Legends/Umbrella Academy crossover time
(I left out anyone from before 1970, who may have been an adult during the 70s, who absolutely doesn't know any song lyrics, and/or who could not possibly start a cult because that would involve interacting with other people.)
Edit: Ok so Martin was an adult in the 70s but whatever.
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It’s been exactly one year since the season 7 finale of Legends which means by now Sara and Ava have a baby, Nate and Zari have been living together in the totem for a year, Spooner came out over a year ago, Behrad and Astra have been in a relationship for over a year, Gideon and Gary have been together for over a year, and (I hope) that they have escaped prison and rescued Alun so that he and Gwyn can be happy together and everyone can get back to causing shenanigans while traveling through time. Sara was right, time really is weird, huh?
I can’t believe it’s been a whole year, I miss all these dumbass time travelers so much and would do anything to have them on my screen again!
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okay listen i was talking to ki about constantine in legends and we ended up on "zari and behrad and astra but in constantine" and let me tell you. this idea is delicious
astra kind of already has a set plot we can come back to her if we'd like bc i, tumblr user zaritarazi, would, surprisingly, love to talk about the idea of zari & behrad tarazi and how they would fit and act in this universe instead of the legends one
now you're going to have to walk with me a bit because i am, for all intents and purposes, kind of hot glueing parts of dc magic canon together- in fairness, this is also what dc comics does and i am objectively more valid- so we have black adam who never actually shows up in this imagined second? third? season of nbc's constantine, he's allowed to be bi in this one, but basically zari and behrad are minor characters that flit in and out to be like hey. just a reminder there's way bigger things out there and some of them, at some point, will be either your fault or your problem. also did you kill doctor fate you stupid fuck
so like in my head zari is a mix of comics canon, archeology adjacent, very heavily zari tarazi, outside presentation of a very bubbly socialite (THIS IS A TRICK) actual personality of like, extraordinarily clever, too sharp-witted, cares about humanity, but also feels very detached from it by this point. and she's aware of that and she's not thrilled about it. she and john have a deeply antagonistic relationship, and she's right, they flirt constantly and only through negging.
essentially both consider the other a con-person and a professional liar and King or Queen Not to Be Trusted, any time john's flirting gets too friendly zari threatens to tell teth-adam and any time she does that john asks her why he's never actually around (this is a complicated plot point i haven't decided on. i'm writing an imaginary third? season of a show that didn't get a second. bear with me)
actually everyone shut up i'm a genius bc felix faust is a big antagonizer of black adam and john constantine, had a super gross plot when he brought adrianna back to life that we will not be using, but he is a common enemy even though john kills him once or twice a season. bringing the tarazis in as signifiers of the far-off black adam circling in the distance bc john can't kill faust well enough is like... kind of brilliant of me, actually,
also zari is very very good at getting rare items, either because she's rich or very charming or both. i don't think she's a celebrity in this one, i think the tarazis are just rich, not sure how or why, roll with it, but she's a very good finder of things, and also she can still talk to dragons. this is mentioned once and never explained
okay this post went on way longer for zari than i expected- i'm sure you knew this would be the case but you know me better than i know myself- behrad but in nbc's constantine, he's allowed to be bi in this one, post to follow at some point soon
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I asked myself this question today and I could not answer it so I thought I'd gather some expert input. Please share!
There will be a separate poll for the ladies and we can always smush the winners together and make them fight to the death after.
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Inspired by my last reblog, because I’m craving Legends content. Only doing s7 characters because of poll limits (and it’s my favorite) but I’m open to doing other seasons in the future.
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This Geometric Print Shirt is worn on Rayo de Luz as Chester Phineas Runk in The Flash: Rayo de Luz (2021) and worn again on Shayan Sobhian as Behrad Tarazi in Legends of Tomorrow: Bored On Board Onboard (2021) and worn later on Cole Sprouse as Jughead Jones in Riverdale: The Night Gallery (2021)
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Ray: Say no to drugs!
Mick: Say yes to drugs!
Behrad: It doesn’t matter what you say to drugs, because if you’re talking to drugs, then you’re on drugs.
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