#Allision

[jeyneofpoole]

ideal modern au jon and sam are in 10th grade art class their teacher is alliser thorne who hates that they only draw ‘anime’ sooooooo bad. every assignment jon turns in is a badass emo boy with a giant fucking sword and red eyes and spiky hair and they have major fucking beef over it like jon has detention every day. the only thing unchanged is that jon does still run across a table at him with a knife but this time it’s a palette knife and um. that’s all i have right now sorry.

#is this anything #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #jon snow #samwell tarly #alliser thorne #modern asoiaf

[emprcaesar]

jon hearing alliser thorne, othell, and bowen talking shit and conspiring against him while he’s taking a bath so he decides to stand up while he’s literally butt ass naked to say one of the most cunty lines he has. he couldn’t fucking help himself. he knew he had the opportunity to be a petty little bitch and took it. i don’t give a shit if rhaegar is his father that’s ned’s son.

what the fuck did ned say to cersei “your brother, or your lover?” YOOOOO CHILLLLL. one time cersei was proficiently gagged.

STARK MEN STAND ON MF BUISNESS!!!

#the frontliners of the idgaf war #leaders of the sassy man revolution #kill all sasssy men #except them #nvm they’re already dead #asoiaf #asoiaf books #game of thrones #house stark #jon snow #book jon snow #ned stark #eddard stark #alliser thorne #cersei lannister

[pavus]

Allise Sainte — the Arisen.

#dragon's dogma 2 #dd2 #dd2edit #type: gifs #game: dragon's dogma #oc: allise sainte #mine: edits #i can't afford to get the game right now but #holds her up 🙌

[amber-laughs]

i’d be sooo pissed at benjen if i was ned in the afterlife. i had our nephew for 14 years and he was perfectly safe. you had him for two weeks immediately died then jon died like are you serious???

#and FUCK ALLISER THORNE #he’s not really relevant right now but he deserves a lashing #asoiaf crack #but not really crack bc it’s true #valyrianscrolls #jon snow #benjen stark #ned stark #nights watch #game of thrones #castle black

[leulahart]

baby agot jon is actually something that can be so personal

#has alliser thorne considered the fact that he is baby #jon snow #asoiaf #asoiaf art #valyrianscrolls #sketch

[asongofstarkandtargaryen]

The scene when Janos Slynt and Alliser Thorne arrive at the Night's Watch and have a beef with the teen who lead the defense on the Wall will never stop being funny to me. Especially since, Jon gets his chance to let his sassiness to shine! Because he gets two idiotic superiors in the price of one. And ofc boy is roasting them right in front of their face ( and Janos is too idiotic to even notice that)

#Jon Snow #janos slynt #Alliser thorne #the night's watch #valyrianscrolls #a post of ice and Fire

[wpmorse]

"Bathing. But don't let me spoil your plotting." Jon climbed from the water, dried, dressed, and left them to conspire.

Jon Page 1090

While Jon bathes, he notices Alliser Thorne and Bowen Marsh in the bathhouse plotting over the ongoing election.

Besides saying it has vaulted roofs and is made of stone, Mr. Martin is very vague about what Castle Black's bathhouse looks like. I assumed it was also large and dark because nobody noticed each other until they started talking.

I was amused by Thorne's hypocrisy. One moment he says the Night's Watch should be nobody's armsmen. The next he gushed over Tywin's support of Janos Slynt.

#asoiaf #a storm of swords #illustration #pen and ink #castle black #jon snow #alliser thorne #bowen marsh

[asoiafreadthru]

A Game of Thrones, Tyrion III

Thorne’s black eyes fixed on Tyrion with loathing.

“You have a bold tongue for someone who is less than half a man. Perhaps you and I should visit the yard together.”

“Why?” asked Tyrion. “The crabs are here.”

The remark brought more guffaws from the others. As they laughed, he sucked the meat from a crab leg and reached for another.

Ser Alliser stood up, his mouth a tight line.

“Come and make your japes with steel in your hand.”

Tyrion looked pointedly at his right hand. “Why, I have steel in my hand, Ser Alliser, although it appears to be a crab fork. Shall we duel?”

He hopped up on his chair and began poking at Thorne’s chest with the tiny fork.

Roars of laughter filled the tower room. Bits of crab flew from the Lord Commander’s mouth as he began to gasp and choke.

Even his raven joined in, cawing loudly from above the window. “Duel! Duel! Duel!”

Ser Alliser Thorne walked from the room so stiffly it looked as though he had a dagger up his butt.

Mormont was still gasping for breath. Tyrion pounded him on the back.

“To the victor goes the spoils,” he called out. “I claim Thorne’s share of the crabs.”

#a game of thrones #tyrion iii #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #alliser thorne #tyrion lannister #castle black #night’s watch #the wall #house lannister #jeor mormont #officers #mormont’s raven #crabs #duel #fight #laughter #laughing #laugh #eyes #loathing #tongue #japes #jokes #steel #forks #stiff #victor #victory

[eruherdiriel]

I enjoy every version of Jon's antagonistic relationship with Alliser Thorne, but I can't believe GoT deprived me of SEEING Jon run down a table with a knife, kick a bowl of soup out of Thorne's hands, and try to stab him in the eyes.

#jon snow #alliser thorne #a game of thrones #game of thrones #that scene is peak comedy for asoiaf #my post #my text

[winnie-the-monster]

“Lord Snow wants to take my place now.” He sneered. “I’d have an easier time teaching a wolf to juggle than you will training this aurochs.”

“I’ll take that wager, Ser Alliser,” Jon said. “I’d love to see Ghost juggle.”

Jon heard Grenn suck in his breath, shocked. Silence fell.

Then Tyrion Lannister guffawed. Three of the black brothers joined in from a nearby table. The laughter spread up and down the benches, until even the cooks joined in. The birds stirred in the rafters, and finally even Grenn began to chuckle.

Ser Alliser never took his eyes from Jon. As the laughter rolled around him, his face darkened, and his sword hand curled into a fist. “That was a grievous error, Lord Snow,” he said at last in the acid tones of an enemy.

-A Game Of Thrones

#quotes #book quotes #books #george rr martin #asoiaf quotes #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #agot #a game of thrones #lol I love Jon #jon snow #alliser thorne #grenn #tyrion lannister

[adarkandmagicalforest]

hidden being the operative word, incase any of you ask 'what about robert?' 'what about theon?'

#tywin lannister #tyrion lannister #cersei lannister #daemon targaryen #aegon ii targaryen #rhaena the black bride #randyll tarly #walder frey #otto hightower #larys strong #alliser thorne #a song of ice and fire #asoiaf #game of thrones #house of the dragon #hotd #got

[jeyneofpoole]

nothing is funnier than alliser thorne to me like he had sooooo much beef with this 14 y/o emo loser as a grown ass man. jon made one (1) joke about his DOG and thorne was like ohhhhh he has to die. he really said i want that twink obliterated 🙏 no thoughts no prayers just violence. me and this eighth grader are mortal enemies. very well adjusted! good job!

#if you can’t tell i’m embarking upon a reread #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #asoiaf shitpost #jon snow #alliser thorne #agot reread #agot

[visenyaism]

i have officially gone past the point of the book where i had reached before. jon’s first chapter with the night’s watch and the armorer is already telling him if he keeps this up he’ll be assassinated. whew. also ser alliser thorne that is a fifteen year old you’ve decided to beef with

it’s his first day at public school and no one likes him because he’s being a Rich Kid!!!!! and the mean gym coach is even worse!!!!!! god i love agot jon he is so deeply unserious

#he hasn’t gotten radicalized yet #also yes legendary hater alliser thorne IS committed to dunking on One Specific 15 year old forever.

[here-be-tangents]

Alliser Thorne's Return

I know there's not much love for Allister ('cause he's got no chill and a rivalry with a teenager), but something I'm really intrigued by is his potential reaction to Bowen Marsh's mutiny...

And I really hope he (begrudgingly) "takes Jon's side".

I've been looking at The Adaptation and how wasteful it was with its characters (as was its wont). But then I got to thinking how interesting the execution of Bowen Marsh and the conspirators would be if it was Alliser performing it. The returning master-at-arms can, like his friend Glendon Hewett at Eastwatch in the absence of Cotter Pyke, take command of the castle.

He then learns of Marsh's detention/ascension to command, the means by which this came about, and his reasoning for doing what he did. And what does Alliser think of that?

Well, he's a man who continued to support the Mad King through all of Robert's Rebellion, up to and through the Sack of King's Landing, by which point his cause was obviously doomed. But better that than betray his superior. And so he condemns Marsh, potentially (if he reasoning were articulated out-loud for the POV) comparing Marsh to Jaime Lannister, and thus drawing parallels between Jaime's betrayal of Aerys with Bowen's betrayal of Jon.

And so he executes them, before moving on to deal with the Lord Commander's corpse and perhaps organise a new election. What happens after that is dependent too much on other plots to really imagine in a vacuum, but that one scene - the set piece of Alliser and Bowen, united in dissatisfaction but divided in willingness to enact change - would be fun to me.

#asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #alliser thorne #bowen marsh #jon snow #a want for winds

[amber-laughs]

omg you guys i just saw grrm at the store and he told me jon literally threw up when he heard robb was killed and hoped ser alliser would execute him for desertion and treason so he could see his brother again like he promised you guys it’s canon

#valyrianscrolls #grrm #jon snow #robb stark #asoiaf #game of thrones #alliser thorne #george rr martin

[hufflepuffthatwantsanap]

The umbrella academy teaser trailer just released.....

I have awoken

#ben hargreeves #diego hargreeves #five hargreeves #i love the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #the umbrella academy #allision hargreeves #luther hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #tua 4