingerly.

“Got something for you,” you say when you return. You hold the butt plug up for him to see. Desire flickers in his eyes. You grin- even as overstimulated as he is, Cecil can’t help but get excited at you using his favorite butt plug on him. He picked it out, actually. It’s bright yellow- “like the sun!”- shaped into two thick beads. 

You don’t even have to ask Cecil to open his mouth. As soon as you bring the plug near him, he sticks out his tongue eagerly. One word and he’s wrapping his lips around the silicone, closing his eyes and bobbing his head like he’s sucking dick.

“My sweet little slut,” you praise. “You look so fucking pretty like this.” The toy isn’t very long, but it is thick, and the sight of Cecil’s lips stretched around it has you biting back a moan. 

The plug is glistening with spit when you pull it free. Cecil gives a dazed whine. 

“I know baby,” you say comfortingly. He’s so eager it almost hurts. You give the plug a generous coating of lube and push Cecil’s legs up to expose his hole. 

“Cec.” You smack his ass to refocus him. Hazy brown eyes meet yours. “I need you to relax sweetheart. Can you relax for me?”

He nods, taking almost comically large breaths. The tip of the plug slides in easily, and you fuck it in and out of him until he’s begging for more. His exhausted cock twitches in interest when you reach the thickest part of the toy, the start of the second bead. You pause there, letting it stretch out his hole. 

“Ah- please move it, please move it, I can’t-” Cecil groans and instinctively draws his legs closed. You push them back open, making him suffer a few moments longer before pushing the plug the rest of the way in. 

“Thank you,” he sobs out.

“You’re welcome.” You kiss the inside of his knee, watching his face as you turn the toy on. 

You almost get a knee in the face. Cecil lurches up like he’s possessed, crying loud enough to make you briefly worried about the neighbors. After you scramble back and turn off the vibration- and jesus, it was on low- you’re surprised to see Cecil had already come again.

His chest is heaving with effort, his whole upper body flushed pink. Tears bead in the corners of his eyes. “Fuuuck,” he exhales.

You laugh and collect your bearings. “Well now I know you have one more in you,” you tease. This earns you a look you’ve taken to calling The Wet Kitten. 

“You promised me three more,” you remind him, taking his spent cock in hand. “And I intend on getting it.” Careful of his knees, you turn the toy back on. 

Cecil groans and thumps his head against the pillow a few times. “S’ too much honey, I dunno if I can,” he pleads. But his groans soon turn into gasps of pleasure, and his dick grows hard (albeit slowly) under your touch once again. 

“One more,” you encourage. You twist your hand up his length in long strokes. “I know you can do it. You’re already so close, aren’t you? Didn’t you say you wanted to cum on my hand?” You thumb his slit. “Cum on my hand baby boy; I want every last bit of you.”

Cecil had been coming more and more undone the longer you spoke. He was rocking into your hand now, broken moans falling from his lips. A part of you is sad you didn’t have a camera to capture it. But you brush the handle of the toy with your leg as you stroke him, and Cecil actually screams as his fourth orgasm rips through him.

This time, you stop when he comes down from his high, turning off the butt plug as well and carefully slipping it out of him. He’s crying softly, and you shush him as you move to remove the restraints.

“You did so good for me,” you murmur, kissing his wrists as you release them. He wraps his arms around you and pulls you down next to him, burying his wet face against you. You rub his back, continuing to praise him quietly. 

When his breathing has evened out, you pull back a bit to tip his face up towards yours. “Was it okay?” you ask. “Not too much?”

“I loved it,” he sighs, giving you a sleepy smile. You thumb his cheek and kiss him sweetly. 

“Jus’...gonna go to sleep riiiight here,” he hums. He nestles against you, oblivious to his cum-coated stomach and thighs.

You laugh. “So I guess you don’t want beer and burritos…?” you joke. Cecil’s head pops back up and you laugh again at his expression. 

“Beer and burritos?!” 

“Mm. Shower first,” you tell him, casting a pointed look down. He blushes.

“Okay, yeah. Shower first.”

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#cecil x reader #cecil dennis x reader #cecil x you #cecil dennis x you #revenge for jolly fanfiction #mine #sweet as honey ❤️🩹

[jayke0]

CryBaby

Pairing: Cecil Dennis x g/n reader

Summary: kinktober day 18, Masturbation and Dacryphilia

Rating: 18+

Warnings/content: male masturbation, dacryphilia, Sub!Cecil and Dom!reader, praise, cock ring, mocking/degrading, "puppy" as a nickname, stripping, teasing, hair tugging, edging, crotch sniffing?? Idek, hookup type situation, lmk if there's anything else i should add :).

Word count: 1,296

Credit: @automnepoet for proofreading ily.

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You hate how well Cecil has perfected his puppy dog eyes, because they always work on you. His big brown eyes soften and his eyebrows pull into an almost pained expression anytime he wants to get his way. He's even started adding a pout to his expression, one that just makes you want to grab his stupid blushing face and kiss him till you're both begging for air.

As he looks up at you now with that same expression, you find it hard to repeat the words you'd sneered just seconds earlier.

"Touch yourself." You finally say, though with a lot less conviction than before.

The man whines at his failed plan, palm pressing against his crotch seemingly in protest. "I ain't even done anything wrong though!"

Your lip curls a little at his brattiness. "I know you haven't," you lean down to him, face close to his, "but I wanna watch you fuck your hand, that alright with you?"

Cecil lets out a soft groan and then nods, giving up the bratiness just as quickly as he'd displayed it. He looks down at his crotch and starts undoing his tattered jeans, hands shaking a little with excitement and pulling out his cock for you to see in full glory.

You'd convinced him to put on that cock ring you'd purchased for him under the guise it'd make his orgasm feel better, but really you just wanted him to last more than 3 fucking minutes.

His tip weeps precum while the base of his cock twitches, making the whole length bob before he shakily wraps his hand around himself and spreads the precum messily over the shaft with a soft sigh.

You lick your lips almost instinctively while you watch him, eyes dragging over his body and observing the way he's already drawn in on himself just from some simple touches; maybe he likes being watched, or maybe he's just always like this when he jacks off, that wouldn't surprise you. 

"Good boy." The praise just comes from you automatically now, given positive reinforcement by the way his cock twitches and he moans. "Go on, carry on baby, lemme see you touch yourself like you do when you're alone."

"I–I can't, I need something to use, y'know? Like a porn mag or… you." His bottom lip sticks out.

That makes your tummy flutter. You give him a sheepish eye before placing yourself on the bed opposite him, your crotch directly in his eyeline from his position kneeling on the floor. Slowly, your hands reach down to the hem of your shirt and you pull it over your head, throwing it in his direction so it lands over his head.

The man scrambles to pull it from his face as his hand already starts moving on himself, long and slow strokes that remind you of the way he fucks you at first. "Yeah, i love that body…" His tongue hangs from his mouth, which is usually something you'd find a turn-off if it was anyone else, but admittedly it's endearing from the slightly odd man.

A smile spreads across your lips and you run your hands over your body and sides to tease him, lingering on some of the marks he'd left you with days ago. "And you love fucking marking it too." You scowl at him, though it's more playful than mean, just wanting to tease him for how excited he gets over you. Leisurely you bring your fingers further and further up till you reach your nipples to take them between your fingers and play with them, letting out soft moans and rocking your hips as you do when he touches you like this.

A pant comes from the other's lips as his eyes struggle to focus on your fingers teasing your pebbled nerves. 

"Can I not even touch them? This seems super unfair." He frowns and leans forward.

You place your foot on his thigh to push him back, making a pathetic whine explode from the frustrated man and his hand work faster on himself. 

"No, stay there, puppy." 

Another moan erupts from him, and usually that'd be enough to make him dismally cum, but as his hips buck wildly he finds himself chasing an orgasm that's just out of reach. "Fuck! It's this stupid ring, you put some kinda witchy magic on it."

"Nah, it's just basic biology, my love. Now, you gonna play nice or not?" You ask sternly.

He whines, cock throbbing again. "Yeah yeah, ok." 

Sitting back on his heels in defeat, he thrusts into his hand once again, though this time he feels more sensitive and it makes his eyes roll back briefly.

"Good boy." Your smile returns and you continue to undress yourself, this time lifting your hips to pull your jeans off in one smooth motion and opening your legs to him.

Cecil lurches forward eagerly despite your warnings, but before you can object he's burying his face between your thighs to take in your scent. It makes you clamp your legs shut around his head and a moan rumble in your chest; why is his neediness so attractive to you? It'd be kinda weird if it was anyone else, but when it's him it's almost expected.

You can hear him panting between your legs and you quickly open them again to let him breath, apologising briefly to which he shakes his head.

"Love being between your thighs, even if I can't fucking breathe, just feels so nice..." he whimpers out, hips now furiously fucking his fist and trying to meet some kind of end to the intense pleasure burning in his stomach. A wail reverberates through your skin and you notice him angrily press his face to your thigh, biting the skin softly. 

As much as you love that, you can't have him being a brat again.

You grab a fistful of his hair and tug his head back, a strangled sob bursting from his lips at the surprise, his shaking hand teasing his tip in an attempt to make himself cum.

"Don't be a brat. Maybe if you could last 2 fucking minutes you wouldn't have to wear that thing."

Another moan comes from his chest, and you notice him rubbing himself faster, despite the tears welling in his eyes.

You smirk; your precious crybaby loves a bit of degrading.

"You're lucky you know how to use that stupid mouth, otherwise I would've gotten rid of you a long time ago, slut." 

His jaw hangs open and his chest heaves with pants and whimpers, eyes squeezed shut and making pleasured tears roll down his face till he can taste the saltiness on his tongue.

"I love it when you cry, pretty boy, makes me wanna tease you over and over till you're just a mess on the floor—" you lean forward and lick a strip up his face to catch the tears.

Finally he's coming over his hand with loud moans and choked out noises, cum spilling from his tip like a fucking fountain as he fists every last drop he has out of himself, only whimpers and shakes left.

You release the grip you had in his hair and cup his face instead to kiss his nose, meeting his gaze with a big smile as he calms down from ultimately the best orgasm he's ever had.

"You good, love?" You check, pushing the curls sticking to his forehead out of the way so you can kiss it.

Cecil nods tiredly and presses his face into your touch. "Yeah, I'm good."

The smile stays on your lips as you stroke his shoulders, massaging the tense muscles.

"I hate this stupid thing… but… can I keep it?"

You laugh softly. "Yeah, of course Cecil." 

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[writefightandflightclub]

“Yes man” (Cecil Dennis {fuck me, how did I get here} x fem!reader)

Summary: Blurby McBlurbFace. Mainly chat, slight fluff, smut, pining / friends to lovers vibes.

18+ ONLY MINORS DNI

Warnings: alcohol consumption; drug use mentions (weed); smoking; dumbification of Cecil, I guess. Mommy kink if you squint. Public erections / handjob sorta, premature ejaculation / cum in pants. Mentions of dead fish but no fish were harmed. Actually, a surprising number of animal metaphors. Oops. Rimming I’m sorry that one snuck in very last minute Omg.

A/n: having a shitty mental health day (boo) and this Cecil blurb (whilst not my best) is my self-care ☺️ I don’t remember his character well aside from wet bloody cat boy, but I’m damn sure not rewatching that again so this will have to do 😅. Feedback appreciated! 🧡 (Is the rimming too much? 🙈) Not proofed and I’m almost positive autocorrect will have screwed me over.

Also totally inspired by @my-secret-shame’s meme and @foxilayde’s amazing blurb. I will not pretend to have had an original idea! 🧡

“Come onnnn, Cecil,” you whine, poking him in his soft belly with your index finger. He giggles lightly, almost like a hiccough. “It’s always me coming up with the ideas. What do you wanna do next?”

He turns his head as though in slow motion. Moves as if he’s underwater, this one - at least when he’s got food and several beers in him (which is most of the time). He looks up. Blinks at you; dumbly. “What do you mean?”

Eh. You’d really thought your statement had been quite clear.

You resist the urge to pinch his cheek and tell him It’s a good job you’re pretty.

“I mean, that I suggest things, and you go along with them.”

He blinks again. It’s like everything is just a little slower in Cecil’s world. Takes a little longer to filter through. It’s refreshing, in a way. He’s in no rush, and it encourages you to slow down too. To smell the roses.

Cecil is beyond easy-going, come to think of it. Goes with the flow like a dead fish. You’re pretty sure, in fact, that he’d go along with just about anything. With just about anybody’s hare-brained schemes, without once thinking through a single one of the potential consequences.

Scratch that - he probably already has done just that; which would explain a lot of the trouble he’s routinely gotten himself into since you’ve known him.

Though, you suppose, in a way that’s refreshing too. You always did worry too much.

Besides, he always seems to muddle through, somehow. Though quite how has you stumped. It’s hardly due to his charm or his smarts, now, is it? Even so, despite whatever attributes he is lacking in, you can’t deny that he must be doing something right. Trouble simply seems to slide right off the man’s back. Like water off a… well. A dead fish, you guess. What a versatile metaphor.

He blinks at you again. Maybe those big pretty cow eyes help, just a teency bit, to get him out of trouble, you would wager.

Look at him though. You’ve never seen anyone more relaxed. Practically horizontal as he’s hunkered down in the booth, seated next to you in the corner of your usual dive bar. Maybe there’s something to be said for all the pot and seedy hotel room fucks he indulges in. You bet his shoulders are inordinately loose. Maybe he really does have it all figured out, despite appearances.

As you ponder this, Cecil -eventually- makes a non-committal noise, before his bloodshot, glassy eyes flick back to the TV hung up on the wall. He is barely even watching it. Just letting it happen to him, like he does with most everything else.

That’s probably why you’ve never fucked him, you realise, like a bolt out of the blue. He’s pretty, sure. But you wouldn’t.

You don’t mind control - that’s not it. You don’t mind taking charge. But with Cecil? You think he’d take it lying down - a little too literally. If you’d ever suggested you and he fool around, you’d never know for sure. Never know if it really was his idea - a thought or desire he’d ever had before - or if he was simply far too agreeable and opportunistic to decline. So agreeable, that he’d let you ease your vagina up and down on his cock until you came on him. You were intrigued by the thought, sure. But you refused to go there simply because Cecil couldn’t come up with anything better to do.

You look at him, and immediately bat that thought - the vagina all over cock one - away though, as you regard his complete lack of gumption. It’s tangible. Look at him now, for example. He’d seemed to like the way the air from his non-committal noise had filtered over the neck of his bottle, tucked under his folded chin. Indeed, he is now pursing his full, curvy lips, and blowing over the mouth of it until a soft series of “hoots” fill your booth.

You fold your arms and sigh.

You reckon that will amuse him for the next ten minutes at least, so clearly, once again, Cecil’s not the one coming up with a plan for the remainder of this evening.

It’s not that you ever really have to do anything with Cecil to have a good time. It’s just that, tonight, you’re antsy, and it’s making your thoughts wander in directions. Down below his zipper directions, so help you.

“Beer’s empty,” Cecil states flatly, finally noticing after sucking on the bottle for a mo, poking his wet pink tongue around the rim like the little wet cat boy he is. Cute though. Does things to you.

Anyway. You register his statement, but you observe that no action follows. He doesn’t look at all like he plans to do a damn thing about it.

You decide to test your theory, then. Your theory that Cecil’s simply a dead fish swept along in your river. That maybe he doesn’t even want to be here at all. Never did. That you are just another something that happened to happen to him.

“Do you wanna go get Mexican?” you offer, with ulterior motives Cecil is not shrewd enough to pick up on.

His eyes tick back from the captivating, shifting lights of the TV. “Sure,” he smiles softly at you, perfectly content, it seems - and yet, you are less than satisfied.

“See!” You smack the palms of your hands together in triumph, and he jumps. Pushes himself up a little straighter in the seat, his palms disappearing into the worn, lumpy upholstery. “See what I mean?”

He blinks at you blankly. Again.

Clearly not, then?

“You just go along with anything I say. We ate two hours ago, Cecil,” you complain, recalling the all you can eat Chinese buffet you and he had gorged on with two coupons you’d cut out of the newspaper. You drop your hands to your lap, dejectedly. You’re getting agitated with him, which surprises you, in truth. And still… there Cecil is. Unflappable. Calm. Constant. There are pros to his cons, for sure. “I just… I never know if you actually like what we’re doing, you know?”

“But. You always suggest things I like. So why would I say no?” He shrugs a little. “Tacos are good. I like tacos. I like…” he hoots into his bottle again as he says the word. “You-ooooooh.”

You hate to admit it, but his answer has you stumped for a moment. Cecil’s statements may generally be simple. Uncomplicated. But they can be oddly profound at times.

Christ. Maybe… Does the man actually have a valid point? Or, perhaps you’re looking too hard for meaning in his words - it’s possible. You feel like you’ve spent a lot of time lately looking hard at Cecil, perhaps to justify your bizarre and inexplicable feelings.

Possibly you’re even projecting. His seeming lack of independent willpower would certainly make that easy enough to do.

Maybe the man has a point though. Maybe he’s not as “easy-going” as you think he is. Maybe you’re just coincidentally so attuned to his desires that he’s never had cause to deny you. Maybe you are aligned with his desires. One and the same. “What if I asked you to do something you didn’t like, then?”

You slurp up the dregs of melted ice through your straw and Cecil blinks again as though it’s taking all of his processing power. Damn, though. You’re surprised that the fanning of those endlessly long cow lashes didn’t cause the curtains behind you to billow in the breeze they threw up. “Like what?”

You shake your head. Touch his arm to placate him. “Never mind, Cecil.” Christ. If he can’t even think of a single Thing He Wouldn’t Like, maybe you can safely stick to your dead fish hypothesis. It’s all the same to him. Just happening to him. He’s not choosing you.

That particular thought, when it arrives, niggles you more than expected, but you quash the growing agitation which rides in alongside it.

Meanwhile, Cecil looks around, quite visibly thinking. “I wouldn’t get up outta this seat,” he states adamantly, his voice croaked from all the blunts he’s worked through today. “I wouldn’t like that.”

You believe him. He’s practically sliding down to become a puddle on the floor. Dissolving into the bar furniture; becoming one with the upholstery.

Your lips curl up into a tender smile, remembering one particularly ridiculous night at Cecil’s. The night involving a 3am bong sesh, culminating in him genuinely believing he had merged with the couch, becoming a half-human half-upholstery monstrosity. He had waved the two huge, puffy couch cushions around as though they were his arms, and he’d grabbed you up in the middle of them like a grilled cheese, sandwiching you and taking you down to the floor where the two of you had rolled and laughed until you’d cried.

When the laughter had subsided to only the odd titter here and there, and you had lain on his disgusting rug almost nose to nose? That’s the first time you’d wanted to kiss him, and it turned out not to have been the last.

Fuck. You are rather fond of this idiot, aren’t you? How the fuck did that happen?

Engaged fully now though - slightly more lucid than your fond memory- Cecil sits up. Still slouched but this time over the table, his forearms bracing him against the surface. As he moves, you get a waft of his layered, stale cigarette smell. It’s… confusing, in its appeal. Should be off-putting, but you find, in fact, that it’s a comfort.

“No? You don’t wanna?”

With a rush of affection you link your arm through Cecil’s, and he slumps his head on to your shoulder as though it’s the most natural thing in the world.

You weren’t ready for the way his knotted curls brush your cheek, and it inspires a similarly dense and tangled knot to form in your middle.

“No.” It’s the most sure you’ve ever heard him sound. “I don’t wanna get up.”

“A minute ago we were going for Mexican food, Cecil.” There’s a beat. “That kinda involves movement, you realise?

He swivels his head towards you then, gaze all doe-eyed and pathetic, and the proximity of him parroting on your shoulder knocks you for six. “You mad at me or something, Hottie from Walmart?”

You snort. He doesn’t always pull out that nickname for you - how you’d been known to him before you had been known to him - but it always makes you sentimental when he does.

He shifts from you then, tilting his body towards you. Scrutinising you with apprehension in his sweet face.

Fuck him actually, and fuck his pouty beautiful kissable lips most of all.

You sigh, and you deliberately soften your face. He’s easy-going, sure, but he’s sensitive. Trouble slides off of his back, but other things… other things don’t slip off quite so well, and he often gets like this. Like he’s done something wrong, when he hasn’t.

You actively resist the urge to coddle him. To tenderly rake his somewhat grimy but beautiful curls off of his forehead.

You hardly want to examine the fact he brings out your… motherly instincts; but it doesn’t escape your attention that he always seems like he’s craving just a little nurturing. You want to take your thumb and smooth out the creases in his troubled brow.

“No, Cecil. I’m not mad at you. I’d tell you if I was and we’d talk about it.”

He nods.

You’re not mad at him. Really. And so, you take pause to wonder why this happy-go-lucky trait of his is particularly irking you today. “It’s mostly a good thing, I promise.”

“It is?”

“Yeah.”

He looks pleased for a minute and then: “Wait. What’s a good thing?”

You want to kiss his stupid mouth until he can’t think. Which you don’t think would take long at all, actually.

“That…” You think about how to phrase it, and it quickly occurs to you. “That. You’re my ‘yes man’.” He is expressionless for a moment, and you wait for comprehension to slowly crawl over him. “I mean, Cecil,” you take his clammy hand in yours. “That it’s always fun with you. I mean that you never shoot down my ideas. Even when you probably should.”

His face splits with a brief - goofy, but wholly endearing - smile. “You have fun with me?”

His big cow eyes go all soft and wet.

Oh boy. This idiot. If you didn’t have fun with him, even just sitting on his grotty couch, what other reason could you possibly have to hang out with him, huh?

You open your mouth to say as much before thinking better of it, but for once Cecil beats you to it.

“I have fun with you too, Hottie.”

It’s another one of those moments of levity that you’ve experienced surprisingly often with Cecil. One of those moments where everything feels a just little more profound. A little more magical. Sometimes, Cecil gets you in the gut just a little harder than expected.

Great. And now you’re thinking of Cecil all up in your guts.

“I should think so - I’m awesome. But, right now? All I’m saying is…” You tap your noggin. “Tank empty. No ideas. It’s your turn to decide what we do tonight? Okay?”

You search his eyes. His big, beautiful, sincere and secretless eyes. You silently ask the true question you want to ask him. I want to know what you want.

You’re not yet ready to admit the questions buried right beneath that one: do you want me back? Could you? Would you, Cecil?

“Yeah?” Cecil responds, unsure, and you immediately worry that you have, in fact, given him too much responsibility. His expression compresses in a frown of deep, deep concentration. Like he’s really wrestling with this.

You watch with bated breath, dying to see what he comes up with - if anything at all.

And then - aha - he finally has it.

“I could jerk off.”

“Wha-?” You playfully bat him in the arm, aghast. “Cecil!!”

“What?” A surprised, contrite laugh bobs in his throat.

“I mean.” You swallow. “How is that an idea for both of us?”

Oh that’s your problem with his idea?

That it’s not participatory enough?

“You could help.”

Your jaw drops open. “Cecil! I’m not gonna-” you switch to a loud whisper “-jerk you off!”

He blinks again, his eyes glinting with a gentle - ever so gentle - flicker of amusement. “You’re not a yes man,” he complains softly, his curly lips sneaking up into a curly smile. “Always shooting down my ideas.”

He bats his lashes at you and oh boy - even Cecil must be starting to figure out that you’re a sucker for those big, pretty brown eyes. Your one true weakness.

“That’s really what you want?” you ask, trying to keep things light. To keep your tone jokey and jovial, like always, despite the rising tremor in your voice. “It would involve getting up, you realise?”

He winks at you - a gesture which seems entirely unlike him and yet somehow works - and smirks down at his crotch. “Already am.”

“If you’re really so uncontrollably horny, why don’t you get someone else around here to help you, huh?” Your heart skips a beat. “Why me?”

He’s looking at you like he wants you but… he’s an opportunistic guy. Goes with the flow. That’s how things come to him; he’ll take his cigarettes and beers and fucks wherever and whenever he can get them.

He unceremoniously pulls out a rolled blunt and lights it up, the filter end pressed between his plush pink lips.

“No.” It bobs as he talks and he takes little, peppered drags to get the burn going.

“No?”

You blink at him dumbly now.

“No. I only want you.”

Correction. That’s the most sure of anything you’ve ever heard him.

He slips forward, exhaling his smoke into your mouth as his lips caress yours. “Come on,” he encourages. “Get going. Before my penis turns into a couch cushion.”

He kisses your laugh, and as his tongue slides hungrily against yours suddenly it isn’t quite so funny. Suddenly, you feel like maybe Cecil has the best ideas.

“Right here?” You reach down, and you smooth your palm over the clothed bulge at his crotch. “In the booth?”

“I’m already barred. Heh. What are they gonna do?”

You smile at him, licking your lips as Cecil bucks up into your hand, his head lolling back against the lip of his seat, and his pretty eyes fluttering closed.

He groans, as your fingers snake to tease open the button at his fly.

“Oops,” Cecil whispers contritely, almost immediately, his cheeks and his ears darkening with a deep crimson flush as he looks over to you. “I just… I…”

Oh God. He just came in his pants, didn’t he? Oh Lord that makes you inexplicably hot.

His big, pretty eyes are wet with apology. “Are you mad?”

“No, Cecil.” Poor baby. “I just think I should take you home and get you cleaned up, hmm?” You next words all run into one, as you struggle to get your new genius plan out of your mouth. “Mayberimyoualittlewhatdoyousay?”

Did you actually just suggest that you take him home to rim him? Good Lord.

He blinks rapidly, the colour in his cheeks flowering more, like a beautiful rose unfurling. “Y-Yes. I say yes.”

It’s a hare-brained plan, for sure, but you decide that for once,

you might as well just…

go with the flow.

It certainly works for Cecil.

#I bet I cave and watch it again #cecil dennis x reader #cecil dennis #Oscar Isaac

[my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction]

•Masterlist • ao3 • want to be tagged? •

🍑It's my first time doing Kinktober (let's see if I finish it!) I've using @flightlessangelwings awesome Prompt List.

🍆Also to challenge myself I've used a random generator to choose which kink out of the options and which character(s) to use. (I'll write a note if I had to choose again for whatever reason. I did limit later on in the month as there were 2 characters who hadn't come up yet, and I wanted at least 1 fic for each of them 😄)

🍑I'm really hoping to finish this, even if they aren't all posted on the correct day 💚

🍆I'm not planning on using my normal tag list, because I don't want to harass/overwhelm anyone. And I know there are some characters here that aren't everyone's cup of tea. If you would like to be tagged for this/certain parts let be know, or you can find them on my masterlist when they're posted.

Love Bites - Steven Grant

2. Knife Play - Jack Mojave

3. Exhibitionism - Llewyn Davis

4. Sex Pollen - Steven Grant

5. Sensory Deprivation - Anselm Vogelweide

6. Bondage - Nathan Bateman

7. Slow and Soft - Prince John

8. Cockingwarming - William Tell

9. Pegging - Marc Spector

10. Anal - Steven Grant

11. Seduction - Santiago Pope Garcia

12. Formal Wear - Club!Blue Jones

13. Anonymous Sex - Shimmer!Kane

14. BDSM - Robbie Paulson

15. Against A Wall - Santiago Pope Garcia

16. Lap Dance - Club!Blue Jones

17. Praise Kink - Robbie Paulson

18. Dacryphilia - Orderly!Blue Jones

19. Voyeurism - Basil Stitt

20. Orgy/Group - Club!Blue Jones & Cecil Dennis

21. Piercings - Jake Lockley

22. Voice Kink - Steven Grant

23. Begging - Nathan Bateman

24. Edging - Anselm Vogelweide x Club!Blue Jones (Trine)

25. Orgasm Denial - Nathan Bateman

26. Choking - Cecil Deniis

27. Period Sex - Poe Dameron

28. Cockrings - Anselm Vogelweide x Club!Blue Jones (Trine)

29. Cream Pie - Miguel O'Hara

30. Cunnilingus - Bud Cooper

31. Surprise!

#kinktober #kinktober 2023 #my writing #fanfic #I spent far to long making the banner and being silly drawing the peach and aubergine

[bunnies4steven]

pleaseeee do cecil dennis (dom) or jonathan levy (dom) x reader (f! sub) non-con, unprotected sex, as dark as you're comfy with, darling. (idc if it's ooc)...

Dark!Jonathan Levy x AFAB!reader

╰┈➤ WARNINGS : NSFW, SMUT, BREEDING KINK, NON CONSENSUAL BREEDING, AGE GAP, PROFESSOR! JONATHAN LEVY, ORAL MALE RECEIVING, DD/LG DYNAMICS, IMPACT PLAY, P IN V SEX, PET NAMES (SWEET GIRL, BABY, HONEY, SLUT, COCKWHORE), UNPROTECTED SEX, NON-CON, DADDY KINK, PRAISING AND DEGRADING KINK, ROUGH SEX, CO-ERCION, DARK THEMES, MDNI.

˗ˏˋ✎ part two, part three, part four

𓆩⚝𓆪 caution: this fic is very dark and contains themes of non-con and blackmail. if these things trigger you I advise you to not read this and click off.

It was always you. It was always you who sat in front of the class during the lecture. You listened so diligently to Jonathan as he taught his class, while the other students were either catching up on late work or on their phones.

You answered every question he asked the class, you read every page of the books he would assign, you would turn in every assignment on time. Your essays were always thought provoking and they were never half assed like his other students.

You were such a good student for him, such a good girl for him. Jonathan adored seeing you in every class especially since you never missed any classes. He would constantly tell himself that the reason why he looked forward to every class to see you was because of your effort and how engaged you were, not because you made his heart skip a beat.

He was lying to himself.

But Jonathan felt too guilty to ever admit that. He had a wife, a daughter, and some sort of morality to not fall for his student. But you made it so hard for him, especially when you would come into class wearing shorts and a tank top.

He understood that it was summer and the heat was vicious, but the way your ass looked so good in those jeans and your tits were perfectly pushed up by your push up bra made his cock stir in his pants. He still was never willing to admit to himself that he lusted after you. At least until his wife left him.

Jonathan’s marriage with his wife Mira hasn’t been great for a while but they agreed to work on it. They agreed to take therapy sessions, learn how to communicate better, and find that spark which made marriages work. It didn’t work for Mira though. 

While Mira was traveling with Poli, Jonathan was all alone raising his daughter and getting ready to teach his new class for this semester. Jonathan was alone, all alone. He needed something to escape the pain, he needed you. He needed a pretty little thing like you to fill the hole in his heart. And what do you know? You signed up for his class this semester. Jonathan’s heart skipped a beat when he saw the class list and your name was on there. You being his student wasn’t enough though. He typed your full name on google just to find any piece of you there. He found your instagram and he clicked. He saw photos of you there and he sighed either in relief or possessiveness. Don’t get him wrong he thought the bikini pictures you had made him go crazy but he felt like that was only for him. It didn’t matter if you weren’t his. There was a certain picture of you with a nice skimpy bikini. His pants felt tight as he took in your delicate curves. His hand that was caressing his beard soon reached to his pants. He unbuckled his pants and his pants dropped to the floor. He took his boxers off and his cock sprung up. Jonathan knew this was wrong. He knew it was wrong to stroke his cock to his students picture but he couldn’t help himself, plus wasn’t it your fault for posting this picture for the whole world to see? He spat in his hand and he palmed his cock. He groaned “Fuck-” as he started stroking his cock. He imagined to himself that it was you stroking his cock, or better yet, you riding his cock. He closed his eyes fantasizing the thought of your tits bouncing as you rode his member. “That’s it honey.” Jonathan rasped. His eyes opened just to look at the picture again while he fist fucked his member. He wondered what you liked. He wondered if you were into older men like him rather than those shitty boys on campus. He wondered if you ever had your pussy played with? You must have judging by those pictures on your profile. His groans and moans surrounded his empty room as he fisted his cock. He was getting close, a pool in his stomach was forming. “Shit, shit, shit, m’ gonna cum baby.” He then shot ropes of cum all over himself.

#jonathan levy #jonathan levy x reader #dark! Jonathan levy #jonathan levy smut #nini.fics #oscar isaac

[blue-sadie]

The Revengeful

Cecil Dennis x Birthday Girl Reader

Series Masterlist

Prt 8 of the Different Versions Series

Summary: waking up on yours and your doppelgangers shared birthday and getting the best gift ever

Warning: table sex

Yn/3rd person pov

I woke up to the soft voices and illuminating glow of the TV, I shifted further back into the couch clutching the blankets tightly as I yawned blinking the sleep away my eyes drifted towards the uncovered window up to the dark stary sky.

I stretched out my arm to grab the phone that was on the table groaning as the brightness blurred my eyea it was 00:47 "what the fuck is wrong with me" I whined slowly sitting up yawning one last time I looked around the room it was a connecting lounge that had the dining room and kitchen on either side.

I stared dead ahead at the TV a boring horror was playing, I perked up hearing a car door shut was it in the movie or outside, it couldn't be in the movie because they were in the sewers and the sound effects didn't suit it "princesa".

I turned my head to the voice hearing keys jiggle and the door unlock "I got you presents" my eyebrows frowned but softened as I saw him walk down the corridor with a small box in one hand and in the other a take away back that looked to be from a mexican restaurant.

"Happy birthday" he smiled stopping a few feet away from me, my lips twitched as I snatched the phone from the table looking at the date "we all share a birthday" I whispered I quickly shook my head before turning to him smiling up at him "thank you" I murmured, he quickly came over placing the food on the small table and gave the box to me the smell of cheap beer and cigarette smoke filled my nose makingit crinkle a bit.

I took it carefully admiring the large bow that was settled on top a little note on it 'love you my birthday girl, love cecil', my mind wondered back to the boys my eyes fluttered shut as I breathed in deeply would they even remember my heart ached as I thought about it "hey what's got my birthday girl down" he murmured wrapping his arm around me as he sat next to me.

I turned my gaze to him smiling sadly "nothing just thinking" I said, he nodded and smiled again as he gestured to the gift "open it" I slowly slipped off the bow before turning off the gift to peel off the tape each time I got closer to the gift he got more excited his knee bouncing in anticipation, I took off the wrapping paper placing it beside me and stared at the black box.

I held it by the sides before flipping the lid up, my breath caught in my throat as I came face to face with a beautiful full necklace that sparkled in the dim glow of the TV "w-wow" I was amazed by the gift my finger tips glazed over the jems my eyes moved between the necklace and him "I don't know what to say" I paused "thank you" I smiled and he smiled back.

"I'll do anything for my birthday girl to be happy" he murmured moving a bit closer "but I'll ask just for a kiss for a thank you" he grinned leaning towards me, I rolled my eyes playfully before leaning in as well intil our lips met in a calm yet passionate kiss my hands slowly moved to his shoulders and his to my waist as I moved to straddle him, my legs settling on either side of him.

"But I could take something else as well" he said pulling back as his eyes slowly moved his way up my body only stopping when our eyes meet "could see it as interest or an early pay on your next gift" I laughed making him raise his eyebrow "what I think that's a great idea" he chuckled as he moved his hand to the curve of my ass.

He moaned into my mouth as his hands tightened their hold on me slightly pushing my bearly covered core against his bulge "maybe this can be your second gift" he groaned moving his lips to my neck his cainies slightly grazing my skin as he sucked on it surely leave a hickie or two "fuck Cecil" I groaned my hands slightly into his clothed shoulders.

"That's it birthday girl say my name" he grinned nipping at my skin making me gasp and turn my head to the side giving him more access to my neck "that's it" he growled as his hands slightly massaged my ass inching down my pj shorts his finger tips dragging themselves down my bare skin of my ass as he guided the shorts down my thighs.

"Even though I fucking love this position I think we need to get our clothes off" I whispered pulling my neck away from his lips he sighed deeply and bit his lips as he stared at the marks he made on my neck, his hands linked under my thighs as he stood up forcing me to lock my legs around him "fuck I don't think we can make it to the bedroom" he groaned pressing his bulging cock into my pussy.

He slide me onto the table and stood back, his hands pulled off my shorts and tank leaving me bare against the cold wood, a shakey breathe Leaving my lips as a shiver run up my spine and my hand clasped the edge of the table my eyes watching his hands drop my clothes to the floor before removing his own.

He slide off his shirt with ease dropping it onto the pile "you love watching me don't you" he grinned as he slowly slid his hands down his chest his nails slightly digging into his skin leaving a light red trail down intill it came into contact with his belt, his eyes stared at me as he undid his belt and pulled it out with a powerful pull he stared at the belt his eyes flickering to mine and a big smile pasted onto his lips as he shook his head placing onto the table beside me.

"I'll save that for another day" he said quietly as he slide off his pants and boxers kicking them off and into the pile, "now where were we" he murmured and stepping back in between my thighs his hands gripping them tightly "I think your about to fuck me" I grinned leaning forward and pressing my lips to his, he chuckled against my lips as one of his hands left my thigh and grabbed his cock running its head up and down my slight.

A wavering moan left my lips as he slowly pushed the head inside he clenched my thighs and pushed in further my hands went to grip his arms as we moaned, he slowly pulled out and pushed back in his thrusts slowly increased as I got used to his size "fuck baby" he groaned dipping his head down to my chest his lips latching around my perky nipples giving them a few licks and sucks before moving onto the other one giving them each a term.

"You are so good for me" Cecil muttered breathlessly as he threw his head back, his thrusts sending jerks through my body, I moaned out my hands tightening their hold on his arms "c-cecil" I whined clenching around him fueling his thrusts "keep doing that for me" Cecil muttered.

My eyes slowly went cross eyed as I slowly layed back down onto the wooden surface the coldness of the wood making me quiver I could feel myself getting closer to the edge "fuck" I cried my thigh muscles tensing as I felt the knot inside me break, my pussy clenched around him hard making it harder for him to do his final thrusts before cumming, he yelled out in pleasure buring himself deep inside.

"Fuck fuck fuck" he groaned as he slowly pulled out and leaned down to watch his cum leak out as sleep started to take over me I felt him dip his hands underneath me picking me up and pushing me against his chest my head laying in the crook of his neck as he slowly walked his way back to the couch my eyes slowly fluttering shut.

"If I get this as I thank you I'll make sure to get you a Dimond ring next time, I love you my pretty baby I hope you had the best birthday ever and remember it's not over yet"

#movie characters x reader #movies x reader #movie fanfiction #movies #revenge for jolly #revenge for jolly x reader #revenge for jolly smut #revenge for jolly x reader smut #oscar isaac #oscar isaac x reader #oscar isaac smut #oscar isaac x reader smut #oscar isaac characters #oscar isaac characters x reader #oscar isaac characters x reader smut #oscar isaac characters smut #cecil dennis #cecil dennis x reader #cecil dennis smut #cecil dennis x reader smut

[winniethewife]

Getting drunk on Christmas (Cecil Dennis x reader)

A/N: A Christmas Drabble as a present for @ominoose hope you enjoy it!

Warning: Alcohol consumption, fluffy fluff

Words:439

“Finally some alone time, with my darling.” Cecil says as he re-enters the living room after bidding the guest’s farewell, His cold beer in one hand a glass of her favorite wine in the other. He smiles at his Fiancée who is still picking up wrapping paper from all the mornings festivities. She turns to him with a smile taking the wine from him, letting the cold liquid hit her lips as she looks around the well decorated home.

“It’s really a Christmas miracle we get through all this every year.” She laughs. Cecil’s family was always a little much, very sweet and kind but very rowdy and excitable at the same time. She was much more used to her family, a quieter lot, with simple traditions, but she loves them all either way. But now that they were gone, it was nice to just get a little time the two of them.

“You’re my miracle baby.” He says with slightly slurred speech. This wasn’t his first beer of the day, and this wasn’t her first glass of wine. His glassy brown eyes looking at her with drunken adoration. He wraps and arm around her as she sets down the bag of trash, he nuzzles his face into her neck as he pulls her in closer. She laughs at his antics as he pulls her closer.

“Cecil! That tickles!” She giggles. He laughs with her his breath on her skin. He playfully wrestles her to the couch, both of them slightly spilling their drinks on themselves as they horse around like they usually do. Their drunken laughter fills the room as Cecil begins to tickle her. The wine glass hits the carpet, the beer bottle forgotten as the rough housing and tickling quickly turns to making out. Her lips on his, His hands in her hair, holding each other close as they share an intimate moment.  He pulls away for a moment before littering her face with kisses.

“I…Love...you…so…much!” He says in-between kisses as she smiles at him with half lidded eyes. 

“I love you too, baby. You make everything better…every day I’m thankful to have you.” She kissed the tip of his nose and he looks at her with eyes wide and full of love. “Merry Christmas Darling” She whispers

“Merry Christmas Babe.” He smiles. He hugs her close before looking over her shoulder at the Christmas tree.  Smiling ear to ear. This was all he ever wanted. To be happy, with her, domestic bliss. Year after year, for the rest of their lives.

I'll be getting drunk on Christmas, As long as I get Christmas with you

~

Masterlist

#cecil dennis x reader #Cecil Dennis #revenge for jolly #x reader #oscar isaac fic #oscar isaac fanfiction #oscar isaac x reader #oscar isaac #fluff #cristmas #merry christmas #merry xmas #request #drunk on chistmas #darren criss #Spotify

[ominoose]

𝐎𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐅𝐢𝐜 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐭

A list of seasonal fanfics I've read or found over the month of October that I really enjoyed for future reference and others to check out <3

Since this got so long and we're only halfway through kinktober, a Part Two will be posted after Halloween.

Part 2

Key: 🎃 - NSFW ┆ 🤎 - x reader

Making Memories: Halloween by TockTornInReverse Steven, Marc and Jake decide to make new Halloween memories with Layla. System is very autistic. Very comfy and cozy. Characters: Moon Knight System, Layla Elfouley WC: 5.3K Birds of a Feather, Now and Forever by RebeccaOTool The System has to steal back Khonshu's ubshati. A funny lil fluff. Characters: Moon Knight System WC: 1.1K

Smarties Are Fine (But M&Ms are Traditional) by RebeccaOTool System are thumbsized (idk) and play a Halloween prank on Layla. Cute lil art at the end. Characters: Moon Knight System, Layla Elfouley WC: 683

My Way by @ladywynne Had me genuinely crying in a college bathroom. System dies with Jake. Hurts to even think about. Seasonal because trauma is halloweeny technically. Characters: Moon Knight System WC: 2K

Life's No Fun Without A Good Scare by RebeccaOTool Moon Knight and Hocus Pocus crossover. As goofy as it sounds. Characters: Moon Knight System, Layla Elfouley WC: 17.6K

Bad Moon Rising by interstellarwraith You go to a Haunted Attraction with Steven, accidentally end up on a double date with Marc. Characters: Steven Grant, Marc Spector WC: 1.3K ┆ 🤎

Moron by @jayke0 Pathetic man Cecil walks in on Blue pounding you and gets whiny. Characters: Cecil Dennis, Blue Jones WC: 1.9K ┆ 🎃🤎

You've Got Me Now by @jayke0 Basil starts an onlyfans after finding your onlyfans then you both bang. Characters: Basil Stitt WC: 2.5K ┆ 🎃🤎

Formal Wear by @flightlessangelwings Duke Leto likes your formal outfit a little too much. Characters: Leto Atreides WC: 1.5K ┆ 🎃🤎

Glove Kink by @winniethewife Jakes puts his gloves up your hooha. Characters: Jake Lockley WC: 632 ┆ 🎃🤎

Peak-A-Boo by @hon3yboy Nathan ghostface au that made even the biggest Nathan disrespector (me) simp for him. Characters: Nathan Bateman WC: 5.7K ┆ 🎃🤎

Private Show by @jayke0 Blue Jones but for the chubby girlies. Characters: Blue Jones WC: 1.4K ┆ 🎃🤎

King John The Scandalous by @boredzillenial Being a maid in King Johns castle comes with a lot of hassle. Characters: King John WC: 1.2K ┆ 🎃🤎

Lost in Love (and in a maze) by @w-m-heart On an anniversary date with Jake, you both go to a corn maze and get lost. Characters: Jake Lockley WC: 1.2K ┆ 🎃🤎

Accidental Stimulation by @outcome3 Blue hides in a closet to snoop on the girls until you squeeze in with him. Characters: Blue Jones WC: 775 ┆ 🎃🤎

Jake Has Ghosts by @reallyrallyauthor Short smut drabble themed around ghosts that was so poetic and good in the short wordcount it had. Characters: Jake Lockley WC: 245 ┆ 🎃🤎

Tied Down by @melodygatesauthor In the asylum with Blue Jones and he... ties you down. And acts like a condescending asshole. Characters: Blue Jones WC: 300 ┆ 🎃🤎

#omimuse #bookmark #if you want taken off here lmk #hope this isnt a bothm #but i really gotta start compiling my reads #i lose em so easily

[best-character-named-x-poll]

Best Character Named X Poll

I'm doing a series of "Best Character Named X" polls where all the characters have the same first name but are from completely different media, feel free to send in name/charcacter suggestions, I'm posting one poll a day. New polls scheduled for 1:30PM BST everyday. Run by @femmehysteria

please send suggestions via ask so i can see them, replies get lost in the notes. I reply chronologically so very sorry if it takes a while for me to answer

If your favourite character is not included in the poll very sorry i have either never heard of them or actively chose not to include them as theres only 6 characters per poll. Characters will only count of that is their first name, surnames do not count.

Round 175: Annie

Round 176: Julian

Round 177: Lily

Round 178: Chris

Round 179: Joy

Round 180: Cain

Round 181: Leela

Past Polls

Poll Ideas under the cut

Names that I have a complete list for*

Caroline, Rebecca, Steve, Victoria, Katherine, Robin, Clark, Phoebe, Julian, Nancy, Penny, Erica, Theresa, George, Felix, Michael, Charlotte, Diana, Zoe, Connor, Daisy, Maya, Andy, Alma, Nora, Juno, Otto, Donald, Todd, Angel, Judy, Jo, Hazel, Diego, Miranda, Lila, Duncan, Dexter, Meredith, Pearl, Malcolm, Napolean, Joan, Nico, Jamie, Kiera, Tam, Klaus, Luna, Laila, Zack, Imogen, Felicity, Cindy, Alicia, Kelly, Alan, April, Astrid, Delilah, Jodie, Claudia, Juliet, Jonas, Milo, Celia, Katya, Atticus, Ian, Cynthia, Boo, River, Corey, Minerva, Ebony, Zia, Beverly, Rudy, Quentin, Marvin, Miriam, Roxy, Percy, Bianca, Shirley, Beatrice, Amara, Cleo, Cecil, Amaya, Ryan, Mabel, May, August, Manny, Francis, Matilda, Deborah, Josh, Jared, Sabrina, Kendra, Angus, Ophelia, Liesel, Zelda, Fitz, Aurora, Ramona, Misty, Talia, Orion, Roy, Kala, Madeline, Anastasia, Anna, Kit, Marian, Lena, Polly, Cora, Leah, Jules, Artemis, Irene, Margo, Laurie, Laurel, Hilda, Valentine, Reggie, Felicia, Joe, Monty, Quinn, Skye, Walter, Christine, Marissa, Edmund, Hope, Oberon, Lorna, Ace, Wally, Calvin, Alana, Jasper, Fergus, Bridget, Ulrich, Roger, Mason, Stella, Lenore, Wanda, Miguel, Winona, Hannibal, Newt, Aiden, Oscar, Tobias, Dorian, Dorothy, Una, Marnie, Mirabel, Wendel, Dora, Mort, Olympia, Toby, Chip, Harvey, Mara, Fearne, Axel, Gil, Bo, Remy, Rue, Leslie, Isabelle, Silas, Agnes, Luther, Sally, Delia, Zeke, Richter, Skylar, Scarlet, Bernard, Rusty, Ray, Nigel, Cosmo, Ruth, Selina, Harley, Blue, Cain, Warren, Missy, Perry, Paige, Duke, Tao, Gemma, Cornelius, Declan, Wendy, Apollo, Celeste, Clyde, Nicole, Summer, Hugh, Esther, Cole, Jean (french), Tatiana, Carl, Kieran, Melody, Adrian, Travis, Vivian, Haley, Elle, Prudence, Hans, Ralph, Azrael, Constance, Lauren, Molly, Agatha, Pauline, Athena, Darcy, Stan, Dana, Lee, Ford, Red, Stuart, Camille, Bruce

Names I have an incomplete list for (welcome to send character suggestions)

Richter, Dylan, Chad, Moe, Dean, Guy, Yasmin, Woody, Alina, Freya, Adora, Piper, Gabriel, Owen, Noah, Taylor, Dawn, Ayesha, Parker, Chase, Hunter, Tina, Tanya, Cameron, Rudolf, Melvin, Melanie, Melissa, Melinda, Wolf, Orlando, Adele, Adeline, Jem, Dolores, Jude, Callie, Irma, Lara, Ginger, Terry, Bellamy, Jacob, Jackson, Reese, Nemo, Addison, Adelaide, Candy, Harriet, Abraham, Ragnar, Rupert, Ella, Destiny, Wendy, Bernard, Hero, Drew, Anita, Raphael, Wallace, Jean (feminine), Elena, Cheryl, Rita, Blair, Hugo, Ike, Gaius, Lance, Lois, Riley, Shane, Cliff, Rod, Tegan, Matthias, Liam, Jed, Caeser, Ellis, Dennis, Josie, Mick, Mike, Heather, Trixie, Amber, Bailey, Esme, Ada, Briar, Puck, Eden, Annette, Letitia, Giselle, Suki, Zain, Keith, Ron, Olaf, Wilfred, Blaine, Pam, Brianna, Clive, Sabine, Roman, Carina, Kalina, Mindy, Wade, Julia, Marlene, Lex, Edith, Monet, Marina, Zara, Tsukasa, Octavia, Marcus, Elias, Mira, Sasha, Glen, Yukari, Dinah, Sloane, Farah, Norman

Feel free to send more suggestions

*subject to change, you can still submit a character if there is no strikethrough if you think theres a character that its an absolute crime i dont add. Please don't suggest anything for the names with a strikethrough as they are polls that are already in my queue waiting to be published.

#best character named x #poll #poll game

[strangerhands]

10 fandoms/10 characters/10 tags

waaaaaa omg thank you for the tag em 🫶 @runa-falls!! its been 800 years since i got to do a tag game (and make my own post for once..) so thanks! this actually made me happy but also a little "oh shit. people know i exist..?" i also made this post unnecessarily long but its me so whats new

ummm its all. only. oscar. not sorry (a little sorry)

1. marc spector + steven grant + jake lockley, moon knight-my absolute beloveds. moon knight is so special to me. the boys are so special to me. theres really nowhere near enough i could say here about them but if you get it, you get it. its also what got me into oscar (even though i discovered immediately that he was in annihilation and x-men: apocalypse WHICH I WATCHED YEARS AGO GODDAMMIT)

2. robbie paulson, law and order: criminal intent-listen. hes my girlfriend. my babygirl. my love. my sweet boy. the one plaguing damn near every Thot. most niche character here. wish he was real. wish there was more content of him out there but good god if fran (@/midgardian-witch, who also made that gif) hasnt been holding it downnnnnnn. bless.

3. poe dameron, star wars sequel trilogy-beautiful brave sweet husband who would maybe drive me a bit insane irl but in a good way (mostly) i wanna protect him. (also the only star wars films ive seen sorryyyyy sorry. yes it was for him. and adam driver.)

4. miguel o'hara, spider-man: into the spider-verse + spider-man: across the spider-verse-ohhh you beeg grumpy beautiful man. he would not like me. bite me pls (also still my two favourite movies oat.) craving some milk and cake suddenly... (his hair wings..<3)

5. cecil dennis, revenge for jolly!-pathetic little dirty alley cat man my beloved. my little princess. also my babygirl girlfriend little guy loser boy. (AND THE CURLSSSSSSS. AND SAD COW EYES.)

6. nathan bateman, ex machina-asshole who i unfortunately love. we would not get along irl but thats what fics are for!!!! he would make me cry. (but what if i could fix him..) i have a soft spot for him...

7. llewyn davis, inside llewyn davis-sad beautiful talented man. you can crash at my place any day. i would let him leech off of me idec lemme help you baby. i could show you what love is. (the curls and outfits...... i Crave.)

8. santiago garcia, triple frontier-woof. this guy. damn. yeah. sorry santi but i wanna bite your knees

9. blue jones, sucker punch-literally. asshole piece of shit but good god. whore. so slutty and beautiful and PATHETIC. i would let him be mean to me and then cry in private. but also put him in his place. its complicated. (whoever did his eyeliner and club wardrobe in that movie... i owe you my life. thank you. thank you. you deserve everything. thank you.)

10. mikael boghosian, the promise-oh. sweet beautiful intimate lover man. THAT scene... absolutely killed me. THAT SHOULDVE BEEN MEEEEE. i need him. (i am taking this moment to remind yall of the titty bite. yea. not sorry. youre welcome.)

honestly i couldve put nearly all of oscars characters but alas.

no pressure tags, hope none of you mind! i know this is very sudden and unexpected from me. only tagged some mutuals so its not 10 :p sorryy (sorry if youve been tagged already)

@my-secret-shame @saturn-rings-writes @spacecowboyhotch @villainsoftheweek @f4nrir @kouichijo @mugensword

again, no pressure to do this. hope everyone tagged is doing well! i havent interacted with some of yall in a long time<3

all gif credits go to their respective creators! i have no idea if tumblr automatically shows who made them or not, so sorry if it doesnt.

#tag game #yaayyyy #also kind of funny i got tagged when ive been thinking about starting to write again soon...👀

[eroticandawkward]

Hi, love your guys work! Would you be willing to write for Cecil Dennis with a GN! Reader with Cockwarming? I know with a GN! Reader that may be a bit tough, so if you want, you can make it oral (that is if you’re comfortable writing that).

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Thank you for requesting! I hope u like it

Pairing: Cecil Dennis x GN!Reader

Warnings: EXPLICIT, bdsm dynamics, dom!reader, cockwarming, reader's "cock" can be interpreted as a strap on or an actual penis

Cecil whines on top of you, trying to still his hips. He curls his hands in a death grip in your shirt- probably stretching it out, but you're pretty sure he'd die if you made him let go. His stubble tickles your neck as he shifts and tries to get comfortable. The moment he relaxes slightly you snap your hips.

"Baby, stop squirming. I'm trying to watch the new She-Hulk episode."

"Fuck-" Cecil chokes out. His neglected dick twitches against your stomach.

"Sorry sweetheart," you purr, stroking his hair. "This show is just so dramatic." That's a lie. Jen Walters isn't even her hulk form at the moment. But there's no way for Cecil to know that, pressed chest-to-chest with you and drunk on your cock.

He'd been needier than usual lately, practically pouncing on you when you got home. The intensity with which Cecil loved- with which he did anything- could be overwhelming. Normally you loved it, loved fucking him against the table, then on the couch, then on the bed, until he couldn't even form words. But after 9 hours on your feet for work, the last thing you want to do was extended physical activity.

"That's okay honey," Cecil had said when you'd collapsed face-first onto the couch and mumbled an apology. "It's not a big deal." He had even made you dinner (he ordered taco bell).

You have no doubt that he meant what he said. But damn, he really was so cute when he was trying to take care of you.

So you came up with a frankly brilliant compromise.

Cecil’s head bonks against your shoulder, bringing you out of your thoughts.

“You okay, baby?” you ask. You stroke the pad of your thumb across his jaw. 

You get a half moan, half whine as an answer.

Tsking, you let the rest of your fingers grip his jaw and tilt his head up so he’s looking at you. “Use your words, Cec.”

“Good,“ he groans. “Fuck, s’ good.” He leans forward and kisses you.

Sighing happily against his mouth, you wrap your arm around his waist to bring him closer. Time slips away as you get lost in each other, breathing in the same breaths, rhythmic heartbeats under warm skin.

When you finally pull away, another episode is about to start.

“Oh damn, guess I have to watch this one too,” you say, grinning at him mischievously.

“You’re such a meanie,” Cecil pouts, even as you feel his dick twitch against you.

#cecil dennis x you #cecil dennis x reader #mine

[jayke0]

Moron

Pairing: Blue Jones and Cecil Dennis x fem reader

Summary: kinktober day 15, Free Use

Rating: 18+

Warnings/content: Free use (though probs not as much as expected), drunkeness, alcohol mentions, degrading, blowjob/facefucking, p in v, protected sex (condom), oral (f receiving), squirting, threesome, hair pulling, crying, Blue is his own warning, name calling, Cecil just being an overall dummy and saying funny things, lmk if there's anything else i should add :).

Word count: 1,982

Credit: @automnepoet for proofreading ily.

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As much as Blue hates to admit it, you don't belong to him. You've had enough other men's cocks inside you by now for it to quite frankly be stupid of him to say it; yet he still does, he still tells you every time he's balls deep inside you that you belong to him and him only.

You have someone else that says the same kinda thing, but it's just the other way round. Cecil likes knowing that he's yours, and unlike yourself, he actually sticks to it… not that he could find any other girl that'd take his pathetic ass anyway.

The man comes stumbling into the club as usual, bottle in one hand and red stained cloth wrapped around the other. He asks around for you of course, but when he's directed towards the head of the club's office he's faced with something he didn't want to see in a million years; you, cheek pressed harshly against the desk as Blue Jones pounds you from behind, and the worst part is that you seem to be loving it.

Cecil bursts in, making both of you stop in your tracks.

"Heyy! You can't do that! She said she's for me!" The disheveled man protests.

Oh my god.

"Cecil– ah– get outta here! You dunno what you're getting yourself int—" you're silenced by a hard thrust from Blue, who'd only seemed to stop for a second at the disruption before continuing to slam into you harshly.

The sight makes Cecil wince, and he can already feel the tears welling in his eyes as he wipes his face on his sleeve.

"This your other man huh?" Blue leans over you and sneers in your ear. "The one you like to just give yourself too? Without even a care for the money he doesn't make me?" Blue eyes the other man before gesturing for him to come over to the both of you. "She's told me how pathetic you are, you're just a bumbling moron looking for a quickie, ain't you?"

Cecil shakes his head quickly, but the tears start falling down his face as he sniffles and tries to hide it in his jacket. His cheeks are so rosy and flushed, strands of curls falling in his face as his shoulders shudder. It's a sight that you're quite familiar with, and one that makes you more aroused than it probably should.

You manage to look up at Cecil despite the other man's hand wrapped around the back of your neck and pressing you against the hard wood. "Cecil baby, c'mere." You gesture for him to come closer after smacking Blue's wrist to slow down, which he surprisingly obliges to.

Cecil stumbles towards you and puts the bottle on the desk. Feeling your arms wrap around his waist is somewhat reassuring to the man and he sighs shakily, showing you his bloody hand with a pout. "I tried fucking some other girl, but she got pissed when I swallowed one of her rings by accident when I was sucking on her fingers."

You try not to laugh, but it's incredibly hard when the man just naturally gets himself into moronic situations.

Blue isn't as ashamed to hide his laughter, a raucously snarky chuckle coming from behind you.

You manage to prop yourself up on your elbows and you stroke his wrists, carefully running your fingers over his. "I want you to join, Cecil, will you do that for me?"

You know he's a sucker for pleasing you… and for getting his cock sucked whenever he can.

"Only if he shuts the fuck up." He points at Blue, which warrants a hard thrust from the club owner.

You gasp and nod. "He will baby, he will. C'mere, lemme make you feel better."

Your hands start working on Cecil's trousers, which is hard to do when you're getting your back blown out by your boss, especially one that favours you the most. Eventually you pry his slacks open to paw at his cock. You wrap your hand around the clothed flaccid length while the other holds onto his good hand; you know he loves that too, it makes him feel wanted.

It doesn't take very long for Cecil to get hard, despite being face to face with his 'contender', and soon he's rolling his hips into your hand and begging for your mouth.

"Damn, you get excited quick don't you?" Blue mocks, which makes Cecil whine and buck his hips into your hand.

You feel him rest his bad hand on your head and a little part of you hopes he doesn't get any fucking blood in your hair. Your attention is drawn back to the pathetic man that's now whaling for you to suck his dick.

"Please baby! Please please, I've been good— well apart from earlier but that don't count 'cause I didn't even get to stick it in."

You moan softly, since you love it when he tells you he's been good, before you pull his cock free of his underwear, the tip throbbing and leaking already.

Blue's pace seems to stop for a moment as he watches you take the blunt head in your mouth, wrapping your lips around Cecil's shaft while the man in question whimpers.

The club owner's cock twitches as he observes you taking it deeper and deeper till your nose is pressed against the scruffy man's abdomen, unkempt pubes tickling your skin.

"Shit, honey, you're so good at taking it in the throat aren't you?" Blue's hand runs over your head and you nod dumbly, loving the feeling of being full at both ends.

"Let's see how you fair while I'm fucking your brains out."

You whine and choke as Blue starts thrusting again. The way you get pushed forward only pushes you further down on Cecil's cock, who lets out a strangled moan.

Eventually you get your bearings and you're able to wrap your hand around the other's cock and pull off of him, just to take him all into your mouth once again.

Both the men moan at that and you feel Blue's hips start to stutter as he struggles to hold himself together, curses and moans coming out through clenched teeth.

"God, I love watching you being used, you like it don't you? Like having both your greedy holes filled? Just like the whore you are." Blue tugs your hair, which in turn pulls your mouth off of Cecil with a loud pop and a gurgled moan from you.

"I do, Blue! Fuck I love both your cocks." You whine, scrambling to get your mouth on the other man again.

Cecil tries to rock his hips forward with desperate cries, but the club owner keeps your head firmly pulled back.

"Beg for it, beg to suck his cock again."

"Oh c'mon! I thought you said you were gonna be quiet—" Cecil complains.

You whimper and whine, but Blue's grip is tight on your hair, and if you wait any longer you're going to cum all over the harsher man's cock before you even get your mouth on Cecil.

"Please Blue— please lemme help him— ah— he's so desperate for it I can't help it!"

That seems to work, the man letting go of your head to let you go back to what you were doing.

Cecil feels like he's going explode if he doesn't feel the warmth of your mouth soon, but finally your lips are wrapped around him again and he can hold the back of your head; this time going not so easy on you.

He fucks into your wet heat with staggered thrusts, his head tilted back in pleasure as he uses your throat for his own gain, loud pathetic whimpers coming from his lips.

" 'atta girl, all for us to use—" Blue pants. You can hear in his voice that he's getting close too, which you're relieved about, because you think if he continues fucking you like this your legs are going to give out and he'll have to hold you up.

"I wanna use you like this more— please lemme do this more, it's so nice." Cecil begs, but you're unsure if it's for you or for Blue.

"Wonder how many others I can get to fuck you, maybe one in this tight little hole here—" your boss runs his thumb over your other hole and it makes you choke out a moan.

The constricting of your throat is enough to make Cecil spill suddenly, his cock buried so deep in your throat that it bypasses your taste buds and pumps straight down your esophagus.

Blue is next to fill you up, his growls and moans making you whimper as he grips your hips and fills the condom with his arousal, his head tilting back to enjoy the feeling.

Your legs are shaking by the time the men both pull away, but you're left still strung high on that cliff, hoping to God that one of them will take mercy on your poor throbbing cunt.

Your prayers are answered sooner than you expect.

Blue's arms wrap underneath your knees and pull you up against his chest, your legs crushing against your own chest with your throbbing heat on show for Cecil.

All you can do is scramble a little in Blue's grasp; if you know him well enough, you know what he wants, and it's going to make you scream and claw at his arms from being so sensitive.

"I see you looking at her. Go on, use that stupid mouth for something good."

Cecil is drooling at the sight of your cunt spread for him like that and he drops to his knees, gazing up at you as if you're some kind of deity blessing him with your presence.

Your arms hold onto Blue's, bracing yourself for the way Cecil's tongue is going to make you squirm, but before you can, you feel hardness bumping against your cunt.

How the fuck is he hard again already?

You don't have time to contemplate before your boss is shoving his thick cock inside you once more, fucking you open by bouncing you on himself.

"Shit, I love this cunt, honey."

All you can do is shriek and clench around him, the feeling being enhanced when you feel Cecil's tongue working on your clit… He may not be the best at holding his load or fucking, but he definitely knows how to use his tongue.

You're driven closer and closer to ecstasy each time you're brought down on Blue's cock, Cecil's tongue waiting for you mercilessly every time the other is buried deep inside your cunt.

Your body feels like it's on fire, and it's only a matter of a few more thrusts before you're crying out for both of them, your body squeezing and tensing on Blue so much that you're pretty sure it winds him for a second. You feel pleasure rush through your body and out of your cunt, and it's only once you open your eyes that you realise what happened.

"Oh sh–shit... I'm sorry, Cecil..."

The man looks up at you in pure awe before shaking his head, pushing his dampened curls out of his face as he wipes your dripping arousal from his skin. "I had a girl actually piss on me once, so that was a much better surprise."

You aren't able to hold back a laugh this time, though it's definitely a shaky one... and you even hear Blue let out a quiet chuckle.

You're about to let yourself down, but the harsher man tightens his grip on your thighs, and that's when you realise he didn't cum. "Ah ah, where'd you think you're going, honey? You still owe me another orgasm, and I think I got a lot more friends that would wanna get in on this too, sweetheart."

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Prompts by: @/flightlessangelwings

Tagging people: @cowboymarcs @sad1st1c-wh0re @poopoobuttsy @boredzillenial @mllover260 @simpforbritgents @saevenswelt @partssoldseparately @keira-kaz2y5 @theincredibleinkspitter @l-lune @red-hydra @queerponcho @summonthesoups @motleyfolk @steven-grants-world @my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction

#blue jones smut #blue jones #sucker punch smut #sucker punch #cecil dennis #cecil dennis smut #revenge for jolly #oscar isaac characters #kinktober

[coolx2-nodoubt]

♔ Nipple Play ♔

Pairing: Cecil Dennis x Fem!Dom!Reader

Warning: 18+ smut, nipple play [obviously] and some cussing.

A/n: OK this was hard, like super hard. But I made it through somehow. And I know it's not that good. So I would appreciate some feedbacks. Anyway Enjoy!!

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You always wanted to try it out, but you were to afraid of what Cecil might think about it, so always kept it to yourself.

It was until one night, when he came up to you, nervously looking down on the floor. Before asking..

"Uhh hey babe, um i've been meaning to ask you this for a very long time. And you are completely free to say no to this. But, um..."

When it left his lips, you couldn't believe it. You were over the moon. You immediately jumped out of your chair, nodding at him furiously, giving him the biggest hug.

Now infront of your mirror, looking down at yourself, in your new blue lingerie set that you had recently bought. It cupped your breast and all your curves perfectly, all in the right places . You were super anxious but also excited for Cecils reaction to your new set. You had told him earlier to wait for you in the bedroom and not to touch himself, while you finish getting ready.

When you came into the room, the first thing you noticed is how Cecil was already completely naked head-to-toe, awaiting upon your arrival. Sitting at the edge of the bed with his hands on his knees, like a good boy he is.

You stepped inside, leaning against the doorframe with a tray of ice cubes in your hand. You lingered there for a moment, letting him savour in the view. He immediately stood up with his jaw wide open, looking at you like a hawk.

"God.. you look so hot in that babe. I wanna rip it off of you. And fuck the shit out of you, right now."

He walked up to you, lifting his hands up to touch you, but you lowered down his hands, shushing him by placing a finger on his soft lips. Making him take a step back.

"OH no, today i'll be taking care of YOU, and the only thing you have to do in return, is sit back and follow my lead"

You drag your finger through his lips down to his chest, gently pushing him back towards the bed until he hits the side, making him fall backwards and look up at you.

You were really starting to like this whole thing. Taking control, dominating him, being on top and all...

You purposely bended over perking up, giving him a better view of your butt. Slowly placing the ice tray on the bedside table. You looked back at him, you can already see the drool escaping his lips, goggling you up and down.

You stand up, straightening up your posture. Before gently laying him down on the bed and slowly crawling up, hovering above him.

You first lower your face to gently kiss his lips, slow and steady. He moans into your mouth, arching his back up for any sort of contact. But you firmly push him back down.

"Tsk tsk behave, no touching"

"Sorry mam" he says.

You love it when he calls you that.

You drag your fingers up to his curly messy hair, tangling your fingers with it. Then tugging it to the side, exposing more flesh, making him groan at the sudden action. You start kissing his jawline roughly, leaving sloppy kisses all over his neck down to his collar bone, lingering there for a moment, sucking and kissing hard. Enough to leave bruise marks there.

He's doing everything in his power not pull you in close by your waist to feel you, to touch you, to grind up against you. Instead he's gripping the sheets beside him so tight, that his knuckles have turned white.

You lower yourself down to his chest and start doing small kitty licks, flicking the nip upwards. Then you latch on to his right nipple and start sucking on it, using your tongue to circle around it while using your other hand to twist and pinch the other nipple around your digits.

"Please babe.. I need to touch you..please, i'll do anything" he whines.

You detach yourself, to look up to him through your lashes. Seeing his puppy dog eyes. You couldn't possibly say no to him, not when he's doing that. Besides you have teased him enough for today.

"Now since you have asked so nicely. You can go ahead..touch me."

He immediately starts roaming your body with his rough hands. Coming up to your shoulder, playing with the straps. Swiftly removing it, making your breast bounce out. Mezmerized at it, he starts kneading them with both of his hands, grazing his thumbs over your buds.

You lean to the side and grab an ice cube from the tray. Which is already melting in your hand.

You lean down, and start drawing shapes with the cube on his abdomen moving upwards to his chest. Tracing small circles around his nipples. Squirming under your touch.

"Does this feel good love? Is this okay?"

He opens his eyes to look at you. Trying to speak..

"It's more than okay, I'm just happy we're finally doing this shit."

You chuckle at how adorable he his.

You take another ice cube and putting it in your mouth, moving it around coaxing it with your spit. You push it out, holding it right between your lips. Moving up, right above his lips. Signaling him to open his mouth.

You then drop the the ice cube straight into his mouth, the saliva string still attached. And command him to swallow it. He does just that. He swallows it, sticking his tongue out, proving it to you.

"Good boy"

You pull yourself off of him. Getting out of the bed.

"Babe what are you doing?"

You don't say anything, instead you the let action, speak for themselves.

Getting down on your knees. You take his cock with both of your hands and slowly start to pump it, gradually speeding up.

He throws his head back in pleasure moaning out your name.

"Oh, oh yes Y/N, yeah comon yes faster, Faster!!"

It didn't take him long before he reached his climax.

Long shots of hot white strings, shot up in the air. You sucked of every drop of it, not wasting anything.

When he came down of his high, he looks down at you, cupping your face with his hands for you to look at him. Leaning into the touch. He kisses your forehead, before looking at you back.

"Babe please don't ever be afraid to tell me if you wanna try something new, alright? I'm down to try anything, if that means I get to do it with you, yeah?"

You smile and nod, giving him a kiss on his lips.

THE END

Thx for reading, reblogs and comments are appreciated <3

#cecil dennis #revenge for jolly #oscar isaac

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• ao3 • want to be tagged? • Requests Info • blog of fanfics I've written only • Masterlist• Last Updated 18/10/23 •

The series/one shot status are subject to change. I’m trying to keep this short (haha) and only put WIP that I’ve either written some of or have planned out.

Hopefully 31 days worth.

• Trine 4 • 🍑 • Anselm Vogelweide x F!Reader x Blue Jones • Rating: 18+ pals • Series • Summary: continuing story (is there a story? Or just smut?), there’s gonna be more chapters after this (there’s a few asks too! I’m not quite sure what order I’m gonna upload them in yet).

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Trine - Blue gets fuuuucccked

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Trine - bark like you want it

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Reader in Anselm’s lap

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Trine - Anselm & Reader fingering Blue

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Trine - between chapter 1 and 2

• Untitled • 🍑 •  Basil Stitt x F!Reader x Blue Jones • Rating: 18+ pals • OneShot • Summary: how do I even explain this one?

• Untitled • 🍑 • Nathan Bateman x F!Reader x Blue Jones • Rating: 18+ pals • OneShot • Summary: Nathan puts you in charge of a new android. 

• Untitled • 🍑 • Orderly!Blue Jones x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • Series • Summary: Reader’s mother’s ex-boyfriend pays Blue to commit them to the asylum until reader signs documents.

• Tear Down My Reason 4 • 🍑 • Orderly!Blue Jones x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • Series • Summary: Continuing the story - there’s gonna be more chapters after this one.

• Untitled • 🍑 • Club!Blue Jones x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • Series • Summary: Blue gets a bit possessive.

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Orderly!Blue x challenging GN!Reader

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Orderly!Blue with virgin reader

• Untitled • 🍑 • Cecil Dennis x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • One Shot• Summary: Cecil works in a kitchen.

• Untitled • 🍑 • En Sabah Nur x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • Series • Summary: Technically not En Sabah Nur, because this is the mutan with the healing factor that Apocalypse transfered his mind into. Set in present day.

• Untitled • 🍑 • Jack x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • Series • Summary: Reader accidentally kills abusive brother in law and dumps his body in the Mojave.

• Untitled • 🍑 • Jackn x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • Series • Summary: Reader goes to visit her Uncle at his home but finds a stranger house and pet sitting instead.

• Untitled • 🍑 • Jonathan Levy x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • Series • Summary: Fake dating

• Untitled • 🍑 • Jonathan Levy x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • One shot • Summary: You find out your fiancée has been cheating on you and end up seeking comfort in Jonathan.

• Untitled • 🍑 • Shimmer!Kane x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • Series • Summary: it’s bad.

• Untitled • 🍑 • Shimmer!Kane x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • Series • Summary: it’s also bad.

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Before Kane leaves for the Shimmer.

•⭐️ASK���️• Shimmer!Kane

• Untitled • 🍑 • Laurent LeClare x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • Series • Summary: Reader with mafia boss father.

• Untitled • 🍑 • Laurent LeClare x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • Series • Summary: Reader with a husband of convenience. 

• Untitled • 🍑☔ • Leto x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • Series • Summary: Judge!Leto

• Untitled • 🍑☔ • Leto x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • Series • Summary: The emperor is killed before the attack on Akarus 

• Untitled • 🍑☔ • Leto x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • Series • Summary: given as a ‘gift’

• Untitled • 🍑🎀 • Llewyn Davis x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • OneShot • Summary: Porn Star! Llewyn

• Untitled • 🍑 • Miguel O’Hara x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • OneShot • Summary: Professor!Miguel

• Untitled • 🍑 • Miguel O’Hara x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • OneShot • Summary: Miguel likes choking. (Sub!Miguel).

•⭐️ASK⭐️• medical reader

•⭐️ASK⭐️• dom Miguel that turns into sub Miguel

• Cariño 7• 🍑 • Jake Lockley x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • Series • Summary: Last chapter

• Dark Necessities 4 • 🍑 • Jake Lockley x Marc Spector x Steven Grant x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • Series • Summary: continuing story (gonna be more chapters after this) 

• The Boy With The Thorn In His Side 4 • 🍑 • Steven Grant x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • Series • Summary: continuing story (gonna be more chapters after this).

• Untitled • 🍑 • Steven Grant x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • One Shot • Summary: Steven talking about vampires during sex.

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Moonboys + hair washing

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Mornings + Moonboys

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Moonboys + true crime lover reader

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Jake with a cubby s/o

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Steven with a cubby s/o

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Marc with a cubby s/o

•⭐️ASK⭐️• virgin!Steven

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Jake + loud

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Jake + loud (2)

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Steven + reader with a tennis skirt

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Bratty!Sub!Jake

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Steven + You Wish

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Moonboys annoying Khonshu

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Soft!Marc

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Soft!Marc (2)

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Moonboys + horny reader

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Good Boy part 2 with Marc

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Body worship with Marc

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Marc with reader at the beach

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Cuddles with Marc

• When •  🍑🎀☔⭐️ • Nathan Bateman x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • Series • Summary: Continuation of How

• Untitled • 🍑 • Nathan Bateman x F!Reader x Blue Jones • Rating: 18+ pals • OneShot • Summary: Nathan puts you in charge of a new android. 

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Nathan getting pegged. 

•⭐️ASK⭐️• "Can't ignore the mistletoe" with Nathan and some spicy smut

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Nathan with a masculine presenting/tomboy s/o

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Nathan makes a clit sucker

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Affectionately annoying Nathan

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Domestic spicy Nathan

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Breeding Kink

•⭐️ASK⭐️• taking care of reader in sub space

• Untitled • 🍑🎀☔ • Poe Dameron x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • Series • Summary: Reader is a spy for the resistance on the Supremacy.

• The Duke and The Dame • 🍑🎀☔ • Poe Dameron x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • Series • Summary: Reader is a spy for the resistance on the Supremacy.

• Untitled • 🍑🎀☔ • Poe Dameron x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • Series • Summary: There’s a mysterious crash of a rebel ship on a seemingly uninhabited moon.

• Untitled • 🍑 • Poe Dameron x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • One Shot• Summary: Basically sex pollen.

• Untitled • 🍑 • Poe Dameron x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • One Shot• Summary:It’s Poe in the ROTJ princess Leia outfit (don’t look at me.)

• Untitled • 🍑☔ • Prince John x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • Series • Summary: Prince John in exile.

• Untitled • 🍑🎀 • Robbie Paulson x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • One Shot• Summary: KISSES

• The Thick of the Honey• 🍑 • Santiago Pope Garcia x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • Series • Summary: Santiago takes a new job at a security company.

• Untitled• 🍑 • Santiago Pope Garcia x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals • Series • Summary: The boys go back to get the money under the guise of security for an archaeological dig.

•⭐️ASK⭐️• One bed + "Let me warm you up"

•⭐️ASK⭐️• Romantic with GN!Reader

•⭐️ASK⭐️• something sweet with "You're my home" 

#wip #wips #fanfic #due to popular demand I guess? #my writing #in the future I hope

[snalsupremacy]

2023 events

2022 events list

Again, these are not all of the events, just the ones i happen to come across with

- All of Sherlock Holmes is now officially public domain - Lil Nas X back at it again with... THE WIGGLES?! - Noah Schnapp, who plays Will Byers in Stranger Things, comes out as gay - US gov can't vote for a speaker of the house - McCarthy wins speaker of the house after 15 votes - Bolsonaro supporters storm the Congress and vandalize the whole place, are arrested on location -golden globes n stuff -JOJO LEAK JOJO LEAK ITS A BOY ITS A BOY -Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of Elvis Presley, dies at 54 -M3gan is a gay icon pass it on -AO3 down, 40 injured 15 dead -New FOB album - Velma show unsurprisingly sucks - Pink Sause on wallmart -Paramore back & new album coming soon - UK blocks scottish law that helped trans people and this might lead to their independence (pls) -TUMBRL ADDED POLLS! TUMBRL ADDED POLLS!! - #team snail worm deserved to lose the centopéia or however you say in english winning was RIGGED AND I CAN PROVE IT - Pete Wentz leaked Brendon Urie’s oncoming baby which leads him to breaking up Panic! At The Disco. Finally. - Holy fucking bingle! Trans Bi Lesbian It/She pronouns swiss hacker just leacked the US no-fly list, and plot twist, its very racist, what?! :3 - Justin Roiland is fired from Rick and Morty for being a bad person - Cecil from welcome to nightvale defeats Reigen in the Tumbrl Sexyman rematch pools! Idk who he is i just voted him bc i dont want reigen to win. -CECILSWEEP IS EVERYWHERE THE FINALS ARE SANS VS CECIL WHO WILL WIN - CECIL PALMER WITH THE STEEL CHAIR BEATS SANS TO PULP AT THE BACK OF PAPA JOHN'S!!! -The last of Us everywhere, seems to be a good game adaptation! glad to see more of those!

-Toby Fox scores the very first interview with creator of Yume Nikki, kikiyama with 9 yes or no questions and 1 "free response" question asking what they would get at a Denny's -FNAF movie officially starts filming - Marceline wins tumbrl woman - Just vote for vanilla extract and waive boys, just vote for vanila extract and wave - 7.8 earthquake hits Turkey and Syria, thausands of casualities - Spotted chinese (?) spy baloons (?) in America - Now theres a Tumbrl vanilla extract bottle, awesome - Hogwarts Legacy release discourse follows - Tear of the kingdom trailer out this is the most emotion link has shown in canon in 36 years - Youtube channel schaffrillas productions gets involved in car accident, Christopher Schaffer and Patrick Phyrillas pronounced dead on site while James Phyrillas in critical condition - Italian manwhore summer (Sanremo) - Netflix creating something thats gonna ruin password sharing people and everyone is mad - Brianna Ghey, 16 yo trans teenager, is stabbed to the death at a park -THE JOJOLANDS! AMAZING! MINDBLOWING! LIFE CHANGING! NEVER THE SAME! 10/10! -Succession will end in S4 -NEW MAGNAPINNA SQUID FOOTAGE HUNTING??

-New gen of TMNT (Mutant Mayhem)!! -Minesota lagislature makes trans health care (wait for it) LEGAL! - New mario movie trialer the babygirlification of Luigi continues -Willow project approved ‘_’ - More anti trans legislation. whats the news - Esc songs dropped the guy w the green top is already tumbrl’s top 1 jenn should have won etc etc -Gerard Way presenting in full office lady style. Tbh im just more impressed he did a show in tights. - Jojolands #2 out! Hot dog guy has a name now and Rohan canonically transcend the multiverse! - Taylor Swift eras tour congrats swifties - ICC issues arrest warrant to Vladmir Putin for war crimes -Trump to be arrested -Arab Cartoon Network hacked (Update: hacking was fake) - Tik Tok banned on government phones after spying accusations -New FOB album - The ladies from RWBY just kissed! mazal tov! - Justin Roiland case dropped - Kid in brazil attacks school teacher with knife - School shooting in US - Resident Evil 4 remake - Dobi dies in a glue trap -Trump got indicated, idk what that means but seems bad for trump which is good

-10 year anniversary of the Mishapocalypse - Ofc all your fave properties do an April fool’s special,, most notably Toby Fox’s “accidental foam pic” and Sonic The Hedgehog free murder mystery game that looks gorgeous?? they take the trophy this year -Kasane Teto gets her official voicebank for her 15th anniversary -wait... the DSMP is over..? it ended..? for real..?? WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!!1!!11!!!!!11 - Dalai Lama [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] - Harry Potter HBO series... just what we needed ‘_’ - Misha Collins reveals Warner Brothers wanted him to stay out as bisexual after that one off joke last year - Out of touch thursday on 4/20 we did it boys - We DOUBLE DID IT BOYS! Elon Musk’s rocket explodes because he forgot to build a flame diverter?? Or did he not build one on purpose? Anyway no one was inside THANKFULLY - Movie markplier is working on is revealed to be..IRON LUNG?! - Elon Musk takes out all the unpaid blue check marks expecting the celebrity accounts to pay for them, instead #blocktheblue movements started in which you block all users with blue check mark, Musk then responds to this by awarding random popular users with check marks -Tucker Carlson fired, ill b real, I have no idea who he is -Don Lemon also fired, again, idk who he is - Ray Toro and Gerard Way on fnaf movie soundtrack?!? -Disney sues Florida governor Ron Desantis, woag.. I cant believe im saying this but it’ll be easier to make the governor leave than the rat theme park

-JASON DERULO JUST FELL OFF THE STARS AT THE MET GALA! 😱😱😱 - WGA on strike! -And may Eurovision posting begin! Im rooting for finland what ab y’all - Tony Hawk and chocolate guy collab?!?!?!?! -ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT EUROVISION RESULTS KAARIJA IS THE REAL WINNER SWEDEN BE DAMNED -FNAF trailer drop -Barbie Movie trailer drop -IDubz apologises for content cop, better late than never ig -Succession finale - I saw that execution clip from generation loss cuz it cant be thaaat fucked up right? haha.... im traumatized -Seth Everman announces he will leave the internet in 200ish days -Ted lasso ends, and so, pride month begins.... -Hank Green got cancer

-Happy pride month guys! - Jojo musical adaption of Phantom Blood confirmed - Russian occupiers in Ukraine blew up the Kakhovka Hydroelectric Power Station -Across the spiderverse takes the internet by storm AS IT SHOULD - Fires in canada kinda spreads the smoke like all around and its all a gray haze over there -Kaarija and Bojan concert together doing a shit job at beating ther allegations happy pride month kings -Hank Green is bisexual, likes Brennan Lee Muligan, and found that out because of wreck it ralph cosplays i can’t believe this is real -Redit blackout? 196? im very confused, but the redditors are here and tumbrl are welcoming them WAY better than we did twitter users which i find fitting lol -Adrien and Marinette from miraculous lb finally kissed omg its been like 8 years?? insane -The Idol sucks - Shit submarine w 5 people goes missing and the more we find out the more inevitable it felt       • Oceangate...gate brings awareness to migrant ships who drown and kill hundrents of migrants       • Iron Lung game sell suddenly spikes       •Submarine found, it imploded, all passengers dead - Joes Biden (US president)'s son committed tax fraud -Mark Zuch and Elon Musk are going to fight?? -Military coup in Russia (failed) -Miranda sings revolutionizing the YouTuber apology genre by apologizing for groomer allegations via ukulele - wtf is a grimace shake - Happy pride month! US overruled law prohibiting homophobic discrimination based on religion!

-Nimona is out! I haven’t watched it yet but the reception is great! (Edit: watched it, its good) -Superman finally got his long deserved sailor moon style transformation. good for him. -AO3 down, 500 dead 756 injured (Update: AO3 is down due to DDOS attack, which is when a group overwhelms the website with requests. This seems to be made by a group who claims to be doing it for homophobic reasons tho they likely have uterior reasons) -SAG-AFRA joins WGA strike - Universal prunes trees outside their building to try and prevent WAG/SAG-AFRA picket line. However, these trees are city property and "tree law" (heavy fine for destroying gov owned nature) might be called into action - Happy Barbenheimer tho all who celebrate - MITSKI ALBUM ANNOUNCEMENT?! - Fnaf DLC smth smth eclipse - Elon Musk tries to change twitter to X ? - Good Omens season 2 finale so tragically good it re animated OFMD SPN and Hanibal into trending page

- Tik tok parody of every 90's euro disco song goes viral - New James Webb telesc ope picture shows a giant ? in space. poetry. - Forest fires in Hawaii destroying homes -Anti semetic hate crime against USP teacher in Amazonas - Tik tok tried to create their Goncharov (Zepotha) and it turns out to be a plot to promote a musician's new song - Planet of the bass music vide out!! - Trump might actually get arrested, mugshot and all - Who thought it was a good idea to make the actor portraying Bernstein in the new biopic wear a PROSTHETIC NOSE?? - India first country to land on south pole of the moon! - Someone tracked down spanish spn’s rogue translator, who claims he did not add that in, meaning in some version of spn destiel was canon - Riverdale ends with all of them in a polycule. Which honestly is the best possible ending - TRUMP MUGSHOT TRUMP MUGSHOT

-That mole do be interesting -Castiel 15th birthday WAIT 15?? A DECADE AND A HALF?? - Ladybug and Chatnoir are emo now. Like, literally. - WGA strike succesfully ends -The Pokemonx Miku collab is everything actually - WGA stricke officially ends wed 27/9 12:01 AM, the deal is finalized and the writer’s guild got most of what they wanted! yay uniuns!

- Israel-Palestine conflict breaks into full on war with many casualities on both sides -NOOOOOO BAKUGO IS ALIVE PUT HIM BACK IN THE GRAVE!! KILL HIM AGAIN!!

- Spock wins the AO3 polls unsuprisingly - youtuber SSSniperwolf doxxes youtuber JacksFilms -Merlin twitter account is active...why? -Mathew Perry, Friends actor and advocate for alcoholism and drug abuse issues dies at age 54

-Happy 3 anniversary to Nov 5th -THANK G-D ATTACK ON TITAN IS OVER ITS FINALLY OVER FUCKK YES FINALLY -NOOOOO LIVE ACTION ZELDA CONFIMRED WHYYYY - Actor strike is over =D - GTA 5 anounced - SHREK 5???? - Omegle shut downs for ever - Zack and Cody’s restaurant reservation is today - Dream and the voice actor of Gumball beefed and tbh it was hilarious - Russia declares LGBT groups extremists organizations - Henry Kissinger, american politician, dies at 100 - SONIC 3 DATE REVEAL YEAHHH

-Hbomber guy DESTROYS James Somerton and Internet Historian’s career with his new video on plagiarism - TODD IN THE SHADOWS COMES BACK WITH THE STEEL CHAIR IN JAMES SOMERTON!! - BG3 Game Awards Sweep including GOTY

#text #us politics #2023 #january 2023 #brazil politics #uk politics #polls #2023 events #tw murder #politics