#Anon: NSA

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

If you think all sex scenes are gratuitous and can never be for character development, I'm sorry you only have really terrible, boring sex.

#I'm kidding but I'm not kidding #people show a different side of themselves during sex #Even terrible boring sex tells you something about a person's character #Look if you actually pay attention to your partners during sex you can pick up a ton about them even during anon/nsa hookups #Clearing out the drafts #Writing #Censorship #Character development #post o' mine

[gendrie]

much more likely???? now anon lmao......honestly, for me its actually the j*nerys factor. i do not believe that was a d&d original. it came from grrm. he intends for jon and dany to have a romantic/sexual relationship in the books. which kills j*nyra imo. simple as that.

also jon and arya's bond is strictly platonic on page thus far. im not even debating that point at all. parallels arent inherently indicative of romance either. the fandom gets really hung up on that for whatever reason.

look, i used to acknowledge the chance that it would happen, but ive reached my limit with jon ship discourse: j*nsa is nothing who cares j*nrya is not happening anymore be serious j*nerys will happen AND it will be messy.

#idt j*nrya was ever supposed to be endgame anyway #so theres literally no point in pivoting to it now #ask #and forgive me but i gotta say #i think gendrya is more likely bc i read the books lol

[midnight-raven]

Futuristic Four ft Riley & Miguel as Sinner Demons

Idea inspired by Anon. Original ask here -> post

The Underworld; a dark and chaotic realm ruled by Xibalba, where the souls of those whom have sinned in their previous lives are sent to spend the rest of eternity.

Follow the lives of six demons as they try to live the rest of their eternal afterlife to the fullest.

(Closing off the rest of the post because of mentions of dark topics. Proceed with caution.)

⚠️ TW: Mentions of Death, Suicide, Slight Torture, and Mentioned Substance Abuse⚠️

If not a fan, please do not read ahead.

Thank you.

HIRO HAMADA

Age: 18

Alias: Kage

Species: Cybernetic Kabuki Demon

Cause of Death: Building Explosion

Hiro and his brother, Tadashi, were researchers in a lab that mysteriously caught fire. Hiro had made a deal with Xibalba, to spare his brother's life, even if the deal condemned his own soul.

Afterwards, Hiro was reincarnated as a demon in Hell. At first, he worked as a Bot Fighter for Yama in the Greed Ring, until Hiro decided to start an assassination business, to investigate those whose deaths were unnatural and unsolved.

VIOLET PARR

Age: 18

Alias: Dark Wings

Species: Harpy Demon

Cause of Death: Bullet to the Heart

Violet was a young super who was declared an enemy after she deflected a bullet with her shields and accidentally struck an innocent bystander. Shunned by her family, Violet lived a life on the run from the NSA, until she was finally cornered.

Reincarnated in the Wrath Ring as a Harpy Demon, Violets’ power grew with her rage, as she continued her path as a Vigilante of Justice. Vowing to never be hurt again, and to work alone.

WILBUR ROBINSON

Age: 17

Alias: Surge

Species: Electricity Demon

Cause of Death: Electrical Surge

Wilbur always knew he could never live up to his fathers golden legacy, which led him to reckless actions with dire consequences. This created a rift between him and his Dad, that could’ve been repaired in time… but it was too late.

In the Greed Ring, Wilbur was captured and used as a living battery for an underworld casino, and spent decades being drained of his powers towards the brink of death. Until he was saved by a vigilante known as ‘Dark Wings.’

PENNY FORRESTER

Age: 17

Alias: Renegade

Species: Camera Demon

Cause of Death: Carbon Monoxide Poisoning

In her previous life, Penny was a popular actress, featured in many movies and gossip magazines. But beyond the spotlight, Penny was cracking under the pressure of her stardom and demanding agent. Until the day she took her own life.

Reincarnated as a demon with a camera lens for her right eye, Penny became a freelance photographer, to expose people's true colors. As well as making her first friend; her protective and loyal hellhound; Bolt.

RILEY ANDERSEN

Age: 17

Alias: Little Miss Sunshine

Species: Clown Demon

Cause of Death: Struck By A Car

Her parents would describe Riley as a ‘happy girl’ but everything changed after they moved. Riley became cynical, a shadow of her former self. And then one day, everything hit the fan.

Reborn in the seven rings, Riley became a special clown performer, with the help of her impish friends; Anger, Fear, Disgust, Sadness, and Joy.

MIGUEL RIVERA

Age: 18

Alias: De La Cruzcito

Species: Skeleton Demon

Cause of Death: Smoke Inhalation

Kicked out by his family at 15, Miguel tried to make his dream of becoming a musician true, but living on his own, Miguel had to take on certain jobs to survive. After a long day, Miguel fell into a deep sleep, not realizing a room nearby had caught fire. He woke up dead.

In his afterlife, Miguel got the opportunity of working with famous musician; Ernesto De La Cruz, who took the young boy on as his protégé. And as long as Miguel does everything Ernesto ask, he can live out his dream. And never have to return to his former life again. It’s worth it, right?

(Thinking about making a separate post for each characters to further explain their lives, afterlives and the sins they committed. Even maybe some Fanart for how I picture them.)

#Futuristic Four #The Sinners Six #Helluva Boss AU #Hazbin Hotel AU #Hiro Hamada #Violet Parr #Wilbur Robinson #Penny Forrester #Riley Andersen #Miguel Rivera #Big Hero 6 #The Incredibles #Meet the Robinsons #Bolt #Inside Out #Coco #Xibalba #Ernesto De La Cruz

[wakeupthemembersofbylernation]

Leave Reddit alone ima actually expose all of you on there reposting and laughing bit funny really because if byler isn’t endgame what you gonna do? Shout homophobia scream because well most of you are girls so there will be lots of screaming

1. “Expose all of us” - lol go ahead? You’re not an NSA whistleblower. There isn’t some kind of conspiracy. You just sound silly.

2. “Most of you are girls” - I’m not sure where this concept came from? From what I’ve seen, Bylers are a diverse group of people of all genders. And you’re aware that whenever you attack “girls” for shipping Byler with accusations of “fetishization,”many of the same people you’re attacking are literally queer themselves? So your “point” makes no sense. It might be possible that “girls” may be simply more likely to get involved in fandom spaces like Tumblr (don’t know the official stats). But there are definitely many, many guys and people of all genders who ship Byler and see themselves in Mike and Will. And shipping Byler has nothing to do with one’s gender. It has to do with watching ST and opening your eyes lmao.

3. “so there will be lots of screaming” - so you’re both misogynistic AND homophobic? Got it.

4. “If Byler isn’t endgame” - all of these silly anons betray you. You’re all terrified we’re right because you know our arguments make sense

5. “Leave Reddit Alone”

#byler #‘leave reddit alone’ as if they’re not the ones constantly talking about Byler there

[holytrohmanempire]

Oh! Oh! I volunteer! What's your all time favorite vampire media and do you have links?

Thank you anon I'm so delighted you took the bait!

It is with deep bemusement and slight dismay that I inform you and the world at large that the best vampire story I have ever read is called "temperance" and reader, "temperance" is an NSYNC fanfiction.

Yeah you read that right this is a fanfiction about the men in the boyband nsync (and the backstreet boys, and elvis' manager? for some reason?????) and it's 64,000 words long with two short sequels and listen. I don't want this to be the best piece of vampire media ever any more than you do. But my god, it is. The vampire rules are well thought out. The world is built richly but without Dune-style infodumps - you just learn to understand what the universe is like so organically as the story progresses. The romance is sweet, the debate regarding the souls of vampires is explored thoughtfully. The prose is beautiful and it's easy to sink your teeth into. It's equal parts beautiful and horrifying, the way vampire media should be, but the beauty is of a southern gothic cottagecore nature and the horror is feral and toothsome, as opposed to the genteel nature of most vampire stories. I genuinely believe you don't have to give a shit about NSYNC to enjoy it, either. Cannot sing its praises enough - link to the first story is here: http://www.nopseud.org/nsa/fic/temperance.html

My second fave piece of vampire media is the Carmilla webseries. Picture it: the year is 2014 and you have come to terms with being a bit of a lesbian and someone takes The sapphic vampire story of all time and turns it into a college au romcom (ft some gorgeous leads, by the way.) Laura only drinks from a tardis mug. Carmilla eats cereal with blood in it. Black cat/golden retriever dynamics. It made my cry. The theme song ("Love Will Have Its Sacrifices") is baller and I've put it on every playlist for THWTH I've ever made. I have, to be fair, only finished season one, but god, I fucking love Carmilla: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uPd3g5wi1A

My third fave piece of vampire media is a little more traditional and it is the book "The Coldest Girl in Coldtown" by Holly Black. Holly Black as in author of grimdark fae novels for teenagers, yes. "The Coldest Girl in Coldtown" is excellent and on my list because it is, in spite of being written for teens, probably the sexiest piece of vampire fiction I have ever read. Gavriel is such a hot lead and we finally get an author unafraid to make the blood drinking sexy as well as gory and alarming. 10/10 would recommend this book to literally anyone, and it has shockingly good trans rep for being released in like 2013: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-coldest-girl-in-coldtown-holly-black/110465?ean=9780316213097

Lastly, I think the Fright Night remake from 2011 is amazing. Like, look. I know it's not "good" as in well-written or anything, but like. It's funny, it's sexy, they play into the ridiculousness. I fully believe Fright Night walked so that Renfield could run. It's star studded for literally no reason. The CGI is terrible. The vampires are ridiculous. The soundtrack to this one is also way better than it had any right to be. It comes in fourth because it is kind of sexist and I think we should have had more characters fully soaked in blood a la Evil Dead Rise, but c'est la vie. Please please please note that I do mean the 2011 remake the one from the 80s was, like, fine, but the 2011 one was camp: https://letterboxd.com/film/fright-night-2011/

#vampire recs #i have more but these are top tier #long post #ask #fright night 2011 #carmilla #the coldest girl in coldtown #i feel like it would be chaotic to tag nsync #nsync

[the-empress-7]

This seems.like a very well coordinated Sussex PR/plan.

2/3 weeks some forums were saying Harry was secretly visiting UK for his titles and coronation thing. This was just after they demanded an apology I'm exchange for the coronation. Then came the avalanche of coronation PR from Charles - Andrew and his allowance issue, Camilla's grandkids, Royal Lodge issue, FC issue, eviction.

Meanwhile, Meghan then did her mushroom latte ad. Then the pap walk. Then Harry+Mate interview with even more BRF bashing.

Then they released the news about Eugenie getting Frogmore. The Sussexes said they received the email correspondence for coronation.

Tyler Perry gets papped with the private jet and said to have visited Sussexes for 4hrs on Friday.

LadyC does video saying the palace has a critical risk assessment on the couple and realized they increase the risk to Will, Catherine and the children. NSA anon comes on Tumblr and explains what that means and why releasing the tea about risk assessment is a last ditch attempt by the palace.

Harry does another better up speaking gig.

Cam looks uninterested in the engagement with the king. And people speculated she may be ill or that the couple may have had an argument on the way over. She cancels her engagements the next day.

Sussexes released they will now call their children prince and princess and BP says they respect and agree to the couple's wishes.

Meanwhile, Commonwealth Day service is next week where the whole BRF (working royals) is expected to attend in full force and coronation countdown officially begins.

...

Im recaping things from. memory because I feel somewhere there is hint as to when things went down hill. It's clear the Sussexes have blackmailed to get their way into the coronation. Likely, they will be there with their kids the new prince and princess. As stupid as Charles has been, this seems like so far the worst decision in the run up to his coronation.

Something's up. And not in a good way. March already looks like a shit show.

Blackmail is one explanation, the other being that Charles simply doesn’t have a spine.

[sapphire-weapon]

Talking about her writing... the point to me is that the main theme of the series, bioterrorism, is such a heavy and complex issue, so a moraly grey character would require the same complexity as well and i never felt that the writing staff perceived this in the original timeline. is straight up "oh she is in fact a mercenary, but see, she never really gives the samples to the bad guys even thought we dont explain how the fuck she pays her bills like this and never faced the consequences of betraying this psychos", and that's so fucking boring, nonsense and frustating.

So i'm really glad with remake timeline at least trying to develop some nuances over this, and i kind of understand people like the anon of a few days ago because it's so annoying get her stans just ignoring the fact that why the hell there would be a redemption arc setting like this if she didn't made any mistake.

i mean let's be honest here tho, resident evil has literally never treated bioterrorism as a complex issue. it's very black and white in the RE universe. bioterrorism exists so that we can have the main protagonists do cool action guy shit against big monsters.

but ada does give the samples to the bad guys -- at least, on the occasions that she actually gets them. she would have still given the G-virus to wesker, if she'd had it. you'd also have to believe that she's also gotten other shit for him over the years, considering he actually goes back and contracts her again for the plaga even after she fucked up with G. somewhere in the six years in between, ada "redeemed" herself in wesker's eyes and got back into his good graces.

and she did give not one, but two plaga samples to simmons (the one from RE4 and the one from damnation).

the issue is that we don't know why.

we don't know why she worked for wesker for years and years. we don't know why she gave plagas to simmons. it seems a little counterintuitive, since she gives the samples to these fucking guys and then helps leon clean up the mess that's caused after she hands the shit over.

either she's actually legitimately unintelligent and thinks that simmons isn't going to do anything bad with the plagas (which i do not believe is the case), or she thinks that because simmons is the US's NSA that leon will somehow sniff it out and it'll be fine (which he then doesn't actually do, so that begs the question why she continues to rely on him), or she's been in some way acting under duress this entire time (LOL), or she's literally just in it for the money and has a fucked up "i'll deal with it later" mindset.

the correct answer is:

none of the above, because she's literally just a dragon lady stereotype who's there to look sexy and drag leon around by the libido.

it seems like remake is gearing up to turn her into a character that's like... she's been doing this for so long that she just filters it all out as noise and literally has never had any reason to think about what she's doing any deeper than "do job, get paid" until leon inspires a change of heart in her and she snaps back into reality, but by then it's too late.

which is cool. i hope they follow through with that. because her character makes absolutely no sense on its own in OG in a context divorced from leon.

[fcsources]

Hello! I love your blog! Could you please help me find a faceclaim for my oc? My characters name is Kathrine and she's a angel/human hybrid. Her father is Misha Collins, but I haven't decided on her mother's fc yet. She's in her early 20's, if that helps. Thanks in advance and I hope you're having a good day. :)

𝙝𝙞 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙗𝙞𝙚! oh my gosh is this a supernatural oc 👀 anon are you my nsa agent 😭 i very embarrassingly did a whole spn rewatch recently for the nostalgic feels, ugh! i hope this helps, dove!! ♡

Alisha Boe ( 1997, actress, half Black )

Brenna d'Amico ( 2000, actress, one quarter Mexican )

Cristina Kovani ( 2001, actress, white )

Danielle Campbell ( 1995, actress, white )

Diana Korkunova ( 1996, influencer, half Kazak )

Eden Bristowe ( 1998, model, half Maori )

Emily Rudd ( 1993, actress, white )

Isabela Merced ( 2001, actress, half Peruvian )

Luna Blaise ( 2001, actress, half Mexican/Jewish )

Martina Cariddi ( 2001, actress, white )

Mikey Madison ( 1999, actress, white/Jewish )

Rachel Zegler ( 2001, actress, half Colombian )

Ronni Hawk ( 1999, actress, white )

Talia Ryder ( 2002, actress, white )

Yasmeen Fletcher ( 2003, actress, half Lebanese )

#rpc #misha collins fc #faceclaim #faceclaim rpg #fc #indie resources #supernatural rp #oc rp #fandom rp #multifandom rp #appless rp #discord rp #answered: could be related #answered: fc help #answered: anonymous #answered #five nights at freddi's: mascot post

[catgirl-catboy]

Hii !! Email doxxing anon here !!

I'm not sure I understood correctly but I did click on the link (which I really shouldn't click strange links from strangers on the internet haha ☠) but when it completely loaded, it showed the wrong everything??? I'm not sure I read it correctly or something but nothing was correct. Even clicked view map and apparently I live in the woods haha. Goals ig.

Also please, yes ! I'd love some recommendations for a VPN if you have any.

Here's what the NSA recommends for VPNs! Works no matter where you live.

As for it being inaccurate, that's fairly common! It has to do with your ISP. I'd say its a good thing, but I'd still use a VPN anyway.

#ask tag

[k3uuu]

in response to ur server names post (sending this anon so the nsa doesn’t clock me) i think mcfaggot rapists is pretty catchy :3

HDJSHDJD STOPPP LMAO i love you

#server

[littledead-ridinghood]

Ollie isn't a cop same way Oracle isn't a narc or the NSA. But you can still have meaningful conversations about surveillance and privacy with her. Instead of jumping to Ollie's defense try looking at the other angle. He's a rectangle but in what ways is he like a square. Does it matter if he's not a square when he's so similar to one. What other ideas are his stories unintentionally telling. Could he be so different from a cop that he's basically a circle instead.

Congrats, Anon! You're the one who got anonymous asks turned off because what the fuck is this?

It's like

Have any of you ever read one of Trump's campaign speeches as like a transcript so you can actively follow what words he trying to shoehorn into a sentence so you can try to figure out what the hell he's saying? That's what this reads like.

A rectangle can't be a square. That's the whole point? They are inherently different for specific distinctions? They can have four sides and four right angles but we can all see the difference except for you apparently who seemingly failed high school geometry.

Ollie stories do touch on police brutality and push significant dialogue. There are cops. They get talked about. There are your meaningful conversations. Ollie and his juxtaposition to the law.

Ollie isn't a cop in the same that barbara isn't NSA? She literally spies on everyone to gather information. she is actively doing exactly what the government does for her own gain. OLLIE ACTIVELY HATES AND DOESN'T WORK WITH COPS! YES, THOSE ARE DIFFERENT! One, she's endorsing the behavior and she can hate it. Oliver actively doesn't work like a cop and hates them. that's a post/neg and neg/neg. Those are not the same.

#everyone point and laugh #ollie queen #miscellaneous dc metas #digital mailbox

[neopronouns]

scensarainimaic: a gender related to the wood duck, scenecore aesthetics, nightcore music, rainbows, and 2008 animation memes

for anon! the top and bottom stripes represent the wood duck and the inner three represent everything else. the term combines ‘scen’ from ‘scenecore’, ‘nsa’ from ‘sponsa’ (the wood duck is aix sponsa), ‘rain’ from ‘rainbow’, ‘ni’ from ‘nightcore’, ‘nima’ from ‘animation’, + ‘ic’!

flag id: a flag with 8 stripes. in order, they are brown, bright pink-red, bright orange, neon yellow, lime green, bright blue, bright purple, and dark yellow-green. end id.

dni transcript here

#scensarainimaic #xenogender #aesthetigender #my flags #my terms #new flag #new term #mogai flag #mogai term #mogai #potential eyestrain

[daftbitch]

NSA here! Nekomamushi sailed with Roger for a bit IIRC, right? So Rayleigh knew him when he was younger. I GOTTA know, how does he feel about Nekomamushi being his daughter's partner?

NEKOMAMUSHI SMUT ANON HELLO ONCE AGAIN I GET SO FUCKING EXCITED WHEN U APPEAR IN MY MESSAGES!!!💖💖💖

He was apprehensive at first. Rayleigh would be apprehensive about Sterling getting into any relationship because of her past trauma with Rosinante dying and how deeply that effected her. He’s also a really overprotective dad so there is that. After Sterling decided to stay in Zou both of her parents come for a visit.

After seeing the way Nekomamushi is with his daughter being gentle and patient with her, Rayleigh accepts the together. Shakky is the same way. But Shakky had a feeling that Nekomamushi and Sterling would end up together when her daughter told her that she was going to Zou to visit Inuarashi and Nekomamushi. Just call it a hunch lol.

#nekomamushi smut anon #anon #sterling #silvers rayleigh #shakky #nekomamushi

[kateofthecanals]

I love the salty asks so much 🌝

5, 6, 8,17, 26.

Bring on the sodium chloride!

Oooh I do declare, mah ankles are finna swell up!

5. Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?

Oh gawd yes. J*nsa, of course. Obviously I never shipped it but I would have been perfectly fine with others doing so if they hadn’t been such insufferable bullies about it. I’ve also found myself wary of J*nerys—could not care less about either character but I see soooo much Sansa hate among that fandom that I immediately wince at the site of it, even though those guys should automatically be SanSan allies (enemy of my enemy, etc.).

6. Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously hated?

Nah. I think if a pairing turns me off from the get, there’s little that can persuade me it has any merit unless it’s in the text itself.

8. Have you received anon hate? What about?

Of course! Are you really in fandom unless you’ve gotten anon hate? 😂 99% of the anon hate I get is about shipping SanSan and Reylo. It’s usually pretty juvenile shit and whenever I see it, I always imagine some pressed teenager behind the computer.

17. Instead of XYZ happening, I would have made ABC happen…

I don’t have much quarrel at this point about how things have played out in ASOIAF so far only because it’s unfinished and we don’t know what the payoff is. But since GoT is over and fanfiction anyway, Sandor should have got his ass up from the table and followed Sansa out of the room where they would proceed to rock each other’s worlds and he would ultimately decide to stay in Winterfell than go and die in King’s Landing!!!

26. Most shippable character?

Clearly Sansa, as she has been paired with just about every damn character in the book at this point. 🙄

[fancyshooting]

I have a question about an anon you answered recently. You said that according to the mgs4 database, ADAM's defection was televised. But all I'm seeing is this- 'A former NSA codebreaker, one of two who defected to the Soviet Union in a notorious 1960 incident. The other defector was EVA (not the same EVA that appears in the story).' ?? I can't find any mention of TV. I checked both the 'Ocelot' and 'ADAM' entries (+the 'Revolver Ocelot' page but that redirected me to 'Ocelot')

it's listed as the "nsa defection incident" under "historic events":

it was probably a similar event to the news conference given after the irl martin and mitchell defection, which the not-irl ADAM and EVA defection is based on:

#ask #the irl travel route is why I think ocelot got his codename in south america :)

[melodyofthevoid]

First anon to ask, it was meant to be a joke as my official blog is NSA related and I was gonna reblog it with a suspicious stare, I honestly don’t know who that second one was hdhrhsu do euuejahdgrus????????

Ah. I see. It was a bit. Tbh sometimes anons can ask some weird shit so I didn’t know how seriously to take it.

#melody rambles #glad to know someone else looked at my first answer and went ‘wait but fr tho’ #that much will remain a mystery #good morning to me