THE SPONGEBOB COPS ARE STUPID SHITHEAD BASTARDS!!!!
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While Catelyn chapters are heavy with thoughts of how bastards are threats to trueborn heirs and the Blackfires as examples, the actual text show us that it is actually the trueborn members the ones who are threats.
Alys Kastark right is threatened by her Kastark cousins.
Robert Arryn biggest threat is a far cousin, Harold Harying.
Walder Frey has created the perfect situation where all his trueborn sons want to see their half brothers dead.
Renly usurped Stannis as Robert's heir.
Arianne fears his own brother Quentyn usurping her birthright.
Euron killed Balon.
And the Targaryens are specialists in this.
From the days of Maegor usurping Aenys children. To Jaehaerys pressing his claim over his elder sister. His refusal to name Rhaenys his heir over his second son. Aegon II usurping her sister crown. Viserys II usurping his nieces rights. Aegon V being named king over several candidates who were closer to Maekar IV.
We even have Daenerys in AGOT having thoughts of naming blood riders to protect her sons when he is king while Viserys is still alive.
Frankly a bastard is less likely a threat than a brother/uncle/nephew. It's in the text.
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Ok so u know how predatory pets bring live prey animals into the house. Do Laura or Alucard do that to Integra at the estate while she's trying to meet with people over serious business?
(Yes, this is inspired by a true story. No, I have not yet found where the chipmunk ran.)
Now i doubt they would bring LIVE prey because these two are killing machines and they both get scolded if they spook the guests too bad, but they absolutely do that thing where a cat brings its owner a dead mouse. Except instead of a mouse it’s a still-pulsating pile of gore and viscera and they plop it on integra’s nice carpet
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Can someone please tell the Television Academy the difference between a “guest role” and a “central character in several plots in a series”?
Cos they clearly don’t know.
Also: I AM IN YOUR WALLS.
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sorry he can't come out and play today he still has the curse
acrylic paint, 3 or 4 hours! this doesn't look exactly like my reference but I love it anyway. I should use acrylics more.
also fun fact the reason I did this painting was because my mother asked me to repaint her garden gnome that had faded and I wanted to use my paint up before it dried. gnome tax:
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I can't with this it's to fucking funny. Especially Aedion an Lysandra or feysands Yeah hahah. Ofc Aelin an Rowan are jus double bastards 😂
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Les Salauds (Claire Denis, 2013)
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I wasn't necessarily bored this time...
RAYBBY
and frank with his high fashion model bestie
and just fucking F R A N K~🎃
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Look at my fuckin yard deers
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Do NOT donate to the Salvation Army.
(Or as I call them, the Church of Eternal Spite and Misery)
Stay FAR away from them.
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