#Adorkable Idiots all of them

[devine-fem]

TWITTER LURKERS DNI!!

Whew, It’s late as fuck and I’m tired as hell but I’m still gonna write this Jon and Damian shipping post because I’m tired of people not getting it like at all.

Firstly, I’m mentioning all of this as in before the age up because before the age up is where they had a dynamic. Right now, they are just friends who know each other.

Before the age up - Jon was established as ten in Super Sons and Damian was thirteen.

Let’s talk about that first; Jon was just created - Jon did not exist for that long since he was conceived in Thomas Wayne’s Batcave. He has barely any writing under his belt.

Their dynamic is not “Oh, Damian is the mature one who knows everything and Jon is stupid and is to be taught everything-“ No. Damian is NOT as mature as everyone makes him out to be and people only take his maturity away to make him an “Uwu adorkable cat boy-“ which is frankly annoying.

Any of these fan depictions are fine in purely fanon contexts where for fan reasons they want to mold the characters in different ways because that’s the fun of it but I’m talking entirely in a canon sense.

Anyway, Damian is someone who’s established himself as a hero, he’s come into himself and he has associates and a path he’s paving for himself. He’s supposedly to be someone that teaches Jon how to do that, he’s supposed to be someone that grows alongside Damian and with Damian and in turn Jon is supposed to be someone who teaches Damian how to be a kid.

Damian teaches Jon to be a hero - Jon teaches Damian how to be a kid.

Jon is not an idiot, he has the obvious limitations due to his age but besides that, he’s not the immature one, he’s not the sunshine one, he’s not the devoted one, he’s none of these things.

I’m so tired of these characters being watered down like this.

Jon is emotional, he’s headstrong, he’s articulate and has a level head.

If Damian is as mature as people make him out to be THEY WOULDN’T HAVE BUMPED HEADS IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Jon and Damian didn’t meet and were like oh, friends at first glance. NO, THEY HATED EACH OTHER.

More so because Jon wanted to be Damian’s friend and Damian didn’t understand how friends were supposed to work till Jon coupled with the fact that they are both kids and extremely immature.

Adventures of Super Sons

Super Sons

I have never in any fandom seen people put so much emphasis on an age gap before this one. I’ve seen fandoms enjoy age gaps - if you read any sort of romantic material then you’d know that an age gap will supply a certain dynamic between two characters, it can be an extra set of maturity but that isn’t really the case here.

Their age gap is just barely big enough.

Their AGE GAP IS ENTIRELY NESSACERY to their relationship with each other. It doesn’t supply much besides an opening opportunity later in the comics to make Jon feel like he needs to chase after Damian when it comes to being a hero which we will never get to see.

Jon doesn’t have friends outside of Damian besides Kathy, no because he just was established as a character.

I would also like to add that Jon doesn’t have an established birthday, I still don’t recall that he does to this day. It could be a lot smaller than we think it is and it probably is. Although, I’ve seen people call two-year age gaps weird as well which I really don’t understand because I personally have never heard that in my entire life.

Rather or not an age gap is inappropriate really differs from person to person - if you ask one person what is wrong will differ entirely from what another person thinks. It will also span from culture to culture and region to region. It’s never really been a tangible thing - I mean, ask your parents it's likely they are much more than three or four years older than the other.

Anyway, whether or not someone is being taken advantage of in a romantic relationship doesn’t hinge entirely on the age gap between them anyway but that’s another conversation.

My next point is, that no one, I mean no one should critically consider these two characters engaging in a romantic relationship while they are young - with the way that they are I sincerely doubt that they would be able to hold a romantic relationship to the other.

They would have to find each other again when they are older, and that is what literally every shipper I’ve interacted with ever has told me.

Jon and Damian may get drawn in shippy art while they are young now but it’s entirely innocent (depending on what you think is innocent again) I do indeed indulge in reblogging this art because I think it’s cute personally and harmless but it’s just art. It’s also where their relationship peaked and where Jon was actually interesting so obviously people would rather draw that instead.

Shipping these two does not inherently mean that you don’t read comics and aging up characters is not inherently problematic - which I’ve heard as well…

If I didn’t read comics then how would I know that these characters have always been aged up repeatedly through depictions?

Dceased - which they share no age gap. Here they are the same age.

Wonder Woman - where they are in their 20s and up.

And Super Sons in the first place where they are literally in their 80s.

Or the movie where they’re the same age.

Mind you, Jon is sometimes written to be eleven when Damian is either thirteen or fourteen but double mind you, Damian and Jon have not known each other for a full 365 days before the age up. They are best friends but by default because neither of them has a lot of other friends.

We are not getting into how wonky ages are for Robins since Tim Drake and how writers sometimes refuse to allow characters to age…

Ugh, none of this even matters anyway because most people don’t and shouldn’t ship under the ideation that two characters should be canon anyway, I don’t personally because DC can’t even handle Damian and Jon being friends - their is no WAY they could handle a romantic relationship.

I get that we may have bad experiences with people who ship this ship like people who demonize Flatline and are idiots in general… like twitter damijon stans as well as antis are literally the most heinous people I’ve seen interact.

For example, RedeemedRobin is a psycho that doesn’t care about anyone or anything that isn’t Damijon…

But Damijon isn’t like comprised of adults who want to prey on young characters, no, I actually struggle to have a genuine conversation with someone who likes Damijon because they are mostly kids who don’t UNDERSTAND HOW THE SHIP WORKS and are super cringe which is literally the reason I’m making this post anyway. It’s so, so annoying not being able to have a genuine conversation about these characters with other shippers. I don’t know why people like to throw around ideas of how shipping spaces are WHEN THEY ARE NOT IN THOSE SPACES THEMSELVES?

Besides, comics are old and if you are an adult who enjoys damijon then it���s probably because you grew up with the characters if that’s not obvious enough I mean these comics are like almost seven years old?

Anyway, in conclusion, stop watering down these characters, stop demonizing the ship and shippers, and just stop being an idiot on the internet in general like it really shouldn’t be that hard to use your brain.

If you opened your brain half as much as you opened your mouth than we could both be much happier…

If you feel the same way as I do then please be mutuals with me, I need to free myself from this curse…

#super sons #supersons #damian wayne #jon kent #jonathan kent #rant

[yumeka-sxf]

Wow, I was not expecting this chapter to be a continuation from the previous one!

To start off, Becky is still a little home wrecker that Martha has to keep in check 😅

Meanwhile, Twilight and Yor continue to be adorkable idiots about their relationship, obsessing so much about being "normal" - something that neither of them has experience with - that they endlessly misunderstand the other's intention. Then they panic when they misunderstand the other's misunderstanding, and so keep misunderstanding more. When will at least one of them get a clue and sever this endless loop? 😂 (but it is nice to see that Twilight will still immediately freak out whenever he thinks Yor is upset with him).

I'll discuss all their exchanges in depth when I get to this chapter in my analysis post series, but anyway...Yuri is back! It's been a while since we've seen him so I had a feeling he'd be back soon. His contradicting thoughts continue to amuse me.

Also nice to see that Yor can be tough with him when she needs to be.

Yuri watches cartoons with Anya? And he doesn't seem all that begrudging about this either. Maybe he's ever so slightly accepting the fact that he's her uncle.

And is this Twilight telling Yuri to shut up?! I don't think he's ever talked like that to anyone, especially not when he's trying to act as Loid Forger. His patience with Yuri must really be wearing thin, and/or he's that desperate about mending his relationship with Yor asap.

Now I don't like speculating about things too much, but I have a feeling this arc may involve more than just the SSS and WISE trying to outwit each other. There would be no reason for most of this chapter to continue the Twiyor situation from the previous chapter if that wasn't still important in whatever is going to happen later. While Yor did go home at the end of this chapter, that doesn't mean her role in this arc is finished. We might not see her again until the end when/if Twilight stays true to his word that he'll talk about her gripes with her later. But maybe what he ends up saying to her will be affected by whatever happens to him on this mission (i.e, he gets close to losing what he has with Operation Strix and realizes he doesn't want that). Or maybe Yor will continue to be involved in some way...we didn't actually see her return home yet, and even if she did, you never know what could happen. Or maybe that was the end of it and their whole marriage gripe thing won't be brought up again. But I don't think so. We'll see! I don't think we're at the point for Twiyor identity reveals yet, but maybe a reveal on Yuri's end? Regardless, I'm excited for what appears to be a new major story arc!

#spy family #spy x family #sxf #spyxfamily #loid forger #yor forger #yuri briar #twiyor #sxf manga #sxf manga spoilers #sxf spoilers

[drag-oon23]

Friends and Family Christmas Review

It's a sappy Hallmark romcom holiday movie, but with lesbians. And I like it a lot! Recommend if you like cheese and sap!

Let's get the cons out of the way quick: It's Hallmark movie. Do not expect groundbreaking revolutionary writing. Expect sap, cheese, and all the trappings of a Hallmark movie. There were some moments I couldn't resist rolling my eyes but for the most part I had fun with the sap and cheese.

It's also extremely trope-rific and plays all of them straight (lol).

Pros:

I really really REALLY like that the couple are openly out and proud adult lesbians with enthusiastically supportive parents and friend system and that that none of the conflict has to do with realizing they're gay, coming out of the closet, or homophobia. They're just adorkable idiots who's meddlesome parents matchmade them because they want their kids to be happy.

The actresses have nice chemistry together and the parents/friends were good too.

There's also a giant Costco bear who is cute because Costco bear. I'm not immune to giant teddy bear, okay? +100000 points for including a giant teddy bear and making it an important plot point!

The tropes chosen were also mostly done quite nicely to the point I joked with a friend that the writers probably read/write fanfic themselves lol.

Overall, a nice little fun romcom movie that is exactly what it says on the tin and that's perfectly fine and welcomed.

#friends and family christmas #ramblings #Tldr: I like it a lot

[angelasscribbles]

Home For Christmas

Series: American Girl

Fandom: The Royal Romance

Pairing: Riley x Liam (past)

Rating: PG

Warnings for this chapter: Language, alcohol consumption by people under 21

Word Count: 4,080

A/N: This is a complete AU, my first one that takes them out of Cordonia and makes them normal, average people.

I have no idea what this is. I went to a Christmas party and people watched a group of college-aged kids interact and I shit you not, one was named Riley. Creativity was sparked and here we are.

Fair warning, this is only a Christmas story in so far as it's set over the Christmas break. This story isn't exactly happy, merry, bright or festive. It's a lil' angsty not gonna lie.

I know I am not the first person to write Riley and Liam as high school sweethearts. Notably, @bebepac has a very adorkable version of high schooler Liam Rys. This is simply my twist on that trope and hopefully doesn't step on anyone's toes.

@choicesholidays themes "So glad we found each other" and: "If we hurry, we can still save Christmas", very loosely.

My other stuff: Master List.

Liam checked his appearance one last time in the mirror of his childhood bedroom before bounding down the burgundy carpeted stairs two at a time and skidding to a stop at the bottom.

“Whoa, there!” His father laughed, “Where’s the fire?”

“Sorry! I’m just ready for the party!”

“Ok, son!” his father laughed as he made his way around him, “I’ll be in the kitchen helping your mother.”

The Rys house, nestled in an affluent suburb of Dallas, was draped in Christmas splendor. From the seven-foot tree in the foyer to the holly-adorned fireplace in the formal living room, the house was ready for the annual Rys Christmas party.

Held the week before Christmas, it was a four hour long come and go affair showcasing his mother Eleanor’s considerable baking skills.

“Every surface is covered in food.” She always told her guests, as they circulated through the kitchen, living, and dining rooms all spread lavishly with homemade goodies.

It was true. Every table and counter in the three rooms were covered in food, from freshly chopped fruits and veggies with dip, to baked goods like walnut fudge brownies, coconut rum balls, meringue Christmas trees, four types of fudge, peppermint bark, various assorted cookies, and her homemade Chex mix, a recipe passed on from her mother and affectionally called Texas trash.

There was a chocolate fountain that was always the hit of the party with the ten and under set.

But it wasn’t the food, or the decorations, that had Liam excited for the party.

It was the hope that his high school girlfriend might put in an appearance.

Liam joined his older brother and younger sister in the dining room that graced the front of the house. Guests had just started trickling in.

“Is Riley coming?” Leo asked.

“I…don’t know,” Liam answered honestly.

“Why the hell would she?” His sister Lena looked back and forth between them like they were stupid.

“Uh…because we’ve known her since she was in kindergarten and she always comes….” Leo answered.

“That was before our idiot brother broke her heart.”

“Hey!” Liam protested, “That’s not what happened!”

Lena leveled a skeptical stare at him as she asked, “Did you or did you not break up with her after graduation?”

“It was mutual!” he protested, “Because we were going to college on opposite sides of the country!” He was so tired of explaining his reasoning to everyone.

Their friends all seemed to think he was either an idiot or an asshole for breaking up with her at the beginning of the summer instead of the end.

But he had thought it was better to rip the Band-Aid off.

Long-distance relationships were difficult to maintain and he wanted them both to have options.

Especially Riley. He knew how much getting a scholarship to college meant to her. She was the first one in her family to go to college and she felt all the pressure that entailed.  

He had done it for her. 

“Have you talked to her since you both left for school?” Lena asked.

“No,” he admitted.

He had typed out, and deleted about a thousand text messages.

He had tried calling a couple of times.

She hadn’t answered.

The one time she had called back, he had been taking a test and missed the call.

She hadn’t left a message.

“Hey, she’s here!” Leo called over his shoulder from his spot near the window, next to the chocolate fountain.

“Really?” Liam felt his heart simultaneously rise and fall. He wiped his suddenly sweaty palms on his pants.

“Yeah, really, she just got out of Drake’s truck.”

“What?” Confusion pulled through Liam, “What are they doing together?”

“I don’t know,” Leo shrugged as he grabbed a brownie and covered it in chocolate.

Lena tilted her head to the side, “Have you talked to him since you left for college?”

“A couple of times…” the truth was that Liam had been busy with schoolwork and his own self-imposed heartbreak, so he hadn’t done the best job at keeping up with his childhood best friend.

“Have you asked him about his dating life?” Lena pressed.

Liam’s eyes widened at the implication, “You don’t think they’re together, do you?”

Leo shoved the entire brownie in his mouth as he looked out the window again, “They look pretty together to me.” He mumbled through a mouthful of brownie and chocolate sauce.

Liam leaned forward so he could see out the window.

Her body language screamed that she was nervous as she made her way up the sidewalk, side by side with Drake.

“That doesn’t mean anything,” Liam said out loud, “They live next door to each other, he just gave her a ride!”

“Whatever you say, buddy!” Leo slapped him on the back hard enough to jolt him forward, “I saw Mr. and Mrs. Nevrakis come in a minute ago, I’m going to find Liv!”

“But-“

“I think you’re on your own with this, Li.” Lena told him, “you broke it, you fix it.”

“Yeah,” he mumbled as he followed his sister to the front door, “if it’s fixable.”

Lena threw herself on Riley the moment the door opened, “Riley!”

“Hey, Lena!” Riley’s face broke into a genuine smile as she returned the younger girl’s hug, “It’s good to see you!”

“I’ve missed you!” Lena said as she stepped back and pulled Riley through the door.

“What? No hug or I missed you for me?” Drake laughed.

Lena rolled her eyes, “I see you all the time!”

It was true. Drake had stayed in town after graduation and enrolled in the local community college. He was working on a certification in automotive technology. He was paying for it with his job at the local bowling alley, the same one he’d had since he was sixteen.

He was good with anything mechanical, including the pin setters. It made him invaluable to the owner.

In addition to bowling, the place had a video game arcade and laser tag, making it a popular afterschool and weekend hangout.

“Riley!” Eleanor Rys swept into the room, Constantine on her heels.

Greetings and hugs were exchanged between Riley and Liam’s parents as Liam slapped Drake’s opened palm, “Good to see you, bro.”

“You too! Can’t wait to hear all your college stories! Bet they’re wilder than mine!”

“Doubt it,” Liam scoffed, “I spend my weekends in the library studying!”

“Lame. But predictable. How are we friends?”

“You just got lucky I guess.”

Drake snorted, “Yeah, I’m the lucky one, okay!”

Liam’s parents went back to the other adults and Lena joined a group of teenagers on the other side of the room.

Riley hung back with Liam as Drake headed to the hot chocolate, “You want anything, Brooks?” He asked over his shoulder.

“I’m good!” she told him as she watched him walk away before turning to Liam with open arms, “Hey.”

“Hey yourself,” he replied as he pulled her into an embrace.

His body relaxed as he held her tight against him, the familiar scent of her washing over him and flooding his senses with memories.

“You look good,” she told him as she pulled away with a hesitant smile.

“You look great,” relief swept through him that she was there, standing in his living room, smiling at him.

“Liam! Riley!” a voice called out.

“Hey, Rashad,” Liam high-fived his friend and attempted to squash his irritation at the interruption.

Riley was cornered by several more of their former classmates, effectively ending their conversation, at least for the time being.

She gave him an apologetic glance as their friends came between them.

After about half an hour, Riley sidled over to Liam and said, “We should go hang out in the rec room and play pool like we used to.”

“Yes!” Liam agreed, then in a lower voice, “I’ll go sneak some of my dad’s beer!”

“Just like old times!” The smile she gave him filled his heart with hope.

Word passed quickly among their core group of friends and they all filtered upstairs to the rec room.

Several minutes later, Liam glanced up and down the hallway before darting into the room with his ill-gotten gains.

His good mood dampened a little when he spotted Riley in the corner with Drake. She was laughing at something he said, and he was standing far too close to her for Liam’s liking.

Not that he had any right to say anything about who she stood close to. But when they broke up, he had thought that one of two things would happen.

Either one or both of them would move on, eventually, or they would find their way back to each other, after college.

But in the event that one of them moved on, he had thought it would be later down the road, and with someone new, someone that they met at college, in another state.

Not less than six months later with his best friend, her lifelong next-door neighbor.

Riley spotted him over Drake’s shoulder and waved, “Did you get it?”

“Yeah,” he forced a smile as he produced the six-pack from under his shirt.

He didn’t miss the disappointment in Drake’s eyes when she stepped away from him and headed in his direction.

Liam sat the beer down on a table and handed them out.

“Thanks,” Rashad took the proffered beer with one hand and gestured toward the pool table with the other, “Are we going to play pool now or what?”

“Sure,” Liam replied, “If Riley wants to.”

“I’ll play!” Drake answered.

Liam ignored him and turned to Riley, “You and me against Drake and Rashad?” He asked as he handed her a pool cue, “Just like old times.”

“Just like old times.” She grinned at him.

“Or we could switch it up,” Drake interjected, “Riley and me against you and Rashad.”

“No,” Liam gave him a sharp look, “this is good!”

Rashad looked back and forth between them then at Riley, “What’s happening?”

“Nothing,” Drake shrugged as he turned to grab a pool stick, “just trying to shake things up a little.”

Rashad turned his attention back to Liam who also shrugged, “Things are fine the way they’ve always been.”

“Okay…”Rashad’s gaze slid to Riley who just shook her head.

“Let’s play!” Riley said.

“I’ll break,” Rashad decided to ignore whatever weirdness was going on with his friends.

An hour passed while other friends drifted in and out of the rec room. They played pool until Rashad had to leave.

“I’m going to get some of your mom’s famous punch!” Riley told Liam.

“How?” He demanded, “It’s alcoholic!”

“I’m going to have Leo get it for me,” she smirked.

“Oh yeah, that’ll work,” Liam chuckled.

He swore his siblings both liked Riley more than they liked him.

“Make sure the cup is full so we can share,” Drake called after her as she slipped out the door.

Liam found himself alone with Drake for the first time since last summer, “So…you and Riley…what’s that about?”

“What?” Drake looked at him in surprise, “What do you mean?”

“Come on, man. I’ve known you since we were five. Something is going on with you two.”

Drake shrugged, “I mean, we’ve hung out a few times.”

“A few times? Like when?”

“I don’t know,” Drake hedged, “last summer a little and then over Thanksgiving break.”

“She came home for Thanksgiving?”

“Yeah, said she was homesick.”

“Is she…having a hard time at school?” Liam asked with concern.

“Maybe you should ask her that,” Drake responded, “I don’t speak for her.”

“Right, of course, you’re right. Sorry. It’s just still…weird…”

“Why is it weird? I thought you two broke up amicably, by mutual agreement.” Drake leaned on his pool stick as he watched Liam’s face carefully as if the answer was important.

“We did but…I don’t know, we agreed to stay friends, but I swear she avoided me all summer after that!”

“Huh.”

“What’s huh mean?”

“Nothing, man!” Drake threw a hand up in the air, “just trying to figure things out.”

“What things?”

“Who brought it up first?”

“Brought what up?”

“The idea of breaking up. Who floated it out there?”

“I did.”

Drake nodded, “So you could go off to college free and unattached, I get it.”

“No, that’s…I mean, yes but… fuck, shit, I don’t know what I mean!” Liam threw his pool stick on the table and slumped into a nearby chair.

“So, what? You regret it now?”

“Yes!...No!...Maybe, okay?” Liam dropped his head into his hands.

“Okay…” Drake tossed his stick down as well and took the seat across from Liam, “But you did break up with her so if she started seeing someone else, someone you know…would you be mad about it?”

Liam’s head snapped up, “Someone like you?”

“I didn’t say that…”

“But it’s what you meant, isn’t it?”

“I don’t know, maybe. I’m just saying-“

“You can just tell me, Drake! We’ve told each other everything since grade school!” Liam snapped.

Drake looked up at the ceiling instead of directly at Liam as he responded, “I’m interested, okay?”

“Since when?”

“Since always! I dated her before you did if you remember.”

Liam’s mouth fell open, “Are you talking about those two weeks in seventh grade?”

“Yeah.”

“You were twelve!”

“So?”

“So, that’s not really dating!”

“I took her to the sock hop.”

“Your mom drove you both to the sock hop and Riley spent the whole night dancing with Maxwell Beaumont! Then she dumped you for him!”

Drake shrugged, “Like you said, we were twelve. I forgave her for that, and Max turned out to be gay so…”

“Drake, we’ve been best friends since first fucking grade and you have never expressed a romantic interest in her before!”

“I don’t tell you everything, Li.”

Liam stared at his best friend in disbelief, “I tell you everything!”

“You didn’t tell me why you broke up with Brooks.”

“Fuck. I guess I didn’t.”

Drake pulled in a deep breath, unwilling and unable to admit that he’d been in love with her since they were four, “Look, I’m sorry, Li. It’s not like I was keeping things from you. I mean, it was just a crush when we were kids, then in high school, she dated Rashad most of freshman year, and sophomore year I was with Kiara…then she was dating you. It just never seemed like there was anything to tell.”

“I guess.”

“You’re my best friend, Li, and I don’t want to lose that…but…”

Liam’s heart sank, “But?”

“But you did break up with her, she is single, and something did happen between us last summer! I’m sorry, I thought you two were over….”

“We were…I mean we are…I mean…shit… I don’t know what I mean!” He sighed in frustration. All the reasons they broke up in the first place were still valid.

But the thought of her with someone else, anyone else, but especially Drake, stung.

The door creaked open, and Riley came back in, “Got it!” She crowed triumphantly.

Liam shook his head, “I told you he likes you best, he would have never done that for me!”

“Well, I did promise to give him all the dirt on that guy Anton that Liv’s been seeing.”

“Can you deliver on that?” Drake asked.

“I’ll do my best!” she answered with a grin.

Liv and Riley were attending the same school. Riley was a freshman while Liv was a senior, but they still saw each other and ran in some of the same circles.

“You always do,” Liam replied as he stood, “can we talk for a minute?”

“Sure…”

“Privately, I mean,” He said with a pointed look at Drake, “in my room.”

Drake suppressed a sigh as he stood up, “I’m going to find some of those sugar cookies. I’ll be downstairs when you’re done.”

Liam retrieved the last beer from the shelf where he had hidden it behind the trivial pursuit game.

Riley trailed behind him to his room, her heart pounding in her chest. Her mouth went dry as she stepped through the door into his bedroom.

A room she hadn’t stepped foot in since the day he’d broken up with her six months prior.

She blinked rapidly several times to combat the tears that welled up in her eyes at the memory.

The familiar scent of his room rushed over her as she took a seat on the edge of his bed and sat her red solo cup on the nightstand.

She glanced surreptitiously around. Everything looked exactly the same. But nothing was the same anymore.

She clenched her fists tightly in her lap as she struggled to contain her jangled nerves.

Liam sat down next to her on the bed and turned his body to face her as he fidgeted with the unopened bottle in his hand, “Ah…Drake said you came home for Thanksgiving because you were homesick. Is everything okay at school?”

She considered her words carefully before finally replying, “It’s fine. It’s just a big change, you know?”

Liam nodded. His eyes locked on the label he was pulling at on the beer bottle, “Yeah. I do.”

They sat in awkward silence for a moment then Riley asked, “Why did we break up?”

Liam nearly dropped the bottle, as his head jerked up, his eyes wide with astonishment, “What? I thought we agreed it was for the best!”

“I mean…it was your idea,” Riley replied slowly, “What was I going to say once you brought it up? No?”

Liam’s world spun, “I thought….I thought it was what you wanted! Are you telling me I was wrong?”

“Yeah. But once you brought it up, I thought it was what you wanted so….”

“But…you kept talking about how hard long-distance relationships were…did I misread that?”

“I kept bringing that up because I was stressed out and worried about what was going to happen to us, Liam! I wanted reassurance, not to break up!”

“Wow. Okay, so I totally misread that! I am…a fucking idiot, just like my sister said…”

He drew in a deep breath, working up the courage to tell her it was a mistake and he wanted her back.

Long distance was hard, but not impossible. They could do it.

He wanted to do it.

“I don’t know, Liam. Maybe you were right.”

“What?” Disappointment surged through him, “What do you mean?”

“I mean…college is a lot; you were right about that. And we’re not just in different states, we’re on opposite coasts!”

“Yeah, but we have technology! We can text, talk, facetime, all of it! Maybe I could fly out to you one weekend a month or something.”

“Until you need to study for a test on Monday, or want to go out with your new friends. Isn’t that what we’re supposed to be doing? Exploring, growing, learning about ourselves?”

Liam felt like he’d been slapped. They were the exact words he’d used to break up with her.

“Yes, but-“

“I don’t want you to start to resent me, Liam. Flying across the country once a month? Missing out on parties and study groups and all those new experiences you told me we were both going to have? And what if you meet someone new at Princeton? I don’t want to be broken up with for someone else. It’s better this way. Our friendship stays intact.” She nodded as she spoke, as if reassuring herself of the facts.

“Sounds like you’ve given this a lot of thought.”

“I have,” She assured him, “I was pretty fucked up when you dumped me but-“

“I didn’t dump you, Riley!” He protested, “I thought it was mutual! I thought-“

She reached for his hand, smiling through the tears that suddenly pooled in the corners of her eyes and trickled down her cheeks, “I know that now. And that actually makes me feel so much better about everything!”

“Is that why you avoided me all summer?”

“Yeah, I was pretty hurt but I didn’t want to give you the satisfaction of knowing it.”

“Satisfaction?” He shook his head vigorously, “Riley, I’m man enough to admit that I cried myself to sleep every night for the first two weeks!”

“Really?” She sniffled as she wiped an arm across her face.

“Really…” He scooted closer and pulled her into an embrace, “I’m so fucking sorry. I never meant to hurt you!”

“It’s okay,” she assured him as she buried her face in his chest.

It felt so comforting to be wrapped in his arms.

But college was all about pushing out of her comfort zone. Liam had been right about that.

She pulled away and wiped at her eyes, “Oh my God, it feels so good to be able to talk to you again!”

“Same!” He laughed, “I’ve missed you so fucking much!”

“Me too! I’m used to sharing everything with you!”

“Just to make sure I’m clear this time… you don’t want to get back together?”

The tears flooded her eyes again, “Part of me really does, Liam, but part of me knows you were right about all the reasons we broke up in the first place.”

“To focus on our schoolwork and make new friends?”

“It’s not just that…I have some…things I need to figure out.”

“Things like Drake Walker?” He worked hard to keep his voice even as he watched her face for her reaction.

She cut her eyes sideways at him, “Maybe, but it’s not just that either. It’s…everything.”

“You know I’m here if you ever want to talk. About anything.”

She smiled softly, “I miss our talks.”

“Me too,” he admitted, “I want us to be friends, Riley. Like we were before we dated. I mean, if we’re not going to be together, can we at least go back to being friends? I regret the distance that’s between us now. I don’t want to go back to Princeton and spend another semester not talking to you!”

“That would actually make me really happy,” She gave him a brilliant smile.

Liam hadn’t wanted to break up with her…it changed everything… and nothing.

She couldn’t turn off her feelings for Liam, but she also couldn’t take back what had happened with Drake or the feelings that had unlocked within her.

She needed time, and space, to process everything.

Liam’s phone dinged. He pulled it out and scanned the text, then looked up at Riley, “Drake wants to know if we want to meet out on the roof.”

Riley’s face lit up, “Hell fucking yeah! Talk about just like old times!”

Five minutes later the three of them climbed out of a second-story window and dropped onto the roof of the first-floor kitchen.

They climbed up the peaked roof of the living room and clambered up onto the roof of the second story.

The sound of barely suppressed giggles and quiet shushing noises drifted across the sharp stillness of the night as the lifelong friends made their way to the spot where three gables came together, giving them a place to sit as well as hiding them from the view of anyone on the ground.

Riley shivered inside her jacket as she lowered herself into sitting on the cold shingles, Liam on one side of her, Drake on the other.

Both boys scooted closer to her, and she relaxed into the shared body heat.

They all three tipped their heads back to watch the stars twinkle in the night sky hoping to catch a glimpse of some meteors from the annual Ursid shower as they streaked towards the earth, just like they’d done every year since they were twelve.

She was acutely aware of each of them as they pressed close against her on either side.

They were both intrinsic parts of the fabric of her life and always had been.

She hadn’t lost Liam; their relationship had just changed.

Her relationship with Drake had changed too, but she wasn’t sure exactly how. All the reasons she couldn’t be with Liam also applied to Drake.

There was an entire world out there waiting for them to explore and conquer.

They couldn’t set sail together, but maybe they could be a homeport for each other.  

“Hey,” she said softly, “Let’s agree that no matter what else is going on in our lives, we’re going to be right here doing this exact thing next Christmas.”

“Agreed,” Drake answered quickly.

Liam smiled in the darkness as his hand found hers and squeezed gently, “It’s a date.”

#choicesholidays #holiday season #college au #trr au #angst #the royal romance #texas version #angelasscribbles #the royal romance fanfic #trr fanfic #choices the royal romance #trr #choices fic writers creations #cfwc fics of the week

[asettledsky]

Top 9 Romantic Ships

I got tagged by @gay-and-tiredaf

So here's my Top 9 Romantic ships that are sorta kinda in order (well, the top three definitely, the others have wiggle room)

9. Jack Daniels

They'd be a lot higher on this list except I don't go looking for the content as much as I used to. They're hilarious though and they play off of each other so well. One of my Top 10 fics I would recommend to most people is called "Doctor Jackson's Diary" and it's hilariously slapstick and has quite a lot of sex in it.

8. JohnLock

If you could see my AO3 history it would have a frankly embarrassing amount of these two in various convoluted (and not so convoluted) scenarios that end up with them getting it on.

I regret nothing. Or maybe I do a little, which is why they aren't higher on the list.

7. JDox

I just really like the whole "The grumpy one loves the sunshine one" trope. Also John C. McGinley is a hottie.

6. Shassie

See above Re: Sunshine/Grumpy. Also these two just take the sassy up to eleven somehow. They're both so snarky. Everything about the show Psych is just great. There are so many good fanfics for this pairing, but I particularly like "The Dah-Ling Store It Yourself" series.

5. Chelley

I have a few reasons for this one. But by far is the fanfic "Blue Sky" by Waffleguppies, I cannot possibly tell you how amazing that fanfic is.

4. The Love Square

I'm not posting 4 gifs for you guys to get the point. I love all iterations of these two dorks. (Though not equally, Ladrian is definitely my favorite dynamic). I could write a few thousand word essay on why they're the most annoying couple of dorks in all of fandom though. Miraculous Ladybug is an infuriating show to watch sometimes. I stand by my theory that it was specifically designed to spawn fanfiction with it's design, which is all build up and no resolution.

3. Hellstrop

(Not me choosing the saddest part of their relationship as the most romantic gif available, whaaa?)

The only reason this one isn't #2 is because I haven't been into The Good Place for very long. I feel like, given enough time, it'll outpace Beetlebabes just because Silverfox Ted Danson is more attractive than Alex Brightman. (Yes I did say that, no I won't take it back). Also because of Michael's completely Adorkable personality.

2. Beetlebabes

3 ships for the price of 1. My preference being musical, movie, then cartoon as a distant 3rd. They are all very different dynamics. I love their relationship in the musical. Totally toxic, but somehow they're still the best thing that has ever happened to each other.

And our GRAND FINALE.....

1. Quodo

When I say the relationship between these two idiots is always in the back of my mind I am probably not exaggerating.

Never have any two grumpy middle-aged men had such belligerent romantic tension.

These two have the relationship and communication skills of people who had been married for three decades and then had a messy divorce but still have to work together so they choose to needle each other every day because they refuse to admit they actually still like one another.

#quodo #beetlebabes #hellstrop #the love square #chelley #shassie #JDox #Johnlock #jack/daniel #all of my favorite ships

[tishinada]

8 for pride oc asks :)

8. Have they had struggles with their identity, be it due to internal or external reasons?

Ah thank you!

Answering for Zas...

Not really, as far as gender or sexuality. She knew she was sapphic very early, though it took a while to realize she was never attracted to men. And men don't generally make a nuisance of themselves except for a few exceptions who seem a bit vague on women being people to get to know (like Magnai, bless his dense head.) Zas leans towards butch but has never really questioned whether she was a woman other than once asking herself if she might be non-binary. She was a bit slow to experience romantic attraction, but when she did, there were no doubts (about her feelings, even if she's an adorkable idiot who is convinced no one could feel that way about her.)

Now, she's had huge struggles with other things about her identity, like having been poor and homeless for much of her life and being a Duskwight and being called the WoL/D. The first two more external, and the latter internal.

On a more general note, one of the things I really love about the game is that these things, in all their complexity, just exist without comment or judgment. All of the Scions seem to be bi/pan based on the equal opportunity flirting, lol. So I just enjoy HCing that those just aren't things that are usually an issue (even in ultra-conservative Ishgard, I hc that the accepted alternative to a marriage and children for noble women is to become knights, making the Ishgardian forces very heavy on sapphic women lol. Several we meet in the Sea of Clouds seem explicitly uninterested in marriage.)

Zas is unusual for my OCs because most of them are bi/pan. But she zeroed in on women NPCs about an hour into playing the game for the first time and refused to even consider the men, lol. I honestly think that was just me reacting to how many well-fleshed out women there are in this game compared to others I've played.

Thank you again!

#ffxiv #pride asks #oc: zas (ffxiv) #duskwight elezen

[mar-the-magician]

H Is For Hawk

Despite how busy I’ve been recently, I still wanted to do something for Hakukai week, so I picked my favorite prompt (birds) and wrote a fic for it! Apologies that it’s not more 😅 I love these two adorkable idiots so much and will definitely be writing more with them! 

“We should race sometime.” Kaito watched as Watson glided smoothly back over the field onto Saguru’s leather-gloved hand. Saguru fed her a small treat and gave Kaito an amused glance out of the corner of his eye. 

“She’s pretty fast, you know? I bet she could keep up with me!” Kaito laughed cheekily, bending forward and reaching out to stroke Watson’s feathers carefully. Saguru smiled at him, shaking his head.

“Considering that she was literally designed for flying, and everything about her is conducive to speed…” 

“Exactly! She might just be able to barely match my pace on a good day!” He laughed. Saguru sighed, trying to hide his smile.

“Have you ever captured birds mid-flight?” Kaito stopped laughing after a moment, looking pensive.

“I’ve actually caught some of the less well-trained doves when they got out and flew away— obviously they’d never do that now, but they took some time to get acclimated to my house when I first got them…” 

“You caught them from your glider?” Saguru raised his eyebrows. Kaito shrugged.

“There was no other way to catch them covertly, and not everyone puts two and two together to make four the same way you do, so no-one else knew I had them at the time.” He parroted one of their classmate’s voices perfectly, even taking on his posture as he said

“Just because Kuroba-kun used doves for a couple tricks doesn’t mean he owns some— maybe he just rented them!” Saguru stroked Watson and looked off into the distance, thoughtful.

“But— that’s not how training birds… works… you have to build up trust and make sure they know they’re safe with you, give them positive reinforcement and show that you respect their boundaries… and all that before you even consider teaching them tricks…”

“You know that because you have trained a bird in the past.” Kaito mused absentmindedly. Suddenly he did a double take, whipping his head around to look at Saguru.

“Did you—“

Saguru met his gaze, confused. 

“Did I what?” 

“How you just described training a bird sounded a lot like how you’ve talked about the early stages of our relationship.” Kaito’s stare remained fixed on the speechless Saguru. 

“Was Watson— practice for you??” He whipped around to face the hawk who was still perched comfortably on Saguru’s glove.

“Are you the reason why we’re in a relationship??” Saguru got his words back at that, laughing a little at first before growing more serious to say

“We might have taken longer to get to this point if I’d never had experience with someone who took time and effort to build the foundation for a healthy relationship, but I always would have wanted to be with you. I always would have done anything within my power to get past that front you put up, and consequently fallen in love with you.” Kaito blushed and scoffed at this, putting a hand in front of his mouth.

“I— that’s— thank you… Hakubaka.” There was no bite in the insult, in fact it almost felt like a term of endearment. Saguru smiled at him fondly.

“Come on— let’s go inside, it’s chilly out here, and I think Watson’s had enough exercise for the day— plus, I think Baaya should have hot cocoa ready for us by now!” Kaito coughed, trying to shake his blush, and handed Saguru Watson’s hood. 

“Th-that sounds good. Thank you, Sa-chan.” He murmured. Saguru gently placed the hood over Watson’s head, lacing it up, and reached to link arms with his boyfriend.

“It’s not a problem. I wanted to do it.” He gently shoved Kaito with his hip as they began walking.

“Just make sure to return the favor— I need to spend some time with your doves!” Kaito’s face lit up, and his step grew bouncier.

“Of course!”

“Now, hot chocolate.”

Thank you for reading! This was quite fun to write 😁 the title is the same as that of a nonfiction book I read once, about a woman’s story with becoming closer with a hawk (that’s a very oversimplified version of it, it gets pretty dark in some places) and some parts of it reminded me of Kaito and Saguru’s relationship, and thus, this fic was born! And for everyone wondering about my WIPs— they’re coming, I promise!!! I’m going to try to get another LR chapter up by the Friday after tomorrow!!! Goodness it’s been a while on that—

Anyhow, enough of my rambles! Thank you for reading and I wish you all a very happy Hakukai Week 2022!!

#hakukai #sagukai #hakuba x kaito #saguru hakuba #hakuba saguru #kaito kuroba #magic kaito 1412 #magic kaito #kuroba kaito #saguru x kaito #kaito x saguru #kaito x hakuba #kaito’s doves #watson (hawk) #hakuba saguru’s pet hawk #fanfiction #fanfic #fandom post #hakukaiweek22

[rainbowsky]

I posted 2,523 times in 2022

1,768 posts created (70%)

755 posts reblogged (30%)

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I tagged 2,509 of my posts in 2022

Only 1% of my posts had no tags

#ask - 684 posts

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Longest Tag: 131 characters

#thinking how sad it is that people rehearsing how to speak to each other in order to not look like an idiot is a trope in tv dramas

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

So I see a lot of bjyx saying things like GG denies all the rumors with li Qin and him dating and all the others but when it comes to DD he doesn’t do that so that automatically means something but in a county like CH it’s very hard for them to deny openly like this a same sex rumor about themselves especially how popular they are now so of course they would never do that even if there were rumors about them dating. And especially now with all the things that are changing there and them wanting to promote even more boy/girl romance and kinds stuff so it wouldn’t be in their best interest to deny them dating so openly like that…

And I just want to know what your thoughts are on the whole thing. Thank you 😊

What do I think, Anon? I think that this logic is so thoroughly contorted that it has a promising career with Cirque du Soleil. 😅

Fake, fan fiction, CPN.

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#4

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#3

DD was pictured promoting Yuehua's blind box figurines, and now the supertopics are full of hilarious memes fans have made from the photo. 😅

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#2

This clip on DD's dancing recently went viral on Douyin.

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My #1 post of 2022

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[disgustingposer]

One fandom take I have that always makes me feel like I was about to be crucified by them is one about The Simpsons I'm about to talk about now.

Homer Simpson isn't a good person, liking him is missing the point of his character

The sole concept of Homer as a character is supposed to parody the "perfect smart dad" of 80's usamerican sitcoms, this means that Homer Simpson is the opposite, he is ignorant, he is abusive, he is violent, and above all, not a good parent and husband. He has an explicit bias towards Bart on his raising, using him as a scapegoat for all the family's problems and treating him like a black sheep, not to mention the strangling, that's textbook abusive parenting. It's completely okay to show these things in comedies, but it's not okay to try to make the audience sympathize with them like the Simpsons writers have tried both in Golden Era and Modern Simpsons, they try to paint him as some type of "Loveable idiot" who does oopsies and try to be nice when THAT'S NOT ACCURATE AT ALL. This man strangles his kid and sabotages other people's lives, he is not loveable, he is reprehensible, that's supposed to be his character!

However, I do approve of Fanon interpretations of him being a better person and being an adorkable idiot, the insulting things are only reserved for the canon.

#stoneflower's pseudo journaling #the simpsons #i'm not frank grimes #frank grimes is a dick but this doesn't excuse homer tho #media discourse #media criticism #adult animation

[pinkprimrose05]

Yugo for the ask meme?

Banana boy! The idiot! The silly himself! Took me too damn long to get to this, but better late than never, I think. Here you go!

Favorite thing about them: If I had to put it in one word, that'd be tenacity. As Yuugo himself put it, he doesn't even know what giving up means, no matter what sort of adversity he faces. This persistence is honestly admirable for someone who grew up in an environment that relentlessly pushed him down at each and every turn, and it's a quality I strongly respect.

Shoutout to his baby vibes, though. Yuugo is precious and must be protected at all costs (even if I know he can damn well protect himself).

Least favorite thing about them: Yuugo's single-minded approach to things is usually endearing, but sometimes it can be rather frustrating. One such example is choosing to duel Yuuri as payback for kidnapping Rin... instead of -you know- going back to find Rin himself? I struggle to even justify that by way of magical fuckery, because as far as was shown, Yuugo was very much himself when he made that decision.

*sigh*

Favorite line: Would it be cheating the question if I say too many to count? Because it's true. This boy says the dumbest things sometimes, but he also has his sweet moments and I love every single one of those. That said, Clear Wing's summon chant deserves an honorary mention. I think it's very neat.

brOTP: Imma throw a curveball and say Yuuya. I was always intrigued by the idea of possible interactions between the two, and the interactions we got in Yuugo's Duel Links event did not disappoint at all!

I just think they're very neat together. They're both adorkable idiots who can't seem to hold the braincell right, and the small differences between them only make the dynamic more interesting. They're also a lot more perceptive than they might let on, and I think that'd lend itself well to interactions where one of the two is feeling down. I'd love to see more of these sillies together, honestly. Please let them tag together sometime.

OTP: I kid you not when I say my primary reason for shipping him with Rin is because of the ship name pun (Ringo is literally just apple in Japanese), BUT! I've come to appreciate it a lot more overtime, because it's actually pretty interesting for a cliché ship dynamic if you squint hard enough. There's a lot of ways to interpret their relationship, and a fair amount of room for emotional growth on both sides too. I think it's nice, but alas, we never really got much of it onscreen.

(That's what fanwork is for, though!)

nOTP: I don't know chief, I just don't see what's there to ship in his and Yuzu's friendship. I guess it does offer the interesting concept where they're both trying to cope with the loss of their loved one through the other, but that just.... sort of rubs me the wrong way. I see them as great friends, but nothing past that at all.

Random headcanon: I think we can all agree that Yuugo's entire demeanor just screams ADHD. Strong hyperfixation on one interest? Check. A tendency to ramble at the smallest prompt? Check. A general inability to just hold still? Check. A crippling case of constant airheadedness? Check!

He and Yuuri invented ADHD/Autism solidarity in the ARC-Verse.

Unpopular opinion: Not sure if this really classifies, but I actually really like how they handled the "Fusion" joke in the EN dub. Seeing them try and pull a new wordplay every time is mildly amusing at worst and downright hilarious at best, and my personal favorite is the one where he says his name and the Obelisk Force reply with "Yugo? You go where?"

Song i associate with them: Seeing as I've been pretty much living under a rock when it comes to actual popular songs and not obscure lyricless tracks, I'm afraid to say my limited song collection has nothing that quite fits. However, his Duel Links theme is a certified banger and I'm so glad they went with such an amazing, completely original track for the boi, because it actually goes so hard wtf-

Favorite picture of them:

Look at this silly boy. This goofy lil kiddo. Precious sunshine child. I wanna squish him in the sweetest hug ever and never let go. Yuugo deserves all the good things and I love him so so much.

#yugioh #yugioh arc v #yugo (arc v) #asks #baby boy. baby #banana child my beloved #tysm for the ask gyppy

[cyraniadebergerac]

I've recently taken the plunge into Spy x Family and have enjoyed it immensely, along with the fan community and fanfics. There's a specific scenario though I'm surprised to not have seen.

There are several key mysteries of the show. 1.) What is Donovan Desmond's goals? 2.) When will the two adorkable idiots figure out each other's secrets and their love for each other? 3.)How far entrenched is Yuri within the SSS? Is he ultimately pro-war, anti-war, more loyal to his country, or more loyal to his sister? 4.) What is Garden's allegiance in all this? Are they truly as benevolent as the shopkeeper has Yor believe, or does he sometimes forge reports about targets so that Yor can believe they deserve death? 5.) Is the Westalis/Oestian divide because of differing Republic/Communist government systems with the upper class all being high ranking party members like would have been the case during the West/East Germany tensions, or is Oestian meant to be Aristocratic? And 6, the second main mystery of the show.) Why does Anya have telepathy? Was a random genetic fluck or a result of the tests she underwent, like Bond's future vision? And just Who were behind the experiments Anya was subjected to? (Also on a semi-related note, is it possible Yor's also unusually strong and durable through inborn or lab made superpowers of her own, courtesy of the Garden?)

That last question has barely been touched on in the show/magna itself so far (from what I know). Yet we do have some interesting clues. First off, we have the case of Bond. Bond was also a test subject who has a superpower. In his case though, the future vision came after the tests, not before. If that is a typical example of how powers develop, then it would make sense that it's a clue to that being the case for Anya too. Now why would anyone intentionally seek out to make someone have telepathy?

What did that scientist say in Anya's flashback? "To create world peace".

And which of our two nations have been interested in peace? Westalis.

The main thing stressed over and over is that Oestian wants war while Westalis wants peace, both willing to do anything to achieve their goals. Twilight himself mirrors Westalis's goals and drive. And as the door has been opened to the idea that Westalis isn't a perfect country either, the idea that Westalis is responsible for what happened to Anya and from whom Anya escaped from becomes more and more of a possibility and to add an interesting dimension to the main message of the story.

Throughout, those that seek to escalate the war have been the main antagonists with Twilight, our hero, doing what he does to prevent the brewing war so that innocents don't suffer from the grief and terror he suffered from. And yet, there is equal danger in disregarding morality and individuals solely in order to achieve peace as well, something shown in how overworked Twilight is even though they should realize that despite how many missions need doing, he does still need a break. And demonstrated by Twilight at first when he pushes Anya so hard solely for the sake of the mission without any regard for her. In that case, Twilight did stop and actually think about Anya and so has been better and done better for it.

If Anya is found out, then Loid would, either as the one assigned to 'obtain' her as a side mission or simply having figured it out after other kidnap Anya and return her to the scientists, be faced with the choice again, but on a grander scale;Sacrifice his morals and Anya's freedom in order to use her powers so that everyone perfectly understands each other and so end war, find a way to compromise but still let them influence Anya's life, or take arms against them all to fight for Anya's freedom. And if Loid fights for Anya with Yor, we can get the caveat to the war is hell message showing that when a cause is worth the struggle, to insist on peace is to make the peace false, and so worthless. Only in standing up can true peace be obtained.

Another bright part of this idea is that Loid and Ypr could find out their secret identities while going to save Anya. And that it makes it likely that the 'one assassin powerful as an army' fairytale themed Garden could have used their own experiments to aid their assassins, especially in Yor's case, making her the Captain America/Black Widow to Loid's Batman.

#spy x family #spy x family theory #sxf twilight #sxf #sxf anya #sxf loid #sxf yor #sxf thorn princess

[navybrat817]

(i hope you recieve this one)

HEAR ME OUT

Jake fucking jensen is in love with you

But of course there are some problems. Like you being a really imported member of the rival mob (yes, i also have mafia/mob kink), not showing any interest in him, trying to kill him with your looks evertime he looks at you. (If you ask him, he will say that the blue velvet dress suits you very well, so well that he did some dirty while imagining you on top of him with that dress still on you.)

But again, nothing is impossible, you just need to learn that your boss was the who killed your parents and all of your siblings.

But will you believe him?

Is he telling the truth or just trying to win you over? (That's up to you btw, you can imagine him as a dark character or just an idiot (loser) in love.

I was gonna add a little more plot but im afraid the tiny connection sign will (literally, quite literally) fly away

Also sending you some hugs, love and (good morning, good night, happy middle of the day) kisses

One of the things I love about our boy Jensen, besides how adorkable he can be, is his potential to be dark. He's smart and I have no doubt if he wanted to set someone up to make them look like a killer that he'd have the means to do so. I've ventured into dark!Jake territory before and don't regret it.

Coming from a rival side of the mob, it also makes sense why you wouldn't give him a second glance. There's only so much rejection he can put up with. 😉 Or he really could be that nice guy and your boss has his own agenda for you. Can never be too careful.

Either way, Jensen wants you back in that blue dress. 😏

I hope your week is going well! Love and thanks! ❤️

#navybrat answers #fuel for thots #jake jensen #mob!jake jensen #he deserves the love #yandere stories #sending love ❤️ #asks are always appreciated

[lambourngb]

SANDERS AND SON! SON! I FEEL VINDICATED. DAD SANDERS FOR THE WIN! Ok, sorry for screaming, but this could at least give you the idea of the inhuman squeal I let out when I read it. My dog ran to me all worried and when I reassured him I was alright, he was *not convinced* and decided it was cuddle time! So picture this: big adorkable furball cuddling me while I read Sanders thinking /idiot/ at Alex and Michael freaking out in the back. Isn't this perfect. My dog and I stan dad!Sanders. Always <3

Dad!Sanders for the win indeed- best part of season 2, and he's only gotten better and better in season 3 and 4. Anyway, this story just hit 20k this morning, and in honor of such a sweet ask here's a peak at the end of chapter 1 and the beginning of chapter 2.

[make sure your dog is prepared] 💖 Previously here with links to the other parts

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He flipped the sign on the door to ‘Sorry We’re Closed’ and scowled at Michael. “What the hell was that, kid?”

Michael used his telekinesis to flip it back to ‘We’re Open’ out of desperation to avoid the conversation. It was probably pointless, but he had to try. For a genius, he was a real dumbass. “I don’t know what you’re talking about-”

Walt glared and flipped it back, and then slapped his hand against the sign to keep it in place. “Do not make me get creative with that pollen. Or worse, I’ll call Miss Isobel here. Bet she’d be real interested in that whole scene. I got no qualms lettin’ her poke around my head and see for herself-” 

“Okay, okay, I’ll tell you, but I’m not doing it without a drink, and we finished off the bourbon here after that dumbass militia tried to commission us to make them super-special badges.” That had been a real shitshow, and while Michael wasn’t a snitch, he did pick up the phone to report that attempt to Max and the new Sheriff. Their shop windows were spray-painted for a few nights in retaliation, but it was a small price to pay for having a bunch of entitled rednecks playing at being police. The police themselves were already bad enough.

“You’ll buy, but I’ll drive.”

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The sun was just beginning to set as Walt drove them home from the Wild Pony. The story of Alex had taken only two shots of whiskey, laid out over the battered green felt of the pool table and a game of nine-ball. Michael had kept his voice low to discourage eavesdroppers as he told Sanders every ugly detail, still mindful of Alex’s wishes for secrecy. 

He had spilled the story of the guitar and living in Alex’s shed as a senior in high school, brushing off Walt’s insistence he could have stayed more nights at the junkyard. Every night even. Then he had finally explained his hand, a story that he had only told once before. Max had tried over the years, and had actually gotten close to getting Michael to explain one night after Noah had trapped them both in his bunker, but Kyle and Liz had rescued them before the truth had come out.

Sanders had gripped his own pool cue tightly, as he watched Michael balance his stick with his ruined grip and touch of telekinesis, all thanks to Jesse Manes, before making a successful shot at the solid 3 ball. For a moment, Michael had thought the man would break his own cue, but he had just cussed creatively before pounding a shot of Jim Beam down and gesturing for Michael to continue. And Michael had.  

The summer of loss, of fights, of learning that university wasn’t going to be in the cards for him if he had any hope of keeping what had happened to Isobel from happening again.

“We’re aliens, Walt, I thought maybe my species murdered when we got triggered out of some sort of biological defense system, like there are ants who explode with poison when threatened, or like this toad spits blood out of its eyes. I had no one to ask! I just felt like if I went away to school, she’d get triggered again- and people would die.”

“What are you, a zoologist?”

Michael had rolled his eyes before Sanders had finished with a scathing observation, “That’s clearly horseshit because wouldn’t you have killed that sonuvabitch Manes a whole lot sooner if it were true?”

Hindsight about Noah was of course 20-20, but that hadn’t stopped the years of fear for Michael. The bitterness had rich, fertile ground to seed itself in after a life of being passed from one foster home to another and in between the pain in his hand and the difficulty of making ends meet after the financial crash of 2008, he acknowledged that he had done too much drinking and fighting back then. Enough to worry a boy from a house where ‘things sucked’ and had spoken fondly of homelessness in return. With shame in his eyes, Michael had explained how he had engineered his arrest the day Alex was due to leave for Basic Training. One last push to ensure Alex never looked back. He hadn’t felt worthy of love, of any soft touch, and he hadn’t trusted that it would last. He still had a hard time trusting it currently.

Walt had made a humming noise, and sank his target neatly, despite the eye patch. His next shot would have won, ending the game and maybe the story. Without even trying, he had scratched the cue ball and had turned over the table to Michael with ease. “So you wanted to make sure he left, but you also didn’t want him to leave? Yeah, that sounds like stupid teenager logic.”

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Brotherhood of the Dum Dum Were-Aykroyds

NOTE: This is the third part of the ‘Dum Dum’ Were-aykroyd saga and comes after ‘The Dum Dum Plague Begins’ and is before ‘Corey and Oats and The Case of the Dum Dum Cookies’, ‘Invasion of the Dum Dums’ and ‘Corey and Oats VS The Dum Dums’ and it leads up to the Dum Spirit saga and contains body horror elements and transformations and Aykroydifcation, do not read if you don’t like the content.

Previously Nathan had been turned into a dum dum were-aykroyd as part of Vic Frohmeyer’s plan and the whole town of Oakendale, or rather his version of it had been affected by a dum dum plague that Aykroydized them as well. But now everyone’s favorite duo and Mel had been summoned to help sort out the situation and they had a plan they were going to work on.

Corey, Oats and Mel were in this universe’s version of their Nile Road house keeping an eye out for dum dum were-aykroyds, so far none of Mel’s housemates had been turned into dum dum were-aykroyds as it hadn’t gotten to them yet. Carmela, Maria, Andrea, Jahna, and Belinda were safe and were keeping the room safe. This universe’s take on were-aykroyds was more vast than the ones in their own universe, normally were-aykroyds are intelligent bruisers with psychic abilities and their own adorkable charms but there are different types of were-aykroyds.

Dum dums being one of those many different species of were-aykroyds, these types of were-aykroyds were silly and plus sized and loved food, they even v-logged about it and ate a lot, they were a gluttonous type of were-aykroyd that acted like Homer Simpson and served were-aykroyd masters. These Were-Aykroyds didn’t seem to be harmful or dangerous but still a bit odd, at least to Nathan. Nathan had been in this version of his universe for a while and it was different than his unusual universe, in his universe dm dum were-aykroyds were considered somewhat of a joke but not in this one.

“So let me get this straight, Vic Frohmeyer and his dark were-aykroyds came here?”

“Yes, he and his dark were-aykroyds came to this universe to find me.”

“What do they want with you in this universe?”

“They want to make a dum dum were-aykroyd out of me.”

“You mean those guys are behind the plague?”

The duo decided to head out early in the evening to investigate, they looked out the window and saw what appeared to be multiple dum dum were-aykroyds lumbering around and they looked like they were searching for Nathan. ‘Do these dum dums have anything to do with you, Nate?’ ‘Yes, these dum dums want me. They act like I am one of them.’

Nathan looked over and he saw the dum dum were-aykroyds, all of them looked suitably silly and dum dum. ‘There he is, he shall belong to us.’ ‘What do they mean by that?’ ‘They are the brotherhood of dum dums and they are after me, they want me to join them.’ ‘So are they brothers?’ ‘Yes.’ The dum dum were-aykroyds lumbered after the duo, Mel and Nathan as the duo made their way through the house.

The dum dums made dum dum were-aykroyd noises as they searched for him…’Where is that dum dum?’ ‘Yes, that fellow dum dum must be found.’ Nathan saw what appeared to be someone being corrupted by the dum dum dums and turning into a dum dum were-aykroyd while someone else was just watching. ‘I cannot believe how stupid that person is. When that person says run, the other guy should run, not stand there like an idiot.’ ‘Well, you know maybe they have a fetish for watching other’s transform.’

“Or they’re just typical horror movie characters.”

‘Yeah, that too.”

Corey sighed as he floated down the hallway, Nathan saw the dum dum were-aykroyds coming into the house, and he tried to fend them off but the dum dums broke in. ‘We know you are one of us, dum dum.’ ‘Come and drop your human facade and join us.’ ‘I won’t join you.’ He attempted to run away from them, afraid of what they would do to him as Mel, Corey and Oats followed him.

Eventually he decided to try and investigate it for himself as he followed the duo and Mel through a portal that took them to the home of the dum dums, the home of the dum dum were-aykroyd brotherhood looked like some kind of extravagant manor, which was unusual for a place owned by such slovenly creatures. He knew dum dums were somewhat gluttonous and decadent in terms of tastes, but the fact that the dum dum brotherhood lived in such an elegant abode was surprising to him.

Corey and Oats looked around, seeing artwork depicting plus sized were-aykroyds being worshipped like gods or treated like royalty, but they weren’t sexualized for their weight, instead rather respected. Nathan thought it was oddly elegant for a were-aykroyd abode nonetheless but liked it, as he looked around.

The dum dums invited him to feed and feast with them and he did so, he was able to do so and get along with them, as he did he feasted on several foods the dum dums gave to him, the food didn’t seem to have any effect on him, up until a couple of seconds later when he started feeding on cookies, as he did he started to belch uncontrollably and his hands slowly began to enlarge and grow hair on them, the hair slowly crept up his arms which also began to broaden.

His stomach slowly gurgled and inflated as it pushed against his belt, his belt slowly beginning to unbuckle itself as his stomach gained weight and grew brown hairs on it, causing his shirt to get tighter, he belched a number of times as his shirt buttons puckered and popped off, his torso and chest broadening and swelling and growing hair on it.

He belched loudly as he rubbed his growing stomach, there was something about rubbing his stomach that felt soothing to him, it wasn’t an act of hedonism or anything, he just liked rubbing his belly as it swelled and transformed, his shirt strained even more as it ripped apart, revealing his fattening upperbody. His stomach slowly swelled and pushed against his belt even more as his belt slowly broke apart due to his stomach bursting through it.

Corey and Oats watched as they saw their friend turning into a large Were-aykroyd, and they were shocked at how much he liked it. ‘I am a good dum dum who loves feeding, I love growing and feeding for my master, tee hee!’ ‘Nathan, what is wrong with you?’ ‘I am just being taken over by the dum dum, nothing to worry about.’ ‘Nothing to worry about? You’re ballooning up like in those weight gain stories some weirdos on Furaffinity write!’

Nathan backed away for a bit as he removed his shoes to reveal his enlarging feet, as two of the toes stuck together on both feet, becoming joined at the knuckle and looking webbed, he recounted previous experiences of becoming a were-aykroyd such as encountering another version of himself, having an almost unending hunger one night and coughing up what appeared to be strange ooze and other things he didn't remember eating prior to going to bed, he remembered the odd experience of coughing up dum dum food after he ate it only for said food ooze to reform and turn into a were-aykroyd spawn.

Were-Aykroyd spawn or ‘dum dum were-aykroyd’ spawn are strange miniature were-aykroyds that are spawned by a were-aykroyd in a number of ways, and Nathan remembered what the one he encountered looked like, a small weird looking were-aykroyd. Nathan gasped as his rear swelled and swelled, his legs thickening with fat as loud farts emitted from his behind as he shot up to 6’1 while his back and shoulders broadened. ‘Ooops, silly me, I am so dum dum I forget I am gassy, tee hee!’ ‘Nathan, this isn’t you.’ ‘I am sorry, I cannot control the were-aykroyd within me, he feels so stupid and silly.’

The duo tried their best to help Nathan suppress his were-aykroydian instincts while also helping him out, he looked over at them as his hair lengthened and darkened, the hunger was influencing him as he started to think about feeding, and he began to feed from the fridge, eating every single food item in the fridge and belching loudly, it was clear the ravenous hunger of this growing were-aykroyd was taking over more than slightly.

‘Can you control yourself?’ ‘Sometimes, sometimes I cannot.’ ‘Is this new dum dum body to yours confusing?’ ‘Very much so, yes…it feels very alien.’ He chuckled as he felt his body and his neck slowly began to swell with fat as his forehead elevated and his eyebrows thickened, his eyes widened, one turning from brown to green as his nose broadened and developed a cleft.

Corey looked over at the other dum dum were-aykroyds…’Whatever you are doing, stop it, you are harming our friend.’ ‘He belongs to us, he is a dum dum just like us, and he is a good dum dum.’ ‘But he is our friend, you cannot make a dum dum out of our pal!’

The duo charged toward the dum dums and used their powers to fend them off as Mel used magic, Nathan felt his face as it plumped up and his face slowly shifted to resemble Dan Aykroyd’s own. ‘Hee hee, my master loves to feed me! I love to grow and feed, tee hee!’ ‘Snap out of it Nathan.’ ‘I’m sorry, I cannot help myself. The dum dum is taking over me.’

Nathan moaned as his voice deepened and contorted, sounding Aykroydian in pitch and in nature, making him sound like he was Dan Aykroyd but he also took on some goofy and silly mannerisms as he felt more like he was one of them, he loved to grow and feed and transform, he loved his ‘master’. ‘My master makes me happy, he says I am a good dum dum who always listens, no thoughts up there, just happy dum dum thoughts!’

He groaned as his intelligence slowly slipped away a little and his personality shifted further, his memories shifting to make him think that he was a fat dum dum were-aykroyd who existed to live for his master, but he didn’t lose his mind completely, more explosive were-aykroyd farts emitted from his rear as he let more and more of them rip.

Oats covered his nose and muzzle with his hands, to keep himself from being affected by the were-aykroyd farts, luckily he didn’t get affected by them and neither did Corey as the two of them saw Nathan’s Aykroyd character siblings who had helped summon them to this universe in the first place, who helped them with their plan.

Meanwhile some of Vic Frohmeyer’s dark were-aykroyd minions had been watching and were about to get Nathan when Mel did battle with them, she asked Nathan how they got to his universe. Nathan explained that Frohmeyer and the dark were-aykroyds must have found their way into this universe or they have counterparts in this universe.

Corey was a bit perplexed about the dum dums..’If the dum dums were so comically silly, how are they able to break through doors like that?’ ‘Don’t underestimate the silly ones, Corey.’ ‘You’re right.’ ‘Those dum dums may look ridiculous and act equally as ridiculous but they are actually quite brainy, no stupid dum dum thoughts.’

Nathan lumbered towards the door…’Looks like you two want to play with the dum dums and play dum dum with me!’ ‘Nathan, remember who you are. You are a human who is cursed to turn into a were-aykroyd, not a dum dum were-aykroyd, well in this universe you are but you are still our friend.’

He snapped out of it as he looked over at them…’Sorry about that, trying to control this dum dum side of mine is a bit a problem.’ ‘I can totally get that, I mean you didn’t ask to be made into a dum dum.’ ‘When I got were-aykroyd powers from Dan himself, I thought I was just going to get cool were-aykroyd powers, I never knew the Aykroydverse in all its variants would be so complicated.’

‘I know, you weren’t told you were going to be a dum dum.’ ‘Indeed, it was definitely something that I never knew would happen because I felt like well dum dum were-aykroyds are a joke.’ ‘At least you didn’t lose your intellect when you turned into one.’ ‘Yeah, that’s a major fear of mine. I don’t want to be one of those too stupid to live were-aykroyds.’ ‘Or too big to move, right?’ ‘Exactly.’

Nathan chuckled to himself as he looked around, he explained that the were-aykroyd dum dum plague was by nature a nocturnal plague that always wore off in the morning and the humans turned back to normal when the sun went back home. Explaining that the plague was one that was spread via belches and farts, and that these dum dums acted quite silly but were actually quite smart.

Corey picked up a lot on what he was being told and he asked Nathan if any foods were the culprit and he pointed out that some cookies could dum dum cookies were what was causing it and he worked on a plan, as the duo headed over to what appear to be a food stand that had all the dum dum foods on sale, Oats gulped and felt a bit worried.

‘It’s a good thing we cannot become dum dums.’ ‘Yes, i’ve got nothing against were-aykroyds but being a stupid one is not something I want to be.’ ‘Agreed there.’ Nathan nodded as they made their way over to the stand and took photos of the evidence before working on a plan to get to the bottom of this case, more than that, the duo had to figure out what the ‘master’s plan was for him too, clearly this master had more in-store for Nathan than making him a mindless minion, because this master seemed unlike the previous masters.

Previous were-aykroyd masters ranged from nurturing, fatherly and caring to being unhinged to being psychotic and controlling, he had so many throughout his run as a were-aykroyd he had lost track of them all and forgotten just how many he had, of course having so many masters and only a few of them stayed around to keep him safe definitely confused him.

Oats offered to assist as he traveled through what appeared to be an area of sorts and he came across a strange series of commercials on the tvs on the window, the commercials showed humans turning into plus sized silly were-aykroyds after eating the cookies. ‘Are those the dum dum cookies that create more dum dums?’ ‘Yes, the dum dum cookies that mutate people into dum dum were-aykroyds.’

Corey kept out of sight as the dum dum were-aykroyd cookie delivery men walked by, looking suitably silly in the process. ‘These guys look so silly.’ ‘I know, that’s their thing.’ ‘That’s why they are called dum dums.’ ‘Come on, let’s investigate further.’

The duo decided to investigate the warehouse where all the dum dum foods and dum dum cookies were being stored and decided an extensive bit of research was needed and so they headed out to investigate further, investigating the warehouse and taking photos of what they had spotted, and they spotted a were-aykroyd spirit.

The were-aykroyd spirit was a dum dum spirit and it was obvious he and the ‘master’ had plans for Nathan, and he didn’t view Nathan as just another human to corrupt into being a dum dum were-aykroyd, the spirit clearly was in need of someone to serve as a host for his power, to make into a dum dum were-aykroyd just like him and he had plans of possessing Nathan.

“The spirit wants to possess you?”

“Yes, that’s what I am getting too.”

Oats nodded and agreed on the plan as he and Corey made their way towards what appeared to be the ‘den’ of the were-aykroyd spirit, a horde of dum dum were-aykroyds lumbered towards them but the duo were able to fight them off and were immune to their powers as they navigated through what happened to be where the spirit was.

Nathan explained how this were-aykroyd encounter was different than all of the previous ones including meeting another version of himself, the times Dan (his were-aykroyd persona) tried to take over him and make him his, and times in which he felt like he was going to go full were-aykroyd, all of these previous experiences differed in comparison to his recent adventures here.

Corey agreed that the universe they were currently in was very strange, it was like their own regular one just with were-aykroyds and he did find it odd that dum dums had more of a prominent role in this universe as opposed to how they were perceived as a comic relief in this universe, he thought dum dum were-aykroyds were very curious but he was even more curious about the spirit, the spirit clearly had one goal in mind (he wanted to possess Nathan and transform him), and thus of course this meant it would likely happen in some way.

The covid microbe and his equine buddy began to delve deeper into the investigation and did some research about what was going on, exploring how exactly the spirit’s plan was going to put into action, he did extensive research on were-aykroyd spirits and how they worked.

Upon the papers that he discovered, he found an ancient book of were-aykroyd lore that had been left from the library and he picked it up and gave it a read, it continued some valuable information about were-aykroyd spirits, where they originated from, what they were like and what they did, as well as the origin and how each of them used their powers.

Another book mentioned a transformation method and how each were-aykroyd spirit was different in terms of relationships with the ‘hosts’, and Corey came to realize that it was through the connections with the host that the spirit had a symbiotic relationship with them. ‘Oh so the hosts and the were-aykroyd spirit possessing them have a symbiotic relationship?’ ‘Yes, most definitely.’ ‘Are were-aykroyd spirits always like this?’ ‘I definitely think they are.’

‘So how does this work?’ ‘The spirit of a were-aykroyd chooses whoever they deem as worthy of possession and the person they possess slowly is turned into a were-aykroyd.’ Nathan nodded, picking up more useful guides about being a were-aykroyd. ‘Thanks Nathan.’ ‘No problem, I thought you could use some more info on the subject.’

Corey examined a guidebook about were-aykroyds, with lots and lots of guides to transforming into a were-aykroyd, he looked around and searched for a means to try and communicate with the spirit of the dum dum were-aykroyd, using a spell to read the spirit’s mind and communicate to him in a telepathic way, the duo explained as they walked around for a bit.

Meanwhile Nathan was adjusting to his body, he was glad he wasn’t forced to waddle like most dum dum were-aykroyds did and that he could just walk like a normal human despite his hugely round body, and he was glad his movements had not been slowed down in the slightest by what he had happened, he had kept his mind and hadn’t become a full dum dum.

His experiences of nearly going full dum dum were-aykroyd were always frightening to him, he felt like he would lose control and become so ravenously hungry that all he could think about was food, then again food was the main thing a were-aykroyd dum dum was driven towards, and he knew that for certain as he looked through the book.

There were Were-Aykroyd transformation spells and ones about how to keep a ‘pet’ were-aykroyd in line, which alarmed him because he thought of it as odd that some were-aykroyd masters called lesser were-aykroyds ‘pets’, not in a slavery context or anything like that, but it sounded like the masters kept these were-aykroyds under their control to corrupt them and make sure they never disagreed with them or disobey them.

The were-aykroyd dum dums had stopped, moving away so Corey could take a closer look. Mel collected some were-aykroyd DNA samples and compared them to Nathan’s…’This will make for some compelling research back at the house’. ‘I definitely think so, and this will help us.’ She gathered some research papers as they all began to work on the next phase of their plan, the duo raced back to this universe’s version of Nile Road and told everyone about the dum dum were-aykroyds that were going around and about the plague.

They explained to Andrea how the plague worked and she helped out by giving them a recipe to a special healing formula they could use on Nathan should he end up going full dum dum were-aykroyd, and they discovered how to use some useful techniques to keep dum dums from getting into the house.

Anglo the anglerfish and Aiyvan the monster both helped Corey with this plan as did Alcina, all the microbial gang members worked on a way to keep the dum dums from breaking into the house as they found a barrier spell to keep the spirit from entering. ‘So this spirit wants to corrupt Nathan into being a dum dum?’ ‘By taking over his body, yes.’ ‘This sounds like a team effort is in order.’ ‘Anglo, do you think you could use your light to guide us through the hallways?’ ‘Sure can, hee hee.’ ‘Aiyido, can you use your all-seeing eye and your eyebeams to help us battle with these dum dums?’ ‘You’ve called upon the right beholder.’

“Good.”

“This universe is a lot more dangerous than our normal one.”

‘Agreed. So we all must be careful.’ Oats added, being the responsible equine that he was he decided to work on building a means of figuring out the dum dums and trying to understand them, Nathan explained that when the dum dums came to his house he couldn’t understand what they were saying. ‘Did they speak any language, you know?’ ‘No, unless you count saying dum dum over and over as a language.’ ‘Oh so they say their names like Pokemon do?’ ‘Kind of, but not really, they made odd noises, I couldn’t exactly understand what the noises were.’

Corey headed into the lounge to do some research on the computer, using Google Maps to pinpoint the location of where the dum dum food supply warehouse was and he began to work on a means to keep the dum dums from getting in the house. After a while, the dum dum were-aykroyd warehouse workers walked off and headed to their homes, this meant they could start work on their plan. Nathan had brought in some of the boxes of dum dum cookies, saying that the cookies had an addictive effect on innocent humans, making them into dum dum were-aykroyds in that manner and explaining how it also made them extremely gassy, he explained his were-aykroyd form was a very large and gassy one and that he couldn’t control himself at times.

“There there, it’s alright.”

“Yeah, it’s perfectly fine.”

“We can do this.”

The duo continued to work on their plan and to make more plans for keeping the dum dum were-aykroyds away, now that most of the dum dum were-aykroyd workers were leaving and going home, they thought it would be the perfect time to work on a plan. They asked for Maria and Belinda’s help and Mel got out all the toys needed to pull off this brilliant operation and means of combating them.

Corey knew that this universe of were-aykroyds was going to be a difficult one to navigate but he was most definitely not afraid, he knew of what he needed to be done and to work on the next part of the plan, using his knowledge of were-aykroyds to help. Mel knew that she would definitely be able to assist too, as she had brought her own world’s expertise into the mix.

“So we are going to work on a master plan to survive in this universe?”

“Yes, this is a difficult universe and we are going to try our best to survive in it.”

This plan was going to be one that both of them had faith in and they really wanted this to work, Nathan was able to look up everything about dum dum were-aykroyds using the computer along with Mel. Corey presented several files on the subject and a website dedicated to were-aykroyd lore, he clicked on an article about dum dum were-aykroyds and their methods, he clicked on a video which showed a dum dum were-aykroyd belching on someone and transforming them into a were-aykroyd like the one who had belched on them.

He found a collection of odd costumes on another page including a kimono, an alien looking robe, a fat suit, and an ornate dress. ‘What is the dress for, some kind of strange ornate ritual involving dancing, or is the were-aykroyd a crossdresser?’ ‘If I have to hazard a guess, there’s one were-aykroyd in need of a bride.’ ‘Do you think that bride could be…’

Mel shook her head…’Oh no, not me. I have a boyfriend.’ ‘Well it cannot be Nathan, he’s male.’ ‘Can a male even become a female were-aykroyd?’ ‘According to this website, yes.’ ‘You’re kidding, you’ve got to be kidding! There is no way a male human can be turned into a female were-aykroyd!’

‘A male human being turned into a were-aykroyd female is possible, according to this. Look at this, a male were-aykroyd holding a ring.’ ‘Do you think the ring is what triggers the transformation?’ Corey thought for a second before examining the site and looking at a were-aykroyd story that was read out to be a story of a human who was turned into a female dum dum were-aykroyd.

‘Possibly.’ ‘Or maybe it’s some kind of special food.’ ‘Look! There’s some kind of collar!’ ‘A collar? Is this some kind of pet ordeal?’ ‘According to the website, the collar is used to alter the behavior of the human to make them more accepting of becoming a were-aykroyd!’ ‘Well that sounds forceful and evil to me! Who would do such a horrible thing to someone?’ ‘Were-aykroyds in this universe apparently do that to some people, especially dum dums.’

“Dum were-aykroyds take humans to their lair?”

“Exactly.”

“So what of were-aykroyd spirits?’ ‘Were-aykroyd spirits can possess humans and sometimes other residents of this universe into becoming were-aykroyds, but don’t worry I don’t think that us microbes can be turned.’ ‘Thank goodness for that!’ replied Sam Sars…’I am a virus microbe, I am supposed to be the one doing the infecting, not being infected myself.’ ‘Exactly!’

‘And i’m a beholder!’ Aiyido added. ‘The only way i’d ever become a were-aykroyd is if I dreamed of being one and well, an Aykroyd/beholder mix would be a most terrifying sight indeed.’ ‘And I am a monster already!’ Aiyvan added to that. ‘What good would being turned into another monster do to me? Look I adore were-aykroyds as much as the next monster but being turned into one in this universe kind of scares me.’ ‘I’m an anglerfish! I cannot be anything else!’ ‘Absolutely.’

‘And well you know me, I am a horse!’ ‘Exactly, even if we did become were-aykroyds we would likely be able to reverse it some way.’ ‘And also, dearest brother, I am a virus microbe as well and cannot be turned!’ Corey explained, working on the rest of his plan.

“Yes, exactly…this plan will work and we will be able to stop the dum dums.”

“Thank goodness! We don’t want to end up like how Nathan nearly did!”

“That’s indeed right, my friend!”

And so the duo spent the next several hours of the night working on their plan and setting up a special security system to keep any intruders out including dum dum were-aykroyds, they walked around and made sure they didn’t get turned by the dum dums and that their home was safe and sound.

Corey gathered up all the information he could about were-aykroyds and were-aykroyd lore, saving all the information he could. Nathan was also helping out, making sure that no one had hacked the computer, luckily unlike the previous time he had been turned into a dum dum were-aykroyd in one of his previous universes, his favorites had not been altered to were-aykroyd centric sites.

Mel of course had sent to an email to this universe’s version of Jill, explaining her situation and what was going on, hoping Jill would understand and of course she most certainly did. ‘Oats, do you think you could help keep a close eye on the place?’ ‘Oh you know i’m more than willing to do that, mommy.’ ‘Good, come on, let’s do this!’

Of course Oats stood by and kept a close eye on the place, making sure that the dum dums didn’t cross his path, being a loyal horse and being very reliable and helpful. He took note of the strange but rather elegant, neatly done and ornate dress that was clearly made for a female were-aykroyd. ‘I know this dress was made for a female were-aykroyd but…hear me out, if this little number was in my size I'd definitely wear it.’ ‘Oh Oatsie!’

Nathan described what the home of the dum dum were-aykroyd brotherhood was like, describing it as rather elegant and decadent, he never expected such a dirty subspecies of were-aykroyd to have such an elegant home but it felt like a hotel or palace when he looked around in it, of course he made note of how unusual kind they were to him as opposed to the previous group of dum dums, his siblings who were all Dan Aykroyd characters helped with this plan and he worked on a method to keep the dum dum transformation from spreading further, Corey of course knew it would take a lot of time to get this plan to come to fruition and he’d need more help so he contacted this universe’s versions of Tarrant Hightop, the Hessian Horseman, Serena, and Tim Burton to help make sense of the situation.

When all the stages of the plan were all planned out, they decided to stop for a bit and rested for the night with Aiyido standing around guarding the place and keeping it safe. Nathan of course tried his best to stay awake ,but fell asleep and was taken to the bedroom by Mel. ‘Try to get some sleep, okay? We have got this, just relax and sleep well.’ ‘I will, thanks.’

Mel kissed him goodnight before laying down with him and the microbes and with the squishmallow squad including Anglo, Anglo diligently watched over the place and made sure the dum dums didn’t enter. Meanwhile Nathan’s Aykroyd character siblings stood guard as well, protecting the place.

Corey and Alcina cuddled closely together as they turned off the lights and had sweet dreams, Aivyan stayed close by to make sure he wouldn’t be gotten by the were-aykroyd dum dums and he comforted the others, all of the family and friends worked together to make sure all would go smoothly.

Meanwhile…the were-aykroyd dum dum spirit was looking through the window and over at Nathan, planning his next move. ‘Yes, that human shall be mine. I shall make him just like me, soon.’ But he was shooed off by Aiyido the beholder, who scared him with a roar and the blast of his eye rays.

By now all the dum dum dum were-aykroyds were gone and this universe’s version of Nile Road was safe, for now at least. Although back at the warehouse that night, Vic Frohmeyer had begun work on trying to corrupt Nathan’s friends into being were-aykroyds to be part of his dark army, and he had plans on going after the microbes next.

Nathan slept through the night peacefully, only having the occasional were-aykroyd related sleep disturbances. When he awoke in the morning, he opened the windows and he saw the sun-rise, when he saw the sunrise he turned back from a dum dum were-aykroyd back into his normal form, he got dressed and said good morning to all the friends and family members before going over to have breakfast in the lounge.

As far as he could see, everything had turned back to normal, at least for the time being, since it was morning, and the dum dum were-aykroyds were nowhere to be seen. So after breakfast they all decided to have a nice relaxing day and to work on the rest on their plan to stop the dum dums so that they would be prepared for the next several nights.

Mel of course used all the information she knew about were-aykroyds to assist them and pinpointed the ‘dum dum moon’ on Nathan’s calendar, which was a lunar event that caused dum dum were-aykroyd transformations and she pinpointed which dates this lunar event would take place on.

The day was an eventful one as they continued to protect this universe’s version of Nile Road and to help Nathan deal with not only the dum dum were-aykroyd plague that happened each night but his own were-aykroyd alter-ego, the were-aykroyd spirit had spotted Nathan and knew that he had picked the perfect host, but he patiently waited for his new ‘host’ before making any moves, and thus this part of the dum dum were-aykroyd saga concludes.

With the conclusion of this part of the saga, the rest of the dum dum saga starts again in this exact same universe, but to read more about that please see the followup stories ‘Corey and Oats in Invasion of the Dum Dum Were-Aykroyds’ ‘Corey and Oats in the Case of the Dum Dum Cookies’ ‘Corey and Oats VS The Dum Dums’ and also ‘The Dum Dum Were-Aykroyd Spirit’s Newest Host’, for these are the followups to this particular saga.

But more were-aykroyd transformation stories are coming up and even more ones involving Corey and Oats, so stay tuned.

#dum dum saga #Monstermaster13

[my-name-is-jefferooni]

Metal Sonic is such a deep character you guys

IT IS LATE IN THE NIGHT AND I HAVE SCHOOL IN THE MORNING BUT THE BRAINWORMS ARE BRAINWORMING SO I HAVE NI CHOICE BUT TO DUMP THIS SUPER DUPER ANALYSIS ON IDW METAL SONIC AKA THE PSYCHOLOGY OF A ROBOT. PLEASE ENJOY CUZ I AM VERY SLEEPY.

Okay, we all know who Metal is. If I have to explain who this adorkable little scrimblo is to you then why are you reading this? (Hope that didn’t sound mean I’m sorry) And he’s one of the most beloved Sonic characters in the fandom, at least from what I’ve heard, and it makes sense! The guy’s debut was fucking awesome! But even though I know a lot of you love the fact that the guy is just pure evil due to his software and his loyalty to Eggman and blah blah blah… I’m not too into that.

HECK YEAH BAYBEEEEEE IM GIVING YOU REASONS WHY METAL HAS A CHANCE AT REDEMPTION LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Now I will be covering everything that is strictly within the IDW timeline, which is still a bit unclear when it comes to past events. So, for simplicity’s sake, I’ll only be including all the mainstream Sonic games that take place before the comics, including the storybook games as they were referenced in the beginning of the Metal Virus saga. (And also including the OVA to some degree) Now then, with that out of the way, ENOUGH DILLY-DALLYING!! LET’S GET TO THE FUCCIN MEAT OF THIS BITCH!!

Metal was created way back when Sonic was still just a kid. Amy still had a crush on the guy, Tails was still gaining his sense of independence, and Knuckles was still an idiot. And compared to Sonic himself, Metal was the superior to all of them. He had speed, guts, glory, strength, smarts, wit, and a willpower that rivaled the original blue hedgehog! Compared to the rest, Metal was simply better in every way!

But when he went head-to-head against the organic blue idiot, something went wrong. Metal had completed his objective, tracked down Sonic and beat him to a pulp, but then without falter, the guy challenged him to a race… And he won.

How, though?? Metal is superior! He is the better version of whoever the heck this… This weird, fleshy, quillt monster is! He’s faster, stronger, smarter…! Everything about him just screams perfection! So how did he lose to the inferior shade of blue!? Why couldn’t he catch up!? Why was this amateur so much better than him!?

Why did he act like he was better than Metal…?

A few months later, Metal began studying the blue rodent via Robotnik’s hidden cameras all throughout Mobius. He began seeing things from his point of view, seeing how bright and disgusting his life was. But what really caught his attention was when Sonic bled. Red ooze dripped from his knee when he took a particularly dangerous tumble, the liquid from within staining the Mobian’s quills. He washed it out in the nearby river just a few moments later, but that moment always stuck with Metal. He tried many times to get himself to bleed red as well, tried everything from needles to dangerous tests to going out of his way to get beat up all over again! But no matter what he did, no red ooze trickled down his leg like Sonic the Hedgehog’s had.

This meant that Sonic was organic. He was born and raised where he stood, since according to classic Mobian biology, one had to go through many years of growth and development if they were to bleed. Sonic was one of those people, having grown and developed and changed and… Well. That could only mean one thing, could it? Metal had only been born a few months ago, but Sonic… He was probably years old at this point, meaning he had come first.

Metal was not the original.

After coming to this disappointing realization, Metal gained a few upgrades. No longer would he be bested in a race against that disgusting blue rodent, no! Now he was better, faster, stronger than he ever could’ve imagined! And with these new upgrades, Metal swept the floor with his organic counterpart on the icecaps, and didn’t leave any room for improvement on the other’s end.

AND I HAVE TO CUT IT THERE BECAUSE IM FUCKING TIRED AND IDK WHAT ELSE FO WRITE FOR NOW IM SORRY IM SORRY I HAVE TO IT IS 11:30 IN THE PM RIGHT NOW AND I HAVE SCHOOL AND I WOULD LIKE TO GO TO BED SOON OKAY IM SORRY BUT SLEEP IS MORE IMPIRTANT THAN CHARACTER ANALYSIS I KNOW I KNOW

I PROMISE I WILL CONTINUE THIS BECAUSE I LOVE METAL A TON SO YES THIS WILL CONTINUE HOPEFULLY TOMORROW

Thanks for reading and have a great day/night!

#Diayfvbudgfagvbvdfuhbdvfuyb WRITING DRAMATIC STUFF IS SO HARDDDDDDD #OKAY I NEED TO GO BRUSH TEETH BYE #blog/ask stuff

[mythicaldemigoddess-of-deltarune]

Himbo Cuteness Overload Might Be A Thing...LOL (also talking about Eon-Boomers Foolishness and Dark Stuff To Talk About.)

[Note: Do NOT Reblog Without Permission. and reading this post is optional...and even if this talks about some fun and happy stuff, it will get a bit dark eventually and talk about some pretty real stuff and not just “what if it is true” type things. also again, only read this post if you want to, it is optional.] 

thanks to a drawing I saw that involves Blitzwing from TFA and Alastor from Hazbin Hotel, and well something that was asked about demi-sexual...

anyway it was a post by Blitzy-Blitzwing, and anyway when seeing it and reading what was being said, I think I just got a little bit of a cuteness overload from Blitzwing....maybe just a small one, but still if a fictional character ends up being so cute, of course it might be possible there be a feeling of a small or big cuteness overload that hits the heart....

I mean I guess even Devil from the Cuphead Show might do something so super cute it would cause some fans of the show to go through a himbo cuteness overload.....cause he is a bit of a cute idiot in the show.

and when you mix a himbo and them doing something so cute it gives ya a cuteness overload, you got something adorkable and dangerous....to the fan’s heart.

not sure if Blitzwing would be a himbo, well I know that Lugnut is both a himbo and a simp, and even Megatron probably knew that Lugnut was a simp...

but Devil from the Cuphead Show, is so a 100% himbo...

I mean he does have his himbo moments in the show.

then again, maybe it could be possible that Blitzwing could be maybe either 99 or 98% a himbo....not really sure.

but himbo or not, his cuteness can probably make one feel a small bit of cuteness overload or a very big cuteness overload.

well in theory, there might be a thing called Toxic-Himbo....

and with how Lucifer and his rebellion went as well as some other other eon-boomers fought in it, they were pretty clueless not to see that they were possibly under the influence of toxic-masculine energy, which would of probably been fixed properly if those eon-boomers didn’t start that mess right away...

and at least I am being a “Rebel Angel” for the right cause, and I can still believe in both the Heavenly Father/God & Earthly Mother/Goddess...

and yeah if Heavenly Father and Earthly Mother allowed it, I would groin punch those three angels that only made things worse for Lilith, and I would groin punch Adam for being immature in his younger days and not giving Lilith some space and trying to act like he owned her.

you got to admit, that is really REALLY messed up, has no one really question how messed up that was...? 

has no one even question that story or how those three angels basically threaten her like that....?

and yeah in my weird way of thinking, them having to protect mothers-to-be and babies, would be their repenting.

I think that there is only some Masculine Angels I can respect and trust,

but not all of them, and that would include the Fallen Ones....

that are made up of those who were part of Lucifer’s Rebellion, as well as those Ancestor Grandpas and Grunkle Watchers that fathered the Nephilim Ancestors.....and yeah I’m RH Negative, and once again still procrastinating in checking to see if my blood type will come out the same for the third time. 

and yeah I know I don’t work 100% the same as Other Earth Angels, and so far I’m the only Earth Angel I know that is Defective, but that might be kind of a good thing......I’m still gonna see being a descendant of King Solomon more of a blessing than a curse, it means I don’t have to take that throne.

plus if how King Solomon met his wife (well one of them) is true, that he was thrown or spit out of the mouth to the other side of the world....

that would mean in a funny way, Asmodeus ended up having them meet...

yeah if that is true, then it would mean that Asmodeus is the reason that well....the me that is now, was able to be born....cause well, you know if that story is true, then he did end up accidentally hooking up my ancestor King Solomon and his wife together....

given that things are slightly different in the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss Universe, I doubt the same will be with Ozzie.

the likely of him ending up accidentally causing some modern counterpart of Solomon and his future wife to end up together, is possibly 1 out of 100% happening......or like very small.

and if Alastor ever found out that Asmodeus, the Embodiment of Lust had accidentally hooked up a Earth Angel’s Ancestors together....

I think Alastor might have a good laugh about it, and be holding his sides and on the ground laughing that the King of Lust had accidentally played cupid.      

 well even if he did cause that, he wasn’t the reason my soul was born from fragmentation, and I know that my soul-parents or angelic parents if you want to call them instead cause one of them was a Earth Angel.....I know it is possible they had me by accident.

but in a way, it was a accident that was allowed to happen, so there is that.

so I guess it is okay.

 anyway back to the whole cuteness overload and himbo talk....

there could be different levels to get a cuteness overload, a small bit will only cause a small overload but doesn’t mean it wont still hit the heart where it feels just too cute.

I think that even Blitzo might have his own himbo moments where his own cuteness tends to give Stolas a cuteness overload and he might even faint from the Imp cuteness....well if it is true that Blitz is a Arch-Imp, then it would be Arch-Imp Cuteness...

also is it weird I think Stolas should be promoted to a Grand-Duke...?

is that like a much higher rank than a normal Duke...?

if they could add other high ranks, then maybe Grand-Duke could be one of the new Ars Goetia Ranks added in the Modern times.

which means, he wouldn’t have to take any of Stella’s crud and if she even tries anything, it would be her last...               

because a Grand-Duke would be much higher than her Princess Rank, and if she so much as tries to harm him, it will be her dirty filthy feathers on the line.

and yeah I know there is a possibility my pendulum is pulling one of those pranks again, and I know it might not be possible that someone like Phenex being my technically “Dad” is very unlikely and I know that my pendulum does give prank replies when not giving a 100% truthful answer.

and I am making sure not to use my pendulum too much and make sure to only try to use it once in a while....

and yeah when he has thoughts and hopes of returning to Heaven, my thoughts are trying to find the edge of the clouds of it and thinking over if I should jump off it and run away....

I can still believe in God, but I still have my reasons for those new thoughts....that I have been having maybe since last year.

plus if it is true that Phenex is my Dad, I’m pretty sure that both he and my Earth Angel Mom lost custody of me a very long time ago in one of my past lives......and yeah it should be a blessing to not remember full pictures of a past life and only remember bits and pieces, and when you do recall them when maybe you were 3 or 4 years old and it upsets you and might be the reason why you don’t like to wear dresses because your impression is that if you wear one, you might die again, and you only get those thoughts because you were very little when you died in one of your past lives....

plus there is other worse ways to find out how you died in one of your past lives before you even reach Teenager Age or Adulthood....

and that is finding out that you died when you were still in the womb, and it possibly happening more than once, and only one of them was a abortion.

other ways is losing your life because of some Toxic-Religious Inhuman filth who should get their butts kicked...             

also if it were true that Phenex is my Soul-Dad, he wouldn’t be the first or maybe he would be, that was a Dad who didn’t even try to visit me when growing up until much later, and yeah I only met my Dad (the Human one who is my Dad in this current life.) once and I had figured out that he could of came to visit me the other times when he could, but didn’t and I guess I am a bit bitter about figuring this out...and it’s like not really knowing how to feel, like not sure if I can love him or not. 

and if it is true that he is my Soul-Dad, and I am a fusion between his soul fragment and a fragment from another Earth Angel.....

I would want to flip him the double bird....he ain’t the freaking boss of me.

so anyway this is a mix of talking about how Blitzwing has the power to cause someone to get a overload of too much cuteness, because he is just too cute.

and a mix of talking about some random stuff, and yeah I may or may not have some daddy issues, with both my human Dad and possible Ars Goetia Dad, but with any luck might not be at all and my pendulum was just pulling a prank.

but by some chance it isn’t a prank and it is true.....

I would still want to flip Phenex the double bird and possibly give him a groin punch....

but I would start with Mammon, who was the first one I had thoughts of wanting to groin punch.....

maybe I’m my Soul-Parents Karma as well as their little accident, it’s not like they give a care about me, and yeah to me, the Mom I have now in the present life I have, is my REAL Mom....even if I should reincarnate again in the distant future.

even if we might not agree on everything, and I have to keep some things from her.....like being Aroaceflux and a Nonbinary-Girl...

and the whole Neo-Spiritual thing, and yeah there is that, too.

and yeah I can be Fictoromantic as well, and had some thoughts of wanting to identify as a Demi-Heteromorph which may be thanks to the Overlord series, not the video game from 2004 or 2007....I need to look up when that game series started, but I am talking about the anime Overlord, and not the video game called Overlord that was around way before the one that Ainz Ooal Gown appears in. 

and well I guess the other reason for me wanting to go by “Demi-Heteromorph”

might have to do with some humans viewing those with RH Negative blood not being human, FYI, still human, and O RH D Negative....

I’m still going to view the “D” as Determination like from Undertale.

also is it possible to feel moments of not feeling all too happy, like maybe it showing up when you are tired and need sleep or like when you really need to eat something....and yet you feel not happy because of some thoughts, like with some Masculine Angels and how some things are.

 I guess if I make sure to do some stuff that make me happy, like reading, playing video games and watching my favorite movies and shows, I can try to ignore those feelings...

I mean yeah it sucks when it seems half of my prayers end up seeming to be ignored, or like half-answered.....

and with how I had prayed before for Spongebob to stop and for the Simpsons to stop making new episodes, well it is clear that either it might take a while for those to come true or I am just being ignored....

even if the show of Simpsons is still good, but some creepy stuff that has been going on with it is the reason why I want it to stop making new episodes but still show the re-runs of it.

and yeah my wanting Spongebob to be cancelled has to do with the freaking broken marathon that happen a few years ago, that kind of put me in a not good feeling and I was losing my patience and if I remember right, it was either that or something else that caused me to punch my arm....

yeah it ended up leaving a bruise and I had to have ice on it, and when I touched it in a certain way it felt a little sore....and I didn’t tell my Mom how it happen....at least I don’t think I have. 

I’m going to try to keep myself from doing that again, and yeah I’m doing much better now after well that mess.

and yeah I know I had technically harmed myself, but I’m going to at least try not to do that again and I did need ice on my arm, and might of had to use it for maybe a few days, I don’t remember how many days...

and I know I have been hurt without doing it on purpose, like when I hurt my foot and had to stay off of it, but I think it was a mix of the foot and ankle, I couldn’t put too much pressure on it, or that time when I was little and I fell and hurt my arm and had to have a type of cast for a while....

and I have fell down the stairs before, I think it might of happen more than once.....

and I’m pretty sure when I did get my heart broken by someone I had a crush on before, I may have ate my feelings away, but I know now to be careful who I fall for, and I know I fell for the wrong type of guys before....

give me 2D or CGI crushes anytime, at least it is easier and it is not likely they would break my heart the same way, and I wouldn’t mind shipping the fictional crushes with other fictional characters....

 and yeah one of the crushes I had was on Doc from Red Vs Blue, and that was when he got all return of O’Malley.....I know I didn’t have a crush on Doc/O’Malley before but when O’Malley had technically return, I couldn’t help but fall for well bad boy Doc/O’Malley.

I mean even if it isn’t a very big crush, I know I have a small crush on Doctor Deep from Sonic Prime.

and then there is the whole crush on Karl Heisenberg, I might of been kind of having a very small simping for him....and yes that is freaking possible, I am a flux....

I don’t really simp for Lady Alcina Dimitrescu, I just think she’s cool.

 also one of my weird thoughts is wondering if going for the “Bad Boys” is like genetic in anyway....

well if it is true that Lilith did end up in a relationship with Samael, so maybe it is genetic.....maybe?

of course there can be some limits as to what type of bad boy you end up falling for, and there are some you don’t find attractive.

anyway because I ended up mentioning that whole arm thing, I had to edit the title of this a little as well as the note at the very top as well, as well as add some other tags.

and no that whole thing didn’t happen when I had my second depression.

I’m pretty sure I did get sick sometime after getting better from that second depression, I was throwing up and I think I was given some doctor pepper during that time, I don’t think those two are linked...

and I think it was when I was getting over what I had, was when my first cat was....you know, about to leave us and what was happening to them really hurt and I know I was crying.

I love my second cat and I am glad they were given to me when they were still a small kitten and not given to me much later like my other cat who was no longer a kitten when they were finally given to me.

and also because of the bad weather that happen before, that made me lose the Undertale theory I was writing....

I’m going to wait maybe a few days to try again to write that theory, even if it might not be 100% the same like it was.

also I don’t think my crush feelings can get any higher at the moment, I believe I can still form small crushes that don’t end up becoming too big.

anyway I guess so long as I see something cute that gives me a small cuteness overload, like Blitzwing then it’s fine.

and yeah I am weird enough to do a drawing where he has Sundrop on his Shoulders, while Robo-Fizz is on Sundrop’s shoulders, and Spinel is on Robo-Fizz’s Shoulder, all while Spinel is holding a boom box that is suppose to be playing the song “Crazy Chicks” by Ken Ashcorp.

and yes I did draw that and yes I did post it on here a few posts ago...

best and weird idea I ever had.

next to hoping that Weird Al voicing Charlie Morningstar’s Dad.

and besides wanting to ship WreckOut (that is the ship name of TFA Wreck-Gar and TFP Knockout.)

I wonder if it be weird to ship Vox-Gar...?

like a Crossover ship between Wreck-Gar from TFA and Vox from Hazbin Hotel.

we have the shippers, let’s make it weird. XD

I think talking about that ship and weird stuff, helps make me feel happy.

and I’m 100% sure that Wreck-Gar from TFA is a Himbo...

also right now, please don’t ask me why I hit my arm to the point where I had to have ice for it and it took a little while to heal.

I mean I think I might of admitted about it before, well online.....I don’t know if this was my first time admitting it on here or not....

anyway like I said before, it’s fine now and it’s really nothing to worry about.

and of course one of the times to worry about, was the time I had accidentally overdose on my medicine and had to be, I guess rushed to the hospital.

it felt like I was spinning and yeah I know now that would be my first time getting high, as I view it now as my having been high.....and it wasn’t fun.

it was more of a accident and it could of been a lot worse....

at least my family was there to take me to the hospital before it could of got worse for me when that happen.

anyway at least a cuteness overdose would of been better than that.

and yeah this talked about some fun stuff, but also talked about some dark and sad stuff.....but I like the fun stuff better in this.                                        

anyway I’m going to check out a few more arts on here, before I go watch some stuff like a show or movie or maybe a game walkthrough.

and once again, I couldn’t help but get a little cuteness overload I think when Blitzwing from TFA, well the Hazformers version of him, was being all cute...

I think it hit me in the right place in the heart, I couldn’t help but find it precious.

he is a frosty spice cinnamon roll that needs to be protected, just like how Bumblebee is a precious Bumble-Muffin that needs to be protected...

Bumble-Muffin is Bumblebee’s nickname, and it fits him because he is as adorable as a Honey Muffin.....wait are there Honey Muffins...?                                              

#blitzwing tfa #alastor hazbin hotel #cuteness overload #why are they so cute #himbo #simping #devil cuphead #talking about feelings #my thoughts #asmodeous #king solomon #groin punch #mature audiences only #not for kids #daddy issues #self harm #breaking point #good feelings #bad feelings #do not reblog without permission