Buck: All right, there are seven days until the wedding, so we are officially transitioning from the "Month Of" clipboard to the… "Week Of" clipboard.
Eddie: My goodness. They're getting bigger.
Buck: You should see the honeymoon clipboard.
Eddie: Ooh. Is there a section for sex stuff?
Buck: Several. Ordered by physical exertion and time for you to rest so you can still walk around and enjoy daytime activities.
Eddie: I'm so in love with you.
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*At a party*
Buck to Albert and TK: He can't like me, just look at him! There's no way, he's too gorgeous to like someone as ordinary as me.
Eddie across the room, to Karen and Maddie, sobbing totally drunk: His eyelashes are so pretty, I need to kiss him or I'll die.
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Eddie: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than to drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and-
Buck: I got you roses and wrote you a poem.
Eddie, tearing up: You did?
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Hen: The floor is lava!
Maddie: *helps Buck get onto the couch*
Chim: *pushes Albert to the floor*
Hen: As you can see, there are two types of siblings.
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