I don't know if this has been brought up before but I was rewatching S1E7 and this line stuck out to me. What if the illustrious vampire they meet in the next episode is this mysterious singular familiar that got turned and lives in a castle?
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haha so what if i learn how video editing works just so i can make a crosby/2009 pens Noah Kahan you're gonna go far edit except every time he sings "we'll all be here forever" i cut to one of the guys who left the team america's top model style. and what if i do it in chronological order. and what if at the end it's just sid on the ice alone.
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What if I just…posted the snippets of fanfics I wrote while hyperfixating that will likely never be finished
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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.
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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?
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i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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never forgive trigger for what they cut
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blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.
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I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol
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