whenever my man is angry at me he tells me to give him his virginity back lol
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fatefully i tried to pick my battles 'til the battle picked me
misery like the war of words I shouted in my sleep
and you passed right by
i was in the alley, surrounded on all sides
the knife cuts both ways
if the shoe fits, walk in it
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bodies // car seat headrest ( ig: jayetart )
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WIP ask game
In a new post, list the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.
thanks for the tag @anna-scribbles!! been working on a lot of these intermittently for years, and the folder itself is a mix of both original novels and fanfics! here goes—
Originals:
LoW All
Sidekicked
YNK
before // after
woth
Fanworks:
idkyy
hh
LadRuAU
BotK 3
not sure who's all participated but tagging @marimbles @sha-nwa @rosekasa @taliaxlatia @botherkupo @wackus-bonkus-maximus
sorry if you've already played! not sorry if you been tagged already but HAVEN'T played mwahaha
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I’m just gonna say it: splitting up a new season into 2 parts is fantastic marketing. You may not like it! But it’s very smart. Everyone is going to rewatch the previous seasons, or newcomers will have the opportunity to watch everything in full. Plus it’ll keep the show in the top 10 for more than 6 weeks. Content will be flowing double the amount, brands will drop more goodies, etc. Can you guess what show I’m referring to?🤣 (but in general if the marketing is done right it will always be worth it!)
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Who wants to hide with me in my blanket fort and cuddle the stress away?
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I got a kitty for my birthday😭😭😭his name is apollo
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screaming crying throwing up and dry heaving oh my GOD i’ll never live that down. doesn’t matter that i coined the nickname “twinkothy”; my claim to fame is my foolishly publicized fantasy of getting bent over a mahogany table by alfred pennyworth and spanked with a spatula that has a batman-shaped hole in the center. i’m going to bed 😭
(also wtf how did i end up unfollowing you?? like of all people, tumblr made me unfollow YOU?? insanity)
I love how you say this as if your header doesn't advertise said fantasy. I do think it's missing the mahogany table though. Also missing a reference to your second claim to fame revolving around Bizarro.
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