#But that cartoony evilness only works for mammon.

[mintpopz]

its honestly really disappointing to me at least that Adam is just gonna end up as a Mammon reskin. Like, I dunno I saw his design and I had some interesting thoughts about the first Man, yknow? I found it interesting that they have him demon like features, suggesting that maybe underneath his holier-than-thou appearance and attitude, he really isn't that different from the sinners he kills. But he hides that part away, acting formal and polite and as much of a good little Christian boy under the eyes of God. When God isn't looking though? He would show his true colours instantly....

But no. They just made the angel say fuck.

#I have no qualms about him being an angel it's an interesting interpretation! (No offense to religions ofc) #butttt it does suck that he really is just a second mammon #From what we've seen #And like. I think mammon is a good villain because of how cartoonishly evil he is - the lack of depth adds to his character #And the fact that greed is commonly perceived as the one truly bad irredeemable sin #But that cartoony evilness only works for mammon. #not for a literal angel-- I'm not saying I want Adam to be a good guy I just want him to have more depth #than apparently just ''i hate demons and sinners and my wife who doesn't let me beat her fuck BOOM EPIC ROCK SOLO'' #the show hasn't released yet which is why I added apparently #But I don't have high hopes... And I worry that hazbins lack of quality might make it harder for other indie creators to make their shows #aero talks #hazbin hotel

[master-mechanic-squeaker]

Obey me! Future punk AU

It's got gifs... just whatever I thought fit. I promise I'll post character art soon... but for now enjoy!

Lucifer- an ex-cop turned family-head, and the main reason Diavolo has a reputation for being a cutthroat mob boss. As a family head he is deeply involved in his district, even personally punishing those who disobey. He monitors all illegal activity keeping a fine balance in the area. Solely due to Diavolo's whim he has been put in charge of "the demons' den" district of the city, which included reign over the brothers. He weekly rounds up his group of idiots and ne'er-do-wells to dish out their tasks from Diavolo. Lucifer particularly specializes in the utiilization of genetic modifications and he himself is quite prideful over this fact.

Mammon- high stakes gambler and expert acquisitionist. He'll bet with anything from actual money to gen mods to limbs. He dabbles in street racing and tends to steal anything he can't buy. Tends to have any item anyone could possibly need in the trunk of his car. His rose colored lenses allow him to see the current black-market value of any object. 

Leviathan- a vocaloid in an android body! He's the most cartoony of "the brothers." Diavolo sponsors Leviathan, trading money and status for Levi's skills in hacking and data corruption.  Every so often he'll "terminate a database" for Diavolo in exchange for some upgrade or hard-to-find merchandise. He is currently being trained as backup to Mammon and Asmodeus in their "extra-curricular activities."

Asmodeus- In addition to being the weather-babe for channel KDVL, he is a master negotiator with connections and dirt on nearly everyone of import in the city. Being the city's sweetie has it's perks, including being able to collect the worst secrets of its inhabitants as they slumber. That is Asmodeus's job, keeping the rich and powerful under Diavolo and Lucifer's thumbs. He does take a break from the private espionage sometimes to assist Mammon in his heists. 

Satan- a clone-cyborg raised via the collective efforts of the brothers. Satan's main skills are strategy and illusion. Due to this, his main responsibility is keeping the nosier of the police off of the family's tail. He has a distinct fascination with the culture he was born into, finding himself anywhere from art galleries to illegal cage matches. Early on, his rage lead to Lucifer having to call in favors with the clean-up squad.

Beelzebub- an expert cage fighter/headbuster who works as a mechanic during the day. Used as heavy labor for the family, he keeps lookout and looks scary during important deals. When it comes time to "collect rent" he joins Mammon as backup during the errand. Beelzebub is otherwise known as "Famine: the gorging king of the ring!" Along with being "Beel, the one from around the corner who'll fix your cybernetics for $20 and a sammich."

Belphegor- a genius hacker with blankets and hammocks on hand. He designed everything from the metal jaw Beel uses in cage fights, to the in-depth schematics for Satan, and even Levi's A.I. chip. Belphegor keeps a small backpack on him at all times which is packed solely with a hammock and sleeping bag. He disappears for days at a time apparently setting up shop anywhere he pleases, only returning home when he's finished his work.

Diavolo- mafia boss. Although he has a reputation for being ruthless, that is mostly due to being able to demand loyalty from all the gangs in the city. 

Barbatos- still Diavolo's butler but he has side work as an assassin and bartender.

Luke- the young cop who doesn't understand the balance required to keep this city moving. Desperately trying to uncover corruption and rid this city of evil.

Simeon- the hardened detective playing naive to keep his young partner from sticking his nose where it doesn't belong.

Solomon- your friendly neighborhood blackmarketeer! He'll sell you anything. ANYTHING. And he'll get it at the best price as well.

MC- a street racer or mechanic who specializes in the ancient art of sarcasm and snark. They were picked up by Diavolo in the pouring rain who thought they were entertaining/cutesy-wutesy and decided to put them to work in the "demons' den". They now work mostly on the cleanup squad. The MC is also the sole member of the Demon Retention and Retrieval Committee.

#Obey me #obeyme #Obey Me! #OM!AU #Obey me! AU #obey me au #obey me future punk #future punk au #obey me future punk au #om future punk au #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me solomon #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me luke #obey me satan #obey me belphegor #obey me mc #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #aw yeah y'all can bet there's gonna be art and I'm working on it