#And like... Wowsa

[obaewankenope]

Be a foster carer they said, it's a good thing they said.

DON'T PAY ME ANYTHING FOR OVER SIX MONTHS AND STILL GIVE ME ANOTJER SIX WEEKS AVERAGE WAIT BEFORE I'LL SEE A PENNY BUT HEY HO KEEP CARING FOR THE CHILD (wh you love, so yeah you're gonna do this) ENJOY BEING IN DEBT AND ARREARS AND HAVING AN OVERDRAFT AND LITERALLY HAVING £50 TO LAST A MONTH WITH £30+ IN BILLS STILL TO COME OUT OF YOUR ACCOI T HAHAAJAJSHSH

So.

Yeah, things are going great for me.

#I love this child and I will starve for her #But also I have been fucked around by Social Services something fucking AWFUL #It's ridiculous it really is #Six fucking MONTHS #And they're just “oh well gotta wait longer haha” #Not given me any places to go to #No emergency info to draw on #Fuckin nothin #And like... Wowsa #Welcome to social services in the UK #They're great 🙃

[tuxalfredo]

🐴

#for those who dont know; adhd specifically can collide with other certain disorders and can create some form of tics #'adhd tics' are NOT like tourettes; dont get it confused or think the situations are the same pls #look it up if ur confused or wanna know more cus i cant explain it all in tags. ✨️google is a free tool✨️ #my art #shitpost #adhd #idk what to tag this #mental health #<-??? #idk #meme #✨️the more you know✨️ #wowie i drew myself as a PERSON wowsa #persona #👍

[dullahandyke]

gritting my teeth ignoring my sister rewatching a hp movie in the living room bcos dad finally got the fireplace working and everywhere else is too cold. this movie isnt very good either

#^ have Never discussed politics w her. shes the offline one. idk how one would bring it up without sounding like an insane person #the makeup is very shit and its like. boring. like christ pick a struggle #now hes falling into a courtroom. wowsa. starkid did it better <rewatched avps act 1 this week at 3am

[nototherwisespecified]

today's defector piece i am losing my mind about ends with: "We don't say, ‘It’s based on a true story.’ We don't say, ‘It is a true story.' But it is a true story," the director said. "It’s about this idea of truth.”

gnomic-ass utterances

#also notable is the world open water swimming organization (wowsa) #which i had to read twice #like yeah the uh. geeks everywhere enjoy wizards hacking international zoos (gee whiz)

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

The little eyebrow raise...

Does it to me every time.

Vincent Price - The Adventures of Captain Fabian

#vincent price #the adventures of captain fabian #movie #vintage #film noir #the eyebrow twitch #wowsa #horror #old horror movies #sexy #actor #handsome #sexy actor #gif #yummy #gah #mama like #dayum

[calronhunt]

i am always thinking about cob but now youve got me thinking about modified so like. what would the cob mains be like in the modifiedverse? what would their demon blood %s be and what emotions would they lose if they did?

oh this is so much fun....I would imagine Crushed Olive Branch in Modified Bliss verse would probably just be a sort of normal modern au with some other weird elements. Like they're really just a group of friends and junk.

However, Dominic would ABSOLUTELY be afflicted. I'm not sure how much demon blood he would have exactly but probably like?? 75-80% range. and his lost emotion would probably be like...fear. which perhaps would free of him of his insane internalized homophobia but we can only hope. Perhaps then we would have a version of Dominic that is like Academy Dom but grown up. Theron/Dominic but it's normal

Theron I think would have pretty low demon blood. like maybe 30-40% range. He wouldn't lose an emotion at that amount but he would be more susceptible to demon related illnesses. I mostly think that's how it would be because there are some families in modifiedverse who really don't want any more demon blood than necessary put into their families. But again, maybe in this society he would be under the influences of insane internalized homophobia.

Mattias, Nerissa, and Ava i think would be run of the mill average person range which is around 50%. So no lost emotions between any of them either. I think Mattias would have the same kind of role as Yuri, where he would be super into studying and learning more about demons in the world (and maybe being attracted to them).

In this hypothetical MB!COB au, I think they would all be going to college together for vastly different things and having weird relationship drama. and Perhaps Theron/Dom/Mattias have a normal fucking love triangle instead of whatever the fuck is happening in the comic. Also Dom is a lot gayer but this time it's on Purpose.

#ask #this is really fun to think about #because modified bliss doesn't deal with homophobia like at all #and it's such an big theme of cob that it's like. wowsa. what if these kids were normal #despite dom literally losing an emotion

[villruu]

i am once again appearing in ur inbox bc my masky and hoodie in my system are obsessed with ur reblogs and takes. they agree tim could never live in the city and insist he'd slowly (SLOWLY) renovate a tiny shithole house in a state where you can see for like 30 miles bc its so flat. but he would get his meds personally from a pharmacy and not mail order bc trust issues

EXACTLY!!!!

It would be the most tiny and cramped house, like, anyone over 1.70m would be bumping into the doorways kind of tiny house. It's literally like a starter sims house, a bedroom, a bathroom, a kitchen merged with the couch and tv and Thats It. He has no tables, no chairs, just one big comfy couch and a two coffee tables (one for the tv, other for him to rest his legs on while watching tv)

Theres no way he could live in a city. Like, the only way i can see it it's a very very small city or town. lives on the outskirts of the town too. Like. I can only see him living in a city if he worked as a trucker (the ones who literally drive out of state and live in their trucks kind of trucker, not a local one).

Also yeah. Tim *does* feel like the type of guy who would drive over 5 hours on a weekend just to go to the nearest city to refill his meds. and You Know What? Absolutely valid of him.

#vrill talks #Also i do think tim views driving/being in a car as a safe place kind of thing #bc during marble hornets jay and tim always went to the car whenever something Bad Happened. They constantly used the car to get away and #they probably had the mentality that nothing could happen to them inside the car yknow? and i like to think that stayed even after tim got #out and all. Also. driving probably makes him feel closer to jay too (since most of their time was spent in either a hotel room or driving) #-> incidentally i think that subconsciously thats also why he would live in a small/cramped house. bc it reminds him of the hotel rooms and #it brings a subconcious comfort to him #plus tim mentioned during marble hornets that he used to hide in tunnels and such as a child whenever he ran away from the hospital #so it really does seem that small and cramped spaces are a comfort to him #(plus if small and dark... you cant really see if something is *really* out there. Out of mind. out of sight) #i can go a LOT into why tim probably views small/cramped and dark spaces as a safe place ahahahahaha #<-[deranged] #ALSO!!!! big proponent of tim living in rural areas bc he would Absolutely Get Along w those old farm folks. I know it in my heart. Does #he actually talk to them more than 5 mins? NO. but they (neighbours) n him are mutually fond of each other #thats how it works in rural areas #anyways WOWSA lots of tags skdjfhskdjfks hi masky hi hoody love the fact u like my deranged takes jsdfsjdfskfds #o7

[nascentwaves]

"Whatcha think? Pretty convincing cosplay for the late night stream later, isn't it?"

#ic: kerri aschwald #kerri: “my body is reggie.” #ooc: also wowsa there're like three things dropping today #diabloooooo 4 #amnesia the bunker and 1.1 hsr

[flibbetygibbetsbro]

Some people really liked it, so here is some more of my unhinged fanfic of keefe in the forbidden cities

The

kid had come out of nowhere and she managed to hit him with her bike. Shit.

…

"Holy crap, are you good, man?" 

The boy she had hit blinked through his blurry vision to see a girl kneeling over him, her messy hair blowing in the breeze. All he could do was groan. His butt hurt. The boy tried to stand but only wobbled, nearly toppling over. The girl caught his arm keeping him steady, but that only seemed to make him woozier. His vision went blank.

"Wowsa, I guess you're NOT good then."

That was the last thing the boy heard before passing out. 

…

Name. What was his name again? He couldn't remember. His head hurt. His heart ached. What was his-

Oh yeah.

It was Keefe.

He forced his eyes open to find himself laying on some sort of table and bench combo thinking in the shade of a gigantic oak tree. Keefe turned his head to look at the bench connected to the table. Why connect them? Humans are weird. As he studied the bench, his gaze was caught on a leg.

That leg belonged to a person.

Keefe shot upright, ignoring the rush of lightheadedness as his body tensed, ready to flee.

"Woa there, bud. Chill out. I'm not going to steal your liver," the blond girl next to him said. The reinsurance should have made him feel better, but the thing about the liver seemed very unessacy. It made his gut twist a bit, almost like she was going back on her word and stealing his liver right then and there. "So, uh, what's your name?" the girl inquired. She seemed a little shy, but not in the "omg you're so hot and charming" way he was more used to, but in the "I just carried you to a table in a park and now I have no clue what to do with you now" way. Keefe supposed he'd feel about the same in her place. 

Keefes brain was so out of wack, he didn't even answer the girls question. He just looked at her blankly while his brain grasped onto the least important things. Like how she wasn't acting like most girls did around him. Maybe she was one of those people Sophie mentioned to him. What were they called again? Lemonon? Lebonan? No, lesbian. 

Before he fully grasped what he was saying, he blurted out, "Are you a lesbian?" 

"Nice to meet you "are you a lesbian"," she retorted dryly. 

Keefe reddened and crossed his arms irritably. (GOSH his head hurt). "I don't need to tell you anything."

She snorted and smirked a little, "Well aren't you a salty little cookie." Keefe just stared at her confused. Did she just call him…a baked good? He was befuddled before, but now he was baffled. He may have watched humans before, but this was the first time he had actually spoken to him. Were they all this confusing? 

"What?"

Keefe must have looked as baffled as he felt because the girl cringed slightly and seemed to shed a little bravo. "Sorry, I kind of forgot that you literally fainted, like, 20 minutes ago."

Wait, he'd been out at long?! "Wait, I've been out that long?!"

"Yep, you kinda freaked me out. I have a couple of friends that faint sometimes, but it usually isn't for more than a minute or two. You'd better get home and get something to eat." 

"Oh yeah, I guess." Sweet, he could just walk away and everything would be fine-

"I'll walk with you."

Keefe bit back a curse. This weird human was making it VERY hard to be undercover. With a forced grin he hoped was charming (he probably looked like he was freshly done with his daily hair appointment…with the mouth of Verdi the T-Rex), he stood to leave and find a corner hidden enough to lightleap away. "Nah, I'm good, uh…" She never gave HER name either. "...cookie." Wow. That was smooth. (Not really). 

As Keefe moved his legs to leave, everything went fuzzy for a moment before his vision cleared. Suddenly towering above him was the girl with the tail end of a shocked expression twisting into a mix of amusement and irritation. Realizing that he had fallen flat on his butt, he looked up at the girl a little sheepishly. 

"You're "good", huh? Oh, and my name is Soda." Soda was worse than Cookie in keefes mind, but Soda dragged him to his feet before he could dwell on names for too long. "Come on, we're going to Subway."

…

Subway, as it turns out, was not an underground collection of dangerous human transportation, but an above ground collection of dangerous human food. Wasn't the ham Soda ordered made from pigs? Ew. 

Soda turned to Keefe after she finished ordering her sandwich on the weird assembly line. "What do you want?" 

Keefe tried to play it cool, but his nose wrinkled a bit when he mumbled, "I'm good."

Raising an eyebrow, she seemed ready to add a sparky remark, but she paused when she noticed the way Keefe kept sending sideways glances at the meat section. "Oh. You're vegetarian." 

Before Keefe could intergect Soda had already ordered him a vegetarian sandwich. Keefe recalled that cheese was made from cows milk.

Ew.

The two of them sat in a corner booth. As Soda calmly ate her sandwich and drank her soda (was she named after drink of was it named after HER?), Keefe figeted and ignored his sandwich. The human emotions didn't make the world spin like it did when he first leaped, but his head still pounded and he had trouble focusing. Again, he found himself focusing on all the wrong things.

"Why do you have the same name as your drink?"

Soda smiled slightly (she was used to people asking about her name), but the way he phrased the question made her lips twitched downwards once. It was almost like he didn't know what soda was. Nah,that's crazy…

#Fair warning I didn't bother to do a proofread #if you want to hear more about their dynamic just send me an ask #keeper of the lost cities #kotlc #kotlc fandom #keefe sencen #kotlc keefe

[dekatsu]

I kinda think it's hilarious that Bakugou is dead for a hot second and when he comes back to life, Deku is a crying mess, All Might is on the brink of death and the whole world seems like it's gonna implode on itself.

I mean, we knew that there would be no victory without our symbol of victory in bnha but wowsa, boy literally about to prove the reason for the katsu in his name, again. And Deku will get the biggest buff of the century, considering he's always been just a little stronger with Bakugou by his side.

#bnha spoiler #manga spoiler #bnha manga spoiler #midoriya izuku #bakugou katsuki #bnha spoilers

[proteanderg]

Well, with two votes coming from outside Tumblr and the current standings, it's looking like we just jumped up from 200 points to almost 500, wowsa

This just pushed way past wereloon curse to mostly permanent if there's another vote or two before the end 0.o

#protean derg #dergposting

[obaewankenope]

The trials continue!

Cars, y'all, are horrid things. Our car went and died via turbo on the engine quitting at life. Had to go and get another cheap car as an emergency buy with money we didn't have to waste. Little cheap car isn't too bad I guess. I got a manual for it and the desire to cause chaos.

Gotta spend nearly £50 on small parts like spark plugs and an air filter to replace them on engine which, yikes. But hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Car has MOT until 13th December which... Isn't ideal. Have a full 5 days before I get paid so even if it passes MOT, won't have it back until paid for it... Ugh.

Do have the front brake discs and pads so I can, hopefully, sort them out myself and not require them adding on top of MOT cost. Back brakes are a them problem however because shoes and drums are Not My Wheelhouse At All.

Anyway. This is more to complain about bad luck, bad timing, and spark plugs being lil binches that desperately want to cause me problems.

🙃

Will I kill this car tomorrow when I try and do the spark plugs and air filter? Maybe.

Am I going to do it anyway? Yes.

What happens if things go wrong? I cry from frustration and figure out how to pay for repairs and MOT.

What happens if things go right? I cry from joy and still figure out how to pay for MOT.

Do you think the universe likes to give me problems to deal with because it doesn't want me getting bored or... Ya know... Having a good, happy life?? Fucked if I know.

#Kat talks #Update on my life #Car problems #The brake discs and pads were almost £50 for the front wheels which... Wowsa #What gets me is my local garage will charge me £180 to do the brakes EACH (aka front ones and then back ones) when it takes them pennies #In time terms to change the brakes since they have all the tools and shit #And I'm gonna be on the drive with a scissor jack and vice grips bullying the brake callipers into compliance tomorrow #Like I need to get paid or sth for this lmal #*lmao

[chillzosworld]

Wowsa I sometimes find love on vrchat but now, I find love of Tumblr and it's My first time I have found love then on vrchat

Vrchat was bad for me and my health so this is better.

Im glad I found someone that likes me<3

#self love #im in love

[here2bbtstrash]

Imagine spending your precious time on this earth being a dick to others on the internet wowsa

LITERALLYYYYYY lmao like we could all fucking die tomorrow and you really want to spend your one wild life being ugly to me on anon? like who even am i to you that you care that much 💀 but go off ig

anyway, park jimin

#anonymous #mbox 📮 #imagine calling me narcissistic when all i post about is jimin 🤣

[c10v3r]

Hey are you cool with people using your artstyle as inspiration for their own? Not copying directly ofc

absolutely!!!! its very flattering that people are inspired by me and everything like wowsas

[msgexymunson]

Ok ok see the people have spoken, not gonna lie I'm so happy that you liked Rumour so much that you want more! So do I that man wowsas

So my requests are CLOSED EXCEPT for asks/suggestions for more older/pierced/tattoo artist Eddie. I've already got ideas but if you have any suggestions happy to take them on (no promises but I know you've got filthy minds and great ideas!)

Thank you ILY all 💋

#ms gexy writes #older!eddie #pierced!eddie #eddie munson smut