Yugi: Thanks everyone for agreeing to meet up here. I just felt like there were some things that we all needed to talk about.
Tristan: What's on your mind?
Yugi: Right. Rebecca, please quit referring to Yami and me as a "two for one special". It makes us uncomfortable
Rebecca: If I have to
Yugi: You do. Also if you could stop calling us "the most agreeable timeshare," that would be great, Joey
Joey: Can I still use that for your caller ID?
Yugi: Sure. Tristan, for the last time; Yami is the only spirit inside the puzzle. We don't have a third wheel and we would call them Yugi C if there was one, not Other Other Yugi
Tristan: Noted but not believed
Yugi: Good enough and on a similar note. Téa, please stop calling us Yugi and Cooler Yugi. The fact that you keep switching up which one of us is the cool one is really confusing and a little hurtful
Téa: Sorry I didn't know it bothered you guys so much.
Yugi: It's alright. Lastly, Mokuba can you please convince your brother to stop calling Yami "Fake News"? It's just plain mean and he doesn't get it
Mokuba: Sorry Yugi, but I don't convince Seto to nix a joke without at least 5 official Kaiba Corp formal complaints
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DM power point party
My friends and I have done one to many power point parties recently. (An excellent time highly recommend)
But it got me thinking about the DM crew and what they would do for a power point party. Because all it is is info dumping about whatever you want.
Téa: different styles of dance and why you should learn.
Complete with demonstrations.
She makes them all try at least one dance move.
Tristan: which duel monsters I could beat in a fist fight.
He goes hard.
It’s a complete guide of the monsters attack and defense points, as well as any flavor text.
He then says if he would fight them or not “I wouldn’t fight Dark Magician because he’s Yugi’s ace and he wouldn’t fight me, Battle Ox on the other hand is Kaiba’s monster and I’m punching it in the face.”
He tends to states if he could win or not. Some of them are wild over estimations of his own strength but it’s all in good fun.
Yugi: the game I think represents each of you best.
He’s gone through and matched their personalities with different board games.
Some are based on the way they think. Kaiba is strategic so he would get get chess (he would also be low key upset if he didn’t get chess or Duel monsters) although you could also give him a resource management game like Catan, I’d be scared to play Catan with Kaiba
Others are based on vibe alone.
Téa gets a corporative game where the players have to work together to win (something like Magic Maze; a great game!)
Joey would probably also get a team game or a corporative game. He is competitive but he also loves his friends and is very loyal.
This maybe a creative ploy to try and get the others to play more board games with him (as some one who loves board games I approve)
Joey: ranking all the people I’ve dueled by how much they annoy me.
He’s poking fun at everyone. It’s light hearted for the most part, and is not based on any skill.
It’s mostly so he poke fun at Rex, Wevil, and Kaiba who is not impressed.
Joey ranks them from most annoying to least annoying.
Mai takes third. She’s his friend but she can drive him mad in a duel.
“Second is the Pharaoh, you’re always respectful and dramatic but there is one person better than you” Yugi is siting their confused because who’s better thank the Pharaoh but Yami/Atem already knows the answer
The winner is a Yugi his best friend and least annoying person. “Yug’s the best person to duel and my favorite buddy.”
Yami/Atem: Which duel monsters card represent you all best
He knows exactly which monster is their spirit card
He might give 3 option and let them pick their favorite.
He knows what their soul card is but it’s fun for him to give them the option to pick and watch them pick their soul card every time.
Other ideas for Atem
Why I love all of you
Very sweet, thank you Atem.
Yugi would do this to.
modern day things that still confuse me.
It’s actually really fun as he puts things on the screen to tell his friends what he first thought each item was/did
Alternatively if this is after he has his memories “things that would send my Egyptian friends into a coma.”
But it’s Grandpa who’s gets everyone.
He video calls Prof Hawkins in. The Professor was more than happy to do a short power point about his research.
He finishes and asks Solomon what his presentation is. He’s expecting his old friend to do something about games
Solomon smirks as he opens his slides
Why my grandchildren are better than yours
Grandchildren? Let him explain
The next slide is a picture of Yugi “my grandson, the King of Games”
The next slide a picture of Yami/Atem “my other grandson, he was once the Pharaoh of Egypt.”
Atem is greatly touched by the sentiment, but it’s the next slide that gets everyone.
The next slide is a picture of Joey, Téa and Tristian “my adopted grandchildren, Joey is a world class duelist I should know I taught him myself! Téa is going to be a world renowned dancer! And Tristian is an incredible mechanic and sharp shooter (according to the manga) I’m so proud of them.”
The whole group is shocked. Solomon goes along with his presentation, it’s just him boasting about all of their accomplishments to Arthur.
Joey is in tears by the end. “You think of me as your grandson?”
Yugi just smiles at him “of course he does, you’re family.”
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YuGiOh incorrect quotes
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Joey: "I'm the smartest person here!"
Mai: "Joey, honey, calling you dumber than a brick would be an insult to bricks."
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Atem: "Aren’t you going to say 'have a nice day?'"
Yami Bakura: "I don’t care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day."
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Bakura: "How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Joey without them noticing?"
Tristan: "Hey, Joey, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny."
Joey: *takes and swallows tracker* "Pay up, loser."
Bakura: "..."
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*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Yugi: "Thanks fam!"
Atem: "Oh no."
Joey: *cries* "I love you too"
Téa: "Sounds fake but okay"
Tristan: *A flustered mess*
Mai: "Can i get a refund"
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Yugi: Atem and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.
Joey: *Sighing* "What did Atem do?"
Yugi: "He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and..."
Atem: "Who wants a steering wheel?"
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Marik: "I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on."
Atem: "It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Yugi isn’t"
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Yugi: "Just be yourself."
Atem: "'Be myself'? Yugi, I have one day to win Joey over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?"
Téa: "Couple weeks."
Kaiba: "Six months."
Tristan: Jury’s still out.
Atem: "See, Yugi?"
Atem: "'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?"
(This one is based on Helena's take on the swap/evil YuGiOh AU on tiktok!)
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