#Bert Raccoon
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tell us about some of your favorite scrunklies~!!!
oh, with pleasure!!
first of all, Bert Raccoon, from The Raccoons! he’s a silly fluffy canadian fella with a heart of gold, who looooooooves peanut butter. he puts it on everything. it’s kinda wild
Tails (real name Miles Prower) from Sonic the Hedgehog! he’s a little genius and is just. absolutely adorable in like every way. he’s just a precious little foxxo who deserves cuddles!
Deepak from 101 Dalmatian Street! a peaceful and spiritual yet kinda nervous puppy who tries to find his inner cat. it helps that he’s absolutely precious. very pettable, 17/10.
Shifty Dingo from Blinky Bill! he is the scrunkly. a sensitive and adorable little aussie puppy who you’d just want to hug. please hug him, he deserves it.
so yes, the scrunklies of all time. 💖
#the raccoons#bert raccoon#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#tails the fox#miles tails prower#101 dalmatians#101 dalmatian street#deepak dalmatian#blinky bill#shifty dingo
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#the raccoons#Bert raccoon#Melissa raccoon#dummies#dummies on roblox#roblox#dummies oc#oc#friend’s oc#dummies mailman#dummies tobuscus#dummies roblox#roblox dummies#art#my art#artists on tumblr#my artwork#doodlies#sketches#sketch book#clown#balloons#gecko#chef#gecko chef#perplex#Adam#Roy/oddball
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The Raccoons Abridged Episode 7: The Cel Escape
Ralph and Cedric get trapped in Cyril Sneer's vault and it's up to Bert, Melissa, Cyril and Broo to break into the vault and save them before they end up eating each other.
#The Raccoons#The Raccoons Abridged#TRA Season 1#Bert Raccoon#Ralph Raccoon#Melissa Raccoon#Schaeffer#Broo#Pigs#Cyril Sneer#Cedric Sneer#Sophia Tutu#All Dogs Go To Heaven#Homestar Runner#Peasant's Quest
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Year of the Alice Day 162
This is my first (and hopefully only) one-year project (which will be only 365 days) and this one is Alice's Adventures in Wonderland-themed.
In this pic, Bert Raccoon is wearing a Mad Hatter hat.
Made with Microsoft Paint.
Enjoy! ♠️♥️♣️♦️
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (c) Lewis Carroll
The Raccoons (c) Kevin Gillis, Gillis-Wiseman Productions, Evergreen Raccoons and Television Productions
Idea and artwork (c) me
#2022 project#alice's adventures in wonderland#alice in wonderland#the raccoons#bert raccoon#hat#crossover
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Billy Kidman looks like Bert from the 80's Canadian cartoon "The Raccoons"!
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Model sheets for Bert Raccoon from "The Raccoons".
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Series 1: Bert Raccoon helps Cedric stay at the Raccoon Dominium when he runs away from home.
Series 3: Bert Raccoon tries to help Bently work through his problems when he runs away from home.
I had the feeling the others had more subtle character growth than Cyril but now I've got my finger on concrete proof.
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Fictional World Role Play: "All Good Things Come To An End When Evil Lurks Around The Corner"
A while back Celebi and I began recruiting those who are chosen to lived in Fantasy Forest safe and protected from villains threats (from Kimba the white lion, Leo the lion, Leo Ieiri, Jungle Emperor Leo 2009, another white lion from Black Jack, Young Gin, Hiyan, Giyan, Fuji, Weed, Adult Gin, Reika, Sagwa the chinese siamese cat along with her siblings Dongwa, Sheegwa, Rudolph and Clarice Clarice's father, Mr. and Mrs. Donner, with eight of Santa's reindeer, Poke'mon, My Little Pony, 101 Dalmatians, Okami Amaterasu and her son Chibiterasu, Phineas Fox, The Lion King and The Lion Guard, Helios Pegasus, and The Last Unicorn Amalthea) to others being gifted a second chance in life (from jungle emperor Leo 1997, and Actaeon the deer) I had enough magic left to bring six more to live in Fantasy Forest we went back to the year 1985 (Gongitsune) a mother golden fox with her son still living under a borrow by the hill of the tree we walk towards them until the mother fox saw us and cover her son to protect him
mother fox: "WHO ARE YOU?!? What do you want with us?!?"
Gon: "Mother who are they?"
mother fox: "Don't worry Gon that's a human I'll keep you safe from this threat"
seeing that they speak in telepathy I sit on my knees and Celebi did the same gaining their trust
me: "Don't be afraid were not here to harm you were here to help you and your son"
the mother fox stay on guard being cautious
me: "Please accept this peace offering as a token of friendship"
I use my magic to summon different cooked meats and slowly brought it to them placing it down and backing away the mother fox sniff and took a bite she loved it and let her son have some too
Gon: "Whoa! this is delicious I never taste different meat before"
the mother fox looked at us and bow down her head apologizing
mother fox: "I'm really sorry I thought you were one of them"
me: "It's ok I'm on your side my passion are helping animals and learning what the bad kind of humans done to them cruelly, causing pain, suffering, and being spiteful to those who can't speak it makes me want to help them more from those bastards"
Gon: "What's your name miss? mine is Gon and that's my mother"
me: "My name is Stacy and this is Celebi the time traveler poke'mon"
Celebi: "Bi bi!"
mother fox: "You came from the future? what brings you two here?"
me: "You see we came to show you both your fates of what's yet to come"
I summon an orb and it began to projecting of what's about to happen
me: "Here you see the hunters came searching for your gold fur because of it's rarity you save your son kept him hidden only for you to be killed by the hunters you sacrifice yourself keeping your son safe as for your son he's been doing well surviving on his own until he saw a village and learning the human ways began copying them after that he steals an eel in front of the villager name Hyoju because he's trying to survive off the food he found in the village Hyoju wanted to give to his sick old mother his mother subsequently dies Gon realizes his mistake and tries to make it up by secretly giving Hyoju gifts he stole, your son means well he has a kind heart although the villagers now accuse Hyoju of stealing and beat him up afterwards, Gon only gives mushrooms and nuts he collected in the forest Hyoju is grateful for the gifts, although he does not know where they come from until that tragic day Hyoju sees the fox sneaking around, and shoots him to death out of anger about the death of his mother only afterwards does he realize to his horror that the fox he just shot gave him all the mushrooms and nuts"
their eyes widen learning that what's going to happen to them
mother fox: "How can you help us from this horrible fate?"
me: "Celebi will open a portal to your new home Fantasy Forest here everyone lives in peace and life there's bountiful food, water, and shelter and there're two protectors that helps everyone a Jungle Emperor a white lion name Kimba and an Akita name Gin leader of Ohu they'll keep you and your son safe from any threats"
Gon wags his tail excitedly of their new home
Gon: "Mom I believe her she gave us food and she's kind to us I would love to live in Fantasy Forest!"
mother fox: "Alright will go to our new home thank you Stacy you're a human but I see deep down that you care for all animals you had a kind heart to come to the past to give us a new chance in life"
me: "You're welcome anything to help mythical creatures giving a second chance"
Celebi open the portal for them that leads to Fantasy Forest they were about to enter when Gon stop and looked at us
Gon: "Are you coming with us Stacy?"
me: "You two go on ahead we still have one more place to stop at will meet you two when were done"
mother fox: "What's going to happen once we enter through this portal?"
me: "You and your son's counterpart of where they died is already being played out once you enter the portal you'll both get to enjoy your new life being a family again never being apart and never being hunted ever again for this is my gift"
mother fox: "Thank you Stacy and thank you Celebi we are both grateful for you saving our lives"
Gon: "Oh yes thank you! thank you! now we will never be lonely again!"
Celebi: "Bi bi!”
as Celebi did flying flips happily
me: "You're very welcome now go forth to your second chance of a new life"
they both nodded and enter through the portal until it disappeared I collapse but still standing Celebi notice this and use Life Dew to help replenish my energy
me: "Thank you Celebi this should be enough to go to the next past give them a token of friendship projecting of their tragic fates and leading them to their new homes"
Celebi: "Biii"
me: "Well let's go there's four to go"
Celebi nodded and I open the portal and we enter inside there we went to the year of 1987 (The Foxes Of Chironup Island)
me: "1987 never thought I get to see this that's the year I was born"
Celebi: "Bi bi bi"
we began our search for the four foxes of Chironup Island we stop at the part were they're reunited with their daughter from there we see them at the river I transform into my white lioness form and slowly walk towards them
me: "Hey! excuse me I need to speak to all of you"
the family of foxes saw me and were cautious they were about to run but Celebi was right there with them Celebi reassure them that we mean them no harm as one of the foxes began to speak telepathy
Chin: "I never seen this creature before if what you're saying is true then and that she's on our side then will give you both a chance"
Celebi wave to me letting me know that its alright I ran towards them seeing their kits slowly came towards me sniffing my head and they both nuzzle against me the parents were surprise at this
Chibiko: "Mother she doesn't smell like any threat"
Kan: "Yeah she seems nice if she wants us for something"
Ken: "Ok so tell us what do you want from us?"
me: "You're all in terrible danger!"
they gasp at this message
Chin: "In danger? from who?"
me: "Follow me"
they all began to follow as we all stay hidden in the tall grass I use my magic to make everyone invisible
me: "There"
I pointed my paw to show them and they see soldiers landing on shore with their guns and traps
Ken: "Humans! what are they doing here?"
me: "There here because there's going to be a war on this Island"
Kan: "War?"
me: "Yes humans against humans the traps they're carrying are for you because when the war breaks out they'll need a lot of furs"
Chibiko: "That's awful! Mother I'm scare they want our fur!"
Chin: "Don't worry Chibiko father and I will not let anything happen to you and Kan"
the parents were about to get ready to attack but I crawl in front of them stopping them
me: "Wait! there is another way please you have to follow us"
they look at each other and were deep in thought then they agree and let us help them
Ken: "Alright will follow you lead us"
Chin: "Yes lead us to safety"
me: "Ok this way Celebi use your magic to cover our tracks"
Celebi saluted and began using magic to cover our tracks we stay in the forest and kept running until there's a borrow that leads underground from the tree we stay there and I use my magic to put a barricade spell so the soldiers won't find us
me: "That should hold for a while"
Chin: "Thank you for keeping us all safe"
me: "However you're all not out of the woods yet"
they reacted
Ken: "What do you mean?"
me: "We came to warn you all of your fates on what's about to happen"
Chin: "What's going to happen to us?"
I began to use my magic and projecting of the events that are about to happen
me: "Here the soldiers began their hunt placing the traps under the grass the first victim is your son trying to hunt a frog at the river only to be shot by them they were picky about it and threw your son's body in the river"
Kan gasp and nuzzle against mom while they were shock at humans being scums of the earth Ken growl at this while Chin began to tears
me: "Then you're all being pursued you were all able to outrun the soldiers for a bit only for your daughter to accidently running the wrong way getting her leg in a trap you both try everything to get her out of the trap biting the chain digging up the trap but to no avail the soldiers were getting close so your father use himself as bait to distract them while your mother stay close to her your father ran as fast as he can until he's on the edge of the cliff that leads to the ocean your father fought bravely sadly he got gunned down as he fall into the ocean dead"
the kits were sadden at what would have happen witnessing this while Ken shock at his fate
Chibiko: "So what happen to me and mother?"
me: "After the soldiers left your mother try everything to get you out of the trap but nothing didn't budge she went hunting to get you food but it's scarce and with winter on the way heartbroken of the loss of her mate and son she did everything she can to get you out of the trap she loved you very much and then it starts snowing as she stayed with you keeping you warm with her body only then sadly the daughter died from starvation, hypothermia, and the infection in the leg from the trap grief from the loss of her family she passed on in her sleep staying with her daughter until you're both buried in snow year later when spring comes your remains were nothing but white flowers that spread through the field of the forest"
they all were sadden at their fate I summon a tissue and wipe their tears off of them
Ken: "So you're from the future a messenger to warn us on what would happen if we take down this path"
Kan: "And you came to save us?"
me: "Yes were here to give you and your family of Chironup Island a second chance in life you'll all be together never apart and alone again"
Chibiko: "Mother! Father! did you hear that? they come to rescue all of us from being hunted!"
Chin: "Yes this is wonderful news I'll know that you're all safe"
Ken: "Where will you take us?"
me: "To Fantasy Forest it's a safe haven a sanctuary were everyone coexist in peace protected from any threats there's bountiful food water and shelter for everyone and there's life"
they all smile at this news until I heard a stomach growl
Kan: "Sorry"
they all laugh and I use my magic to bring cook meats from around the world and gave it to them they all enjoy their meals and we all began to introduce ourselves
Chin: "We should all introduce ourselves I'm Chin and this is my mate Ken and our kits Kan and Chibiko"
me: "I'm Stacy and this is Celebi please to meet all of you"
they all nodded likewise
Chibiko: "So what's going to happen once we leave our home?"
me: "Your counterparts of were they died is already being played in motion in the meantime will open the portal to your new home and a second chance in life"
me: "Well I think it's time we get going"
Chin: "Honey do you think will be ok after this?"
Ken: "If Stacy and Celebi came all this way to warn us on our fates and save all of us from death I believe we should put our faiths in her"
she nuzzle against her mate
Chin: "You're right knowing that will be safe in our new home"
Ken smile and they all nodded Celebi nodded and we began to open the portal they all got up and went right inside the portal as it open to the other side they all marvel at Fantasy Forest
me: "Welcome to your new home"
Chibiko and Kan: "Wow!"
the families nuzzle all over me giving me their thanks
Chin: "Bless you Stacy bless you for saving us"
Ken: "We couldn't thank you both enough for what you did for us if there's anything you need we be honor to help you"
me: "It's the least we can do"
I use my magic to give Celebi red berries as a thank you gift
me: "Thank you Celebi for all your help please accept these as payment"
Celebi smile and took an armful eating one in enjoyment of the taste
Celebi: "BI BI BI BI!!!!!"
and began to fly away
me: "See you later Celebi!"
Celebi: "BI BI!!"
and flew off into the forest
me: "As a welcome to your new home here's a gift for you Kan"
Kan: "Oh?"
I embrace Kan's neck and began to use my magic with little I had left as it took form of a sapphire color collar with a gold bell he ran around hearing the bell he jump with excitement
Kan: "Wow thank you! thank you! I love it look Chibiko now we match heh heh!"
Chibiko: "Yeah!"
they ran around each other while the parents smile seeing their kits happy in their new home
me: "Come there's someone I would like you to meet"
Ken: "Sure Stacy"
Chin: "Kan! Chibiko! Stacy wants to introduce us to someone hurry up and don't wander too far"
Kan and Chibiko: "Ok mother!"
they catch up with their parents as I lead them further down in the part of Fantasy Forest they see all the poke'mon, my little pony, and other mythical creatures that they never seen before until by the Mystic Elm tree there the two golden foxes see us
Gon: "Mom look!"
she saw them and got up while Gon follows behind
me: "It's ok there friends"
mother fox: "Wait that voice Stacy is that you?"
the Chironup Island foxes tilt their heads confused
me: "Yes it's me"
Gon: "What happen where's your human form?"
Chin: "Wait your a human?"
me: "It's a long story I'll tell you everything while I take everyone to the lake"
they all agree and we continue our walk after telling everyone of my gift
Ken: "So your master gave you this gift to take form in human and animal"
me: "Yes I only took my animal form to make you all feel comfortable so I can gain your trust"
Chin: "I see your gift does wonders and were ok if your also human I don't see any threats you would do to any of us"
me: "Thank you everyone I assure my passion will always be helping animals and all that is nature"
as we continue our walk the kits introduce theirselves
Gon: "Hi I'm Gon"
Kan: "Hey there I'm Kan and this is my sister Chibiko"
Chibiko: "Nice to meet you Gon"
Gon: "This is great will be best friends playing games and do all kind of fun stuff in our new homes"
they all smile and nudge sides at each other the golden mother fox smile seeing Gon making new friends
mother fox: "This place is perfect Gon now made new friends this is a happy ending"
Chin: "A happy ending for everyone"
Ken: "Seeing our kits playing makes me so happy I'm glad Stacy helped us in our dire needs"
they all nodded smile and laugh as they talk and were finally at the lake
me: "Alright everyone were here!"
they all awed seeing different types of water poke'mon and sea ponies interacting and playing as I lead them by the lake they can see my Sakura Akamatsu human form from the reflection of the lake they were all astounding at my human form
Chibiko: "Wow she's pretty isn't she mother"
Chin: "Indeed a human with a kind heart and passion for all animals"
there by the lake were Kimba and Young Form Gin as they watch us come towards them
me: "Everyone there the protectors of Fantasy Forest Jungle Emperor Kimba and Leader of Ohu Gin"
me: "Kimba Gin they are the golden foxes of Gongitsune and the family of four foxes from Chironup Island"
Kimba (1989): "Welcome to Fantasy Forest"
Gin: "We are very honor to give everyone here a second chance in life"
all the foxes bow down to them in respect
Ken: "It's an honor to meet the King Of The Jungle and the Leader of Ohu to give us a place to live"
Gin: "Indeed here there are no killing there's food for everyone so there's no need to hunt everyone here are our friends and families we may be different in species but we are one when it comes to helping to one another"
Gon: "Oh that's cool"
Kimba (1989): "If you have any questions feel free to ask"
Chin: "What about fighting?"
Gin: "Fighting is ok its to help with their exercise training sparing in respect helping others to evolve and get stronger to help increase their magic for defense and healing and protecting everyone else from villains threats"
Ken: "There are villains here?"
Kimba (1989): "Thankfully no the japanese windchimes are there to protect all that is nature of any lands they keep everyone here safe no villains hasn't come here since they've been too busy targeting humans in the cities"
Gin: "So you're all safe here"
they all sigh in relief as I lay down on my stomach they all notice and were concern
Gon: "Stacy! are you alright?"
me: "Don't worry everyone I'm just tired use up all my energy recruiting everybody to come to Fantasy Forest with Celebi's help I'm taking my catnap in the meantime Kimba and Gin can show you around help you learn and see if you need anything"
Chibiko: "Ok will let you rest and thank you again for saving us"
mother fox: "All of us thank you Stacy"
they all gave me a group hug while the kits headbutt and nuzzle me
me: "You're (yawn) welcome"
and I doze off exhausted from saving those who are chosen
Kimba (1989): "Will let her rest come there's a lot of land to see and sites to show you all around"
and with that they all left to get adjusted to their new home
present day:
I'm in the backyard paying my respect and prayers to three spots of the pet cemetery when a portal open and three kits came through it they saw me and walk sitting on each side of me while wagging their tails curiously
Kan: "Hey Stacy what are you doing?"
me: "Sending prayers to my babies letting them know that I still miss everyone"
Gon: "Can we join you?"
me: "That's very thoughtful of all of you yes you can pay their respect"
the first pet cemetery is in the far left corner where there's a chain fence and a large circle of dirt were some of them were buried as Gon learn to put two paws together to pray like a person Kan and Chibiko try to do the same but fumble I notice and use my magic to help them do that temporary as now Kan and Chibiko can send their prayers with their paws together the second pet cemetery is by an old rotting shed they were buried in the front as we continue sending our prayers
Chibiko: "Wow this shed sure is falling apart"
me: "In time it will be tear down things had to change around here"
and the last one is on the side from the shed there a tombstone engrave Yoshi on it along with my lionhead rabbit Kiara keeping her company in their graves after finishing up I ask
me: "So what brings you here?"
Kan: "You promise that you'll take us site seeing of the 9th generation poke'mon that finally showed up after you told us stories that you spotted a few of them"
me: "I did now with that month here they finally came out and are roaming about your all ready for this as promise?"
they all jumped around and cheer in excitement
Gon Chibiko Kan: "YAY! WERE GOING! WERE GOING!"
I followed them to the open portal as we went through I ask in concern
me: "How did you kits open the portal to my home?"
Kan: "We ask Thistle to open a portal for us so we can see you and for the promise"
me: "Ah that's explain it"
and so we all began site seeing the 9th generation Poke'mon from Paldea we all saw 106 new Poke'mon from paldean forms of Tauros and Wooper to new evolved forms of Dunsparce, Primeape, Bisharp, and Girafarig we all watch past paradox forms and future paradox forms roaming different areas of their surroundings the kits aww and whoah at their sizes and forms there in the South Province Area there were two legenday pokemon battling each other Koraidon and Miraidon
Chibiko: "Wow look at that!"
Gon: "Yeah look at how they counter attack each other!"
they fought for a while until both their stomach growl they both tilt their heads at their stomach
me: "This is a golden opportunity to make new friends with them"
I use my magic to summon bento boxes of berries and Poke'mon treats as there each wrap in a picnic like cloth I gave them each of the kits to carry them as we all walk slowly towards them Koraidon and Miraidon notice us and stay on guard
me: "Don't be scare we couldn't help but heard you're both hungry so please accept this as a token of friendship"
we drop them in front of Koraidon and Miraidon and I open the picnic cloth bento boxes of berries and Poke'mon treats and we all backed away slowly to make them feel comfortable they both kneel down sniff the four bento boxes and dug right in they eyes went starry at the taste and gobble it all down when there done they came up to us sniff us and they gave us kisses and nuzzle as we gain their trust
Kan: "(laughing) hey that tickles!"
Gon: "(giggling)"
after they gave us their nuzzle and kisses Koraidon was nudging my shoulder to get his attention
me: "Huh? what is it Koraidon?"
he went to a tree break off a branch and starts drawing with its mouth in a squiggly line
Chibiko: "What is it?"
I took a closer look at the detail
me: "It looks like a sandwich oh! you love sandwiches"
Koraidon nodded excited at that response
me: "Ok I'll fix that up"
I use my magic and summon a classy sandwich and gave it to Koraidon he gently ate it from my hand and thank me
me: "Now I know that your favorite food is sandwiches"
Koraidon made happy noises
I bow down to Koraidon and Miraidon as the kits did the same
me: "Oh noble legendary Koraidon and Miraidon I'm here to give you a gift a place call Fantasy Forest here you'll all be safe from poachers and any evil threats that comes to harm you please spread this message to every Poke'mon of Paldea of a sanctuary and a safe haven were life flourish for everyone"
Koraidon and Miraidon nodded and they agree that they'll spread the message to every Poke'mon of Paldea of a wonderful sanctuary as were now friends and they ran off to begin their mission I open the portal that leads to Fantasy Forest and we all went inside
Gon: "Whoa that was awesome! did you see the future paradox forms? they were so cool!"
Kan: "Yeah and the way they battle so awesome!"
Chibiko: "The past paradox forms were amazing there like ancestors to certain Poke'mon"
as we walk throughout Fantasy Forest talking and laughing at what we encounter and witness I pick up the three kits held them close and began running they cheer telling me to go faster and then I jump to the highest tree leaping from branch to branch
Gon: "WHOOOOO this is fun!"
Chibiko: "Higher Stacy Higher!"
as I jump landing on the last sturdy branch I place the kits down as we watch the scenery
Kan: "Hey Stacy do that signature that Mordecai and Rigby do"
Chibiko: "Yeah do it Stacy!"
they all cheer excitedly of wanting me to do that
me: "Alright alright here goes"
I lift my hand in the air and made it the loudest
me: "Ooohh!"
then the kits joined in lifting their paws to do just like Mordecai and Rigby
Chibiko Kan Gon: "Ooohh!"
and we all did it together
me Chibiko Kan Gon: "Ooohh!"
we all laugh until we heard someone from the distance
Bert Raccoon: "YYYYYAAAAAHHHHHOOO!!!!"
we look and there's Bert Raccoon tarzan swinging from vine to vine
me: "Hey it's Bert! hi Bert!"
Bert Raccoon: "Hey Stacy watch this I'm going to do a somersault!"
he grab another vine and did a somersault landed perfectly on the sturdy branch the kits cheer wagging their tails
me: "Huzzah amazing landing Bert!
Bert Raccoon: "Yeah if it wasn't for the friendship medallion you gave me I wouldn't been able to make the impossible possible"
me: "So how are you doing Bert?"
Bert Raccoon: "I'm doing good I was about to head to the city to do some shopping you want to come?"
the three kits wagging their tails excitedly ask me
Chibiko: "Oh can we come too Stacy please?"
Gon: "Please Stacy we promise we won't wander off"
Kan: "Pretty please?"
they all gave me starry eyes I couldn't say no but their protection is the utmost importance
me: "Alright you can all come"
Gon Kan Chibiko: "Yay!!!"
me: "Lend me your paws"
they all place their paws on my hand as I began to use my magic as their paws began glowing in rainbows
me: "In the name of all that is nature within thee protect them"
me: "There with this magic you'll be protected from any evil threats as long as you stay with me and Bert you all promise not to wander off"
they all gave me a hug and vow
Gon: "We promise Stacy we will not wander off"
Kan: "Thank you for letting us go with you"
I smile and we all went to the city Bert took us to the café the kits marvel at the goodies and I took out my wallet to paid but Bert place his hand on my shoulder
Bert: "Let me do this you've done so much for your friends and everyone you cared for I insist"
me: "Alright but the next stop we pay together"
Bert Raccoon: "Agree"
we shook hands after paying for the next goodies the kits smile enjoying the new tastes from different variety
Chibiko: "Mmmm this is good!"
Kan: "I still taste the creamy center in this cake!"
Gon: "Oh wow look at the size of this chocolate cover strawberry!"
as they each share their goodies to each other Bert pull out his phone and began to took pictures of us laughing posing in each store we went enjoying the treats of each store
Gon: "Thank you for letting us bring these treats home for our parents I'm sure they'll love this"
me: "Your welcome but you should also thank Bert he also help paying for your treats since we did this together"
Chibiko Gon Kan: "Thank you Bert"
Bert Raccoon: "(chuckle) Your welcome it's fun to do this with your friends"
as Bert carry the treats in a backpack that I summon for him to place them in we all continue to laugh and talk until I stopped in my tracks feeling something Kan notice and call everyone
Kan: "Hey Stacy stopped"
they all looked in concern
Bert Raccoon: "Stacy you okay?"
Chibiko: "Why did you stop?"
I turn my head and a drop of sweat went down from the side of my head my eyes went wide when I see the familiar red limousine as I began to make haste catching up to them
me: "Bert pick up Kan I'll pick up Gon and Chibiko"
Bert Raccoon: "What is it?"
me: "Someone's here"
as we began to pick up the kits and began to walk I let them know
me: "Don't look back and don’t pay attention that's how they ensnare you! you must keep walking in order to avoid them and to not make contact"
the limousine was still in pursuit catching up
me: "RUN!"
we all made a run for it going from street after street until we bolted to the corner I spotted a clothing store knowing that will be safe in there
me: "Over there!"
we all ran inside that store and breathe heavy as we place the kits down
me: "We should be safe here will wait until the cost is clear"
Gon: "What happen back there?"
me: "When I saw the red limousine with the hearts on it that's how I know that it's Valentino's limousine"
they all gasp hearing this
Bert Raccoon: "How did he get into this world?"
as we walk throughout the store
me: "He must've found a way to make access to other dimensions like a book or a scroll of spells for all I know he found something to get here"
Kan: "Will be safe here right Stacy?"
me: "Yeah will played it out for now let's have a fashion spree!"
the kits smile and we all began to put on different clothes as Bert took pictures making more memories the kits wearing hats and different shirts while Chibiko has different jewelries on her and me and Bert trying out different outfits as time went by I looked out the door and there's no limousine
me: "Ok it's all clear"
we went outside as I open the portal to Bert's home of Evergreen Forest and went inside coming out from the other side of the portal
Bert Raccoon: "I'll take the kits back to Fantasy Forest your ok making your way home?"
me: "Yeah I got it from here thanks for the fun time Bert I'm glad we all had laughs and making memories"
as Bert gave me a hug I return the hug back and then the kits they all jump on me nuzzling me giving me their hugs
Gon: "Thanks again for this adventure can't wait to tell mom on what we did today!"
Kan: "And mother and father are going to love the foods you both bought for them!"
we all wave goodbye as I watch them enter to another forest until there gone I open the portal back to the city and it's the evening the sun setting as I'm walking on the sidewalk until the red limousine follow right next to me I stopped as the red limousine halt right next to me the door open and I see the heart-shape sunglasses with that sinister grin
Valentino: "Hey there Baby Cakes it's been a while why don't you come inside give Valentino some company?"
he chuckle evilly waving his finger as a come here sign I nodded and went inside the limousine I'm sitting right next to him
me: "Hi Valentino how did you found a way to get access to here?"
Valentino: "I found a way"
he laugh best not to keep pushing on the same question
Valentino: "Mind if I smoke?"
me: "Sure that's fine"
he pull out his cigarette light it up and began smoking as he blew the smoke on me I felt the hand of red smoke caressing me as I struggle smelling a little of it and breathe very slowly without consuming it he lean up against me and ask in my ear
Valentino: "I saw you walking with someone why did you run away?"
I look into his eyes behind those heart-shape sunglasses and told him
me: "I can't tell you I had my reasons"
keeping my friend and the kits safe is all I care about as Valentino place his cigarette on the ashtray out of nowhere he grab my throat pinning me down on the seat while his lower arms hold me down as his tone went demonic while growling at me
Valentino: "I WILL NOT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
as I'm gagging I was able to move my hand and place it on his arm and told him again
me: "I (gag) will not (gag) tell you on that (gag) subject (gag) punish me all you want (gag) no matter how much you hurt me!"
he kept choking me until he saw my eyeballs rolling back knowing that he will not get an answer from me he let go of his grip on my throat as I'm coughing while he went back to his smoking looking through his phone as I move further away feeling the bruises on my throat from him the silence went on for a while as Valentino looked at my form and saw the hand marks on my throat he put his phone down and place the cigarette back in the ashtray again and crawl towards me
Valentino: "Aw looks like I left my hand prints on you"
he touch my neck as I flinch scare of it he grin enjoying my reaction he went to his ice chest and pull out an ice cube he place it in his mouth and began moving the ice cube on my throat as the ice melts slowly wetting my shirt he kept on doing this with a few more ice cubes I feel the cold numbing were my throat was strangle and each ice cubes melts his long tongue slither all over my neck making me gasp from his touch a string of salvia drip on my neck from his mouth as he place his hand on my face making me stare at him
Valentino: "So you said I can punish you all I want?"
I nodded as his grin grew wider
Valentino: "Then as punishment you'll be helping me with a porn shoot with Angel do you agree?"
me: "Yes Valentino"
Valentino: "Good set a course back to Hell to the Porn Studio we got a shooting to film!"
a mysterious dark magic open the portal sending us back to Hell meanwhile inside the Porn Studio he was having a word with Angel as I'm waiting outside the door until there were screaming and noises I open the door and see Angel on the ground but no bruises thankfully as Valentino was about to hit Angel raising his fist I ran towards Valentino catching him by surprise and began kissing him my hand slowly touching his pants as he purrs from this
me: "Whatever you two were arguing about I said I'll take the punishment"
as I grind my body up and down on him hearing him moan and chuckle at what I'm doing
me: "I wouldn't mind if your in the shooting too"
licking his lips letting his four arms grope my body and I lean my lips against his and spoke in a seductive tone
me: "Valentino"
as I continue kissing him Angel watch as this continues hearing our moans as a string of salvia left from my mouth as he look at Angel
Valentino: "I'll let this slide Angel only because this cute lovely plaything is keeping me calm without me putting bruises on ya"
Angel Dust: "Yes Val"
Valentino: "Good now then let's start filming!"
as the shooting starts me and Angel both naked began sucking on Valentino's cock as he moans from our tongues as he came we both share his cum in our mouths licking and moaning as I went back to his balls while Angel and Valentino were kissing each other then they started kissing me as Angel saw the bruises on my neck from Valentino and began licking it I gasp saying his name while Valentino went to my cunt and began sticking his tongue inside changing positions giving each other pleasures then I'm on top of Angel while Valentino fucks my ass we kept going after each cum until the final scene as Angel grab my throat pinning me to the ground while fucking me seeing his twisted face while he cackles
Angel Dust: "Say ahh"
me: "Ahh"
and he kept saying that word while his tongue sticking out
Angel Dust: "Say ahh"
me: "AAHH ahhhh!"
Angel Dust: "Say ahhh!"
as he came inside me my eyes rolling back again as I cum in climax
me: "AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
as the shooting ends he let go of my throat as I'm choking and coughing gasping to breathe I got up trying to get to a couch but started to feel dizzy and fall only to be caught by Valentino’s four arms as I'm unconscious breathing slowly as he handed my body to Angel
Valentino: "That will be all for today you can take the night off Angel and she'll pay you when she wakes up"
Angel Dust: "Thank you Val"
as Valentino move my hair looking at my unconscious form and place a kiss on my lips
Valentino: "Thank you for accepting your punishment Stacy"
as he laugh while leaving the room Angel got dress and place a towel over me taking me back to the Hazbin Hotel in his suite placing me on the bed while he showers I rested for a bit until I woke up seeing the bruises on my neck I sigh and looked only for Alastor to be there with his wide smile
me: "AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Angel heard this and open the door seeing Alastor right next to me
Angel Dust: "THE FUCK ALASTOR?!?! scaring the living shits out of her!!"
Alastor: "I'm sorry my effeminate fellow I couldn't help but notice the hand marks on her lovely neck"
as he place his hand on my neck feeling the pulse I gasp
Alastor: "Are you alright mon amour?"
he leans against me I blush while answer
me: "Yy Yeah I'm fine it'll take a while for my throat to heal"
Alastor: "Splendid! now Angel would you mind if she use your shower?"
Angel Dust: "Sure the water is still warm have at it Stacy"
me: "Hey Master Angel?"
Angel Dust: "Yeah?"
I summon 7 briefcases of money and place them on his nightstand
me: "Here as payment"
he came up to the other side of the bed and pat my head while I blush from his touch
Angel Dust: "Thanks toots"
and kiss my cheek enjoying this hearing my reaction
Angel Dust: "I'm heading down to the bar you two be good"
me: "Uh mmmm (yeah)"
while Alastor nodded as Angel left the room leaving me with Alastor I notice I'm naked so I told Alastor
me: "Hey um I'm naked just letting you know but I'll wrap myself in a towel so you feel comfortable"
Alastor: "How very polite"
as I walk towards Angel's bathroom took the towel off and my socks off I went inside the shower the hot water hitting my hair until I heard the door open and Alastor came in taking his clothes off and went inside the shower startling me
me: "AH Master Alastor! I thought you don't do this kind of thing!"
but felt his hands moving all over my body slowly making me gasp moan
Alastor: "I couldn't stand it seeing you all alone it makes my hunger crave you more"
as he began speaking in french ensnaring my heart in a trap while he embrace me in a sinister passionate kiss moaning from him touching me and whisper sweet nothingness into my ear
Alastor: "I will never let you go ma chérie"
he cackle twistedly as we stay in an embrace under the warm shower
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Fan Art Friday - Bert Raccoon
This week's #FanArtFriday features Bert Raccoon from Kevin Gillis' The Raccoons, and he's celebrating his voice actor, Len Carlson, on what would've been his 85th birthday today. Always run with us, Len.
#the raccoons#bert raccoon#len carlson#kevin gillis#fanartfriday#bunnziebobcat#birthday#tribute#voice artist
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Sonic is confronted by fans who ask him why his franchise isn't like it was when they were 12-years-old (i.e. when it was was at its peak).
This is why Sonic doesn't go out anymore.
#AoStH#Sonic#Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog#Episode 63#Sonic is Running#AoStH Sonic#Sonic the Hedgehog#Roxy Raccoon#Bert Whoo#AoStH Background Characters
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divorce
This clip is so.
Obviously the drama of Bert and Ernie divorce but also Oscar inviting Bert to live with him just… immediately. No reluctance or anything. “Anyone who likes peace and quiet is a friend of mine.” Like. Oscar calling someone a friend so casually? Unheard of. And of course it doesn’t work out but Oscar is legitimately on board with having Bert as a roommate until Bert starts throwing away his stuff. Kind of a jerk move on Bert’s part honestly.
Like. okay. First of all Bert you collect bottle caps but you are dismissive of Oscar’s collection having any importance. Bottle Caps are also “trash” they are a thing that is thrown away by most people. Second you agreed to move into a trash can what did you expect.
anyway though Bert and Oscar are incompatible as roommates I like the idea of them being pretty good friends. I think they could come to talk about bottle caps and maybe also pigeons like Oscar thinks raccoons are cute I could see him also liking pigeons (albeit for very different reasons than Bert)
Considering… the idea of Bert going to Oscar when he’s having a bad day to just rant and get everything off his chest. Oscar being on board with it until Bert starts reasoning himself into looking on the bright side.
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The Raccoons Abridged Tribute Fandub to Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged
In this special video, we go back to the first ever abridged series on YouTube
(Note that Lachie is more familiar with this series than Milan)
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Originally uploaded to YouTube Jul 14, 2021
#The Raccoons Abridged#Yu-Gi-Oh!#Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters#Yu-Gi-Oh! the abridged series#Yugi Moto#Yami Yugi#Joey Wheeler#Tristan Taylor#Seto Kaiba#Solomon Moto#Téa Gardner#Blue Eyes White Dragon#Mokuba Kaiba#Exodia the Forbidden One#Maximillion Pegasus#Bert Raccoon#Cyril Sneer#Ralph Raccoon#Melissa Raccoon#Little Kuriboh
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we’ve recently been blessed with The Raccoons in HD for the first time ever, and the huge step up in picture quality might have revealed a secret Canadian animation callback that’s been hiding in plain sight for 37 years
you mean to tell me the generic rock poster in Bert’s room actually reads
ROCK & RULE ?!?
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shout out to this post that aged like a fine, fine wine. I cant decide if my favorite part is comparing lola to rocket raccoon, implying its bad that mcr was supportive of mental health and tried to show love to suicidal kids because it made them more popular, saying it was "tacky" to dedicate maya the psychic to trans kids bc it somehow implies transness is a mental illness, or claiming that gerard is less of an asshole than bert mccracken, who is literally an asshole on purpose
note: pls dont look for or reblog the og post, its entirely from 2014 and a bunch of the blogs are still active and dont deserve hate for ten year old opinions. I just thought this was both funny and a good way of showing what it was really like at that point in fandom
#barry.txt#i feel like i should tag this w somethi g but its just a vintage negative gerard post from back when people still#had a grudge against them for breaking up mcr#i just. everything said here is intensely of its time but also some of yall really do approach mcr on this level of bad faith#this whole post is just soooo post-mcr gerard villainizing#you break up one band and all of a sudden everyones like oh pretty girl lets hate on her
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lupin, columbo, and bert raccoon ..?
(cosplay sketch from halloween)
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