#BLYAT [Russian Anon]

[thatdeadaquarius]

Same anon with vine boom sfx ask, I got another one xD hope u dont mind

Okay so while I was reading through the tags and replies of the language post i got reminded of a memory. Everyone knows the russian words 'cyka blyat' but as someone whose country is full of bilinguals/trilinguals I see a different word with the same letters used that is bad and I have to take a double-take.

Basically reader who is still learning teyvatian language (bear with me), stumbles across a sign (a shop, a random sign, etc.), sees an english bad word, SUS moment only to find its a harmless, innocent teyvatian word mistaken as an english one.

(If you ask the twins they would either slowly but surely die of laughter or wheeze so bad they have to be revived. Cue other characters of your choosing wheezing as well or turned into the equivalent of Windows XP shut-down jingle)

(This happens to me so many times ever since I searched up random words from random languages and seeing my country's equivalent, imagine the chaos reader would unleash. The twins mught az well be wheezing ghosts---)

YES UR BACK YES HI HELLO WELCOME AGAIN🎉

(subliminalmessagingspspspspscometomeaskscomepspspsps)

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There's so much ✨️ room ✨️ for language chaos and genshin

(Like it was a creative idea to make them have theyre own language, bc u kno international audience/diff language settings all the time)

oh the old, 🤨 "what is that?" sus look from someone who speaks multiple languages when they see smth that looks/sounds like a cuss word/slur but in actuality means some shit like "cheese"

Yeah as i think about it more and more, as soon as ANY language shenanigans happen (blunt speech, ppl dont speak ur lang, etc) aint no way the traveler is makin it out alive

Like, realistically, only ppl like Kazhua could travel with yall consistently, so like him, the traveler, and kuni (im sick of typing out scaramouche so itll either be kuni/scara/lil meow meow/bbygirl from now on)

Are all in the line of fire.

They're abt to gets abs (if they didnt already have them) from how hard theyre laughing all the time

Omfg imagine walking thru like main street in Liyue or Inazuma city and the slur/cuss word mistranslation is like a common word 😭

All the shop signs or like banners or restaurant menus (like u kno how they put them outside?) as u go down the street is just

"Flower *slur*(shop)"

"Beauty fuck"

"Ass Bakery"

LMAO oh how the turn tables-

Now they cant stop laughing at ur reactions

Yeah the traveler at least is like in physical pain bc they have to be around u all the time so everything funny happens to/around them 💀 RIP ur traveling partners

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Thank you for the ask!!

You're always welcome to come back again!! I love to see it :D !!!

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[russian-anon]

*Evil laughter intensifies*

#Do not forget! [Keys] #CYKA BLYAT [Russian Anon]

[bomb-rush-blush-baby]

Russian anon here.

I do wonder,pink squid idol...just how the blyat do your song work? Do you have magic? Do you use wavelengths? How do your music entrance squid children and others while normal song do not? I am confused Cyka.

"I don't know. Calamari Inkantation is something my cousin and I would sing often. It's so strong, it can stop Octavio's control. Like.... Wooooow!" She grins.

[celestinovietti]

Since my father is Russian,  here is a little guide to Russian curse world(which exist for as long as a Russian language itself):

Блять [blyat']  literally means a "whore" .  One of the most used curse words. You can express almost everything with this word. It is considered very rude.

Пиздец [piz'dets] Use this word when situation went worst-case scenario, it can be used on its own as an exclamation or in a sentence: [ Vot eto pizdets!]

Нахуй/Хуй ['nahui/hui] literally means "dick". It's similar to "fuck". [ idi 'nahui] means "Go fuck yourself". "Who the fuck knows" in russian  is [hui znaet]

Also you can use these words

For a description of someone:

Сука ['su:ka] "bitch" (also as a female dog)

Мудак [ mu'dak] shithead

For a description of situation:

Жопа [zho'pa] arse

Гавно [gav'no] literally means shit. Can refer to something bad ( bad work, bad question etc)

ahhhh, Russian too??? I will become the most cultured curser at work when I return, I'm going to use these on customers who annoy me 😌 thank you anon, these are so helpful 💕

#answered #ask #anon #language tag #things to remember

[crime-bot]

blyat

-Russian Anon

👀👀 it seems i've ttracted the attention of an anon

[himboholhorse-moving]

Aight let's start with some Russian ones: zhopa (жопа) - ass, idi nachui (иди нахуй) - basically an expression of 'go fuck yourself' but worse, suka (сука) - bitch, mudak (мудак) - shithead and of course, blyat (блять) which is by far the most popular and is an equivalent to 'fuck' in english

thank you so much anon I cannot wait to use these. in front of my dad who also knows Russian

#anonymous #asks #god truly thank you I love this #ref

[16sweetiebribri]

Russian anon overheard conversation with hat anyon. Who the blyat is you anyway?

"Rude. My name is Bee. You must be the one I'm supposed to be scared of (according to hat anon)."

[hat-thief-anon-blog]

Fujin not responding to messages blyat! Russian anon is mad! >:( Russian anon thinking of taking fight to raider himself!

>:3 YES FITE THE THUNDER GRANDPA

[ink-correctsmashbrosbloo]

Russian anon wonders HOW THE BLYAT IS BLOO SQUID ALIVE? Russian anon knows that sugar is very tasty,and has heard of recipes that indicate “One lethal dose of sugar” is required,BUT NOT ENOUGH TO CHANGE ONE’S BIOLOGICAL MAKEUP! I...I don’t even have the Slavic power to understand this...I need some kvass..

That, my good anon, is a mystery.... That I have not thought of yet and will probably be explained in the next headcanon.

Though I'll probably raise more questions.

[dexter-the-inkling-boy]

*Russian anon points at the bloody rabbit,harassing dexer* This pizdec right here is why we can not have nice things blyat!

"No need for that comrade." He looks at her through the crack. "She won't be getting in as the power remains and we have 25% power left plus the door is 15MM solid steel she can't break through it and the power operated motor keeps it shut until the power is out." He looks at the clock. "I still have half an hour for this shift. You're free to help if you like. They deactivate at 6:00 AM."

[servanttothelight-a]

*Russian anon attempts to help by doing CPR and using his handy vodka as a disinfectant for the scratch marks that demon from earlier left. He also calls an ambulance* Russian anon will make sure you live Cyka! Angel pit will survive blyat!

Ow ow ow OW-!

Pit let out soft cries of pain as he tried to pull away from the anon. His ribs were already cracked and broken- it didn’t help that someone was slamming down on them to give him CPR he didn’t even need.

“..S-Stop..!”

[russian-anon]

RUSSIAN ANON INFORMATION:

Age: *looks about 27*

Height: *5’9’’*

Weight: 178

Strengths: Getting drunk,assault rifles,pistols,cold weather survival,ruggedness,cooking,the occasional rousing speech

Weakness: Cannot stealth for shit,pretty damn cocky,slightly butchered English,can be apathetic at times

#filling in for a proper character page for now #BLYAT [Russian Anon]

[russian-anon]

less than week and already thinly veiled threats have been made against me! Hah! This place! Is glorious I tell you!

#BLYAT [Russian Anon] #Soviet Radar [Dashposting]

[russian-anon]

I have managed to remain under radar for now...this is good!

#BLYAT [Russian Anon] #Soviet Radar [Dashposting]